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00:16Here we go, my gorgeous little girl.
00:19Are you the cleverest girl in the world?
00:21Are you the cleverest girl in the world?
00:23Here we go.
00:33Ah, there we go.
00:37And tickle under there, gorgeous.
00:40Right.
01:02Oh, that'll break loose if we lose this scabby thing, won't it?
01:05Yeah.
01:06Isn't she lovely?
01:08Does she take after Daddy?
01:10Yeah.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Yeah, I guess she does.
01:13Typical, isn't it?
01:14You do all the hard work and they end up looking like the dad.
01:16Well, if ever you need any help, I'm here.
01:21Just give us a shout.
01:22OK.
01:29OK.
01:30Get a French course for it done.
01:32Oh, yeah, I did it last week.
01:35Only because I've got another one during today on employment and education.
01:39You know all about that, don't you, babes?
01:41Yeah.
01:42Anyway, I'm struggling with it quite a bit.
01:44You want me to have a look?
01:45Later, yeah?
01:46That'll be really good.
01:48You going to join us?
01:49Er, nah, I'm all right.
01:51I'll leave it up to you two.
01:52I'll, er, come check on you later, yeah?
01:54Make sure you're not overdoing it.
01:56See ya.
01:56See ya in a bit.
01:58Can I have some money for everything you want?
02:00Mum!
02:01I've been looking for this everywhere.
02:02Oh, yeah, I only picked it up to have a look.
02:05See what you're up to, eh?
02:07That's good, though, isn't it?
02:08Well, if you reckon.
02:10I'll need it back by this afternoon, though, OK?
02:12Oh, I'm just getting to the good with.
02:13But I reckon I can finish it by this afternoon when Candice gets off in the back for one minute.
02:17Right, then I'll just say I forgot you.
02:25You know, that's a shame.
02:26I really thought you had something special there.
02:32Hey, miss.
02:33Can I have a word?
02:34Yeah.
02:35It's, er, about our Chloe.
02:38Look, she's been working dead hard, yeah?
02:40And, what, with her baby and everything?
02:43I'm worried about her.
02:44Well, Chloe's a sensible girl.
02:45She'll be OK.
02:46Yeah, well, I'm just letting you know.
02:48She needs to take care of her.
02:49Don't take it easy.
02:50Don't see, she's pregnant.
02:51Right, she's not ill.
02:54Problem is, yeah, she reckons if she does well in her exam, she's going to uni.
02:59Reckons you told her to get her head down.
03:01Well, you know, she's having a baby, so she's going to have to work harder than most people
03:04to get to where she's going.
03:05Yeah.
03:06What's the matter, Donzie?
03:08What, do you think that a woman's life's got to end just because she's had a baby?
03:13That kind of attitude should have died out with the Ice Age.
03:15If you want to help Chloe, just show her a little bit of support.
03:23So, erm, how big are these things going to be?
03:26I don't want them looking tight, erm, more classier.
03:29I'm sure Mr Cameron knows what he's doing.
03:31We really appreciate you fitting us in, Mr Cameron.
03:33We particularly wanted you to do it.
03:37We do need to discuss any possible side effects and risks.
03:41Risks?
03:42As I explained at your consultation, any procedure, even one as routine as this, carries a risk.
03:48Capsular contracture.
03:49You what?
03:50Oh, well, we know all about that.
03:52Hardly ever happens though, does it?
03:54There may also be some loss of feeling in the nipple area.
03:57Or increased sensitivity.
03:58Oh, well that could be handy.
04:00Either way.
04:01So, if you'd like to sign this paperwork, we can get this show on the road.
04:06Got to take some risks, love.
04:08No gain without pain.
04:11Price of beauty, eh, Doctor?
04:14Personally, I never needed any help in that department.
04:17Unfortunately, Jan didn't inherit my assets, if you know what I mean.
04:2217, before her first proper boyfriend, this one.
04:26So, I thought it'd be a perfect prezzy for her 18th.
04:31Right.
04:31I'll see you in the operating theatre in about an hour.
04:41OK, everyone, let's start making your way in, please.
04:45Carla, Miss Shackleton's away on a course this week, so we're just going to have to muddle through an RO.
04:50So, any problems though, just let me know.
04:53OK?
04:54In you go.
04:56Come on, putty, everyone.
04:57Just take your seats, get yourself sat down.
05:01Right.
05:01How many people in here like to read the celeb gossip magazines?
05:13OK, here we have Hogarth's Drunken Working Classes versus The Cult of Celebrity.
05:19Now, one of them takes the mick, whilst the other one celebrates.
05:22What I want you lot to do, pick a style that you like and then draw your own version.
05:28Look, what I am trying to get you to do is think about perception and imagery.
05:33So, stop moaning about it and just get on with it.
05:39Hey, Janice is getting her melons done.
05:42Jordan, eat your heart out.
05:44So, what size are you going for, then?
05:4638 double D, is it?
05:48All round.
05:48Well, it's that double D for downright depressing, which is exactly what I'm starting to find you lot
05:52and your attitude towards women.
05:54Whatever.
05:56Light up.
05:57Philip.
05:59You might want to learn how to whisper.
06:01If not, I could always teach you how in detention.
06:06And you can zip it.
06:08And put that away, otherwise it's mine for the rest of the week.
06:19I'm looking for Kim Campbell.
06:21I believe she works here.
06:23She's teaching at the moment.
06:24Can I help you at all?
06:26Ah, David Meadow.
06:28I'm Grace's uncle from Rwanda.
06:30I've left Kim a few messages this week, so I assume she's expecting me.
06:34I'm Tom Clarkson.
06:35I'm an old friend of hers.
06:36I'll show you where she is if you like.
06:39I'm sure they must be really missing her out there.
06:41But we're just glad to have her back.
06:44I guess our gain is your loss, eh?
07:06Can everyone just stop a second and take a look at this?
07:12Can you see how Carla's managed to capture the, the drunken eyes here and the, the whole
07:16demeanour?
07:17Rather like our friend here.
07:19It's really quite brilliant.
07:21She's, er, she's got loads of other things as well.
07:23Come on.
07:26These are really good, isn't it?
07:30Er, Miss Campbell.
07:31Sorry to interrupt, got a visitor for you.
07:33Said you were expecting him.
07:37Oh my gosh.
07:39You didn't tell me I'd want a cleaver.
07:41I'll give you a five for it.
07:42I'll give you a tenner.
07:43Please, you've got to be kept in order.
07:46Er, David was saying that Grace has got three uncles, but he's the only one over here.
07:51Yeah.
07:53Erm.
07:55Yeah, as you can see I'm just a little bit busy at the moment.
07:58Erm, looks like we've got a child prodigy on our hands.
08:01Please.
08:02I don't want to interrupt.
08:04Perhaps I could go and visit Grace.
08:06She's in the crash here.
08:10Well, listen, I'm headed that way.
08:12I, I could take David up there if you like.
08:13Miss?
08:14What you reckon Carla's got?
08:16I, I'll leave you to it.
08:19Um.
08:21Erm.
08:22Yeah, I do.
08:24Absolutely outstanding.
08:26Maybe I should have a word with Miss Mason to make sure that we're exploiting you to
08:29your full potential.
08:32Do you know what?
08:32You've done so well today I think we'll pack up early.
08:35Okay?
08:35Quietly please.
08:48Tom.
08:48Tom.
08:49Tom.
08:49I can take it from here.
08:51Alright.
08:52Okay.
08:52See you later.
08:58Why are you here?
09:00When you didn't return my calls, you left me no choice.
09:05Well, we can't talk here.
09:07Erm.
09:07Outside.
09:08At break.
09:23Hello my goodness.
09:24Can I have a cuddle?
09:25Can I have a cuddle?
09:26Yes.
09:28Ooh.
09:30No one is to have access to her other than me.
09:33Okay?
09:34No one.
09:52Is that him?
09:53What's all this about anyway?
09:56Maths is for saddos and geeks.
09:58What, like you you mean?
10:01Settle down you lot.
10:03Yeah.
10:03Shut it loser.
10:04He's got his ears just right.
10:07He looks like a hobbit.
10:10Philbo Baggins.
10:13I'm not a freak here.
10:15Yeah?
10:16You are.
10:17I can't say that.
10:18Hey enough!
10:20Get out now!
10:26I will go.
10:27You're alright.
10:28Carla?
10:30They have no right to say that.
10:40What the hell do you think you're playing at?
10:43That is unacceptable behaviour.
10:45You want to buck yourself up.
10:46Or what?
10:48Call my mum?
10:52Everyone's jumping through hoops for you.
10:55Me, Rachel.
10:56What?
10:57I didn't ask you to.
10:57Alright?
10:58I'm not your problem anymore.
11:00No, well you're someone's problem.
11:02You, me and Rachel, we're gonna sort this out.
11:05But for now, you're gonna go back in there and apologise to Carla.
11:20Campbell reckons she's a genius.
11:23So?
11:25I think there might be a nice little owner sitting there.
11:33Hey, Carla.
11:35I reckon you can make some serious dough for those.
11:38I don't like baking.
11:40I like doughy.
11:43What you really need is an agent.
11:47An agent.
11:49An agent.
11:49A businessman who buys and sells for another in exchange for commission.
11:52An agent.
12:02This is bang out of order.
12:04You've got no right to come here.
12:05How did you even find me?
12:08I didn't realize it was a secret.
12:12I have a message from Grace's father.
12:16The family would like to ask you for a gift.
12:20A tiny amount, really.
12:22To help build a retirement house for our mother in the village.
12:27My brother was sure that you would want to help with something that is, after all, for Grace's grandmother.
12:34A blood relative.
12:37We all miss Grace very deeply.
12:43How much?
12:45A thousand pounds.
12:47A thousand pounds?
12:49That's a lot of money!
12:51A small price to pay.
12:57So, erm, how long does it take to do one of those?
13:01A couple of minutes.
13:06I could help you sell your drawings if you like.
13:08Don't want to sell them.
13:09Well, not these.
13:11Some other ones.
13:13You can put these ones on display.
13:16Show everybody how good you are.
13:20What do you think?
13:22You can split the profits.
13:2450-50.
13:27Okay.
13:33I don't have that kind of money.
13:36I can hardly afford...
13:38Look, I've just got back from Rwanda.
13:40I've not even been paid yet.
13:41I'm sure someone like you has plenty of friends who could help her out.
13:45Look, maybe I might be in a position at the end of the month to find something that...
13:48I need this sorted today.
13:51Now, please.
13:52If you could use a kiss from our uncle.
14:06I'm just really disappointed, Philip, because I thought we'd been through all this.
14:12Fine, we will discuss it again at home, okay?
14:17You're not my mum.
14:18Believe me, I'm not trying to be.
14:24Okay.
14:25Go on, go on your break.
14:28And Philip, I don't want to have any more reports from any other teachers about your behaviour, okay?
14:33Okay?
14:39Honestly, he's like that at home.
14:41He's moody and he's sulky.
14:43God knows.
14:45I do understand why, Eddie, but I honestly don't think there's anything more I can do.
14:48There's nothing you can do.
14:50Just show him you'll be there for him.
14:52He's just testing us.
14:54Seeing how far he can push us.
14:56What, before we walk away?
14:58Poor lad.
15:00I mean, his mum's abandoned him.
15:01His dad doesn't want to know.
15:02He's not returned any of my calls.
15:03No wonder he feels stuck with me.
15:06He's lucky to have you.
15:09Just gotta show him that we're not going anywhere.
15:14Why don't we go out tonight?
15:17The three of us.
15:18Might do us all a bit of good.
15:21Well, we could go bowling.
15:23I mean, I know Philip loves bowling.
15:25Right, well, I'll book Elaine, and you can have Philip on your side,
15:27because you'll need all the help you can get.
15:30Eddie.
15:32I really do appreciate it.
15:33I just think Philip needs a male influence in his life right now, and...
15:37Well, I could do with the support too, so...
15:41I'm happy to help.
15:56Mince!
16:00Um, can me and Carla put on an exhibition of her work in the art room at lunchtime?
16:04Look, I don't think that that's such a good...
16:06Why not?
16:06I mean, you said yourself she's a genius, but you should be showing her off.
16:11Uh, Carla, what do you think about this? Are you okay with it?
16:14Yeah, uh, Michaela says that we can...
16:16Yesi!
16:17She really wants to do it.
16:21Alright, um, fine.
16:23I'll come and check on you at lunchtime.
16:25Come on, Carla.
16:26Check with Miss Mason first?
16:28Yeah!
16:34Are you trying to get me even more fun?
16:36Well, you're eating for two now, aren't ya?
16:38You sound like an old woman.
16:41Anyway, not allowed, aren't ya know?
16:42Yeah, yeah.
16:44Look, I was thinking, maybe we could ask Tom.
16:46See if we could have Mika's room for the baby.
16:48Turn it into a proper little nursery, you know?
16:50Yeah.
16:51And we could paint it yellow.
16:52That way, if it's a boy or a girl, and...
16:54Dante, can we...
16:55Can we do this some other time?
16:58Look, me dad said if we need any help with a prom, he can help me.
17:02Dante, I'm trying to study.
17:05Chloe, you're always studying.
17:06Yeah, well, do you want me to stay in that clapped-out old van forever?
17:09No, I just wanna talk about us and the baby.
17:11Yeah, well, we can do it another time.
17:14Cos if I don't get this essay in, I'm for it.
17:17Right.
17:18Well, I'll tell you what.
17:19You sort yourself out.
17:20Don't worry about anything else.
17:30Don't worry about anything else.
17:43Yeah, it's looses.
17:43Willy is Caesar.
17:47So, erm, what is it about?
17:49Read it for yourself and see.
17:52I'm not finished it yet.
17:54Well, it's about this bloke.
17:58Caesar?
18:00and uh what he gets killed by his best mate brotus it's a bit rough isn't it it's a bit
18:05like
18:05blaring brown but we're murders it's um it's all about a power struggle politics a bunch of men
18:12thinking they know what's best for everyone else the language is great why is that well
18:20everyone thinks brotus is this great hero and then mc anthony comes along and blows him out of the
18:24water he makes this speech that shows brotus for what he really is a thug the really brilliant
18:30thing is the way he does it do you know what rose i've uh i've not heard anyone get quite
18:35so worked
18:35up about shakespeare since i was at uni well he's a good writer isn't he yeah you should join your
18:43kids in class give marley a run for his money go away stuck in a moldy classroom listening to some
18:48board run on thank you school and me tom we never got on and i tried those classes dull as
18:54hell
18:54yeah david literacy classes i mean basic stuff you're way beyond that english english is different
19:02it's uh about discussion debate opinion god knows you've got plenty of those i'll see you later
19:19miss campbell said that we should ask miss mason first yeah i already have when earlier it's all
19:25sorted miss mason thinks it's a great idea and she reckons people might want to buy some of it too
19:30you said that we weren't selling these yeah i meant um your portraits carla are you not coming to class
19:38are you okay carla yeah miss mason says that we should put on a show of some of my artwork
19:44and
19:44it's okay for us miss mason also said that we've got to hurry up so come on carla
19:55she's got a really good ear for the stuff she is a dinner lady let's not distract her from her
20:00true
20:01calling hey serving up the match i just think she might have something oh put your tander in
20:06away will you it's rose kelly and you should have heard her critique of genius caesar it's more than
20:12my year twelves have ever given me i'm not surprised she's got a natural affinity for the material it's
20:17as bloody as her own family but leave well alone hey everyone's got their place in life including
20:22rose kelly hey kim uh listen i was thinking why don't you come over for dinner when davina gets back
20:29a bit of a thank you for helping out with clove and bring grace with you do as good to
20:34uh get
20:34used to having a baby in the house yeah that'd be uh that'd be nice perhaps when things have
20:38calmed down a little i know i shouldn't get cross with him but all he ever wants to talk about
20:43is a
20:43baby he doesn't understand that i need to concentrate right now he's just worried about you it's a lot
20:50of pressure clove look at how stressed out you are about one stupid french essay if it were me i'd
20:57have
20:57well given up by now i need to get my exams out the way before the baby comes otherwise i'll
21:02never
21:03do it i just wish donte would understand that you're lucky at least he cares here i've got something
21:14that'll make it all better curtsy i've done too
21:24carla why don't you go and get started excuse me would you like to explain why you're not in your
21:32classroom um miss cammel said it was all right miss what's all right that we put in an exhibition of
21:39carla's work because she's mint at art we're just getting some of the stuff together now to put on
21:43display that's news to me well miss cammel did say we could and i shall check with miss cammel
21:50and we'll be good
21:51so
22:25Erm, just a minute missy.
22:28What do you call this?
22:34Good work.
22:35Keep it up.
22:37That's brilliant, Chloe.
22:39Just goes to show what a bit of hard work can do, eh?
22:42And a bit of encouragement.
22:43What's going on, eh?
22:44Well, she only got an A in her French S, eh?
22:47Let's hope the baby gets Mum's brains, eh?
22:50Yeah.
22:50Really happy for your baby.
22:52Looks like you'll be going uni, eh?
22:56Well done, kiddo.
23:14You know, all I'm asking is if I can extend my overdraft, that's all.
23:23Well, that's because I've been out of the country for the last year and a half, but I'm getting
23:27paid next week.
23:28Is there just a possibility I could extend it until, until then?
23:31Well, is there someone else that I can talk to?
23:42Hello.
23:43Hiya.
23:45You seem to have started quite a bandwagon rolling here.
23:49Michaela White?
23:50She tells me that you gave her the go-ahead to put up a display of Carla's artwork.
23:58Well, yeah, but I told her to check it with you first.
24:01Ah.
24:04You know what, it's great to see her enthusiastic about something.
24:08But I would keep an eye on her because she can be a bit of a madam.
24:10Yeah, I am, I am keeping a really close eye on her.
24:12I'm sure you're on top of it all.
24:16Is there something else?
24:18You know, erm, I wouldn't ask this unless it was absolutely necessary.
24:26Is there any way I could get an advance on my salary?
24:32I don't know, honestly.
24:34Erm, I can look into it for you.
24:37We do get paid next week, you know, Kim.
24:39I mean, do you need it desperately before then?
24:41I'd just, you know, I'd forgotten how much everything costs over here,
24:44and with all the extras and nappies and baby food and...
24:47OK, leave it with me. I'll see what I can do.
24:50OK.
24:53Tom, Tom said that, erm, Grace's uncle dropped in earlier.
24:58It must be really nice to have some family around.
25:01Mmm.
25:22It must be, sir, what is it?
25:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:27I'll just leave, sir, what is it?
25:29It must be, sir, what is it?
25:30Oh, it must be, sir, what is it?
25:33I, I don't know.
25:37It must be...
25:37I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I'm, I, I'm, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I...
25:58This is great. You've done a really good job here.
26:01Yep. Just a pity you can't put this much effort into your schoolwork.
26:05Hey, Carla. Nice one. I'm liking it.
26:10Are you sure you're alright with all this?
26:12Yeah.
26:15Hey. If you're interested, Carla's doing sketches of anyone who wants one.
26:21How much?
26:23Right, if either of you need me, I'm gonna be in my office. Okay?
26:28Right, one minute.
26:31Right. Come on. We've got our first customer.
26:35Where can I just stay here?
26:36Well, just because.
26:38Right, I'll bring them over to you and then you start sketching them. We'll charge them £2.50 a pop.
26:43Well, that's £1.25 each. With 600 people in the school, that's what?
26:48£750 each.
26:57Hiya, Rose.
26:59Hey.
26:59Er, I was thinking, would you like to sit in on my class this afternoon?
27:05Well, you wouldn't have to contribute or commit to anything. Just, erm, have a look. See how you get on.
27:12Give you a chance to see what other people think of Julius Caesar.
27:15I'd have to ask Candice.
27:17Well, I tell you what, why don't I ask her for you?
27:20Tom, why are you doing this?
27:23I'm a teacher. It's my job.
27:33This way.
27:37£2.50.
28:03£2.50.
28:12Oh, yes.
28:14Now what are we gonna do, eh? Shall we run away from the big bad man? Run away from the
28:20big bad man? Shall we run away from him? Yes. I'm not gonna let him anywhere near you.
28:31Kim, I'm really sorry. I couldn't get that advance that you wanted.
28:37Oh, do you know what? Don't worry about it.
28:39Honestly, I'll ask my mum. I should've just asked her in the first place.
28:42Are you sure?
28:43Yeah.
28:44Okay.
28:45The exhibition's proving really popular.
28:47It's great.
28:48Yeah.
28:49Might have to keep it up there. Give everyone a chance to see it.
29:08That's right.
29:12Okay, here we go.
29:14Come on, this is it.
29:17Wow.
29:37Come on somewhere.
29:52You don't know me.
29:54I'm your Uncle Daisy.
30:02You have my money.
30:05You think I'm joking.
30:08I want my money by the end of this school day.
30:10Or my family will have to take whatever action necessary to retrieve Grace from you.
30:15Come on.
30:17Come on, come on.
30:31Come on.
30:31Come on, have to take that.
30:37Come on.
30:41Ah, smarts.
30:42Take it it's not your cup of tea, Grant.
30:45I'm just gonna have to drink it too much.
30:45Huh.
30:46Painting by numbers.
30:47Don't be such a philistine.
30:50Eh?
30:50Says the woman who buys all her artwork in a Swedish furniture store.
30:55Does she do group sitting?
30:57Erm, yeah, she can do, but you're gonna have to wait a few minutes cos there's only so
30:59many people I can fit in the room at once.
31:01How much?
31:02Erm, not for sale.
31:03I'll give you a five for it.
31:06OK.
31:11Er, where's Carla?
31:13She's in the toilet.
31:15Why?
31:16Because I know she doesn't like to be focused of attention.
31:20Well, do you see her complaining?
31:22No.
31:22She's loving it.
31:23This is like a dream come true, having all these people sitting for her.
31:36Look, don't make me look like a slapper, Carla.
31:38I can only copy what's there.
31:41Er, a few more for you, Carla.
31:43Come on, chop chop.
31:45Where's Miss Campbell?
31:56Finished with it already?
31:57Yeah.
31:59Listen, erm, I was talking to Tom earlier and...
32:03He's invited me to sit in on your class this afternoon.
32:06What?
32:07What'd you do that for?
32:08Yeah, I know.
32:09I told him.
32:10I've already embarrassed you enough in school without making it any worse.
32:15Do you wanna call?
32:19Fine.
32:20Just...
32:20Just don't be talking, yeah?
32:22I don't want you embarrassing me in front of my friends.
32:24OK.
32:24No, seriously, I mean it.
32:27Don't go pretending you know stuff you don't.
32:29No, don't try and be cool, OK?
32:31Just be normal, all right?
32:33I promise you, you won't even know I'm there.
32:40Come on.
32:42No airs and graces.
32:44Not between us after all these years.
32:46Stephanie, you know that I wouldn't ask and...
32:48Oi!
32:48Will you stop it?
32:50Eh?
32:50I know how it is.
32:53Maxine used to...
32:57Maxine ate me out of house and home and that's without all the nappies and all that
33:01paraphernalia.
33:02Look, just pop your bank details down on there and I'll have it transferred.
33:09How much did you want to borrow?
33:10It's a thousand.
33:14I shouldn't have asked.
33:15No, listen, don't worry.
33:16I know you wouldn't ask if you didn't need it.
33:20Kim, are you OK?
33:22You know you can talk to me.
33:25Problem shared, eh?
33:32Right, well, I know you're good for it so I'll get it sorted and you can pay me back
33:37on payday, which I think is next Thursday.
33:41And then you can thank me with a bottle of wine, eh?
33:43When you get yourself back on your feet again.
33:45Consider it alone.
33:48You really don't know what this means to me.
33:52And if all else fails, I know where you live.
34:02You want to know where you are from?
34:20Babe...
34:22Chloe...
34:23I know what you're thinking, alright, and I'm sorry.
34:26I just lost it, you know?
34:28All right, I was just I was just feeling so bad about you and the baby
34:34Go I promise you I'll fix it
34:37It's what Donnie
34:39How old are you? I?
34:41Thought you'd grown out of this by now. I'd like a spoiled brat just because you can't get your own
34:46way
34:47This is more than throwing your toys out the pram. Chloe, please. Do you know what? It's fun enough
34:52I've got a look after one kid. Let alone take care of another
35:01You've made me look fat and anybody with eyes can see I'm not fat
35:07I look fat, do I say?
35:12That does kind of look like you
35:14Just because she made you look good now rub it out and start again. I
35:20Don't want to do this anymore. Please can we stop now? Carla shut it and get on your job
35:27What do you think you're playing out of setting the talent? I want my money's worth
35:31Yeah, and you got it
35:32Well, she can start again
35:35But thinner this time
35:36I can only draw what I see
35:39You heard her she can only work with what she's got now. You've had your turn
35:44Fine
35:46I'll be wanting my money back though, or I'll tell Miss Mason
35:51Do you really think I'm going to let a little squirt when you're mine and tell me what to do?
35:55You better keep your gob shut
35:57You think you're so hard, don't you?
36:00Wait till I get my brother on you
36:04Well, if he's anything like you
36:07Right, next customer
36:12Come on, guys
36:14Carla
36:33Come here
36:40Such an idiot, man
36:42She's never going to want to talk to me now
36:44Can you blame her? What you did wasn't exactly clever
36:48She's better off without me anyway
36:51And how do you work that out?
36:54Everyone keeps going on about how she's going to uni
36:58What happens then, Tom?
37:01Is that what all this is about?
37:03Oh, come on, Tom
37:04Let's face it, man
37:05I've never been good enough for her
37:07And don't tell me you don't think that
37:09The fact is, Don, is she's having your baby
37:11You should be pulling together, not getting at each other's throats
37:14But you've got to grow up, man
37:16You're going to be a dad
37:18She needs you now more than ever
37:21I still know how I'm going to get myself out of this one, so
37:28You need to prove to her that she can trust you
37:31That you're capable of looking after her
37:33And the baby
37:54Thank you, ladies
38:00That's her
38:04Hey, settle down
38:14Sorry, I'm late, I held up
38:16Miss Rose
38:17I'm just here to observe, Mr Clarkson
38:20Well, why don't you take a seat down at the front
38:21Where I can keep an eye on you
38:23And any talking, you'll be straight down the cooler
38:45I'm just here to see you
38:59Hi, I thought you were going to come back and finish that
39:05See, what Lauren here doesn't understand
39:12Is that you've got to speculate to accumulate
39:14An investment now could reap dividends later
39:16Proper little businesswoman, aren't you?
39:19Hmm
39:20The Asperger's triples the value
39:22So I've been selling exhibition paintings
39:23To make some extra cash on the side
39:25What about my money?
39:27I tell you what, Mish
39:28Why don't you pack a couple of those paintings up for me
39:30And we'll call it even, yeah?
39:38What are you doing?
39:39Those are mine
39:40Look, Carla, why don't you just go and do what you were doing, yeah?
39:43No, you said those were to show people how good I was
39:46And you never said anything about selling them
39:47Still owe me a fiver
39:49Shut it, you!
39:50You've got to give them them back now
39:51I need them back right now
39:52Well, we will, but we're just going to
39:53I want my money back, you skank
39:57Who are you calling a skank, you fat cow?
40:00Shane
40:00Jeremy
40:01You know what she just called me
40:02Don't want to mess,
40:04don't want to mess I
40:10my hand I need
40:10them back You bet
40:11go They've
40:12got a new act on them And then
40:13they talk to all
40:14the police Please talk
40:15There wasn't
40:15any Please And then
40:18leave
40:18them back And then leave
40:18them back In the painting
40:19To... Please,
40:20gentlemen You
40:21think... Here
40:21you go The,
40:21my painting To...
40:22My... My mum...
40:22To just...
40:23Would it...
40:23Get back To...
40:30Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
41:02Fight! Fight!
41:05What the hell is going on?!
41:07Stop it! Stop it right now! I'm the killer!
41:10You're U11!
41:11Yeah, well, she's starting it!
41:13Because you weren't giving my money back!
41:14I'm not paying you for that rubbish!
41:17Would someone like to explain to me what's going on?
41:19Your mouth is bigger than mine!
41:20Hey, hey, hey! Pack it in!
41:23She's been making Carla sit in the girls' toilets
41:25doing pictures of people for money.
41:29And where's Carla now?
41:54There's no sign of her!
41:56You were supposed to be looking after her!
41:58I have been!
41:59And then why are we in this situation?
42:01This whole exhibition was a ruse
42:03so that Michaela could make money off Carla's back!
42:05You should have seen what was happening!
42:06Come on!
42:07And if you couldn't manage, for whatever reason,
42:10you should have let us know!
42:11Sir!
42:13One of the air rates said they seen her leaving the school gates!
42:16Okay, let's save the recriminations to later
42:18because what we need to focus on is Carla!
42:19So I'm gonna call the police, I'll call her mum
42:21and can you get the kids back into class please?
42:23Because the last thing we need is someone else going AWOL!
42:25Right?
42:27You better hope nothing's happened to her!
42:32Right, everyone!
42:33Back to class!
42:41Ah, Michaela!
42:45I want to know exactly what happened!
42:49So what do you reckon?
42:53Well, it's a power struggle, isn't it?
42:59A bit like Blair and Brown, only with murders!
43:05Okay, did Caesar deserve to die?
43:09What do you think?
43:11Well, anybody!
43:15Molly!
43:23Rose?
43:26Well, I...
43:27It's a bit like that series you like watching, you know,
43:30with the Mafia bosses in it.
43:31Go on.
43:34Sopranos?
43:34Yeah!
43:35You know, that's all about family bonds and honour and stuff.
43:38Well, so's this.
43:39He didn't deserve to die!
43:41No matter what they say about it being for the greater good,
43:43you know,
43:44he was one of their own.
43:45It's about loyalty at the end of the day, isn't it?
43:48You don't do that to your mates.
43:50That's very good, Rose.
43:52Maybe you should be up here teaching how I put my feet up, eh?
44:03Any word?
44:05Rachel's calling the police now.
44:06Still nothing on her mobile.
44:09Right.
44:14What are you doing?
44:14Well, she can't go far, can she?
44:16I can't just sit here doing nothing, and like you said,
44:18I'm the one who's responsible.
44:25Hiya, erm, is Kim Campbell here, Grace's mum?
44:27Look, I've got to go off-site for a little while now,
44:29but I will be back to pick her up after school.
44:31Can you just make sure that nobody else has got access to her other than me?
44:35Okay?
44:47Hello?
44:48Carla?
44:49It's Miss Campbell here.
44:50Where are you?
44:51On a road.
44:54Right.
44:54And what's that road called?
44:59I don't know there's a block of cars.
45:02Get off me!
45:04Get off the road, love.
45:05Get off me!
45:08Carla?
45:08Carla?
45:09Is everything all right?
45:12I don't know where I am, Miss.
45:16Okay, erm, Carla, I need you to look around you.
45:19Can you see any big buildings?
45:28Look, I can help you, please.
45:31Please talk to me.
45:33Carla?
45:34Right, I know.
45:35What I want you to do, I want you to imagine that you have to draw it.
45:40I want you to look at every single detail, tell me everything.
45:45What would you draw first?
45:48A long road.
45:53A roundabout.
45:55Can you see anything else?
45:59A pub with a green roof.
46:05Right, I know exactly where you are.
46:07I want you to just stay put, okay?
46:08I'll be there in a sec.
46:14So, after lunch, it's nap time, followed by a nappy change,
46:18then singing in story session.
46:20Right, okay.
46:23No offence, but you're not our usual volunteer.
46:26It's usually the girls training for their NVQs.
46:29Yeah, well, erm, I'm training for a more important job.
46:42Carla?
46:49Are you okay?
46:55I just don't like people touching my fingers.
46:58I know.
46:59I know, and I'm sorry.
47:00I let things go too far.
47:04Do you want to come and get in the car?
47:13I want two pages on Brutus' motivation for killing Caesar by the end of the week.
47:18Oh, sir!
47:19Oh, sir!
47:27What a bunch of wasters, eh?
47:30It's like getting blood out of a stone most days.
47:33Well, you, though.
47:35Well done, Rose.
47:36I was really impressed.
47:37Yeah, I was all right, you know.
47:38Yeah, get out.
47:39You enjoyed yourself.
47:40Admit it.
47:42I reckon I give you about a C for effort.
47:45Must try harder.
47:53Well, I'm pleased to say it all went very smoothly indeed.
47:57Oh, that's brill.
47:57Thanks, Doctor.
47:58My pleasure.
47:59Oh, I'll leave you to it.
48:02Well, can I tell you?
48:04Let's take a photo.
48:05Send it to Boldly.
48:10Smile, then.
48:12Oh, this is the best big grand ever spent.
48:14I'm so proud of you, doll.
48:23You've come to have another go, then.
48:24I haven't.
48:26I just don't understand.
48:28Why would you do something like that?
48:29Because I'm an idiot.
48:30That's why.
48:33Chloe,
48:35you and the baby
48:36are the most important things in my life.
48:42I've been to the creche today.
48:45And I'm gonna be a volunteer nursery nurse.
48:50And the van...
48:52I've started to tidy up.
48:55And I...
48:56I was gonna repair it and everything, but...
49:01I'm just not sure you're gonna need it anymore.
49:07Right.
49:09That's fine.
49:13I reckon I'm gonna sell it, then.
49:15Because we're gonna need all the cash we can get.
49:18Especially with the baby and your uni fees and that.
49:20And I know you're close.
49:25What's that?
49:27It's nothing.
49:28No, give it here.
49:30You should really get that checked out.
49:38You still coming to the gig tonight?
49:40My brother says he's on at nine.
49:42I'm off to see Janice, innit?
49:43But another time though, yeah?
49:45Hey, Philbo.
49:47Do you want it?
49:48What, me and you?
49:49It's not a date.
49:52Bye, bro.
49:53I'm not being out of pocket on your account.
49:56Hey, yes, Miles.
49:57You all right, bro?
49:58You two, man?
50:00Have you seen Janice yet?
50:01Is she all right?
50:02I'm going to see her now.
50:03Can't wait.
50:05You two are tonight?
50:07Nah, we've got plans of our own, haven't we, babe?
50:09And plus, I've got an early start tomorrow.
50:12Start work at the Gresh.
50:16You're a girl, man.
50:17Can't you get a proper job or something?
50:18It is a proper job, man.
50:19They're stepping up to my responsibilities, you know?
50:21Whatever, man.
50:37You okay, Carla?
50:39Where have you been?
50:42We weren't round to everyone that took the pictures,
50:44so I got them back.
50:46It's all in order, you can check it if you want.
50:48It's not perfect, but...
50:51Hey.
50:52I haven't finished with you.
50:54I spoke to your mum and you've got a week's worth of detention,
50:57starting today.
50:58Which is getting off lightly considering.
51:01Bullies and chances, you're just cowards.
51:03Picking on people who can't stand up for themselves.
51:06And I'm not going to let it happen.
51:08Cooler.
51:13So...
51:15What are we going to do with this money for the portraits, then?
51:17Well, why don't we ask Carla what she wants to do with it?
51:20Erm...
51:21Can we buy more paints for the art ring?
51:24Sounds like a good idea to me.
51:26Come on, Carla. I promise you, man.
51:27That'll be what you want.
51:35I'm sorry, Eddie.
51:37Well, it could have been worse.
51:39I'll make mistakes.
51:41I'll learn from them.
51:43You coming?
51:45Er, can you...
51:46Can you give us a minute?
51:47Yeah.
52:00I've waited long enough.
52:02You think you can just...
52:04come here and make whatever demands you like?
52:07The money.
52:13No.
52:15No.
52:16No, you're not getting a single penny out of me.
52:18Grace is my child,
52:19and I'm not paying anybody for the privilege of that.
52:23I believe you don't quite understand the situation.
52:25No, I do. I do.
52:27I understand it perfectly,
52:29and I'm not being held to ransom by you or by anyone.
52:33You'd rather the truth came out.
52:37She's not even worth a thousand pounds to you.
52:41No.
52:43No, because she's worth a lot more than that to me.
52:46Do you know what?
52:46She is better off with me than she is with any of you.
52:48Better off?
52:50And what do you think your respectable teacher friends
52:52would think if they found out the truth, eh?
52:58Well, they'd think that I was doing the right thing for Grace.
53:01If I start this now, it's never gonna stop, is it?
53:09Don't test me.
53:31You're all right, love.
53:33You're in too much pain.
53:34Them bandages not too tight, eh?
53:40Oh, flowers.
53:41How romantic.
53:44I'll put them in some water.
53:47Don't look so worried.
53:49She looks a sight now,
53:50but she'll be out of them bandages in no time.
53:53Then she'll be back to normal.
53:55Better than normal, eh, doll?
54:00Oh!
54:04Yeah, Mrs Bentham was quite reasonable,
54:06considering, apparently,
54:07it's not the first time Carl has wandered off.
54:09Kim still should have kept her eye on the ball.
54:11Oh, Eddie.
54:13Where is that boy?
54:15I don't know, he said he'd meet us here.
54:17Trying to avoid being seen in the school with the headmistress, I guess.
54:21Now, are you gonna sit there and talk shop all night?
54:24Because the only ball that you need to keep your eye on is this one.
54:27Hang on.
54:32Ah!
54:33What's the matter?
54:34It's Philip.
54:35I think he's got a better offer.
54:37Some gig or something?
54:38Bloody cheek.
54:39So much for our night of quality time.
54:43Okay, so it's one-on-one.
54:45I'm gonna whip your butt.
54:47Oh, I've forgotten how competitive you are.
54:49I thought it was a taking part that counts.
54:51Oh, I'll leave that one with the kids, Mr Lawson.
54:52Tonight, victory will be mine.
54:54Well, we'll see.
54:55Uh-uh.
55:05Rose?
55:07Sorry.
55:09I didn't want to disturb you.
55:11It's the homework from this afternoon.
55:14Blimey, you're keen.
55:17So, uh, you gonna stick at it, then?
55:20Yeah.
55:20I really want to do this.
55:23Sorry, do you want to come in for a drink?
55:27You're on your own.
55:28Is Davina still away?
55:29Uh, cloned on the upstairs, making up.
55:32Heh heh.
55:34Oh, go on, then.
55:35You might as well stick the kettle on as I'm here.
55:42Oh!
55:43Oh!
55:45Oh!
55:46Oh!
55:47Oh!
55:47Oh!
55:47Oh!
55:48Oh!
55:48Oh!
55:49I wanted to go for dinner.
55:51No!
55:51She says, let's go bowling.
55:53Phil loves bowling.
55:54Well, where's he now?
55:55Well, he's out having a good time with his mates.
55:57Well, I thrash you.
55:58You're rubbish!
55:59Let me at it.
56:00I can't believe you.
56:01Aw, chill.
56:02Watch.
56:03Well, go on, then.
56:03Come on.
56:07Phil!
56:08Phil!
56:09My foot was behind that line.
56:10No way!
56:11It was on the line.
56:12Oh, all right, McEnroe.
56:14If that's the way you want to beat me.
56:15Excuse me.
56:16You can't be a liar.
56:18Oh, I'm far too much of a gentleman to say that.
56:29You can't be quiet.
56:31You can't be quiet.
56:32I'm a person in my life.
56:34Stay right by your side.
56:38This is not the plan.
56:44This is not the end.
56:46You can't be quiet.

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