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00:19Okay, make sure you get your work experience forms signed at the end of your placement,
00:25alright? Okay, off you go, enjoy yourselves.
00:30Finn, do you want to come with me?
00:31Where are you going?
00:33Well, Mr Sharkey didn't manage to get his parental consent form signed.
00:37I don't see why you should need their permission.
00:39Well, it just means you're going to have to spend another boring week at school with me,
00:41doesn't it?
00:42Hmm, couldn't bear to be without you, miss.
00:45Finn, I thought you were supposed to get a place near me.
00:47I know, I messed up. I'm sorry.
00:51Well, you can always bunk off if you feel like bad about it.
00:54This place at the Arts Centre took me ages. Why didn't your parents slot you out?
00:58Look, it's fine. We've still got evenings and lunchtimes, yeah?
01:02Come here.
01:05Hey!
01:05We're getting there!
01:06Good morning, girls. What can I get you?
01:17Sausage and egg sandwich, please. Extra ketchup, extra sausage, extra egg.
01:21Meeting.
01:22Me three. I'm over.
01:24Porridge had sought you out better. Slow release energy, no carb crash.
01:27Oh, thank you. Glad, please.
01:29Okay.
01:30It was a good gig, though, wasn't it?
01:31Do you have to go to the castle?
01:33Yeah, to get away from you lot. Clearly I need a better plan.
01:37A white noise is playing on the weekend. Are you going?
01:39Look, now I know that you are, get these down you.
01:41And, er, don't drink so much in future, eh?
01:44Roll up for your kickstart breakfast. You can't start the day without fuel.
01:47No, I'm not really a breakfast person, but thanks.
01:49The most important meal of the day, Miss Mason.
01:51You've got to keep your energy levels up.
01:53No, fine. I'll pass, thank you.
01:55You're all set for our meeting.
01:56I'm looking forward to it.
01:57Thought I'd bring our sous chef here along.
01:59Show them the business end of things.
02:01Very nice.
02:01See you then.
02:06What have you got to be so excited about?
02:08I don't know. Just, er, looking forward to tonight.
02:10Why? What's happening tonight?
02:12Well, I've got a place myself, haven't I?
02:14I've got some romantic DVDs, some takeaways.
02:17We don't have to go home.
02:18Sorry, I forgot about that.
02:21Are you sure you're all right about this?
02:23I mean, you know what we talked about.
02:25Erm, I just wasn't concentrating, that's all.
02:28Erm, what time do you want me to come round?
02:30Erm, about nine.
02:32OK, cool. See you.
02:38Morning.
02:39Hello.
02:42So, am I right in thinking we've just got the one issue to discuss?
02:45The work experience kids.
02:46So, how's it going?
02:47Er, it's all sorted.
02:48We've just got one who hasn't managed to get himself a placement.
02:51Who's that?
02:52Finn Sharky.
02:54Yeah, well, it's probably for the best.
02:55If he can't take orders from us, I don't know how I cope in the real world.
02:59OK, so if he's got such a problem with authority, why don't we trust him with some here?
03:05Hmm?
03:06Show him teaching's not as easy as he thinks.
03:08Yeah?
03:09Hmm, I suppose.
03:10You volunteering?
03:14Me?
03:14I can't think of anyone better.
03:16He could shadow you for the week, you know?
03:18Learn what it's like to be a TA.
03:20Yeah, come on.
03:20By the end of the week, you could have your own little mini-me.
03:24Mini-mead?
03:26Are we sure that he can be trusted?
03:28Well, don't you think you're doing good?
03:30Adam jumped at the chance of helping with Josh when I asked him.
03:33Oh, I wonder why.
03:36OK, let's get on.
03:44Oh, come on.
03:46It's not that bad, it'll be fine.
03:48Anyway, you've said you've got history with him.
03:50Yeah, bad history.
03:51He made my life a misery when I was an NQT.
03:53Yeah, but now you're a grown-up.
03:54You're more than a match for him. Come on.
04:00There's no one else around.
04:04Have you confused the adult's room with the playground by any chance?
04:09It's all right, Granly.
04:10He's doing work experience with me this week.
04:12That is some kind of a joke.
04:14I'm afraid not, no.
04:15You're gonna have fun, aren't we, Chris?
04:17Shit.
04:17Hard work, more like.
04:19I'll show you what it's like on the other side of the desk.
04:22We are pushed to condense a lifetime of misery into one week.
04:27Well, I would like a repeat prescription, if I may, because I'm almost finished.
04:32I'm very happy to pop in and talk about reducing the dosage when I pick up my repeat prescription.
04:37I don't want to speak to the receptionist.
04:40Ugh.
04:42Oh, I've always hated you.
04:45Oh, well.
04:46I thought I'd had a bad night till I saw you.
04:48I thought he had any sleep.
04:50Is this the new boyfriend?
04:52It's a happy night this week, isn't it?
04:54And again tonight.
04:54He's taking me to Addison's.
04:56So, what's he like, then?
04:57I don't want to talk about him in case you know I put a curse on it.
05:00It's just that he makes me feel so special.
05:03Aw.
05:04John was like that the first few years.
05:08These days I'd be in competition with his favourite chair.
05:12Can't say I blame him.
05:16What are you doing in here?
05:17Work experience.
05:18Learning to be a teacher, aren't I, sir?
05:20Right.
05:21First rule.
05:22Whatever is said in this staff room stays in this staff room.
05:25Okay?
05:26Right.
05:26Finn.
05:28Doodle pip.
05:38Right, Mr Sharkey.
05:40Here's your timetable for the week.
05:42Don't think this is going to be a holiday.
05:44Far from it.
05:46No worries, Chris.
05:48Okay.
05:49I'm sure that neither of us are ecstatic about spending the week together.
05:52No, I'm thrilled, sir.
05:54Let's get something sorted right now.
05:55Oi!
05:56You three!
05:57Stop messing and get inside!
06:01I'm not going to be putting up with any of your crap today, you understand?
06:04You might have had the run of me when I was an MQT, but a lot has changed since then.
06:09You're the boss.
06:10Once you've had a taste of being in charge yourself, I doubt you'll go so hard on us in the
06:14future.
06:14Sounds like you've got it all sorted, sir.
06:16I suggest you follow my lead to begin with.
06:19See, your smart bat chat might work in the playground, but it takes a lot more than that to control
06:24a class.
06:24The best trick is to assert your authority from the start.
06:28Show no weakness.
06:29These year eights are a hard bunch to keep focused at the best of times, but with a fellow pupil
06:34in the class.
06:38Right, settle down and find your seats, please.
06:42Er, I said settle down and find your seats, please.
06:47Guys!
06:48Oi!
06:49Sit down!
06:51Now!
06:53Yes, thank you, Finn.
06:56Right, erm, as you may have noticed, we have a visitor with us today.
07:02Mr Sharkey here is going to be acting as our teaching assistant for the week.
07:05Cool.
07:06Now, he's here to learn, just like you, and I expect you to show him the same level of respect
07:11and attention that you show me, okay?
07:18Yeah, Mr Sharkey, if you can hand these textbooks out, please.
07:20No probs.
07:24Pass them on.
07:27Thank you, sir.
07:29No worries, young lady.
07:31Pops.
07:33Pops, sir.
07:34No probs, too.
07:47Hey, what are you doing here? Did you finish early?
07:49Nah, I skipped out, didn't I? They wanted me to clean a toilet. I went to be a hairdresser, not
07:54a bag washer.
07:54You don't want to feel much better here.
08:00Get real, Sam, you've got no chance.
08:03What?
08:03I'm just telling you, you're wasting your time is well out of your league.
08:14All right, Sam.
08:16Was I hoping you could sort me out with some of that staff discount you was talking about?
08:20I can only give you 20% off, like I said.
08:23Shouldn't you two be at school?
08:25Uh, shouldn't you be at work experience?
08:27Nah, we've got a free period, innit?
08:29But we've got an away match tonight, and our kit's starting to look a bit old school, so I was
08:33hoping you could sort us out with something fresh.
08:35Look at these, mate. They're well minted.
08:38Yeah, you've got to be well minted to afford them as well. Half or nothing in this shop, man, even
08:43with the 20%.
08:44Well, there's some cheaper stuff down, if you want to.
08:47Nah, just leave it. Maybe next time, yeah?
08:51Maybe next time.
08:57Maybe next time, yeah?
09:00You'll have to try harder than that to impress him.
09:07Yes! Bully ball me!
09:09Oh, God!
09:13I'm not too losers.
09:15Warning you, stop it!
09:17Come on!
09:18Last chance, come on, excuse me!
09:19Stop it!
09:22You're going to have to be faster than that!
09:25No!
09:25Come on, I'm warning you!
09:29Right, man, we're leaving.
09:30Keep you a young.
09:33I'll see you later.
09:34I'll see you later.
09:44Near it.
09:45Come with me.
09:47I haven't done anything.
09:49Well, open your bag then, yeah?
09:50It's OK, I've got this one.
09:52OK.
09:53Go on, then!
10:01Go on!
10:05I didn't do it.
10:06I didn't do nothing.
10:11Keep going!
10:12We can have one!
10:26Sir?
10:27Yes?
10:29Mr Sharky.
10:34Yes, young man.
10:35What is I can help you with?
10:36I don't know how to do this one.
10:40Oh, yeah, they're a pain in the bum, these.
10:47Do you get it now?
10:51Is it true you got expelled from your last three schools?
10:53Denzel!
10:55Let them get on with their work, please, Finn.
10:58Hey, yes it is, I'm afraid.
11:02Some people just didn't quite have what it takes to handle me.
11:05Did they, Mr Mead?
11:08That is enough, thank you.
11:11You see, the thing is, boys,
11:14anyone can be given a position of authority,
11:17but it doesn't mean that they're quite up to the job.
11:19Right, a word outside.
11:22So I see it as my job to push them a bit, you know,
11:25make sure they can hack it.
11:26I won't ask you again.
11:29Say, if enough of you were to stand up now
11:31and started banging on the desks, for instance.
11:33Right, get out of my classroom now.
11:41Alright, Denzel, sit down, please.
11:46You as well, sit down, I say.
11:57No!
11:58No!
11:59All of you!
12:00No!
12:10No!
12:11All of you!
12:15Go, go back, fine!
12:15Telegraph!
12:17I thought you wanted to be treated like an adult.
12:20That was immature and pathetic.
12:22The other one threw your dolly out?
12:24Don't-
12:24Push me, Finn.
12:29Just asserting my authority, sir. Mighty sad.
12:42Are they still on us?
12:43No, I've been long gone.
12:46I didn't even put anything in my bag. How come the alarm went off?
12:50I forgot to take the tag off.
13:00Will you put those in there?
13:02You said that you wanted them.
13:03I didn't want you to nick them.
13:05I'm sorry. I was just trying to help.
13:09What are we going to do?
13:11I don't know, but we can't stay here for too long, man.
13:12There's cameras everywhere.
13:15I know somewhere we can go.
13:16Come on.
13:21Look at that one.
13:23Do you get what I mean about cheiroscuro?
13:25It's beautiful.
13:27Hmm.
13:30Look, the light inside can tell us so much about the subject.
13:34You know, their character.
13:37Their story.
13:39Their secrets.
13:42It can give us so much depth of meaning.
13:46Hmm.
13:49What are you reading?
13:53Photography.
14:00I'm going to go because I've got a stack of year nine homework to get through, so see you later.
14:10Hey, that one's a nice one.
14:15Here, we could do a bit more on this later.
14:17Get us in the mood.
14:20Is that all you ever think about?
14:22No.
14:23I was just...
14:25Because of the...
14:27Yeah, well, you're supposed to appreciate the images on a deeper level and let them speak to you.
14:32Yeah, I know.
14:38Finn, staff room, please. We've got marking to do.
14:42You sure? I thought you'd have given up by now, sir.
14:45Now, I said.
14:46But, sir...
14:47Nothing.
14:48You're not even supposed to be here, are you?
14:50Can't see Finn.
14:51Yeah, but you're going to have to wait until he's free like any other visitor, aren't you?
14:54After school, ideally.
14:57Come on, then.
15:06Wait here a sec, Finn.
15:13You're well, aren't you?
15:14Sorry, it's the only time I could get away from the office.
15:19Look, er...
15:19Thanks for doing this for me, Chris.
15:22Yeah.
15:22Well, I can't see why you couldn't have done it yourself.
15:25I'm not exactly your mum's favourite person at the moment.
15:28No.
15:29Mine neither.
15:31She's parked down there just next to mine.
15:39Got a job for you.
15:42You feeling any better?
15:44How come the fleet's not hung over?
15:46I was talking about last night.
15:48I know, dancing like a prat.
15:50Who moshes now?
15:51Your dad.
15:52Your dad.
15:54It's hardly appropriate, is it, girls?
16:05Well, don't just stand there, Finn. Give us a hand.
16:07I suppose you've already heard your mother's side of the story.
16:10Of course I have.
16:11She's really upset.
16:13She thought it was a trial separation.
16:15Yeah, well, things haven't been right for the past five, ten years, you know.
16:19Well, I would have told you sooner, but you know what your mother's like.
16:22She doesn't want you to worry.
16:24Well, I'm a big boy.
16:25I think I can handle it.
16:26Well, some say, put some away for a rainy day.
16:31But I don't care what they say.
16:35Cause life's a show for me anyway.
16:39So, who is she then?
16:40This new woman.
16:45She must be pretty special if you're throwing away thirty years of marriage.
16:49She is.
16:51You should meet her.
16:52If you want to, that is.
16:55Well, we'll have to eventually, aren't I?
16:57See what all the fuss is about.
16:59It's the only thing we thought by the looks of it.
17:00Hey!
17:02How did you know I worked here, you old devil?
17:05But I, I didn't.
17:08Oops.
17:11What, do you two know each other?
17:13Somewhat like that, yeah.
17:16Er, Steph, this is, this is my son, Chris.
17:25Chris, this is, er, Stephanie.
17:31My girlfriend.
17:34I honestly had no idea that she worked here.
17:37What, and that makes it alright, does it?
17:39I, I'm sorry.
17:40I know, I know this must have come as a bit of a shock to you.
17:42But I'm, I'm serious about this lady.
17:44Well, you've seriously lost it.
17:46You've thrown Mum away for her.
17:50I don't believe you, Dad.
17:51Chris!
17:52Finn!
17:53Come on.
17:54You might want to give him a minute.
17:55He's under a lot of pressure at the moment.
18:04Miss Mason, hi.
18:06We've, er, spoken to the PE department and the coaches, and they are both well up for Josh's new system.
18:10Oh, that's great.
18:12Um, Adam, can I just have a word with you?
18:14Sure.
18:20Yeah, it's, er, I'm just a little bit concerned because, um, I hear that you've been spending time with some
18:27of the sixth form girls outside of school.
18:30No.
18:31I mean, I've bumped into them.
18:33I mean, we're not Bessie mates, if that's what you mean.
18:35What are you implying?
18:37Well, just really that you need to be more careful because it's, it's not appropriate, Adam.
18:42Surely you can see that.
18:43What, sharing the same building?
18:45I go where I go.
18:46If they pick you up, that's not my fault, is it?
18:48I don't like where you're going with this.
18:52But how can you expect the kids to respect you if as soon as you leave this place you behave
18:56with no more maturity than they do?
18:58Is that why you never go out?
19:00Never do anything remotely fun anymore?
19:02Because you're scared that a pupil might see you and hate you for it.
19:08You used to be a laugh.
19:09I mean, come on.
19:11What happened?
19:11It's called being professional.
19:13Drop the superior act, Rachel.
19:14I don't need a lecture.
19:15I know exactly where the line is and I haven't crossed it.
19:18Hang on, I am not lecturing you.
19:19I'm simply reminding you that you're a member of staff here and as such, you need to set an example.
19:24Now, if you don't like that, maybe you should consider whether you're right for this school.
19:29So you think there's only one approach with these kids?
19:30I didn't say that.
19:31Just because I'm not a carbon copy of you, it does not make me unprofessional.
19:35And to be honest, Rachel, I'm offended.
19:43Sir, how long has your dad been dating Miss Haydock?
19:45Stay out of things that don't concern you, Finn.
19:47No, I thought if you were going to trade your wife in for the new model, you're dating me a
19:50bit higher than that.
19:51If you want the rest of the afternoon off a compassionate leave, sir, I'm more than happy to take your
19:54classes for you.
19:55You think you've got it all figured out, don't you?
19:57Seem to be doing all right.
19:58That's because you've had it easy so far, believe me.
20:01See, the year eight's might have been won over by your bad boy routine, but I don't think the year
20:0512's will be quite as easily impressed.
20:07Let's see how you get on with a class full of grown-ups with a bit of respect for authority,
20:11shall we?
20:13Chris.
20:15Look, I know it came as a bit of a shock, and I'm sorry that I put me size fives
20:20in it, but I want to make it up to you.
20:22Seriously, Steph, you're better off just staying out of me way. And stay away from me dad while you're at.
20:25Hey! You can't talk to her like that!
20:27Don't tell me what to do, I am not a kid.
20:29Then stop acting like one, will you?
20:31Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off me! Get off!
20:36Come on, then! Come on!
20:38Come on! Get off!
20:39Get off!
20:41Come on, then! Come on!
20:43Come on! Come on, then! All right!
20:45Come on! Come on, then! Come on!
20:51Come on!
20:53Wow! Brilliant!
20:55High kicks, girly slaps...
20:59Have you two got any idea how ridiculous you both look?
21:04Well, clearly, we've got a lot to talk about, so Chris, why don't you join your dad and me for
21:09dinner tonight,
21:10and we can try to get to know each other better.
21:12I don't think so. I already know you well enough.
21:16Manning, I'll leave you both to it.
21:19Impressive. Proper wrestling stuff, that, sir.
21:21She'll teach Sharky.
21:26There you go.
21:27No people, no cameras.
21:29There's no one to bother us.
21:31It's perfect.
21:34So, er...
21:35What are we supposed to do with ourselves now, we're here?
21:38The same thing you always do when you bunk off.
21:40Have a bit of fun.
21:42So you told me you've never skived off before in your life.
21:45I'm the master, don't worry about me.
21:47Well, then there shouldn't be a problem.
21:49Let's see if you're better than me.
21:52That right there is Budgen's head, and he's lost at the races and is in a proper bad mood.
22:01Miles off.
22:02Well, come on then, if you think you're any better.
22:06You better get shooting, cos he's going to be asking for your overdue coursework soon.
22:13What's Budgen?
22:15Well, that was my fish.
22:21I mean, I know it's not perfect.
22:23I can understand that your dad dating your colleague, you know, is a little bit Trisha, but he completely overreacted.
22:29I mean, it was like such a spectacle.
22:32You know, so ungentlemanly when all Oliver wants is for us to make friends.
22:39You know, Ruby, you could at least pretend to be interested.
22:43We're just walking around like a zombie these days.
22:46Why don't you try getting some more sleep or something?
22:50Sorry.
22:52Sorry.
22:54What does Oliver think?
23:01Hi, Roz.
23:03Sorry, miss.
23:04I was just looking for somewhere quiet.
23:06I'll get at you in here.
23:08Is that going okay?
23:09Yeah.
23:11Roz.
23:13It's just stupid relationship stuff, that's all.
23:17It's no biggie.
23:19That's not stupid.
23:21Relationships could be really hard work.
23:24It's just...
23:27Why do boys have to be so immature all the time?
23:30That's probably not my area of expertise, if I'm honest.
23:36But they do get better as they get older.
23:39I promise.
23:41It must be so much easier just being with someone that understands you and knows what you're thinking.
23:51You know, you being...
23:57It's...
23:57Like, women understand each other, don't they?
24:01And they can, like, talk about emotions and feelings and...
24:06Yeah.
24:08But it can also be really frustrating when two people in the same relationship are just as emotional as each
24:15other.
24:18Whatever's going on with you and Philip, I'm sure together you can work it out.
24:24Sir?
24:26What's he doing there?
24:27Mr Sharky's here acting as my teaching assistant for the week.
24:31Are you having a laugh?
24:32He's a baby.
24:33Mr Sharky.
24:34You can't really expect us to take orders from that shrimp.
24:37We should be the ones teaching him.
24:39Yeah, well, that's just the way it is, I'm afraid.
24:41He's here to learn, just like you, and he's certainly not short of confidence.
24:46So, I imagine that you lot have got plenty to teach each other, haven't you?
24:51He'll be leaving this class, and I'll be at the back.
24:54Mr Sharky, over to you.
24:56If you could start by collecting in the homework assignments, please.
25:01I am done being nice.
25:05And now it's up to me, I hope you understand.
25:09No.
25:10Watch me do it.
25:11I'm gonna get it first.
25:18Ah!
25:20You know we shouldn't go back?
25:22Like, go on the run.
25:23It'd be so cool, just like Thelma and Louise.
25:27If Thelma was a bloke.
25:29Or Bonnie and Clyde?
25:30Yeah.
25:31You look really nice in one of them hats.
25:33Proper gangster.
25:34You're crazy, you know that.
25:35Well, I'm not as crazy as your face when that alarm went off.
25:38If you're telling anyone about me bagging it like that, I'll bang you out, you know.
25:40I won't want to ruin your bad man reputation.
25:43Yeah, I wouldn't want to ruin yours telling everyone you're a tea leaf.
25:48I don't really think there's that much to ruin you.
25:53Sam Keller the shoplifter ain't really any worse than Sam Keller the scuzzer.
25:58I wouldn't let what people think get to you, mate.
26:01He's the most popular lad in school.
26:04Yeah, but you've got your own thing going on, innit?
26:08It's cool, I like it.
26:10Cheers!
26:16Assignment?
26:18What about it?
26:20Hand it over.
26:25Do you really think I'm going to listen to you?
26:29Yeah.
26:30So I'm your teacher as well, so you need to do what I say.
26:34Oh, OK.
26:37Well, I can't be bothered to do mine.
26:40What are you going to do?
26:48Right, I'm sending you to the cooler.
26:50Ooh, the cooler!
26:53Nice!
26:54And how are you going to do that, exactly?
27:04I'll drag you by your greasy air if I have to.
27:07Woo!
27:09You can't talk to me like that!
27:11You can't say surprise to me!
27:14Try it, Nappy Rash.
27:16Nappy Rash!
27:19You are you!
27:20You are you!
27:21You are you!
27:21You are you!
27:22You are you!
27:23You are you!
27:24You are you!
27:26You are you!
27:27You are you!
27:28You are you!
27:29You are you!
27:31Alright, that's enough, Michaela.
27:33Sit back down, please.
27:36Enough, all of you!
27:37Back in your chairs, and assignment's out.
27:39Now, thank you.
27:43It's not so easy after all, is it?
27:46Whatever.
27:47Okay, Finn.
27:48Lesson learned.
27:50Why don't you go back to the staff room, cool off and wait for me there?
27:57Problem?
27:58I was just giving Finn a little lesson on responsibility.
28:01Showing him teaching's not as easy as it looks.
28:04Let him lead the class.
28:06Deep end and all that.
28:08Oh, hang on a minute.
28:09Let me get this straight.
28:10You've just pitched him against a class of year 12s.
28:13That's hardly fair odds, is it?
28:16He was showing off.
28:17He insisted he could handle it.
28:19So what?
28:21You let a bunch of his peers prove him wrong?
28:25Chris, when are you going to step up?
28:27You're the one that needs to help him, not a bunch of surly sick formers.
28:44She's going to think I'm going the same way as Ariel though.
28:49Sam, there's a bit of a difference between bagging someone's shorts and, you know, what he did.
28:55Look, she blames herself. She thinks she's a bad mum.
29:00Sorry.
29:04Do you want me to get my mum to have a word? Make sure your mum's okay?
29:06No, she'll be fine.
29:08She's alright with the drinking and stuff, it's just...
29:11I'm supposed to make sure that me and Denzil don't do anything wrong to make her feel bad again.
29:16I reckon your mum's got it the wrong way around.
29:18You can't be carrying all that. It's not fair.
29:20My mum loves me and that. She tries her best. It's just...
29:24We all take care of each other.
29:49It's Paul.
29:51Miss Mason's had a call from the shop.
29:55So I think we better go.
30:08Finn.
30:13You little...
30:15Chris.
30:16What have you done that for?
30:17I've been expressing myself.
30:19Look at the stay of it!
30:22Definite improvement.
30:24Isn't it pretty?
30:25Stop that.
30:26Look, Finn.
30:27I don't know what you're trying to prove, but...
30:30What's up, sir?
30:32Showing you up in front of your mates?
30:34Embarrassed, you have I?
30:35To the cooler.
30:38How awful for you.
30:39To the cooler, Finn!
30:46Chris.
30:47I'm dealing with him.
30:52Hi.
30:55Um...
30:56Josh said that you'd be here.
30:59Um...
31:00Wanted to apologise for earlier.
31:02I just heard the girls giggling about you and I...
31:07All came out wrong.
31:09You know, I would have raised that issue with anyone else.
31:12I would have.
31:13You...
31:13I know you wouldn't want me to give you any special treatment.
31:15I'd take special treatment of a dragon lady after me last tongue-lashing.
31:19Can you actually ever be serious?
31:22Rachel, I was, er...
31:24I was actually going to come and find you.
31:26I think you had a point.
31:27You know, some of the kids might not have known where they stood.
31:30And I do need to keep more of a distance.
31:33Oh, what brought this on?
31:36When I'm wrong, I admit it.
31:37But you won't hear me apologise for what I said about your work-life balance.
31:40You can't be a teacher 24-7.
31:43You need to let your hair down sometimes.
31:45I mean...
31:46Tell me, when was the last time you had some fun?
31:49Fun?
31:51Oh, er...
31:52OK, what kind of fun do you mean?
31:54Well, any kind of fun, Matt.
31:56Out-of-school fun. Evenings, weekends.
32:00Is it point proven?
32:02Look, I just...
32:06I don't care about you.
32:09I think you need to leave Miss Mason at work occasionally
32:12and just be the old Rachel again.
32:14I really liked her.
32:17A lot.
32:22Get in.
32:23You are a little sod.
32:25Do you know that?
32:26See, I thought if we gave you a bit of responsibility today
32:28and treated you like an adult...
32:29What? Like you are.
32:31You what?
32:32Daddy doesn't love Mummy, so you lose it.
32:34I thought you were going to start crying.
32:35Right. That is a nothing.
32:37Don't blame me because your dad's riding round town on a school bike.
32:42Your mum must be a right minger if he dumped her for Miss Adolf.
32:45That is enough!
32:47Are you going to whip me?
32:48Or are you just going to go run into the head and get me expelled
32:50because you just don't know what to do with me?
32:53Just like last time.
32:54Look at that.
33:11I'm falling in.
33:12I'm just going to go, as you are a little boy.
33:17I'm falling in.
33:21I'ma, you are a little boy.
33:24feel that. But I actually hate him.
33:27No, you hate that he knows how to get to you. And that you've never known how to deal
33:32with him.
33:34He always seems to have one over on me.
33:39Maybe you need to try a different approach.
33:44What I thought I had today.
33:45Chris, look, this school is full of challenging pupils. Yeah, Finney's not the last one you're
33:53going to come across.
33:58I'm going to have to deal with this, aren't I?
34:16What are you doing here?
34:17Got your text, didn't I?
34:18I never said you should come.
34:23So, I'd rather be with you. I thought you might need...
34:28Well, I don't. Okay.
34:36So, what are they going to do? Are they going to take you out?
34:40Amy! Just go away, yeah? Look, no offence. I just don't want to take you out.
34:47I don't want anyone round right now.
35:04Finn, Mr Meade wants to have a chat with you. Can you come with me?
35:21Mason got you on detention then?
35:31I shouldn't have made you take that class by yourself, Finn.
35:34I could have handled it.
35:36Yeah, well, nevertheless, I let the situation go too far.
35:40I'm your teacher. I'm supposed to be protecting you, not making you feel vulnerable.
35:46I'm sorry.
35:48But, as part of that protection, I get to tell you what to do.
35:54And you might not like that, but the fact is, you have to deal with it.
35:58And I have to deal with you.
36:00I can't keep leaving you for other people to sort out.
36:04And I don't know what it is that I am supposed to say or do to get through to you,
36:08Finn.
36:10But I played it wrong today.
36:12I messed up.
36:15I might again.
36:17The chances are, I probably will.
36:20But we are not going to be chucking you out.
36:24So if this anti-authority thing that you've got going is to get yourself excluded,
36:29then you might as well drop it right now.
36:32You can scoff and you can kick off as much as you like,
36:35but I am as stubborn as anything.
36:37And you won't be getting rid of me.
36:41So, I'm here to help you with the first part of your punishment.
36:47Get scrubbing.
36:49This stuff's a nightmare to get off.
37:10You still fight like a girl?
37:14Yeah.
37:16Seems I'm not great at being told how things are going to be either.
37:20Might be something you want to work on, sir.
37:23Less chat, more elbow worries.
37:42All right.
37:49So would you like to explain to me what on earth has been going on today?
37:57Well?
37:58I'm sorry, mister.
37:58It's me that nicked the shorts, miss.
38:03I just thought it would be a bit of a laugh, really.
38:06Wind Sam up.
38:07I was always going to take him back.
38:10I just didn't realise she was going to chase after me and hunt me down.
38:15Is that right, Sam?
38:19Bolton, I'm so disappointed.
38:22I really thought that you'd outgrown all this behaviour.
38:25Shoplifting, come on!
38:27You should have been in school.
38:29So has me.
38:32Well, luckily for you, I've persuaded the shop not to press charges on the understanding that you work there for
38:36free for the next four Saturdays.
38:38But you know what?
38:39That doesn't change the damage you've done to this school's reputation.
38:43And to your own.
38:45Well, you can expect at least a month's detention for this.
38:50And I will be talking to your mum when she gets back.
38:52Come on, both of you, let's get you out of here.
38:56Sam, wait.
38:59Can I trust you not to get involved in anything like this again?
39:03Can I?
39:05Come on.
39:22Why did you take the blame like that?
39:26It's nothing big.
39:27Don't worry about it.
39:28I'd rather people think I'm a cheapscaped shoplifter than a wuss who legs it for a sound of an alarm,
39:33innit?
39:34Got a reputation to keep.
39:36Yeah, well I don't think you'd do that for me.
39:41There he is!
39:42The hard man himself, Bolton Smiley!
39:44To you right, mate.
39:45I've just been dealing with the feds, you know.
39:48Didn't think you two would be here.
39:50Thought he might have eloped off together.
39:51No chance, mate.
39:54Don't worry about it!
39:56Don't worry about it!
40:00Well, tonight's the night.
40:02The big dinner with Meads, Junior and Senior.
40:06Bit nervous, actually.
40:07I mean, Christopher's made it quite clear how he feels, so I just hope he does turn up,
40:11because Oliver could really do with the support.
40:13I mean, it's hardly like I'm a scarlet woman.
40:15Will you just stop going on about your ruddy fancy man?
40:18You know, all day long, you have been banging on about your love life.
40:22And I'm pretending to listen because I'm your friend.
40:25But you know, you haven't got a clue what's going on for me, and you don't care.
40:28Well, excuse me for talking about my life for once, after listening to you wanging on about your boring problems
40:35for God knows how long.
40:42Sorry.
40:44Sorry.
40:44Sorry, Steph.
40:46It's just, you know, me and John.
40:51No, it's nothing.
40:52It's fine.
40:54You sure?
40:56Absolutely, yeah.
40:57And look, I'd better get off, because we're having a talk.
41:02Okay.
41:04Good luck.
41:06And you know, I am always here for you.
41:09There's always a bottle of wine or seven.
41:11Shame on you.
41:27You waited.
41:29I can't believe you stayed.
41:36Come here.
41:41So what happened with Mead?
41:44He's full of crap.
41:47But he'll get his.
41:48Come on.
41:57Come with me.
41:59Come with me.
42:01And we will see eternity.
42:05Take my hand.
42:07Take my hand.
42:08I'll take you to the promised land.
42:20Come with me.
42:20What is this?
42:22I said I'd get your life away from school.
42:24Ta-da.
42:26I hate to run on your parade.
42:28How's this away from school?
42:29Well, don't upset your progress by pushing you too hard too fast.
42:32Baby steps.
42:33First, we get you rebelling at school.
42:34We'll handle the big wide world later.
42:37Mmm, popcorn.
42:38We can't watch a film without popcorn.
42:40Do you know nothing?
42:42Tonight's screening.
42:43Rita, Sue and Bob, too.
42:44Do you remember we sneaked in to see it?
42:46I remember you nearly forgot your date of birth.
42:48You nearly got us kicked out.
42:50You ate all the popcorn.
42:52Will my portly pass never be forgotten?
42:56Just give it a chance, Rich.
43:01Just give it a chance.
43:10Look, Oliver, I'm sure he'll come round.
43:13You know, given time.
43:15That's out here.
43:16He's pretty stubborn.
43:18I'm not about to let him ruin this for us.
43:23It's my chair, is it?
43:26Of course it is, Sonny.
43:27I'll take a pew.
43:42Look, can I just, erm...
43:47Apologise.
43:48For what I said today.
43:50To both of you.
43:52Turns out I didn't handle things as well as I could have done, and...
43:57I'm sorry.
43:59Yeah.
44:02Me, me too.
44:04Have you...
44:05Have you felt like that?
44:06I've handled things badly or insensitively.
44:09Sorry.
44:12Right, well, that's that out of the way.
44:15Let's have a top up.
44:17She'll have your mother.
44:25That's the one.
44:27How do you know he'd be here?
44:28Heard them talking about it earlier.
44:33You sure this is a good idea, Finn?
44:35Why don't you just forget about it?
44:37I've got to show him, Amy.
44:38I thought you understood that.
44:40I thought you got me.
44:42Well, how can he if you never let me know what you're really thinking?
44:46We're supposed to be soulmates, but...
44:48You never talk to me about anything proper.
44:50You just treat me like one of them.
44:53Don't you trust me, Finn?
44:56Yeah, of course I do.
45:02Talk to me, then.
45:04Look, what is it about me that's got to you?
45:08She's full of crap.
45:16Treats me like I'm this little project.
45:20You've got to show him.
45:23Okay.
45:25Then let's show him.
45:29I won't let you down, Finn.
45:32I love you.
45:40Come on, baby.
45:45Come on, baby.
46:05Come on, baby.
46:06Come on, baby.
46:07You're the first.
46:08You're the first.
46:09Let's go.
46:10Look at him.
46:10Oh!
46:35What?
46:37What?
46:38He all moves from the eighties as well.
46:40I don't believe it. I've been marked on my seduction technique.
46:46Have you not learned any new tricks?
46:49No.
47:03Hey!
47:04Hey!
47:07Now listen.
47:08What?
47:09Could Madame be so impertinent as to inquire whether Monsieur could join her back at first for a nightcap perchance?
47:17Absolutely not!
47:19Taxi!
47:19J'aime le taxi, Madame!
47:22Steph!
47:23Sorry.
47:26Ruby, what are you doing here? What's happened?
47:29It didn't really work as I'd planned with John.
47:32And he's kicked me out.
47:34I didn't want to spoil your night, but I didn't know what else to do.
47:39Come here.
47:42Well, I suppose you'd better come back to mine.
47:47I'll, er...
47:48Chris, do you mind if I jump in with you?
47:50Yeah, of course.
47:51Come on.
47:52I'm looking.
48:04Lucky escape.
48:05Come on.
48:06Come on.
48:12Oh, I don't believe this.
48:15Come on.
48:33Come on.