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00:29I'll see you next time.
00:39That's the third one this week.
00:40Tom, not in the kitchen.
00:48Dead birds on the doorstep. That's how serial cures start.
00:52We don't know it till.
00:53Well, we will do soon.
00:56So we get him on camera, and then what?
00:58Well, then it's not our problem any more.
01:02Right, all set.
01:04Ready to go, babe?
01:06Can you give me a minute
01:08to say goodbye?
01:09Bye.
01:10Bye.
01:38You sure you don't want to stay here
01:39until you find somewhere to buy?
01:42Er...
01:42We've arranged to pick up the keys at lunch.
01:45Well, I hope you're renting cheap. It's hard enough for me to get a mortgage these days.
01:49Yeah, of course. It's sorted.
01:52You're three of us now, Tom.
01:55I'm gonna miss you.
02:02And you, soft lad.
02:04We're very happy for you, aren't we, love?
02:07Yeah.
02:08Right, well, Shipley Heights, here we come, eh?
02:34Do you know it's six, Maxine?
02:36It's a stain of mine, aren't you?
02:38I don't think so, do you?
02:40I hope so, Tom.
02:45What happened to be so obvious?
02:47I don't know.
02:48I'll tell you what, I'm gonna swing for him one of these days, the cheeky little git.
02:53Grantley?
02:55Grantley?
02:56Hmm?
02:56Oh, for the love of God, give her a call.
02:58But most certainly will not.
03:01If that woman wants to ring me with an apology, then fine.
03:05Right, well, you're gonna have to find somewhere else to stay, aren't you?
03:08Because you're only supposed to be crashing at mine for a couple of nights, not the old flaming week.
03:11Er, the dissolution of my marriage was not, as I recall, a solo endeavour.
03:17Yes, and I've tried to explain to Fleur that it was all a misunderstanding, but you staying with me is
03:21hardly making things better, is it?
03:23Anyway, I've got enough to worry about with Maxine without you moping about.
03:26Come on, get out, come on, get out!
03:28Oi!
03:30You know what?
03:33Just leave me!
03:35Just leave me!
03:35Just leave me!
03:36You're coming!
03:37You're coming out there!
03:38You're with me.
03:40Here you go, punch man.
03:43There you go.
03:54We'll touch that far with you, love.
03:56Goodbye.
04:00A falconry demonstration.
04:01You asked me to look after the Earl situation.
04:05Is it one of Mel's ideas?
04:07No.
04:08It's mine.
04:10We don't know this has got anything to do with Earl or any of our students.
04:13Tom seems convinced.
04:14Yeah, well, Tom's been saying a lot of things.
04:16The entire lesson, well, it looks like you're saying Earl's guilty.
04:21It's not all about him.
04:23There are other kids who'll benefit loads from an experience like this.
04:26Besides, if this bloke can teach wild animals to do what he tells them to.
04:30I think our kids are going to need a little bit more than birdseed.
04:33So do falcons.
04:34It takes a lot of patience to earn their trust.
04:36It'd be a good lesson in discipline, responsibility.
04:38Well, you haven't exactly left me a lot of choice, have you?
04:41Rachel, you asked me to handle this and I'm handling it.
04:44If you don't like what I'm doing...
04:45Okay, all right.
04:45You're right.
04:46It's your call.
04:47But remember, my name is on that risk assessment.
04:50It'll run like clockwork.
04:55Excuse me.
04:57One second, Mr. Hedock.
04:59Arms on...
05:03Pupils and staff are the same.
05:15Yes, well, I was running late this morning.
05:18Oh.
05:20Oh.
05:21Oh.
05:21How many times there is nothing going on.
05:26If you must know, I told a stupid lie because I didn't want to go out with you.
05:30And if you'd kept your flaming mouth shut, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
05:34I'll have to take these on, my friend.
05:36Deadly weapons in the wrong hands.
05:38Oh, very funny.
05:40Come on.
05:43This is revenge, is it?
05:45Excuse me?
05:47Fine.
05:47You win.
05:49Well, if it puts a stop to all this nonsense, I will let you take me out once.
05:53But I'm not cheap.
05:54Now give.
05:57That ship is sealed.
05:59You're not the woman of principle I thought you were.
06:01So the ladies are beating the path to your door, are they?
06:04An offer like that doesn't stay on the shelf very long.
06:07What, you got somebody else?
06:10Right.
06:11Well, she's not having my hairspray.
06:13As you would.
06:19Right, one at a time, please, one at a time.
06:22Oi!
06:23I can't wait.
06:26Edeltson.
06:27Dewitt.
06:28Kelly.
06:30Surprise, surprise.
06:37Sorry I'm late, sir.
06:39That's the third time this week.
06:40What's today's excuse?
06:41I had a little bit of trouble dropping prints off in the crash.
06:44That the latest euphemism for sorry I slept in, sir?
06:49Right.
06:49As you know, our beloved head boy is currently taking part in a foreign exchange programme.
06:55Doubtless two months of taxpayers' money learning how to build sandcastles, but apparently you cannot live without a replacement in
07:03the meantime.
07:04Nominees have been putting themselves forward all week.
07:08I did a good thing, but you might not say it that way.
07:10And the finalists are Matthew Older, Simon Hoskins, Andrew Edeltson, and Marley Kelly.
07:19Candidates will be making their speeches to the year groups this afternoon.
07:23Hmm.
07:27Slowly...
07:34Right, new lot. Lessons are cancelled.
07:37I thought I'd change the pecking order for today.
07:39So, I've drafted in...
07:41The Flying Squad.
07:45Right, Steve.
07:47Alright.
07:49Come on.
07:55Falconry. Oldest sport in the world. Anyone done it before?
08:00My grandad's got a Kez on video.
08:02Well, it's a start.
08:03It's not a sport.
08:04No. Javelin, discus, shotput, all originated from hunting. You versus your opponent in a race to catch the prey.
08:13Only difference is the weapon you use.
08:16Now, I suppose some of you like to think you're top of the food chain, eh?
08:19Well, these birds are the real deal.
08:22Highly skilled predators who hunt smaller animals for survival.
08:29Anyone hungry? Young man.
08:36Is this a wind-up?
08:37Eh?
08:39You think of what those birds on Tom's doorstep just like everyone else, don't you?
08:42It's got nothing to do with that.
08:44Either way, you're trying to make a fool of me.
08:56Bring in birds to a bird killer.
08:59Still getting mysterious gifts at your door?
09:03There'll be horse's head in me bed next.
09:04Hmm.
09:05Counsel said I have to get it on camera. One more strike and they're out.
09:09Oh, Eddie and Rachel will be pleased.
09:11Take more than a little birdie show to get through to that lad.
09:15I'll give it till the end of the day before the little hooligan bites its head off and spits it
09:19back in Eddie's face.
09:20Yeah. More like lunchtime.
09:23A small wager, is it, shall we say? Fifty pounds?
09:27Oh, you're good for it this time, are you?
09:29Of course.
09:31How about we say the loser has to do the other one's marking for a month?
09:39They'll be wreaking havoc by lunch.
09:47That's right.
09:53Hey, this isn't what you think it is.
09:56Steve's here for everyone's benefit.
09:57Do me a favour.
09:59You might as well paint guilty on my forehead.
10:02Do you honestly think I'm crazy enough to be hurting those little animals like Tom says?
10:05No, I don't.
10:06So what's all this for then?
10:07To make a point.
10:08Show them you're not what they say.
10:10Look, Earl.
10:11I'm one of the few people fighting your corner right now.
10:14I went to a lot of trouble organising this.
10:16You wanna just throw it back in me face?
10:20Fine.
10:21Jack it in.
10:22Prove you've got something to hide.
10:24Ah, reverse psychology.
10:26Alright, you want honesty.
10:28How about this?
10:29You fail, I fail.
10:32Better.
10:33Just don't expect me to enjoy it.
10:41Heads down and planning as normal, I'm afraid, guys.
10:45Some of us just aren't doing badly enough to get our own avian display.
10:50Fancy volunteering all to be head boy as well.
10:52That's gonna go on all day?
10:54You should've asked.
10:56You've hardly been around.
10:58Anyway, I've gotta spend most of my free time with whoever wins this thing.
11:02I don't much like the other lads on offer.
11:05Yeah, it's not two euro, is it?
11:06No.
11:07I only put your name forward.
11:09People have to vote for you to be in the final.
11:11Settle down.
11:15Thought I'd rigged it right.
11:17Believe it or not, your year group actually likes you.
11:24People like him better.
11:26Who?
11:27Simon Hoskins.
11:29He's a cardboard cutout.
11:31You've got edge.
11:33What?
11:34I'm bothering you with the other ones that hurt a psycho bird killer.
11:37Yeah.
11:39Look, Flick, I'd love to do it, but I've got my family to look after.
11:42That's your mum's job?
11:43Yes.
11:44And you know what she's like?
11:45Oh, your mum's a drunk and you're a spinal snowoper.
11:47Pour me, pour me, pour me another drink.
11:52Truth hurts?
11:54Maybe you should just not bother.
11:56Take it easy like the rest of your stupid family.
11:58Settle down.
12:13Look at it!
12:23Chloe, where's all the stuff gone?
12:26That was for sure, Flack.
12:27You don't actually get the stuff that's in it.
12:30Oh, yeah.
12:31Yeah, of course.
12:33It's so much bigger than I remember.
12:37Are you sure we can afford it?
12:40Chloe, please.
12:41You're going to have 75 grand coming in off Tom.
12:44That's not even taking into account
12:46what we're bringing in from Chloe's Cuts and My DVDs.
12:49Alright?
12:50We're going to make three times the rent on this gaff.
12:53We are going to have loads left over.
12:56And then we'd better start getting some stuff in then.
13:04Morning.
13:04I'm ringing about the one-bedroom flats on Shipley Heights.
13:10Yes.
13:12The paper quotes £350 a week.
13:16That's obviously some kind of a typo.
13:19That's per calendar month, yeah?
13:23Weekly.
13:24For a one-bedroom flat you want lucky enough.
13:33What can't they?
13:34This break-up's killing them.
13:36Killing Nemo, like?
13:38Racing on 24-7.
13:39Empty wine rack.
13:41Have you tried getting them back together?
13:42They won't even talk to each other.
13:45Some rubbish about the principle of the thing.
13:47Well, maybe they need to move on and meet other people.
13:51Oh, not that again.
13:52It's a valid community initiative, Steph.
13:54Once a month we'll get all the single parents together and we can have teachers as well.
13:59What, you think I'm begging?
14:00No, but someone is.
14:03Yes, begging for Fleur.
14:05So let's show him who else is out there.
14:07Get him off your plate.
14:09And is Rachel approved of this?
14:12Well, no, but, I mean, if we get enough takers, then...
14:14Right.
14:15Leave it to me.
14:16A few more flyers.
14:18Free booze.
14:18We're laughing.
14:20Now.
14:21You make sure Cupid brings his bow.
14:23I'll bring Bullseye.
14:31The bird of prey will try and train you, given half a chance.
14:35Reckoning them in can take months.
14:36Or even years.
14:37Bit like this talk, then.
14:39Boring yet, am I?
14:40Yeah.
14:41I don't see anything impressive about showing off some tied up birds to a bunch of kids who
14:45have no choice to be here either.
14:47We all know who we're here for.
14:49Michaela.
14:49There's no captives here.
14:51They're free to go at any moment, just like you are.
14:54It's true.
14:55The only means I've got of keeping track of this fella is this little device here.
15:06But ultimately, there's no guarantee that he'll come back, any more than there's any guarantee
15:10that you'll turn up at school tomorrow.
15:13I've just got to hope that I've built up enough trust, coupled with a little bit of bribery,
15:17to show him I can offer him an easier life here than he'd have out in the wild.
15:23This is a lure, a little toy to simulate the hunt.
15:27Now, if I can get you to form a line down here, we'll see if Kez over there fancies a
15:31game of catch.
15:31We'll see you next time.
15:33We'll see you next time.
16:20So I managed to get his attention.
16:22The question is, have I got yours?
16:33It's not like you to be vandalising school property, Mr Kelly.
16:36I'm just taking my name off this ad boy thing here.
16:39Oh.
16:40I don't want my idea, really.
16:41Flick kind of did it without asking.
16:43Yeah, I know she just told them, actually.
16:45She obviously feels quite strongly that you should be in the running.
16:48You know they've been voting for you all week.
16:50It's fine.
16:51I'm not really good at responsibility anyway.
16:53Well, you seem quite responsible for your family.
16:56Yeah?
16:57Yeah.
16:58You should try telling that to me, Mum.
17:08Well, it looks like some of you are still having problems with the coursework.
17:14And some of you just have other things on your mind.
17:18Bolton.
17:22Bolton!
17:23Sorry, ma'am.
17:25Find you had any particular problems with your essay?
17:28Nah.
17:29No.
17:31If you spent less time floating like a butterfly, I wouldn't have to sting you with a D.
17:36Muhammad Ali.
17:38Well, you're obviously not so close up about your boxing history either.
17:43I'll be writing about me soon anyway.
17:45Cleaver's going to make me world champion.
17:47Right, so why don't we just concentrate on Dickens' great expectations for the meantime, yeah?
17:52Oh, I'd love to miss, but I've got to dip out early innit?
17:55Sorry?
17:56I've got a visit at the boxing gym.
17:57Cleaver wants me to go.
17:59No chance.
18:00You're going to be staying put till the end.
18:02No way.
18:04You can't meet me.
18:06Bolton!
18:07Sit down!
18:10Sit down!
18:15No.
18:16I've got to go innit?
18:19The only place you're going to be going to is the killer.
18:37Melissa got to you as well then, has she?
18:40Oh, stop the nonsense.
18:42Oh, come on.
18:44Might be a laugh if you're game.
18:47Is that all my break up is to you?
18:49Of course it isn't, Grantley, but you're going to have to jump back on the dating bandwagon sooner
18:54or later.
18:55Didn't take Fleur long.
18:56I don't want to know.
18:58Look, I felt responsibly, you know, for breaking you two up, so I invited Fleur to this.
19:06Jumped at the chance.
19:08Nearly bit me hand off.
19:10You snooze, you lose, Grantley.
19:22Who wants to be the first to hold the peregrine falcon?
19:27Me.
19:28What a surprise.
19:29How about you then, Michaela?
19:33Right, put your glove on then.
19:35Just let him step up onto you.
19:38Of course, in the old days, they were all about different birds for different status.
19:43I know which one I'm having then.
19:45Paris Oak?
19:46Sienna?
19:48Not likely, son.
19:49Not unless you want a nasty peck on the cheek.
19:51What, so I don't even get a go?
19:52You can have a go on the peregrine falcon.
19:55I wouldn't have rode this one.
19:57Nah.
19:58Trust me, son.
19:59She's a fiery one.
20:01Not a big fan of us humans.
20:02That makes two of us.
20:08Last owner didn't look after her properly.
20:10Mother abandoned her.
20:12You don't like me, eh?
20:15Go on, can I order?
20:16Please.
20:20I'm sorry, son.
20:22Can't take the risk.
20:23She might take a bite out of you.
20:25Earl.
20:26He doesn't want you touching his birds.
20:28Get over it.
20:30He's heard about your reputation.
20:32Same as the rest of us.
20:33Michaela, another one like that and it's the cooler.
20:43Who's done what now?
20:45No, no.
20:46Everything's fine.
20:48No, I just thought that, erm, well, you could come in and we could have a little catch up.
20:51Oh, yeah?
20:53Phone's not working?
20:56Erm, Marley has pulled out of running for head boy this afternoon.
21:00I've tried talking with him, but he...
21:03Well, I just thought that maybe you could have a word.
21:07You called me all the way down here like someone's died for that.
21:10It's a really good opportunity for his CV.
21:13He's fine as he is.
21:14No, he's not actually, Rose.
21:17Do you know how many lessons he's dropped out of just this last week?
21:20We do what we can, but if they're not getting the help they need from home.
21:22I'm there for him 24 hours a day.
21:25Really?
21:26Okay, is that why Marley gets left to look after the kids?
21:30Has he been saying that?
21:32No, but he doesn't need to.
21:34He's throwing his life away while you're looking for yours in a bottle.
21:38I beg your pardon?
21:39Come on, Rose.
21:40I can get you help.
21:42There's lots of really good AA groups.
21:44You can't expect your kids to achieve anything if you're just sitting around drinking all day.
21:48And who made you the bloody judge and jury?
21:51You know what? I have not got a perfect past myself.
21:54Yeah?
21:55I heard all about that, Madame Mason.
21:59Yeah.
22:00I moved on. I got a job.
22:03So, I'm an alcoholic who's not there for her kids and you're telling me to get a job?
22:07Listen, you've got the social services on your back and you've just thrown in the adult literacy course.
22:11You need to work, Rose, to prove to them that you mean business.
22:15Have you got kids?
22:17Yeah, I've got 600 of them.
22:18None of your own, though?
22:21That is my job, yeah?
22:23I could have walked away like all their dads, but I'm up to my eyes in debt raising them best
22:27I can.
22:29You're going to deny me the odd drink for that?
22:41Hi.
22:42Hi, it's Fleur. Leave a message.
22:45Fleur, it's Steph.
22:47Listen, I know I'm not exactly your favourite person at the minute.
22:51It's just I thought you might like to know what Grant Lee is doing tonight.
22:55So, can you call me back?
22:58I thought I put him in the cooler.
22:59Yeah, and I took him out. We've got training to do so.
23:01What are you doing?
23:02You can't go walking over everyone else just for your stupid boxing class.
23:06Stupid boxing?
23:09That is the best future he's got.
23:11Oh, don't be ridiculous. He should be exercising his mind, not his fists.
23:16No, he's being ridiculous. Bolton's mind?
23:18Yeah, I'm study, you know.
23:19And he won't have one left after you're finished punching it out of him.
23:23This is genuine talent here.
23:25Do you want him to throw that away?
23:27No. I want him to have the choice.
23:30So can I...
23:31Bolton, shut up.
23:32Do you know what? Let's go and see Miss Mason.
23:33See what she's got to say about this.
23:36You know what? I'm going to make sure that he goes to every class from now on.
23:40Too right.
23:40I've just got to make sure that he works this evening, okay?
23:43Oh, what a shame.
23:44If you hadn't made him skip the cooler, I wouldn't have had to put him in detention tonight.
23:49You've got to catch him first, don't you?
23:52One, two, three.
23:58She's scared!
24:05Oh.
24:18Ah!
24:19Ah!
24:21Ah!
24:21Ah!
24:22Ah!
24:22Ah!
24:22Ah!
24:22Stupid thing!
24:24Get off me!
24:26Get off me!
24:26Get off me!
24:26You psycho!
24:27Go on birds!
24:29Quiet!
24:30Ah!
24:30Doesn't like you either, Earl!
24:34Stick your birds up your ass!
24:36Looks like special needs has spit his stomach!
24:46You been telling Mason I'm a drunk?
24:49No, why would I do that?
24:50Cause someone has!
24:51Cause she been accusing me of all sorts!
24:53Well it weren't me!
24:54Then find out who it was, and set him straight!
24:57Cause he made me look a right pillock!
24:59It's fine, I'll take care of you!
25:00Yeah, you better!
25:01I've got it!
25:02Mum, I've got it!
25:03Mum, I said I've got it!
25:04Hey, he's my kid!
25:05You think I can manage?
25:06No, actually no!
25:07I don't think you can!
25:08You're one of the reason you're so angry, Mum!
25:10It's cause you are a washed up old drunk!
25:13Everybody knows it!
25:14So why don't you just get off home now with your comfort blanket and leave me to cover for you!
25:18Cause that's what I've been used to since I was ten, so why change now, eh?
25:28I want to decorate it all pink!
25:30I want to decorate it all pink!
25:30All pink!
25:32I've heard of that one there!
25:35Can I pay for that over the phone?
25:37Same day delivery as well!
25:40The number is 6790...
25:445688!
25:45I'll pay over the phone, yeah!
25:46Where's the car?
25:47Mr. Dante Charles!
25:50Mr. Dante Charles!
25:51Mr. Dante Charles!
25:52It's Dante Charles here!
25:5310% off!
25:5420%!
25:56Oh, check that out!
25:5742 inch!
25:58Go perfect!
25:59Right there!
26:01It's the business club!
26:04Got to start making money!
26:06Five of them!
26:07Brilliant!
26:08Nice one!
26:11It would go perfect!
26:13Right there!
26:16That is wicked!
26:18Wicked!
26:19Sorted!
26:21Well done, babe!
26:24Hard day!
26:24Oh, what?
26:25Mwah!
26:27Mwah!
26:27Ah!
26:37If I'm such an alky, who's gonna give me a job?
26:40I am.
26:42In the school canteen.
26:46Uh-uh!
26:46No way!
26:48Candice, please.
26:49She needs this.
26:50Yeah, and I need it like all my head.
26:51Look, it's a trial.
26:53Just a trial.
26:54She messes up and she's out.
26:55What is this?
26:56A drop-in centre, eh?
26:57That woman and hers.
26:58Sweat trouble.
26:59I can smell it.
27:01Oh, and yours were always little angels, were they?
27:03Uh-huh.
27:04Look.
27:05It's a different pay scale for supervisors.
27:07I'm sure you could do with the extra help.
27:11Right.
27:1260 quid a week extra.
27:14And I do the ironing and firing from now on.
27:16And she messes up and she's out.
27:22Here we are.
27:24I suppose I've got no choice, have I?
27:26Neither of us do love.
27:35Here are girls, one each for you.
27:38Take them home with you.
27:40What are you giving them to the kids for?
27:42It's adults only stuff.
27:43There's nobody who's going to tell them.
27:44Let's try and be a little bit discreet about it.
27:47If Rachel finds out.
27:48Well, of course you know me.
27:49Discretion is my middle name.
27:51Sam.
27:51Now, your mum's been on alone a long time, aren't she?
27:54Well, get her to come along.
27:56There's a dad out there somewhere waiting for you.
27:59You have to get her off a fat arse and out of the house first.
28:02She's alright.
28:03Catch my mum.
28:05There you are, you two.
28:06There you are.
28:08There you are.
28:12Right, rubber gloves always got to be worn whenever you're handling the food, alright?
28:16Right, now this area is the baking area, as you can see.
28:20You've got that there, you've got weights, trays here.
28:23If you need anything else, come to me.
28:25Now this actually isn't.
28:26I run a fork in your class some weekends, if any of them want to take it any further.
28:30Oh, yeah.
28:30Well, see how it goes this afternoon.
28:32I'll give that Earl kid another try, if you like.
28:34Yeah.
28:34Mind you, that was more than just a pint.
28:36Oh, yes, several.
28:37I just, I don't like to think of anyone who had lost a car.
28:39No.
28:40What the?
28:41Oh, no.
28:45Damn it, John.
28:49I can't believe it.
28:51Well, did anyone say anything?
28:52Well, how long have you been here?
28:55Did you look?
28:56Yeah.
28:57I can't believe this.
28:58Are you sure no one saw anything?
29:00Come one, come all.
29:02Single parents required tonight.
29:05Free glass of rose, free loaf if they're lucky.
29:07Excuse me.
29:08What is going on here?
29:10I thought I said no to this.
29:12It's for the community.
29:14Yes.
29:15It's not for the kids.
29:17Some of us got a little bit carried away in the moment.
29:20Steph, this is setting completely the wrong tone for this school.
29:23Oh, come on, Rachel.
29:24Lighten up.
29:25The only time the parents get within 20 feet of this place
29:27is when the kids are on the skids.
29:29About time they had a bit of fun.
29:30Excuse me.
29:31I will tell you what...
29:32Can you just give me a second?
29:33No, please.
29:34We've got a problem.
29:36Oh.
29:41One of the orcs is missing.
29:42They've got trackers on.
29:44If it's one of the kids trying to release her,
29:45we should be able to get her back.
29:46Well, they can't have got far.
29:47Well, it's not how far they've got you want to worry about, is it?
29:50Well, didn't they tell you, mate?
29:51You've been out teaching a bird killer.
29:52Earl Kelly's been murdering birds and leaving them on my doorstep.
29:55And you had them out there with my birds
29:57and you didn't even think to tell me?
29:58We're not sure about this, Steve.
29:59You lied to me.
30:01No.
30:01Have we even looked for Earl yet?
30:03Because all we've got at the moment is a missing bird.
30:05What?
30:05What?
30:06I told Mr Clarkson I saw Earl lurking by the van.
30:09Sienna's my prize oak.
30:10You better be praying she's okay
30:12or else I'll report you and you'll all be up on charges.
30:14Hang on.
30:15No police.
30:16No hysterics.
30:17Not yet.
30:17Too late.
30:18You should have excluded him when he had the chance.
30:20It's not that simple, Tom.
30:21Why don't we just wait?
30:23Till we find either the bird or Earl.
30:25There's no need to panic.
30:26He's probably on my doorstep by now.
30:27Right, I'm off.
30:28I'll come with you.
30:29Hang on, Eddie.
30:29Rachel, I'm going with him.
30:31You drive.
30:32I'll get the traffic.
30:32Right.
30:51Is this in a mile or two?
31:01Earl Kelly's only going to kill one of them.
31:02Birds, ain't it?
31:04Who's texted you that crap?
31:05Reeve Jones.
31:06Shared it off Mikaela.
31:07Happened at dinner.
31:08Told you he was no good.
31:09Shut up.
31:09The guy's a muppet man.
31:11Let's face it.
31:13Hey, I'd spell psycho, sir.
31:14Is it E-A-R-L?
31:17More like E-X-P-E-double-L-E-D.
31:21What are you going to put in your speech now then, Marley?
31:23Weren't me.
31:24It was my brother.
31:24That's disgusting, that.
31:26Murdering a little animal.
31:27Show up, Ginny.
31:28It's got nothing to do with Marley.
31:29It's his brother, innit?
31:30So you don't even know what's going on?
31:32It's obvious.
31:33The whole family's trouble.
31:35The only thing that's obvious is your own stupid prejudice.
31:37How do you expect anyone to get better if you're always expecting the worst?
31:41Yeah, alright.
31:42Settle down.
31:44Marley?
31:45Sit down, Miss Mellor.
31:54Not so smart now, are ya?
31:58Losing control now.
32:16Marley!
32:18What now?
32:20Nothing.
32:22Just thought you might like to know Miss Mason's giving me a job.
32:25What?
32:28Gonna clean up the school kitchens and meself while I'm at it.
32:31Is that all it takes?
32:33It's a start.
32:36Hey.
32:38I heard you pulled out of that head boy thing.
32:41I don't want you throwing your life away for me, Marley.
32:55Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
32:58Thanks for coming.
32:59We're looking forward to some great speeches this afternoon.
33:02So without further ado, let's welcome our first candidate, Marley Kelly.
33:24We're pretty much on top of it.
33:27Should we just down here?
33:30Uh-oh.
33:31What?
33:32This is Tom Street.
33:48Uh-oh.
33:50This is Tom Street.
33:51Is Tom Street now?
33:51Well, rest assured, when I find him...
33:53It's not gonna bring me all back, though, is it?
33:55Look, he couldn't have gone far.
33:57We came in this plane and he didn't pass us, so he must have carried on down there.
34:00Come on.
34:07Come on, man!
34:14Thank you, Matthew.
34:16And next up, we've got Simon Hoskins.
34:21So, I suppose you're looking for security and leadership from your head, boy.
34:25I like to think I'm up to the job.
34:27I want better sports facilities and more flexibility on studies before the year's out.
34:32I promise to be reliable.
34:34There's no dodgy skeletons or brothers in my closet waiting to come out, I can assure you.
34:39Are you finished?
34:46Is it my turn now?
34:50What's that?
34:52Looks like a cage.
34:54Right.
35:00You can't be far.
35:01Come on.
35:06See if you all had a good laugh at me little brother then.
35:11Yeah, I suppose it is funny when it's not you.
35:15Look, I wasn't even sure I was gonna do this speech.
35:18But then I thought,
35:20I don't know what else have I gotta lose, eh?
35:31Hey, hang on.
35:34You know, when someone's got a reputation, people always think the worst.
35:38But people can surprise you, can't they?
35:45You shouldn't be trusting him like that.
35:50Look, you know what you lot need?
35:51You need someone that's gonna look for the best in themselves.
35:54And look for the best in the others around them.
35:56And look for the best in the school.
35:57Rather than just...
35:59Rather than just taking the easy option and picking on the obvious.
36:23You know, this morning I wasn't even sure I wanted to be Ed Boy.
36:27But now...
36:27Now I know I do.
36:28And I reckon I'm gonna do a good job as well.
36:31Because I've got more to prove.
36:37But you can't let your circumstances dictate who you are as a person.
36:42And you can't let anyone hold you back.
36:45Whoever they are.
37:05I guess this makes Tom happy.
37:07The old school calling for my blood.
37:10What did you expect?
37:12You thought I killed her, didn't you?
37:14No.
37:16Then why were you running when you first saw me?
37:20I expected the worse.
37:22Just like the rest of them.
37:24Couldn't you blame me?
37:25You did break into the van and steal her.
37:28I just wanted to fly her for myself.
37:31You should have asked.
37:32And so should you.
37:34Do you want to know who killed those birds?
37:35Who?
37:36Our cat.
37:37We've just moved house, haven't we?
37:39She's taken them to the wrong one.
37:42Yeah.
37:43Tom didn't ask either.
37:46And none of you did.
37:47Just looked at the evidence and assumed the worse.
38:01See, that's the thing with wildlife.
38:03They make up their own minds need to trust.
38:10I guess, er,
38:11I guess you want to know some of my policies then, eh?
38:13OK, what about vending machines in the common room?
38:18And better study facilities.
38:21Yeah, more free-king units.
38:25And more pride in the Waterloo Road 6 form.
38:31And I was...
38:36I was, erm...
38:41That's my boy.
38:43My heady head, head boy.
38:46Go on, Marley.
38:47Go on, my son!
38:50Er...
38:50Sorry, I was saying that, er...
38:52Carry on.
38:54Carry on.
38:56Just talk amongst yourselves.
38:59Erm...
39:00If we can invest more in the, er...
39:03With the right amount of...
39:05Mum, what the...?
39:06I'm so proud of you, you know that?
39:08Yes.
39:12I love you, Marley.
39:15You know that, don't you?
39:16Why?
39:17OK, that, that, that's all.
39:19That's all.
39:23I'm all right.
39:24I'm all right.
39:25I've got her, I've got her.
39:26Come on.
39:31You're proud of me, aren't you, Marley?
39:33Of course.
39:34No, no, you're what you are though, aren't you?
39:36Yeah.
39:37Cos I am proud of you.
39:43Come on.
39:45Come here.
39:51Ah.
39:53Good evening.
39:54Grantley Budge, an absolute pleasure.
40:00If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.
40:07How about...
40:08I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'm at your bed, Barack.
40:16What is with the old school lines budging?
40:19Have you got a date lined up?
40:21Shouldn't you be knocking seven bells out of Baldwin?
40:23Oh, come on, Grantley, I might be able to help.
40:30I am attending the speed dating this evening.
40:34It seems I am once again to play the field, as it were.
40:39Hey, er, you seem to be a bit of a hit with the ladies.
40:43What's your secret?
40:44I mean, the marketplace has changed a bit since...
40:47Since you were last courting.
40:48What was it back then?
40:49Was it, erm, pistols at dawn?
40:52No, seriously, I know it's a cliché, but it's true.
40:56Just be yourself.
40:58Hm.
40:59That's the problem.
41:01It's only Fleur that's ever been able to stomach that.
41:04Failing that, same principle as any sale.
41:09A, B, C.
41:12Always.
41:14B.
41:15B, always B.
41:18Always B closing.
41:19Com-Complimentary.
41:22B....
41:23B.
41:24B.
41:25B.
41:26B.
41:27B.
41:28B.
41:29B.
41:29B.
41:34Steve was telling me about these falconry classes he runs.
41:36I'm sure he'd like to see you there.
41:39Stuck to you quicker than she did me.
41:41Shame to let that go.
41:44Well, I'll take that as a yes, then.
41:47I'll square it, Mr Clarkson.
41:48No reason why you two shouldn't be happy neighbours from now on.
41:52Did you get to him in time?
41:53Got him wrong, Tom. We both did.
41:55Yeah, right.
41:56He didn't kill those birds. It was his cat.
41:58Right.
42:00You might get to know the lad better if you talk to him.
42:03And talking to him is one thing. You try living next to him.
42:05Tom!
42:06Save it, Eddie. He was deaf and dumb as all the rest.
42:23I'm sorry.
42:24Have you been okay, Matt?
42:25No, it's not.
42:27Have you seen Bolton? He's supposed to be in detention.
42:30I think so.
42:31Mr Clayton's just talking to the boxing club.
42:33Which is where?
42:36Janice, please.
42:39Just on Lock Street.
42:40But we didn't get that from me.
42:42Thanks.
42:52Looks like I've made some progress with him.
42:55Finally.
42:57Seems he's found a real passion for it.
43:00Steve's gonna take him to the weekend classes.
43:03That's good.
43:06I'm sorry for not listening earlier.
43:11Got caught up in the drama and overreacted.
43:17Honestly.
43:19I'd kind of given up on him myself as well.
43:22Well, I think I made some progress with Marley and Rose today as well, so...
43:27Oh, what a team.
43:29Getting the Kellys back on track.
43:31Yeah.
43:32We should go for a drink and celebrate.
43:34I would, but...
43:36I promised your sister I'd help her with the speed dating.
43:39Eddie, I cannot believe that you're getting involved in that.
43:42The whole thing should be cancelled.
43:44I know, but it's too late.
43:46What would you prefer?
43:48Her doing it by herself or with...
43:50a little bit of supervision from us?
43:53Give her a chance, Rich.
44:09I knew you wouldn't have done nothing bad.
44:12What makes you think I didn't?
44:14Don't joke.
44:15Everyone else was snagging you off, but I still buy you.
44:17Yeah?
44:18You've been troubled if you hadn't.
44:20Whatever.
44:21I am the only one that knows.
44:23You're just a big softy dude down.
44:25Well, tell anyone.
44:26I don't know if to do you.
44:28Might not be such a bad thing.
44:30Don't get all huggy-huggy on me.
44:32Who better?
44:33Yeah.
44:44Sir.
44:46Look, erm, I wanted to apologise for my little brother who's er...
44:49No, it's me that should be apologising.
44:51Turns out I got him all wrong.
44:52Yet he told me about your cat leaving those dead birds on Mr Clarkson's doorstep.
44:57Right, erm...
44:58Is everything okay?
44:59Did you get to do that speech in the end?
45:02Yeah.
45:02Well done. I look forward to the results.
45:04See ya.
45:05See?
45:06Not all doom and gloom.
45:08Gotta be good news about Earl, right?
45:10Yeah.
45:11It would be if it were true.
45:13What?
45:15We ain't got a cat.
45:39It's a three-to-one ratio in my favour.
45:42Hmm?
45:42Women of a certain age can't afford to be fussy.
45:45Hmm.
45:46Why don't you try leading with that one, Grantley?
45:48And all you'll be picking will be canapés out of you and me.
45:51Oh,...?
46:07Speaking of, I'm welcome, surprised.
46:10Matt!
46:10Yup!
46:11Matt!
46:14Matt!
46:16Adam!
46:23All right.
46:27Sure Miss Koreshio okay to be skipping detention?
46:29Yes, don't worry about it. It's going to be fine.
46:32Not exactly state-of-the-art, is it?
46:35Well, you're not seeing Rocky.
46:36You're lucky I haven't got you punching frozen meat.
46:38Right, from now on, this is going to be your new home, all right, bruiser.
46:42I'll be collecting your rent in sweat.
46:46Bang!
46:46Yeah, it's so you get the wraps on.
46:50What was that doing?
46:59Not a bad turn-up.
47:01Okay, everyone, two minutes to session, then move on and no stragglers.
47:10Mmm, what a pretty glance.
47:14My Fleur had one just like it, but we took it to the charity shop.
47:21Allergy to cheap synthetics.
47:23It's more a fear of the unknown, really.
47:26Took me 12 changes of clothes to get here tonight.
47:28Why, I was sweating that much.
47:31So I said, you're a bad man.
47:35Push the button, push it, push it, push it, run me back.
47:38Push the button, push it, push it, push it, run me back.
47:42Push the button, push it, push it, run me back.
47:46Oh, I think you look absolutely fine.
47:48And trust me, I am nothing if not on it.
48:01My grandfather used to call it The Blossom, but the doctor said it was Exma.
48:06That's not me, pet.
48:07I'm not the jealous type.
48:09And he gave me a cream that brought me out in Wells.
48:26No, it's not my own, but with due respect, you're not exactly no previous owner.
48:29Push yourself up.
48:32Oi!
48:41I'm sorry, Mr. Inferral, but I'm going to spare you both the misery and do a swap.
48:49What?
48:50Are you through wasting this gentleman's time?
48:52Who?
48:52Hop it.
48:57Right, you two, stop messing about, get on with it.
49:16Jab.
49:17Come on, bolt.
49:19Bolt, jab.
49:20Jab.
49:21Jab.
49:22Jab.
49:23Jab.
49:24Jab.
49:25Jab.
49:26Jab.
49:27Jab.
49:29Jab.
49:32Jab.
49:32What are you doing?
49:34Don't know, wait.
49:35What, half an hour?
49:35Yeah.
49:36Get back, come on.
49:38Hey.
49:39Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
49:42Ding-dong round two.
49:45And you better tell me why this is more important than detention.
49:48Rob said.
49:49Jab.
49:50Jab.
49:51Jab.
49:52Jab.
49:54Miss, this is the only thing I've ever been good at.
49:57The best.
49:58If you just give me a chance, I can show you what I can do.
50:02I'll never skip lesson again, I promise.
50:04Please.
50:07Please.
50:07Please, don't take this away from me.
50:14All right.
50:15Well, show me what all the fuss is about.
50:16And the over there.
50:19Oh, yeah.
50:19That's right, yeah.
50:20pff.
50:21Jab it out, mate, jab it out.
50:23Jen, come back.
50:26Jen.
50:31Jen.
50:33Jen.
50:35Jen.
50:38I didn't take you long to get over me, did it?
50:40I only came to watch you in action.
50:43It's not what Steph said.
50:45What are you talking about?
50:47She told me that...
50:53We need to start communicating, Groutley Budgin.
50:57Er...
50:57Me and you both.
50:59Proper.
51:01It's pretty obvious you couldn't manage an affair, even if you wanted to.
51:05Oh, I was just getting warmed up.
51:08Oh, all right, then.
51:09Off you pop.
51:10Saw you interrupted.
51:11No.
51:15Don't leave me.
51:19Please.
51:24Is that us, then?
51:26No, it definitely is not.
51:30I still need to get used to that midlife motorboard.
51:36Well, now, come here, you big idiot.
51:42You see, some people just need to see the nose on their face.
51:47Has Blantley's Mrs. Not Mindy's scarlet woman been in the scene?
51:52No.
51:53Does your girlfriend not mind you being here?
51:59Is that Chanel No. 5?
52:00Oh, don't give me that sensitive man crap.
52:03No?
52:04Well, I mean, yes, compared to this lot in here, you're a flaming Casanova, but...
52:08You see this rough-looking exterior, and you don't think there's any more to me than that.
52:13No, I see this rough-looking exterior, and I hope to God that there isn't.
52:19Dave, I'm sick of men and their feelings.
52:21There's only room for one emotional basket case around here, and you're looking at her.
52:27And that case, is there any chance of me taking over for that drink?
52:31I don't know.
52:33Maybe.
52:36Dad.
52:38Dad.
52:41Dad.
52:42Dad.
52:44Dad.
52:45Dad.
52:46Dad.
52:46Dad.
52:47Dad.
52:49Dad.
52:50Dad.
52:51Dad.
52:52Dad.
52:52Dad.
52:53Dad.
52:53Dad.
52:53Dad.
52:54Dad.
52:55Dad.
52:56Dad.
52:57Dad.
52:57Dad.
52:58Dad.
52:59Dad.
52:59Dad.
52:59Dad.
53:00Dad.
53:00Dad.
53:01Dad.
53:01Dad.
53:03Dad.
53:04Dad.
53:04Dad.
53:04Dad.
53:08Dad.
53:16Dad.
53:17a complete disaster then? Not a complete
53:19disaster, but I don't think we'll make a regular thing of it.
53:21Oh, spread a little love,
53:23Rach. Just doesn't seem fair me and Eddie
53:25keeping it all to ourselves.
53:27Well, do you think that maybe you and Eddie are
53:29I don't know, going a bit too fast?
53:32What's gonna happen next?
53:33You're gonna move in together. You've only known each other for fives.
53:36Eddie, come here
53:37a minute. Rach's got a great idea.
53:40Do you
53:41think that you, me
53:43and Phil could live under one roof?
53:46I don't see why
53:47not. Yours or mine?
53:48Oh, Rachel, you've got to come for that drink now.
53:54This is definitely a celebration. Come on, come on.
53:56I'll get our coats.
54:01Rachel, I know what you're thinking.
54:03Do you now?
54:04It must seem crazy, me getting caught
54:07up in all this stuff.
54:09But I'm deadly serious about your sister.
54:12I just
54:13need to know that you're okay with that
54:15before we take it any further.
54:18Of course I am.
54:20Of course I am.
54:22Good.
54:33Welcome home, babe.
54:36Here's to our first night alone.
54:53Is mum sleeping it off?
55:03Yeah.
55:05Are you gonna give us a hand?
55:07In a minute.
55:10What's this?
55:13No, it's nothing.
55:16You gonna get that?
55:22Flick,
55:22I thought I told you not to come here.
55:29What was that for?
55:30I always wanted to kiss her head, boy.
55:33Your work was done before your mum arrived.
55:36Like you said, people can make up their own minds.
55:39They wanted you.
55:40A bit like me.
55:49Have I forgotten anniversary?
55:51I recognise that I had neglected someone who deserves a treat for all the rubbish they've
55:55had to put up with recently.
55:57From me.
55:59And from them.
56:01That and, er...
56:03What?
56:05Council says they've sent them a written warning.
56:07Might finally be getting through to them.
56:09Evicted?
56:11I'll kill him.
56:12Earl.
56:13Earl, it says one more disturbance and went out.
56:15Yeah?
56:16I'll give him that.
56:18No more, Mr Grumpy Neighbour, I promise.
56:23The hell was that?
56:34I think it went that way.
56:36Really big cat, this one.
56:38You might want me to log it with the environmental health.
56:44You're finished, Kelly!
56:46Tom, leave it.
56:48Come on.
56:48Come on.
56:49Tom, leave it.
56:49Please.
56:50Please.
56:51Come on.
56:51Look at the car.
56:52I know.
56:53I know.
56:53Come on.
56:53Let's get back inside.
57:24Yeah.
57:25.