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00:16We are getting older dear
00:21But time's still on our side
00:33It's a birthday bunch, have a birthday
00:36Great, thanks
00:37Welcome to your present now all is there?
00:39Not sure everyone here holds in case it's a kick in the crotch
00:42Er, what are you doing tonight, sir?
00:46Well, I'll be at the party
00:48Well, someone's got a man the barbecue
00:50Keep the burgers and sausages coming
00:52Sam will tell you, I'm the barbecue king
00:54Why the hell?
00:55More like king of the sad dance
00:57Oi, I heard that
00:59Someone's come in tonight then
01:01I'm not sure, I told everyone
01:04For God's sake, Tom
01:06Are you trying to give us all salmonella?
01:08No, why?
01:10Uncooked meats on the bottom
01:11Not on top of your cone slaw
01:14Sorry
01:15Come on, yes
01:16I haven't got a better idea of food dieting, haven't you?
01:19What's all this for, isn't it?
01:20Oh, stuff for Josh's birthday barbecue tonight
01:24How many people have you got coming?
01:27Why don't you think I've got enough stuff?
01:29But I might bob out later, get a few more bits
01:32Crisps, that sort of thing
01:34But unless you think that's a bit, erm
01:36Passé?
01:37Childish
01:38You know, wanna get this party right
01:40Glad you get a party wrong
01:41Well, I don't know, I just don't want it to be rubbish
01:44Don't want anyone thinking Josh is lame, do I?
01:46No, you don't want Josh to think that you're lame
01:48You want him to think that you're the cool dad
01:50There's only one way you're gonna do that
01:52Don't be there
01:53Yeah, leave him to it
01:55What, do you think I should?
01:57No
02:00Rose
02:01This is Adam
02:01Told you he'd be starting today
02:05Rose
02:05Rachel, I told you we don't need him
02:07I mean, you think we've been serving up rubbish for the past year or something
02:11We do the best we can on the money
02:12Yes, and I'm not suggesting anything else
02:14Why is he in my kitchen?
02:15I'm here to make Waterloo Road a healthier place
02:18To work with the kids and the staff
02:19Make sure the lunches are packing and nutritional punch
02:22Are you saying that I can't do my job?
02:24Not at all, but it's not just about making the food
02:26It's also about educating the kids
02:27So they know what they're eating and why they're eating it
02:29Rose, Adam's a nice guy
02:30He's not here to cause trouble or stand at anyone's toes
02:32Well, I do want to get the job done, Rachel
02:34I know, but I'm just saying Rose is safe in your hands, isn't she?
02:37Safe?
02:39You two know what I mean
02:41I'm gonna leave you to it
02:42Get on with it
02:47Is this someone's idea of a joke? Hmm?
02:50Who put this in my pigeonhole?
02:53I did, Grantley
02:54Depression? I'm not mentally unbalanced
02:56No, and I'm not suggesting that you are
02:58Grantley?
02:59Grantley, we've all got one
03:01Yeah, I'm not singling you out, it's just part of the emotional health campaign
03:05Oh, so I'm supposed to be looking for signs of depression in the kids now, am I?
03:10No, you're supposed to be looking for signs of depression in yourself
03:12Or your colleagues
03:14How?
03:15Do you know, we all know why stress levels go through the roof
03:18Ofsted inspections, league tables, all of the paperwork that goes with them
03:23Just read the leaflet
03:24Alright, if any of you recognise the symptoms or any of the warning signs of depression
03:28You know where I am
03:32Disturbed sleep
03:35Exhaustion
03:35Shortness of temper
03:36It's not the symptoms of depression, it's the symptoms of being a teacher
03:44The practical lesson today folks, as you can see
03:46Kind of benched and sit down quietly
03:55Any room for me?
03:56I want you in pairs or groups of three please
04:00Josh, you want to pair up with me mate?
04:02No, you alright
04:05Right, today we're going to be looking at catalysts
04:09Specifically, how they can speed up the reaction between sodium theosulfate and hydrogen peroxide
04:14Oi, you two
04:16Are you listening?
04:17Josh, Lauren
04:18Yeah, sorry sir
04:20Thank you
04:22Right
04:23What do we know about hydrogen peroxide?
04:27Anyone?
04:28Come on
04:29Don't be shy
04:30Hydrogen peroxide
04:31Um
04:31It's the bleach isn't it sir
04:33Good
04:34Hydrogen peroxide is the active ingredient in most bleaching products
04:38You've got hair bleach, toilet bleach, skin bleach, whitening toothpaste
04:42But it's only in a really, really diluted form
04:45Right, goggles on before I hand any of this out
04:49What do you think?
04:52Yeah, they suit you
05:02So, do you think it's going to work?
05:05Well, I don't see why not
05:07It's a simple enough concept
05:08Bring your old clothes
05:09Swap them for new ones
05:10Even our luck in Brasford
05:12Actually, I meant
05:13Is it going to work on Rachel?
05:15Presumably that's why you're doing this for brownie points
05:17No, it's not
05:19Right girls
05:20Come on
05:21Are these your contributions?
05:23Yes, just pop them on the table
05:25Because they're all going to need to be sorted
05:26Ruby, listen
05:27If there's anything I can do with it
05:28I'm just going to get my head down
05:30And I am going to make a success of this one little venture
05:34Just so Rachel gets the message
05:36Out with the old and in with the new isn't always the way
05:40Who are you calling old?
05:41Hey, I've been consigned to the scrap heap a few times
05:45Anyway, here's my contribution
05:47And don't you be snaffling them first
05:53Is this out of your bag, Carla?
05:55Has it not had such good taste?
05:57Oh, I don't, it's my mum's, it's really old
05:59Oh, it's not old
06:00The word's vintage
06:02Oh, Louise
06:04Look at this
06:05Do you think I'd be able to pull off the bow for a look?
06:08Yeah
06:09Some of this stuff's designed to get a look
06:11I wouldn't be able to afford half this stuff if it were in the shop
06:14Excuse me, the idea is that everybody gets the chance to look
06:17It's not a sneak preview
06:19And before you take something, you bring something
06:23The idea is that you rejuvenate your old wardrobes and yourselves
06:26Without splashing your parents' cash
06:28Right, I need some volunteers, please, for this ironing
06:30Sewing on some loose buttons
06:31Oh, I can help Mrs Fry
06:33I've got a free lesson and I'm really good at ironing
06:35Right, you lot can come back when it starts then, please
06:38Thank you
06:39Off you pop
06:41I don't care what she says
06:43I saw that top first and it's mine
07:08Her dreams
07:09I
07:10What?
07:11Stop it
07:12Stop what?
07:17Do you want us that?
07:18Yeah, I'd like to see you try it.
07:20Come on then.
07:23Move.
07:25Oi, you two again.
07:26What are you doing?
07:27Nothing, Mr. Mead.
07:28It didn't look like nothing.
07:30It looked like you were being stupid around dangerous chemicals and delicate equipment.
07:33Where's your goggles, Josh?
07:35I'm a flutter.
07:35They're not doing any good down there, are they?
07:37Stop flirting the pair of you and get on with your gloves.
07:41Excuse me, we weren't flirting.
07:43Just get on with your work.
07:45All of you.
07:47Oh my God.
07:48I can't actually believe you just said that.
07:53Oh dear.
08:03Hey, Ros.
08:04Hey.
08:05Take a seat.
08:10Actually, I was thinking about...
08:12Oh, sorry.
08:15Sorry.
08:17I know you're supposed to be my tutor, but I don't really know what that means.
08:21Basically, I'm just here to keep an eye on you academically.
08:23But I don't think we're going to have any problems with that, are we?
08:26I hope not.
08:26So these sessions are really about me being able to identify what you're passionate about
08:31and what you'd like to study at Oxford or Cambridge.
08:34I want to study French and law.
08:37That's great.
08:38And what are your interests outside of school?
08:41Em, loads of stuff.
08:43Yeah.
08:45Books, music, films.
08:48Any French films?
08:51Nouveau Vague?
08:54Goddard?
08:56Okay.
08:56It's fine, because we're going to start really slowly.
08:59And don't you worry.
09:00You are going to be properly cultured by the time we're finished.
09:10Miss, that's the dresses and the long things.
09:13And I've sorted everything else into tops, bottoms, shoes and belts.
09:20Maybe I should sort everything by colour instead.
09:22No.
09:23No, it's wonderful.
09:24I'm so impressed.
09:25Thanks.
09:27Has anything caught your fancy?
09:28Because, you know, I think you should get first dibs.
09:31No, it's all right, Miss.
09:32I don't like wearing clothes other people have worn.
09:35But you've worked really hard.
09:37I told you I like ironing.
09:40So you did.
09:41Okay.
09:42Lovely.
09:44Pop off.
09:46Bye.
10:03I just think he's out of order.
10:05I know, you keep saying.
10:07Yeah, but even if I was flirting with Josh, which I wasn't, it's nothing to do with him,
10:11is it?
10:12I suppose so.
10:15Cover for me, yeah?
10:16I always do, don't I?
10:18Lauren?
10:18Yeah?
10:19I don't understand why you're so bothered.
10:20It's not as if anyone's watching.
10:22Yeah, I know, but I'll see you out later, yeah?
10:25Let's go.
10:56You're supposed to pass it back, remember?
11:03Ow.
11:04You've been paying attention, shouldn't you?
11:06I am.
11:07Oh dear, love hurts, doesn't it?
11:09What's that supposed to mean?
11:11Come on, Lauren, don't make me say it.
11:13Say what?
11:14You two.
11:15You and Josh, you totally fancy each other.
11:18No, he doesn't.
11:20You mean you do?
11:21No.
11:22Come on, Lauren, you're always laughing and joking with each other.
11:25When he was pinching you in science, that's got to mean something.
11:28Well, but just being daft, having a laugh, I mean, I laugh and joke with you, don't I?
11:33Do you want to go out with me?
11:34Okay, joke about you.
11:36Go, I'm joking.
11:37One, two, three.
11:39Two, three.
11:41Three.
11:44Three.
11:46Four.
11:49Two.
11:50Two.
11:51Three.
11:58Four.
12:00Three.
12:25It's just a posh jumble sale.
12:28I just think you should get something to wear tonight.
12:30Don't start, Simon.
12:31All I'm saying is, Lauren, I think you should look nice.
12:33That's it.
12:34And I just think you're obsessing over me and Josh because you've got no chance of
12:37bolting.
12:38Ey!
12:39What are you two talking about?
12:40Erm, swap meet.
12:42We're gonna find Lauren something fierce to wear tonight.
12:43She can look dead nice.
12:45You think you always look nice?
12:48Thanks.
12:52Right, er, I'm just gonna go lightly.
12:55Oh.
12:56My God.
12:57He loves you.
12:58What?
12:59You need something knock out, Lauren.
13:00Something he'll just look at you and think, wow, Sam.
13:03Trust me, Lauren.
13:06What about something sexy?
13:08No.
13:09Well, strappy.
13:10No.
13:11Something a bit see-through.
13:12No, Sam.
13:14Erm, let's just find a nice T-shirt or something.
13:17T-shirt?
13:18Wow.
13:19Wondered if you needed a hand?
13:21Do you think it's going really well?
13:23Yeah.
13:24Yeah.
13:24Yeah.
13:24I'd say it is.
13:26Hey, up.
13:26Got a visitor.
13:29See?
13:30Just like that and you're back on track.
13:32Really?
13:32Really.
13:34You know, Rubes, you need to lighten up.
13:37I think you should come around to my place tonight.
13:40I'll get us a bottle of wine, maybe even two, and we'll have a girly night in.
13:44And believe me, John can cope on his own for one night.
13:46Do you know what?
13:47I'd really like that.
13:48Good.
13:49Where is it?
13:51I told you that green top was mine.
13:53Yeah, well, never mind that.
13:54My dress is gone as well.
13:57We're not leaving here without something decent.
14:06Hey.
14:08Can I ask you something, Dad?
14:11Yeah.
14:14How do you know when a girl fancies you?
14:19Erm...
14:20She wants to spend a lot of time with you.
14:24She's interested in everything that you say.
14:26Well, what if she is interested, but she just don't agree with anything?
14:30Well, erm...
14:32And she always hits you and takes the mick and stuff.
14:34Oh, well, she definitely fancies you.
14:36Now you're taking the mick.
14:38No, look, erm, Josh, I think you and Lauren...
14:42Whoa, hang on.
14:44You said anything about Lauren?
14:45Wait, what are you doing?
14:48Wait, what are you doing?
14:50I see this whole thing.
14:53The whole thing is...
14:57The whole thing is going to be a lot of time.
15:06The whole thing is going to be a lot of time.
15:07I want to go to our show and I want to go to my kid.
15:09I want to play with the muck.
15:26What's she doing?
15:30Oh!
15:30A purple!
15:33Sam, what do you think?
15:35Yeah, that's nice.
15:37Your colour.
15:38Do you think?
15:39We'll go try it on.
15:40Okay.
15:41Oh.
15:43Oh.
15:43Oh.
15:43Oh.
15:44Oh.
15:44Oh.
15:52What are you doing?
15:53Well, I'm coming with you.
15:54I actually do want to see what it looks like.
15:56Yeah, but I'll just show you it when I get out, yeah?
15:58Okay.
16:04Rubes!
16:04What do you think of this?
16:07It'd be nice as a seat cover on an Austin Allegra.
16:10Oh.
16:10I'm so jealous.
16:13Oh.
16:14Oh.
16:20Oh.
16:20Oh, my days.
16:23What are you doing?
16:24I saw them first.
16:25I don't think so.
16:26And, er, besides...
16:27They won't suit you.
16:29Well, at least they'll fit me.
16:31What did you say?
16:32I said, at least I'll be able to fit my backside into them.
16:35Give them to me and I'll show you!
16:37I'll show you!
16:38I don't think so!
16:39I don't know!
16:40I don't think so!
16:40I don't think so!
16:41I don't think so!
16:41I don't think so!
16:43I'll look at this one.
16:51I'm telling you, Alicia's going down
17:14What's that on her back?
17:17Looks like corned beef
17:21That's absolutely disgusting
17:26Did you know there was something wrong with her?
17:28No, why would I?
17:29I can't remember shit
17:30I thought she might have told you, you know, you two being...
17:33What?
17:35I thought you were going out
17:36As if
17:38I can't remember shit
17:40Lucky you escape, eh?
17:44Come on, let's get you decent, darling
17:48Okay, boys, that's enough
17:50Show's over
17:52I'm sorry, girls
17:53Due to some very selfish behaviour
17:55That's what meets over
17:59It's not even that bad
18:00Not many people saw
18:01Don't lie
18:02I'm not lying
18:03Shut up, just leave it there
18:15I'll be late, darling
18:16I'll be late, darling
18:17I'll be late, darling
18:18The pain inside I can't forgive
18:24All the tears I've cried have helped me live
18:35You better get down to the kitchen and sort out this health coordinator of yours, because
18:38if I have to listen to any more of his crap, let's just sort him out, Rachel, will you?
18:46Right, first he starts in the kitchen, changing what we were cooking at the last minute.
18:50Now he's rearranging the furniture.
18:51Told you I was going to make changes.
18:53Yeah, you did, Anna, but you said to the menu, not to the deco.
18:55How is this going to encourage kids to eat more fruit and veg?
18:58There's more to healthy eating than that, and anyway, my job's not just about what's
19:01going on in the stomachs, it's about the minds as well.
19:03I thought you were going to trust me.
19:04Rachel, come here.
19:05Look at this.
19:10Shepherd's pie.
19:12Yeah, I can see that.
19:14Twenty of them.
19:14Half meat, half vegetarian, that's what he has us cooking.
19:17OK.
19:18And he expects us to serve them, like waitresses.
19:21I tell you what, Rachel, it is a good job Candice is not here, because she would freak
19:25out about this.
19:26About what?
19:28Please, can someone just tell me what's going on?
19:30We're having a proper meal at lunchtime, a communal eating experience.
19:33Instead of just grabbing a sandwich, the kids are going to sit down, serve out the food
19:37and talk.
19:38That's never going to work.
19:38It already did at the community centre that I ran.
19:41I started it when I realised the way the kids were eating there was the same way they
19:44were eating at home, on the fly, shoveling the food whilst they watched telly and did
19:47homework.
19:48I bet that's how you eat.
19:50I usually eat while I'm watching the news.
19:53Look, just like most people in this country, watch and shovel, that's all we do.
19:57I mean the dinner table used to be where people talked about the day, you know, relaxed enough
20:01to share their worries and their problems.
20:03Well I've found that if we encourage mixed tables, different years, members of staff all
20:07eating together then that's what happens.
20:09What?
20:10What do you think about it?
20:11Well why didn't you say all that in the first place?
20:13She has got a point there.
20:14Look, I'm here to get things done, I'm sorry if I'm not the nice guy you seem to remember
20:18me as.
20:19Oh come on Adam.
20:20I'd better get on.
20:22By the way it would be nice if the staff joined us at lunchtime.
20:27We got lost did we?
20:29Sorry Emily, I missed the clock.
20:30Sit down.
20:31Right, as I was saying, writers have to have sympathy with all of their characters.
20:37Not just the heroes, but the villains too.
20:41They need to understand why they do villainous things.
20:45So today, we're all going to be baddies and monsters.
20:51We're going to write a page on why our characters do strange or terrible things.
20:58And then we'll read them out.
21:00Lauren.
21:02Will you swap with me, I don't even know who mine is.
21:04Finn.
21:08Are you trying to be funny?
21:10Like I said, I don't know who it is.
21:12Just give me mine back.
21:14It's too late now.
21:16Right.
21:17Finn, who have you got?
21:18Hannibal Lecter.
21:20Okay.
21:21Sam?
21:22I've got the big bad wolf, but is it from Three Little Pigs or Little Red Riding Hood?
21:25Well, I'll leave that for you to decide.
21:28Lauren.
21:29Who have you got?
21:30Cosimodo.
21:32Okay.
21:33Who's that, sir?
21:35Well, come on.
21:37Cosimodo?
21:38Well, surely the name must ring a bell.
21:40No.
21:42The boobs!
21:44The boobs!
21:46The boobs!
21:48That was him, sir.
21:49The hunchback.
21:50What else would it used to do?
21:51It's my boobs!
21:53It's not funny.
21:54It's discrimination.
21:55It didn't choose to be disabled.
21:58Good.
21:59Right.
22:00Let's get on with it, shall we?
22:14You've got a minute, Grantley.
22:18I need your help.
22:20Erm, I'm planning a visit to London for the APU students.
22:23And what has London done to deserve that?
22:27It was a cultural trip.
22:29Another V&A.
22:30Tate Modern.
22:32We play at the National in the evening.
22:34Evening?
22:35Mm-hmm.
22:35What time are you getting back?
22:37Well, the next day.
22:38We're planning an overnight.
22:41Teenagers and cheap chain hotels should never mix.
22:45Ditto me and overnights.
22:47I think Rachel begs to differ on that one.
22:51What?
22:52Well, something about it being your turn
22:55and that I shouldn't take no for an answer.
22:57So, here's the proposed itinerary.
22:59Let me know if you've got any suggestions.
23:02Thank you very much.
23:03Well, how would you like it?
23:05A lot of pigs just turning up and building the houses on your land.
23:08And there were scruffy houses as well, made out of twigs and straw.
23:12And then there was Little Red Riding Hood.
23:15She was just trespassing.
23:17Excellent.
23:20OK, Lauren.
23:22Oh, no.
23:23I don't want to mind scrap.
23:25Well, I'll be the judge of that.
23:27Come on.
23:27Everyone else has had a turn.
23:30Well, let's hear it then, Quasimodo.
23:44It's just because I look different.
23:46That's why you're all scared of me.
23:49You can only see what's wrong with me and not what's right.
23:57Don't you think I'd change it if I could?
23:59I mean, don't you think I know?
24:02I know that I'm hard to look at.
24:08I don't even like looking at myself.
24:15If I could, I'd break every mirror.
24:20Break it into a thousand pieces.
24:26Well, I don't know what you were worried about.
24:28That was excellent.
24:31Well, you really thought about things from Quasimodo's perspective.
24:34Now, that was both empathetic as well as sympathetic.
24:37So, can anyone tell me the difference
24:40between empathetic and sympathetic writing?
24:46I just thought I was tired.
24:49So very tired.
24:53Thought nothing of the sense of disconnection.
24:59Having no energy.
25:01No sleep.
25:03And when I did sleep.
25:07The dreams.
25:11How long has this been going on for, Grantley?
25:15Feels like an eternity.
25:19It's just...
25:21You've never really shown any sign of this before.
25:25In fact, this morning you actually suggested that depression was for wimps.
25:31Well, that's what we depressives do, isn't it?
25:36Put up a facade.
25:41Okay.
25:43Let me, er...
25:45Let me make some calls.
25:47Hmm?
25:48See if we can get you some help.
25:49In the meantime.
25:52Well, in the meantime, I'm gonna go and have a word with Rachel.
25:56I think maybe you might need a leave of absence.
25:59Oh, thank you.
26:02Lauren!
26:03Get stuff, you heard her.
26:05Don't worry about it, mate.
26:06It's not your forties, you freak.
26:08I suppose.
26:09Besides, it's your birthday.
26:11And?
26:12And?
26:13There's gonna be loads of time at your party.
26:14You need her.
26:15Don't worry, mate.
26:16You'll be all right.
26:17Hey, Josh.
26:19I'll leave you to here, then.
26:20I was, er...
26:22I was thinking about your party.
26:23Well, maybe I could go out for a couple hours, you know.
26:25Long enough for me to have a pint.
26:27Long enough for you to have a dance with Lauren.
26:29Just give it a rest, will you?
26:30It's not even coming.
26:31Right.
26:35Come on, Lauren.
26:36It's not my fault Josh has been a stupid get.
26:38Oh, he is, is he?
26:39Of course he is.
26:40Flapping with Finn and the other lads like that.
26:42Yeah, well, it wasn't this morning, though, was it?
26:44Not when you nearly tried to have us married.
26:45That was before.
26:46What?
26:47Before you told everyone I was disabled?
26:49I didn't say he was disabled.
26:50I just said that...
26:51Okay, I'm sorry.
26:52I shouldn't have done it.
26:53I was just trying to help.
26:55But this is why you never get a shower after PE, though, isn't it?
26:57Because of your scar.
26:59It's not a scar, Sam.
27:00It's a birthmark.
27:02I've had it all my life.
27:04I just thought you might have been in a fire or something.
27:06Well, you're done wrong.
27:07Lauren, this isn't my fault.
27:09It isn't my fault you didn't trust me enough to tell me.
27:12I thought we were supposed to be best friends.
27:18What?
27:19Can we have a look?
27:20At what?
27:21This weird thing on your back.
27:23Everyone's talking about it.
27:30Oh, Miss Mason.
27:32Perhaps you can enlighten me.
27:34I will always try, Mr Budgen.
27:36When I was informed that my presence was required in the dining room at lunchtime, I had assumed
27:41that I would be fed and watered.
27:43Yes, that's the idea.
27:45Well, then perhaps you can tell me why I am standing in the corridor with the pupils when
27:49I could be in the staff room with a cheese and pickle bar.
27:52Everybody hungry?
27:53Yes, we are.
27:54OK.
27:54Let's get in.
28:06Hey, Al, what's going on?
28:08Yeah.
28:08Where's the group?
28:09Yeah, I'll be out in a minute.
28:10Listen, we're doing something a little bit different today, so everyone take a seat and
28:13we will get started.
28:16It would be nice if the teachers didn't all just sit together.
28:19I mean, come on, mix it up a bit.
28:25Right, ladies.
28:26Let's go.
28:36Come on, don't just look at it.
28:38It gets stuck in.
28:39Just like your mother.
28:57I've got a spoon, Mum.
28:59Come on, with a spoon.
28:59Excuse me?
29:01A spoon.
29:02a spoon?
29:14A spoon.
29:14A spoon.
29:15Excuse me?
29:15Oh, it is.
29:20Oh, cheers.
29:22Didn't know you want to play around you?
29:23Yeah, I'm just coming for granted.
29:25I just, I want to be careful not to load any extra pressure or work on him at the moment.
29:29Extra pressure like a school trip?
29:32Well, yeah. Yeah, that'd be a definite no-no.
29:35Kim, it's his turn, and I can't do this APU out in without somebody's help.
29:39Well, I know you don't really agree with the scheme, but...
29:41Hang on, what? Grant is supposed to be going on that trip?
29:43Yeah.
29:44When did you find that out?
29:46This morning, I told him.
29:50Oh. Right, yeah, I see.
29:53Lovely.
29:56Thanks.
29:57Oi, plate.
29:58Don't just get up and walk away from the table at home, do you?
30:00Give it with his coat to hand.
30:02Well, that's usually me.
30:03Oh, yeah?
30:05What do you cook?
30:08Beans on toast, egg on toast, bacon on toast.
30:12Why do I get the feeling that your entire repertoire is on toast?
30:15Well, you know, when you're cooking for one.
30:17Well, I could show you some simple recipes.
30:19I mean, really simple, but more exciting than toast.
30:23Eh?
30:23Yeah.
30:24Yeah.
30:26Oi!
30:27Have you got a problem?
30:28No.
30:29What's your problem?
30:31I don't have one.
30:33You do.
30:34You didn't want me to come to your party party.
30:37You should have just said.
30:38Alright?
30:38Fine.
30:39Fine.
30:39I will.
30:39You're not invited anymore.
30:41I'm not freaked so out.
30:51Lights on me.
30:52It's a guest store.
31:05Lauren.
31:06What can I do for you?
31:07Erm, I was just wondering if you need any help setting up the apparatus.
31:11Oh, yeah.
31:11That'd be great.
31:12But it is your lunch break.
31:14Don't you want to be outside with your mates?
31:15No, that's it.
31:17Okay.
31:18Well, it's the same set up as this morning.
31:19It's still on the board and the equipment's in the cupboard.
31:23Now, I'm trusting you with these, right?
31:25Yeah.
31:26Great.
31:27One set of kit per bench.
31:29I'll see you later.
31:39Boo, can you manage?
31:41Yes, I'm fine.
31:43Let me.
31:44Thanks, Tom.
31:45Where are we going with them?
31:46My car, please.
31:48I heard about Lauren Andrews at your swap meet.
31:51Oh, dear.
31:52The poor girl.
31:53You know, everybody's all standing around laughing at her.
31:56Is it me or are the kids getting crueler?
31:58Oh, yeah.
31:59Well, I mean, it used to be just the girls that were spiteful and now the lads.
32:02They're just as bad.
32:03Oh.
32:04Well, I'm lucky in that respect.
32:05I mean, Josh might not be the top of the class, but at least he's a nice lad.
32:09I'm not sure Lauren would agree with you.
32:12What do you mean?
32:13Well, Josh was right there with Bolt and Smiley and Paul Langley.
32:15All of them.
32:16They're all just laughing their heads off.
32:17What?
32:18The little...
32:19Yeah, but look.
32:19Oh, sorry.
32:21Is it me?
32:23Yeah, let me give you a hand.
32:24No, but you've wrapped him and put labels on.
32:28Yeah.
32:29Yeah.
32:30The reserve price, £20.
32:34But I thought the whole purpose of the swap was that no money changed hands.
32:37I didn't.
32:41It's amazing what you can sell online these days, isn't it?
32:43I thought this was for the kids.
32:46It was.
32:46It was.
32:48Oh, Tom, don't tell Rachel.
32:51I'm sorry, Ruby, but in my book this is stealing.
32:54Tom!
32:57Tell me what your family's favourite meal is.
32:59Soldiers say we don't eat together.
33:01I mean, it doesn't have to be at the table.
33:03It could be a curry in front of the telly, pizza, drive-through burgers.
33:07I usually have, like, pasta.
33:09It's really boring.
33:10Boring?
33:10It doesn't have to be boring.
33:11We're talking about chillies, capers...
33:14Excuse me, Finn.
33:15Lessons are about to start.
33:17Right.
33:18I'll catch you later, mate, and I'll have some recipes for you, alright?
33:24Now, he's exactly the sort of kid that my sit-down lunches are for.
33:27I'm sure he is.
33:28I think today went well, don't you?
33:29Yes, it did.
33:30It wasn't an unqualified success.
33:32Really?
33:32It's not what I'm getting off the kids, like Finn.
33:34Yeah, kids like Finn have a habit of taking advantage,
33:37which is one of the things I needed to understand.
33:39Adam, are you listening to me?
33:42You know, I could put Rose in touch with some great supply
33:44and get a bit of stuff,
33:45unless she's bought some real rubbish.
33:53Well, maybe you could find a more sensitive way of putting it
33:55when you do, sweetheart.
33:56Yeah, whatever.
33:57You know what?
33:58I think you really need to understand
33:59how important Candice and Rose are to this school.
34:01They do deserve to be treated with respect.
34:03What?
34:03I trod on some over-sensitive toes.
34:06Rose isn't over-sensitive.
34:07In fact, I'd say she was robust.
34:09But you are pretty full on.
34:12I love my job.
34:13I believe in what I do.
34:15And that is great.
34:16But do you have to be so aggressive about it?
34:18Aggressive?
34:19Okay, enthusiastic.
34:20Or dynamic.
34:22I didn't expect you to be so dynamic.
34:24No, of course you didn't.
34:25You expected me to be a pushover like I was before.
34:28Well, I'm not like I used to be.
34:29Look, it didn't matter to me.
34:32You were sweet and you were nice.
34:33And look how far that got me.
34:35Now, you taught me a valuable lesson back then, Rachel.
34:38What was that?
34:39Nice guys finish last.
34:40Not always.
34:43And they never get the girl.
34:49That was a really long time ago.
34:50I don't-
34:53Oh, you've got to be joking.
34:56Hey, let me have a go.
34:59I'm claustrophobic.
35:01Well, this isn't awkward.
35:05Alright, keep the noise down and find a seat, please.
35:07I'm so excited.
35:08Good to see you in the house.
35:09I can see you in a small room.
35:15Good to see you in the house.
35:16Thanks.
35:22Good to see you.
35:23Oh, you've got to be a drink-piece, please.
35:24All right.
35:24And you're going to drink anything.
35:24I've lost a drink.
35:25I'm just feeling it's fine.
35:25I have to drink it.
35:26Oh, you want me to drink it.
35:26And then you're listening.
35:27I've got to drink it.
35:28I think you're listening.
35:29I'm pretty much that you're not going to drink.
35:29Oh, I'm just having a drink.
35:30And you're listening.
35:30I'm not going to drink it, but you're listening.
35:49Ah, Mr Clarkson.
35:50Er, need a quick word with Josh and Lauren, please.
35:54Well, I can give you Josh.
35:57Er, where's Lauren?
35:58Well, I thought that she must have got sent home after what happened this morning.
36:02Er, no, I don't think so.
36:03Sam, er, do you know where Lauren is?
36:05I've not seen her since lunchtime.
36:06We had a bit of a fallout.
36:25Well, I am popular.
36:29Looking for Lauren Andrews.
36:30You and Ul?
36:32No, she's not here.
36:34I've got chemicals missing.
36:35Hydrogen peroxide.
36:37I left Lauren in the lab on her own and that was the last time I saw it.
36:40Well, why on earth would she take that?
36:41I have no idea.
36:43Is Lauren alright?
36:44Er, Sam, have you any idea where she might have gone?
36:48Think.
36:49All I know is that he upset her this morning.
36:53Right, well, er, look, er, we need to find her.
36:55Kim, will you let Rachel know?
36:56Can I come too, please?
36:58She's my friend.
36:59What about me?
37:00You stay there.
37:02Alright, everyone, can you just carry on working as you are?
37:04I'll be back in five minutes, okay?
37:06I'm gonna go find Miss Mason.
37:25Hello?
37:27Hello?
37:30Hello?
37:32We're going to be in here all night.
37:34At least we won't starve to death.
37:36Oh, thank you. That's a huge comfort.
37:40What?
37:41You always have to be in control, don't you?
37:44You always did.
37:46Look, if I did something to you back then, I didn't know about it.
37:50I thought that you and I were friends.
37:52Friends?
37:54Well, that was sort of the problem.
37:59Oh.
38:02Well, it's not my fault, is it? Shouldn't you be over it by now?
38:05Over it? What? I should have just got over it.
38:07What do you think I've been trying to do for the last umpteen years?
38:10Oh, come on!
38:11Well, it's a good thing. I mean, losing the weight, the attitude adjustment.
38:15That was all thanks to you.
38:19Look, we lost touch anyway to sort myself out, and so I did.
38:24Well, I'm happy for you. Well done.
38:27Maybe I was a bit too eager to show off the new and improved Adam Fleet.
38:29Maybe I came off as a bit of a jerk.
38:32A bit?
38:33All right, I'm totally not a jerk.
38:39Adam, look.
38:40Rachel?
38:41Yes, hello. Kim, we're in here.
38:43Kim?
38:44In here, Kim.
38:46What?
38:46Can you let us out?
38:51What are you doing in there?
38:53Joyce said you'd come down the...
38:54Guess.
38:55Finn Sharky, I'll see him in my office.
38:57Well, he's going to have to wait.
38:59Come on!
39:00All the pain inside I can forgive
39:07All the tears I cry
39:09All ofä½ çœ‹ outside I could give you
39:11Hello?
39:14Because all I need is what you get
39:21Now the story won't remain at all
39:35It's okay. You're gonna be okay. Don't panic. Right, get into the shelves. Rinse it off.
39:40Go on. Sam, go and get this making as quick as you can, please.
39:45I just wanted it to go away. It's made it worse though, haven't I?
39:49No, you'll be fine. It's just a little bit red, that's all.
39:51No, I just... I don't want anyone to know. I don't want Josh to know.
39:56He's a freak already. Did he say that?
40:00Sam, where are you? Chris, through here!
40:02Look, I told you I rinsed it under the water. Tell me I've done the right thing and not made
40:05it worse.
40:06You did, and you have an outporned ambulance.
40:08Thomas, okay, we'll take it from here.
40:10It's all right. Let us know in the last few minutes. Yeah, we'll sit off.
40:15We'll build it up until it stands strong. It doesn't matter.
40:27Is she all right? Not really. She's had a near miss with a chemical burn.
40:31What was she doing? She was trying to get rid of her birthmark, Josh.
40:35Apparently someone made her feel so damn miserable about it, she felt burning herself was the only way to deal
40:39with it.
40:40Is that what was going on in my English lesson? Was it? Josh?
40:45It weren't just me. She's supposed to be your friend. She's been nothing but nice to you since you got
40:51here and you do this to her.
40:52I didn't do anything to her.
40:55What?
40:56I'm ashamed of you. For the very first time. And I don't like it. And I don't like you very
41:02much.
41:02I didn't know she was going to get that upset.
41:04Well, now it's your turn to get upset because I'm cancelling your party.
41:08Oh, that's tight, that. Why?
41:10Because you don't deserve it.
41:13Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. Get back here.
41:16And you lot, do one. I'm talking to Josh.
41:19Oh, and you, Miss Mason wants a word with you before you go home.
41:22And Finn, don't ever use one of my lessons to victimise a pupil again. You got that?
41:26It's not what you're talking about, sir.
41:28Of course not.
41:30I mean it. No party and you're grounded for two weeks. Now get out of my sight.
41:38Oh, you wanted to see me?
41:40Yes, but I'm sorting something else out right now.
41:43It's fine. I'll come back tomorrow.
41:44No, no, no. You can wait.
41:46Come on, you.
41:58How is it?
42:10Grantley?
42:11Miss Campbell.
42:13As you can see, I've made it to the end of another day.
42:18Yeah, well, I suppose we should be thankful for that, eh?
42:21Look, I've had a word with Rachel, er, and she agrees.
42:25She thinks you should have some time off.
42:27In fact, well, she couldn't believe that you were still managing to get into work at all.
42:33Has been a struggle.
42:35So, er, how long were you thinking then?
42:38For your recovery?
42:40Perhaps just till the end of term.
42:43Is that all?
42:44But you think longer?
42:45Well, we were wondering if you might like to make it permanent.
42:51What?
42:51You are an acute case of depression.
42:53I mean, when I re-read this leaflet, you're textbook, aren't you?
42:58No.
42:59You are showing all the major signs of having a breakdown.
43:02I wouldn't say that.
43:03I'm not sure we should even be letting you in classrooms with kids.
43:06You could snap at any time.
43:09What? How dare you?
43:10I'm not some kind of nutcase.
43:11No.
43:13No, I think there's plenty of method in your madness, Grant Lee.
43:17So, if you're feeling better, Joe's looking forward to spending some time with you on the London trip.
43:28Look, before this goes any further, I have not had a chance to explain myself.
43:32No, that's because I don't want to hear any more lies from you, Ruby.
43:36I just don't know what options I've got left with you.
43:38The farm trip, the state of your whole department and now this.
43:43Yeah, wait, because I can't explain.
43:45You organised a school event so you could make money from the kids.
43:48No.
43:49No, it wasn't like that.
43:50I didn't even have the idea and...
43:55It wasn't like that.
43:56And I haven't made a profit and I had to take everything off the website
43:59and it cost me money to put it on there in the first place.
44:01So, you know, actually, I'm out of pocket.
44:04Oh, I'm supposed to feel sorry for you, am I?
44:06No.
44:08I'm worried that you might be suffering from depression.
44:11I'm not depressed.
44:13I just don't like to air my dirty laundry in public.
44:17Well, that's fine, but if you don't talk, then I can't protect you.
44:21Look, I know that I have messed up, you know, and...
44:24I'm sorry, and I promise, I promise, it won't happen again.
44:28Let's get this clear.
44:29If I see you in this office again,
44:32I'm going to be forced to start disciplinary proceedings against you.
44:35Oh, no, but...
44:35No, but nothing.
44:37I don't need or want teachers like you, Ruby.
44:41You know where you stand. You can go.
45:03Stay where you are.
45:09Hiya.
45:10Come in, come in.
45:13It's just through there.
45:16Lauren?
45:18Hiya.
45:19You alright?
45:21How's it?
45:23It's a bit sore, but it's not too bad.
45:28Have you got something to say to her?
45:31Yeah.
45:33Well, I'll leave you to say it then.
46:02I'll leave you at the back.
46:03I'm so nervous for you.
46:03I'm so nervous for you.
46:04I have to go over and eat WATCH.
46:04You know, I don't mean it, Lauren.
46:06Then why do it?
46:08You know what it's like when you're with your mates and...
46:10But I thought I was your mate.
46:11You are.
46:13Look, I'm not the only one who did something stupid.
46:16Yeah, but I only hurt myself.
46:18But it's the same thing, innit?
46:21We have the same problem.
46:22Oh, really?
46:24So where's your birthmark, then?
46:26No, what I'm saying is we both want to be like everyone else.
46:31You don't want to be the... the...
46:33school freak?
46:34No.
46:35And I don't want to be the new kid whose dad's a teacher.
46:38Oh, well that must be awful for you.
46:40I'm just explaining.
46:41Yeah, but you are the new kid and Mr Clarkson is your dad.
46:46And you acting like a total idiot isn't gonna change that.
46:49Just like I can't do anything to change what's on my back.
46:53So, if you don't like what I am...
46:56Fair enough.
46:57I'll leave you alone.
46:58I really, really like being your friend.
47:01It's just hard sometimes.
47:05Do you get that?
47:07Yeah, I guess.
47:10Maybe I'll just have to try a bit harder.
47:13A lot harder.
47:16Okay.
47:28Idiot.
47:29Oh, bring it on, sunshine, because I am so in the room for you.
47:36Why the hell...
47:37Are you alright?
47:37I'm really sorry.
47:39I saw you there but you weren't indicating.
47:41Wasn't I?
47:42I should have just let you out.
47:44I'd never forgive myself if it had damaged your car.
47:47Or you for that matter.
47:50Well, no harm done, eh?
47:52That's the good news.
47:54Why?
47:54What's the bad news?
47:55I've been talking to a beautiful lady like yourself and I still don't know your name.
48:01It's Stephanie.
48:02But you can call me Steph.
48:03Oh, no.
48:04I like the full Monty.
48:05Stephanie.
48:06It suits you.
48:07I'm Oliver.
48:09Hi, Oliver.
48:11What do you say to a brandy, Stephanie?
48:26Well?
48:28It's...
48:29It's gonna be alright.
48:31You reckon?
48:32Yeah.
48:34I'm sure it's some cake.
48:37Well, that makes it all alright then.
48:40I'm really sorry, Dad.
48:42So am I.
48:43What are you sorry for?
48:45I'm sorry because I don't think it's working, Josh.
48:48I don't think it's doing you any good living with me.
48:52The cake's in the fridge.
49:12The cake's in the fridge.
49:13Have a good day.
49:15That's it.
49:32See you next time.