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00:30Hmm.
01:28Hi, Rachel.
01:29It's Kim.
01:31Amen.
02:06Hi, Phil.
02:07Morning.
02:08Morning.
02:09How was the break?
02:11Tried, um, tried calling you a couple of times.
02:15Oh, no, I just needed a bit of time to myself.
02:19No, of course.
02:21Of course you did.
02:22I'm desperate for a bit of alone time myself right now.
02:27Well, what I mean is, um, you know, with Melissa not coming back.
02:32Philip, he's driving me up the wall.
02:34The teenage boys, you know, who's hard enough coming into work every day with them.
02:39I'm sure.
02:40Oh, look, he's our new head of pastoral care.
02:43I wish I'd got the red carpet out, shouldn't we?
02:47Shall we go and say hello?
02:49Yeah.
02:57Miss Campbell?
02:59Are you back?
03:00Yeah.
03:00Stay in?
03:01Yeah.
03:02You're going to be teaching us again?
03:03I'm looking forward to it, Janice.
03:06Good to see you, Kim.
03:07Hi.
03:08Hi.
03:09It must be strange coming back to your old haunts.
03:12Yeah.
03:12Yeah, a lot of memories.
03:14This is Eddie Lawson, my deputy, and the other member of the management team.
03:17Eddie, nice to meet you.
03:18You too, Kim.
03:19I've got to say, Rachel, I'm blown away by what you've done here.
03:22There's a real family feel to the school.
03:26I hope that spreads to the management team.
03:28I hope you're not disappointed.
03:33Right.
03:33Well, shall we get started?
03:35Yeah.
03:35Oh, sorry.
03:36Do you mind just...
03:36Look, let me help.
03:37Yes, absolutely.
03:38Yeah, great.
03:38Could you?
03:39Thanks.
03:40Eddie, can you just grab a hold of that?
03:42Well, I'll...
03:45Hello, my gorgeous.
03:50Right.
03:51Perfect.
03:52Right.
03:53A baby?
03:55Yeah.
03:56You know, small human being.
03:59Yeah.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Get so aggravated
04:03Life isn't all that complicated
04:07It's just a thing you've got to do
04:10From day to day
04:11Don't let your mind go under
04:13Just look around and wonder
04:15Everything would be so...
04:18Hey.
04:20Guess what?
04:21What?
04:22Kim's back.
04:24With a baby.
04:26What baby?
04:27Well, hers.
04:28Thought she was too much of a feminist to get herself pregnant.
04:31It's a little girl.
04:33I'd say about one...
04:34One and a bit.
04:35So I'm thinking, that means Kim must have been pregnant when she left here.
04:39Bet that was a shock for Andrew.
04:40Why?
04:41I'm sure Andrew knows where her baby's come from.
04:43No.
04:44Shocked.
04:44Because it isn't his.
04:46Now, how can you be so sure?
04:48Well, erm, if you had a black coffee and I added milk, what would, what would happen?
04:57I'd have to make myself another coffee. I like mine black.
05:00That's not what I mean, Tom.
05:02She means that the baby isn't mixed race.
05:05You're allowed to see it, Steph.
05:07Well, you never know these days, do you?
05:11You never mention she came with a baby.
05:14Why should I?
05:17Grace settled in okay?
05:18Er, sort of.
05:20So how does it feel being back?
05:21Do you know what?
05:21I just want to get stuck in now.
05:24I am so glad to hear you say that.
05:27Right, okay.
05:28I saw this then.
05:30Well, I hope you went next week and to ease yourself in because I've got a careers event I needed
05:33to run this morning.
05:34Oh, right, careers event. I like the sound of that.
05:35Yeah, as long as it doesn't interfere with the exams.
05:38Hmm.
05:38Might have to talk me through how you think that might happen.
05:41Exactly, Kim.
05:42We can't have them getting the knickers in a twist over revision timetables.
05:45And they should be thinking about the futures, can we?
05:47Which is why I've asked the staff to invite some former pupils back.
05:51You know, to talk about successes, that sort of thing.
05:53All right, great.
05:54No shocks in store, I hope?
05:56No.
05:56A few familiar faces, so one I think everyone will recognise.
06:00Right.
06:01And they'll be waiting for you in the hall after registration.
06:04Great.
06:04Oh, and Steph's helping organise the day, so I'll join you up front in case there's any hassles.
06:09No, no, don't worry about it.
06:10Honest, I don't need a bouncer.
06:12Well, I'll pop my head round anyway, as it's your first day.
06:25You're missed.
06:25I miss you, but.
06:27So I am.
06:28Hey, must have missed you a lot too much.
06:30Have you been hitting the gym there, Bolter?
06:31Well, yes, I've been working out a bit.
06:33Excellent, excellent.
06:34And I hope you've had your cheeky bone removed.
06:39Hey, hello, stranger.
06:43What a surprise!
06:45Look who's here, everybody!
06:47Kim!
06:48Well, as you can see, we've installed a flat-screen TV, a spa and a bar since you've been away.
06:54Grantley, I am amazed.
06:57Well, you're not dead.
06:59Should be working in this place.
07:02Jasmine Karishi.
07:03Hey.
07:04It's nice to meet someone with a seam view on Grantley.
07:07Well, I'll see you all later, yeah?
07:09See you later.
07:12What's this?
07:13Oh, tell me you're doing a sponsored silence.
07:16How does 50p a fortnight sound?
07:19I'm trying to help you out, Grantley.
07:21I've planned and timetabled every English department meeting for the rest of the year.
07:25New term, new start.
07:28So you have?
07:30Will you look at that?
07:31It's just that if you don't plan them, then we tend not to have them.
07:33And you have a problem with that?
07:36Well, of course I do, don't you?
07:38See you both at third periods.
07:51Talk of that, hitting the ground running.
07:52Yeah, it's all your fault.
07:54Heard it was you that gave me the glowing reference.
07:56Well, me?
07:57I told them not to touch you with a barge pole.
07:59There was no one to come near you, Kim.
08:01Well, it sounded like you were doing an OK job.
08:03Well, OK is not good enough, is it?
08:06Long story.
08:10How are the girls?
08:12Me, because at Union closed.
08:15Listen, we'll catch up at lunchtime.
08:17All right.
08:19It's good to have you back.
08:23Everyone in their seats, books out, pens and pencils and equipment.
08:29How's it going?
08:30Fine.
08:34I'll tell you what, Rachel's the right nightmare to live with.
08:37Always going, aren't we?
08:39You should know how to switch off from being a teacher, you know, not like you.
08:42Yeah, well, off to your class, eh, Phil?
08:46Look, I hope you don't think I was involved.
08:50I don't.
08:51It's terrible what she did to you.
08:54Philip.
08:54Yeah.
08:56Someone had to do something.
08:57Do you know, I'll stop her from being such a bitch.
08:59Hey.
09:01Don't talk like that about your mum.
09:03Not ever.
09:07Yes, sir.
09:12Eddie.
09:14Hi.
09:15Um, just wanted to say sorry to hear about you, Melissa.
09:19Must have been really, um...
09:21I'll live.
09:22Fickle women, eh?
09:24Mm-hmm.
09:39Sorry, mate.
09:41Next time, you'll spend the morning in the cooler.
09:42Sit down.
09:46Hi, Molly.
09:47Good holiday.
09:49Well, I can see you have.
09:53Easter projects.
09:54I like them all handed in by the end of today's class.
09:58All of them.
10:07Chloe.
10:09Miss Campbell.
10:10Hey, good to have you back, miss.
10:12Thanks.
10:13Wow.
10:15No need to ask you what you've been up to.
10:17Ah, you wouldn't have heard, miss. Me and Chloe, we're married now. I've been for ages, haven't we?
10:22Yeah, but we didn't get married because of this, though.
10:26Oh, God, I don't know what to say.
10:28Er, congratulations, I suppose, yep. Congratulations. I'm a mum now, as well.
10:34Yeah?
10:34Mm.
10:37I hope you're going to give Chloe lots of support, Dante.
10:40Oh, yeah, of course. My little baby and all, innit?
10:42Oh, and we've got our own business now, miss. And this afternoon, I'm taking my hairdressing NVQ.
10:49What, about your A-levels?
10:51Yeah, but there's more money in doing folks' hair, innit there?
10:54Yeah, and I'm doing my, er, mechanics NVQ, as well.
10:59You two seem to have got it all worked out. Well done.
11:02Cheers, miss.
11:03Thanks.
11:06Hey, I don't mean to sound so embarrassed because you're pregnant, you know?
11:24All right, everyone, can I have some quiet, please?
11:26I'm Kim Campbell, some of you may remember me. I'm going to be running this session today.
11:30Quiet, please.
11:31Thank you very much.
11:32Okay, now, as you know, today is going to be a little bit different.
11:36Rather than your usual lessons, we're going to have the chance to meet some people who were once just like
11:41you,
11:41as in they were Waterloo Road pupils.
11:44And now, well, there are all sorts of different kinds of things.
11:47I think we can guess what Pete Sutherland is.
11:50Is he an astronaut?
11:52Any more comments like that?
11:54And it's you who's going to end up in outer space.
11:56We've got Aziz here.
11:58He's a junior doctor.
12:00Molly is a field coordinator for a charity.
12:02And Stephen is working for a national...
12:06International.
12:07Sorry.
12:09An international energy company as a business executive.
12:14Executive business project manager.
12:17Wow.
12:18How good does that sound?
12:19And I think we're still missing someone, aren't we?
12:23Are you ready?
12:43It's Sarah Leigh-Anne, oh my God, it's Sarah Leigh-Anne.
12:45Is it a joke?
12:46I can't believe it.
12:48It feels even better in real life.
12:52Miss, is it true?
12:54Sarah Leigh-Anne really coming?
12:56Well, if that's what it says.
12:58Not my type, really.
12:59Too flashy.
13:00You see, I don't think that these celebrities
13:02know what men really like.
13:04So I suppose you're into her?
13:06Yeah, a bit.
13:08I think she's a bit of a tramp.
13:09So, um, are we really going to meet her?
13:12Janice, she's just an ordinary person.
13:14You'll see when she gets here,
13:15she walks and talks just like the rest of us.
13:17Can you feel it?
13:18Come on, come on, come on.
13:20Can you feel it?
13:29Go on, go back to your work.
13:33That crazy?
13:34Yes, I know who it is.
13:35Get.
13:36My brother's got you all over his bedroom wall.
13:38Go now.
13:40Go on.
13:43Sarah Leigh-Anne.
13:45It's just like you caused a riot.
13:47Happens all the time.
13:52OK, I, what's it?
13:56Here, your plans that you've all got
13:58for the rest of your lives.
13:59All right, er, we will start with you.
14:03Um, a barrister.
14:04Me?
14:05International Playboy.
14:07Right, based in Rochdale.
14:09Adapter.
14:10Janice.
14:10I want to be a nursery nurse, Matt.
14:12We'll be kids.
14:14Miss Mason.
14:16Oh, my gosh.
14:26Oh, my gosh.
14:28Oh, my gosh.
14:31I'm blind now.
14:32Yeah, I'm blind.
14:33See?
14:34Hasn't got a clue.
14:36Oh, you're good.
14:37Yeah.
14:47I thought that Kim said
14:48she didn't want you to ever see her.
14:51Well, exactly.
14:53Look, Eddie, I think that you two
14:54should start again.
14:55Because, from what I'm seeing,
14:56you're not really making her feel very welcome.
15:05So, how does it feel
15:06to be the most famous glamour model ever?
15:08Well, you've, er,
15:09got to have natural talents, obviously.
15:12Loads of energy.
15:14You've got to spend loads of time getting ready.
15:16But the most important thing is
15:17that you've always got to look good
15:18because that's what you public expect.
15:20It's a 24-hour job, really.
15:22Sarah-Leanne, er, that's all great.
15:25But this is a careers event.
15:27Would you really call all that a job?
15:29Should check out my bank balance
15:31and then tell me it's not a real job.
15:33Miss, she's got her exercise video,
15:35perfume, calendar, luxury lingerie.
15:38I'm sure that the kids
15:39would love to quiz you about all that.
15:41Hey, I know what I'll be asking about.
15:42Who do you know?
15:43OK, everyone,
15:44our guests are going to be
15:46in the different classrooms,
15:47as indicated on your sheets.
15:49I'm going to come and check on you all later.
15:51A big thank you to all our guests
15:53for taking the time out today.
16:04Oh, and good luck to everyone
16:05with their NVQ exams.
16:08Am I with you then?
16:10May we, monsieur?
16:18How shall you see, class?
16:22So are we going, you know what?
16:24Yeah, this way.
16:28I'd love to be famous.
16:37Miss?
16:42Me and Donnie were really happy, you know?
16:45Well, you don't need to persuade me.
16:47But I've only been here for two minutes.
16:49I'm hardly going to start lecturing you
16:50on how to run your life, am I?
16:52Admit it, you were shocked
16:53when you'd seen I was married
16:55and I was pregnant.
16:57OK.
16:58I will say I was a little bit surprised.
17:02But, you know,
17:03you're doing great, aren't you?
17:06I just don't think that being pregnant
17:08and getting married
17:09should limit your future.
17:11Well, I can't do anything about it now, can I?
17:13Do you not think the best future
17:14for any child is
17:15to have a mum who can fulfil
17:17a true potential?
17:22Hey.
17:23Which lesson you've ever seen first?
17:25A policeman peeped.
17:26Really?
17:27What?
17:28Well, I would have thought
17:29with your experience
17:29shouldn't he be asking you the question?
17:32No, very funny.
17:34Fleer, come on, don't.
17:35Don't what?
17:36I really missed you.
17:40Haven't you missed me?
17:43You know what?
17:43Maybe we should just
17:44stay away from each other, yeah?
17:48Basically, my job boils down
17:50to how can I get the best
17:51from the team
17:51at the cheapest cost
17:53of the company.
17:56Yes, mate?
17:57What do you exactly do?
17:59Well, like I say,
17:59I facilitate
18:00and create solutions.
18:03How much does that pay?
18:06Let me answer that question
18:07like this.
18:11I don't get it.
18:13Whoa!
18:14Is that what you drive?
18:15Just because it's got the key ring.
18:17It's in the car park.
18:18Easy to spot.
18:20It's the Cabriolet.
18:21With six cylinders,
18:22620 torque,
18:23rear wheel drive,
18:24tiptronic gearbox.
18:40And it's done for the kid.
18:42It's aだshark voice.
18:43More joy.
18:46It's the cabriolet!
18:48Yeah.
18:53de ferr Deshalb optimment
18:54Well, have you had to do!
18:59what on earth so this is sarah leanne god almighty budging
19:07any more racket and you will stay in here for the rest of the day
19:15who's this trollop hey raspberry face who are you talking about get her out of here she looks
19:21like she's just stepped out of a porn magazine and you know all about that wouldn't you
19:29don't let nobody get away with nothing i need to touch up me makeup remind me where the losers are
19:35in this dump okay next question yeah i was just thinking you must have to be really fit to be
19:49a
19:49police yeah i have to keep in shape i can see that you see my boss your dad detective inspector
19:58mellor you kind of make sure of that i tell you what why not show him my arrest technique who
20:05wants
20:06to be arrested miss haydock you look quite guilty oh i don't think so come on are you going to
20:12come
20:12quietly or do i have to call for backup go on miss fine
20:23as you can all see we've got a particularly dangerous suspect here now you'd be surprised on a saturday
20:29night's the girls you've got to look out for not the fellas ah two right there especially when they've had
20:33a skin full as well
20:34well that would hardly be me in that case obviously i'd have to physically restrain her
20:38no no no it's not actually about hitting or harming in fact it's more about stopping them from
20:43harming themselves and obviously other people are you ready i suppose so okay we'll go to hit me
20:51okay
20:54oh
20:56stephanie haydock i'm arresting you for teaching french without due care and attention
21:13miss miss we were told sarah leanne was going to be here it's the only good thing about this stupid
21:19day so what's your name philip philip who ryan okay here's a tip for you philip ryan when you talk
21:29to
21:30me i expect you to be polite okay because if you aren't then i'm not going to be polite back
21:35and trust me i'm not going to like that
21:38there she is
21:40she takes ages to make fun that's why she's all perfect looking
21:48all right all right don't worry don't worry everybody sarah leanne will be back after the break to answer all
21:54your questions okay
22:24hopefully you're not going to let them down again
22:25what's your name for leanne yeah not sure what she's doing here
22:29he'll have pictures that were all over the shop when i'd share a room with him
22:34won't let me put any of my stuff on there i thought he was babyish
22:38that marnie would let you go
22:39don't share with him now we've got the new place
22:42what new place the new house right smarty it's better than that old place
22:47when did all this happen in the holidays marley took care of it all sorted everything did he tell you
22:53no we're not well i know now don't i
22:58here i gave one of her calendars to me uncle for christmas once and it actually made him smile
23:03yeah i bet it did eh marley
23:05what
23:06sarah leanne you would wouldn't you
23:07i would without a doubt
23:09yeah if you ranty let your jog on
23:11i'm serious if i got a chance i'll be all over that
23:16wait a minute if you got a chance
23:18it's like some sort of alternate reality or something
23:21shut up
23:23well it's not every day that your fantasy woman comes to school right
23:27maybe philippe should take his shot
23:29what ask her out
23:31yeah why not
23:32if he doesn't he's going to kick himself later aren't you mate
23:34i'm not sure
23:35come on what's the worst that can happen
23:37she can only say no and what she said yeah
23:39she won't no
23:40hey why not you should give it a go mate
23:42i just remembered i read somewhere she likes younger men
23:45oh you've got to know
23:47i don't think so guys
23:47you've got to do it
23:48you've got to or it'll sound like you were mouthing off earlier won't it
23:51alright well erm
23:56yeah
24:02so
24:02this is the staff room
24:04you know i was here five years this is the first time i've stepped over the threshold
24:08well er we like to have our little corner that's erm adults only
24:14erm can my friend tom make you a coffee
24:16do you do decaf
24:18er i can do you a herbal tea
24:22actually
24:23i'd rather have a sparkling water
24:26there's a tap there
24:28never mind
24:29ah
24:32so this is er
24:33this is your first time back since you left yeah
24:35too right
24:36first time back in rogerdale in six years
24:39hmm
24:39no we got any family up here
24:41yeah
24:41another reason i left
24:44i erm
24:46i tell you what
24:46how do you fancy a guided tour of the school
24:49i bet it's changed loads since you were last here
24:52yeah
24:53i'd love to have a look around the old place
24:55as long as you don't mind leading the way
24:57miss haydock
25:02thank you
25:06i remember my first day here
25:07i was petrified
25:10everybody was bigger than me
25:12i find that hard to believe
25:15you really don't remember me do you
25:18i do it's
25:21no i don't
25:23there was just so many of you
25:25well let me refresh your memory
25:26show us
25:28sutherland
25:32oh
25:33my
25:34god
25:34you were
25:36you were tiny
25:37oh
25:39little peter sutherland
25:41oh
25:46right
25:47we're all here
25:52well
25:53you're head of department
25:56you called the meeting
25:59no
26:00i timetabled what's supposed to be a regular meeting
26:03i was saving you a job
26:04er
26:05no
26:05you were sticking your oar in
26:07has it ever occurred to you the reason i don't arrange meetings is because we don't need them
26:12of course we need them
26:14or are you just trying to keep busy
26:16now that you and sport billy have split up
26:21i've got my eye on you
26:25i've got my eye on you
26:26hiya
26:27i thought you might want me to show you about again
26:29to be honest i thought there'd be someone to look after me
26:31you know officially
26:33what like an assistant
26:35i'll be your assistant
26:37yeah
26:38you're all right
26:40i need to touch up my makeup again
26:42you know the more you keep your fans waiting
26:44the more they love you
26:46here
26:47this way
26:47this way
26:49come back
26:53mascara
26:56it's nice and stuff innit
26:57they're expensive
26:58you need supermarket stuff and you end up looking like you're working one
27:06here
27:07try this
27:12i always hated those uniforms
27:14don't do anything for you
27:16i bet you've got a nice little figure underneath all that
27:19nah
27:20yeah
27:22i reckon you're a good model
27:24me
27:25i'm
27:25just average
27:26so was i
27:28yeah
27:29then you developed
27:31no
27:31i got surgery
27:33you'll wait forever if you wait for mother nature
27:35Sarah Leanne can i ask you a question?
27:38how much does the baby job cost?
27:41first was about two grand
27:43second was about double then
27:44and i'm looking forward to me third
27:50let's not keep the fans waiting
28:04everything all right?
28:08no
28:09no
28:10no not really
28:11is she not settling in?
28:12no nothing to do with the baby
28:13er
28:14it's you
28:14and your attitude
28:17look
28:17i've been brought into this school to take control
28:20all right
28:20i don't need you to supervise me
28:22thank you very much
28:23what if that's what you call looking after a new colleague
28:26look eddie
28:26i've been teaching for nine years
28:28all right if i need your help i will ask you
28:30i just
28:31want to clear up any confusion
28:32me
28:34i remember that
28:46no
28:47no
28:49no
28:52no
28:54that's amazing
28:54rachel i'm so sorry i just had a bit of trouble with grace
28:57right that can't be easy
28:59understatement
29:00if you need any extra help kim you must ask me because i can't let it impact on the kids
29:04you know
29:04i've got to put them first
29:06absolutely
29:11so
29:11have we got a full house
29:12well it certainly sounds like it maybe you want to go straight through and start
29:15hold that babe
29:17right then
29:19er
29:19hey why are you playing miss slavery to er
29:22sarah leah
29:23i'm not trying to help her
29:25well she's got two perfectly good hands of her own let her hold her own bag
29:28i don't mind giving her
29:29janice
29:30she's taking advantage of it
29:31she's got an inflated idea of her own importance and people like you are just encouraging that
29:36she picked me out of the whole school i've never even been near a dead famous person before
29:40yeah but she's dead famous for doing absolutely nothing
29:48i don't think anyone's coming pete
29:51well let's give them another five minutes
29:56you'll have to face it you've been upstaged by somebody new and shiny
30:00maybe
30:01don't worry it happens to us all
30:03yeah well it shouldn't
30:06older the berry
30:06sweeter the wine
30:08that's what i say
30:14i erm
30:16i should go and check on the other guests
30:18no
30:19i'll be fine
30:23okay
30:26if you say so
30:45i've thought of another one
30:47why are your ones infectious
30:51me mum never had a problem with it
30:53although that's not what the silly cow said when she sold her story to the papers
30:57i reckon that's the best bit of advice i can give you
31:00the only person you should trust is yourself
31:03everybody else will stab you in the back and give half a chance believe me
31:06especially if there's money involved
31:08who's next
31:10are you rich then
31:12me?
31:13yeah
31:13i'm loaded
31:16they say money can't buy you love
31:18i say
31:19who needs love
31:20when you've got six bedrooms
31:21a swimming pool
31:21and your own stables
31:22next
31:23did you always want to be a model?
31:26no
31:26i was going to be a nurse
31:28now there's a profession worth considering
31:31picked all the right subjects for it
31:32so what happened?
31:33couldn't be arsed doing the exams
31:36i'm joking
31:38what really happened is
31:39i did my first topless shots at 16
31:42and then i never looked back
31:45there is a problem being a model for a living though isn't there Sarah Leanne?
31:49name one
31:50well for a start your career doesn't last very long does it?
31:53i've been doing it for six years
31:55right and how long would you say you've got left?
31:58how should i know?
32:01well we all know from the magazines that everyone seems to read
32:05that they are only really interested in very young women
32:10i suppose what i'm saying is that
32:12even if you want to get into
32:14you know glamour modelling
32:17you still need to think about qualifications for getting a real job as well
32:21left school as soon as i could me
32:23that was before the exams
32:25so you didn't get any qualifications?
32:27not one
32:28they all went on at me about having something to fall back on
32:31but i've showed them haven't i?
32:33yeah
32:34okay then one more
32:37oh sorry
32:38out of time i'm afraid
32:40right well this is your last session so let's go
32:46come on everybody
32:47any of you who haven't spoken to aziz yet you are missing out on a treat
32:53i'm not going to ask you again come on move on
32:56yeah miss we want to stay here
32:58you said we could go to any of the sessions we wanted
33:00well cos she was late we didn't have a full lesson with sarah and leanne
33:04no
33:06fine
33:10i'm dry
33:19right
33:21where were we?
33:29hey you ready then?
33:31ah come on you're not nervous are you?
33:35babe all you're doing is a couple of haircuts
33:37alright you could do that in your sleep
33:39i know
33:41babe just act as though the examiner's not even there man yeah?
33:45i mean that's what i'm going to do
33:46just another normal day in the workshop as far as i'm concerned
33:50just another day
33:52just another day
33:54come on
33:59for this exam you'll be expected to colour and highlight your model's hair before
34:04cleaning and replacing the spark plugs
34:06after that i want to see
34:08a good cut and finish with a blow-dry
34:12you'll be marked on the right use of products
34:14and the proper tools
34:15any questions?
34:16you may begin
34:44i don't want to be me
34:45look at yourself
34:47do you see the same i do
34:50you want and you got but i can't live without you
34:56air in a bit
35:04no
35:06nobody told me
35:08that you do this to me
35:10nobody told me
35:13i have this inside me
35:16look in the mirror
35:18i don't recognize me
35:20All of this time and you still can't surprise me
35:28Every day
35:33Every way
35:36Now I haven't had half the surgery that the papers say I have.
35:39But you've had some.
35:40Yeah, of course.
35:42A girl can't get by without a little bit of lipo here and a little bit of Botox there.
35:47Better than dieting or sticking your fingers down your throat every time you eat.
35:50Oh, you could try, some of you may have heard of this, the natural way.
35:54Just accept that you're getting older, eat healthily and do a little bit of exercise.
35:59Does it hurt? I mean, plastic surgery.
36:02Yeah, it feels like a three-car pile-up.
36:05But then the nice doctor comes along with some nice little white pills
36:09and before you know it, he's sat up in bed flicking through this week's edition of L.O. magazine.
36:15I'd rather have a boob job than go on holiday.
36:18No, let's get something clear here.
36:21A lot of these women are having surgery for all the wrong reasons.
36:25Because the man wants them to or because they've got a bad body image.
36:29Because they see models and think that it's glamorous to be a stick insect.
36:32You have to suffer to be glamorous.
36:35Please, Sarah Leanne, we really need some truth in this.
36:40The truth?
36:43The truth about how I'm ashamed about what I do for a living.
36:48That every time I take my clothes off for a photo shoot, I feel violated.
36:53And that no matter how much money I've got, it won't stop me from feeling lonely.
36:57Is that what you want me to say?
37:02If that's the truth, then yeah.
37:05Well, it's not.
37:05It's a lord of crap.
37:10Yeah, well, I'm not so sure that that isn't the real Sarah Leanne.
37:13Or if not for you, then for thousands of women who make the mistake of thinking that surgery is going
37:19to solve all the problems.
37:20Don't get me wrong, love.
37:22I couldn't give a monkey's about what you think about me.
37:24Why doesn't that surprise me?
37:26Teachers do gooders.
37:28You go on about kids having choices, but only choices that you approve of.
37:32Yeah.
37:33I take my clothes off for a living, but that was my choice.
37:37And I make a lot of money doing it.
37:38Yeah.
37:39Yeah, I've had a little bit of work done, but I think I look pretty good.
37:43And as for the parties and champagne, you want to try it, darling?
37:47It's brilliant.
37:50You know what's a real shame?
37:53That brain of yours could have been put to such good use.
37:57But if you want to carry on partying for England, fine.
38:04Right.
38:06Any more questions?
38:08Well, nothing serious as in a let's go down the aisle together, but me and the previous headmaster, Jack, Jack
38:16Rimmer, we had a thing going on for quite a long time.
38:20Years, in fact.
38:22And what happened?
38:26He, um...
38:27Well, he was, um, too clingy.
38:34I want to know who used to pop your cork.
38:36I bet, right, Tracy Draper was your type.
38:41No.
38:43Okay.
38:44Gillian Howerson?
38:45No.
38:46Hmm.
38:48You were my funnest woman, actually.
38:52Probably your worst nightmare these days.
38:55No, no, you've still got it going on, Miss Haydott.
38:58Well, you'd certainly have a way with words, Pete.
39:06Look, would it be weird if I were to, say, ask you out?
39:14Yeah.
39:16Yeah, it would be weird.
39:19Oh.
39:20Er, okay.
39:22But as I happen to like weird, you can pick me up after school.
39:26See ya?
39:30No, no.
39:31See ya?
39:33Hey, one at the time, please.
39:38See ya next.
39:40I'm not doing it.
39:42What are you after, darling?
39:43Have I got a photo with you, please?
39:49You get it?
39:50Right, take it.
39:51I'm not doing it.
39:52I'm not doing it.
39:52I'm not doing it.
39:53I'm not doing it.
39:56See, easy.
39:57Well, you know.
39:58Nah, I don't think so, to be honest, babe.
40:00Come on, Phil, you don't want to miss your big chance, eh?
40:02No, that's wrong.
40:03Worried about bad breath.
40:04Might have a bit of B out.
40:06I'll just say she's going to laugh at me, things.
40:10It's going to do it.
40:12No, he's not.
40:13Me, darling.
40:14Excuse me.
40:15How about you, darling?
40:16What are you after?
40:19What, is that an art graph?
40:20Have you got a pen?
40:21No, actually, I was going to...
40:22Never mind, I'm for a graph taking instead.
40:25I was going to ask you a question, actually.
40:27And you can say no, if you want, obviously, but...
40:29Darling, I'm not getting any younger.
40:31Okay, it's not...
40:32It's fine.
40:34What the hell is going on here?
40:36Miss, it was an accident.
40:38It was, honestly, I just...
40:39Yeah, right.
40:40You do know that was sexual assault, don't you?
40:42What?
40:43No, I didn't.
40:43I'm really sorry.
40:44That shouldn't have happened.
40:45Denise, can you take Sarah Leanne to my office, please?
40:47Come on, I'm not going to...
40:48Miss, I was pushed.
40:49Save it.
40:50You can explain it to Miss Mason.
40:51Come on.
41:04Hi.
41:05This boy's just sexually assaulted one of our guests.
41:08He grabbed Sarah Leanne's breasts.
41:09You'd better not have, lad.
41:11I told you I was pushed.
41:12Oh, really?
41:13By whom?
41:14Sorry.
41:15Yeah, exactly.
41:16I saw it with me own eyes.
41:17Sorry, I'm a bit shocked, because, um...
41:19Philip's my nephew.
41:22And don't expect to be treated any differently because of that, Philip.
41:25I didn't do it, okay?
41:26What she said...
41:27I was just going to...
41:29They said I wouldn't.
41:30Who said?
41:32Could you just take him down to the cooler, please?
41:34Get him to calm down a bit.
41:35Come on.
41:36Quite an eventful morning, Miss Campbell.
41:43Look, I didn't realise that it was family, but even if I had, I would have reacted in
41:48exactly the same way.
41:50Oh, of course you would.
41:51I'm sorry about this, Kim.
41:52I didn't think your first day back at Waterloo Road would be a day like this.
41:55It's fine.
41:56I can go up.
41:57But you do realise we will have to pursue Philip if Sarah Leanne decides to press charges?
42:03Yes.
42:03I'm well aware of that.
42:06Okay.
42:12Oh!
42:19Pete.
42:22Obviously, I don't normally do anything like this.
42:24Yeah.
42:25I'm just glad you're making an exception to me, Miss Haydock.
42:28Stephanie.
42:29What?
42:30Well, I think all things considering, you could call me by my first name.
42:33Right, yeah.
42:43Why don't we go back to your place?
42:47Um...
42:47What?
42:49What's the problem?
42:51Nothing.
42:52Hey, hey, hang on a minute.
42:54You little liar.
42:56You're married, aren't you?
42:58No, absolutely not.
43:00Well, what were we waiting for?
43:02It's a small problem.
43:03My mum and dad.
43:08How did the exam go?
43:10Plunked it.
43:11What?
43:11No, I don't think you're telling me the truth, are you?
43:15Okay, I walked out.
43:18Chloe, why?
43:20I don't know.
43:22I kind of didn't like what I was turning into.
43:26What you were saying this morning.
43:28Yeah.
43:29You were having a go at me, weren't you?
43:31No, I wasn't.
43:32Yeah, about how I've ruined my life.
43:35I know you're thinking how disappointed my mum would be in me.
43:39All Izzy ever wanted was for you to be happy.
43:48Then she would be disappointed.
44:03You think a lot of Bolt and Smiley, don't you?
44:07He's all right.
44:10He's a mate.
44:11Mate.
44:14Mates are people you get on with.
44:16Not show off to.
44:20That's what you were doing, wasn't it?
44:22When you ended up groping her.
44:26No.
44:29See,
44:30I believed you when you said you were pushed.
44:34I don't believe you now.
44:38I just want to have some friends.
44:43No one wants me around.
44:47Not you, not...
44:49Rachel.
44:53Even my mum's just left me.
44:57How could you leave me here?
45:00I hate it.
45:07Hey, come on, Philip.
45:09Huh?
45:13Don't worry.
45:15I'll sort it.
45:17OK?
45:26Sorry, Leanne, look, what Philip did is inexplicable.
45:28What, that?
45:30It was nothing.
45:31At least he was showing his appreciation.
45:34Stop doing this to yourself.
45:35Get some self-respect.
45:38If you let men think it's OK to grop me, then before you know it, they're going to be doing
45:41a lot worse.
45:42Just a waste of space, am I?
45:43No, I'm not saying that.
45:45That's what the old Getz said.
45:48My old headmaster.
45:50A tart and a waste of space.
45:53Said all I'd ever be was a dole dosser.
45:55Why would he?
45:56Because I just told him I was pregnant.
45:58And then he told me to get out before he expelled me.
46:02I thought that you'd left because of the modelling.
46:09Look, I'm sorry if it seems like I've been a...
46:13Snotty little cow.
46:15I have been called a lot worse in this place.
46:18I didn't mean to judge you.
46:20You did a pretty good job.
46:23Look, all you need to know is I wouldn't be without my little boy.
46:27The pictures, the calendars, it's all been for him.
46:33I didn't mean to offend you.
46:35You gave me a run for me money.
46:38Nobody's done that for a while.
46:41I quite enjoyed it.
46:45Thanks.
46:46I think.
46:47Let's not get emotional.
46:49My mascara's too flame and expensive for me to start crying.
47:00Ah, Miss Campbell.
47:02These boys have got something they like to say.
47:06Miss, it was us that pushed Philip into Sarah Leigh-Anne.
47:09Yeah, and we're very sorry.
47:11We didn't know he, er...
47:15We didn't mean to embarrass you or frighten you or anything.
47:17Frighten me.
47:19Sweet aunt, you want to try doing a personal appearance in Maestro's,
47:23Middlesbrough's premier night spot.
47:25That'd show you the true meaning of fear.
47:32Go to the cooler.
47:33Apologise to Philip, then get back to class.
47:39You might want to apologise to him as well.
47:49Steph.
47:51It's, er...
47:51It's Miss Haydock to you.
47:54It's fine by me.
47:58Look...
48:00I don't want to be part of your naughty schoolboy fantasy.
48:03Oh, my God.
48:03I don't want to be part of your naughty boy fantasy.
48:06Oh, my God.
48:28I don't want to be part of your naughty boy.
48:32Welcome to my fantasy
48:39I'll take you to ecstasy
48:45I don't know, I don't want to go, huh?
48:57Philip.
48:57Philip, I think that me and you have got off to a bit of a bad start.
49:05Not my fault.
49:07That's not strictly true, is it?
49:11Maybe not.
49:14Because you were a bit of a prat earlier on,
49:18maybe I jumped to conclusions that I shouldn't have.
49:23I shouldn't have overreacted the way that I did, and I'm sorry.
49:29It's all right, miss.
49:33Come on. Let's get you out of here.
49:37Miss.
49:41Truth is, well, what I'm trying to say is, um,
49:47when I, um, she was so near that I...
49:51But you didn't, did you?
49:52Well, not intentionally, anyway.
49:54But I hope you realise that if you had,
49:57just how serious that would have been.
50:01Yes, miss.
50:12Just what I say goodbye and thank you.
50:15You've been a little star looking after me today.
50:17What are you thanking me for?
50:19Helping me make a decision?
50:20Well, I guess that's what they got me in for.
50:23So what have you decided?
50:25I want to be just like you.
50:26Do what you do, model.
50:28Right.
50:29I remember you saying that I might need a bit of help with.
50:34But I'm saving up for that.
50:36Don't come cheap, you know.
50:37Not if you want it doing right.
50:43Here.
50:46Give him a bell.
50:47Tell him I sent you.
50:49And I'll take a bit off for you.
50:51The bill, that is.
50:53Thanks.
51:23Look, I'm sorry.
51:24I'm sorry if you think that I'd written you off.
51:26Why should you be any different from everyone else?
51:28I just, I think you've got so much going for you.
51:31Not anymore.
51:32Screwed it up.
51:34Would you say that?
51:34But I don't understand how.
51:36I thought hairdressing was what I wanted to do.
51:40I've been giving it everything.
51:41Yeah, to the detriment of your A-levels.
51:44I've seen your predicted grades, Chloe,
51:46and they're not good enough to get you into university.
51:48I couldn't go, even if I wanted to.
51:51The baby.
51:51But what if you did want to?
51:53I can't.
51:54Chloe, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.
51:57That's not true.
52:00Right, it says that the girl who was married at 16
52:02is running her own business.
52:04Look, you are not a write-off, Chloe,
52:06and neither are your A-levels.
52:07You just need to make time for them.
52:10I could stop hairdressing.
52:13Is that what you want to do?
52:17Yeah.
52:18Yeah, it's what I want to do.
52:20Okay.
52:22Good.
52:22Well, you've got just enough time to pull it back
52:25if you put your head down.
52:27And you might have to cross your legs
52:29for the last couple of weeks, but...
52:34When did you start working?
52:37Sorry, what do you mean?
52:39When you were pregnant.
52:43Oh, erm...
52:44I can't remember.
52:47Well, how long was it before you went back to work,
52:49after you had her?
52:51Not long.
52:52Is it really tough being a working mum?
52:56It's harder than I expected, as it turns out.
53:00But you've got Dante and Tom, and you've got me.
53:05You're not on your own, Chloe.
53:20So what do you think?
53:22Well, look, you've only been here a day,
53:23and already you've sorted out my biggest problem.
53:25I'm glad I've done something right.
53:27Honestly, I don't know who's more unreasonable,
53:29Eddie Lawson or Grace.
53:31No, you'll sort it out with Eddie.
53:32He's a good man.
53:34But, yeah, it's going to be hard with Grace,
53:37and doing the job, bringing up a child on your own.
53:40I'm assuming that Andrew isn't around.
53:42Well, he's still in Africa.
53:45He's not Grace's dad.
53:47Yeah, Stafford already worked that one out.
53:52Look, a lot's gone on.
53:54And I've not been trying to keep it secret.
53:57I just, you know, I don't know where to start.
54:00We'll try the beginning.
54:02You and Andrew go to Rwanda to get it on.
54:04No, no, no.
54:06We go to do humanitarian work with victims of genocide.
54:10Oh, of course.
54:10I mean, I didn't...
54:11Turns out it's not the sexiest of settings,
54:15and...
54:16just...
54:17didn't happen.
54:19Well, it must have happened with somebody.
54:23Look, all you need to know
54:25is that Grace is my little girl.
54:28OK?
54:39I've got just about enough time to get it all in.
54:42Yeah, brilliant.
54:44OK, well, I'm going to get started.
54:46What?
54:48Now come on with me.
54:49Come home later.
54:51Yeah.
54:53It's a piece of cake, by the way.
54:55What was?
54:58My exam.
54:59I walked it.
55:00Oh, great.
55:02Well done.
55:21Hey.
55:22So when are you going to tell me about this new place?
55:25I took it from the den.
55:26Did you?
55:27Yeah.
55:28So what's it like?
55:31Why do you care?
55:32Because I'm glad you've got things sorted now.
55:34Things are better.
55:35Maybe now other things can get back to normal.
55:37That's not what you mean, though, is it, Flick?
55:39Mally, I just think we should give it another try.
55:42I know you still have feelings for me.
55:43Flick, you know nothing.
55:45Look, I've tried to be nice about this.
55:48I am not interested.
55:49All right?
55:50I don't believe you.
55:52Well, then believe this.
55:54You mean nothing to me.
55:56You never had.
55:58Okay, and you following me around like this, okay?
55:59It's not going to change that.
56:01Okay?
56:02Okay.
56:03No reason and no reason and no reason and no reason.
56:09Kim?
56:12Listen.
56:13I'm sorry I wasn't more help to you today.
56:16Yeah, I didn't notice that you'd disappeared for most of it.
56:18Well, it's just that Pete's ego needed a bit of massaging.
56:21Oh, like anything else needed?
56:23I don't think he was best pleased that not many kids wanted to follow in his footsteps.
56:27You know, into the law.
56:28Little lamb.
56:28Oh, yeah, little lamb.
56:43How's he doing?
56:44He's still fragile.
56:46Might be something to do with his mother abandoning him.
56:50Why didn't you tell me, Rachel?
56:53Because it's not your problem anymore, Eddie.
56:55And that's not me being mean.
56:56I mean, after what she did, it's...
56:57What if I wanted it to be my problem?
57:00He's suffering.
57:02I know.
57:02I get that.
57:03I get why he's angry.
57:05God, I'm angry with Melissa.
57:07I could kill a little liar.
57:09She's not the only one who lied.
57:12I didn't even know her, Rachel.
57:16I just didn't want to be alone anymore.
57:20Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
57:23I'll see you tomorrow.
57:26Bye.
57:26Bye.
57:34Bye.
57:36Bye.
57:40Bye.