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00:00Have you got a boyfriend? Yes or no?
00:04Matilda!
00:09Matilda!
00:11Yes!
00:12She's got a boyfriend!
00:14Finally!
00:15Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
00:19Yes!
00:22Ah!
00:23Ah!
00:24I think we're doing for the Bumpy Radio.
00:26Oh, lovely!
00:27Size to that!
00:30Ho-ho-ho-ho!
00:30I'm phaticus!
00:31He's dead!
00:32Oh, no!
00:33Shut up!
00:35Oh!
00:36Oh, wait, what?
00:37Ah!
00:38Whoa!
00:38Ellie, I can't care.
00:39I've turned the garden hose on them.
00:41She's playing it like a two-bob fiddle.
00:43If that doesn't say sexy time, I don't know what does.
00:47Oh!
00:48Hello!
00:49In the week number ten got another new tenant.
00:53We enjoyed lots of great telly.
00:56Singers were battling it out in a lip-syncing showdown
00:59on BBC One.
01:01Come on and take the rest of me, oh, baby.
01:04I don't think I'm buying it.
01:06If you want my future.
01:07We have to lip-syncing.
01:08I'm doing it.
01:09So, if you want my future, forget my past.
01:11Okay.
01:11You ready?
01:12If you want my future, forget my past.
01:15You're parting too much.
01:17All right.
01:18Do it again, and I'll do it less.
01:19Do it power.
01:20Okay, okay.
01:21Like, okay.
01:23One, two, seven, eight.
01:25If you want my future.
01:27No, why are you singing it?
01:29You're lip-syncing it.
01:30Because you told me to lip-syncing it.
01:31You told me to lip-syncing it.
01:31Lip-syncing!
01:32Netflix was testing if love could really blossom through a wall.
01:36Kids.
01:37Do you want kids?
01:37I would be a great mom to, like, ten kids.
01:40Oh, my gosh.
01:41That's the perfect answer.
01:41I feel like I have so much love to give, and I just, I would love to procreate, you
01:46know, more little Nancy's.
01:48I've always said I wanted a basketball team.
01:50Can you think of somebody whose personality you like so much, that if you weren't married
01:54already, that you might marry the other person on the strength of their personality?
02:00No, everyone I know is deeply flawed.
02:03Oh.
02:03Flawed.
02:04And two more teams were tussling over tricky questions on BBC Two.
02:09United by a fascination with figures, they are the Statisticals.
02:13My team name would be Statisticals.
02:16Statisticals?
02:16Yeah.
02:17Yeah.
02:17I mean...
02:18Sounds about right.
02:19The nation's familiar with them.
02:20You've had them hanging out your entire sporting career.
02:23Uh, I wear trunks two sizes too small so that nothing falls out and is in the way when
02:29you hit the water at 35 miles an hour, and you don't need anything hanging out.
02:32Well, it doesn't leave much to the imagination either.
02:41In West London...
02:42Cheers, my love.
02:43Cheers, sweetie.
02:44Good for the heart.
02:46Just a little bit.
02:48And boo-jee-boo.
02:49Oh, it's nice.
02:50Mmm.
02:51Good friends Charlotte and Luke.
02:54I didn't start liking wine till, like, I was about 28.
02:58Is that what you could say?
02:59Till I was about 12.
03:01I didn't start...
03:03My buds didn't appreciate it till I was about 12 and a half.
03:05I was a very late developer.
03:08I was about 12 and a half.
03:09I was a very late developer.
03:10About 28.
03:11But then I was on the spirits by 13 and I've never looked back.
03:16This week, Netflix was back on the hunt for love again.
03:21I love this.
03:22Is this the one where they don't actually meet face to face but they get to know each other?
03:27Through the wall.
03:27Yeah.
03:28They don't see each other.
03:29Are they blind?
03:30No.
03:31See, if someone can make you laugh, that's...
03:34I find that attractive.
03:35Mmm.
03:36So it's not all about the looks for me, obviously.
03:42At least on Love Is Blind Light, you'd never have to shave your legs or your pubes.
03:46Until you're me.
03:47Yeah, but, you know.
03:49Too late then.
03:50I'd never really be done dates.
03:53I've just...
03:54I was always just like...
03:56You.
03:56You.
03:57Yeah, totally.
03:57I want that one.
03:58You.
03:59Come here.
04:00Bring your brother.
04:02Shut up.
04:03In the program, we saw a couple of singletons heading into some pods.
04:10What's your name?
04:10My name's Brennan.
04:11Hi, Brennan.
04:12So they're talking to each other through the wall now, innit?
04:14Yeah, well, they're in separate pods, innit?
04:16Yeah.
04:16What's your name?
04:17Alexa.
04:18Alexa.
04:18Alexa.
04:19Don't do that.
04:21Shut up everything.
04:22What do you do for fun?
04:23I love food.
04:24Oh, hell yeah.
04:25Oh, they both love food.
04:26Everybody loves food.
04:27I love food.
04:28To me.
04:29Breathing.
04:30Oxygen.
04:31I love water as well.
04:32Yeah.
04:32What's your, like, favourite dish to make?
04:34Oh, my favourite dish to make is, like, shakshuka or tacos.
04:36Oh, my...
04:37You've got to make shakshuka?
04:38They've already got something they've found out they both like, shakshuka.
04:41That's what you had the other day.
04:42Oh, I did?
04:43Yes, yes.
04:43It repeated on me, something chronic.
04:45My food is the language of love, right?
04:49So somebody could cook.
04:50We're such a perfect match over here.
04:52Oh, they have so much in common.
04:54The thing is, you can't base a whole relationship, you know, on food.
04:58No.
04:59You know, like, me and Paige, we like leaking potato soup, but it's not the foundations for our marriage.
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:05I'm into it.
05:05Do you want to get married now?
05:07What?
05:07Did she ask that already?
05:09Yeah.
05:09I mean, well, we weren't far off that.
05:11When Grant came round to mine on about our fourth date and he ordered it on to make pizza,
05:16I knew then he were the one.
05:17A bit later, Brennan and Alexa were back in their pods for date number three.
05:23There is definitely something, like, I want to talk to you about, I want to discuss with you.
05:26It sounds serious.
05:27It does.
05:28It's very scary.
05:29This sounds, like, a bit deep.
05:30Yeah.
05:31But I know that, like, I need to tell you this.
05:34Oh, nice.
05:34Tell you what?
05:35What?
05:36Oh, he's going to tell her he's vegan.
05:38He's gay.
05:38No.
05:40I'm completely in love with you.
05:41What?
05:42Oh!
05:42Oh!
05:43He's in love with her.
05:44How are you in love with her?
05:45This is something wrong with this man.
05:47You can't say you're in love with someone you've never met!
05:50Yes, you can!
05:51Can you be excited for her?
05:53She's just been told that he really, really loves her.
05:56Like, you're 100% my lobster.
05:57You're my person.
05:58That's just silly.
05:59That's daft, that.
06:00I love you, too.
06:01Did she just say I love you, too?
06:03What?
06:03Oh, my God.
06:04This is just awful.
06:06They haven't met.
06:07Shh.
06:08That's, like, honestly the greatest day of my life.
06:10It is.
06:10Like, in every way.
06:11Ugh.
06:12They don't waste time, do they?
06:13They move quick on here.
06:14They don't let the grass grow.
06:15I love you.
06:16I love you.
06:17Stop saying it!
06:18Stop saying it!
06:19Alexis, stop.
06:22He's crying.
06:24Oh, for God's sake!
06:26He's crying!
06:27He's crying!
06:29Is anything worth it just to call you mine?
06:33They've already said I love you on day three.
06:35What's going to happen on day four?
06:37Are they going to have sex through the wall?
06:39No!
06:39If this was a gay version, there'd be a glory hole.
06:41Alexa?
06:42Yes.
06:43Oh, Brennan's got his smart jacket on.
06:45Oh, no.
06:46Here we go.
06:47I just want to tell you I love you.
06:50I want to spend every day of my life...
06:54Oh, no.
06:54No.
06:55No.
06:55No.
06:56Trying to make you happy in any way I can.
06:58Oh, he's proposing!
07:00Oh, he's going to propose!
07:01No!
07:02I'm going to stand next to you as long as you let me.
07:05That's very sweet.
07:06I want to stand next to you as long as you let me, you know?
07:09Geez, I might have to use them buyers, man.
07:14Oh, no!
07:15He's on one knee!
07:16Oh, my God!
07:17Stop it!
07:18Will you marry me?
07:19He's done it!
07:23Fuck's sake!
07:24Come on!
07:25Spin it out!
07:28Yes!
07:29Yes!
07:31Oh!
07:31Fuck's sake!
07:32I love you so much.
07:35Imagine they get married, though.
07:36They'll be like, do you remember when you proposed to me?
07:38Yeah.
07:39You were in another room.
07:44Here's the big reveal show.
07:45They're about to meet each other for the first time.
07:48He's asked her to marry him.
07:50I know how lovely.
07:54Oh!
07:56What the fuck?
07:57Is that a good what-the-fuck or a bad what-the-fuck?
08:00She fancies him.
08:01Yeah.
08:02Does he fancy her?
08:03Yes.
08:04Yes.
08:05He's buzzing.
08:06He shoots.
08:06He scores.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:10I've got goosebumps!
08:11You have.
08:12Stupid.
08:13You've got hearts.
08:14They actually are a cute match when they're dressed up like that.
08:17Come on.
08:18That is a cute match.
08:19Oh, it's beating together.
08:20Oh, my God.
08:21Like, wow.
08:22Oh, my God.
08:22They're kissing.
08:23Well, they love each other.
08:24Oh, I don't know about this.
08:26I don't mind heterosexuality.
08:28I just don't like it when they put it in our faces like this.
08:30You know what I mean?
08:30They just throw it in our faces like that.
08:32It's fine.
08:33I accept that it exists, but don't throw it in our face like this.
08:36Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
08:38Fine.
08:40I'm trying to work out what them two have in common, really.
08:47The Shishuka.
08:48I would have married you after about 24 hours.
08:50Stop.
08:51Of having met you, yeah.
08:53I knew I was in trouble from the second I met you.
08:56Oh.
09:00That's very sweet.
09:02In South London.
09:04This is a big treat growing up.
09:06It's a little fondant wrapped in a little bit of marzipan.
09:10Gordon and his daughter, Tilly.
09:12I don't know why they call them sort of French fancy,
09:15because there's fucking nothing French about them.
09:17Hmm.
09:18But it's a bit weird, isn't it?
09:19Yeah.
09:20Hmm.
09:22Fucking disgusting.
09:28They're like, I grew up on those things.
09:30The French fancy was like, like a treat.
09:33That's what we took as cupcakes growing up.
09:37I know you little posh girls get amazing cupcakes.
09:40We had to grow up with a French fancy and a jam tart.
09:42Mum used to give those to us as well.
09:44Did she?
09:44I grew up with them as well.
09:46Good old gal.
09:47On Saturday night, there were more mouths miming to music on the BBC.
09:52I can see your voice.
09:54Oh, my God.
09:56I love this.
09:57Really?
09:57Let's hear your voice.
10:00That's the bit nutty that I remember.
10:04They get people and then they have to lip themselves.
10:13Like a song comes on and they move their lips to the...
10:15What do you call it?
10:16Lipping yourself.
10:17Well, I used to lip sync in church, Charles, because to spare the others my voice.
10:23Well, they need your voice, Mary.
10:25Exactly.
10:25There's only about three of you in there.
10:26So then I now have to sing.
10:28If they only have two people singing, you need your little quailing voice.
10:32In the programme, it was time to meet this week's mystery singers.
10:36Number four, Moneybags.
10:40Moneybags?
10:40That's what they call me at ASOS HQ.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Here's Moneybags back again.
10:44He works in financial services, so he'll be right on the money tonight.
10:48Does he look like a pop star?
10:50Yeah, I reckon so.
10:51And he almost joined a big pop group from the noughties.
10:54Almost joined a big pop group from the noughties?
10:57He has got E17 vibes about him, I'm not going to lie.
11:00He does, yeah?
11:01Almost joined.
11:02Well, he could have been good or he could have been bad.
11:05Probably could have turned him down and thought you're no good.
11:07Aye.
11:08Performing Hit Me Baby one more time.
11:10It's Moneybags.
11:11Can't have a bit of Britney.
11:13Stop it.
11:13He's doing Hit Me Baby one more time.
11:15Brilliant.
11:16I need to clean my glasses.
11:17I need to be able to see his lips move.
11:19Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know?
11:24Ew, why's he making those faces?
11:27Ooh, he's smizing.
11:28Show me how you want it to be.
11:31Oh, yeah, it's his voice.
11:33I'm loving him.
11:34That's his voice.
11:36Do you think?
11:37Yeah, definitely.
11:38Cause I need to know now.
11:39No, it could be a right, it could.
11:42He's doing too much.
11:43You know what he's doing?
11:45He's doing that.
11:46That's what you overdo it.
11:47You do that.
11:48I don't do that.
11:49No, but you lip sync.
11:50You do that.
11:51I don't lip sync.
11:52And I, I must confess.
11:55I still believe.
11:57Still believe.
11:58Still believe.
12:02That's funny, Bags.
12:03I'm telling you, this is it.
12:05Give me a sight.
12:07Nah, he's a mimer.
12:09I think it's death.
12:09He's sinking.
12:10I think it's definitely his voice.
12:12I think he's just done this shit loads in his bedroom.
12:15Oh, he's done a lot of practicing with the hairbrush.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Hit me, baby, one more time.
12:20Oh.
12:22Hit me, baby, one more time.
12:24You can tell my guy who wants to be in a boy band so bad.
12:28Right, let's see if his voice matches up to his eyebrow choreography.
12:34Moneybags, let's hear.
12:35Let's hear your voice.
12:40Here's the big reveal.
12:41Can Moneybags actually sing or not?
12:45Come on, Moneybags.
12:46Show them that you can't sing for shit.
12:48It's gonna be a disaster.
12:49Yeah.
12:50It's gonna be a disaster.
12:53Here we bloody go.
12:54This is the exciting part.
13:01Oh, no, he's gonna be good, surely.
13:03He's got a whole performance.
13:04I think he's gonna be bad.
13:06I think he's gonna be bad.
13:13Oh, no, he's awful.
13:15Oh, shit.
13:17Oh, he's useless.
13:23He's worse than you and I didn't think that was possible.
13:26Oh, my God.
13:26I don't think he's bad.
13:28That's how I think.
13:34I can see why he didn't make the boy band.
13:37Yeah.
13:37You know what?
13:38If you're gonna do it shit, you may as well do it really shit.
13:41So, who was the naughties pop group?
13:43So, I auditioned to be in S Club Juniors.
13:47S Club Juniors?
13:48So did I.
13:51I auditioned for S Club Juniors.
13:54What did you sing?
13:54I sang Reach for the Stars.
13:56I auditioned for that as well, but didn't get in.
13:58Did you?
13:59I got knocked out in the very first round.
14:02I can see why, Hans.
14:03Imagine my life now if I were in S Club Juniors.
14:07You could have been Rochelle Humes.
14:08Yeah.
14:09Or Frankie.
14:10Yeah.
14:13She's got her own clothes range in Tesco now.
14:24In Warwickshire...
14:25You told me you got engaged the other day.
14:27Yeah.
14:28And so my question is...
14:29Yeah.
14:29What did he actually say?
14:31I love you.
14:32I'm...
14:32You're my best friend.
14:33I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
14:36No, but there was roses everywhere.
14:37Oh no, really?
14:38Log fire, hotel.
14:40No.
14:40Which is Cliveden.
14:42Cliveden.
14:43Cliveden.
14:44Cliveden.
14:44Cliveden.
14:47Cliveden.
14:47Now we're having an argument again.
14:49Why are you arguing with me?
14:50You started it.
14:51I didn't start anything.
14:53It's Cliveden.
14:53See, I...
14:54Yeah.
14:55What?
14:56I don't...
14:57That's...
14:58Flowers isn't my thing.
14:59Oh, I love flowers.
15:00I'd have to go kayaking.
15:02Or archery.
15:03That's not...
15:03I love all that stuff.
15:05Yeah, but that's like a sport.
15:07That's not romantic, is it?
15:08No.
15:09But I'm not a romantic person.
15:11On Tuesday night, BBC Two was grilling our grey matter again.
15:16Where's the tibia?
15:17In your leg.
15:18In your thigh.
15:19Go on.
15:21Mmm.
15:21Where's your eyes?
15:25In my head.
15:26Perfect.
15:27We're gonna be marvellous at this.
15:29I think we're getting better at this, you know.
15:32I do.
15:33I do.
15:34From when it first started.
15:35From when we first started on it.
15:37I don't think so, Jenny, do you?
15:38I think we've got two out of...
15:4017 programmed.
15:46We'll see who gets the most points.
15:48No, no, no, no.
15:49I'm not doing it.
15:50I'm not doing it.
15:50Why has everything had to be a contest with you?
15:52Because life is a contest.
15:54No.
15:54Sometimes you can just chill on the couch.
15:56Me and Nat like to watch this.
15:58What?
15:59What?
16:02Is that what your relationships come to now?
16:06No.
16:06No.
16:06We don't have sex.
16:07We just watch on the connect.
16:09Good evening.
16:11Oh, no then, Victoria.
16:12Bit of shush from you.
16:14Water question.
16:15What is the connection between these clues?
16:17Here's the first.
16:18Well, I actually like this round because you've got to guess the sequence and the last tile.
16:22Right, here we go.
16:24Okay, talk of a sexual nature.
16:25Talk of a sexual nature.
16:28That's down the phone.
16:29Oh, I'm pulling my dress off now.
16:32And you've got a pair of boots and you're pulling the zip down.
16:34Money immorally gained.
16:36Oh, prostitutes.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Dirty.
16:38I can hear the air rushing through our brains.
16:41There's nothing going on here.
16:43Booty.
16:44Yeah.
16:44Sorry?
16:45They can all be booty.
16:46Oh, dirty money.
16:48Dirty talk.
16:49Should we go with it?
16:49Talk of a sexual nature?
16:50Yeah.
16:51Go for it.
16:51These three haven't got a clue, have they?
16:53Booty.
16:53What the fuck's booty got to do with it?
16:55Booty is like sort of a...
16:58Booty, as in...
16:59Yes.
17:00Okay.
17:01I'm afraid that's not it.
17:02I'm going to show them all to the road runners for a possible bonus point.
17:06Martini with olive brine.
17:08Dirty!
17:09Dirty dancing?
17:10Yeah, dirty dancing.
17:11Dirty dancing, you're right.
17:13They're all dirty.
17:14It's dirty.
17:16Whoop, whoop, whoop!
17:17Well, so you've got three points.
17:19Dirty talk.
17:20Dirty money.
17:20Dirty martini and the dirty dancing film.
17:24Oh, she loves a bit of dirty talk.
17:26I like a bit of dirty talk.
17:28That never talks dirty to me.
17:30Good.
17:32The first group of disguised clues are all statues and their locations.
17:38Oh, statues and their locations.
17:40Come on.
17:41We can do this.
17:44Remember, A-E-I-O-U.
17:46Why are we looking for them?
17:47They're not even in that word.
17:49Because you have to put them in.
17:50Oh, Statue of Liberty.
17:52I can't think of a statue.
17:55The only statue I know is the Statue of Liberty.
17:58Stats.
17:58The Statue of Liberty and New York.
18:00Correct.
18:01Ah!
18:02The Statue of Liberty.
18:03Hang on, I just said that.
18:04Oh, God.
18:06Oh, God.
18:08Ooh.
18:09Um...
18:11M...
18:11M...
18:13M...
18:13M...
18:33M...
18:35M....
18:35M...
18:39M...
18:39Christ R...
18:40Christes.
18:41Crates Church.
18:42I just...
18:43I'm exhausted.
18:44I'm exhausted.
18:45I just want to go home now.
18:47Christ Our Saviour is born.
18:51Eh, DoG Gennaro.
18:54Boed Runners.
18:55Christ the Redeemer and Rio de Janeiro.
18:57Yes, it is.
18:58Oh, you've really got it!
19:00Next category, things you might find in a car park.
19:04Doggers.
19:04I love car parks.
19:08Roadrunners.
19:09Bollards.
19:10This programme's Bollards.
19:11Yeah, Bollards.
19:12Correct.
19:13You got it!
19:15Got one.
19:20Charging point.
19:21Electric car charging unit point.
19:26Stats.
19:26Electric vehicle charging point.
19:28Very well done.
19:29Yes, again.
19:30I miss vehicle.
19:32Will you give me that one?
19:34Richard III.
19:35Richard III.
19:37Stats.
19:37Richard III.
19:38Yes.
19:39Yes, they found him in a car park.
19:41He was buried in a car park.
19:43Well done.
19:44Please say that you know that.
19:46Yeah, I know that.
19:46Please say that you know that.
19:47I didn't know that.
19:48I thought they're fucking with us now.
19:50They're fucking with us now.
19:52Why did you say it?
19:53Bollards and Richard III.
19:55I don't know.
19:56And looking at the final scores,
19:58the winners and through to the next round with 22 points
20:02are the Statisticals.
20:04Very well done.
20:06That was fun.
20:08I've just had fun while playing Only Connect.
20:11Well done, the Statisticals.
20:13But I...
20:14What did you just call them?
20:15Statisticals.
20:17What do you think I called them?
20:18Can we stop now?
20:20Can we stop?
20:20Because I can't take it anymore.
20:22I'm exhausted.
20:23I'm exhausted.
20:24It's finished now.
20:26But I'm really impressed.
20:28That I knew Richard III.
20:30Oh, bless.
20:33This week, we watched Dylan James' story.
20:39Warren and I met when we were 16.
20:42We were at Sixth Form College.
20:44Childhood sweethearts, aren't they?
20:46They're gorgeous couples.
20:47Our eyes met and the rest is history.
20:51Oh, so cute.
20:53Oh, they look like they've got a lovely relationship, don't they?
20:56When we were 35 and buying a house,
21:00it seemed the right time to start a family.
21:05I went to check that I was in the best possible health
21:09and I was told that I had ovarian cancer.
21:14No.
21:16Shit.
21:18And they said that it'd be very difficult to have children.
21:24Bless her.
21:25Probably not what you're expecting to hear, is it?
21:28No, it'd turn your world upside down.
21:30And that's why it was such a delight when I conceived.
21:35Oh.
21:37She did have a baby.
21:38She's pregnant.
21:41Dylan James arrived two months early.
21:43Oh, he's tiny.
21:46He's the happiest I've ever been.
21:47And we knew how precious he was.
21:52Oh, cute.
21:53That is, it's even more precious because she couldn't.
21:57She thought she'd never have any children.
22:02He just made everyone laugh and smile.
22:05He is a lovely little boy.
22:07The thing is, there's nothing that can describe what your baby brings to your life.
22:12Like, it just changes your life like you would never believe.
22:18When he was two, Dylan James had a fever.
22:22Stop.
22:24And his daddy said, his tummy feels really hard.
22:28We need to take him to A&E.
22:31Oh, fuck.
22:32A consultant said they were really concerned.
22:37Oh, God.
22:37And that Dylan James would have to immediately go for a scan.
22:43Oh.
22:44Oh, I thought...
22:45Oh, no.
22:46This doesn't sound good.
22:48And they just said he has a tumour.
22:52Chronic kidney.
22:53On his kidney called Wilms tumour.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:59Flipping hell.
22:59Imagine hearing that, your two-year-old son has got a tumour on his kidney.
23:04That's the moment everything just stopped for us.
23:10Damn.
23:15They said, this is a curable cancer.
23:19This isn't a terminal diagnosis.
23:21He will have a 12-month high-dose chemotherapy treatment plan
23:27and major surgery to remove the tumour.
23:32Brave little man.
23:33What a lot to go through for a little two-year-old to go through chemo.
23:37So, everything was going really well.
23:41And then, one day, he announced,
23:45I've got a ghost in my tummy.
23:47Oh.
23:49Oh, no.
23:54And he had a scan,
23:55and they said,
23:57it's progressed to stage four.
24:00Oh, my God.
24:03Because the cancer's in his lungs.
24:05Oh, no.
24:11I said, just do whatever it takes.
24:14I can't lose him.
24:17No, you can't lose him.
24:19You can't lose him.
24:20But they said, there's nothing else we can do.
24:23He's got two mumps.
24:25Jesus.
24:29My heart was breaking in places that I didn't know it was possible.
24:38I had to look at him and just smile because I didn't want to tell him.
24:44It's the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
24:52Damn.
24:59Three years.
25:01Three years.
25:03Three years old.
25:04I was cuddling him.
25:06And he just stopped breathing.
25:16There's nothing worse than watching your child's heart stop beating.
25:22And yours carries on.
25:28Oh, God.
25:33You'd give me a life, wouldn't you?
25:36It's the worst thing that a parent can have the witness.
25:51I don't have any children, Jenny, but I feel the hurt.
25:54Yeah.
25:57We've both been through this.
26:00Losing people to cancer, but that.
26:02To lose a child like that, that is...
26:04Nearly four years old.
26:06That is brutal.
26:07The scary thing is this could be anybody in the same position.
26:11When you have children, you just...
26:14Life is so precious, you don't realise how lucky we are.
26:18And we need to find a cure.
26:20Nobody should be going through this.
26:22Three years old and he's having his life taken away.
26:29In Blackpool.
26:31You get charged, don't you, if you nick a robe from a hotel?
26:34Yeah, that's why I don't bother taking anything.
26:36Even the little shampoos and stuff, I think, what's the point?
26:39Do I want to smell like chamomile?
26:41The answer's no.
26:42Yeah.
26:43Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
26:45Taking the freebies out the hotel, they make them shit,
26:48so you don't bother taking them now.
26:50Yeah.
26:50They've clocked onto it.
26:51Everybody nicks everything out the hotel.
26:53Mm.
26:54You know.
26:55You've got to take the things that they don't clock onto,
26:58like the batteries out of the remote.
26:59Oh, that's where your money is.
27:03Batteries are a fortune.
27:04The batteries are out the remote.
27:06Well, they're never going to check that, are they?
27:08On Monday, someone's new job made the headlines on ITV.
27:13It's going to be about the new Prime Minister, this, isn't it?
27:15Of course it is.
27:16Who's the PM this month?
27:19From Downing Street, this is the ITV Evening News.
27:23Here we go again, innit?
27:24Oh, I did it.
27:26Oh, shit.
27:27Well, good evening from Downing Street.
27:28On the day Rishi Sunak was named as the UK's next Prime Minister.
27:33They say he's got the intray from hell.
27:35It actually just annoys me, though,
27:37because I think if he'd have just got the job in the first place,
27:40then none of this mess would have happened, would it?
27:42We could have avoided all this.
27:44Yeah.
27:44He will be the first British Asian to lead the country.
27:48Yeah.
27:48History's been made, isn't it?
27:50So much history has been made, isn't it, in the last three months?
27:53Yeah, yeah.
27:53Breaking down doors.
27:55Mm, the door is open in number 10.
27:58Yeah.
27:59Basically, the first one to get there gets a job, innit?
28:02Yeah.
28:03But there is controversy tonight that his arrival in number 10
28:07will come without a single vote having been cast.
28:10See, that just doesn't feel like a democracy to me.
28:13It should be us, the people that should be elected now.
28:16You're failing us.
28:17You had the first go, it didn't work.
28:19To what call a general election?
28:20The dance, the dark call a general election.
28:23Because they'll lose.
28:24They'll lose.
28:25These MPs have been ready for Rishi for some months.
28:28They'll all be bloody bum licking now, hoping that they get a chair.
28:31Well, that's what it'll be.
28:32It'll be.
28:33They want a minister's job, don't they?
28:34Love you, Rishi.
28:35Mm.
28:36With a hug for some, but not all supporters.
28:41Oh, Matt Hancock snubbed.
28:43He aired him out, bruv.
28:45What's his deal with Matt Hancock?
28:48Yeah, you don't hug Matt Hancock.
28:49It is the greatest privilege of my life.
28:52Where is he looking?
28:53To be able to serve the party I love.
28:56Come on, Rishi, you're going to have to do better than that, big man.
28:58He should just drop his shoulders, look to his left and right,
29:02and then start again to remind us that he's actually a human being.
29:06But there is no doubt we face a profound economic challenge.
29:11Well, Rishi Sunak could just pay some of his money into the economy
29:15and fix it all.
29:16Oh, he could, yeah.
29:17Because isn't he, like, one of the richest people in the bloody world?
29:20His wife is.
29:21We now need stability and unity.
29:23He's trying to calm the markets, Natty.
29:26I do get stability from him.
29:28I mean, that could be just, like, because he hasn't actually moved.
29:31He hasn't moved his head.
29:33Physically, he looks stable.
29:34Yeah.
29:35I pledge that I will serve you with integrity and humility.
29:41Oh, you can tell he's been practising that in front of the mirror.
29:43Yeah, he has, hasn't he?
29:44And I will work day in, day out to deliver for the British people.
29:50Let's give him the benefit of the doubt.
29:55I'm sure he'll be fine, Natty.
29:58I'm sure he'll be fine.
29:59At least he understands maths.
30:01Well, we'll have to see how he does, you know.
30:04You can't knock him, can you, till he's had a go at it?
30:06See how he goes.
30:07Well, you know...
30:08We'll know about next week.
30:12This week, we watched Emily's story.
30:20Emily was just a really kind, caring person.
30:25Oh, she's gorgeous.
30:26Always the greatest friend.
30:28You know, had few friends, but really close friends.
30:31Emily looks our age.
30:33And I think just watching Emily really find her place in the world and blossom, I was just so proud
30:38of her.
30:40You could tell that someone's aura, her aura was good, Emily's.
30:44You could tell from the photos and that man.
30:47Emily came home from university in March 2020 when the lockdown happened for Covid.
30:52But she started talking about having pins and needles in her feet.
30:56You wouldn't necessarily think having pins and needles in your feet would mean anything.
31:00Concerning.
31:01Concerning, exactly.
31:02She went to the GP and they sent her for an MRI scan.
31:06You know how serious it is when your GP sends you straight away.
31:10Late that afternoon, he called us in and showed us the MRI scan.
31:14That same afternoon.
31:15Which had a really large tumour within Emily's spinal cord.
31:23Oh, gosh.
31:25Shit.
31:30Let's face it, it sounds like something minor, pins and needles in your feet.
31:35And then within 24 hours, your world turned upside down.
31:40Yeah.
31:40She was really scared as to what this meant and what was going to happen.
31:44Oh, poor thing.
31:48You would be if you're getting told that at 22.
31:52So we then took Emily into the oncologist who then explained it was the worst grade of cancer.
32:02Oh, no.
32:04Oh, that's awful.
32:07And she asked the consultant, will I die from this?
32:11And the consultant said, yes, I'm afraid you will.
32:13Oh, my God.
32:16God, how do you deal with that?
32:18Do you know what?
32:19What a brave question.
32:20What a brave question for her to ask.
32:23And sadly, the next MRI revealed that she had only weeks to months to live.
32:29Oh, fucking hell.
32:32I still want to see her.
32:34I think as a mum, I should be there to protect her.
32:38And I can't.
32:43How this mum has the guts to do this?
32:47One of her greatest fears when she first was diagnosed with a tumour and they were going to operate
32:52was that she would be paralysed from the neck downwards.
32:55Shit.
32:56So we came out of hospital after her surgery.
32:59She was able to walk for about a week.
33:02And then she lost the use of one of her legs.
33:04Oh.
33:06It's not fair.
33:08So it started then?
33:10Yeah.
33:11So she was then in a wheelchair.
33:13She then lost the use of the other leg.
33:15Flipping heck.
33:17By February, she could only move her from her neck upwards.
33:21So she was totally paralysed.
33:22And I can't imagine how terrifying that must have been.
33:2922.
33:31So she was literally living through her worst nightmare.
33:37The consultant said to me that she thought Emily was coming to the end of life.
33:44Oh, gosh.
33:47Oh, can you imagine they being told that?
33:51And I don't think even at that point she knew.
33:54She said to me, why is everybody coming today?
33:58Bless her.
34:00And I think she only really knew when her brother was there.
34:03Because I heard her say to him, look after mum.
34:14And then she passed away shortly after that.
34:18And then she passed away shortly after that.
34:31She said to me, look after mum.
34:32The hardest thing ever.
34:35To say goodbye to your baby.
34:38The worst, no?
34:48I just think I can't stand the thought of not being my children in my life.
34:54I told her it would be my old girl.
35:03She died at 22-year-old.
35:07Oh, my God.
35:10Oh, darling.
35:13So sad.
35:15When we found out you had a tumour when you were 12.
35:18That's that horrible period of, you know, is it cancerous?
35:22Is it non-malignant?
35:23And so going into theatre with you, do you remember?
35:28And it wasn't...
35:30Very luckily, though.
35:31Cancer, fucking hell.
35:3222, it's unfair.
35:34Oh, people should die of old, old, old, old age, not cancer.
35:39Come on.
35:40Come on.
35:41We can beat this thing.
35:46Enough.
35:47Enough of this heartbreak.
35:53In South London...
35:55I'm exhausted.
35:56Why?
35:57Because you wouldn't stop snoring last night.
36:00Tom and his husband, Lance.
36:02It was like a, you know, a chainsaw starting or something.
36:06I never...
36:08If you knew...
36:09Do you really want to go there?
36:10Do you want to do this?
36:11Do what?
36:11Because I will take the gloves off.
36:13The noises you make in the night go well beyond snoring, all right?
36:16There's a lot of percussion, shall we say.
36:19The whole orchestra.
36:20All right?
36:21It's like a tuba going off.
36:26Oh, man, I had some pizza crunch, deep fried pizza in Dundee.
36:31What, in Dundee?
36:32Oh, man.
36:35Best friends Danielle and Daniela.
36:37Pizza crunch, deep fried pizza.
36:41Do you know what?
36:42You want to go for a drive now?
36:44What, to Dundee?
36:45Yeah.
36:45Yeah, why not?
36:46You'll take your car.
36:47Stay with families.
36:48I've never met them, but yeah.
36:50Hiya, I've come for a deep fried Mars bar.
36:53We're related.
36:53I'm like, you're black.
36:58That's another thing I kept on doing.
36:59I just, every time I saw, like, another black person, I was like, hiya!
37:03You all right?
37:05Who took everything to sleep together?
37:08I love that shit.
37:09There weren't many.
37:10This week, Netflix had a creepy new treat for us.
37:14See, I've been looking forward to this, because you know me and thrillers.
37:17I know, I know, I know.
37:18You love thrillers.
37:18I love thrillers, baby man.
37:20Oh, I'm not good with scary stuff.
37:22Fuck it, let's do it.
37:29So we're watching The Watcher?
37:31Yeah.
37:32We're watching The Watcher.
37:33Watching.
37:35But what's he watching?
37:36I don't know.
37:42Oh, even creepy music.
37:45Isn't this supposed to be based on some sort of true adventure?
37:49Shut up, really?
37:50Oh my God, it's just so pretty out here.
37:54It's a paradise.
37:56Wait, so are we buying this house?
37:58Something tells me they're going to buy the most haunted house in America.
38:01This is it.
38:03Honey.
38:05I can't believe this.
38:07Oh my God, look at that house.
38:08Oh, that is gorgeous.
38:11I think there's a few viewings going on, though.
38:13There's quite a few cars up the drive.
38:14Hey, Carter, we're not going to run around like animals, okay?
38:21He's spotted something.
38:22What's he looking at?
38:26Oh.
38:26Oh.
38:28Why is that man looking at that child?
38:31Who's that guy?
38:34That's strange.
38:36It's a competition, buddy.
38:37You should run in there, scare him away.
38:41Oh, that's it.
38:42Open house, isn't it?
38:43What, to go and buy it?
38:44Yeah, open house.
38:45Oh, they do have them, don't they, in America?
38:47What do you think, kid?
38:48There's a pool.
38:50OK, Jasper, time to go home now.
38:54Come on, Jasper.
38:54Fucking hell.
38:55Who's Jasper?
38:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that whining sound?
38:58Time to leave.
38:59Let's just...
39:00Jasper, I'm going to go without you.
39:03Hi.
39:04Jasper, say hello.
39:06Huh?
39:06Oh, great, the Addams family are looking round it.
39:09Hello.
39:10Hi.
39:10A baby skeleton has a hundred more bones than an adult skeleton.
39:16That's a fun fact.
39:17Tell me more.
39:18Everyone get back in the prayers.
39:20No.
39:22It's this dumbwaiter.
39:23You know, it's a national treasure.
39:26Never trust a man in dungarees.
39:28I quite like dungarees.
39:29In a man?
39:30Well, no, just in general.
39:31Hold on a minute.
39:32I'm the president of the Local Preservation Society.
39:35We've had 14 meetings about this dumbwaiter alone.
39:39That is spooky right from the start.
39:42I don't want a dumbwaiter in the house.
39:44It's a national treasure.
39:48Lovely house.
39:49I'm sorry, but these are some creepy-ass people.
39:52See, for me, if I went to look at a new house
39:54and the neighbours all seemed a bit weird,
39:56it would put me off instantly.
40:00They must have got it because bloody Pinkfords are there with their shits.
40:06Oh, oh, oh, oh!
40:07Is somebody watching?
40:08Can you not see the man on the screen on the left?
40:10Oh, my life.
40:14I don't want to do two plus two and get five,
40:17but somebody watching from the bushes might be the watcher.
40:24Well, it's a very modern kitchen.
40:26Honey, where'd you put the filter?
40:29Oh, shit!
40:31Sorry.
40:31What the frick?
40:32What's he doing there?
40:34Let yourself in, Kubel.
40:38Was Jasper just, like, in his house?
40:40No.
40:41I thought I locked the door.
40:43Wait, you didn't, honey, because I was just standing there.
40:47I'd have that for sale sign right back up.
40:50I'd be out of there.
40:51Yeah.
40:51If that hadn't to you, in the first day you lived in the house
40:54and that man stood in you with...
40:56No, I'd probably be out.
40:57Like, I have it.
40:58Do you want a cup of tea?
40:58Oh, no, yeah, you would, yeah.
41:00So, have you told him that we're perfectly capable
41:02of fetching our own newspaper?
41:04Yeah, I definitely told him.
41:05What's this?
41:06No, don't open the letter.
41:07It's not to you.
41:09Dearest new neighbour at 657 Boulevard,
41:11allow me to welcome you to the neighbourhood.
41:13Oh, it's a welcome letter.
41:15Hmm.
41:15How did you end up here?
41:17Did 657 Boulevard call to you with its force within?
41:21Eh?
41:21From its force within?
41:23What the fuck?
41:24657 Boulevard has been the subject in my family for decades now,
41:27and as it approaches its 100th birthday,
41:30I've been put in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming.
41:32What?
41:33Watching and waiting for its second coming?
41:36Oh, no.
41:37That didn't come upon the homebuyer's report.
41:40I wonder what brought you here.
41:42Oh, I don't like that one.
41:45Weird voice.
41:46I see already that you have flooded 657 Boulevard with contractors
41:50so that you can finish the basement.
41:52Why was it left that way?
41:54Look, it's there again.
41:55Your knitting is getting...
41:56I can fit your...
41:57It's getting more furious.
41:58Click, click, click, click, click, click.
42:00It might not frighten you yet, but it will.
42:03What?
42:03It might not frighten you yet, but it will?
42:05Ah, there's something in the basement.
42:08OK.
42:09OK, let's get going.
42:11Dean's thinking now, you know, we're on a five-year fixed rate here.
42:15The penalties are going to cripple me.
42:18We're staying false.
42:19Don't give a shit how scared you are.
42:21In another scene, we saw the family having their tea.
42:25Watch this.
42:25Watch this, guys.
42:26It's a trick.
42:27Here, look.
42:27Can you get him off the table, Carter?
42:29See?
42:30Ferret.
42:30It's on the table.
42:32That's disgusting.
42:33We had a ferret call, so, eh?
42:34It was lovely.
42:35It's not really a trick.
42:36He's just standing up to eat some food.
42:38I'm going to go teach him how to ride the dumbwaiter.
42:39Oh, no, not the dumbwaiter.
42:41Something not right about that.
42:42Don't be scared.
42:44It's going to be fine.
42:45I feel like this is not going to go well.
42:49I just find them very creepy, these dumbwaiters.
42:52Coming up from the basement, that dumbwaiter.
42:56Do you hear that?
42:57Someone upstairs.
43:00Wow, did you just see that shadow?
43:02Oh, no.
43:03Did you see that?
43:03Oh, no.
43:04Someone just walked past.
43:05I don't like things like this.
43:10Jane, Jane.
43:13Oh, you silly bastard.
43:17It's bloody Jasper and the dumbwaiter.
43:20What the fuck's she doing in there?
43:23Oh, gosh.
43:25Oh, Gene got his rag on.
43:29Oh, that's how you mean.
43:36What?
43:36He was in their house in the dumbwaiter.
43:38There was somebody else in the mirror.
43:40Did you not see that?
43:41It was Jasper's fucking dungarees.
43:43No, Jasper was in the dumbwaiter.
43:45No, kid.
43:46Yes.
43:47A bit later, everyone had gone to bed.
43:54Oh, not the kids.
43:56I don't like it when it's the kids.
44:01Oh, the ferret's getting out.
44:02Stay in your cage, ferret.
44:06Where's it going, the little cheeky monkey?
44:13Ah!
44:14Oh!
44:15Fucking hell.
44:16What's happened to the ferret?
44:18Has someone taken it?
44:21Oh, it's morning.
44:25Oh!
44:26Oh!
44:27Oh, shit.
44:36Oh, killed it.
44:38Oh!
44:39He's had his head bashed in.
44:45You see, he should not be crying like that.
44:48Well, his ferret's just been killed.
44:50Bollocks, that's dinner right there, the four of them.
44:52I would spit roast that.
44:53Do not say that.
44:55Let...
44:55They are delicious.
44:57Listen, young lady, I brought you up without wasting anything.
45:00That right there...
45:01It's his pet.
45:02It's a beautiful meal for four.
45:03See, when I was younger, in the wintertime, me and my gran used to drive the long way home
45:08to look in people's windows.
45:10What?
45:10That was just what we did.
45:11You and your gran are the watchers.
45:14We used to just...
45:15She'd pick me up from gymnastics and just say, do you want to go the long way home and we'll
45:18look in everybody's windows?
45:19And I would say, yeah.
45:20We'd look in.
45:20You are the true story this is based on, do you know that?
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