- 10 hours ago
Entertainment
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:04To be continued...
00:30It's going to make things worse.
00:34Having fun, are we?
00:36You might like living like pigs, but we don't.
00:38Pigs got a bad reputation. They're actually very clean animals.
00:42Oh, come on, Rose. Look at the state of the place.
00:45Worried about house prices.
00:47You couldn't care less, could you?
00:55This is your final warning, Rose. Next time I will call the police.
01:05I don't imagine trying to sell your house with them next door.
01:15This breakfast club idea seems to be working now.
01:17Do you think anyone on the ship's still got the same clothes on?
01:19Oh, shit. I'll give you a spare of my perfume if you like.
01:22No, thanks.
01:23Mr. Ryan, Mr. Larson.
01:24I'll be two minutes, Janice. I'm just popping to the office.
01:27Max, it's me.
01:29It's supposed to be helping the superfan.
01:30You better get in here, now.
01:31Right, pick that up.
01:37Who's in?
01:40Right.
01:41Who threw that?
01:44Get out, you bad.
01:45What? I haven't took anything.
01:47It wasn't even us, Janice. I swear it was them.
01:50You?
01:51Oh, but I'm you?
01:52Oh, you know what I'm trying to do?
02:07Our supply is stuck in traffic,
02:09and I need someone to cover the first half is less than one.
02:14So, who...
02:16Right, Grantley, I believe that you have some time free.
02:18I have, actually, but it's my PPA time.
02:22Staff cannot be redirected to undertake any other duties,
02:25including cover for absent colleagues.
02:28Right. I'll do it.
02:33We were that enthusiastic once.
02:35Enthusiastic, yes. Brown-noser and never.
02:38Thank you very much, Davina.
02:40The problem is it's Year 11 PSHE group.
02:43Well, they've got to learn some time.
02:45Experience and all that.
02:50OK.
02:51Right, well, I'll get Eddie to sort of watch over you.
02:54Listen, there's supply teachers here for about three weeks,
02:56and I believe he's quite a character,
02:58so how about you follow him for the day
03:00and just see how he deals with new classes?
03:03Yeah.
03:04That'll be great.
03:05OK.
03:06Good. His name's Maka, Maka Lacey,
03:08and I believe he's from New Zealand.
03:34Now, outside, now!
03:36Ow!
03:38Ow!
03:40Ha-ha!
03:50I thought you were supposed to be doing the cover sheet today.
03:53Yes, sorry.
03:54Excuse me!
03:55That breakfast club is like World War Flaming Three.
03:58Come on!
04:00No prizes for guessing who's helping Mel
04:03with her extracurricular activities.
04:05You had that shirt on yesterday, dirty stop-out.
04:09Oh, come on, you could at least pretend to be interested.
04:12Some of us have more pressing things on our minds
04:15than staffing tickle-tackle stuff.
04:18Fleur's still giving you earache?
04:20I'm convinced that...
04:21Walk!
04:22Something's going on.
04:23Oh, don't be so daft.
04:25Fleur hasn't got a man.
04:26She's got you.
04:29Apparently, can I give you a friendly word of advice?
04:34Nobody in their right mind wants to see that thing
04:37staring back at them.
04:39It makes you look like somebody of Britain's most wanted.
04:46Just have a quiet word with her.
04:49But I might do rest.
04:53Tom, we need to talk to you.
04:55Well, if one seats you down, love, can it wait?
04:57Well, it's just...
04:58Me and Donny reckon it's time that we had our own place.
05:01Because of the callies?
05:02Well, we had to go sooner or later.
05:05Yeah, I give them the satisfaction.
05:09What?
05:10We want to sell the house.
05:14Caller, have you thought about this?
05:16We'll let your first bid on buying us out, Ike.
05:18That's if you want.
05:19Yeah, well, there's no rushes there.
05:20I mean, it's not exactly the best time to sell, is it?
05:23We'll talk about it later, yeah?
05:25I just wanted to let you know as soon as we decided.
05:31Tom.
05:33Did Maxine behave last night?
05:35Hello?
05:36She stayed at yours last night.
05:38Uh, no, she didn't.
05:40Yeah, her and Chloe had a study over.
05:42No, I was round at the Kelly's this morning.
05:44She was there, with Earl.
05:46She stayed at the Kelly's?
05:55Are you going to be OK?
05:56Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
05:58I know I'm still this lot, so...
06:00Well, you're no worry.
06:02Thanks.
06:05Come on, settle down.
06:08Right, let's make a start.
06:12All blondes are bimbos.
06:15I'd agree with that.
06:16Yeah, and our boxes are stupid, too, right?
06:19Today's lesson is going to be about exploring stereotypes.
06:26Understanding what stereotyping is
06:29and how this influences our own behaviour.
06:37Maxine.
06:43Have a good night at Close.
06:45It was all right.
06:46I know you were with him.
06:48I thought we had an agreement.
06:50We didn't do anything, I swear.
06:51I just crashed there.
06:53Maxine, I know what teenage boys are like.
06:55They're not fussy about where they're getting.
06:56Well, he's not getting it from me.
06:58And what did Rose have to say about you staying over?
07:01It was her idea.
07:02She reckons I can stay whenever I like.
07:04Is that right?
07:05I can take care of myself, Steph.
07:11Hi.
07:11Mark and Lacey.
07:13You must be Rachel.
07:14What a journey.
07:15Two hours to travel 20 miles.
07:17Really?
07:19Actually, I'm not Rachel.
07:20My name's Steph.
07:21Steph Haydock, head of French.
07:22Oh, I'm so sorry, Steph.
07:24I thought you were a little too young to be headteacher.
07:27Oh!
07:28Can you take me to your leader?
07:30My pleasure.
07:31Macca.
07:32It's a bit like, um, Sir Paul McCartney, isn't it?
07:35Macca.
07:41I ain't cleaning this lot up.
07:43I don't expect you to.
07:47Right, Janice.
07:49Can you identify the culprits, please?
07:53It was all of them.
07:54Yes, but let's have some names.
07:59You're supposed to be a supervisor.
08:01Told you this breakfast club idea were no good.
08:04Alex, you are such a bad person.
08:07I'll, uh, I'll call you right back.
08:09Don't worry, Sal.
08:11I'll clean up.
08:17Miss, can I come get changed?
08:19Yes, you can, of course.
08:21And it wasn't your fault, Janice.
08:26It's not her fault.
08:27It is your fault.
08:28How could you leave Janice in charge?
08:31Well, there's something I had to do.
08:32This thing hasn't stopped ringing all morning.
08:34By all means, delegate.
08:36But you've got to stay on top of things, Melissa.
08:39Adequate supervision at all times.
08:41I'm, I'm really sorry, Rachel.
08:43I promise it won't happen again.
08:44What was it that was so important
08:46that made you abandon Janice to the mob?
08:49I'm not sure I buy that phone excuse.
08:52Every time I call you, it's switched off.
08:55Well, I'll go and find you some volunteers.
09:00So we've got a definition.
09:03A generalisation is a broad idea
09:04about a group of people or things.
09:10So, how do we arrive at these generalisations?
09:15Carla, miss, it's like my Asperger's.
09:18People assume that I'm going to be difficult
09:20just because they've met one person
09:21who might be doesn't mean we all are.
09:24Yes, that's excellent.
09:26Yeah, and they say redheads have got a bad temper.
09:28They have.
09:29Shut it, you!
09:31OK, let's take a look at some of the vocabulary used
09:34when stereotyping.
09:37Our little induction, do's and don'ts,
09:39and a list of troublemakers and malcontents.
09:41They'll all get a clean slate with me.
09:44There's a lad on there, Earl Kelly.
09:46Keep your eye on him.
09:47Trouble.
09:49Miss Shackleton, sorry for interrupting.
09:51This is Mr Lacey.
09:53Marker.
09:54Hello.
09:55Davina's on our graduate training course.
09:56I hope you don't mind if she shadows you
09:57for the rest of the day.
09:58Or longer, even, if you don't mind.
10:01No, no problem with me.
10:02Great, well, I'll leave you to it, then.
10:04Thanks.
10:08I've, um...
10:09I've been following this lesson out, mind.
10:12I can keep going if you want.
10:14Stereotypes?
10:15Nah, it's fine.
10:17They're paying me to teach.
10:18I never take money for nothing.
10:24Kia ora!
10:25You will never know.
10:28I'm Marker Lacey.
10:29I'm from New Zealand.
10:32Miss, er...
10:33Shackleton.
10:35Miss Shackleton tells me you're doing stereotypes.
10:38Okay.
10:39Let's hear some of your first impressions of me.
10:42Why, you got kryptonite round your neck?
10:46Now, good morning, madam.
10:48Could I ask you business?
10:49I'm Fleur Budgen, Grantley's wife.
10:51Oh, step right through.
10:53I'll just take you back.
10:57I'll, er, just give you one of our...
10:59visitor's badges.
11:01Thanks.
11:02Right, I'll, er...
11:04I'll ring Mr Budgen from the staff.
11:05Oh, no, it's all right.
11:06I don't want him to know I'm here.
11:08I'm here to see Steph A, Doc.
11:10We're organising a surprise birthday party for Grantley.
11:13Oh.
11:13Right.
11:15Right, Talda.
11:16I'll go and get Steph for you.
11:20Māori have a very close kinship with our environment.
11:22We're what you'd refer to as Tangata Fenua.
11:26A what?
11:29Tangata Fenua.
11:30It means people of the land.
11:32What is it on about?
11:34Michaela, there's no need to be rude.
11:36I was only asking.
11:37Ask away, Michaela.
11:39It's only through curiosity that we learn about each other.
11:42Come on, let's get a couple of you up on your feet.
11:44We're going to say hello to each other, Māori style.
11:47Let's clear these desks.
12:05I thought we paid you to deliver extended services.
12:10You know what?
12:12There's something sexy about a woman in marigolds.
12:15Is there a rubber, I admit it?
12:27I heard you took a bit of a bollock in.
12:30Do you think you're going to get one when she finds out about us?
12:36No.
12:37At this rate, we're going to have to get you a full-time secretary.
12:41I can do my own dictation.
12:45Hello, Melissa Ryan speaking.
12:48My hands are a bit full at the moment, I'm afraid.
12:53The Hongi, or the breath of life, signifies that you are no longer a visitor.
12:57But a tanga da Fenua.
13:00Come on, then.
13:09Go on, then, get stuck in.
13:18Stick your tongue in.
13:25I can assure you, there's nothing gay about the Hongi.
13:29So why have you got me rubbing him up?
13:46That was very interesting.
13:49Well, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but normally we have to report comments
13:54like that, you know?
13:55Comments like what?
13:56Well, the remarks some of the boys were making.
14:00Homophobic remarks.
14:02By not challenging them, it looks like you condone it.
14:07Why didn't you challenge them?
14:09I didn't think it was my place.
14:11Exactly.
14:12And I saw fit to let it go.
14:15It wouldn't make any difference if I'd challenge them or not.
14:18Homophobia, as you call it, is endemic in all human culture.
14:23Well, it may be endemic where you come from, but we have a code of conduct in this school.
14:29See, where I come from, you'd be guilty of the same thing you accused those boys.
14:35I'm sorry?
14:38Prejudice.
14:40I'm not prejudiced.
14:42No.
14:43Where I come from, we have to report comments like the one you've just made.
14:49Why can't I get a cup of tea around here?
14:57You know, about you, Grantley.
14:59Dave, I've known Fleur Budgen for years.
15:03Look, what is going on between me and Grantley has got nothing to do with you.
15:07I'm sorry, but it hasn't.
15:09I know, lads.
15:10Have a heart, man.
15:12The drone's organised, the birthday party for the man.
15:15Yes, I know she is, and I'm helping her with it.
15:18Fleur, hiya, love.
15:19Oh, thanks for seeing me, Steph.
15:22He's not around, is he?
15:23No, don't worry about him.
15:25He'll be having a cup of tea with his racing paper in the staff room.
15:34Hey, how'd it go?
15:36He is so arrogant, and he hasn't got a clue what he's doing.
15:40You know, I was halfway through a lesson, and the kids were really on task.
15:44And then he comes in and spends the rest of it talking about himself.
15:46I take it this is the supply teacher you're talking about stole your thunder, did he?
15:51Tom, it's not funny.
15:53He let the kids get away with making really offensive remarks.
15:56And then he accuses me of being prejudiced.
15:58I'm stuck with him for the rest of the day now.
16:02Um, hello?
16:04I'm here.
16:05Yeah, I was listening.
16:07How come you reading that?
16:08You thinking they're selling up?
16:10No.
16:11Go and don't say are.
16:13It is their house.
16:14So what are you saying?
16:15We just let the Kellys win?
16:17Tom, it's not about winning.
16:18It's about what's right for the girls.
16:23Maybe me and you could buy it off them as soon as I qualify.
16:27We're going to have two good salaries coming in.
16:29Are you serious?
16:30Yeah, why not?
16:32Arrange evaluation.
16:34Nothing to lose.
16:36Are you going to be okay?
16:38I'm shadowing him, aren't I?
16:40Yeah, but is that a good idea after everything that's happened?
16:42I'm a student, remember?
16:44I do as I'm told.
16:52Some schools are teaching, you never see the heads on the corridor.
16:56Well done you.
16:57Oh, my God.
16:58Now, listen, we asked Davina, you know, to stand in,
17:01to hold the fort just until you got here,
17:03but I was hoping that she'd be able to, well, sort of shadow you, I guess,
17:07just while you're with us.
17:09I found it very interesting.
17:11She was giving a lecture on stereotypes when I arrived.
17:16Maybe she needs to be a pupil for a little longer.
17:20What do you mean?
17:21Racism is such an emotive word.
17:24I don't use it lightly, but I think Davina is guilty of subtle racism,
17:29hard to identify with just as pernicious.
17:33I've got away with it without even seeing me.
17:36Aye, aye, that you did, aye.
17:40Listen, Fleur, how long have you known Steph?
17:44Oh, she's worked with Grantley for years.
17:45Ten, I think.
17:47So she's a good mate, like?
17:48Oh, yeah, she's been round ours loads of times.
17:50Oh, I bet you has.
17:54Listen, Fleur, if I was to tell you something about Steph,
17:56you'd see that I was doing it to him.
17:59I have absolutely no axe to grind.
18:02Do you know that?
18:03I don't understand you.
18:06Steph and Grantley,
18:08they're having an affair.
18:09Oh.
18:11It's true, pet.
18:12They're lovers.
18:13They have been for some time.
18:15Who told you this?
18:17Well, I had any suspicions as soon as I came here,
18:19but Steph told me flat out she admitted it.
18:22Do you know,
18:23I knew there's been something up with my Grantley.
18:26I'm sorry, Fleur, but I just couldn't...
18:32Bonjour.
18:33Je peux vous aider?
18:36Come on, we went through this last week.
18:38J'ai pas d'eau.
18:43Mon sac à dos.
18:47Everybody just, um, carry on with what you're doing.
18:50Fleur?
18:52You've ruined my life.
19:00I've had you in my house.
19:02You've had your tea with us.
19:04Fleur?
19:04Don't touch me.
19:05I never want to see you again.
19:07You're welcome to the miserable old sod.
19:09Fleur, I don't know what you're talking about.
19:11You're not making any sense.
19:12Oh, come off it.
19:13Don't play daft.
19:14I've heard it from a security man who's seen it with his own eyes.
19:17You're having an affair with my Grantley.
19:20Fleur?
19:22You're nothing but a floozy.
19:26Fleur, come back.
19:27There's been a mistake.
19:29Mistake is what it is.
19:30As he's about to find out.
19:36And what are you lot gawping at?
19:41Davina.
19:42Thanks for coming.
19:44Right, well, I think we need to, well, just clear the air a little, don't we?
19:47It seems that in the last lesson, something was said, and Macca is alleging that...
19:52Not alleging.
19:53I don't want this to sound like we're in a court of law.
19:56Sorry, Macca has informed me that you made several barbed comments about his background.
20:02No, not at all.
20:03All I said was, in our culture, we don't stand for homophobia.
20:08Maybe I can clear the air.
20:09Miss Shackleton felt that I should have challenged and remarked a few of the boys said.
20:13I'll hold my hands up today.
20:15But as I explained, homophobia, and I don't agree with it, is part of not just my culture, but all
20:21human cultures.
20:23Yes, that may be true, but in our school we have very strict anti-discrimination policies.
20:28Thanks to Miss Shackleton, I'm now aware of the situation.
20:32However, I did take great offence to the way she appeared to ridicule my culture, as if we were still
20:38living in the dark ages.
20:39No, that is not what I was saying at all.
20:43Do you know what I think we have here?
20:45I think we have a very basic, simple misunderstanding.
20:55Okay, look, I didn't mean to offend you.
21:00And if I have, then I am truly sorry, okay?
21:03I have to vouch for Davina. I can't imagine she'd try and insult you.
21:13Great.
21:15Look, you two have both got a free period next, haven't you?
21:17Davina, why don't you take Macca to meet Melissa?
21:19She's in charge of our adult education.
21:21She's always on the lookout for a good teacher.
21:23Sounds good.
21:24Great. Have a good day together.
21:26Yeah, I'm sure we will.
21:27Davina, can I just quickly, um...
21:31If he had decided to push this, you could be in real trouble.
21:35Accusations of racism are not taken lightly.
21:38Racism?
21:39That's what he's claiming.
21:40You've hadn't talked him around.
21:42Just be careful about what you say.
21:47How the chimney sweepers cry every blackening church apart.
21:51I saw the estate agent out tomorrow.
21:53How much do you reckon we'll get?
21:55Don't I, I can't just turf him out, can I?
21:57Most thrown midnight streets I hear,
21:59how the youthful harlots...
22:01I reckon we're going to be able to afford one of the flash apartments on Dean's Gate.
22:04And blights with plagues and marriage hares.
22:07How could you, Grantley?
22:09You always did have a thing for bottle blondes.
22:11Fleur!
22:12Bottle blondes?
22:13Come here.
22:13No way.
22:14What is wrong with you, woman?
22:16Just 31 years of marriage mean nothing to you, Grantley.
22:20I don't know what you're talking about.
22:22I should have guessed there was something going on when you went and got that rug.
22:25You're going mad.
22:26Don't come be innocent with me, Grantley, would you?
22:28Everyone knows you've been having it off with.
22:31Step eight, Doc!
22:32Whoa!
22:36Whoa!
22:38Whoa!
22:38Whoa!
22:39Shut up!
22:40Whoa!
22:44Whoa!
22:46Whoa!
22:47Whoa!
22:48Whoa!
22:49Whoa!
22:52Do you find the low spec makes these a little sluggish?
22:57Personally, I'm not too keen on this opera.
23:01You have a good set-up here, Mel.
23:03Although, when I was in New Zealand, the school I taught at offered much more to its adult learners.
23:09Let me guess, Macca's three favourite topics of conversation.
23:13Macca, Macca and Macca.
23:15Hmm.
23:16Well, be careful he doesn't hear you.
23:18He's already accused me of being racist.
23:21He said I insulted his culture.
23:23I'll do more than insult him if he makes one more crack about my spec.
23:29Look, will you listen to me?
23:32It's not true.
23:34It is not true.
23:38Look, do you want to know what I thought?
23:41I thought that it was you that was having the affair.
23:46But what do you think all this is about?
23:49I was just trying to make myself look younger for you.
23:52So it's not true?
23:54Of course it isn't.
23:56Well, why did that security man say different?
24:01Because...
24:01Because he's a nosy sod, who thinks he's a lot more on the ball than he actually is.
24:06Yeah, really nosy.
24:13Look at the pair of you.
24:15You had me almost for leaving you there.
24:18Fleur, you got it wrong.
24:19You might think I'm daft, Grantley Budgeon, but I'm not.
24:24I think you could have done a lot better.
24:26Ah, upane, upane, upane, upane, fititerah!
24:36Upane, upane, upane, fititerah!
24:43Ah!
24:50Kama Day is a haka, and it's over 200 years old.
24:54It means the celebration of life over death.
24:57Sir, we're supposed to be doing the Weimar Republic in Nazi Germany.
25:00Please don't interrupt.
25:01That's very rude.
25:02I'm not being rude, I'm just stating a fact.
25:04The Maori culture is not on the history GCSE syllabus.
25:07Well, that's your loss.
25:10Today we're going to be learning a little about my heritage.
25:13But if it's not on the syllabus, then there's no point learning it.
25:16You really are a very ill-mannered young lady.
25:18Excuse me, Mr Lacey.
25:20Carla doesn't mean to be rude.
25:21Thank you, Miss Shackleton.
25:22When I need your advice, I'll ask for it.
25:24What?
25:29Let me tell you something, young lady.
25:31If the Maori culture isn't on your syllabus,
25:34then to coin the phrase,
25:35it bloody well should be!
25:38And when I'm in charge,
25:39I'll tell you what is and isn't on the syllabus.
25:43It's not up to you what is or is not on the syllabus.
25:45It's up to the exam board.
25:46Sit down.
25:47It's all right, Carla.
25:48You are absolutely right.
25:50Miss Shackleton, sit down.
25:51I haven't finished with this girl.
25:52But you can't...
25:53Now!
25:55Can I have a word with you, Mr Lacey?
25:58Outside, please.
26:08Carla has Asperger's.
26:10Do you even know what that is?
26:11No.
26:12We've never heard of Asperger's Syndrome where I come from.
26:15Care to enlighten me?
26:16Look, I've been watching you all morning
26:19and you haven't taught these kids a thing.
26:20Don't you dare tell me how to teach my classes.
26:23Teach?
26:24You can't teach.
26:25But talk about yourself.
26:26Oh, yeah, you can do that.
26:27I don't want you back in my lesson.
26:29Well, that's not your decision.
26:31Yes, it is.
26:32You're out.
26:36Thank you, Stephanie.
26:38Oh, come on, Grantley.
26:40She's soon going to realise I was telling her the truth.
26:43Especially when Dave ends up in court for stalking me.
26:47Look, I know I've been a ditzy cow.
26:50Even if I do get through,
26:51there is still the indignity of having my private life
26:55the subject of gossip and open ridicule.
26:58Would you like it?
27:00And how I'm meant to face that class again
27:02after such a humiliating spectacle.
27:06Well, you'd face them wearing that.
27:15All right, come on, quick as you like.
27:23Anyone want to see Clarkson?
27:25Do you want it?
27:30Give me the phone.
27:32What phone?
27:34And then who asks you once more,
27:36hand over the mobile phone.
27:47Right, you lot, get your coursework files out.
27:49It'll be two minutes.
27:55Two minutes!
28:03It's Earl.
28:07No way.
28:11You're gonna get done, Earl.
28:15Right, where?
28:18Earl's just walked out of Clarkson's.
28:22Where are you going?
28:23He's asked me to meet him.
28:24He just snapped his fingers and you just run.
28:26I know, it's dead weird, innit?
28:28I never really know where I am with him.
28:31Excuse me.
28:32That's a good thing.
28:41Uh-oh.
28:43Yes, you might well, uh-oh.
28:45Look, Steph, call me old-fashioned.
28:47But I can't stand by and let a decent woman
28:50be cheated on by her husband.
28:53Well, no thanks to you and your huffing-sized twelves.
28:57Everything's sorted.
28:58What?
28:58You mean she's forgiven him, Lee?
29:01Yep.
29:01And me.
29:03All out in the open.
29:04So that's it?
29:05The end of the affair?
29:07Yep.
29:08And just so you know,
29:09any chance you might have had with me
29:10is well and truly down the swanny.
29:14Well, if you're free...
29:15I'm not free.
29:16But you said...
29:17Yes, I know what I said.
29:28You're mental, you are.
29:31What's going to happen when Clarkson gets you?
29:33Don't know.
29:34Don't care.
29:35You're going to get thrown out.
29:37I'm not making so much throwing anybody out, so...
29:39Well, don't you care about your education, exams and that?
29:42You're dead clever.
29:43Yeah?
29:45I like clever than most of the teachers in this place.
29:56God, I love you.
29:58I hope you do.
30:00Do you love me?
30:04Come on.
30:05I'll show you.
30:06I can't wait until I tell them I'm here.
30:09Yeah, what does that mean?
30:10Shh.
30:13I'd like to make a formal complaint
30:15about the student teacher you settled me with.
30:17Davina, what's happened now?
30:18I've tried, Rachel.
30:20I really have.
30:21But I've never met anyone so obstructive or unhelpful.
30:25I'm telling you, she's one knacky piece of work.
30:43Go, open the door.
30:47I don't know how to pick it up in TG's.
30:54Er, thanks, Max, for sighting that itch.
30:58Cooler, now.
31:04You are such a wimp.
31:06Men are such coward.
31:07She's your sister.
31:08You tell her.
31:09I will.
31:10Um, do it sensitively, yeah.
31:12She's still a bit vulnerable.
31:13Look at you.
31:14She's got you wrapped around her little finger.
31:18Hello.
31:19So this is where you're hiding?
31:21Yeah, me and Mel were just talking about the Davina situation.
31:24Well, he's just made a formal complaint against her.
31:27He is such a chancer.
31:29God, honestly, Rachel, just tell him to sling his hook.
31:31What are you going to do?
31:33I guess I'll speak with her.
31:35Oh, I just really don't need this right now.
31:37Right, well, er, if you need any help, let me know.
31:40Well, I, er, better go.
31:46Right.
31:48Thanks very much, Eddie.
31:53Is there something wrong with him?
31:57Look, Rach, there's really no easy way of telling you this.
32:02Me and Eddie have been seeing each other for a week.
32:06Rachel, he is absolutely amazing.
32:10He's hardly been home in two days.
32:12You forget what that free sign of a new relationship does for you.
32:16So when did this...
32:19Oh, my first day?
32:21You know what they say.
32:22Sex is good therapy.
32:24And it's about time you got someone, big sis.
32:28Works wonders.
32:53What's this I hear about your boys' training session at lunchtime?
32:56Oh, yeah, we've got a league match after school, so...
32:59What about my girls?
33:01Well, it's hardly in the same level, is it?
33:04Meaning what, exactly?
33:06Well, girls' football.
33:09It's just a bit of fun, isn't it?
33:11And what would you rather them do?
33:14Cheerleading?
33:15I'm sure you've had worse ideas than that, Miss Couragie.
33:21Yeah, I'm going to Davina.
33:22I need a word.
33:23Rachel!
33:25Yes?
33:26It's Earl Kelly.
33:27I have just caught him with Maxime Barnard in the toilets.
33:33Right.
33:34OK, give me a sec and I'll...
33:36Rachel, this needs sorting now.
33:38Right.
33:51I think we both know what was going on, Earl.
33:54It's a serious breach of school rules.
33:56Now, normally you'd spend two days in isolation, away from Maxime Barnard.
33:59What?
34:00But instead,
34:02Mr Clarkson and I are going to arrange a meeting with your mother
34:04to discuss your future.
34:06I can't stop you and Maxime associating outside the school gates,
34:09but in here it is a different matter.
34:12Right?
34:15Go on.
34:16Get on your way.
34:22He hates me.
34:25And my family.
34:27I don't hate anybody.
34:42The lad's unhinged.
34:44He needs sorting out.
34:45Tom,
34:46I am aware of your home circumstances in relation to the Kellys.
34:50Yeah?
34:51Is it beginning to affect your dealings with his family?
34:54No.
34:54Well, it's just Davina and the supply teacher, and now this...
34:57Why?
34:57What happened with Davina?
34:58Nothing.
35:00You just both seem to be struggling at the moment.
35:02Well, it's probably sleep deprivation.
35:04I mean, it hardly sets you up for the day, does it?
35:05Well, that's what I'm worried about.
35:06But we're dealing with it.
35:08I'm right about Earl Kelly, Rachel.
35:10We haven't seen a half of what he's capable of.
35:19What's going on now?
35:21Nothing for you to stick your fat ore into.
35:27God, that Earl Kelly's a cheeky, flaming article.
35:29Yeah, you're telling me.
35:30Is Maxine in trouble?
35:32No.
35:33Rachel's let him off with a slap wrist.
35:35Let them off with what?
35:36You'll have to ask Maxine, Steph.
35:37I mean, I'm not Clark Kent.
35:38I can't see through toilet doors.
35:40What's happened?
35:42I caught him in the loo.
35:43Together.
35:45Right, that's it.
35:46I want to see that mother of his.
35:48Believe me, you don't want to do that.
35:49Tom, I am not having Maxine hooking up with another dead leg.
35:52No way.
35:54Wait up.
35:58A formal complaint.
36:00It's me I should be complaining.
36:03You know he's not actually teaching them anything.
36:05I mean, he shouted at Carla.
36:08He even shouted at me.
36:09Davina, I've tried my best to avoid this.
36:13I have to follow a procedure.
36:15So what?
36:17Do I need to get my union involved?
36:21It'd be an idea to speak with him, yes.
36:23No doubt Grantley would advise you on your position.
36:26Why am I getting the blame?
36:27No one's getting the blame.
36:29Well, it sounds like it.
36:30It is just a procedure.
36:32And it's one that I'm hoping we can solve with mediation.
36:35Obviously, we'll have to pull you out of Macca's classes.
36:38Same with me next lesson.
36:39Yeah, just move me.
36:41Don't tackle the real issue.
36:42Davina, there is no issue.
36:43He's a supply teacher.
36:48Pretty obvious who's going to be believed then.
36:50Come on, Davina.
36:54I'll have a word.
36:59Eddie, I just wanted to let you know that I know about Melissa and you.
37:03I don't know if congratulations is the word, but...
37:06Yeah, congratulations.
37:08Thanks.
37:09It's early days.
37:11Well, as long as it doesn't affect your, er, professional responsibilities.
37:35Grantley.
37:38You know if another teacher makes an accusation towards you?
37:42Oh, is this about you giving our antipodean supply teacher a hard time?
37:47Eh, well, eh, I'm not actually a teacher yet, but I'll tell you how to do your job.
37:50Oh, and by the way, your country's 20 years behind the times.
37:55I'll give you a word of warning.
37:57Be careful what you say to people.
37:59It has a way of coming back and biting you on the backside.
38:06Are you OK?
38:08No.
38:08It's, um, it's made of...
38:09Right, I'm ready.
38:11Bulletproof vest the lot.
38:13Don't ask.
38:14We'll talk when I get back.
38:33Hello, er, Mr. Patrick, it's Rachel.
38:36Yeah, Rachel Mason.
38:38Hello.
38:40Hello.
38:40I'm fine, thank you.
38:42Yeah.
38:44Well, I was just ringing, er, to see if it's possible for us to meet up and, um, discuss
38:50the options open to me.
38:53Well, any time, really.
38:54Any time will be fine.
38:57Tonight?
38:58Tonight?
39:00Yes, that'll be fantastic.
39:02Yeah, great.
39:04Well, if that's all right with you, I'll meet you here later.
39:08OK.
39:09Yes, thank you very much.
39:11Bye.
39:20Aren't we playing outside today, Miss?
39:23No.
39:24Mr. Cleaver's booked a pitch for his boys team.
39:26That's well out of order.
39:28Well, unfortunately, not everyone's keen on girls football.
39:31That's dead sexist, that is, Miss.
39:33Yeah.
39:33Exactly, Janice.
39:34And do you know what he suggested?
39:35That we get rid of the girls football team and, wait for it, form a cheerleading squad.
39:42What?
39:42What is cheerleading?
39:44Like, bring it up.
39:45That'd be me.
39:46Please, Maxine.
39:47Hey, but everyone knows that the cheerleading gets the fit block.
39:50Yeah, never mind the sexy gear.
39:52Hey, if I was fancy to go with them pom-poms.
39:54Give us a W-A-T-E-R-L-O-O.
40:00What do you get?
40:09You're here for the valuation?
40:11Yeah.
40:12I'm Tom Clarkson.
40:13Yeah.
40:17After you?
40:18Good luck.
40:29You from The Social?
40:30No, I'm Steph Haydock.
40:32Teacher at Waterloo Road.
40:33I'm Maxine's guardian.
40:35Can I come in?
40:36Have you got ID?
40:38Um, will a bank card do?
40:41It was a joke.
40:42I know who you are.
40:45Still not coming in?
40:46Right then, I'll get straight to the point.
40:49Maxine is leading me a merry dance at the minute.
40:52Yeah, she's a character.
40:54Took a boot to the wall to shut herself an earl up last night.
40:59Listen, if you're here to have a go at me for letting them sleep together, you're wasting your time.
41:04How long have you lived here?
41:06Two years.
41:07Well, I don't actually own it.
41:08It's my ex-girlfriend's house.
41:10Well, it's now on by her two girls.
41:12I'm just living here with me new partner.
41:15Good neighbours.
41:16Yeah, they're OK.
41:17They've got kids, but...
41:18We've had quite a few clients in this street in the last month.
41:21They're not selling.
41:27That'll put any buyer off.
41:31Look, I'm appealing to you as a mother.
41:34They've been caught...
41:35They've been caught in the toilets together at school.
41:38Oh, come on.
41:40Don't tell me you've never had your arse up against a bog door.
41:44Do you know, I'm sorry, I thought that we could have a reasonable conversation.
41:49Oh, and by the way, Tom's thinking of selling.
41:52I might have been interested, but now I know he's living next door to the town dump.
41:55I don't think I'll bother.
41:59Six months ago, I'd have said you'd be looking at 200 grand.
42:05Now, you're going to have to compete with the rest of the street.
42:08Well, now I know why you call her the neighbour from hell.
42:14What?
42:15With a scabby cow, Maxine.
42:18Doing it in them toilets.
42:19I can't anything.
42:21Earl Rutkin's bottle smiley fancies you.
42:23When it all can, you don't.
42:25What's all you don't think is fit?
42:27You're struggling with your paid, man.
42:37Let me guess.
42:38Mr Lacey.
42:41All I need is one more accusation against me.
42:43I'm looking for a new job.
42:46No way.
42:47It's not coming back, won't you have been branded a racist?
42:50It's not going to come to that.
43:07Can't we do something else?
43:09This is really boring me.
43:11Might as well go home.
43:13Okay, everyone.
43:16Who can tell me the capital of New Zealand?
43:23Wellington.
43:33Oh.
43:39Oh.
43:41Do me a favour.
43:43Nip to the library and get me a book on 20th century European history.
43:50Me.
43:52Yes.
43:54Take your time.
43:56Something with lots of facts.
43:59Boom!
44:13Miss?
44:17Everyone's been saying you've been calling that New Zealand teacher.
44:20What are you on about?
44:22You know, being dead racist and that.
44:26And who's been saying this?
44:29You don't know?
44:30I think it's dead tight, though.
44:34And if she was racist to me, I'd have her sacked.
44:36Yeah, to your eye.
44:37Come on.
44:41You think you're so much better than me and my family, don't you?
44:44Why are you out of your class?
44:46Why are you out of your class?
44:47And this is from a guy who moved some blonde slapper in just a couple of months after his girlfriend
44:51gets sliced.
44:52Oh, yeah.
44:54I've had all the juicy gossip.
44:57I won't mind a piece of that Davina myself.
45:04Dying to have a pop at me, aren't you?
45:08You're making the biggest mistake of your life, son.
45:11Dad, where have you been all my life?
45:18Is it true what they say about Davina?
45:22She likes them young.
45:29You see?
45:31You're just like me.
45:32Get out.
45:33Oh, don't worry, Tom.
45:34Let's just stay before you.
45:35I said get out!
45:38Don't you think things are so much better when they're out in the open?
45:56I'll do it.
45:57I'll do it.
46:00You can take a break if you want.
46:05So this guy, right?
46:06He's standing on the ground.
46:15Right, tell me what the girls in Glasgow, mate.
46:18Oh!
46:24He could have put the whole class out by now.
46:27What are you doing out of class, lad?
46:29That new teacher let me out to go to the library.
46:31Oh, did he now?
46:33The library's that way.
46:34Ah, so it is.
46:36Follow me.
46:44Pretend me I'm a bit of an Arsenal fan.
46:46Come on.
46:56Found this lot wandering around the corridors.
46:59Can I have a word outside?
47:01Quiet!
47:13The lad, Earl Kelly.
47:15You remember?
47:16The one who said not to let out your sight.
47:19Yes, sure.
47:21That's him.
47:22Why did you choose him to go to the library?
47:25Luck of the draw, I guess, Eddie.
47:27And the others?
47:29I like to give my students a bit of freedom.
47:31Shh.
47:32Okay.
47:34Well, we've got a bit of a health and safety issue here, haven't we, Macca?
47:39Point taken.
47:41Eddie, I'll lasso them to the chairs.
47:43No worries.
47:52Rachel.
47:53I'm resigning as head of pastoral care.
47:56What?
47:57What's going on?
47:58The Kelly's.
47:59Look, I can't be head of pastoral care while they're still here.
48:01Oh, come on, Tom.
48:02I know I have my concerns about you and the Kelly's, but never about your ability to do
48:04the job.
48:05Well, you don't need to concern yourself anymore.
48:07Wait a minute.
48:08Well, tell me what's happened.
48:09I almost hit, Earl.
48:10Rachel, I think Davina was right.
48:12Can you just wait?
48:13I'm not sure I'm going to be able to stop myself next time.
48:14In fact, I know that I won't.
48:16He came into the office goading me.
48:18I was that close to putting him through a window.
48:20Earl Kelly?
48:21Yeah.
48:21When?
48:22Half an hour ago.
48:24I put it down in writing straight away in case I changed my mind.
48:27Okay, Tom.
48:27You need to think about this when you've calmed down.
48:29This isn't up for debate, Rachel.
48:31I'm resigning.
48:32Come on, Tom.
48:33Please.
48:35Great.
48:36That's all we need.
48:42Michaelis is responsible for this.
48:44Excuse me?
48:45He let Earl wander around the school when I specifically told him to keep him in lessons.
49:02Phil, can you come over here for a bit?
49:05Come on.
49:20Mr. Lacey?
49:23Um, they were just having a chat.
49:26They've worked pretty well.
49:28Right.
49:30You're getting an easy time of it, huh?
49:32You can sit and chat at lunch and break times.
49:36Because idleness is not an option in Year 12, is it?
49:43Miss Efton.
49:44Thank you, Miss Mason.
49:46Can I have a word with you and can you bring your stuff?
49:50So, has everyone got a copy of the textbook?
49:54We're going to be discussing Ned Eber Britain.
49:57Turn to page 40.
50:03Scotland in the Middle Ages.
50:04This is Section B, the War of Independence.
50:08Does anyone have any questions?
50:11You know, today I was reminded of just how important every single lesson is.
50:16You know, the difference a conscientious teacher can make.
50:20That's why we came into the profession.
50:22Yeah.
50:23I don't think you were making much of a difference today, were you, Mecca?
50:26I think I gave them something different.
50:28Yeah.
50:29Well, thanks to Davina, those kids are going to be going home with a hell of a lot more than
50:32they would have done if you let them sit and chat all day.
50:34You can register your hours in the office.
50:36Oh, and as for your formal complaint, if you decide to pursue it, you should know that I'm going to
50:41be backing Davina the whole way.
50:44She cares about children.
50:46I don't know what you care about.
50:47It's certainly not our kids.
50:48Your kids?
50:50You talk about them like they're little angels.
50:52Half of them are a bunch of whining little bullies.
50:54And the other half don't even have the brains they were born with.
50:57No worries.
50:59I wouldn't come back here if you begged me.
51:16Sorry.
51:17Have you been waiting long?
51:18No.
51:20You're okay?
51:22Yeah.
51:23Well, I've had better days.
51:25No, I'm fine.
51:27What say we ditch these two without on the lash, eh?
51:29Thanks.
51:31Well, haven't you two got a flat to buy?
51:34We're buying you out.
51:36The house is worth about 150 grand, so you should have a fair work to put down as a deposit,
51:40if that's what you want.
51:44So, er, when can this happen?
51:46Soon as.
51:47Right, well, come on, B. We're going to hit the town.
51:49Cheers.
51:53Davina, er, look, as you might have guessed, McElhacy is not coming back.
51:56You're dead right, Davina.
51:57He's a lazy waste of space.
51:59I told her.
52:00I said not to stand any messing for him, didn't I?
52:02And if it weren't for his incompetence, you'd never have had that conflict with Earl Kelly.
52:06Yeah, so we've got a proposition for you.
52:08Yeah, er, we understand how hard it is for you to separate home and school at the moment.
52:13So, as from today, I'll be handling everything to do with the Kellys.
52:17Let's see it as you're avoiding a conflict of interest.
52:21I'll, er, I'll think about it.
52:23Good.
52:24I'll see you later.
52:25Have a good night.
52:32It won't happen again.
52:34Sorry.
52:35You better make sure it doesn't, young lady.
52:39I think you should come home with me after this.
52:42Can we go out for some tea?
52:43I'm starving.
52:45Go on.
52:58All right.
52:59You better come and take a look at this.
53:02Well, I'm just gonna.
53:04Er, okay.
53:05Five, six, seven, eight.
53:07Waterloo Road.
53:09Ready?
53:10Okay.
53:10Give me a W.
53:11A.
53:12D.
53:13E.
53:14R.
53:15L.
53:15Oh, oh, what do you get?
53:19Waterloo Road.
53:21I couldn't stop him.
53:22Ever since I mentioned it, what are we going to do with girls today?
53:30Oh, I've got his football.
53:32You've got the fittest see-through ever.
53:34Ever seen my life.
53:36Right, well, what do you think?
53:38It's all right.
53:39You don't think it's a bit thick, that?
53:41A bit short, innit?
53:42Take a look later.
53:43I will.
53:56What the?
53:57I thought you might want these.
53:59They probably mean more to you than I did.
54:03Now, come on, love.
54:04Hmm?
54:06Let's be reasonable.
54:08No.
54:09That's it, Grantley.
54:10You needn't bother coming back to the house.
54:12Fleur?
54:13This is ludicrous.
54:15What are you doing?
54:16Your best shirt and tie's there, if you want to impress her.
54:20It's over, Grantley.
54:21I just hope she's worth it.
54:32Mr. Patrick.
54:34Hi, hello.
54:35Thank you so much for seeing me.
54:37It's no trouble.
54:38And please, Benjamin.
54:39Benjamin, OK.
54:41Shall we go somewhere?
54:43Do you know what?
54:44I'll go somewhere a bit more private.
54:46Shall we?
54:46Just when you think you've seen the back of us today.
54:49Benjamin, this is Melissa.
54:50She's my sister.
54:51And this is Eddie, my deputy.
54:53Oh, my deputy.
54:54No flies on you.
54:55Where have you been hiding this one?
54:57I'm sorry, I'm...
54:58Actually, we were just heading off, weren't we?
54:59Somewhere expensive, I hope.
55:01I heard that new place in town's really nice.
55:03Right.
55:05See you tomorrow.
55:06OK.
55:07OK.
55:08That is a woman in love.
55:14Honestly, Maxine, she's like one of them women you'd find in the jungle.
55:18Like she's been raised by wolves or something.
55:22I'm telling you, she's wild.
55:24That lad is trouble.
55:25I've heard you.
55:26This is my final year.
55:28I'm not going to chuck it all away for a lad who's in year 11.
55:31Good.
55:32Steph, is it true you're shagging Mr. Budger?
55:35Max, I might be desperate, but even I've got some standards.
55:38So why is he on our doorstep?
55:47Rachel, I'm not really sure what happened there, but...
55:50I'm really sorry.
55:51I...
55:52Well, I just didn't want to explain things in front of them.
55:56Yeah, this has to be strictly doctor-patient.
56:00There's no misunderstanding here.
56:03Absolutely not, no.
56:06Perhaps I should have arranged this at the surgery.
56:09Yeah, of course, of course.
56:11Look, why don't you call my secretary in the morning?
56:13I will.
56:13I will.
56:29Well, are you sure we should buy them out?
56:31I'm not going to let the Kellys win.
56:33No way.
56:35If that means we're the last people on the street, then, er...
56:38If it's the traffic noise, I'll be down.
56:41Oh, my God, what's that?
56:44Not even who's capable of this.
56:56Let me be your fantasy
57:02Won't you be my fantasy
57:11Welcome to my fantasy
57:16I'll take you to ecstasy
57:27My fantasy
57:28I'll be my fantasy
57:29I'll be my fantasy
57:31Let me be my fantasy
57:37Let me be my fantasy