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00:16I'll see you next time.
00:40Morning. Hiya. I'm nervous. A bit, but we're used to it, aren't we, big guy? No. Well, any problems for
00:50it, you know the procedure, don't you?
00:51Look, why don't you go off and have a wander? Just don't touch anything. Go on. Is he gonna be
00:56alright? What, you mean about keeping our secret?
00:59No, I mean, look, I am gonna tell them eventually, once you've established yourself. If I establish myself? You will.
01:06That corporate experience of yours is gonna be invaluable.
01:11But I thought you wanted someone with experience teaching adults. The teaching bit you're gonna pick up along the way.
01:16What we need here is vision and we need a lot of personality.
01:19No pressure then. Adult education could be the biggest thing to happen to this school in years, you know? More
01:25funding, a strong culture of learning.
01:28So yeah, no pressure. Lots of bums on seats. Okay. Exactly. Melissa, if we don't get this first lot to
01:36sign up today, Ralph Mellor's gonna do his best to pull the plug on the whole thing.
01:45One at a time. One at a time, please.
01:51Watch out. There we go. Come on, come through. Can we do something when we gotta protect our kids like
01:58this?
01:59Not all I can do about that, Ralph. You're right. Just have to be careful who we let in next
02:05time.
02:11Yeah, let's go, Ralph.
02:11I'll tell you, Ralph. I'm bah!
02:12Oh, my God!
02:12What happened, Ralph? What about I was talking about?
02:16Oh my God!
02:16No!
02:21What?!
02:27Mate, stay out of his way, yeah?
02:29He's 110 per cent.
02:31Oh, look at him.
02:36No.
02:37I think he's fit.
02:38He's in year 11.
02:39Yeah, it's so bad, isn't it?
02:41You're not fit.
02:41No, look at him.
02:46Look!
02:47Oh, well, we're potty now.
02:49No, this is me.
02:50Well, that's me!
02:56Why are you charging?
02:59Yeah, but I'm gonna be making a few bags with the DVDs and that.
03:02So you may as well cut a few heads while writing.
03:05Look, a number two all over.
03:06How easy can it be?
03:07But this is cutting.
03:09I'm only supposed to be styling.
03:11If Mason finds out, I'm charging it.
03:13Then we just don't tell him, babe.
03:16Mate, how much is this one?
03:18Er, for you, Jan.
03:19Just call it a fiver.
03:20Oh, I bet.
03:21That's cheap.
03:22See?
03:27See you in a bit.
03:28Ducky!
03:28Close!
03:29I don't believe it.
03:31It's wearing a tie.
03:32You are on the pull.
03:33I am not on the pull.
03:35You never know.
03:37I've got that merchandise for you, son.
03:39Nice one, Dad.
03:41Nice one.
03:42Oh, hey.
03:44What's wrong fare for a packet of pork scratching, son?
03:46You are joking, Dad.
03:48That's another that lives next door to us.
03:50Yeah.
03:50She shoved sausages through our doorman.
03:52Yeah, yeah.
03:53Oi, just don't forget, all right?
03:55One dinner at lunch time.
03:57Yeah, yeah.
03:57So, er, do you have to book then, or what?
04:00We're not actually open yet.
04:02Oh, go on.
04:04I mean, this doesn't take much cutting, does it?
04:09Go on, then.
04:10Not sure?
04:14Look forward to it.
04:19What?
04:21You're not in charge, Doctor.
04:28Ah, ah, ah.
04:29Every time.
04:30They're too flame insensitive, those things.
04:33Just bring your keys.
04:37Nasty things, guns, Miss Eadoc.
04:39I'm just trying to keep everybody safe.
04:41Yes, well, I'm hardly likely to have a whoso machine gun in there, am I?
04:45That's a little bit better than your right.
04:54Still don't get right there, you're a remote.
04:56Is that like you have to be?
04:57Shut up, Earl.
04:57It's social that's made a poor finger out.
04:59Yeah, alright.
05:00I'm not just doing it from brownie points to the social, I'm doing it to be a better road
05:03model.
05:04Told you, man.
05:04They've got loads of good costs here.
05:06Just step through one at a time, please.
05:08You can carry the little one.
05:11What are you doing with that?
05:12Can I take a look inside your back, please, madam?
05:14No, you can't.
05:15Madam, you do realise there was a gun in the school last week?
05:19Of course I flamin' do.
05:20My dental's sitting in an institution because of it.
05:23Oh, just give him the bag.
05:36Can you stop it?
05:37Maybe I was writing.
05:38What if it ain't gonna work?
05:40Well, she'd just have to make it work, wouldn't she?
05:43Yes.
06:02Boxing in school, yeah, man.
06:04Yeah, it's a proper boxing club,
06:05so I'm gonna be looking for members.
06:06Interesting?
06:09Boxing?
06:10Yeah.
06:11Isn't it banned?
06:12No, it was never banned.
06:14Yeah, but people get brain damage and stuff.
06:16What are you talking about?
06:17What year are you?
06:19Eleven.
06:20It's my first day.
06:21Ah, great.
06:22You two can show him the ropes.
06:25Did you get one of those?
06:28OK, give him the grand tour.
06:29What's your name, lad?
06:30Philip.
06:30Philip, all right.
06:31Please still show you around.
06:32I've got a meeting, so stick this in the cupboard, all right?
06:35You two, stop messing around.
06:37Why would you want to get beaten up?
06:39Boxing's for losers.
06:40Don't know what you're talking about, mate.
06:43Can you afford to lose any more brain cells?
06:45Ooh, brain cells.
06:47What are they?
06:48Brain cells.
06:49Ah-ha!
06:50It's, it's, it's.
06:51Oh!
06:56Have I heard right?
06:57Starting up a boxing club in school?
06:59Yeah.
07:00Starts today.
07:01Mm-hmm.
07:02Boxing.
07:03Yeah!
07:04Boxing.
07:04You know.
07:05Oh, yeah, dogfighting.
07:07But with boys instead of dogs.
07:09Schools that do boxing all report a decline in bullying.
07:11It's a fact.
07:12Do you think Rachel will go with it?
07:13I'm certain she's going to get the full Kleber sales pitch.
07:18Pure women.
07:27Come on, then, man.
07:28We're supposed to show you your ballroom.
07:30The sky is on something, I'm telling you.
07:33Hurry up, you dick!
07:34I am one of my...
07:36I'm not up in a fiction, man.
07:40He's used to be in the new kid, so he should be okay.
07:42Put him in a nice form.
07:44And keep him away from Earl Kelly.
07:45I wish I could keep away from all the flaming Kellys.
07:48Well, just continue to keep them under close scrutiny
07:50and flag up any problems.
07:52They're getting special treatment now.
07:55Tom, are you okay?
07:56Nothing that a good night's kit wouldn't put right.
07:59You try living next to these people.
08:00The Kellys are hard work, Tom.
08:03But we have a duty of care.
08:04This is what we do, mate.
08:05You know the drill.
08:08I'll enjoy it.
08:09It'll be a laugh.
08:11You could have you invite some of them back to the party later.
08:13Yeah.
08:13They look like they love a good bender.
08:15Oh, come on.
08:20Oh, miss.
08:21Hi.
08:22Your mum's here.
08:23Oh, excellent, Sam.
08:25That's a surprise.
08:26Pleasant one.
08:27She promised Sandra she'd come.
08:31Social worker.
08:33Oh, right.
08:34Mr Denzel.
08:35They've all been on her back about this.
08:36So, she comes here.
08:37She's off the pop.
08:38Well, that's excellent.
08:39Great.
08:40She'll find something there to interest her.
08:42Watch her, though, miss.
08:43She'll try and get herself kicked out.
08:45I've seen it all now.
08:48This is a brand new venture for Waterloo Road.
08:51It's something that I've always believed that schools should be about.
08:55They called it Wraparound Community Services.
08:57And I'm hoping, with your help, it's going to be a really great success.
09:09Right.
09:10I'm going to shut up now.
09:12And I'm going to hand you over to Miss Ryan, our expert.
09:15OK, thanks, Rachel.
09:17First things first, my name is Melissa.
09:19You can call me that.
09:20Or Mel, whatever you feel comfortable with.
09:22Just not Miss Ryan, please.
09:24Makes me sound like a lesbian dominatrix.
09:29OK, now, today is about finding the course that best suits you.
09:32So, if it's basic English and math skills you're after, business skills, learning to surf the net, or just making
09:38a good pot of tea.
09:40We've got it here.
09:41OK, now, I see that everyone's badged up.
09:43It's time for the official tour.
09:45Shall we get going?
09:47She knows how to work a crowd.
09:50Yeah.
09:50She's got great potential.
09:52I still think it's a big risk.
09:54She doesn't have a conventional teaching background.
09:56Good.
09:57We don't need conventional in this place.
09:58No, but we do need qualified, someone with proven teaching skills.
10:03Remember, these adults have been failed first time round.
10:06Are you absolutely sure Melissa can give them what they want, what they need?
10:11Eddie, if I had the slightest doubt of Melissa's ability to do this job, I would never have appointed her.
10:17I'm just saying.
10:18Yeah, well, a little less carping and a little bit more support, please.
10:22Right, keep it down, please.
10:25Oi!
10:27And turn to page 46 of your textbooks.
10:48Got the sniffer dogs with you?
10:53No, no, no, no, I'm just doing the rounds.
10:56Making sure everything's in order.
10:59Right.
11:22Everything's used to be in order.
11:29Look, Kim, I've had this at home for ages.
11:34It's nothing.
11:34It's, um...
11:35I thought you might find a use, you know, uh...
11:39Show the kiddies, right?
11:42Right, well...
11:43Thanks, Dave.
11:46I'm sure it'll, uh...
11:48Come in very handy.
11:51It's the Eiffel Tower.
11:59Not a word from either of you.
12:05Oh, you'll be right up her street.
12:10She's not had a man for ages.
12:11I know.
12:12She'll look bad for 50-yard eva.
12:14Oh, don't let her hear you say that.
12:15She'll kill you.
12:18Miss insecurity, Dave.
12:20Unless I know something about you, I won't be able to advise you on the best courses.
12:25So, just a little bit about your family's background, hopes.
12:29You want to know what?
12:31Everything.
12:32Warts and all.
12:34I reckon we're a pretty unshockable bunch here, aren't we?
12:58Well, I left school when I was 14.
12:59I've seen me now, um, no qualifications, no skills, nothing.
13:03But me lad Dante's, uh, setting himself up in business, so I just want to help him, really,
13:07if I can.
13:10Well, I'm not that old, and I thought, right, go for it.
13:13And I suppose I wanted to set a good example for our Bolton and all.
13:24Yeah, well, I left school when I was nine.
13:29My mum kept me off to keep her company in that.
13:32She didn't like me leaving her.
13:34She'd sit and drink herself stupid.
13:37There were all sorts wronged, day and night.
13:41Didn't she get into trouble, or...?
13:43We never stayed in the same place for longer than six months.
13:47When I was three, I got kidnapped by a gang of child traffickers.
13:53Oh, no wonder you want to better yourself.
13:56Luckily, I got rescued by the SAS.
13:59Oh.
14:00Yes, um, thanks, Rose.
14:03Nothing wrong with your imagination, then.
14:06I want my PE department to be the best in the country.
14:09Now, listen, um, I could do with some help running the senior netball team, actually.
14:13Ah, here comes the charm of fancy.
14:15No, well, yeah, come on.
14:17I can see you're a natural sportswoman.
14:19Yeah, well, what about the girls' football team?
14:22Oh, don't worry about Tom.
14:23I might change a few things there as well.
14:24Tom's a little bit, um, just a bit hit and miss.
14:27He's worked really hard on that team.
14:29Yeah, I know.
14:30Listen, can I count on you?
14:33Yeah, sure.
14:34Good.
14:35I'll see you later.
14:46Look at him.
14:47I love it.
14:48Keep your eye on that lad, Smiley.
14:49He looks the business to me.
14:51He's agile, quick hands, perfect physique.
14:54Out of boxing, channel suppression.
14:56It promotes self-discipline and commitment.
14:58Mm-hmm, I get it, Rob.
14:59I get it.
15:00I'm just a little bit nervous about introducing full contact boxing.
15:04I mean, it doesn't exactly seem like the appropriate time.
15:07It's the perfect time.
15:08Once Rob establishes the club and a certain type of kid starts coming, there'll be less
15:11smashed windows, less graffiti.
15:14That's what I call community involvement.
15:16See, I'm a fully qualified ABA coach.
15:18Okay.
15:19Okay, right, but I want all the procedures in place, our health and safety, you know, the
15:23whole lot, of course.
15:24Absolutely.
15:25I knew I'd win you over.
15:27Excuse me.
15:27You haven't won me over.
15:30Let's call it a trial.
15:31See how it goes.
15:32It's a trial.
15:33Yeah.
15:37Good, good, good, good.
15:39All right, lads, swap over.
15:41Just use as many words on the board as you can, okay?
15:43And if you get stuck, shout out.
15:46Stuck?
15:47I'm a flaming bamboozled.
15:49Look, look, guys.
15:50Guys.
15:51It doesn't have to be the perfect letter.
15:54Just try and use as many of the words on the board as you can.
15:57She keeps saying that.
15:59Maya, it takes care of all our financial affairs.
16:03Oh, it's a waste of time for me, this.
16:08What do you do when you're finished?
16:11Um, oh, that's great.
16:13Uh, why don't you try writing, uh, to a newspaper?
16:19A letter of complaint.
16:20What about?
16:22Anything you like.
16:23Uh, house prices, taxation.
16:25Student cigarette breaks?
16:29Okay, everyone.
16:30Um, let's just look at the board again for a minute, please.
16:33Now, we've tried using nouns and adjectives in our letter.
16:39Now, a noun is a word that's used to...
16:42They're not from Eastern Europe.
16:45Talking slower and louder isn't going to make them understand.
16:57I know you've tried your best, but I didn't have a clue what you were on about.
17:02We'll get there, Mrs. Hull.
17:05Is everything okay?
17:07Yeah.
17:08It all went pretty well, I think.
17:10And how was Rose?
17:11Oh, she was fine.
17:13She did everything I asked her to.
17:14That's excellent.
17:15I know her being here is going to have a positive effect on her kids, so well done, you.
17:21Look, um, things are going well, aren't they?
17:25It just seems, the longer we leave it, do you know what?
17:27I'm going to tell Eddie about us.
17:29And there's no time like the present.
17:31Try that again.
17:33Step right through.
17:37Amazing.
17:37See, that is the highest sensitivity.
17:40You can set up the pickled coins, delts.
17:43Anyway, yeah.
17:45She's really, really lonely.
17:47She's Janice.
17:48Yeah.
17:48But she's just a bit old-fashioned.
17:51What do you mean?
17:52Well, she'll never ask a bloke out if she thinks it's up to him to ask.
17:56Oh, she's a proper lady.
17:58She's dead shy, really.
18:00But don't say out to her, will you, because she got mental if she knew we were, like, matchmaking
18:04and that.
18:06Don't worry, I won't see a piggy bird.
18:08See you later, sir.
18:10See you later.
18:10Bye.
18:11Bye.
18:20Excuse me, guys.
18:21Do you mind putting those out?
18:23It's just that this is LA property and no smoking allowed anywhere.
18:29Janice.
18:30She can't teach for toffee.
18:31I'm telling you, my three-year-old could do better.
18:33Um, sorry, folks.
18:35We're just starting back in a couple of minutes.
18:36It's not for me, love.
18:38Sorry.
18:41Don't worry about it.
18:42Natural wastage.
18:47So, you, uh, wanted to tell me something about Melissa?
18:50Oh, no.
18:52Don't worry.
18:53It's nothing important.
18:54You're sacking me.
18:56Adults in school.
18:59Education's gone the same way as politics.
19:01Tom, we haven't won anything.
19:02It's not all about winning.
19:04Uh, that's exactly what it's about.
19:06It's competitive sport, Tom.
19:08Nothing else matters.
19:09Yeah, whatever.
19:15Hi, Dave.
19:17Hi.
19:18Everything okay?
19:19Smashing, smashing.
19:21Um, I thought you might make a cholly cake.
19:26Right.
19:29Thank you very much.
19:34Nice for the cup of tea.
19:45Mmm.
19:47Lovely.
19:50Less calories than a necklace cake.
19:51That's why it wouldn't do as much damage to your, uh, your waistline.
19:54Oh.
19:55I remember that.
19:58Listen, uh, you having lunch in here at lunchtime?
20:01Yes, probably.
20:02Great.
20:02I'll see you then.
20:06Get in there, security now.
20:10Look at it this way.
20:12No more freezing your wotsits off on the touchline.
20:15Sod them.
20:16The truth is, I like it.
20:18It's a break from the classroom.
20:19The girls are a laugh.
20:21I started that team.
20:22Took a whole load of grief in the process.
20:25Tell you what.
20:27Why don't we go out for a curry tonight,
20:29have a few bottles of wine,
20:30and then straight down into bed?
20:33All right, do on you, man.
20:35Ain't got to be your buddies a break.
20:37You're supposed to show me around all day.
20:39Well, you go on and know you.
20:41No foes in school, mate.
20:43Hey, give it back.
20:44I'll box you for it.
20:45Listen, I'll give it back, all right?
20:46I'm warning you.
20:48You're warning me.
20:49As if, mate.
20:50That scared you.
20:55Ah, yeah.
20:56Looks like you fit all the stereotypes in a box today.
21:01All you need now is a flat nose.
21:04Get in there!
21:07Sit down!
21:10Get out of here.
21:11Leave me alone.
21:12Get away.
21:13Go on.
21:18Oh, hell no.
21:20What are you doing?
21:21I reckon we'll be down to half the class by lunch.
21:24Yeah, what does that mean?
21:25It means loads more nose back for me.
21:27Come on, Rose.
21:28Username and password in the envelope, please.
21:34Look, he won't let me log on.
21:36Let me have a look.
21:38Um, I'm going to try this.
21:42Um, I think we might have to send for the computer technician.
21:47It'd be nice if we had someone teaching us who actually knows what they're doing.
21:52Guess what my password is?
21:54Yeah, go on.
21:55Rules one.
21:57Rules one.
21:58They'll have a job cracking that.
22:04Miss Ryan, can I just have a little word, please?
22:11So, what?
22:12Are we here to learn or watch our gossip with our busy mate?
22:18I hear that you've had a couple of walkouts.
22:21Rachel, I can't help it if they don't want to learn.
22:24But I'm doing my best.
22:25I know.
22:25I know you are.
22:27I'm not having a go at you.
22:28It's...
22:28I know they're a hard group.
22:31Just got to capture their imagination, you know?
22:33Come on, Mel.
22:34They look great at that sort of thing.
22:36Inspire them.
22:38I'll take more than inspiration with some of them.
22:40What is the problem?
22:42I'm...
22:42No, everything's fine.
22:44I'll...
22:44I'll work it out.
22:46You've got to, Mel.
22:47Really.
22:48I just can't deal with any more levers.
22:50I promise.
22:52Okay.
23:04Does anyone see Philip Ryan?
23:05He's a new lad.
23:06Oh, I'm good.
23:08My beak is a bit tied up, sir.
23:11Okay, Bolton, I can see you're dying to tell me what it is that you and the rest of the
23:15class know that I don't.
23:16We had time to recall nature.
23:18Yeah.
23:19How is he going to do his flies up?
23:22Shh.
23:24Shh.
23:24Shh.
23:29Oh, I'm good.
23:33Philip?
23:34You in there?
23:36Philip, it's Mr. Wilding.
23:38I'm your music teacher.
23:42There's no one in here.
23:43Just me.
23:44I can't come out.
23:46Why not?
23:48What's the matter?
23:49Are you locked in?
24:06Has anyone seen Rose?
24:09No. At least we've got a bit of peace.
24:15You've got a proper little salon here, haven't you?
24:18Couldn't give us a quick cotton blow.
24:21Oh, actually, I've got a lesson.
24:22It's all right. Go on, I've got the money.
24:25What are you doing?
24:27I'm having my hair done.
24:29Mum, you're skiving.
24:30I'm on a free...
24:32You said after what happened to Denzel, things were going to be different.
24:34You promised us.
24:36Look, I've really got to get to my lesson.
24:38But I'm here at lunchtime.
24:41Thanks, Sam.
24:41I could have saved a fortune there.
24:43You've been drinking, haven't you?
24:44Oh, yeah.
24:46Where am I going to get a drink around here?
24:48Sam, love, don't!
24:50I can't show a proper family and a proper mum.
24:52Come on.
25:01Blimey there.
25:03Smiley over there.
25:09Come on.
25:12Sir, will Mrs. Mason find out?
25:14I'm sure she will.
25:15She's pretty zero tolerance on bullying.
25:17Anyway, your mum's going to want something done about her.
25:20Well, what's she going to do with it?
25:21Philip, this is your first day.
25:23Can't we just forget about it?
25:26Listen.
25:27I know it's hard standing up to bullies, but...
25:30What's happened to them?
25:32Well, if it was up to me, I'd exclude them for a week.
25:35Oh, great.
25:36So, when they come back, it'll be ten times worse.
25:39Come on.
25:40We're going to see Mrs. Mason now, OK?
25:41No, no, no, no, no.
25:43I can't.
25:44Listen.
25:45Just tell her your worries.
25:48Sir, I can't.
25:49Why not?
25:53She's my aunt.
25:56Who is?
25:59Mrs. Mason.
26:01The head teacher?
26:03Yeah, she's my mum's sister.
26:07Ollie, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone.
26:17Riley, please!
26:20Ask me who Rachel Mason's sister is.
26:23She's got a sister.
26:24She does.
26:25And she works here.
26:28Listen, Ryan.
26:30No.
26:32No!
26:32Yeah, I live, you just told me.
26:37It was just a bit of a laughter.
26:39Hilarious.
26:41You do know that Philip's mum's a member of staff here, don't you?
26:46Well, she gets older, you two.
26:50Well, you better make sure it's A grades all the way.
26:53It's just naked nepotism.
26:55Get to your lesson.
26:56You're putting me through the charade of the selection process.
27:00She can't do things.
27:02Wasn't there a case a few years ago?
27:04I'm sure her head teacher...
27:05Has she got the set for giving us this third job?
27:08Look, if it's not a teaching post, then she can appoint who she likes.
27:11Oh, I'm sure that you and your new assistant, Jasmine, will be able to find something for young Philip to
27:16do.
27:17Captain of the Tiddlywinks team, maybe.
27:20Well, I have favourites, Deb.
27:21He'll get the same treatment as every other kid.
27:23Hey, I totally agree.
27:24It's always been my philosophy, that.
27:26But, you know, forewarned and all that.
27:32Salut, Monsieur Lawson.
27:35Keeping you busy?
27:36What is it, Steph?
27:37Well, I have got a little bone to pick with you and Miss Mason.
27:43About her and Melissa.
27:47Sisters, sisters, there were never such devoted sisters.
27:51Steph, what are you going on about?
27:54You don't know, do you?
27:57Rachel and Melissa are sisters.
28:02Seriously?
28:03Oh, yes.
28:04As true as I'm standing here in me slingbacks.
28:10What?
28:11All right, Auntie Rachel.
28:13You never learn, do you?
28:15Oh, look.
28:19I didn't tell you because I wanted Melissa to make her own mark.
28:22I wasn't deliberate at trying to deceive anyone.
28:24You see, that's another lie.
28:25That's exactly what you did.
28:27Oh, no, no, no, it wasn't.
28:28The interviews.
28:29You put members of our staff through a bogus interview.
28:32You concealed your relationship to one of the candidates.
28:35When Ralph Mellor finds out,
28:36and I can't even tell him that she was the best candidate
28:38because Steph or Granny would have done a better job.
28:41What the hell were you thinking of?
28:42I needed...
28:43You needed what?
28:44You needed what?
28:45Another stick for Ralph Mellor to beat you with?
28:47I needed someone I could trust.
28:48I needed an ally.
28:49I don't know, after last year...
28:52You needed an ally?
28:57So what am I, then?
28:59I'm sorry.
29:06Laterality.
29:07Coordination of the left and right hemispheres of the brain.
29:11Come on, Rose.
29:12Believe it or not, this actually helps with reading and writing.
29:14Turn around.
29:16Faster, faster, faster.
29:17Good work, parents.
29:19Turn around.
29:21And...
29:21Stop.
29:23Brilliant.
29:23Give yourselves a clap.
29:25What the bloody hell use is that, anyone?
29:29Jumping around like a Muppet.
29:30I've not learned one thing.
29:31You know what, Rose?
29:32I think you'd be better swapping places with your Sam
29:34surrounded by 13-year-olds.
29:35Yeah, because we've had a whinging all morning.
29:37Who asked you for an opinion?
29:39I don't need to be asked, love.
29:41All right, ladies, come on.
29:42Is there a difference between crap
29:44and the stuff that comes out of your mouth?
29:45Oh, come on.
29:46Candies.
29:47Get on with your brown nose and...
29:50Stop it.
29:51No, stop it.
29:53Stop it.
29:55Delivering PowerPoint presentations to nice people in suits is one thing,
29:59but this is Waterloo Road.
30:01Stop it.
30:02Laren, do something.
30:04Melissa has no formal teaching qualifications,
30:06no experience.
30:08Stop it.
30:08Stop.
30:09Laren, do something.
30:13Okay, yeah, it was a stupid decision not to tell you about us.
30:16That's gone far beyond stupid.
30:18Forget that you lied to me.
30:19The governors, the staff.
30:21Hang on.
30:21I do have delegated authority in relation to appointments, you know.
30:25What's blatant favoritism?
30:27You wouldn't be the first head to lose a job over something like this.
30:31Look, Melissa can connect with us, community.
30:33You know that.
30:34You've just seen it.
30:35It's the fight.
30:36They won't stop.
30:37What?
30:37Look, you'd have to be Mr. Fantastic to get your arms round me.
30:40Now pack it in.
30:41What the bloody hell's going on here?
30:44You two, outside now.
30:48Thank you, Clarence.
30:51Oh, I really apologise for the fact that you had to see that.
30:54Look, you know where the dining hall is,
30:56so if you can just head down there and we'll see you in there.
31:01I apologise for that.
31:03I'm going to have to head down for lunch and try and salvage things.
31:07Well, I'll get my bag.
31:08You know what?
31:09Don't bother, because I'll talk to them first.
31:10Why don't you see what Eddie's doing?
31:13Give me one reason I shouldn't send the pair of your pack in.
31:17You're an employee here.
31:18You should know better.
31:21I feel like sending you both to the cooler.
31:24You can go and join your Bolton.
31:25What's it on?
31:26Why is he in there?
31:26He tied her son up in the toilets.
31:28Philip, what's happened?
31:30He's fine.
31:30Go get your lunch.
31:31I'll talk to you later.
31:35I think you need to be in the canteen with your sister.
31:41Sorry.
31:42Don't apologise.
31:44And I want your idea to keep us all in the dark.
31:47Rachel's been getting a bit freaked, hasn't she?
31:50Are you aware what Rachel's been through this last year?
31:53Yeah, I do know she's had a pretty rough ride.
31:56And then some.
31:57A lot of people are waiting for her to fall flat on her face.
32:00The last thing she needs right now is another failure.
32:09Eddie.
32:10Eddie.
32:13Look, I feel really bad about all this, but it's not Rachel's fault.
32:16Unfortunately, not everybody sees it that way.
32:19I'm not going to let her fail, Eddie.
32:20I know you think I'm inexperienced, but I can be pretty determined, you know.
32:24Runs in the family.
32:26And I know I've got a hell of a learning curve on my hands, but I can do it.
32:30Just go to lunch.
32:31Pretend it never happened.
32:33Don't let them see it's gone to you.
32:34There's just so much to think about.
32:35The teaching, the scrapping.
32:37Well, if I can be of any help, just give me a shout.
32:41I'm shouting.
32:53I didn't know that Melissa was your sister, Rachel.
32:58Well, it's not exactly unusual.
33:01She'd have to have two sisters working in the same school.
33:05Yeah, but for her to get the job ahead of me and all the other candidates and be your sister,
33:11I mean, that's amazing.
33:14Best person got the job, Steph.
33:23Candice was telling me how much she's been enjoying your lessons, Melissa.
33:28All those brain exercises and that very cutting edge.
33:32Thanks.
33:34Sounds like a load of...
33:37You're an expert in educational kinesiology.
33:41Well, the science of human movement used to improve learning.
33:59So aren't any news all going out tonight?
34:01Yeah, it's going to be a laugh, isn't it, Max?
34:04Ah, look at this guy, man.
34:05He clearly loves himself.
34:09You, er, looking forward to a party, then?
34:11Yeah.
34:14I'm here, then.
34:16Do you do head massages?
34:17Oi, do one.
34:19What's wrong with you?
34:22Ain't that wrong with me, mate.
34:24She just ain't cutting your hair.
34:26Okay?
34:27Don't touch me.
34:33Shame that.
34:34Maybe next time.
34:38I'll see you later.
34:42Yeah, but who is that news both up, then?
34:44I think it's a cocky little get.
34:49No, I'd love to invite you back, you know that?
34:52It's just me mum.
34:52She drinks like a fish and she's going to make a show of herself.
34:56Don't want to be there.
34:59It's okay.
35:03You all right?
35:06You seem a bit down.
35:07What have I got to feel down about?
35:09I'm not the one locked in a cell, am I?
35:16I just keep wondering.
35:18You know, we're sitting here and...
35:20You know, what's our Denzel up to right now?
35:23Have you spoken to him?
35:24My mum's been to see him.
35:26Is he okay?
35:27I don't think so.
35:30Sorry.
35:31I didn't mean it.
35:32I just...
35:32I know you didn't.
35:36It's just he's my brother.
35:39I can't help feeling worried about him.
35:42Jabs, hook and combo.
35:46All right, here.
35:48Shall we?
35:51Langley, Smiley.
35:52Here, now.
35:54The rest of you carry on.
35:56Mr. Cleaver tells me you've got talent, Bolton.
35:59Is it for ritual humiliation?
36:02No, sir.
36:03Now, how am I meant to persuade Miss Mason
36:05to let you box if all you are
36:06is a bully in a foe?
36:07Hmm?
36:10Well, that's up to you, Mr. Lawson.
36:12But I'd send a pair of them packing.
36:16So, boxing club starts tonight, yeah?
36:17Yeah, yeah.
36:18I'm not sure I want them in my boxing team.
36:20Oh, sir, we're dead sorry, honest.
36:22We'll tell Philip we're sorry
36:23and look out for him and that.
36:24All the numbers.
36:25Yeah.
36:26What happened again, sir?
36:28Um, sir's promise.
36:32Okay, you're on probation.
36:33Put one foot out of place.
36:35Right, sir.
36:36Thanks, sir.
36:37Don't make me regret my decision.
36:40Go on, move it.
36:41Jabs.
36:44Boxing, you'll soon sort them out.
36:46Good luck.
36:50Okay, swap around.
36:53These any use to you?
36:54What are they?
36:55Worksheets.
36:56Number stuff, mainly.
36:57I've tried basic stuff, Eddie.
36:58Half of them couldn't do it
36:59and the other half are bored, Richard.
37:01Try these.
37:01They're simple, fun exercises.
37:03Useful for all abilities.
37:04The kids love them.
37:06Where's all that confidence we saw earlier, eh?
37:08Let them see more of you.
37:10Believe me, I'll respond.
37:11Okay.
37:12Great.
37:14Thanks.
37:19I've let you down.
37:20I'm so sorry.
37:22There must be something we can do.
37:24Well, I haven't given you a bright idea of you.
37:27Look, it's not your fault.
37:28It's mine.
37:29It's nepotism.
37:31Look, it would have been great
37:32if it had worked out,
37:32but if you guys...
37:32She hasn't done any wonder, are she, miss?
37:35Um, no, Sam, no.
37:36I think she's outside.
37:37I don't know.
37:38Is she okay?
37:39She's doing fine.
37:40Look, I've got a few things I need to sort.
37:42I'll, um, see you later.
37:44Right.
37:48Rose, I need a word.
37:49I'll go for smoke.
37:50Now, please.
37:52Look, Rose, it's just you and me.
37:54No audience, so you can cut the crap.
37:56All this a-couldn't-care stuff.
37:58The hostility, the disruption.
37:59It's driving me mad,
38:00and it's ruining the whole day.
38:02And it's all the front,
38:03because I think that you do care very much.
38:05Also, you're claiming to know me.
38:07Pretending to be a shrink now,
38:08as well as a teacher.
38:09Look, I can see that you're very angry,
38:10but I am not responsible for what's happened to you.
38:13What's that supposed to mean?
38:14Look, I saw your son this morning,
38:16and I know that you're worried about losing your kids.
38:19And that you want to impress them,
38:20and social services.
38:23So, come on, Rose.
38:25Help me out this afternoon.
38:26And let me help you.
38:32Don't take.
38:33This not even work.
38:34I've just tried it in Miss A-Doc's DVD.
38:36A-Diz?
38:37There must be something wrong with A-Doc's machine.
38:39Because I'm telling you,
38:40ain't that wrong with this DVD.
38:41She wants her money back.
38:43You only get your money back
38:45and fault it goes, love.
38:46It's like nothing of you again.
38:48Come on.
38:50Oi.
38:52You've been told to apologize before we did.
38:54Yeah.
38:55So make sure you let Lawson and your mum know.
38:57Mm-hmm.
39:05All right, mate.
39:07You're the one that locked me in the box before, aren't you?
39:10And is it true your auntie's the headteacher?
39:14Yes.
39:14It's not my fault, is it?
39:15Don't worry about it, mate.
39:17I wish my auntie was the headteacher.
39:20Why?
39:24Come on.
39:29And may I jab him
39:30and set him down rapid
39:32with the force of the king.
39:34What?
39:35All right, ladies.
39:36What's all this?
39:37Mr. Cleaver's brought some boxing gear.
39:39Yeah.
39:41I used to box when I lived in Manchester.
39:44Fancy a bit bolting?
39:46Eh?
39:47A match.
39:49Do you reckon you could have me?
39:51What, now?
39:54Whenever you want, mate.
39:56Mr. Kelly.
39:57Can't you join us?
39:58Sir, Earl used to box his challenge bolting to a fight.
40:01Oh, really?
40:03You up for it?
40:04Yeah.
40:04Let's do it, innit?
40:06Good, good.
40:073.15.
40:07Don't be late, all right?
40:10I reckon one good punch.
40:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
40:43I think we're all about the running machine learning.
40:47Come on, right.
40:48It's called school and just in the other learning education.
40:58It's the other education, people, and people, people, people, and people.
41:11Can I come to the beach among us?
41:13I thought we were in the most of the worst.
41:16I thought we were in the most of the worst.
41:18I thought we were in the most of the worst.
41:19We were in the middle of learning.
41:21You want to do the middle of learning?
41:34Ah, Philip.
41:35There you go.
41:36Time to stop the seat.
41:38Who say your favourite pupils there?
41:44Right, let's make a start.
41:51Complete the exercises on page 32.
41:54Fill your boots. Hello.
41:57I promised them a free buffet.
42:14Come on.
42:15Come on.
42:15Come on.
42:16Right, so.
42:17How much money did you make at lunch?
42:19A lot.
42:20Tenner.
42:20Yeah.
42:21Yeah.
42:21Good.
42:22Because I made 50 bucks.
42:25Mate, we are well in the money bags and I tell you what, we're going to earn more than that
42:29tomorrow.
42:45What's your problem?
42:48Well, it's just that, giving me flowers, tongues might wag.
42:55Oh, I'm sorry.
42:57I didn't mean to embarrass you.
42:59I, um, it's just, um, I, um, well, uh, I was going to ask you out on a proper date,
43:07like, you know.
43:08Oh, Dave, that is so nice of you.
43:12And normally, yes.
43:15It's just that, um, with me being a teacher and you being, it's a bit of a doctor-patient thingy.
43:28No problem, I understand.
43:31Er, er, I'm, I'm sorry.
43:36Oh, that's me.
43:37I am 15.
43:39Who is 4 times 3?
43:42Oh, er, I am 12, so, er, who is a quarter of 20?
43:48I am 5.
43:49Who is me minus 2?
43:53Oh, er, and that's back to me.
43:55And I am 3.
43:57Well done, everyone.
44:01It's now 4 a time.
44:03Er, we did that one in 58 seconds.
44:09We never did sums like this when I were at school.
44:12I think I could be quite good at maths.
44:14We could fast-track you, Mrs Hall.
44:16How does GCSE maths in a year sound?
44:19Well, I could do sums, love, but I'm not running anywhere.
44:22Not at my age.
44:24Rose, could you collect the loop cards, please?
44:29OK.
44:31Moment of truth.
44:33Feedback and sign-up time.
44:35Could you hand these out for me, please?
44:37The courses are on the left.
44:39Just tick your preferences and order from 1 to 3.
44:42See anything you like, Rose?
44:43Yeah, for a chance.
44:45Sorry, erm, thanks, by the way.
44:47For what?
44:51OK, boys, keep your guard up.
44:53That's it.
44:53Nice and easy, lad.
44:54Keep your guard up, Smiley.
44:56Come on.
44:56Come on, jab.
45:00Jab.
45:03Don't forget your combos.
45:05Go on.
45:05It's here.
45:07Showboat ball.
45:08Go on, boss.
45:08Don't treat the proof, Smiley.
45:10It's here.
45:11Come on, boy.
45:12It's here.
45:16Keep your guards up.
45:17OK.
45:22All right, lads.
45:23Take a break, yeah?
45:28Miss Qureshi.
45:29Just in time for a little exhibition sparring.
45:31I thought it was only non-contact you did.
45:33No.
45:34Rachel's giving us the nod.
45:35All right, lads.
45:36Nice and easy, eh?
45:38Eh, listen, have you had a chance to speak to Tom?
45:41It's just that he seems a bit off.
45:43Yeah, no, he's fine.
45:44Don't worry about it.
45:44It's gone.
45:46Well, look, I'm raring to go.
45:49Yeah, OK.
45:50Listen, I'll catch you later.
45:51Drink, yeah?
45:53Get him on, Barton.
45:54Er, ch-yeah?
45:56Blackneys.
46:03Hey, hey, hey, time!
46:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
46:08Listen, Earl, go get a chance now.
46:09Three, go!
46:10Low punch.
46:11You all right?
46:13Come on.
46:14It's not a zip-a-limits or a-beats sound whack
46:17to tell us why you wanna try and keep links back...
46:20We survived, eh?
46:22Just. My night choice.
46:24Remember, it's only been one day.
46:25Look, if you don't think you're up to it, you need to tell me now.
46:28No, no, I'm up for it. Definitely.
46:31Rach?
46:34Are you sure that you can do this?
46:36Yeah.
46:37OK.
46:38Well, let's get easy on the chill-out music and the massage, yeah?
46:42You coming for a drink?
46:44No, I can't.
46:45Our secret's out, remember?
46:46I know.
46:47Well, just come round to mine, then. We'll have a couple of glasses.
46:49No, we won't, because you need to go out and get to know everybody.
46:51I am not going without you.
46:52Well, this isn't up for debate, because I am your boss, OK?
46:55I take it you got a good response, then?
46:57Yeah, we did.
46:59Well done.
46:59I couldn't have done it without you. I mean that.
47:02Oh, you definitely deserve a drink.
47:04Can you come in, Rachel?
47:06No, I can't.
47:07It'd be good if the staff saw you let your hair down a little bit.
47:12OK.
47:16Thanks.
47:17Yes.
47:26Yeah, those meds exercises go down really well.
47:29They always do.
47:31Look, Melissa.
47:32You proved yourself today.
47:33Well done.
47:33But you think I was underprepared.
47:36Yeah, all right.
47:37Maybe I was.
47:38But that's my personality.
47:39I wing it.
47:41I get the job done, don't I?
47:43And just to warn you, Rachel might still get a kick in over your appointment.
47:46You're from Ralph Mellor?
47:47I'm the staff.
47:48And you?
47:49Oh.
47:50All right, love?
47:52All right, I'm going to a mate's house tonight, so I'll grab some potatoes.
47:56I'll meet them there.
47:57Have you got your keys?
47:58Yep, yep.
48:00Thank God he's made friends.
48:02Don't you want to know where he's going?
48:03No, he doesn't like me quizzing him too much.
48:05He'll be fine.
48:29I didn't have a clue.
48:32It turns out the flaming thing wasn't even switched on.
48:35I didn't have a clue.
48:35How did you cope with that Kelly woman?
48:37Oh, she sussed me out good and proper.
48:39Are you sure you're not, you don't?
48:41I felt like saying no, no.
48:44Of course I bloody don't know what I'm doing.
48:45That's why I'm in adult education.
48:51Oh.
48:53Well, look, they're fine.
48:55Look, they're fine.
48:56Well, most of them.
49:00I don't like leaving Clona home with that lot next door.
49:03Don't tell me with her.
49:04I won't keep you out late.
49:05I promise.
49:06They weren't there this morning.
49:08Flaming killies.
49:10Well, it's obvious, innit?
49:11Nobody wants to live anywhere flaming near them.
49:13Alright, girls?
49:15Oh, come on, Clona, please.
49:17Oh, come.
49:18Laters, yeah?
49:19You don't have to go, do you know?
49:21I do.
49:21You need to keep an eye on her.
49:26See you in a bit.
49:27Laters.
49:35What?
49:40What?
49:41What?
49:43Steph.
49:46Dave.
49:47Hiya.
49:48Hiya.
49:50I've, erm, dropped my money.
49:53Oh.
49:54Oh, it doesn't matter.
49:55I'll let the cleaners get it in the morning.
49:57Can I get you drinking?
50:05Oh.
50:06Oh.
50:10Oh.
50:15Yeah, I'll let the cleaners get it in the morning.
50:25It doesn't matter.
50:25Oh.
50:25Oh, my God.
50:26Oh, my God.
50:26Oh, my God.
50:27Oh, my God.
50:31I think it's a million people.
50:33Yeah, sure.
50:34Do I have to have one then?
50:36Yeah, we'll open that one.
51:14The time is right, your perfume fills my head, the stars get red and all the nights are blue.
51:23I bet I'll go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like,
51:29I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
51:54Our very own Frank and Nancy, let's hear it.
51:59Mary Morgan, everybody.
52:07Fleur, I'm gonna have to go.
52:09You can't go, we've got another spot in ten minutes.
52:12It's gonna have to be a solo.
52:12What?
52:15Grantly, I'll come with you, will you get my coat and bag?
52:18Yeah.
52:20It's definitely, I know it is simple, keeping professional distance and that.
52:24Dave, erm, I've not been totally honest with you.
52:29It's just that me and Grantly are a bit of an item.
52:34Grantly?
52:36Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have any idea.
52:38Can you, erm, keep a secret?
52:41Yeah.
52:42Won't you hear a word?
52:43All right, come on then.
52:45See ya.
52:47Stephen, you do know he wears a syrup, don't you?
52:54A wig?
52:55Yes.
52:57And it's a hair replacement system, actually.
53:02Oh, my love's gone.
53:04Mummy, baby!
53:16And there's too many people who are getting out of hand.
53:21Do you fancy something a bit stronger?
53:23I don't do drugs no more.
53:26Oh, come on.
53:27It's only a bit of scum.
53:28Is that no?
53:29You're a bad influence, you are.
53:35Brilliant party, mate.
53:38Mill mate!
53:39Yeah?
53:40You haven't got a drink?
53:41All right, thank you.
53:42Yeah?
53:45Come on, I'll show you my bedroom.
54:01Can I have my booze?
54:03Woo-hoo!
54:04We've got the booze!
54:05We've got the booze!
54:08We've got the booze!
54:10We've got the booze!
54:20You're not doing anything stupid!
54:22Get out of my garden!
54:24What are you going to do?
54:26No, I'm not going to appeal to their better nature.
54:36Rose!
54:40I can't be playing with schools in here!
54:43What the hell are you doing in here?
54:45I think so!
54:46Rose!
54:48Are you ready?
54:49Come on, halfway!
54:50Move!
54:50Just leave me drinking!
54:52I'm down there!
54:53Rose!
54:56You've got two minutes to get this lot out and the music off!
54:59I can't hear you mate!
55:02You ready?
55:06You hear me now?
55:07Get that back on!
55:08Get out of my house!
55:10He's 14, she's 13 and that's illegal!
55:14Mr, Mr Clarkson, look, I'll get him out, OK?
55:16Everyone, out!
55:17Come on!
55:18Get out!
55:19All of you!
55:21On your way, come on!
55:27All right, he's not allowed to enjoy himself, he's not allowed to enjoy himself, he's a
55:29mess, Dan!
55:30Is that what it is?
55:31And who's that clung you were dancing with?
55:33I don't know.
55:34Come on, tell him!
55:35Son, listen!
55:36An embarrassment, Dan!
55:38Son!
55:39Don't be like that, son!
55:40Hey, Don'ty, listen, just one can!
55:42Go home and sober up!
55:46Don'ty!
55:48Shut up!
55:50Come on!
55:57Hi, Bob!
56:01Here we go!
56:01What are you doing, mate?
56:03You're all right, man?
56:04You're all right?
56:05Here, let's get your sorted.
56:07You can't stop there?
56:09No!
56:11Not that way.
56:12You're a bird.
56:12You'll get out of there.
56:12Not that way.
56:13It'll be like that.
56:15You're, you're an hand up this class, haven't you?
56:23I'm getting off. Are you coming? No, no, you don't want to stay and have another drink.
56:29I'm getting off to bed. I've got school in the morning. You're staying, Max, aren't you?
56:34Course it is. I've never said anything about staying.
56:37Go on. You know you want to. Get on my room, I keep on the couch. I'll even tuck you
56:43in later.
56:44What about Steph? I'll phone her. Right, well, night night.
56:50Good job they never gave us any homework, eh?
56:54Steph, it's me. I'm staying at Janice's. I'll see you in the morning.
57:08Cheers, mate. Sorry. Had to go to the gents.
57:12Oi, get more bog paper.
57:17That's so funny. What is it?
57:22What is it? What?
57:26Oh, my God.
57:27Oh, my God.
57:29Good job I never had my control pants on.
57:31Yeah, come on.
57:33Look, you don't think I'll flash my knickers at every man I meet?
57:36Oh, I think I'm going to enjoy working with you.
57:38Get off.