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00:29Go ahead.
00:30Have a good day, mate.
00:31Don't be too long.
00:40I can't believe you still ain't doing it.
00:42I spoke to Rachel one week ago.
00:43Me and your dad's marriage ended years and years ago, and you're still so fit to bring it up.
00:47I said I'm sorry.
00:48I and your mum are supposed to have made something.
00:50I needed someone to talk to.
00:52So how much did you tell her?
00:54Just about a day.
00:54Are you sure we didn't tell her anything else?
00:58Sorry for funny loyalty, eh?
01:00Right.
01:01I'm late.
01:02Can't keep Rachel waiting, now can I?
01:04Mum.
01:10Oh, Eddie.
01:11Thank you so much for coming in early.
01:12Where's Melissa?
01:13Oh, I should come in.
01:14I'm good.
01:15Look, the inspector says she's going to be here just after eight, so I do know I'd like everything organised
01:18by then.
01:19I can't say I'm looking forward to this.
01:21I'm going to be fine.
01:23Oh, sorry I'm late.
01:24God, this inspection, nightmare or what?
01:26It's a spot inspection.
01:29They know they're going to have to see anything as polished as a scheduled inspection.
01:31No, but it's the first day with the new caterers.
01:33Our creche is so full you could mistake this place for a baby factory.
01:36Plus we've got a long list of kids who could kick off at any moment.
01:39Great.
01:39We have got no reason to be embarrassed about the creche.
01:42We should be proud of it.
01:43As far as problem students, you know, that's what we do.
01:45These are the kids we teach.
01:47Okay, message received loud and clear.
01:51Well, I just want this day to be as hassle-free as possible.
01:54Okay.
01:55Oh, and Eddie, can you keep an eye on L. Kelly?
01:57Do you know what?
01:57I think L. Kelly's really turned a corner.
01:59This thing he's got going with Maxine Marlowe.
02:00It's had a really good effect on him.
02:02Okay.
02:02Roll on 315.
02:11Hi, love.
02:13Can't stop, right?
02:14Word, fingers crossed.
02:15You might be coming home with me tonight.
02:16Nice.
02:18Hi, Maz.
02:24Look, whatever happened, yeah?
02:26My sister's still at yours, so it's not like I'm going to disappear.
02:30See you later, yeah?
02:32Yeah, sure.
02:39Hey, you're keen, aren't you?
02:40I feel like nerves in it.
02:42I'm not sure how today's going to go.
02:44Well, every day's a big day when you run your own business.
02:47It's just, I've got my meeting later on with social services.
02:50See if I get my kids back.
02:53Yeah?
02:53Don't worry, it's after lunch.
02:55I didn't mean it like that, it's just...
02:57I know.
03:00We can't screw this up.
03:02We've got to stay focused.
03:04Buck stops with us now.
03:06I know.
03:10Are you serious?
03:12Yeah, I mean, we've talked about it.
03:14I know, but I thought we were just talking.
03:17No, I want us to have a baby.
03:20I know what happened with you last time, but it's not going to be like that.
03:26I thought we wanted the same things.
03:27We do, but why not wait a bit till we left school?
03:30Because it feels right, doesn't it?
03:32I mean, we want to be together.
03:34We could have a home.
03:35That's more important than that.
03:37It's not that simple.
03:38If you want something and you can get it, then you'd be mad not to take it.
03:46You're not going to answer that.
03:48Are you listening to what I'm saying to you?
03:51I'm not talking about doing homework or something.
03:57I'm talking about us having a kid.
04:00And a home.
04:01A proper one.
04:04Which is something that me and you would never add.
04:10It's what I want, but maybe I should have just kept my mouth shut.
04:15I want it too.
04:22Wait!
04:29Mr Cleaver?
04:30It was Koreshi.
04:32Eh, did you bring my stuff?
04:35Ah, it's in the car.
04:36It's in the car, I expect.
04:37It's just that I need a first thing.
04:38I know, I know.
04:39I promise I will bring it in first period, OK?
04:43It's that smile that inspectors have that bothers me.
04:47I mean, if they just came in and said,
04:49we're here to shaft you.
04:50At least you know where you're stood.
04:52Well, surely you've seen enough of them not to be bothered anymore.
04:54Well, it's a bit like going to the doctors for a prostate check, isn't it?
04:59I mean, no matter how much you brace yourself,
05:01it's always more demeaning and embarrassing than you remember.
05:05Well, that would have to be today.
05:07Classes I've got, the inspectorship issued.
05:09We're established.
05:10Right, the kids think the inspector's there to watch them.
05:14Tell them it's an educational psychologist.
05:16That'll shut them up.
05:18I don't see what all the fuss is about.
05:20Oh, yeah?
05:20Why's that, then?
05:21Just polished the gym floor, have we?
05:24Finally mastered the offside rule.
05:27No, sport is a constant test, isn't it?
05:29There's no hiding behind marking or paperwork or...
05:332.15 at Newmarket.
05:42Don't you dare.
05:44Just wait there like I told you to, OK?
05:46Don't go out.
05:46Don't do anything until I get there, right?
05:48I'm OK, Earl.
05:49What's he got to do with you?
05:52Do you want to start that again, hmm?
05:55I'm sorry, miss.
05:57Right.
05:58So how are you feeling about today?
06:01Your social services assessment?
06:04Yeah, that was Mum on the phone, then she's stressing.
06:07Well, all the more reason to go easy on her, isn't it?
06:10We've got a big day as well today.
06:11We've got the inspectors coming in.
06:12So I only want to hear good things about you.
06:15And do not let me see you with that phone again, right?
06:17Sure thing, miss.
06:21What did I just say?
06:24That was mint.
06:26Come on then, like this one, what you can do.
06:29Come on.
06:29Come on.
06:30Come on.
06:30Oh, thank you.
06:31That was hot.
06:32I'll be blue.
06:32Oh, thank you.
06:36Miss Farris.
06:38Miss Mason.
06:40Thanks for the welcoming committee.
06:42So many schools don't bother these days.
06:45I'm here to assess the school.
06:48I don't expect you to have had a cure for teenage boys.
06:51But it's a relief.
06:53But as you know, we are a broad-based community school.
06:55Um, recent innovations.
06:57We've got a breakfast club, a creche, an adult learning.
07:00That all sounds great, but let's start with the basics, shall we?
07:02How about we kick off with the three R's?
07:06Mr Lawson's Year 11 maths class.
07:08Really?
07:09Um, well, that set does contain some of our most challenging pupils.
07:13Including the infamous Earl Kelly.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Earl Kelly's quite a star at the LEA.
07:19Anyway, I want to see him in action.
07:22So think hard about how Bronte creates sympathy for the character of Jane Eyre.
07:29Just concentrate on your work, everyone.
07:31You've got 12 minutes to get the answer.
07:33Miss Koreshi.
07:34Mr Cleaver.
07:36I was teaching materials that you wanted.
07:40Yeah, thank you.
07:42Mr Cleaver.
07:44Uh, my pleasure.
07:47Carry on with your work, guys.
07:54Oh, my gosh.
07:56Miss, you drop your knickers.
07:58Yep.
07:59You can do so much better.
08:01She's well just showing off.
08:03Just concentrate on your work, please.
08:05I can't believe a look.
08:07Someone like her pulling someone like Mr Cleaver.
08:11Probably just trying to be kind.
08:13Thanks, Alicia.
08:14I don't think teachers should be allowed.
08:15Not with each other.
08:16It's not fair enough.
08:18I know.
08:18It's like the images have been burnt into my brain.
08:21Come on, Deb.
08:21Back to work.
08:22Yeah, but miss, it's not me throwing my knickers on the floor now, is it?
08:24Ten minutes.
08:27So, they take £15,000 on the door.
08:30The promoter takes 15%.
08:32The remaining balance is split between the band in the ratio 2 to 3 to 5.
08:38£15,000.
08:39£15,000.
08:39It's from pricey dollars.
08:40It's made from gold.
08:43So, how much does each band member get?
08:45Anyone?
08:46Anyone?
08:50The total number of shares is what?
08:53Ten.
08:54Ten.
08:54And £13,500 divided by 10 is what?
08:58£13,500.
08:59Therefore, the split is 2,700, 4,050 and 6,750 to the lead singer.
09:15Which isn't bad considering he probably mimes to a backing track.
09:18And what with the bar takings, the vending machines and the cloakrooms, the club doesn't
09:22do too badly either.
09:31Very good.
09:38You all right, love?
09:40Listen, do you fancy a takeaway tonight, eh?
09:42I've got an out in and after a day of random inspection, I will not fancy going to the shop.
09:47If you like.
09:48Erm, it's meant to be a treat.
09:50Sorry.
09:51Can I come round for dinner tonight?
09:53Oh, Maxine.
09:54Steph, we're serious.
09:58Me and Earl, we're thinking about starting a family.
10:03A family?
10:04Yeah, that's right.
10:06With Earl Kelly.
10:07Maxine, you can't be serious.
10:09I know what you think, it's not like that.
10:11We've been talking about it and planning it and he's changed, he really has.
10:14Oh, Max.
10:15Steph, you should hear him.
10:16You should hear how he talks about having a baby, how he talks about me.
10:20Because he's telling you what you want to hear.
10:22So that he can twist you round his little finger like he does with everybody else.
10:25You're wrong.
10:26He loves me.
10:27Max, if I had a pound for every time.
10:28This is different.
10:29Max.
10:37Sir, we've done this before.
10:39You don't do poetry, Langley.
10:42Repeated study enhances our understanding and our enjoyment.
10:48Come on.
10:52Miss Shackleton, I'm sure Miss Fellows would be interested in your input into a lesson
10:58like this.
11:06Come on, love, calm down.
11:12Is everything ready for Miss Fellows?
11:14I thought you were showing around.
11:15What he thought wrong?
11:17Again.
11:18Rachel, haven't we been over this?
11:21Have you talked to Eddie yet?
11:22No, as I keep telling you, there is no need because I applied for the divorce months ago.
11:27Right, so you're just going to keep on lying to him in the hope that it's going to come
11:30through before you commit bigamy?
11:31I'm not lying to him, Rachel.
11:33You hardly tell him the truth, are you?
11:34You don't know what you're talking about.
11:36Anyway, you're basing all this on the words of a child.
11:38Yes, I am.
11:39He's your son and he's afraid you are going to commit a crime.
11:41Look, everything is going to be fine when the divorce comes through.
11:43Oh, right.
11:44If it ever does come through.
11:45You don't believe me, do you?
11:46No, I don't, Melissa.
11:47I don't believe you at all.
11:48And why should I?
11:49Look at poor Eddie.
11:49He believes you're single and what's it going to do to him?
11:56Miss Fellows.
11:58Hello, Miss Fellows.
12:00So are you ready for your full-on whistle-stop tour of Waterloo Road's extended services?
12:05Sounds hugely exciting, but I've got that down for period three.
12:08I'm looking for a year nine history class.
12:11Well, let me show you the way.
12:13It's very easy to lose your bearings around here.
12:19Hang on.
12:20You're going to have a baby with her.
12:21We're just talking about it.
12:24What, now?
12:25Yeah.
12:26Are you mad?
12:27You're as bad as Steph.
12:28How come everyone was happy for Chloe?
12:30All I mean is, babies are usually accidents, aren't they?
12:34Exactly, but Earl's not like that.
12:36He's planning it.
12:37We're going to get a place, so when the baby comes, it's in a proper home.
12:41Have you told A, Doc?
12:43Fuck what a good that did.
12:44She's always hated her.
12:46Well?
12:47You and all, eh, Janice?
12:50No.
12:52It's just, you know what people say?
12:53They don't know him, and neither do you.
12:56You should have heard him.
12:57He knew all about the other baby.
12:59You understand that it's a big deal for me.
13:01He really cares, you know.
13:03But still.
13:04But nothing!
13:06Janice, you're supposed to be my best mate.
13:15Max, are you still a boy?
13:17He had to go somewhere, an appointment with your social worker.
13:20Oh, wait a minute, that was yesterday.
13:21He just left.
13:22Call him and ask him if you want.
13:25What?
13:26Janice Earl means everything to me.
13:29He makes me feel dead special.
13:30But if you can't be happy for me, then...
13:37Max.
13:46Yeah, I'm tired, but, you know.
13:51I just saw Rob with Bolton.
13:53Yeah, they're going to be training every day from now on.
13:57He's quite full-on, isn't he?
13:59Rob?
14:00Just a little.
14:01Whatever he does, he does to the max.
14:04No, I mean with Bolton.
14:06How do you mean?
14:07Well, the way he pushes him, it's...
14:09Yeah, Rob's a motivator.
14:12He sees his roles unlocking the kid's potential.
14:15No, but he's...
14:16But what, Davina?
14:17What are you trying to say?
14:19Well, from what I saw, it didn't look good.
14:22You know, he was standing over him, shouting at him, sh...
14:27Excuse me, ladies.
14:35Oh, Jaz, I even saw him kick him, OK?
14:41No.
14:42Rob wouldn't do that.
14:43He's not like that.
14:45I'm telling you, because...
14:46Because from what I saw, it looked like bullying.
14:59Look, with a baby, we'll get priority on the council, won't we?
15:02We'll be set up.
15:03Where are you going to live is the least of it?
15:08Think of all the things that are going to change.
15:10I want things to change.
15:13Earl will be a brilliant dad.
15:14Can't see that happening.
15:16Because you don't know him like I do.
15:17I'm his sister.
15:18Hey, exactly, does he talk to you about his feelings and stuff?
15:21He doesn't have any.
15:22Not any normal ones, anyway.
15:23There you go, see, you've got no idea.
15:27Well, there's the man himself.
15:32Who's that?
15:33Oh, look at the state of her.
15:35One free of it, Earl, I need my money.
15:37Oh, that's that Jade Donahue.
15:39She was in his last class at his old school.
15:40And what's she doing here?
15:41It's like drops.
15:43Nah, she's probably on the streets, and he's just pimping her.
15:45Shut up!
15:45Ha, ha, ha.
15:48I'm going anywhere.
15:49Just get off me!
15:51And what in the money are you getting nothing?
15:56What?
16:05Like I said, she's from back home.
16:07It's a long way to come to say hello.
16:09She just turned up.
16:10She's mental.
16:10It's like she's stalking me or something.
16:12Well, why is she even here?
16:13She'll look like a junkie.
16:15Tell me about it.
16:16I was just trying to help the girl, but now she won't leave me alone.
16:19So why not be straight with me?
16:20Because she means nothing.
16:22Not compared to what we're talking about.
16:27So you're not selling her drugs or anything?
16:28What?
16:29No!
16:31And she's not on the game?
16:33Max, whatever her problem is, it's nothing to do with me.
16:36She was just in the area begging for money.
16:38And you know me, I was just trying to do the decent thing.
16:40But I just didn't want you and the social worker to see me with her.
16:44And you and this jade were you ever an item?
16:46Yeah, but years ago.
16:49And Max, she's got nothing on you.
16:52And I'm not going to let that skank screw us two up.
16:59Max, you want everything that I want.
17:03And I can't wait until tonight.
17:08Why?
17:09What's happening tonight?
17:11Well, you tell me.
17:13But if we're going to be having a baby...
17:16I want to be ready for this.
17:18Organised.
17:19Well, that doesn't mean that...
17:20We've got to practice, haven't we?
17:27I always thought Maxine was quite sussed.
17:29She has chosen the nastiest, most untrustworthy little scrote going.
17:34I'm sure most parents of teenage girls feel a little bit like that about their boyfriends.
17:38Earl isn't exactly your average scrote, though, is he?
17:40She's doing it to wind me up.
17:43Steph, this isn't about you.
17:45That's easy for you to say, Matt.
17:47Yeah, maybe, but it's not like you're kicking off.
17:49It's going to change Maxine's mind, is it?
17:51Meet her halfway.
17:52Meaning?
17:53Why don't you give Earl a chance?
17:58Talk to him.
18:00Matt's right.
18:01If you're going too hard, you're just going to push them closer together.
18:03Then you're going to be stuck with a little sod.
18:05Don't tell me I have to like him, Tom.
18:07Okay, forget Earl.
18:08Make this about you and Maxine.
18:10Show that you're on her side, no matter what.
18:12Yeah, but if you do invest in Earl, then he's going to lose his rebellious appeal.
18:16She'll look elsewhere.
18:18Reverse psychology.
18:19Parental approval, the great passion killer.
18:22Everybody thought that Sam was a lost cause from a family of hopeless cases, but all she
18:27ever needed was a chance.
18:29A bit of time, a bit of respect.
18:32She's a lucky girl.
18:33Yeah, we might well be heading home today.
18:37How did we end up like this?
18:39Have you heard us?
18:41None of us have had kids, but here we are, a trio of anxious parents worrying about our
18:45troublesome teenagers.
19:06You've certainly gone great.
19:08Well, some schools are in serious denial about pupil parenting.
19:11Here we try to give them as much support as possible.
19:13Some people might say that by supporting them, you're encouraging them.
19:17Well, all we're doing is helping them continue their education.
19:19Here, a mum is learning and she's getting help with childcare.
19:23Plus, a lot of our other students like to help out here.
19:26Hi, Sam.
19:27Which means they have a much better idea of what's actually involved when it comes to making
19:31their own decisions.
19:33So you're seeing it work as a deterrent?
19:35Hands-on experience can only be a good thing.
19:37The more mum knows, the better for everyone.
20:01Maxine, nobody wants to stop you doing what you want with your life.
20:04I've always thought you'll make a smashing mum.
20:07You could have fooled me.
20:09It's just, you're so young.
20:11Why not wait a bit?
20:13I'm old enough.
20:13It's not like it'd be my first time.
20:15Yeah, but that's just it.
20:16You know how big a deal it is.
20:19Why don't you at least wait till after your exams, eh?
20:21Give yourself a chance.
20:22Earl doesn't want to.
20:23And what do you want?
20:25We want the same.
20:26That's why Earl's special.
20:27Oh, Maxine.
20:29We all want to have a bit of fun, but having a baby with the likes of Earl Kelly...
20:33Because you're an expert on all this.
20:36Having kids and relationships, yeah?
20:51Right, come on, you.
20:54What the hell's happening?
21:03So?
21:05What?
21:06You've been inspected yet?
21:08Oh, yeah.
21:09Yeah, she, er, she seemed really nice.
21:11Really?
21:12Good.
21:14Did you, er, straighten things out with Philip?
21:17I hope so.
21:19He hasn't said anything to you, has he?
21:21No.
21:23You and Rachel were niggling at each other earlier.
21:26Yeah, you know, sister stuff.
21:28So, between Earl and Philip, you're not exactly flavour of the month, are you?
21:31No.
21:32Well, you'd better not fall out of me, then, are you really in this duck?
21:37Hey.
21:38Sort it out with Rachel.
21:40Whatever it is.
21:41Doesn't do anyone any good to work in an atmosphere like that.
21:44Hey.
22:05Rach.
22:07I'm sorry about earlier.
22:09I'm sorry about all this...
22:11this mess.
22:14I don't want to muck Eddie around, you know that.
22:16Then don't.
22:21Oh, I'm sorry, too.
22:24I've probably been way too heavy-handed about the whole thing, haven't I?
22:27Yeah, you have a bit.
22:29It's just because Philip was so upset about it, Melissa.
22:32I mean, you and Eddie, you're both adults, and you've both been round the block a few times.
22:36But Philip, he's...
22:38Well, as you know, he's at a very difficult age, and it's going to be hard enough for him to
22:43see you get married again without all this...
22:44I know, I know.
22:45I think he feels very conflicted.
22:46He really likes Eddie, but his dad is...
22:48He still is dead, and I've just got to make the whole thing worse.
22:52Come on.
22:53It's easily fixed, eh?
22:55Eh?
22:56When everything's straightened out and your divorce comes through, like you say, all this will be forgotten.
23:02And I think that you three can be...
23:05You can be really happy together, can't you?
23:08Yeah.
23:09Yeah.
23:09All sorted.
23:14Thanks, Rach.
23:18Okay.
23:25It's saying that things can only be perfect in our minds, not in the real world.
23:30Okay.
23:31Yeah, and that you've got to accept life the way it is.
23:35Things can't always be perfect.
23:39Good.
23:40Eh, boat in with your feet, Dante.
23:43Hemingway would have been proud.
23:44I'm not.
23:47We've got to go.
23:48Our appointment.
23:49Eh, as quick as you can.
23:53Right.
23:54Back to the real world.
23:59Uh, Maxine.
24:00Eh, I've got to go, sir.
24:01Toilet.
24:03Well, can't it wait till break?
24:04No, sorry.
24:08Anyone else?
24:10Sorry, Mr. Clarkson, but I, uh, actually need to get to my next door class.
24:14Settle down.
24:23Jade, isn't it?
24:24You looking for her?
24:26Yeah.
24:26Do you know who he is?
24:28Yeah, but you can't do this today.
24:30But I need my money.
24:32Some of it, at least.
24:33Earl wants to help.
24:34He's kind of that, but you've got to understand that.
24:36Tide!
24:37Are you joking at you?
24:39Like I said, he wants to help.
24:40I don't want help.
24:42I want my money.
24:43Your money.
24:45Ed, come back here.
24:48His money's all you're after.
24:49He hasn't got a lot of it.
24:51We need it.
24:52You can't just turn up and bleed us dry.
24:54You what?
24:55What, you want it for?
24:56Drugs?
24:57No.
24:57What then?
24:58For the baby.
25:00What baby?
25:04Earl's baby.
25:06That's what I want the money for.
25:17Oi, come back.
25:19Whoa.
25:20What's up?
25:21I'm nervous.
25:22I don't see why he's so nervous.
25:25It's exciting, baby.
25:26It is what it is.
25:28Our little baby on screen.
25:30And you two are going where?
25:33Hospital, miss.
25:34Are you okay?
25:34Prenatal scan.
25:36Yeah, and we're going to be late if we don't.
25:41Quite a production line you've got going.
25:44You're lying!
25:46There's no baby.
25:47You're just trying hard to get money out of him.
25:51So how old is it then?
25:53Three days.
25:54Do you think I know we'll look like this?
25:56God, you're lying!
25:58You're just trying hard to get cash out of her
26:01because you know that he's soft like that.
26:03Come and see if you like.
26:12I've not finished that yet.
26:13What does it look like?
26:14I've only got one pair of hands.
26:16If you want to have done faster,
26:17we should have fired an octopus.
26:19They'll have to be cheap to cover our profit margins.
26:25Rose, could I have a word?
26:27It's about your earl.
26:29Oh, what's he done now?
26:29Nothing.
26:30It's just that now that he and Maxine are dating,
26:32I thought we might have a little chat.
26:34Our last one was a bit awkward.
26:36I'm sure he's not done anything, only I'd love to do it.
26:37No, no, no, no.
26:38Just he and I got off on the wrong foot, as it were.
26:41That'll be earl.
26:42He's always been like that.
26:44First day at nursery,
26:45smacked his key worker in the mouth
26:46with the Boseman path band.
26:47Kids, eh?
26:48Anyway, our little sod kept one of her teeth
26:50in his pocket all the way through primary.
26:52A trophy, the psychologist said.
26:54Air shirt, deep tongue.
26:55He's a smashing lad.
26:57I'm sure he is.
26:58Just talk to him.
26:59He responds to that, you know, sure we all do?
27:01He'd really appreciate that from you.
27:03He's crazy about your Maxine.
27:14There you go.
27:18Good, healthy heartbeats.
27:23That's our baby, Chloe.
27:26That's our baby.
27:27You are going to be the best mum on earth.
27:30And I swear, I'm going to do everything I can do to help you.
27:38It's our baby.
28:03Oh, yeah, everybody.
28:09All right, you left a baby here all along with y'all.
28:12Shh.
28:13He's been doing that life.
28:14All the time he's doing my head in,
28:16please, just do something.
28:18I can't stand it.
28:20Shh.
28:27I know I shouldn't have left it.
28:29But you were crying and crying
28:30and I didn't have any cash left.
28:32I know I weren't answering my calls.
28:34This is really Earl's baby.
28:37Now can I have my money?
28:39I've got like 12 quid.
28:41Well, forget it then.
28:43What?
28:44That'll do for nappers and stuff.
28:45Where's the rest?
28:46The five grand.
28:49For the baby.
28:52What?
28:52I don't care what Earl says.
28:54I just want my money
28:55and I want rid of it as soon as possible.
28:57That was the deal.
28:58You're going to sell this baby?
29:00Yeah.
29:02And Earl knows this.
29:03Of course, it was his idea.
29:06To begin with, he was all,
29:07we're going to start a family
29:08and it'll be great.
29:10And he came back and said
29:11we'd both be quids in if we flogged it.
29:15Are you OK with that?
29:20Yeah.
29:23I mean, being here's not great,
29:25but we had to stop social workers getting it.
29:33But five grand's loads.
29:38What else am I going to do?
29:40Play happy families?
29:42With him?
29:43Get out of it.
29:46I'd rather die.
30:10Earl?
30:13You?
30:13You OK, mate?
30:15Yeah, great.
30:16Thanks for asking.
30:18I just thought we might have a little chat.
30:20You know,
30:21seeing as how we're going to be
30:22seeing a fair bit of each other
30:23with you and Maxine.
30:25Well,
30:26you know.
30:28Do you know what, Steph?
30:29I'd love to,
30:30but I'm really busy right now.
30:33But I'll tell you what,
30:34I'm coming round to yours later,
30:34so maybe we can do it then.
30:37Yeah?
30:39What's for tea?
30:41Oh,
30:42better, yeah.
30:42Surprise me.
30:44See you later.
30:47See you later.
31:07If you've got anything to say about me and my coaching,
31:10then you can say it to my face,
31:11eh?
31:13It was a private conversation.
31:15With a friend.
31:17Oh,
31:17well,
31:17that makes it all right then,
31:19doesn't it?
31:20Yeah.
31:21I said it looked like you were bullying him.
31:24Right.
31:24And the way you're acting now
31:25makes me think that I was right.
31:27What's going on?
31:28Nothing.
31:28Just a bit of backstabbing.
31:30Did you expect me not to tell him?
31:31And so what?
31:32I'm supposed to turn a blind eye, am I?
31:34Oh,
31:34grow up.
31:34It was coaching.
31:35A grown man hurling abuse at a school kid.
31:38You ought to keep a shorter leash on her, mate.
31:40She doesn't know what she's talking about.
31:41So you're saying you didn't kick him either?
31:43No.
31:43I didn't kick him.
31:44Well,
31:44you're a liar and a bully then.
31:45You're the liar.
31:46What,
31:47are you jealous or something?
31:48Jealous?
31:49Of having a bully as a boyfriend?
31:50Do you...
31:50You don't shut up about that.
31:51What?
31:52What?
31:52You can...
31:52What's wrong?
31:53Hang on, then.
31:53Tom,
31:53leave it.
31:54Tom,
31:55leave it.
31:55Hey,
31:56Tom,
31:57Rob,
31:57what's going on?
32:06Don't mind me.
32:09I'll speak to you later.
32:12Any more,
32:13you reckon?
32:14No,
32:14just a couple of stragglers.
32:16Here you go,
32:17love.
32:18The sausages.
32:20Okay.
32:21Oh.
32:22Hey,
32:23we did good,
32:24didn't we?
32:24Yeah,
32:25just like normal.
32:26No,
32:26no,
32:27no,
32:27no,
32:27no,
32:27no.
32:28We were in charge.
32:29We did this.
32:32Oh,
32:32look,
32:33go on,
32:33get going.
32:34No,
32:34no,
32:34I wasn't...
32:35Go on,
32:35get going.
32:36And I want you to promise me
32:38that you'll come back
32:39and tell me how it went.
32:40Oh,
32:40you ain't gonna want to see me
32:41if this goes badly.
32:42It won't.
32:44Come here.
32:46Oh,
32:47look,
32:48you've done lots already.
32:49And if you can convince me,
32:51a social worker,
32:52it will be a walk-over.
32:55Go on, darling.
32:57Hmm.
33:09What?
33:10Nothing.
33:12Just eat quick, yeah,
33:13because that food on your cheek
33:14where you keep missing your mouth.
33:16Dead sexy,
33:17that is.
33:18Sure.
33:22I guess at least
33:23your mum gets to feed you guys
33:24up at lunchtime.
33:25Must help a bit.
33:27Yeah, normal times from now on.
33:29You know,
33:29if it was,
33:29we're at the social.
33:34What?
33:36Nothing.
33:36Just,
33:37it's good to see
33:37he's a positive.
33:50Oh,
33:51Max,
33:51where have you been?
33:53I can't find you at dinner.
33:54I've lost my appetite.
33:56What?
33:58You and me.
34:00We're over.
34:02Finished.
34:04You're dumping me.
34:05Oh,
34:05well done.
34:07What,
34:07what about tonight?
34:09Well,
34:10there's EastEnders,
34:11followed by...
34:12Max,
34:12what's going on?
34:13As if you didn't know.
34:16This morning,
34:17we were safe.
34:19try it on someone
34:20who doesn't think
34:21you're scum.
34:37Max!
34:40Max!
34:42Max!
34:44Max!
34:45Max,
34:46Max,
34:46what's going on?
34:48Why are you doing this?
34:49I know.
34:52You know what?
34:53Whatever anyone's said,
34:54it's lies.
34:56I'll have spoken to Jade.
34:58What?
34:58That skank?
35:00I've held the baby.
35:01I know what you were
35:02going to do to it.
35:03That's Jade's baby.
35:06I wish
35:07I had never
35:08set eyes on you.
35:14Max!
35:15Max!
35:38Miss Mason.
35:39Come down for a game?
35:42No, actually,
35:43it was, uh,
35:46it was, um,
35:46boxing
35:47that I wanted to have
35:48a word about,
35:48um,
35:49fighting
35:50in general.
35:52Yeah, um,
35:53what happened
35:53in the staff room
35:55was completely
35:56unacceptable
35:57and I
35:58apologised for my part in it.
35:59I mean,
35:59it is bad enough
36:00having the kids
36:00square up against each other
36:01but teachers,
36:02you know,
36:02in front of an inspector.
36:03I know,
36:03I apologise.
36:04It won't happen again.
36:05Promise.
36:06Good.
36:08It's the cause of the argument
36:09that I'm worried about.
36:11People just don't
36:12understand what we're doing.
36:14Well, that just means
36:14that we have to be
36:15all the more careful.
36:16You of all people know
36:17that boxing in schools
36:18is controversial.
36:20Don't make it any more so.
36:21I'm teaching Bolton
36:22to hit
36:23and to be hit
36:24and to do that
36:24he's got to be tough
36:25and it's my job
36:26to toughen him up.
36:27See, I would...
36:29You cannot approach it
36:31in the same way
36:32as any other subject.
36:33Rob, this is a quiet word.
36:35Dina does not
36:36know what she's talking about.
36:37No one's accusing you
36:39or confronting you.
36:40I'm quite happy
36:41to keep boxing
36:42as an option here.
36:43It just means
36:44that you have to make sure
36:45that you handle it
36:45in the appropriate way,
36:47OK?
36:47Hmm?
36:48Yeah.
36:49We'll have to come
36:50under scrutiny
36:51and criticism at times.
36:53It's just part of our job.
36:56Maybe Bolton
36:57isn't the only one
36:57who needs to toughen up it,
36:58you know?
37:02It's just sick.
37:04It's disgusting.
37:05I just feel so stupid.
37:08I really thought
37:09what he was changing
37:11that I'd seen a side of him
37:13no one else had
37:16and then I find out about this.
37:18He's just a dog.
37:19He's not worth it.
37:20I've been going around
37:21telling everyone
37:22how serious he was about me.
37:25How they were wrong about him.
37:28Then this.
37:30Do you reckon
37:30he was going to sell yours or not?
37:31I don't know.
37:35No, it doesn't matter
37:36who wants to be
37:37with someone like that.
37:38Someone who could do that.
37:40Wait until everyone
37:41finds out why he dumped him
37:42and realise what a scumbag he is.
37:44He can't tell no one, OK?
37:46How stupid would I look then?
37:48Or worse,
37:49they'll think I was part of it.
37:50No, they won't.
37:51That poor little thing.
37:56It's never done anything to anyone
37:58but it's got them two for parents.
38:00Not for long.
38:01Not if Earl's got anything to do with it.
38:03Yeah, there's no way
38:04I'm letting them sell it.
38:06Anyone's better than them two.
38:07It'll go to someone that wanted it.
38:09Yeah, but who?
38:11Some freak of it, isn't it?
38:13Earl's not going to care
38:14as long as he gets his money.
38:16If you grass them up,
38:17everyone's going to know.
38:18Yeah, but I'm not having that baby
38:20on my conscience.
38:22No way!
38:24If Stefan and everyone says
38:25I told you so,
38:26then fair enough,
38:27they were right.
38:29Earl's not going to be our pair.
38:32So,
38:34he's never cared about
38:35anyone else's feelings
38:36and the whole of his life
38:37sodding.
38:39Well, you know what to do then.
38:40Just a phone call
38:41and it's over.
38:53No, Sambuca.
38:55It's not
38:56press one for sale
38:58to hold a speech
38:58to an operator.
39:00French should be spoken
39:01with feeling.
39:02It should be spoken
39:02with love.
39:05Steph.
39:06Yes, Maxine?
39:07How can I help you?
39:08I need to talk to you.
39:09Well, quickly.
39:14Outside.
39:18After the class
39:19would be more suitable, Maxine.
39:21Right.
39:23I'm sorry, Steph.
39:26I'm sorry.
39:29I'm sorry.
39:41Max!
39:43I'm sorry.
39:46I'm sorry.
39:47I'm sorry.
40:02I'm sorry.
40:07I'm sorry.
40:10Bolton.
40:15Can you pass the boots down, please?
40:21Just because you're not going to read them, Smiley,
40:24no need to chuck them about.
40:30Rob told me.
40:34Well, he had no right to.
40:36Just leave us alone.
40:38This is the best thing I've ever done,
40:39and you're messing it up.
40:40I was concerned for your welfare at...
40:42Don't turn this into some sort of a theatrical performance.
40:48But that's Miss Shackleton, sir.
40:49One of them do-gooders that's always sticking her nose in.
40:56Sorry for being so snappy this morning.
40:59I spoke to Rachel, and I've smoothed things over with her.
41:03With Rachel?
41:04Yeah.
41:05I've explained that the wheels are in motion,
41:06and it's only a matter of time before your dad and I are legally divorced.
41:11Yeah, but it's not just you, my dad, is it?
41:13Philip?
41:14Well, you were still married when you married my dad,
41:16and until you sort that out, you're a bigamist.
41:18Don't say that word.
41:21You're going to be a double bigamist.
41:23People go to prison for that, Mum.
41:24Well, I'm not going to, am I?
41:26Because no-one's going to blab about it, are they?
41:31It's not fair on Eddie, though, is it?
41:34Look.
41:36Phil.
41:38Phil, we can't tell Eddie.
41:40If we do, he's not going to stick around, really.
41:43Well, hey, if you want to let a few bureaucratic details ruin my life,
41:47well, our lives, then you just go ahead.
41:49You do what you have to do.
42:03Earl?
42:06Earl!
42:09Earl, Kelly, come here this minute!
42:13Oi!
42:24The baby's in, the first of them boarded-up houses on Tom Street.
42:29Be quick, please, it's urgent.
42:33OK.
42:35I don't think I can face going back out there.
42:38It's easy to wag off, on one condition.
42:40You what?
42:41You cheer up, this is over and done with now.
42:43If I have to spend the rest of the day with a mad yard,
42:45I'll take the chances on budging.
42:46Come on.
42:48And you'd better switch that off as well.
42:50Yeah, come on, let's get out of here.
42:55Max, it's me.
42:57Look, I'm sorry I couldn't talk to you before.
43:00Can you just give me a ring and let me know you're OK?
43:03Hi.
43:04Hello?
43:05Have you seen Max?
43:06She's not in class.
43:07I'm not cross with her, I'm just worried about her.
43:10She's chucked Earl.
43:12Chucked Earl?
43:12Why, what's he done?
43:14I don't know.
43:15She was furious with him earlier.
43:18He looked well-mental.
43:24So how did the day go?
43:26Well, I set out to cover a wide cross-section of subject, activity and age group.
43:31But, uh, overall, uh, overall?
43:36The range of social problems that affects your students is acutely apparent.
43:42But the way the school rises to the challenge is impressive.
43:48You've taken a brave step in extending the reach of the school beyond the classroom.
43:53And in the main, it's been successful.
43:55There's clear progress in all areas highlighted at your last full inspection.
44:01And the pastoral care is really good.
44:03Particularly in the case of the Kelly family.
44:06There are weak points, but nothing drastic.
44:11You should be proud.
44:31What happened?
44:33They can come home.
44:35Oh.
44:36All of them?
44:37Yes!
44:41Oh, today has been the best day!
44:44Woo!
44:58So, how's it going, you?
45:03Mum says we can go back and live with her, but it should be a laugh, us lot back together.
45:14Just hope it works out.
45:17Yeah, of course.
45:23Never has done it past.
45:25Not all my family.
45:27It's just one crisis after another.
45:32Well, this time we'll be different.
45:34And besides, you'll have a say in how it works out.
45:37You should be positive.
45:39Yeah?
45:40Yeah, it's really good news.
45:42Are you keen to get rid of me?
45:44No, of course not.
45:47I want what's best for you.
45:48We're only joking.
45:50Well, I wasn't.
45:54Sam, I want you to be happy.
45:57And if you ever need any help, or if you just need a space to chill, I'm here, okay?
46:10Tell your mum that I'm happy for her too.
46:14Why don't you tell her yourself?
46:16We're having to do what I has tonight.
46:17You should come round.
46:18No, no, no.
46:19It's a family thing.
46:22But if she ever needs my help, then I'm here, okay?
46:43See you later.
46:44Billy Chischik Kapsta.
46:47Yeah.
47:00I'm over here.
47:01Yeah.
47:03Yeah.
47:05Yeah.
47:08She out.
47:20Steph, can you come for a drink? Help me drown my sorrows.
47:23I've got to go and check on Maxine, make sure she's okay.
47:26Why, what's up?
47:27Earl Kelly.
47:30Good old Earl, eh?
47:31Oh, give the lad a break. He really stepped up to the plate today.
47:49What?
48:05Check you out, Nigella, what's up, eh?
48:08This is the least I could do. I'm so mean to Steph earlier on.
48:12You know what, even that you've binged him, I reckon that'll do the trick altogether, mate.
48:16You know what the best thing is? After him, anyone's going to seem like Prince Sham.
48:21No way, I am done with boys.
48:23Nothing but aggro. I'm going to become a nun.
48:27Yeah, right.
48:28I'm dead serious.
48:30What about Gary Entwistle?
48:33Are you joking? The nose on him, it'd be like snogging an elephant.
48:38Leave him at Dermot?
48:39No way, he went out with Tanya Evans. He'd need disinfecting.
48:43Pete Williamson.
48:44Oh, all right, if you twisted my arm.
48:54What?
48:59Maxine.
49:04You need to listen to me.
49:09Go, go, go.
49:10Out the way.
49:11Go, get out of the way.
49:16Move out the way.
49:21Nothing you say is going to make any difference, Earl.
49:24Besides, you can't come in here telling her what to do.
49:27She dumped you. I'll deal with it.
49:30Get out.
49:31Who do you think you are?
49:42I said, get out.
49:44It's got nothing to do with you.
49:55What are you doing, Earl? Why bring the gun?
49:57Because I need you to listen to me.
50:00All this is...
50:02It's a misunderstanding.
50:05But you're not letting me explain.
50:08And you need a gun for that?
50:17Hello?
50:18Police?
50:19I need you right now.
50:23Mum! Mum!
50:24Hey!
50:25Hey!
50:26Oh!
50:28Oh, I'm so proud of you.
50:30All of you.
50:31Even Earl, wherever he's got to.
50:33He should be here, but it doesn't matter
50:35because we're all under the same roof now.
50:36And that's the important thing,
50:37is nothing ever tears this family apart again, yeah?
50:43Put the kettle on, then, yeah?
50:45Oh, yeah, I've got some really nice cake.
50:47Oh, cake!
50:50Hey!
50:58Come on.
50:59Come on.
51:01All of it was for you, you know.
51:03Everything.
51:05Why do you think I waited until now
51:06to start talking about a family?
51:08You thought you found someone else stupid enough
51:10to let you get them pregnant?
51:13You and Jade are completely different.
51:15How can you compare yourself to that slag?
51:17That money would have set us up, Max.
51:19Ten grand.
51:21For us.
51:22For our baby.
51:25Just like a proper family.
51:27And what about Jade's baby?
51:29Who cares?
51:31The social services will be all over it now, anyway.
51:33How can you talk about family
51:35when you don't care what happens to your own child?
51:38But we'd be different, Maxine.
51:42Because we love each other.
51:45You know what?
51:48Listening to you now,
51:49I reckon you must be even madder
51:50than what everybody said you were.
52:01Max, I'm sorry.
52:03But I had to.
52:08He wasn't listening to me.
52:14Look at yourself!
52:15Look at what you're doing!
52:19This morning I was so happy,
52:21but now...
52:23what you've done...
52:27I despise you.
52:29Max.
52:30You can't keep saying these things,
52:32it's not...
52:49why are you doing this to me, Maxine?
53:00I'd do anything for you.
53:02Nothing you do is any good, Earl!
53:04Max.
53:08Only happy when everyone around you
53:11is miserable or scared.
53:13everything you touch gets poisoned and twisted.
53:19You're just a sick little boy.
53:22Zpp...
53:23pop
53:35Max.
53:37Max.
53:39Alex!
53:40Max!
53:42Max!
53:45Max!
53:47Max!
53:49Max!
53:49Max!
53:50Max!
53:52Max?
53:56Max?
54:06Max?
54:11Please come in, Max. I swear they'll help you.
54:14I'm here, sweetheart.
54:16I'm here.
54:19I'm sorry.
54:24Max?
54:26Don't leave me, Max.
54:28Please don't leave me.
54:35No!
54:37Maxi!
54:39Maxi!
54:50Maxi!
54:58Well, thanks for your input. It's been a pleasure.
55:01Careful.
55:02You'll be saying next to you soon.
55:05And I'll know you're lying.
55:06I'll know you're lying.
55:09I'll know you're lying.
55:11I'll know you're lying.
55:27Put the weapon down!
55:29Put the weapon down!
55:40Put the weapon down!
55:42Put the weapon down!
55:45Put the weapon down!
55:49Put the weapon down!
55:52Move your hands away!
55:54Move them away!
55:56Put the weapon down!
55:56She didn't listen to me.
56:00I tried.
56:02She didn't listen.
56:26You should never have even been at this school.
56:30Anyone else would have slugged him out ages ago, but not us.
56:34We had to keep him as a little pet project to show how progressive we were.
56:40Is this bad enough for you, eh?
56:43I wish he'd died at birth.
56:46And then Maxine would steal him with me.
56:50Ah, Steph. Let's get you out of here.
56:54Come on.
56:58This was her home.
57:00She should have been safe here.
57:03She should have been safe with me.
57:25Too many.
57:42She's dead and stuff out of here.
57:48OK.
57:49As with us.
57:54The Aech.
57:54The Aech.