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00:25I'm going back until half the midnight, so get yourself some fish and chips and something.
00:28Can you ever see my keys? They're on the side.
00:33Good for you.
00:35Right, keys, phone, briefcase, tux. There's money in the jar if you need it. Have a good day.
00:47Alright then.
00:50What? Hiya. Did you get my text last night?
00:55Yeah, sorry. I'll catch you later.
00:58Okay. Alright. Okay.
01:11You're not still ignoring him, are ya?
01:13Well, I just wish he'd leave and they don't have to put over his ugly mug every day.
01:16Well, you were the one that snogged that ugly mug's face off.
01:19It doesn't mean I want to see him laughing about me now.
01:29Hey, it's moves like that make a girl want to fall straight back into bed.
01:35Good grief.
01:36What?
01:42So, Camilla Hayes will be arriving in about an hour.
01:49Are we all sorted?
01:50Yeah. The kids are really excited.
01:52I bought them with the promise of sharing St Mary's Grammar School's swimming pool.
01:56Oh, and I, er, bribed the senior girls with the prospect of public school jocks on tap.
02:00Right.
02:03Are you feeling nervous by any chance?
02:06I think I can, er, hold the fort for eight hours.
02:09Oh, and we need to keep an eye on Finn Sharky today.
02:13Er, he gave Chris's car a makeover last week with a can of paint.
02:17You, er, pull him in over it.
02:19There's no point.
02:20He'd only deny it and I've got no proof.
02:22Plus, I'm not going to give him the satisfaction of rising to it.
02:25But I don't want a repeat performance in front of our VIP.
02:29She's already got her own preconceptions about Waterloo Road.
02:31Chris, I don't think you need to worry about Camilla.
02:33You know, Rachel has forged good relations.
02:35Yeah, and I don't want to undo all that by looking like a bunch of monkeys while she's not here.
02:40Well, I've got plenty to show her.
02:41Football at break, basketball after lunch, that means you won't be able to fault our enthusiasm.
02:45I want them to seem more than our sports department.
02:48You know, show off a bit.
02:50Our APU scheme, emotional health drive, healthy eating.
02:54If you think that's relevant.
02:56It'd be great if we can tie up this sports partnership in Rachel's absence.
03:00St Mary's have got the best facilities in the area.
03:03So, I want to try and really impress her today.
03:07Okay?
03:09It's arrived.
03:10Me and Finn are doing it after school.
03:12You mean?
03:13Come on, it's going to be such a great trip.
03:33Well, you girls, how are things?
03:35Great, huh?
03:37Um, are we still on for our session later?
03:40Of course.
03:40Wouldn't dream of cancelling.
03:42For you.
03:44Hiya.
03:44Hi.
03:45Is she popping her bags for Oxbridge yet?
03:48Oh, do you know what?
03:49It makes such a change to teach somebody that actually wants to learn.
03:52Well, you seem to be putting the time in.
03:54It puts me in the fillet to shade.
03:55Do you think I'm putting too much pressure on them?
03:58Well, it's just kind of a sore man.
04:00It sort of works out fine for both of us.
04:11Morning, all.
04:12As you know, Rachel's away today, so I'm picking up the reins.
04:17We've got Camilla Hayes, the head of St Mary's Grammar,
04:19visiting to discuss a possible sports partnership.
04:22Yeah, and if all goes to plan,
04:23we'll be the first state school in the area
04:25to get our grubby paws on their facilities.
04:27Yeah, so I'd like to really impress her.
04:29Pull out all the stops and display ourselves
04:31in the best possible light, please.
04:34He's keen, isn't he?
04:35I didn't know better.
04:36I think someone wants to make an impression
04:38as headteacher material.
04:40Erm, when will Rachel be back?
04:42She's back tonight.
04:44Ooh, tonight, eh?
04:46Seem very aware of her schedule.
04:49Something happening there?
04:53It's about time.
04:57Here we go.
04:59Nice cup of char for our lord and master.
05:02Set you up for your big day in the hot seat.
05:04Thanks, Steph.
05:05No problem.
05:06Well, you're going to have a busy day.
05:07You need a bit of looking after.
05:09Well, I'm fine, really.
05:10Well, here to help.
05:11That's my motto du jour.
05:17Well, Phil, man, what happened?
05:19Did you do it?
05:20Look, it's none of your business, OK?
05:21How many times?
05:23Look, I don't kiss and tell, right?
05:25What are you getting all cagey for?
05:26I'm not getting cagey.
05:28I'm a gentleman.
05:32Didn't do it, did he?
05:33He didn't do it.
05:34No.
05:35No.
05:36Josh?
05:37A word.
05:40Look, go on.
05:41I won't keep him long.
05:45Listen, I need you to do me a favour today.
05:48Mr Meade and I have got a VIP coming in.
05:50We're keen to impress her.
05:51Right, what's that got to do with me?
05:53Finn's your mate.
05:54I need you to keep him in line for me.
05:56Why Finn?
05:57We want everything to go smoothly.
05:59No trouble making.
06:00So you keep an eye on him, yeah?
06:02Anything goes wrong, Mr Meade's going to string him up.
06:05OK.
06:06Good lad.
06:07Right, see ya.
06:07See ya.
06:10OK, today we're going to be doing some Warhol-inspired drawings.
06:14Sorry I'm late.
06:15OK, just sit yourself down.
06:17So if everyone can go and get some paper out of the drawers, please.
06:20What did Dad do you want?
06:21Me's told him about the car.
06:23Still not saying anything to you?
06:24He can't prove anything.
06:26We can do whatever we want.
06:27Yeah, well, Dad reckons you better keep your nose clean.
06:31I reckon we do it at break.
06:33Won't we get found out?
06:34Why will we?
06:35The trip only lasts ten minutes and Josh can be the sitter.
06:37A what?
06:38A sitter.
06:39Make sure you don't do anything stupid.
06:41I want Siobhan you can video it.
06:42We'll watch it back after.
06:44I'm not sure.
06:44I've got that footy demo at break.
06:46Are you Daddy's little girl or what?
06:48No.
06:48Then strap a pair on.
06:50Letting Clarkson rule your life and it's well boring.
06:52No, it's not.
06:54Is your table actually going to join us?
06:56Yeah, miss.
06:57I was just telling Finn our Lou Reed was good mate through Warhol.
07:00I was listening to Velvet Underground last night with my Dad.
07:02Over beers.
07:04Okay, Josh.
07:06We was well hammered.
07:08Josh.
07:09What?
07:10We were.
07:11It's not exactly appropriate in class, is it?
07:22Come in.
07:25Camilla.
07:27It's so good of you to come.
07:29I have to admit to being quite intrigued about the place.
07:32Well, I'm looking forward to showing you what we're all about.
07:35Well, of course, I'm aware of the headlines.
07:37This school single-handedly keeps the Rochdale Observer in business.
07:43He says it'll be like floating.
07:45We'll be like in this other world.
07:48Together.
07:48He'll be so lame, dangerous, romantic.
07:56He'll be so connected.
07:58I thought you were meant to be keeping your head down this time.
08:01I am.
08:02I was.
08:06You don't understand, show me.
08:11I really love him.
08:13Can't you really love him without getting off your face?
08:17It's horrible to watch you like this because there's some boy.
08:20Well, then don't come, show.
08:23I'll come.
08:25But only to call that ambulance when you're tripping off your suite.
08:33Camilla, I'd like to introduce our head of pastoral care, Kim Campbell.
08:37Oh, sorry.
08:38Good evening.
08:38Kim's been working with Rachel on spearheading our emotional health initiative.
08:42Hi.
08:43Stev Haydock, Modern Languages.
08:45Good to meet you.
08:45And a keen sportswoman.
08:48Oh, yes.
08:48Camilla, we're all into sport here.
08:50All of us teachers pitch in.
08:53Myself, I'm into athletics.
08:55Javelin, shot.
08:56Really?
08:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:58Although we don't actually have a shot.
08:59We use bricks.
09:02But what we lack in equipment, we certainly make up for in ingenuity.
09:06I'm sorry, Camilla.
09:07Steph, can I just have a word?
09:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:10Excuse me.
09:12What are you doing?
09:15Well, I'm helping you.
09:16I'm selling the school.
09:17Steph, bricks.
09:19I just want to get involved.
09:21Why?
09:22You hate anything physical.
09:24Don't even think it, Granly.
09:27I believe in these kids, Chris.
09:29And what you're doing with the APU and the sports and everything,
09:32you're just letting those kids know that they can be anything they want to be.
09:35And I think that's, you know, I think that's admirable.
09:43What was all that about?
09:45Mother-son bonding.
09:47Heartening to watch.
09:49She'll be taking you for a happy meal next.
09:55You seem to have very loyal staff.
09:58Kim's just been telling me how good you've been for the school.
10:00Ah, well.
10:01Erm, Kim's the real unsung hero.
10:03She's doing a brilliant job in pastoral care.
10:05And she keeps me in line, as well.
10:07Yeah, what he means is that I nag him.
10:21Sup, mate?
10:22Worried about skiving footy?
10:23Nah, my own boss may do what I want.
10:26What would your dad do if he saw what you were doing now?
10:28Give you lines?
10:30And let's not get high at school times a thousand.
10:32Nah, he won't care.
10:33He's sweet.
10:34Good job, cos he's coming now.
10:35What?
10:37Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
10:39This is lame.
10:40I'm going.
10:43It's like you're all gonna have to video, mate.
10:47Right, you ready?
10:57Time to fly, babes.
11:08Lots of interest here.
11:10Good to see the girls getting involved.
11:12Oh, our under-18 girls have been up there with the best of them for the last three years.
11:16Didn't they win the league a couple of years back?
11:17Yeah, they did.
11:19Shame people aren't more interested in those kind of headlines, eh?
11:22Sam, have you seen Josh?
11:23Not so fast.
11:32I've already had calls from concerned parents who've got wind of the partnership.
11:36They won't reassurance the pupils won't be mixing.
11:39Well, some of our kids come from tough backgrounds.
11:41I mean, they're more interested in petty crime than anything sporty.
11:44But, er, well, it's our job to refocus their interests.
11:48It's good to see you're checking their problems head on.
11:51What's happening?
11:56How's it going?
11:58Good.
11:59No Josh?
12:00Nah, caught up.
12:02Well, I wanted to have a word with you about him anyway.
12:05It's nothing big, it's just...
12:06I think he's having a bit of an etiquette seesaw.
12:10What?
12:11Well, aspects of his home life and his school life collide.
12:14I'm not sure he knows how to deal with it.
12:16Well, what's brought this on?
12:17He's been talking about you in class.
12:21Just, you know, stuff that you're doing at home.
12:23Listening to music.
12:25Drinking.
12:26Have you got a problem with me giving Josh the odd can?
12:30Well, I just...
12:31I think he's...
12:31I think he's treating you like a mate.
12:34I'm worried that he's confused with his boundaries.
12:37I know my own sort, Kim.
12:39Pick it up!
12:44I don't know if it's made me...
12:46I don't know if it's made me...
12:46I...
12:55Settle down, please.
12:57Looks like we're a few short this morning.
12:59Anyone seen Josh?
13:02Finn Sharkey?
13:03Amy Porter?
13:05Siobhan?
13:06I don't know, sir.
13:09Right, well, we'll just have to start without them.
13:12There, Loss.
13:13Much ado about nothing.
13:17Books out, please.
13:19Lasagna.
13:20The recipe and ingredients are on the table in front of you.
13:23You know where to find your utensils.
13:25You will be under exam...
13:27Miss, we've not got an exam today.
13:28The only person who you will speak to is me.
13:33You may begin.
13:51That was...
13:52That was horrible.
13:54Mad, wasn't it?
13:56Like, my arms and legs turned to, like, water.
14:00Like, gushing water.
14:03Yeah, that was great.
14:11What?
14:13Might you stay in to do some more?
14:15Well, are you?
14:17Damn right.
14:18You sticking around, Josh?
14:20It's my dad's class, innit?
14:22So?
14:26Yeah, I'm in.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Nah, I think I'll pass.
14:34Still feeling a bit...
14:35Gone.
14:39Kyle.
14:40It's not just your AS levels that you need to focus on.
14:43You need to give your personal statements a bit of consideration, too.
14:47And, between now and writing them,
14:50think about getting some relevant work experience,
14:52so you can mention it in your speeches.
14:54So, how am I supposed to cram in school,
14:56work experience, school council,
14:58and still find time to read a broadsheet every day?
15:00Managing your time needn't be oppressive.
15:02You should be aiming to do two hours of study after school.
15:07Erm, it's really important for you to factor in breaks.
15:11You know, give yourself...
15:12I think the next one's in Thomas' class is next door, Steph.
15:15Any questions?
15:20Er, yes, Miss Hedock.
15:23Yes, erm, I'd just like to add that maybe each department
15:26could put on a fun, relaxation type of evening for the mentees.
15:31Erm, we at Modern Foreign Languages
15:34are going to put on a French film night.
15:36You know, avec le pain, le fromage.
15:40Le vin.
15:42It's a great idea.
15:46Seriously, though, if anybody is feeling a bit stressed,
15:49then, erm, sport's a good option.
15:52You know, a bit of fresh air, get those endorphins pumping.
15:56So, is that how everyone used to speak, then, like, with poems and stuff?
15:59No, it's a device that Shakespeare uses to suggest a person's class.
16:03So it would use poetry for the upper classes and prose for the lower classes.
16:07Too late, sir.
16:08Where the hell have you lot been? Sit down, now.
16:11Lesson's nearly over.
16:13Sorry, sir.
16:13See me afterwards, the three of you.
16:16But everybody uses iambic pentameter in their everyday language without realising it.
16:21So, er, for example, can you tell me where the nearest loo is?
16:25Can you tell me where the nearest loo is?
16:28Which is as iambic as, erm, a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.
16:35So what I want you to do is write out four iambic sentences of your own, please.
16:41Yes, Josh.
16:43Josh.
16:44Josh, was he trying to dance or something?
16:46All his proper rubbish, if he is.
16:48Stop playing silly beggars now.
16:49Didn't have any more than us, did he?
16:51I don't know, we'll just keep quiet, yeah.
16:53And you.
16:54Is he OK, sir?
16:55It's like he's off his head.
17:03Denzel!
17:05I was burnt to a crisp!
17:07Everything OK?
17:08Well, you know, apart from teaching Italian cuisine to a bunch of delinquent pyromaniacs...
17:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's OK.
17:17OK, erm, why don't you take a break?
17:20Just go to the staff room, grab a coffee and, er, I'll take care of this for now.
17:24No, listen, I can manage.
17:26Rubio, I'll be helping you can.
17:28Seriously, just, just go and take a break.
17:31Erm, OK, thank you.
17:36We're trying to encourage our kids to take an interest in how a healthy diet can improve their sporting performance.
18:04What's going on?
18:08I don't know.
18:12Don't ask me.
18:14Me and Amy were off by ourselves.
18:20Yeah, it's true.
18:22Erm, I've not seen Finn since that.
18:28You two get out.
18:30Detention tomorrow night for being late.
18:48So, you don't turn up for football at break, despite the fact that I specifically asked you to be there.
18:54You can barely be bothered to turn up to my lesson, and when you do, you behave like a demented
18:58conductor.
19:00You're not leaving here until you tell me what's going on.
19:04Are you stoned?
19:09I've smoked something at break.
19:11You what?
19:13What kind of something?
19:16It's like cannabis.
19:18And it is legal.
19:19So are cigarettes.
19:20So is alcohol.
19:21You're a 15-year-old schoolboy.
19:23What?
19:24You think because it's legal that it isn't dangerous?
19:26That it's not going to hurt you?
19:27Are you stupid?
19:31What's going to happen?
19:35What do you think's going to happen to you?
19:37You're going to be reported to the head.
19:39What?
19:39That's not fair.
19:41No one else's dad would do that.
19:42They'd just ground him or something.
19:43You did it in school, Josh.
19:45That makes it a school issue.
19:46I can't protect you here.
19:48I have given you chance after chance, and this is how you repay me?
19:53What do you think your mother's going to say?
19:54Do you think she's going to let you stay with me when she finds out?
19:57I didn't think that you'd kick off this bad.
19:59I thought we were mates.
20:01The thing about mates, Josh, is that you can trust them.
20:04But it appears that I can't trust you.
20:07I defended you to Kim, one of my colleagues.
20:10And you go and do this.
20:13You're an embarrassment.
20:15I've reached the end of the line with you.
20:17You have really, really let me down.
20:19Now get out!
20:38I've finished the book.
20:43Wow.
20:43Is that some...
20:45Really impressive.
20:46I mean, I only lent it to you yesterday.
20:48What, did you just stay up all night?
20:49I got really into it.
20:51I'm free tonight if you want to have a session to discuss it.
20:55Do you not want to give yourself the night off?
20:58Look, Ros, I know you're ambitious, okay?
21:01But you are doing so well.
21:03If you want to take a breather occasionally,
21:04it is not going to wreck your chances.
21:06I know that.
21:08And I also think that it's really important
21:11we strike the right balance
21:13between your work and your downtime.
21:16Okay?
21:16So I just think we can afford to ease off on you a bit.
21:20Go find Philip.
21:22Need some junk food.
21:23Watch some rubbish telly.
21:25Give that big brain of yours a rest.
21:27Okay?
21:37You're looking good.
21:37I like what you've done.
21:38Put all your rubbish in there.
21:39Get the strawberries involved.
21:41Okay?
21:42So get on with that.
21:46Don't flip the phone.
21:51So, er...
21:53Are you feeling any gutter?
21:54Oh, well, you know.
21:57Ruby, look, I, er...
22:00I wasn't snooping.
22:05Look, I know it's none of my business
22:07and I don't want to interfere,
22:08but, er...
22:10If you need to talk to anyone about anything...
22:13No, don't.
22:15I'm not here to judge.
22:16I just can't help noticing
22:17that you have been on edge recently.
22:20Things pretty crappy, eh?
22:23No chance of a reconciliation with John.
22:24I mean, can you speak to him about it?
22:27Look, I'm on these, no.
22:29You know, these are why he's chucked me out.
22:34You know, he thinks I've got a problem.
22:36That I'm, like, some sort of junkie.
22:39He just doesn't understand.
22:41Do you have a problem?
22:43No!
22:43Should you be teaching on these?
22:45Oh, well, you know, you sound like him now.
22:49They are prescription.
22:51You know, half the staff room could be on these,
22:52for all you know.
22:57Adam.
22:58Adam, is...
22:58Is this in confidence?
23:01Because I couldn't bear it, if anybody knew.
23:04You know, everybody would be walking on eggshells
23:05and thinking like John does.
23:08You know, and Rachel would just love something else
23:11to shove in my face.
23:12Oh, come on.
23:13Rachel's not like that.
23:14She'd just be concerned about you.
23:15Listen, I've had enough run-ins with Rachel.
23:17Trust me.
23:18I know her pretty well.
23:21Um, Adam, will you keep it quiet?
23:27You know, will you keep it quiet, please?
23:31I'm not lying to anyone.
23:33No, no, you don't have to lie.
23:34But just, you know, don't gossip.
23:37Oh, God.
23:42OK, look, um, I didn't see anything, yeah?
23:46OK, thank you.
23:48Come on.
23:52Come in.
23:56Hiya, Chris.
23:59Er, there's been an incident.
24:01What is it?
24:02Josh has been smoking.
24:04Right.
24:05I break, erm, legal cannabis.
24:11Oh, no, I don't want to leave this.
24:13I know it's a letdown, but no-one's hurt.
24:15If Camilla hears about this,
24:16it'll just confirm every single rumour
24:18that she's heard about the school.
24:19Not to mention making me look like the village idiot.
24:21Look, I'm not exactly thrilled about it either, Chris.
24:23I mean, how's it make me look?
24:25I wanted to give Rachel an unblemished copybook tomorrow.
24:28Well, maybe you still can.
24:33Oh, no.
24:34We can't bury this.
24:35No way.
24:36No, I would never normally suggest it.
24:38But the ramifications of this are massive for me and Josh,
24:40for all of us.
24:41Look, he's been an idiot.
24:42I know that some of our kids might do stuff like this
24:45in their own time,
24:46but when I last checked,
24:47it was against the school rules
24:48to get off your face during morning break
24:50on anything.
24:51Legal or not,
24:53it's dangerous.
24:54Chris,
24:56if Josh's mum finds out about this,
24:58she's going to lick the roof.
25:00She might stop me seeing him.
25:06Chris.
25:12All right.
25:14But if Josh steps out of line again...
25:15He won't.
25:16He won't, I promise.
25:27All right, mate.
25:29What happens with your dad?
25:31He knows.
25:32What?
25:33Did you tell him?
25:34No.
25:35Well, kind of, yeah, but...
25:36Yeah, I didn't tell him about you.
25:39Did he lose it?
25:41Yeah, a bit.
25:41Why?
25:42He thought you two were just, like, mates.
25:43I'm sick of him.
25:44Do you know what?
25:45My dad's the same.
25:46Better off on your own, I reckon.
25:48Josh.
25:51I want you to sit next to me.
25:53Alone.
25:54You've proved to me I need to keep an eye on you.
25:56Get your lunch.
25:57Quickly.
25:57Mine's the curry.
26:01See?
26:03Under the thumb.
26:09Okay.
26:11Finn, can you take the starch?
26:17Nice one.
26:22You're not eating?
26:23Yeah.
26:23Josh is just getting me a curry.
26:26There was some resistance to the healthy eating regime to begin with, but all the students
26:30are behind it now.
26:31Here you go.
26:34Sit down there where I can see you.
26:38Is everything all right, Mr Clarkson?
26:40Yeah.
26:41Everything's fine.
26:42Josh is my son.
26:45Just raring to go, aren't you, Tom?
26:47I'm going to show you the basketball team later.
26:49It's been a real hit.
26:50Oh.
26:51Excellent.
27:00Hiya.
27:01Well, I think it's safe to say that I won't be winning Mother of the Year any time soon.
27:06I know you told me to keep on trying, but I'm beginning to think that those wicked stepmothers
27:10get a bad press.
27:12Steph.
27:20Tom.
27:22Tom, she needs to go to hospital.
27:25This, this, this blood.
27:27All right, I'll, um, I'll get my car keys.
27:29I'll meet you on the front, okay?
27:31There's something wrong with the baby, isn't there?
27:32Listen to me.
27:33It's going to be fine.
27:35Come on.
27:53Chris.
27:56Sorry.
27:57King's had to go to hospital.
27:58What happened?
28:00She's been bleeding.
28:01Tom's taken her.
28:03Okay.
28:10This happened to my cousin, you know.
28:13She almost lost her baby.
28:16You don't know it, sir.
28:18Stay calm.
28:21Oh, man, it's the wrong next day!
28:23Wrong next day!
28:25We only started this term, but they're really coming on.
28:29All ready for half time.
28:31Oh, you're a star.
28:32Thanks, Ruby.
28:36You're a star.
28:37You're a star.
28:37You're a star.
28:38You're a star.
28:38You're a star.
28:38Oh, easy, Sam.
28:40She can't keep her hands off you, mate.
28:42You skid mark.
28:43Oh, right.
28:43It was an accident.
28:45Yeah, I cut it out.
28:47Leave it, Sam.
28:48What's your problem?
28:49What's my problem?
28:50Mike, you don't know.
28:51No, I don't know, Kelly.
28:52Oh, that's it.
28:53I'm just another Kelly, am I?
28:54Just a skull that you can't be seen with.
28:56Let alone kiss me.
28:59You kiss her?
29:00Yeah, all right.
29:02That's enough.
29:02You kiss her?
29:03Yeah, all right.
29:03Can you throw from the side, please?
29:04Shut up, man!
29:06Do you discipline?
29:07It's always been a problem here, and I was so shocked.
29:10Thank you, Ruby.
29:12No school is without its issues, I'm sure we'll agree.
29:15Waterloo Road has a very clear code of conduct.
29:17Pupils know what is acceptable about it.
29:19I'm sorry, mate.
29:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
29:22Stay away from me, yeah?
29:23Stay away from me?
29:24Don't you mean don't embarrass me and put your mates?
29:28OK, that's half-time!
29:29Too good for you, anyways.
29:31For five minutes?
29:34I just think they're getting a bit rowdy, that's all.
29:42What?
29:45Hey!
29:46Right!
29:47You two, cooler, now.
29:49Right, everyone inside, get changed!
29:56Sorry about that, Camilla.
29:57It's just high spirits.
30:03Sit down and shut up.
30:06Sir, this is PSHE, you know, safe for sex.
30:10I've got Miss Campbell, I think you've got the wrong room.
30:12I can assure you I've got the right room, Lauren.
30:15Have you ever even had it, sir?
30:17Take your feet off the desk!
30:21Right, let's just have a look at these leaflets, shall we?
30:25Where's Miss Campbell, sir?
30:27She's had to go to the hospital.
30:29There's nothing wrong with the babies there.
30:31Did an ambulance come?
30:33I didn't hear one.
30:34No.
30:34Mr Clarkson kindly offered to escort her.
30:38What?
30:38Did he drive, sir?
30:39No, Josh.
30:40He jumped on his magic carpet.
30:45Protecting yourself and your partner.
30:48Look at budging his game, you had.
30:54Jump to get that.
30:57Tom.
30:59Not in class, Stevenson, as well, you know it.
31:02Sir.
31:02I don't even think about backtracking.
31:06Well, Stevenson, where do you...
31:11Well, one down, twenty-four to go.
31:14Um...
31:15Fluids.
31:19Josh.
31:19Hey!
31:20Josh Stevenson, get back here!
31:23I'll be having a word with your dad!
31:29Oh, it was Josh.
31:31Do you want me to call him back?
31:33No.
31:35Do you know what?
31:36I bet that he's heard you've gone to the hospital and he's got the wrong end for the stick.
31:46Sam.
31:48I didn't realise why you were upset with me.
31:51I'm sorry.
31:52I didn't mean to lead you on.
31:53He wasn't leading me on.
31:55I was there and you meant it.
31:57Until we get back here and you can't be seen going after the school knacker.
32:00Mate, you're not the...
32:01Not mate.
32:02Smiley.
32:06They're good kids, really.
32:08I want to assure you that incident was not indicative of what goes on here.
32:11No?
32:12No.
32:13Despite what Mrs Fry said, we don't have a discipline problem at all.
32:18We call an assault between two pupils a problem and so would their parents.
32:26I need to be able to reassure them that Waterloo Road students will follow St Mary's code of conduct when
32:32they're on our premises.
32:33I mean, what do you call high spirits? We call fighting.
32:36We take a very dim view.
32:38Well, believe me, we don't probably...
32:40Call me to Campbell.
32:41Josh, why aren't you in class?
32:42Just call me to Campbell now and tell her to stop my dad from driving. He ain't safe.
32:45What do you mean he isn't safe?
32:48I spiked his dinner.
32:50Spiked a teacher.
32:51He'll be kicking in now.
33:09Hello?
33:10Kim, it's Chris.
33:11Are you at the hospital?
33:13Er, no.
33:14We're just about to go over Bank Bridge.
33:17Stop!
33:18Stop!
33:21Stop!
33:21Stop!
33:22Stop!
33:23Stop!
33:23Stop!
33:23Stop!
33:23Mom!
33:25Stop!
33:28Stop!
33:33Kim?
33:37Kim?
33:44What's happened?
33:48Ambulance.
33:49You are going to tell me everything
34:08Tom
34:12Tom
34:14Tom
34:18Tom
34:19What's his name, love?
34:21Tom
34:21Can you tell me what happened?
34:24I don't know
34:27He wasn't speeding
34:29And we just
34:31We veered her off the road
34:33I don't know what happened
34:34I can't feel a pulse
34:35Maybe tension neomothorax
34:49Oh Tom
34:52We have a pulse
34:55I have my baby
34:56I was bleeding earlier
34:58Kim
34:59We have to get Tom out, okay?
35:01And then we'll get you both to hospital
35:03Get you something out properly, yeah?
35:06Okay
35:12Are you the only one here?
35:14Erm
35:16Would appear so
35:20Steph
35:22I need your help
35:23Tom and Kim have been in a car accident
35:27They're on their way to the hospital
35:28No
35:28Can you find Camilla for me
35:30And make sure that she's okay
35:31And pass on my apologies?
35:33Yeah, yeah, of course
35:34It was only a bump they've had, though
35:37I don't know
35:38Chris, what about the baby?
35:39As soon as I hear anything
35:40I'll let you know
35:44Okay, let's get into resource, please
35:46I want a chest drain and an...
35:47I'm going to take you for a skankin
35:48Make sure the baby's okay
35:50Look, the minute that he comes around
35:51I need to know, okay?
35:52Anything happens at all
35:53You have to tell me, right?
35:55Okay
35:59Christopher does extend his apologies
36:00And will, you know, obviously be here with you
36:02Just as soon as he can
36:03Hmm
36:04After he's burst some more of this school's issues
36:07Under the carpets, no doubt
36:10I'm not daft
36:11I'm aware that he's been giving me a false sell
36:14So you're saying that Chris has tried too hard to impress you?
36:18I don't want to enter into a relationship with a school that can't be honest about what's going on
36:23This school does have problems
36:24We have lots of kids from deprived backgrounds
36:27So we discipline them and then we try to re-engage them
36:30Be it in sport or wherever else their talent lies
36:33It's about giving them something to aim for
36:35I've seen that
36:36Christopher is one of the most honest people that I know
36:39If he has tried to hide a few things from you
36:42It's because he believes in our pupils
36:44And he wants you to do the same
36:46He knows that mud sticks
37:01Come in
37:05Ah, Mr Sharkey, please have a seat
37:08We've met before
37:09I taught Finn at Forest Hill
37:10Oh, right
37:11So what's he done this time then?
37:14Your son's admitted to smoking drugs on school premises today
37:18What?
37:19Yes, it was a legal high
37:21Legal?
37:24So why am I here exactly?
37:27Well, these drugs can be very dangerous
37:29The government are about to make some of them illegal and with good cause
37:32But frankly, I'm stunned that you're not more concerned
37:35The school has a very firm policy on drug use
37:38So implement it
37:40You don't need me here for that, do you?
37:43Well, we find it most effective to work with the parents on issues like this
37:49Especially when we think it's part of a larger behavioural problem
37:53Where the parents are willing, that is
37:58I know Waterloo Road has had its problems before
38:02If this school is unable to deal with Finn
38:05Say so
38:09Finn?
38:13Could you wait outside a moment?
38:24Mr Sharkey, I understand that it's easier to blame the school in situations like this
38:29But Waterloo Road has very clear rules
38:32And I think it would benefit your son
38:34If together, we could figure out why Finn keeps trying to test these
38:39It may be part of a larger problem that we need to address
38:45No problem I know of
38:52Finn
38:54Come in here and tell Mr Meade that you won't do it again
38:58I won't, sir
38:59I'm afraid as a school we have to take action
39:02Oh, right
39:04So you're excluding him?
39:07No
39:10I think the structure and the discipline that we have here is exactly what Finn needs
39:14He'll attend drug awareness classes and he'll be on internal exclusion for the rest of the week
39:18Fine
39:19Do whatever you want to do
39:22Sounds like you've got it all in hand
39:25Sir
39:26I really didn't know he was going to spite Mr Clarkson
39:32I'll see you tomorrow, Finn
39:53How'd it go?
39:55Dad, erm, this is Amy
39:57I told you about her
40:00My girlfriend
40:03Nice to meet you, Amy
40:05Look, I've got to go
40:10Stay out of trouble
40:11See you tomorrow
40:16Your dad is welcoming
40:17Yeah?
40:18Yeah
40:19Does he not give you a hard time about anything?
40:21I really, no
40:23I am so jealous
40:29Hey, do you film that?
40:33Oh, hi
40:34Hi
40:35You're coming out for pizza later, we're all going
40:36Sorry, I can't
40:38What?
40:38We're going to stuff our face and get us some beers
40:40Yeah, and then, balling and balling and start going, crusts around again, throw it out again
40:43Yeah
40:44Sounds good some of the time, yeah?
40:48Wow
40:49Man, choosing homework over sex, that was burnt urinids
40:52Yeah, you must be so good at it, mate, because she keeps coming back for more, don't she?
40:56I'm not
40:57She's getting more than he were you two
40:58No way, man, no way
41:00Smiley, you couldn't pull a flaming curtain
41:02Oh, she totally wants you, mate
41:05Just admit at least you totally learned me more about it
41:09Oh
41:10Come on
41:11Come on
41:11That's love
41:12It's a beautiful
41:13Girl
41:13flipping
41:28I'm so proud of trying to
41:55How's Camilla?
41:56She's fine. She's just having a coffee in the stuff room.
42:02Any news?
42:03No. Tom's still in theatre and they're looking over, Kim, now.
42:12They'll be fine. Both of them.
42:16And if that baby's half as stubborn as its mother, then I've got nothing to worry about.
42:21Trust me to let this happen when I'm in charge.
42:24Kim could be... Well, they both could be...
42:30This is my fault.
42:32How is it your fault?
42:34You didn't spike Tom. You didn't tell him to drive Kim.
42:39You're in the dark, just like the rest of us.
42:43Chris, you're not doing anybody any good sitting here fretting.
42:46Why don't you go and sort Camilla out and then you can get off to the hospital?
42:51Yeah.
42:56Thanks.
42:57Thanks.
43:20The doctors know that you're here, so they're going to come and chat to you in a while.
43:23You're OK?
43:25Yeah.
43:26So is the baby.
43:30They've, uh, they've said that I can go home, actually, but I can stay with you for a while, if
43:34you like.
43:35Is my dad OK?
43:37I don't know, Josh.
43:39Yeah.
43:39Yeah, but he will be, won't he?
43:42He's going to be all right.
43:49I, um, I've got to ask you.
43:53Why?
43:56What were you thinking?
43:58I was mad at him.
44:00He said he was going to kick me out.
44:02Send me back to my mum's.
44:06I didn't know that he was going to drive.
44:09I didn't know that he was...
44:13Mum, sorry.
44:15I'm really, really sorry, Mims.
44:27Josh Stevenson?
44:30Would you like to follow me?
44:36You're not coming, miss.
44:37No, you go and, you go and talk to your dad.
44:40All right?
44:42We'll be fine.
44:44New turn to get better from me, Kate.
44:46I give it all
44:52To you
44:56To you
45:05Your dad's still very ill.
45:08He had a collapsed lung,
45:09but he's responding well now.
45:12We're hopeful he's going to be fine.
45:27I'm really, really sorry, Dad.
45:31I've been thinking
45:33Well, you're going to need someone to help you out
45:35and get the shopping in
45:36and take you to the loo and that.
45:40I love you, Dad.
45:43Please don't send me away.
45:49Josh.
45:51You're not going anywhere.
45:53Really?
45:56I promise I won't do drugs or anything
45:58and I'll tidy it
46:00and I'll take the rubbish out and everything
46:03as long as we can be mates again.
46:06Mates.
46:08But father and son first, eh?
46:12I'll make the bros
46:13and you'll follow them.
46:15Okay.
46:17First of all,
46:19you're grounded
46:21for a year.
46:39Camilla.
46:42I am so sorry.
46:46As you know,
46:48we had an incident today
46:50sparked by some of our students
46:51messing around with the
46:54legal highs.
46:57The students in question
46:58will be dealt with.
46:59We don't tolerate
47:00any kind of drug use at this school
47:02despite what you might have heard.
47:05What I've heard?
47:07Sorry?
47:08I'm aware of Waterloo Road's weaknesses
47:11as well as its strengths.
47:13I just worry that you only see the weaknesses.
47:15Or more specifically,
47:17how they're seen by outsiders like me.
47:19I just wanted to create a good impression.
47:20And in doing that,
47:21you pretended the school had no problems.
47:22Which makes me wonder,
47:24what else am I not being told?
47:28When I first arrived at St. Mary's,
47:31the school had a huge drugs problem.
47:34The previous head refused to tackle it.
47:35So it just grew and grew.
47:38I need to see the real Waterloo Road.
47:41We need to know what we're dealing with.
47:43Tackle any problems,
47:44head on.
47:46Openly as they arise.
47:48You're right.
47:49You need to be able to trust us.
47:51Yes.
47:53Well, you can now.
47:56100%.
47:56As Steph assures me.
47:59I'll send over the paperwork
48:01for the partnership tomorrow.
48:15Hiya.
48:17Hiya.
48:17I thought you might need a lift home.
48:19Thank you, yeah.
48:20I might, yeah.
48:21I got you these.
48:23The lovely, the cheers.
48:25Well, I figured you could do
48:26with a bit of pampering.
48:29You freaked me out back there.
48:32I thought you'd be in a hurt.
48:34You had me scared, Kim.
48:37Yeah, me thinking
48:38of that extra workload, eh?
48:40No, I wasn't thinking
48:40of the extra workload.
48:41I was thinking of you.
48:46You're a good mate.
48:48Mate.
48:52Chris, uh...
48:52Yeah, no, it's fine.
48:54It's fine.
48:55You too.
48:58Well, come on, then.
48:59Let's get you warm.