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First broadcast 9th October 1971.
New supply teacher and former army Captain Mr Dix runs his class with military precision and rules his class with a regimental authority.
Deryck Guyler - Norman Potter
Noel Howlett - Mr. Cromwell
Joan Sanderson - Doris Ewell
Richard Davies - Mr. Price
Erik Chitty - Mr. Smith
Peter Cleall - Eric Duffy
Glynn Edwards - Mr. Dix
Jeanne Mockford - Mrs. Duffy
Richard Mottau - Kevin Duffy
Bruce Hodgkins - School pupil
New supply teacher and former army Captain Mr Dix runs his class with military precision and rules his class with a regimental authority.
Deryck Guyler - Norman Potter
Noel Howlett - Mr. Cromwell
Joan Sanderson - Doris Ewell
Richard Davies - Mr. Price
Erik Chitty - Mr. Smith
Peter Cleall - Eric Duffy
Glynn Edwards - Mr. Dix
Jeanne Mockford - Mrs. Duffy
Richard Mottau - Kevin Duffy
Bruce Hodgkins - School pupil
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00:23The Lone Ranger
00:54And what's wrong now?
00:56Have you put Senna in this tea?
00:57Of course. Always give it to you after illness. Always have done, ever since you was little.
01:02Gets you regular again.
01:04I should say so. Regular is clockwork.
01:07You see?
01:07Every five minutes.
01:10I'm only doing it for your own good, Georgie. Takes a lot of getting over, chicken pox.
01:15Look at Mavis. And Eric, he was just the same when he had it.
01:20And now your dad reckons he's got it.
01:22I suppose you'll have to have a couple of days off work then, eh?
01:25Yes.
01:26Good, Blimey.
01:29Here. What have you got there then, Georgie?
01:31Come on, let's have a look.
01:34Oh, blimey. How much have you got there?
01:36Fifty-four pence.
01:38Yeah, you haven't been your mumma's handbag.
01:40No, Dad gave it to me. And Mavis. He'd give us both the same.
01:44Pocket money?
01:45Nah, he'd give it to us for breathing all over him.
01:48Eh?
01:48Go!
01:50Oh, Blimey!
01:51Go!
01:52Georgie, hurry up. You'll be late.
01:54Don't worry about it.
01:57You reckon, Eric? Honest?
01:59No!
02:00Would I sell you down the river?
02:02It'll be a doddle, Georgie.
02:03Yeah, but I'm starting three weeks late, isn't I?
02:06Yeah, so's half the school for all I can see.
02:08Never seen so many spotted dogs.
02:11I wish that happened when I was there.
02:12All we got was flu and nits.
02:14And that was in the holidays.
02:16Yeah, but I don't know no-one, do I?
02:18What are you talking about?
02:19Of course you will.
02:20What about all your mates in the primary?
02:22They'll be there.
02:23No.
02:24Well...
02:25What?
02:25Well, I mean...
02:26Yeah?
02:27What I mean is...
02:29Yeah?
02:29It's all them.
02:31Them new teachers.
02:32Oh, now I see what you mean.
02:34Why didn't you say, you great nana?
02:37Georgie, I'll tell you, it'll be a doddle.
02:39I mean, I've been there five bleeding years.
02:42I ought to know.
02:43Them, Molly.
02:45You know, Georgie?
02:46There's been a Duffy at Fenstreet ever since the bleeding Tudors.
02:50Well, near enough.
02:52Yeah, I'll give you a rundown, right?
02:54Top of the bottom.
02:56Jake Cromwell, headmaster.
02:58If you're ever in lumber with him, own up to everything.
03:02Because he always likes to think the best of his little kiddies.
03:05In other words, he's a burke.
03:08Then there's his big, Doris Yule.
03:11At least, she used to be, till she started getting it regular from the careers fella, silly.
03:16She's fair, but hard as nails and clever with it.
03:20Classification?
03:21Dangerous old boy.
03:23Next, Pricey.
03:25Now, Pricey takes you for science.
03:27The thing about him is, like, he's dedicated.
03:31Religious, almost.
03:32You know what I mean?
03:32His religion being anything Welsh, skiving and boozy.
03:37We now come to Cromwell's Bumshire.
03:41Commonly known as Potter.
03:43Watch him.
03:44He cracks onto the first years that he's one of the gaffers.
03:47Yeah.
03:48You know what?
03:49When I started, he told me he taught military tactics and karate.
03:54Bleen Paul.
03:55There he is.
03:56He reckons he's a hero of World War Two.
03:59I was Monty's Ratbag.
04:00DSO and Bicycle.
04:04Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
04:06Old Smithy.
04:07Nice old tortoise he is.
04:08But you can forget about him.
04:10This time of year, he usually goes into hibernation.
04:13And as for your form teacher, old Wyatt, what can I say?
04:17No bother there.
04:18You'll have him trained in three days.
04:21Honest, Georgie.
04:22You've got no worries.
04:23Old Wyatt's dead soft.
04:25Soft as...
04:27And when I do that, you shut up.
04:30I didn't expect that, did you?
04:32And my name is Dix, Mr. Dix or Sir.
04:35Not Spotty Dick.
04:37Or Cocky Dick.
04:39Or Dixie or any other perverted familiarity.
04:42Our predecessor, Mr. Wyatt, has been away, I'm told, with chicken pox.
04:46As indeed are some of you, allegedly.
04:49And you'll observe from time to time that I assume unusual physical positions.
04:54Like thus.
04:57Or so.
05:01Boy, I will have no vulgarity.
05:05And those are isometric exercises that I employ them to keep fit.
05:09Physical education is my concern.
05:12Now, these past few weeks, you've had it soft.
05:16You, boy, what have you had it?
05:17Soft, sir.
05:18Speak up! Soft!
05:23Now, I know all the nasty little tricks that nasty little boys and girls get up to.
05:28I know.
05:30Now, I'm on the subject of chicken pox.
05:33Anyone attempting to fail the aforementioned disease?
05:37Any skybers?
05:40Well, I'll be smartly and summerily dealt with.
05:43And when I say dealt with, I do not mean a mamby-pamby-nimby-pimby turning off.
05:48I mean dealt with.
05:50I think you know what I mean.
05:53You, boy! Do you know what I mean?
05:54I mean dealt with with the back of my hand!
05:57Understand?
05:59Good.
06:01Well, I'm glad you understand me because I, uh, I certainly understand you.
06:08Now, this is our first day together.
06:10Now, from this moment on, we will do everything, and I mean everything, by numbers.
06:13Whatever the subject, on the command one, open desks.
06:19On the command two, take out books.
06:23On the command three, close desks.
06:28As you are, books away.
06:32One, two, three!
06:36What's he like then, this new supply teacher?
06:39He's called Dicks.
06:41Dicks?
06:41He's got to be joking.
06:43Well, I don't think he was.
06:45What, those kids would make his life a misery with a name like that?
06:48Dicks?
06:50Spotted dick, I suppose you mean.
06:52Well, yes, that could well be one of the variations on a theme, yes.
06:56We must all go out of our way to be as helpful as we can.
06:58It's going to be hard enough taking on one seed three weeks after the start of term.
07:02Well, on account of the dreadful foul pest, you mean?
07:04Yes, there are six of my kids down with it already.
07:06Still, never look a gift chicken in the beak!
07:08Oh, that's rather good question!
07:11Spotted dick!
07:13Oh, Gordon Bennett!
07:15How do you, Mr Price?
07:16You know, any malingerers, any skivers, you send them along to Mr Dicks, he'll soon sort them out.
07:20We mustn't take advantage of a new teacher's inexperience, Potter.
07:23I assure you, Monsieur, that our new colleague, Mr Dicks, or should I say Captain Dicks, is in no way,
07:27you know, the young, inexperienced greenhorn you seem to think he is.
07:31Captain Dicks?
07:32Well, I haven't actually ascertained his substantive rank, you understand.
07:35But it's quite obvious to me, you know, one of my persuasion, that we're dealing with an old sweat, you
07:39know.
07:39Oh, yes, it's the Freemasonry of arms, you know.
07:42Oh, it takes one to know one, you mean.
07:44Exactly, yes.
07:45You're quite right about one thing, Potter.
07:47He was in the army.
07:48The headmaster told me.
07:50Courier, I believe.
07:52Oh, Courier.
07:53Yes.
07:54Well, I believe they had a bit of a rough time at all, you know.
07:57As a matter of fact, you know, some of our lads volunteered to nip across and give them a hand,
08:01you know.
08:01Courier was in the 1950s, Potter.
08:04It wasn't part of your shindig?
08:06Er, yes, no.
08:07No, no.
08:08Well, of course, I know that.
08:09Yes.
08:09I mean, I was talking about the regulars, who stayed on, you see.
08:14After.
08:15The regulars.
08:16They were.
08:17Oh, yes.
08:17And, well, of course, I would have stayed on, too, you know, and I bought a blighter, you see.
08:21Finished wriggling, Potter?
08:29I am glad I confiscated this.
08:31Ha, ha, ha.
08:34Well, Peter Martin Bush, headmaster.
08:36I don't think we waited for the magic word.
08:38Eh?
08:39Knock and wait.
08:40Don't knock, knock and enter.
08:41Wait for the magic word.
08:42Enter, enter.
08:42Oh, I've got time for all that rubbish, even if you have.
08:45I can know we're in this world by standing on ceremony I've always found.
08:47Oh, well, in that case, mister, um, er, you have a complaint?
08:52Er, you want some more equipment, some new instruction manuals?
08:56Mind you, I can only tell you that financially...
08:58It's Flab.
08:59I beg your pardon, mister, er...
09:00Dix.
09:03Flab and Dix.
09:07Any particular, er, edition?
09:09My name is Dix, and I am referring to the general state of Flab of the children at this, er,
09:14seat of learning.
09:16Ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:16And I thought that Flab and Dix were the name of publishers.
09:21Ahem, yes.
09:22As, er, I understand, then, mister...
09:25Now, the four members of one see are flabby.
09:26Mentally and physically flabby.
09:28Their flabbiness is only exceeded by that of certain members of the staff.
09:32Yes, quite exactly.
09:33I fully agree with you.
09:35I'm constantly talking to them about it.
09:37Though, mind you, Mr. Price is very keen on the body, beautiful.
09:41I constantly see him reading a magazine of that very title.
09:44What I require, headmaster, is several new pieces of equipment.
09:47The vaulting horse, for a start, is a positive disgrace.
09:50Okay, enter, enter.
09:52Oh, I'm sorry.
09:52I didn't know you were, er...
09:54No, no, no.
09:54Come in, Price.
09:55Come in, come in.
09:57Come in, my boy.
09:58You know Mr. Dix, don't you?
10:01Well, we haven't actually been introduced, as a matter of fact.
10:04But I have seen you about a lot lately, of course, and Potter is singing your praises.
10:10Still, you can't be that bad, can you?
10:12Hiya, master.
10:14How about this new equipment?
10:15Yes, my dear fellow.
10:16Here I am.
10:17Pencil poised.
10:18All right, Price.
10:19Thank you for your suggestion.
10:20You may go now.
10:21But I haven't said anything yet.
10:23I shall require a new vaulting horse.
10:25Horse.
10:26Six mats.
10:26Six mats.
10:27Two ropes.
10:28Two ropes.
10:29Set of benches.
10:30What is all this?
10:30You're not getting all that stuff, are you?
10:32Oh, yes.
10:32Mr. Dix knows what he wants.
10:33Well, so do I.
10:34And what do you want?
10:36A desk pencil sharpener.
10:37Oh, no.
10:38I'm afraid that's quite out of the question.
10:41But a vaulting horse isn't.
10:42It's a question of priorities.
10:43And who asked you, anyway?
10:45What?
10:45Deaf or something.
10:47Eh?
10:48Time to go home, sonny boy.
10:50You're a bloody man!
10:52And master, I shall require a medicine ball.
10:55Set of parallel bars.
10:59All right, let's have the pliers.
11:01Tart.
11:03Get some grease gun, that.
11:05Forget it, forget it, forget it.
11:06I'll do it without.
11:07I'll do it without.
11:08Now, hang on a minute.
11:09Oh!
11:10Ah!
11:10You're quite done, that's good.
11:11Been doing it long, are you?
11:15Stupid man.
11:16I've never seen such a ridiculous fuss over such a simple little job.
11:20And two of you.
11:20What you don't realise, Miss Yule, being a woman...
11:23In a manner of speaking?
11:26What you don't realise is that taking a 40 watt out and putting a 60 watt in, the 40 watt's
11:31boiling up.
11:32Electricity equals energy.
11:33Energy equals heat, Potter.
11:34Simple.
11:35In my case, energy equals an A-king arm.
11:37Get off, will you?
11:37Yes.
11:38Well, if you followed the captain's example...
11:39Don't talk to me amongst that price!
11:41Junior supply teacher!
11:43I'm being serious here.
11:44If you followed the captain's example, you'd be like me.
11:47As fit as a fiddle, you see.
11:48You'll not have all that great load of flab, you see.
11:51Oh!
11:51Ow!
11:52Oh, yes.
11:53I've noticed your smashing physique, Potter.
11:55Isometrics, isn't it?
11:55Like Dixon Cromwell.
11:57Oh, it's very funny, very funny.
11:58But the fact remains, you know, that the captain is in the peak of physical condition.
12:02Yes.
12:02And what's more, he knows how to handle kids.
12:05Well, thank you, Potter.
12:07As an acknowledged authority on child psychology, we were all waiting for your considered verdict.
12:11And have you known, Monsieur, that the captain...
12:14Oh, stop yapping about your bloody hero!
12:17As a matter of fact, he is.
12:18What?
12:19He's the honoured holder of the DSO.
12:23Oh, say, it's not true, Monsieur.
12:24Well, I can take his rudeness, but if he's a bloody hero as well, I'll shoot myself.
12:28Allow me, Mr. Price.
12:29Aye.
12:46Thank you, Mr. Price.
12:53Thank you, Mr. Price.
12:56Thank you, Mr. Price.
12:56Thank you, Mr. Price.
12:57Thank you, Mr. Price.
12:57Thank you, Mr. Price.
13:00All right, pay attention.
13:04Bible's out.
13:05Wait for it!
13:09Bible's out.
13:09One,
13:11two,
13:12three...
13:13That's better.
13:13Our Sermon on the Mount.
13:15Matthew, chapter 5, verse 3.
13:18Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
13:22Blessed are they that mourn, for they shall be comforted.
13:26Blessed are the...
13:29What, Scruffy?
13:30The meek, sir.
13:32Speak up! Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit...
13:36What? Anyone?
13:39Come on, Scruffy. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit...
13:42Half a million quid.
13:45Wait for it!
13:49Has anyone given you permission to dismiss?
13:52Forgotten again, you forget everything I tell you.
13:54Are you fools? Or more importantly, do you take me for a fool?
13:58Ah, yes, Mr Dix, that's the way to handle them, sir.
14:01The wind of change, there, sir. A lick of Monty's tongue.
14:05Have I your permission to continue?
14:07Allow me, sir.
14:09Class, spainabas. Spainabas, one, bibles.
14:11Balls. Oh, bibles close.
14:14Buy numbers two, bibles away.
14:17Buy numbers three, close.
14:20This.
14:22All prison correct.
14:24Top.
14:25Potter.
14:26Stop.
14:28You are the school caretaker, Potter.
14:30Ah, sir, yes.
14:31Not a member of the teaching staff?
14:33Ah, no, sir, no.
14:34Delusions are grandiose, Potter, to go along with all your others, eh?
14:38I'm told you're an old army man, Potter.
14:40Ah, that's correct, Mr Dixar.
14:42Yes, a veterinarian, I'm also.
14:43Potter, speak when you're spoken to him.
14:45Indeed, sir.
14:46You know that with your army training.
14:47Yes, sir.
14:48Where was it now?
14:49Western Front?
14:51Of course not.
14:51Wrong war, eh?
14:53Western Desert, eh?
14:54What?
14:55El, er, El Alamein, Potter?
14:57What?
14:58Or El for leather, was it?
15:00I was a desert rat.
15:01Rat or mouse, Potter?
15:03Or were you there at all, Potter?
15:04Or is your valiant wartime service just another of your middle-aged fantasies?
15:09Why, you mealy-mouthed old fraud, you blagging old hypocrite, get out of here!
15:13Go on, take your home guard broomstick and get out!
15:24Now, Potter, shut the door.
15:36All right, class dismissed.
15:42Duffy!
15:43Duffy!
15:46You stay behind.
15:48There's certainly going to be a wind of change around here.
15:55All right, kid.
15:57How's it going?
15:59Here.
16:00It's not what I think it is, is it?
16:01It's never homework.
16:03I mean, we might give it you, but don't tell me you're doing it.
16:06No, it's lines.
16:08A hundred lines from the Bible.
16:10Blimey.
16:12What's Big Gap mean, Eric?
16:14Eh?
16:14Here, let's have a look.
16:18I ain't a Bishua Begat Bucky, and Bucky Begat Ozzy, and Ozzy Begat Zerahoyer, and...
16:29Begat.
16:29Yeah, well, uh, means, uh, belted in one, you see?
16:34A Bishua Fump Bucky, and Bucky Smashed Ozzy, you see?
16:38It's Bucky Bashing, isn't it, eh?
16:41You see?
16:42You know, who give it you?
16:43Tricky Dicky, eh?
16:46What's up, George?
16:49Here.
16:50You've never been caned.
16:53Well, caning ain't allowed up Fen Street, George.
16:55You ought to know that.
16:57Oh, blimey.
16:59It's a bad time somebody begat you, Mr. Gregory, bloody dicks.
17:04What we need is the guerrilla movement.
17:07A free-fenced army dedicated to the downfall of Gregory Dicks.
17:10Don't you fire that thing at me, Price?
17:12I won't have it.
17:14Yes, you can make the plastic bombs, Monsieur.
17:16Smithy and me will man the grease gun, eh, Smithy?
17:18Don't be so silly.
17:20This is a serious matter, Mr. Price.
17:22Monsieur, perhaps you'd just like a glance at these.
17:24Not now, Potter.
17:25The children are the ones who suffer, the innocents.
17:27You see, Mr. Price, here, have a look there now.
17:29You see, I know Mr. Dicks has got sort of fun.
17:31Oh, do stop blabbing, Potter.
17:33A word with the headmaster might not come amiss.
17:35Cromwell, he knuckled under the second day.
17:37You see, Monsieur, I was there, you know.
17:39I mean, this is the proof.
17:40Have a look at that photograph, will you see?
17:42Now, look, there we are.
17:42Now, that's me in the lodge, you see?
17:44Now, that's me there next to Chalky.
17:45We call him Chalky because his name is White, you see?
17:47Chalky White.
17:48Not now, Potter.
17:49Well, on the other hand, we ought to be able to deal with Mr. Dicks ourselves.
17:52Yes, but how?
17:54Mr. Smith, you have a look, would you, Mr. Smith?
17:56Now, look, you see, this is just before Alamein.
17:58Well, I know, I mean, I may have made a few sort of exaggerations, you know,
18:01but it say I wasn't there at all.
18:04Pardon?
18:05Yes, exactly.
18:06Well, that proves the whole thing.
18:07Now, here, have a look.
18:07Wait a minute, look, I've got it here in my pocket.
18:09Look, now, you see, I mean, it's not the DSO.
18:11But, I mean, you don't get that for nothing, do you?
18:13I mean, that proves, doesn't it, that I was there.
18:16Yes, exactly.
18:16So, look, Mr. Smith, if you'd be just good enough to pass the word along, you see,
18:20that I was there, I'd be very grateful.
18:22Thank you very much for listening, Mr. Smith.
18:24Yes, thank you.
18:25I'm sorry, Potter.
18:26Did you want me for something?
18:27Yes, monsieur.
18:28Oh, no, thank you, monsieur.
18:29No, if you ask Mr. Smith, he'll explain it to you.
18:34Get out, Potter.
18:39Get out.
18:40Great pig.
18:41Thanks.
18:42What a fuck in here.
18:48What's the matter, Price?
18:49Don't you like fresh air?
18:50Might wake that old fool up.
18:51Mr. Smith is a dedicated teacher.
18:53He's also rather older than the rest of us and needs a little extra rest.
18:57Dozy old twit, I call him.
19:00I don't suppose there's much danger of you doing yourself a mischief like that, is there?
19:05Send you death, though.
19:07Belt up, Teffy.
19:08Mr. Dix, you're very new here.
19:11You're also, not to put too fine a point on it, very junior.
19:16And I would further remind you that I am the assistant head.
19:19I do not need any reminding that you are a woman.
19:24Well, really?
19:26Bloody pig.
19:27Pig ignorant, you are, Dix.
19:30Sneaky to common, are you?
19:32That won't be any good.
19:33Mr. Dix, your whole future career at Fenstreet is in jeopardy.
19:37My future?
19:38Dead-end kids going to dead-end jobs?
19:40Don't worry.
19:41I won't be here much longer.
19:42Going for my interview on Friday.
19:44Where?
19:45Loughborough.
19:46Loughborough?
19:47Loughborough College?
19:49That rocked you, didn't it?
19:51Senior PTIs all over bar shouting,
19:53the fittest man, and I can assure you I am the fittest man,
19:56gets the job.
19:57Simple as that.
19:58Open and shut.
19:58On Friday, I go.
20:04You know, Mr. Dix,
20:06I don't think you'll find anyone here will stand in your way.
20:13Wake up, you're on fire!
20:16I must say, Norman, I must say...
20:19Yes, sir, yes.
20:19Awfully good, awfully good.
20:21Congratulations are in order here.
20:23No, but you don't understand it, Master.
20:24You see, I mean, this, you see, this is the proof, you see.
20:27Really?
20:28My word, Price, do you see these?
20:30Potter took them and they're only proofs.
20:31Now, when the real ones come through, they're even more splendid.
20:34I'm going to say highly commended to you.
20:36Highly commended.
20:37No, you don't understand it, Master.
20:38You see, I want you to examine these minutely, sir.
20:40They are genuine.
20:41Some other time, Master.
20:42What are you going to do about Dix?
20:44What are you going to do?
20:45I really don't know what to say.
20:46We've always been such a happy ship.
20:48Captain Crumble and his merry crew and bosun pottery.
20:51But what about Captain Bly?
20:52Oh, no, no, that's not quite fair.
20:54Doris may be difficult sometimes, but it's Dix, Dix, I am talking about.
20:59That man, he'll drive us all around a twist.
21:01Have you been in one sea lately?
21:03That man will seek out and destroy everything and everyone.
21:05Oh, dear, dear, I didn't know that you all felt so...
21:08Perhaps I ought to get somebody to splice his main brace, eh?
21:11Oh, rarglow is maur.
21:14Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.
21:41Oh, dear.
22:05That's him.
22:07Fooled, it must be.
22:16Dix!
22:18I am, uh, Mr Dix.
22:21Who are you?
22:21I'm a Duffy.
22:22That's my little brother George.
22:24He's eleven.
22:25Eleven and a half.
22:26Shut up.
22:26I ain't eleven.
22:28Just like to remind you, Dixie, old son,
22:30caning's not allowed in this school,
22:32but you caned my brother.
22:34Now, I'm not going to report you,
22:36cos I don't have to.
22:37You see, you may frighten little boys and little girls, mate,
22:40but you don't frighten me.
22:42If there's any more slashing around with that cane of yours,
22:46I'll stuff it right down your throat.
22:49Sideways.
22:50Sideways.
22:53Duffy!
22:55Now it's my turn.
22:59I'm going to tell you one or two facts of life
23:01that may have escaped your notice.
23:03Sit down!
23:05So Duffy's going to duff me up, is he?
23:07Well, if we're going to talk about being tough,
23:09let's begin by separating the men from the boys.
23:11I was in the Korean War, mate,
23:13which even you'll have heard about.
23:14And it was no bloody Potter fantasy either,
23:16all Vera Lynn and Coco in the Naffy.
23:19I was in it.
23:19I was a commando, Duffy.
23:21Yeah, you and Batman, mate.
23:23I can spit your skull with this finger.
23:26Any time you say cocky dick,
23:28I'll meet you outside.
23:31You'll meet me outside?
23:33Ha-ha!
23:34I must say, you've got guts.
23:36Yeah.
23:38What are you scaring at, Squibb?
23:41I think you caught my chicken pox.
23:46I can't have.
23:47I've never had a disease in my life.
23:49You have now, mate.
23:51You'll look like a Dalmatian tomorrow.
23:54We'll have to postpone our little meeting.
23:56It's against my religion to thump, Inverly.
23:58Quiet, you just...
24:00My back!
24:02My back's gone!
24:04Oh, my God.
24:05Oh, dear.
24:07You're in a terrible state,
24:09ain't you, me old child?
24:10Oh!
24:12Go on, George.
24:14Oh, Dixie.
24:16Keep on doing the exercises.
24:20I can't have this.
24:21I've got my interview for Laughborough tomorrow.
24:24Good evening, Mr Dix.
24:27If you'd like me to run you home
24:28and my auntie's old bath, Joe.
24:31LAUGHTER
24:34APPLAUSE
25:08Thank you very much.
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