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00:02:02No sign of infection?
00:02:04Good.
00:02:05I think we're getting there.
00:02:07So when can I go back to work?
00:02:10You have to understand, with these kind of injuries, time really is the greatest healer.
00:02:15You should consider further skin grafts.
00:02:17No, I've said no.
00:02:19It's the only way to reveal the damage.
00:02:22Rachel, there really is no reason why you should have to live with it.
00:02:24Well, I don't have the time. I've got to get back.
00:02:26You're not physically ready to go back to work.
00:02:29You're mentally ready, in my opinion.
00:02:30Well, with the greatest respect, it's not your opinion that matters right now.
00:02:39I'm trying to get back to work.
00:02:44Oh my God!
00:02:45Yeah!
00:02:49Hello!
00:02:51Hello!
00:02:52Hello!
00:02:52Hello!
00:02:53Let's go, let's go.
00:03:24Morning, Bradley.
00:03:25Miss Mason, looking well.
00:03:28Are you round to go?
00:03:30Once more, onto the breach.
00:03:42What's wrong with this picture?
00:03:45Rachel.
00:03:46Hi.
00:03:48Hi.
00:03:48Welcome back.
00:03:52It's all yours.
00:03:59Not that I will be spending much time sitting down this year.
00:04:03Far too much time to sit and think over the last few weeks.
00:04:07You're recovering from massive injuries.
00:04:09Yeah, whatever.
00:04:11No, I just want to get going.
00:04:13I made a lot of promises when I came here.
00:04:15I haven't kept any of them.
00:04:16That's not true.
00:04:18In fairness, you did have a few distractions.
00:04:20Yes.
00:04:20Well, this year I'm going to put that right because I don't want this school to be associated
00:04:24with fire and scandal.
00:04:26I want it to be a place where people can come and they can change their lives for the better.
00:04:30You have to look after yourself, Rachel.
00:04:34I'm fine.
00:04:37And I'll be even better when we see the people we're here for.
00:04:40It's assembly.
00:04:41Let's go.
00:04:41Yeah?
00:04:48You look good.
00:04:50Thanks.
00:05:00Welcome home.
00:05:04Welcome.
00:05:07Come on in.
00:05:11And close the door.
00:05:14You've been gone.
00:05:17Too long.
00:05:19Too long.
00:05:22I'll come
00:05:25You're home once more
00:05:38There's only one miss, they said
00:05:40One miss, they said
00:05:43Hey, that's enough, I know
00:05:46That's enough
00:05:50That's enough, thank you
00:05:52Thank you
00:05:59Thank you very much, all of you
00:06:06Thank you, Mr Lawson
00:06:08Because I'm sure that you're behind all this fuss
00:06:14Well, here we are
00:06:16A new year, huh?
00:06:18Some new pupils, a new staff
00:06:23And in some places, a new school
00:06:25I hope you like what's being done to the old place
00:06:28What do you think about it?
00:06:31Good
00:06:37Good
00:06:37I'm glad, I'm glad
00:06:47Because we're opening the doors this year
00:06:49Hey, have you seen Grant Lee?
00:06:53I can't wait to hear what he has to say about all this touchy-feely crap
00:06:58And the message that I'm trying to get across is
00:07:02If they're in need of something, the first place we want them to look is Waterloo Road
00:07:06Yeah?
00:07:09Yeah?
00:07:15Thank you
00:07:16Thank you
00:08:01The state of him is absolutely minging
00:08:02What do you do, Denzel?
00:08:03Come on
00:08:03What do you do, Denzel?
00:08:14Come on
00:08:32Denzel, come on
00:08:33You, mister, are overcome by your hangover
00:08:37Had a big night?
00:08:37Yeah, you've been having a big night every night since you and Colin Splat
00:08:42Hi
00:08:44I just wanted to say hello
00:08:45I'm Rob
00:08:45Ah, let me guess
00:08:47New head of PE
00:08:48Oh, what gave it away, mate?
00:08:49I'm Tom
00:08:50Welcome aboard, Tom
00:08:51Nice to meet you
00:08:52Oh, for God's sake, Jasmine
00:08:53Put your tongue in
00:08:54What?
00:08:55I bet the only dribbling that Mr Muscle was into was on the football field
00:08:59Oh, a sports joke, very good
00:09:02Been practising
00:09:03Well, I'm interested
00:09:05Yeah, I can see that
00:09:08Look, I don't date my colleagues, it's unprofessional
00:09:10And anyway, if I was going to go out with someone from the staff room, it certainly wouldn't be a
00:09:14PE teacher
00:09:15No, I'm serious
00:09:17I mean, imagine going out with someone who comes to work with their tracksuit and plimsolls
00:09:21Oh, yeah
00:09:23I just wanted to say hello, I'm Rob
00:09:26Matt
00:09:26Matt, nice to meet you
00:09:29Jasmine
00:09:29Jasmine
00:09:30Yeah, hi
00:09:31I'll leave you to it
00:09:34Well, he is fit
00:09:36Which, of course, he needs to be to do his job
00:09:39Tell me he didn't hear all of that
00:09:42He didn't hear all of that
00:09:44Just most of it
00:09:48Yeah
00:09:49I'm charging you 50 quid because you got sick on the seats
00:09:51Oh, I told you I don't have 50 quid
00:09:53Look, you can see we had to leave in a bit of a hurry
00:09:55That's not my problem, love
00:09:57I've got to earn me living
00:09:57I know
00:09:58But I don't know what to do for the best
00:10:06I've got some birthday money left, Mum
00:10:07No, it's alright, sweetheart
00:10:09No
00:10:10Just take it
00:10:11Well, I'll pay you back
00:10:13Sorry
00:10:14It's all we've got
00:10:15No, you're alright, it don't matter
00:10:16No, no, you should take it
00:10:18No, you obviously need it more than I do
00:10:21Earl, it's okay, I've got this, alright?
00:10:23No
00:10:24No
00:10:24I'm not having some potsy cabbie thinking we're some sort of charity keys
00:10:27It's alright
00:10:29Where you going? I'm not done for you
00:10:30Earl, stop
00:10:31You know what you think you are?
00:10:32I apologise now
00:10:33What the hell do you think you're doing? Get off him
00:10:36Come on
00:10:37Earl, no
00:10:39Say that again
00:10:41No
00:10:41Now what's going on here?
00:10:42And do you
00:10:44I'm the head of the school, who the hell are you?
00:10:46Your worst nightmare
00:10:47Earl
00:10:49I'm sorry about this, we just had a little...
00:10:54I'm here to enrol the kids in school
00:10:57Enrol, erm, I don't...
00:10:59That's made your day, ain't it, love?
00:11:02Look, I just need to know what...
00:11:03I want to be at your poxy school about as much as you want me here
00:11:07Is there a problem?
00:11:09Yeah, five of them
00:11:11I should have known when asked me to bring them here
00:11:13Typical frame in Waterloo Road
00:11:14They should have let this place burn to the ground
00:11:16Shut up and get this vehicle off school property
00:11:20Are you okay?
00:11:21Yeah, I'm fine
00:11:22Okay, let's get inside and sort this mess out, yeah?
00:11:25And I mean all of you
00:11:26Come on
00:11:34Oh, boy, just...
00:11:35Is that all that gets old man?
00:11:37No, no, no, you wouldn't be
00:11:38I'm telling you straight, I spoke to the woman's council office
00:11:41I said through all the right paperwork, I'm sure of it
00:11:43Why else would I be here?
00:11:44Look, we're really sorry, but maybe you could try again tomorrow
00:11:47No!
00:11:47I need you to...
00:11:49Look, I'm trying to do the right thing here
00:11:51Yeah, I realise that
00:11:53I can't win
00:11:55When I kept them out of school, you threatened to put me inside
00:11:57Now, first thing I do when I get here is bring them to school
00:12:02Okay, why don't I go to my office? Let's see what we can do
00:12:04Thank you
00:12:06Come on, you lass
00:12:08Can you give us a hand with the little one?
00:12:13Are you sure you can manage all that?
00:12:14It's heavier than it looks
00:12:19Are you okay, mate?
00:12:21Yeah, it's just everyone's staring, that's like we're some sort of freaks
00:12:24Why are you just trying to work out who the fit new lads are?
00:12:27You mean the fit new lads and the scrotie bubble
00:12:31Come on, let's get this over, alright?
00:12:33We'll be fine
00:12:35Look, Ellie's...
00:12:35This is what we do
00:12:37And then, son
00:12:39Look, things can be different here, mate
00:12:41Right, no dramas, all you gotta do is keep your head down
00:12:43Yeah, yeah, mouth shut, nose clean, please thank you and don't get us chucked out
00:12:48I know the drill
00:12:49This isn't just about you
00:12:52Well, there's a chance for all of us here, I'm just saying
00:12:55Maybe you should just take it easier, yeah?
00:12:58Yeah, yeah, whatever, Dad
00:13:03I don't know anything about her
00:13:05Except she's out-bent on dumping her kids on us
00:13:08This is the best place for them
00:13:10Rachel
00:13:10Rachel
00:13:12Why don't you get on to their school, see what you can find out about them?
00:13:15You baby, miss?
00:13:16Lose just like you, sir
00:13:18Oh, you're cheeky
00:13:20Yeah, check him out
00:13:44Who's he staring at?
00:13:46I hope it was me
00:13:47Really?
00:13:49Yeah
00:13:49He's well fit, isn't he, Clown?
00:13:52I wasn't even looking
00:13:53What, cos you've only got eyes for Donna? Don't make me feel
00:13:57You're engaged, not dead
00:13:59I still don't see how you can be engaged with someone whom you're already married to
00:14:03So we're gonna do it properly this time, with everyone there?
00:14:06Yeah, everyone accepts a lady
00:14:08Yeah, everyone except her
00:14:10Hey girls, glad to be back
00:14:12Not really
00:14:13No, me neither
00:14:18Me neither
00:14:19Me neither
00:14:20See what I mean about her
00:14:21Shhh, where are you?
00:14:22Hello?
00:14:23She needs bringing down a peg or two
00:14:25Shhh
00:14:26I don't even know why she's got to be head girl
00:14:28It's Mr Lawson, trying to keep her daddy happy
00:14:30I know you're just jealous, cos she's pretty
00:14:32Pretty? Pretty boring
00:14:34Can you really see her coming up with ideas for the school?
00:14:37Me? I've got loads of ideas for this place
00:14:40Heaps
00:14:46Alicia
00:14:47You know, if you do have any ideas, you can always bring them to me
00:14:50I'd love to hear him
00:14:52Cheers, I will
00:14:53Great, see you later
00:14:57God, you're such a cow
00:14:59Shut up
00:15:09Brantley
00:15:10What are you doing skulking about in here? Why weren't you at assembly?
00:15:13Well, I had no desire to welcome back our resident lady of the night
00:15:17And I have more important matters
00:15:19Listen, before the rest of the hoi polloi get here
00:15:22I need an honest opinion
00:15:26About what?
00:15:39It is custom made, I wanted a good fit
00:15:44Of course, because you wouldn't want to look ridiculous, would you?
00:15:48Exactly
00:15:50Now I know I'm no matinee idol, but I think it had a certain
00:15:56Je ne sais quoi, hmm? As you would say
00:16:00Do you like it?
00:16:02Do you know, Grantley
00:16:03Do you know, Grantley, erm...
00:16:05I don't think it matters what I think
00:16:09Do you like it?
00:16:12Do you know?
00:16:16I think I do
00:16:17If you could
00:16:17If you could
00:16:18Then I would go out there with my head held high
00:16:21And face the world
00:16:22Do you think so?
00:16:23Absolutely
00:16:25It just seems a bit hardcore
00:16:26I mean, we're struggling to teach the kids as it is
00:16:28Without taking the families on too
00:16:30You know what, to be honest with you
00:16:32I don't think we've got much of a say about it
00:16:33I mean, she seems pretty
00:16:44Obsessed
00:16:45He isn't actually going to go and teach like that, is he?
00:16:48Well, apparently
00:16:49But the kids will crucify him
00:16:50Well, I can help Denise again
00:16:55Yes, sir, I think you've got something on top of your head
00:16:57Part of the new pair
00:16:58Hey, have a name too, while you feed it
00:17:03Vanity, thy name is buddy
00:17:07Tequila with an umbrella
00:17:11I said I'd get her one
00:17:14Oh, hey
00:17:14That's fine
00:17:17What was on scene to me? There's all lips
00:17:20What?
00:17:21Stop
00:17:26It's all right
00:17:27All right
00:17:30That's enough
00:17:31Nice pezzo, what do you call it?
00:17:34Someone's already done that one
00:17:36At least try and be original
00:17:37I said that was enough
00:17:40Come on, come on, let's all calm down now
00:17:46Thank you
00:17:46Right, let's get on, shall we?
00:17:50I don't understand, we all know he doesn't have any hair
00:17:53Is he just pretending it's grown all of a sudden
00:17:55Because it's not a very good lark
00:17:56Come on
00:17:56Shh
00:18:04It looks very real, just like hair
00:18:08Shut up
00:18:09The next person to so much as smile will find themselves in detention for two weeks, do you understand?
00:18:15All right, keep your hair on
00:18:16Two weeks
00:18:18It's totally worth it
00:18:23It can't be done, it's a wreck
00:18:24Eh? It's a man in close future
00:18:26I really wish you hadn't said that
00:18:28Oh, come on, Sam, you've just got to have a better vision
00:18:31This, my friend, is a win-win situation
00:18:33And how do you work that out?
00:18:34Well, when I'm working on this
00:18:36I'm also working towards my NVQ, sir
00:18:38Then when I get it on the road
00:18:40If you get it on the road
00:18:41Yeah, when that happens
00:18:43Me and Chloe can start earning
00:18:45Well, I certainly won't argue with that
00:18:47You all right, mate? How's your first day going?
00:18:49Ah, it's like a first day, you know
00:18:51You've got a little project going on
00:18:53Little?
00:18:54He reckons he can convert this bag of bolts into a going concern
00:18:58Yeah, mobile hairdressers
00:19:00Clothes, cuts
00:19:02Got to fit it with, er, you know, cupboards for all our hair stuff and that
00:19:05It's gonna be...
00:19:07Automatic
00:19:09No, I meant...
00:19:10Systematic
00:19:12Hydromatic
00:19:13Why is Grease Lightning?
00:19:15Yeah, you're not funny
00:19:15No, no, sorry, listen
00:19:17If you need any help, er...
00:19:18What help?
00:19:19They don't do a kind of WD-40 big enough to get this thing in the road
00:19:22Aye, not sit, do one
00:19:47OK, let's have date of births, er, previous address, current address
00:19:50Forgot to see, how much longer is this gonna take?
00:19:52Earl, please, it's not like you've got anywhere better to be
00:19:54I could be back at all
00:19:56No, you couldn't and we both know why, sorry
00:19:59It's just we have a little problem with the current address
00:20:01Right
00:20:03I don't know what it is yet
00:20:05What, are we gonna do it on time?
00:20:07We don't know where to go, do we?
00:20:08Oh, for God's sake, Sam, I'll pick you up
00:20:11Marley
00:20:12Mum, just text us the address, we'll find our own way back
00:20:15Don't be stupid
00:20:17What's the problem?
00:20:18Well, by three o'clock you'll be pissed, won't you?
00:20:20That's not funny
00:20:21Don't make stupid jokes
00:20:25Kids, I'm doing my best here
00:20:27Can you not make it any harder?
00:20:28I'm not staying and listening to this again
00:20:30If he's going, I am
00:20:31Why don't we all calm down?
00:20:32Neither of you are going anywhere, okay?
00:20:34Let's get this sorted out now, sit down
00:20:38I managed to speak to someone at your old school
00:20:41Mrs Fox
00:20:42Oh, look, Earl's really sorry about what happened
00:20:46It was just a nasty accident, wasn't it, love?
00:20:50Sorry, what sort of accident?
00:20:51The sort where a chair accidentally flies across the room
00:20:55Things just got a bit out of hand
00:21:00Look, we've had our ups and downs, yeah?
00:21:02But we're trying to make a fresh start
00:21:06I've got us a new house so that we can be a proper family
00:21:08And Marley and Earl can get their exams this year and
00:21:11Okay, you can stay
00:21:15But you need to know that when it comes to violence
00:21:17This school has zero tolerance
00:21:20So no more flying chairs
00:21:22No more picking fights, Earl
00:21:26Earl, I am talking to you
00:21:28And he's listening
00:21:30Oh, I'll be a good little boy
00:21:32I promise
00:21:35Good
00:21:37That it then?
00:21:39Er, well...
00:21:40Mrs Kelly?
00:21:41Sorry!
00:21:42I'll be back from at three
00:21:44I'm hungry
00:21:45Yeah
00:21:47He hee
00:21:55Okay, these are the timetables for today
00:21:57We can fine tune them once we get to know their abilities, I guess
00:22:00Or lack thereof
00:22:02Isn't one for Marley?
00:22:03No, I want to have a one-to-one with him
00:22:06Not quite the first day you expected, eh?
00:22:08Not exactly, no
00:22:10Should have known better than to expect an easy ride, shouldn't I?
00:22:12Hey, you'll be, er, needing a drink by the end of play
00:22:16I'll even bite you
00:22:18Yeah, maybe
00:22:19We'll see how it goes, yeah
00:22:20I'm trying to listen
00:22:21Get on my bed
00:22:28Ms Greshi, Denzel Kelly
00:22:31Hi
00:22:32Here you go
00:22:34That'll start you off
00:22:35Take a seat over there
00:22:38Right, pay attention everyone
00:22:45This is Wilding
00:22:47Sambuca Kelly
00:23:00This is Wilding
00:23:11Come on
00:23:12Come on
00:23:32Marley, I wonder if you can clear something up for me
00:23:35I'll try
00:23:35Well, the GCSEs you're resitting
00:23:38Your predicted grades, they were all A's and B's
00:23:42But when it came to the real thing
00:23:44Yeah, erm, I kind of fell to pieces
00:23:48Nerves and...
00:23:48Oh, is that why you didn't turn up for so many exams?
00:23:51Well, your mum must have been disappointed
00:23:54Hm?
00:23:55So do you think that you're over the exam phobia thing now?
00:23:58Yeah, I hope so
00:24:00Good, because I think that you're more than capable of doing the resits and the AS levels at the same
00:24:04time
00:24:05I don't want to keep you back a year
00:24:06Think you can manage that?
00:24:08Yeah, yeah, definitely
00:24:09Good
00:24:09And you mustn't let anything, not your nerves or anything else distract you, yeah?
00:24:14I know that can be hard
00:24:15No, I want to do this, Liz
00:24:17Good, that's good enough for me
00:24:19Erm, Marley, just wait a minute
00:24:21There's somebody I want you to meet
00:24:23Felicity, can I just introduce you to someone?
00:24:28Marley, this is Felicity, she's our new head girl
00:24:31Flick, my friends call me Flick
00:24:33Sorry, Flick
00:24:34Flick is going to, well, she's going to help you settle in
00:24:36I don't need to babysit them here
00:24:38I don't intend to be one
00:24:41Okay, erm, timetable, and I'll leave you to it, good luck
00:24:48This way
00:24:57Ralph
00:24:58Hello
00:24:59Thought the board of governors meeting was at the end of the week
00:25:01Well, that's right
00:25:03But as chair, I thought I should welcome you back
00:25:05Right, I heard about the vote of no confidence
00:25:08Well, heard about it once I'd regained consciousness
00:25:11But what did you expect?
00:25:12You'd left this school in ruins, literally
00:25:14You'd lie to us about your identity
00:25:16There were exam irregularities
00:25:18I mean, there had to be a response from the board
00:25:20Yeah, I appreciate that
00:25:22And I appreciate the second chance I've been given
00:25:25Last chance
00:25:26And you wouldn't have got that if it had been up to me
00:25:28However, certain members of your staff put up a spirited defence
00:25:33Mr Lawson, I was just telling Miss Mason here
00:25:35Yeah, I heard
00:25:36There's a phone call for you in the office
00:25:38Thank you, Eddie
00:25:43It shouldn't be her taking that call
00:25:46It shouldn't be her school anymore
00:25:48That job was yours for the taking
00:25:51No
00:25:52It's Rachel's
00:25:53And it always will be till she decides otherwise
00:25:55Question is, when that happens, will you still be in the frame?
00:25:59What if you've blown your best chance to run this place?
00:26:02I'll still be able to live with myself
00:26:05Not sure I would have been able to say that if I'd helped you kick her while she was down
00:26:12Okay, make a start on your worksheets
00:26:14Thanks
00:26:15Thanks
00:26:24Gonna borrow a pen
00:26:26And a ruler
00:26:48Pencil
00:26:48Pencil
00:26:49Pencil
00:26:52Okay
00:26:58For God's sake, I thought you didn't need a babysitter
00:27:15Just listen to the piece quietly
00:27:19It's right, Doss, isn't it?
00:27:22Well, don't you have any proper music lessons?
00:27:24Shhh!
00:27:25You know, scene in that
00:27:27Well, we're gonna enjoy acquiring my last school, but
00:27:29Way to move
00:27:32Do you have a fault like that here?
00:27:33Can't take a hint
00:27:34I don't talk to skags
00:27:36I'm not a skag
00:27:37Well, you smell like one
00:27:38Don't they have toothpaste where you come from?
00:27:40Sure
00:27:41Sambuca Kelly
00:27:43You've only been here five minutes and you're already causing trouble
00:27:46What is the problem?
00:27:49You're the problem
00:27:50Am I now?
00:27:51Well, if you wanted us just to shut up and be quiet
00:27:54Then you should've put on something better in the first place
00:27:56The only reason you've got us listening to this talk
00:27:58Is because you can't be arsed in a proper lesson
00:28:00Pick up your chair and go over there
00:28:02Eh?
00:28:02You sit facing the wall for the rest of the lesson
00:28:04Maybe you'll be able to keep quiet with only yourself to talk to
00:28:12My coos are very short poems
00:28:14For example, your rice field maidens
00:28:17The only things not muddy are the songs you sing
00:28:20Um
00:28:21Strong images
00:28:23Don't you think, Denzel?
00:28:26Perhaps you'd like to read us the next one?
00:28:28No thanks
00:28:30Go on, that one there
00:28:32I don't want to
00:28:33It's only three lines
00:28:35Get on with it
00:28:52A mountain?
00:28:54Right, look, that's enough
00:28:56I take it all this noise means you're eager to get on with some work
00:29:03When that mine eye is famished for a look
00:29:06Or heart in love with size himself doth smother
00:29:12Excellent, very well read
00:29:14Right, who's next?
00:29:18Er, well come on, it'd be nice to hear from the boys for a change
00:29:23What about our new arrival?
00:29:26How do I have to, sir?
00:29:28Yeah, come on, show them how it's done
00:29:36With my love's picture
00:29:38Then my eye doth feast
00:29:41And to the painted banquet bids my heart
00:29:45Another time
00:29:46In mine eye is my heart's guest
00:29:48Very good
00:29:50Right
00:29:54Okay, er, hope you all enjoyed and got something from that
00:29:58Not long to go
00:30:00Thankfully
00:30:04Spend the rest of the time, er, talking about what the music meant to you
00:30:08Okay
00:30:11Sam, can you go back with the others now?
00:30:13No, I'm alright, so I'll stay here
00:30:24I was the, er, new boy in the staff room last year
00:30:30Not easy, is it?
00:30:31You sort of get used to it when you're always a new girl
00:30:43That boy
00:30:44In the house room
00:30:44Or if you're all a new girl
00:31:02Or if you're passing in a corner
00:31:02Or if you're not there, it'd be new to the house room
00:31:03Or if you're not there, it's a new girl
00:31:05It's a new girl that's a new girl
00:31:06But you'll be able to get to the other, there's a new girl
00:31:06It's a modern girl
00:31:06And that's where I'm going to find that
00:31:09But you're going to find the street
00:31:39Wakey, wakey!
00:31:39What the hell, you playing at?
00:31:41I beg your pardon.
00:31:45Sorry, miss. I thought I was at home.
00:31:48Well, evidently.
00:31:50Well, I'll have another ten minutes, but you carry on.
00:31:54Don't let me bother you.
00:31:57Listen, matey, you can sleep in your own time.
00:32:01Get your pen out and get some work done.
00:32:09All right, everyone, show over.
00:32:21Don't forget your homework's due in tomorrow. Leave the books on the desk.
00:32:29Hey, Denzel, can you help me clear up the books, please?
00:32:32May?
00:32:33Yeah, please.
00:32:36So what was it like at your other school?
00:32:38OK.
00:32:40Must be a big change, going from primary school to high school.
00:32:43I'm used to changing schools.
00:32:45I see.
00:32:46Did any of your other schools help you with any extra classes?
00:32:49Do you mean, like, there's tension in that?
00:32:52No, I mean with your reading.
00:32:56No.
00:32:57But I do try, miss.
00:32:59I know you do.
00:33:01It's just, I think you could do with some extra help.
00:33:04I did too when I was your age.
00:33:05No, you didn't.
00:33:06You're an English teacher.
00:33:08I wouldn't be if it wasn't for the extra classes.
00:33:11You know, it gave me a chance to catch up.
00:33:13One on one.
00:33:14No one else there to take the mick.
00:33:16Do you mean, you and me?
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:20You don't, you might even like it.
00:33:22So what do you say?
00:33:23Do you fancy giving it a go?
00:33:25Yeah.
00:33:26Oh, excellent.
00:33:27Well, I'll get back to you with some times.
00:33:29I'm happy.
00:33:30That's you.
00:33:31I'm happy.
00:33:34I'm happy.
00:33:40I'm happy.
00:33:43I'm happy.
00:33:44I'm happy.
00:33:45I'm happy.
00:33:47I'm happy.
00:33:48I'm happy.
00:33:48I'm happy.
00:33:48Sorry, mate.
00:33:49What the hell are you playing at?
00:33:50I said sorry it was an accident.
00:33:51No, once is an accident.
00:33:53You've done it deliberately this time.
00:33:54What do you mean, this time?
00:33:56I don't even know who you are, man.
00:33:57Well, carry on like that and you soon will.
00:33:58Yeah, well, maybe you should get to know who I am before you start shooting your mouth
00:34:01off, new boy.
00:34:02Yeah.
00:34:04Where do you think you're going?
00:34:06Do you think this is finished?
00:34:08Shut off him, man.
00:34:09Or what?
00:34:09Or you'll have me to deal with.
00:34:11Now move.
00:34:13Don't think this is finished.
00:34:14Hey.
00:34:15Go on.
00:34:16What?
00:34:17What the hell was all that about?
00:34:18Nothing.
00:34:20Look, I know it's hard for you starting at a new school, but you're not going to make
00:34:23it any easy for yourself throwing your weight around, acting the hard man.
00:34:26I don't know what it was like at your last school, but there's no need for it here.
00:34:30Okay.
00:34:31Hey, I haven't finished yet.
00:34:32Get off me.
00:34:33Look.
00:34:33I'm doing you a favour.
00:34:34I said, get off me.
00:34:36And where do you think it's going to get you speaking to people like that?
00:34:38I'm lying!
00:34:40Don't mess with me.
00:34:41Oh, what?
00:34:42Eh?
00:34:42Eh?
00:34:45Trust me.
00:34:46You don't want to know.
00:34:51Now, I'm going to pretend that you didn't just do that, because it's your first day.
00:34:56If you ever do that to me or any other teacher, you'll be off these premises before you know
00:35:00what's hit you.
00:35:01Do you understand me?
00:35:17Jan!
00:35:17I've been looking for you.
00:35:18I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:35:19Have you seen that?
00:35:20New Year's World hasn't it?
00:35:21Oh my God, he's mega fit.
00:35:23I saw him first.
00:35:24So what?
00:35:24What?
00:35:25Just one problem.
00:35:26What?
00:35:27Flick Mellis already rolling out the welcome wagon.
00:35:31They've got a problem?
00:35:32Not with you.
00:35:34What is it?
00:35:35Just be glad that you're aboard me.
00:35:36Come on.
00:35:44So where were you before?
00:35:45Er, Dewsbury.
00:35:47Blackpool before that.
00:35:49All over the place really.
00:35:51Marley!
00:35:52Marley!
00:35:53I'm going to have to stop her.
00:35:58It didn't take her long, did it?
00:36:01Mum!
00:36:02It's not even eleven o'clock yet.
00:36:04Don't tell me lies.
00:36:05I can tell the time.
00:36:09I'm picking you up like I said I would.
00:36:11Where's Earl?
00:36:13Mum.
00:36:13I've knocked out all day, you know.
00:36:15Mum, I'll take you home.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:16I don't want you.
00:36:18Where's Earl?
00:36:19Mum.
00:36:20You said you weren't going to do this again.
00:36:22Do us.
00:36:24Get pissed and show us off.
00:36:28Show you off, is this?
00:36:31I'll show you off.
00:36:32No!
00:36:32No!
00:36:33No!
00:36:34No!
00:36:34Off your face!
00:36:36You haven't been down the Alceane Association yet or did you go straight to the office?
00:36:39I've got the keys.
00:36:40It's a nice place.
00:36:42Good.
00:36:42You need to go back then.
00:36:43You need to sober up, okay?
00:36:45We'll be home later.
00:36:46Come on.
00:36:46I'm sorry, darling.
00:36:48You'll know her, wouldn't I?
00:36:49You're on her.
00:36:52Just go home.
00:36:54Okay.
00:36:57Be good.
00:37:07Molly, you all right?
00:37:08Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:11Earl!
00:37:15Earl, come here.
00:37:17All right, kid.
00:37:21Earl!
00:37:32Earl!
00:37:35Earl!
00:37:39Earl!
00:37:39Earl!
00:37:50He shot you?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52Well, just with his fingers, obviously.
00:37:55Have any of you had any dealings with him?
00:37:57It's not just me, is it?
00:37:58Well, I thought he was a cheeky little sod.
00:38:00He's a bloody nutter.
00:38:01That family's not had an easy time of it, you know, Tom.
00:38:04Well, the other brother seems okay.
00:38:06Well, according to the sister, they've been pushed from pillar to post by the mother.
00:38:09Exactly.
00:38:10You know, I was going to have a word with Rachel.
00:38:11To ask what she was thinking of when she enrolled him in the first place, I hope.
00:38:16We're always being told that resources are overstretched.
00:38:20Perhaps they'd be a bit more elastic if we didn't take in every nut job and charity case, let alone
00:38:26all families of them.
00:38:27Wow.
00:38:28It's just like Bob Geldof's in the room.
00:38:32Or maybe even Bruce Forsyth.
00:38:35No!
00:38:43Marley.
00:38:47Marley, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about your mother.
00:38:51I'm sorry.
00:38:54I don't mean, I just, I realise what you're going through now.
00:38:58Do you?
00:38:59Yeah, and if there's anything I can do to help.
00:39:01There is, actually.
00:39:02Good.
00:39:04You can show off about it.
00:39:33You can show off about it.
00:39:55Boxing.
00:39:55Girls football.
00:39:57Have they actually won anything yet?
00:39:59It's not all about the winning, you know.
00:40:00Yeah, that's what losers usually say.
00:40:03Actually, that's what you see when you're back for a league slicker self.
00:40:06Well, let's work on that.
00:40:07See if we can bring home some silverware this season.
00:40:09Nice.
00:40:10I like how someone's actually taken us seriously for a change.
00:40:12Yeah, well, there's more to being a PE teacher
00:40:14than coming to work in tracksuit and plimp soles.
00:40:20You know, I've been thinking.
00:40:23I really ought to do more exercise.
00:40:26Apparently, you should do something every day
00:40:28that gets you hot and sweaty for 20 minutes.
00:40:31Only 20?
00:40:31Well, 30 if you really want to feel the burn.
00:40:34Oh, for God's sake.
00:40:37Excuse me, guys.
00:40:38Well, I'm going to have an adult conversation.
00:40:46Miss Mason?
00:40:47I've just had the new boy in my class, Denzel Kelly.
00:40:51He really seems to be struggling with his reading and writing.
00:40:54Well, that doesn't come as a surprise, really.
00:40:56From what I gather, none of those kids have ever really had a chance to settle.
00:40:59I just can't believe that none of his other teachers has ever picked up on it,
00:41:03or even cared.
00:41:04Well, it's great you caught the problem early,
00:41:05because that means we can do something about it straight away.
00:41:07Yeah, I've spoken to him about extra tuition,
00:41:09and he seems up for it, so I've organised this.
00:41:13Sorry.
00:41:13I just hope you don't think I'm...
00:41:15Jasmine, it's fantastic that you've taken that initiative.
00:41:18Some other staff members could learn from me, I think.
00:41:21Well done.
00:41:29Nice view.
00:41:30Step, shouldn't you be preparing for your interview?
00:41:35Uh, interview?
00:41:38For what?
00:41:43Mr Kelly, how was your first day going?
00:41:46Good.
00:41:46Good, I'm glad to hear that.
00:41:50Look, it's not easy starting someone new.
00:41:52I know how intimidating it can be.
00:41:56But I really think you can find a place here if you give it a chance.
00:42:02Yeah?
00:42:03Yeah?
00:42:04I've seen people in very similar situations as yours,
00:42:07and they've managed to turn things around for themselves and make a go of it.
00:42:12With a bit of effort, I think you can too.
00:42:16Well, I'm going to try.
00:42:20So...
00:42:21Thanks, miss.
00:42:22Good.
00:42:23Lecture over.
00:42:25Have you managed to make any mates yet?
00:42:28I've talked to a couple of people,
00:42:30made sure they know who I am and what I'm about.
00:42:33I'm meeting them for lunch now, so...
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:36Well, can't change that one.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:43What a tough guy, I have to say for himself.
00:42:45I think it's all bravado.
00:42:47Yeah?
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:48I think he's going to be fine once he realises that doesn't work, eh?
00:42:50Hmm.
00:43:01Right, huh?
00:43:02What are you doing?
00:43:08So, what's been to this place, then?
00:43:10It's a dump.
00:43:11I think it's crap, too.
00:43:13I think it's crap, too.
00:43:13It's worse than the last place.
00:43:15I might go home, it's that crap.
00:43:17Walk out.
00:43:18What do you think?
00:43:21Do what you like?
00:43:22You can come with us.
00:43:29What?
00:43:31Do you want to bunk off for me?
00:43:36You coming or what?
00:43:42What does it matter?
00:43:43You're the one making a big deal of it.
00:43:45I just want to keep out of that new kid's way, all right?
00:43:48I think he's a bit of a...
00:43:48Bit of a what?
00:43:50No.
00:43:52Look.
00:43:53I don't know what your problem is, man.
00:43:55I don't have a problem.
00:43:57I just want to show you something.
00:43:59Come on, then.
00:44:00Not here.
00:44:01Come on.
00:44:03I think you'll like it.
00:44:04No, it's all right.
00:44:05We've got stuff to do.
00:44:10We'll do a lot of stuff to go with you, boys.
00:44:16We're okay.
00:44:17You ought to be left alone with your bike,
00:44:19and that's up to you.
00:44:20All right.
00:44:21Better be worth it.
00:44:22Bolton!
00:44:23No!
00:44:24He was calling you gay as well, you know.
00:44:26Come on.
00:44:29What are you doing?
00:44:30Stop.
00:44:30Keep going, keep going, keep going.
00:44:31Where are you taking me?
00:44:32Wait, wait, wait.
00:44:33Stop, stop, stop.
00:44:35Ta-da!
00:44:37What?
00:44:39Look.
00:44:40At what?
00:44:41The van clue.
00:44:42I bought it.
00:44:43What with?
00:44:44Bought money off me dad.
00:44:46Look, I know it looks like a hunk of junk at the moment,
00:44:49but I promise you, all right,
00:44:50when it's kitted out, it's going to be mint.
00:44:52What for, Dante?
00:44:54Well, I'm glad you asked.
00:44:57You ready?
00:45:00Bam!
00:45:02You are going to be a mobile hairdresser.
00:45:05I mean, it'll be like having your own salon, but on wheels.
00:45:08What do you think?
00:45:10I think you just wasted a load of money we didn't even have in the first place.
00:45:20Brilliant.
00:45:22Right, Eddie, what do you think?
00:45:25Formal at the table, informal on the sofas.
00:45:28I'm sorry, what is it you're asking me exactly?
00:45:30The head of extended services interviews.
00:45:33Formal, informal.
00:45:34Oh, you know me, I'm an informal sort of guy.
00:45:36Yes, you are.
00:45:38No, I'm going to go formal.
00:45:39We're going to put the pressure on, you know.
00:45:40We're looking for someone who's unflappable, in control.
00:45:44We're looking for someone special.
00:45:45Yeah, you're right.
00:45:46It's difficult for any teacher to get adults fired up.
00:45:48It's like you need magic powers.
00:45:51But it's not just teachers who can work magic.
00:45:52Maybe we should think outside the box.
00:45:54Maybe.
00:45:56OK, let's get the first one in.
00:46:18So what's the big deal, then?
00:46:20Ooh.
00:46:21What the hell have you got that for?
00:46:22Let me see this.
00:46:24Look, with your eyes, not your hands.
00:46:30It's not even real, is it?
00:46:31Isn't it?
00:46:34Why have you even brought it to school?
00:46:36Why do you think?
00:46:37What?
00:46:38Protection?
00:46:39Maybe there's actually a reason for us moving to this dump.
00:46:42Hey, Dan?
00:46:44Yeah.
00:46:45Maybe you just want us to think you're a bit gangster,
00:46:47instead of the tosser that you are.
00:46:49You what?
00:46:50Look, this is stupid.
00:46:52I'm off.
00:46:58Look.
00:46:59You're going nowhere.
00:47:00I won't say anything to anyone.
00:47:02I just...
00:47:04What?
00:47:05What's wrong?
00:47:06I just don't want to be here, all right?
00:47:09What's up?
00:47:11Are you scared?
00:47:13Just leave him alone, yeah?
00:47:15You are, aren't you?
00:47:16Scared?
00:47:17It might just go off in my hand.
00:47:19No.
00:47:21I'm...
00:47:21BANG!
00:47:22That's not bloody funny.
00:47:23Just let me out.
00:47:24Just let him go.
00:47:27What are you going to do about it if I don't?
00:47:30So, how are you going to sell Waterloo Road to adults?
00:47:34You know, get them through the doors and eager to learn.
00:47:36Make them part of the school community.
00:47:39I've always thought that education was its own reward.
00:47:46Yes, right.
00:47:48But how are you going to get that message out there?
00:47:50You know, pass it on.
00:47:52Hmm.
00:47:53A couple of leaflets, uh, and open evenings.
00:47:57What you're after, isn't it?
00:48:00Grannie, do you actually believe in opening the school to everyone?
00:48:03Of course.
00:48:04But while they're in here, they're not out there nicking cars and robbing old ladies, are they?
00:48:08Unless, of course, you're going to offer a class in that as well.
00:48:11So, what we're looking for is someone who can identify what's needed.
00:48:14You know, adult education classes, after-school clubs, dropping advice for teenage health issues.
00:48:19Those are just ideas that I've been kicking around, but I'm sure you've got lots yourself.
00:48:25Ideas?
00:48:26Oh, absolutely.
00:48:27I'm full of them.
00:48:28I, um, I believe that ballroom dancing is very popular.
00:48:32Wine tasting.
00:48:34Jam making.
00:48:37Speed dating.
00:48:41I thought you were really funny this morning, didn't you?
00:48:43Bumping into me.
00:48:44I told you, it was an accident.
00:48:46Not laughing now, either.
00:48:48Because there's nothing to laugh at anymore.
00:48:50Look, I'm really sorry.
00:48:53And?
00:48:56And it won't happen again, I promise.
00:48:58Just let me go, please.
00:48:59Not yet.
00:49:00I mean, you say you're sorry, but I'm just not feeling it.
00:49:05Perhaps you should show me how sorry you are.
00:49:07What are you on about?
00:49:10On your knees.
00:49:12Just leave him alone, man.
00:49:13Paul, don't do it.
00:49:14Don't listen to him.
00:49:16He's got you in enough trouble.
00:49:18Get down.
00:49:19Now.
00:49:21Just get down.
00:49:27Say you're sorry.
00:49:29And we'll call it quits.
00:49:33I'm really sorry.
00:49:37That wasn't hard, was it?
00:49:47Your turn.
00:49:48Thank you for coming.
00:49:50Where did you find him?
00:49:51Quite like the last one.
00:49:53What?
00:49:53It's the same as the rest.
00:49:55Mediocre at best.
00:49:56Look, we're looking for someone with a bit of vision and drive.
00:49:59You make it sound like you're looking for a cross between Rambo and Mother Teresa
00:50:02with a bit of Jeremy Kyle thrown in for good measure.
00:50:05Well, maybe I am, but these interviews are not over until the right person walks through that door.
00:50:12Hi, I'm Melissa Ryan.
00:50:13Oh.
00:50:14Well, I don't seem to have you on my list.
00:50:16No, no, no.
00:50:17I added her to the list.
00:50:18She's a late entry.
00:50:19Nice to meet you, Melissa.
00:50:20Take a seat.
00:50:22What do you mean she missed the deadline?
00:50:24Can we worry about the details later, Eddie?
00:50:31What to do with you?
00:50:34Any ideas, then?
00:50:36Didn't think so.
00:50:42I know.
00:50:47My trainers are a bit dirty.
00:50:49You said if I say sorry...
00:50:51Put a shining and wise you down there, will you?
00:50:55Yeah.
00:51:11I'm going to be sorry you did this.
00:51:14Am I?
00:51:15Am I really?
00:51:18You know, I reckon you could put a bit of shine on him.
00:51:21With your tongue.
00:51:23No way, mate.
00:51:24It's not going to happen.
00:51:33Help!
00:51:33He's getting away!
00:51:39Better go after him.
00:51:42Tell him to keep his mouth shut, yeah?
00:51:52I'm sorry I left you.
00:51:53I just couldn't...
00:51:54Stop and keep walking, man!
00:51:55Come on, Dad.
00:52:03Do you reckon he'd use it?
00:52:04Do you reckon he'd use it?
00:52:05Shush!
00:52:06It happens all the time in America.
00:52:08Some nuts are going class to class, taking out all those who have pissed him off.
00:52:11We should tell someone...
00:52:12That's the last thing we're going to do, right?
00:52:13You'll know it was us, Paul.
00:52:15How?
00:52:15Because we're the only ones he's shown it to, apart from his idiot, bro.
00:52:18But if we see him...
00:52:18Just keep it shut, right?
00:52:20He even thinks we've talked about grassing him up will kill us.
00:52:22End of.
00:52:31Come on.
00:52:40Hey.
00:52:41What?
00:52:42Where is he?
00:52:43Who?
00:52:43Santa Claus, who do you think?
00:52:45Deb, what was going on back there?
00:52:47Don't know.
00:52:48Well you were there!
00:52:50Then just stay away from him, all right? It's only gonna get you in trouble again.
00:52:54I suppose.
00:52:55And the rest of us. I'd quite like to stay at this school.
00:52:58Me too. They're all right here. This dad nice teacher is actually gonna help me in
00:53:02my reading.
00:53:03Well, that's brilliant then. Let's not let Earl mess this up, okay?
00:53:07Let me have a gear. She's down there, all right? Go on.
00:53:13Thanks, Molly.
00:53:26That's her there. One that called me a scout.
00:53:28What, her?
00:53:29Yeah.
00:53:30Think you're smart, do you? Picking on a new girl?
00:53:32I never said anything.
00:53:34What's all my sister's like?
00:53:35I was only joking.
00:53:37So you did say something. Which one is it?
00:53:39I didn't mean it.
00:53:40Well, you're not funny. And I'm gonna tell you this once. You pick on my sister, you pick
00:53:44on me. Do you understand me?
00:53:48Good.
00:53:49Because if I find out that you've even looked at her funny, I'll be waiting for you after
00:53:52school. And you might not make it home. Do you understand?
00:53:56Yeah, right?
00:54:11That's what extended services are all about. I just, I just love people, you know, getting
00:54:15in amongst them, finding out what they need. But it is important to keep that professional
00:54:19distance.
00:54:21Yeah, yeah, of course. I always keep something back, you know, arm's length.
00:54:24Well, which is it? Are you in people's faces or do you keep them at arm's length?
00:54:29Well, I think you can do both, actually. You know, give 100% there when you're at work
00:54:33and just let things go and you get home.
00:54:35Well, looking at your CV, you've got some good, relevant experience.
00:54:38Yes, that was my work in the voluntary sector. That was a real eye-opener. Taught me a lot
00:54:43about myself, what I'm capable of.
00:54:45And you've undergone training there?
00:54:47Big difference training than actually doing the job.
00:54:50But I do have plenty of life experience and that's what this job needs. Someone who
00:54:55understands that people are about more than bits of paper and qualifications.
00:55:00Right. Well, thank you very much for coming. Is that it? Yeah. Thanks. And thank you
00:55:05for putting me through my paces.
00:55:09Really nice to meet you. Bye then.
00:55:16Which was great. You obviously didn't need my input.
00:55:20Eddie, sometimes... Oh, sorry. Someone just shoved this under your office door.
00:55:25Oh, right. Thank you. Bye. Speak soon.
00:55:34What is it? There's a gun in the school.
00:55:45Sorry, miss. Should have gone at lunchtime.
00:55:47I don't need to go to details. Just sit down.
00:55:51Right. Book's out. I want you to copy your favourite sonnet and tell me why it's your favourite. Get on
00:55:56with it.
00:55:57Well, this is somebody's idea of a joke.
00:55:58Pretty sick joke.
00:55:59What, a gun? Here, Eddie, on a first day back. No, I'm not falling for that.
00:56:03Rachel?
00:56:03It's ridiculous. When I find out who's done that...
00:56:06Rachel, calm down.
00:56:07I won't calm down. Eddie, this is Roch Day. It's not happening on Moss Side. This is not happening here.
00:56:17You have to evacuate the school.
00:56:18I'm not doing that. I'm not going to pop people through that again.
00:56:21It's a fire.
00:56:22I do not want this school to be full of panicked and traumatised kids.
00:56:28This is supposed to be a place of safety.
00:56:29I don't know.
00:56:30Yeah, for the kids.
00:56:30Of course. Now, listen.
00:56:32We do this quietly, class by class.
00:56:35We keep it calm, controlled.
00:56:38We do it that way and nobody's going to panic.
00:56:40Nobody's going to do anything stupid.
00:56:42Okay?
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:48Right, nobody's going to do anything stupid.
00:56:49Exactly.
00:56:54Right.
00:57:01I'll call the police.
00:57:02Okay.
00:57:04And you evacuate the school.
00:57:06Good.
00:57:08Right.
00:57:15Good.
00:57:16Good.
00:57:17Okay.
00:57:25Good.
00:57:26Good.
00:57:27Feels like a good morning.
00:57:28Good morning.
00:57:28Good morning.
00:57:28Good morning.
00:57:30Good morning.
00:57:31Wake up, boy.
00:57:34Larkin at his most evocative.
00:57:37Hello.
00:57:38Can I help you?
00:57:39No, mate, you all right?
00:57:40Aye.
00:57:40Are you supposed to be in this class?
00:57:43I'm Earl. What's your name?
00:57:45Hiya, I'm Janice. This is Max.
00:57:48Ah, well, now that we've got the introductions out of it...
00:57:51Shh! Trying to have a conversation here?
00:57:55Psst! I wasn't going to go home until I saw you.
00:57:58I'm not interested, all right?
00:58:00So there we are.
00:58:02Not interested? I haven't even made you an offer yet.
00:58:05I know what you're offering, and you've got a pretty high opinion of yourself
00:58:08if you think this is going to get me to drop my nickels.
00:58:10OK, that's it. You're leaving.
00:58:11You think I've got a high opinion of myself?
00:58:13Well, it's not as bad as a low opinion you've got of yourself.
00:58:16And if I wanted some money, is it? I'd be talking to you, mate.
00:58:19Ew, you cheeky guy. You don't even know me.
00:58:22Yeah, I do.
00:58:25Right, to the cooler.
00:58:26Why me? Why, because you're always a whopper.
00:58:28That's just one of the reasons.
00:58:30Oi! Take that back.
00:58:32Just leave it, all right?
00:58:33No. Who do you think he is talking to you like that?
00:58:35The teacher.
00:58:36Look, I don't need you sticking up for me, all right?
00:58:38Especially when you created this problem in the first place.
00:58:41Just back off, will you?
00:58:50Later, babes.
00:58:52Oh, and you?
00:58:54You're feeling no on me.
00:59:02Please, Jimmy. Don't look like I care.
00:59:10What are you doing?
00:59:11I've got to go.
00:59:12There's only five minutes left.
00:59:13Yeah, a lot can happen in five minutes.
00:59:14What are you talking about?
00:59:15Just leave it.
00:59:16Is it something to do with your brother?
00:59:17I said, just leave it.
00:59:19Don't think you know me, because you don't.
00:59:20And you should be sure you're not.
00:59:23Danny.
00:59:31I told you to kick your hands off me.
00:59:33I did.
00:59:34Yeah, right.
00:59:34You saw what happened to you, so I didn't ask him to come in here, did I?
00:59:37I will have quiet.
00:59:39It's a tiny bit of a sculpture here.
00:59:40Yeah, well, I don't leave you.
00:59:41I won't tell you again.
00:59:44Quiet!
00:59:45Ah, ah, Mr. Lawson, I was just...
00:59:48Yes, okay.
00:59:49Listen carefully.
00:59:51I want you all to collect your things together.
00:59:53Go with Mr. Budgen to the school playground.
00:59:55You will do this in absolute silence.
00:59:57Do I make myself clear?
01:00:03Uh, look, I know they were a bit noisy, but teaching a class outside is punishment enough.
01:00:09There's nothing to do with that.
01:00:10Well, that's a job.
01:00:10Just do it, won't they?
01:00:16I believe Mr. Lawson said silence.
01:00:25Oi!
01:00:26What?
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:29Where the hell are you going?
01:00:30Somewhere that's not here.
01:00:31Why are you coming?
01:00:31No!
01:00:33Earl, I thought we weren't doing this again.
01:00:34Doing what?
01:00:35This!
01:00:36You acting like a psycho.
01:00:37Don't call me that.
01:00:38Why not?
01:00:40It's the truth, isn't it?
01:00:41I mean, why else do we keep having to move?
01:00:43You do something mental and it comes back on the rest of us.
01:00:46Don't call me mental, either.
01:00:46Well, then stop acting mental!
01:00:49Earl, you've been here five minutes and already you're acting like a nutter.
01:00:52I won't tell you again.
01:00:55Don't say stuff like that about me, okay?
01:01:00Okay?
01:01:01Okay?
01:01:01Yeah, okay.
01:01:02Nice one.
01:01:04I'll see you later, bro.
01:01:10Marley, come with us.
01:01:11Quiet, man.
01:01:13Quiet, man.
01:01:28Quiet, man, please.
01:01:32Walk!
01:01:33Okay.
01:02:03Okay.
01:02:33Okay.
01:02:39Okay.
01:02:42Okay.
01:02:46Okay.
01:03:21What's going on?
01:03:22I was just gonna ask you the same thing.
01:03:24I don't know.
01:03:24You told us to get our stuff, go outside and be dead quiet.
01:03:28Right.
01:03:29Come on, let's see what's happening.
01:03:46Everybody have your bags open ready to be checked, please.
01:03:48Did you hear that? Bags open, please, and ready.
01:03:51It's not an excuse for talking.
01:03:53What's your bag for?
01:03:54Yes, miss.
01:03:55Eden, Charles Bach.
01:03:57All of our hearts.
01:03:58Yes, miss.
01:04:10Helen Earnshaw.
01:04:11Yes, ma'am.
01:04:12Yes, ma'am.
01:04:12Mm.
01:04:16Yes, ma'am.
01:04:27No, ma'am.
01:04:29Yes, ma'am.
01:04:33Yes, ma'am.
01:04:40Oh.
01:04:59It's great, isn't it?
01:05:01Yeah.
01:05:02Great.
01:05:05Come on.
01:05:06We'll get some target practice.
01:05:24It's not just a fire drill.
01:05:26What are they making everyone tit their bags out for?
01:05:35They're searching.
01:05:36What for?
01:05:40Some of them's grassed me up.
01:05:43No one grasses me up.
01:06:02Watch.
01:06:25Here's the note.
01:06:26Ralph, I think you'll agree we've done everything we could have done.
01:06:30We've completely evacuated this school.
01:06:32We've checked for stragglers.
01:06:33We're in the process of searching everyone's bags.
01:06:35Well, I take it that nothing has turned up?
01:06:37No, not yet.
01:06:38We're just taking a full register to make sure no one's missing.
01:06:41We've taken control of the situation, Ralph.
01:06:44As long as everyone's safe.
01:06:45Right.
01:06:50Have you seen Dante?
01:06:52No.
01:06:52He's probably messing around on that stupid van.
01:06:55I don't know.
01:07:28I don't want it.
01:07:29Don't catch me with it.
01:07:30Well, it's better than I'm catching me with it.
01:07:32No.
01:07:33Yeah.
01:07:34You're a little kid.
01:07:35Don't slap your wrist, it'll be a laugh.
01:07:37How?
01:07:38You know, don't slap my cuffs on you and that, take you down the station.
01:07:42Don't sound like a laugh to me.
01:07:44Yeah?
01:07:45Well, no one will be calling you thick around here anymore, Denzel.
01:07:49Denzel, mate, they wouldn't dare.
01:07:51Because then you'd be dangerous.
01:07:53Just like me.
01:07:57Go on.
01:07:58Do it for me.
01:08:00See if they catch me with it.
01:08:02What?
01:08:03Well, you won't be seeing me around here for a while anyway.
01:08:06Then who's going to look after you in this dump, eh?
01:08:08It's our mother.
01:08:09What?
01:08:09And you really think he cares about you, do you?
01:08:11Because then you're more stupid than you look.
01:08:15I'm the only one that looks out for you around here, Denzel.
01:08:18You know it.
01:08:21Go on.
01:08:22Take it.
01:08:29Nice one.
01:08:44Here, sir.
01:08:48Here, sir.
01:08:53I wonder what they're looking for.
01:08:55They haven't said anything yet.
01:08:58Whatever it is, it's got them worried.
01:08:59Yeah.
01:09:02Only it's not them that need to be worried, is it?
01:09:05It's whoever's been shooting the mouth off.
01:09:08Do you get it? Shooting the mouth off?
01:09:11Mm-hm.
01:09:12But it could still happen. Believe me.
01:09:36Oh, where's that? How'd I know?
01:10:06Hey, do you know what's going on?
01:10:24Move away! Move away, everybody!
01:10:29Stay calm!
01:10:36Dante!
01:10:39No, no! Come in! Stay here!
01:10:41He's bleeding!
01:10:42It's all right. It's all right.
01:10:43Have you been hit?
01:10:44I have fire.
01:10:47Did you know there's a kid in there with a gun?
01:10:49Yeah, come on.
01:10:59Rachel!
01:11:00Mate!
01:11:00Let go!
01:11:01Let go!
01:11:02Let go!
01:11:08Let go!
01:11:24Let go!
01:11:25Let go!
01:11:26Let go!
01:11:27Let go!
01:11:29Let go!
01:11:29Let go!
01:11:30Let go!
01:11:31Let go!
01:11:31Let go!
01:11:31Let go!
01:11:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12:26Denzel Kelly, this is the police.
01:12:31We need you to come out with your hands up.
01:12:35Just leave the weapon and come out.
01:12:39Hold the weapon down, Denzel, and come out before it's gone any further.
01:12:46Just leave the weapon, Denzel, and come out.
01:12:48It's the only option left here now.
01:12:53You can't wait, Denzel. The building is completely surrounded.
01:13:02You're right, Denzel. It's okay. It's okay. Nobody's gonna hurt you.
01:13:09You gotta listen to me, okay?
01:13:13We can stop this without anybody getting hurt.
01:13:16And all you have to do is put down that gun, okay?
01:13:19Put down that gun and you come with me.
01:13:24They're waiting for me.
01:13:27They're waiting for me.
01:13:28The police.
01:13:30It's okay, Denzel.
01:13:32They don't wanna hurt you.
01:13:34They're here to make sure nobody gets hurt, including you.
01:13:40You gotta help them.
01:13:44Yeah, you put down that gun.
01:13:49Denzel?
01:13:53Sir, it can't be him. You got it wrong.
01:13:56I'm sorry. I don't think we have.
01:13:58Well, how would he have got a gun?
01:14:00I don't know.
01:14:02Let's hope we get a chance to find out, eh?
01:14:06Denzel, I'm only gonna give you another minute,
01:14:08and then we are coming in.
01:14:15Denzel, I know you're scared.
01:14:18I promise you that this is nearly over.
01:14:22Okay?
01:14:23I'm gonna take that gun,
01:14:25and then it's not your problem anymore.
01:14:29Huh?
01:14:30Then it'll all be over.
01:14:33Right?
01:14:34We can tell the police your side.
01:14:36We can tell them what's really going on.
01:14:37Ah!
01:14:42Alright, Denzel.
01:14:44You can keep the gun.
01:14:48Come on, just come with me, please.
01:15:08No, don't be sure.
01:15:09Let's look at me, please.
01:15:09Let's go.
01:15:10I'm going to take a nap.
01:15:10Me in.
01:15:17I'm going to kill my old feeling and finally, please.
01:15:19Do not kill my old feeling.
01:15:20I'm not going to kill her.
01:15:20I'm not gonna kill her.
01:15:20No, he's not going to kill me.
01:15:28The gun! Put the gun down!
01:15:33Put the gun on the floor!
01:15:38Marley! Marley, no!
01:15:40Put the gun on the ground now!
01:15:42Marley!
01:15:44Get off me!
01:15:45Put the gun on the floor!
01:15:45Do it now!
01:15:49No, Dad!
01:15:51Get off me, man!
01:15:51Interlock your hands on the top of your head!
01:15:53Get off me!
01:15:55Dad!
01:15:56Dad, just do what they say!
01:15:58Mate, get off me!
01:15:59Get off me!
01:16:01Dad!
01:16:02Get off me!
01:16:03Get off me if I'm bothered!
01:16:05Easy!
01:16:05Well, maybe we should find room in the back for you and all, eh?
01:16:08Oh, it's just a key!
01:16:12It's all right, mate!
01:16:16Dad!
01:16:17Sweet!
01:16:18You okay, love?
01:16:19Yeah, I am!
01:16:21I'm sorry, but I've got a bit.
01:16:39Rachel!
01:16:40That was...
01:16:42I mean, going back in there...
01:16:44Wasn't once enough!
01:16:45When are you gonna get it into your head that you can't save everybody?
01:16:48I can try.
01:17:11You can't say anything.
01:17:13It wasn't his gun.
01:17:15Yeah, but it was his psycho brother.
01:17:16It's just bad luck for him, innit?
01:17:18What?
01:17:19It's my fault!
01:17:20Yeah, but I know it is!
01:17:21Oh, thanks a bunch, Bolton!
01:17:23Listen, yeah.
01:17:24Earl Kelly's just let his own brother get smacked about by your load of coppers with guns.
01:17:27What are you threatening to do to us?
01:17:28I think he meant it!
01:17:30You all right?
01:17:31You all right?
01:17:32You all right?
01:17:32You all right?
01:17:33You all right?
01:17:34You all right?
01:17:35You all right?
01:17:53It's not like they're gonna put him away or anything.
01:17:54And how do you know that?
01:17:55It's his first offence, innit?
01:17:57So you've thought this through, then?
01:17:59I'm just saying...
01:18:00I don't!
01:18:01No!
01:18:04Look, I think you've caused enough damage for one day.
01:18:05You what?
01:18:09Mum!
01:18:10How's Denzel?
01:18:11Have you seen him?
01:18:11Is he all right?
01:18:12Can he come home now?
01:18:14He's...
01:18:16He's been...
01:18:18Uh...
01:18:18Denzel confessed to being in possession of an illegal firearm and I'm afraid he's been
01:18:22taken into custody.
01:18:25It's okay, Mum.
01:18:26It'll be all right.
01:18:26You were supposed to be looking after him!
01:18:30Look, it's been a long day.
01:18:31We'll take you all over.
01:18:33We can manage.
01:18:34Don't be daft!
01:18:35No, it's okay.
01:18:36But because you have trouble already...
01:18:38Marley...
01:18:39We're not your problem, are we?
01:18:40Is that what you think?
01:18:42Marley, like it or not, you three are walking your pupils now.
01:18:45So yes, you are my problem and you will be till I say otherwise, right?
01:18:50That means we expect to see you in school in the morning.
01:18:53On time.
01:18:56Okay.
01:18:59Okay, thanks.
01:19:00So let's sort that lift out.
01:19:06I can't believe we've gone from knives to guns.
01:19:10I mean, what if don't you...?
01:19:11I know.
01:19:13But at least everyone's all right.
01:19:14And the police have the guns, so...
01:19:17What?
01:19:17And it's just one gun?
01:19:18How many do you think are out there?
01:19:19Tom, stop it.
01:19:20You're gonna drive yourself mad.
01:19:22Come on.
01:19:22Let's get a drink.
01:19:24Good idea.
01:19:27He was a nice boy.
01:19:28Why did you think he needed a gun?
01:19:29Did you think it made him look cool?
01:19:31Well, it's not as black and white as that.
01:19:33Then explain it to me because I don't understand it.
01:19:35You never will.
01:19:36Why not?
01:19:37Because you're a girl.
01:19:38Really?
01:19:39Yeah, really.
01:19:40You'll never understand how important it is to never show weakness.
01:19:43To stand your ground.
01:19:44To save face.
01:19:45To stand up for your mates.
01:19:47It's all pressure and it's all the time.
01:19:49And something else to give.
01:19:52Sorry, I'm banging them.
01:19:54No.
01:19:56Let's get to here.
01:20:00Well, Wendy, I'm not really sure this is a good idea.
01:20:02Look, just have a drink.
01:20:03Put their minds at rest.
01:20:04They've had a tough day.
01:20:05Me too.
01:20:06That's why I wanna go home.
01:20:08These are on me.
01:20:09Oh!
01:20:10Good.
01:20:11I'll have a double.
01:20:12You know what?
01:20:12You deserve it.
01:20:13In fact, you all deserve it.
01:20:15You handle things brilliantly today.
01:20:17Well, I'm glad you think so.
01:20:18We might not be so lucky next time.
01:20:22Well, I certainly hope there isn't a next time.
01:20:24Sorry, but just hoping isn't really good enough, is it?
01:20:28We've all been talking.
01:20:29We'd like you to put some security measures in place.
01:20:31Or you could harm us and even up the odds.
01:20:34Seriously.
01:20:35And we don't wanna hear about budgets and the school image.
01:20:38No.
01:20:39It's okay.
01:20:40I agree with you.
01:20:41It's a good idea.
01:20:43Right.
01:20:43I'll put the wheels in motion and by the end of the week,
01:20:46I'll have something in place.
01:20:48Is that a promise?
01:20:49Yes, it is.
01:20:50But the kids are really gonna have lots and lots of questions
01:20:53and we're gonna need to give them a lot of reassurance.
01:20:55But that's tomorrow,
01:20:56so can we have those drinks you promised us, please?
01:20:58Yes, the drinks are on me.
01:21:00Doubles all round.
01:21:01Oh, excuse me.
01:21:05Hi.
01:21:07Thanks for calling.
01:21:07No, I'm fine.
01:21:09It was rather frightening.
01:21:12Look, can you come and pick me up?
01:21:18So.
01:21:20You gonna tell me?
01:21:23Tell you what?
01:21:25About the rug.
01:21:27The new and improved Grand Key Butcher.
01:21:30I just wanted to take some pride in myself.
01:21:34Rubbish.
01:21:36It's a woman, isn't it?
01:21:38Eh?
01:21:39You're cheating on Fleur.
01:21:41No.
01:21:42Yes, you are.
01:21:43You...
01:21:44have got a bit on the sides.
01:21:46No, I haven't.
01:21:47Yes, you have.
01:21:48I haven't.
01:21:50It's Fleur that's got a bit on the sides.
01:22:06I haven't.
01:22:07Where are you?
01:22:09Erm...
01:22:09I've had enough, Eddie.
01:22:11It's just...
01:22:11I just wanna go.
01:22:12Look, if you've really had it, I'll drive you.
01:22:14I don't think anyone should be driving here tonight, do you?
01:22:18Then we'll get a taxi.
01:22:23I just...
01:22:24wanna talk.
01:22:28Eddie...
01:22:28About us.
01:22:30There is no us.
01:22:32I'm sorry.
01:22:32There's nothing to talk about.
01:22:36Rachel.
01:22:37Please, Eddie.
01:22:38Look, I just don't understand it.
01:22:40Before the fire.
01:22:42That seems a very long time ago.
01:22:44I know, but there was...
01:22:45something.
01:22:47I thought we were getting close.
01:22:50Things have changed.
01:22:52What?
01:22:53Because I know about your past.
01:22:55Does it make any difference to me?
01:22:56And you should know that.
01:23:00You're special, Rachel.
01:23:02Nothing can change that.
01:23:05Nothing?
01:23:07Are you sure about that?
01:23:08Yeah, of course.
01:23:11Let's see, shall we?
01:23:16Rachel.
01:23:17Just leave, Eddie.
01:23:23Your carriage awaits.
01:23:26Can we just go?
01:23:30I'm gonna make tracks.
01:23:31See you tomorrow at school.
01:23:33Yeah.
01:23:33See ya.
01:23:38Tough day.
01:23:40Couldn't have been tougher.
01:23:42You know what?
01:23:43I was...
01:23:45I was dying to get back,
01:23:46and now I'm worrying if it's the right thing.
01:23:49Are you sure you still wanna take that job?
01:23:51Two, right?
01:23:52I can't wait to get stuck in.
01:23:53And it means I can look after you.
01:23:55For a change?
01:23:56Hey, you forget that you're talking to the new and improved Melissa.
01:24:00I've told you, I'm not your stupid little kid sister anymore.
01:24:03I know, I'm sorry.
01:24:04We'd be really glad to have you around.
01:24:06Me too.
01:24:09Right.
01:24:10See ya.
01:24:16Looks like they've finally managed to rent next door.
01:24:19Hmm.
01:24:20Shall we go and say hello to our new neighbours?
01:24:23No.
01:24:24It would be the friendly thing to do.
01:24:26What, if you feel like being friendly?
01:24:33What's their problem?
01:24:34Oh, you know the rule.
01:24:35No public displays of affection, cause it is minging.
01:24:38I beg to differ.
01:24:42Get in the house.
01:24:44It's not illegal, you know.
01:24:45It's not that.
01:24:51Come on.
01:24:53What's wrong?
01:24:54Are you afraid the new neighbours will think we're immoral?
01:24:57I don't think you're gonna care what our new neighbours think, yeah?
01:25:00What do you mean?
01:25:03Hello.
01:25:04What the hell?
01:25:05Thought I'd treat you to some breakfast.
01:25:09Now our Denver won't be wanting us.
01:25:11Cause everyone likes sausages, don't they?
01:25:16Oh, come on.
01:25:16Let's get you on.
01:25:17Let's get you into bed, yeah?
01:25:22Sorry.
01:25:30Mickey, it's time for me to go home.
01:25:33Please.
01:25:34You're gonna go home now.
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