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00:23Be careful!
00:29Car's in the garage, is it?
00:32Yeah, someone else's.
00:34Morning.
00:35Hey.
00:36You all right?
00:37I'm well.
00:37How are you?
00:38Yeah, good.
00:39Morning, girls.
00:41Morning.
00:41All right, Mr Meade.
00:42Morning, Lauren.
00:44I love the way he says my name.
00:47It's almost popular, though.
00:48Tell me about it.
00:50So, do anything special last night, sir?
00:53Not really, Amy.
00:54Did you?
00:54Yeah.
00:55She don't about you.
00:57That's enough, girls.
00:58Thank you very much.
00:59Bye, yes.
01:06There we go.
01:11There we go.
01:11Thanks, sir.
01:13Thanks, sir.
01:19Morning, sir.
01:22This is for you.
01:24Oh, I've heard of them, I think.
01:26Yeah, forget your CDs.
01:27You can't beat a bit of vinyl.
01:29Thanks, but I can't take it.
01:30Of course you can.
01:32Look, I really want to make a go of this.
01:34I mean, I know I've not been around for you.
01:35No, I can't take it because they have nothing to play it on.
01:37I don't have any decks.
01:39Right.
01:41Well, I've got a spare turntable at mine.
01:43I can drop it at yours sometime.
01:44How about tonight?
01:45You could come for tea.
01:47Watch out for food, boys, new.
01:49Oi.
01:50So?
01:51Well, maybe you should check me your mum first.
01:53I don't just want a picture.
01:54No, I'll text her.
01:55She'll be cool.
01:56She likes having you around.
01:57She likes you.
01:59Really likes you.
02:00All right.
02:01I'll get it.
02:03See you tonight, then, yeah?
02:04Yeah.
02:05Why not?
02:11Morning.
02:13Hi.
02:16Have we lost Christopher?
02:18No, I sent him to circulate the new rotor for the playground duty.
02:21But we have got doughnuts.
02:23Sorry.
02:23To share in the spirit of the new Entente Cordiale.
02:27Enjoy.
02:27Okay, in future, I want the full management team at every meeting, please.
02:32Yeah, absolutely.
02:33Just didn't think we had much to discuss this morning.
02:35Well, let's see, shall we?
02:38Kim, have you got anything?
02:39Uh, no.
02:40No, nothing.
02:44Max?
02:46Hmm.
02:47Nothing.
02:48Rachel?
02:49Nothing.
02:50Except the forms that I needed Christopher to sign.
02:55Right, well, if we're done, then, uh, I'd better get to this L.E.A. meeting at 9.30.
03:00Don't eat them all at once.
03:05Um, I'd better get going as well.
03:09Rachel, I have not mentioned to Max about, you know, you, you know all about us.
03:15Fine.
03:16So I'd, I'd appreciate it if you didn't say anything.
03:19Well, I haven't.
03:21Okay.
03:22But you probably should know that Max has told Christopher.
03:25Right.
03:28Still, I'd rather it didn't go around the staff room.
03:31You know what this place is like.
03:32I mean, I don't mind, but I just don't think that Max would appreciate the gossip.
03:35No, I don't suppose he would, would he?
03:38I really hope this isn't an issue between us.
03:41Neither do I.
03:43Good.
03:44Great.
03:47Sorted, then.
03:48I'll see you in a bit.
03:53Yo, Phil, have you heard anything back from that comedy competition yet?
03:57Nah, but it's only days yet, so...
03:59I could never be a comedian.
04:00It scared me to death.
04:01Nah, it's a doddle, as long as you've got the good set.
04:03Come on, then, do a bit.
04:04What, here?
04:05Yeah.
04:06You don't really do jokes.
04:08Nah, it's more observational comedy.
04:10Witty asides and dry social satires.
04:12It's good.
04:13Really good.
04:15Want to be my agent, then?
04:16If I were, I'd be sitting you up with gigs.
04:18Steady on.
04:19Come on, then.
04:20Are you chicken?
04:23So you should do it.
04:25Well, I'd love to, I mean, but it's not that easy, is it?
04:28No one's setting up any comedy clubs around here, so until then, I'll keep my powder dry.
04:36Oh, and get your tongue back in your head, man.
04:38Shut up, man.
04:38She's well hot.
04:39So, what's going on?
04:42All right?
04:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
04:46What was that?
04:47You squeaky little numb voice, yeah?
04:49Shut up.
04:50Come on, Paulie.
04:55Paul Langley is such a waste of space.
04:58Yeah.
05:00Oh, no.
05:01Mead.
05:02Won't leave me alone.
05:03Ah, Vicky, good.
05:05Coursework.
05:09Thank you, you.
05:12Hang on, what's this?
05:13What's it look like?
05:15Something that's been used as a beer, man.
05:17Right, I'll do it again.
05:18Right.
05:19What's wrong?
05:20I don't know what you mean.
05:23Yeah, thank you, Lindsay.
05:24You can go now.
05:31Look, it's just one bit of coursework.
05:32Yeah, but it's not, though, is it?
05:33Your whole attitude's been slipping.
05:35I didn't even see you in class all last week.
05:38Yeah, I wasn't well.
05:41Look, look, I'm sorry.
05:42I'll sort it.
05:44Okay.
05:45But we need to have another go at this.
05:48You send me a break, yeah?
05:49Oh, no, I can't.
05:52All right, okay.
05:53I'll be there.
05:54Thanks.
05:57Thanks.
06:21So, so I'm cooking, then.
06:22And that's got to do with you, because...
06:24Fine.
06:25If you want to cook something, it's going to gag on.
06:28Go on, then.
06:29Things he doesn't like.
06:30Pizza, chips, pasta, hot and curry, especially curry.
06:34Yeah, it brings mountain hives, so I'd just stick to something plain and simple.
06:37Corrie it is, then.
06:38Right, experiment on page 24.
06:41I need a volunteer, please.
06:42I'll do it.
06:43Amy, come on up here.
06:46Go, go, some gloves.
06:52Now, we need to take the test tube and hold it over the flame.
06:54What, like this, sir?
06:55No, no, no, careful.
06:57It's up here.
06:58There you are.
07:02She is such a slapper.
07:04Er, I won't get too close to her, sir.
07:06Smells like Amy's, like, one of...
07:08I can't tell you, Lauren.
07:09That's the sulphur you're smelling.
07:11Be careful.
07:12That's it.
07:14Mr Meat.
07:15Can I have a word?
07:16Yeah.
07:16Go on, sit back down, Amy.
07:20Okay, have you two seconds?
07:22Er, sorry to interrupt, but I missed you at the morning meeting.
07:25Yeah, Max wanted me to...
07:26I wanted you at the morning meeting, then.
07:28And next time, I'll be there.
07:30I'm sorry.
07:31Okay.
07:32Er, risk assessment's on your signature.
07:36There you go.
07:38WHISTLE WHISTLE
07:38WHISTLE WHISTLE
07:41Yeah, all right.
07:42Thank you, girls.
07:44They seem very jolly.
07:46Who says science can't be fun?
07:48As long as it's a science, they're amused by it.
07:51Yeah.
07:51Thank you, I'll be there.
07:52All right.
07:53Right, where were we?
07:55You were lighting Amy's fire, sir.
07:59Come on.
08:00I'll just bring her in here.
08:01I'll just come back again.
08:05Rachel?
08:07Mrs James's solicitor is here.
08:09She wants to talk to Lindsay.
08:10Oh, great.
08:11That's good.
08:12It's good.
08:12What, is it?
08:12It's no problem?
08:13No, no, no.
08:14I asked her to come in.
08:15I just want to make sure the girls are kept up to date with developments.
08:18That's all.
08:18I just didn't know.
08:20There's no way that I had to ask permission.
08:23No, of course you don't.
08:25Good.
08:26Okay.
08:28Alison.
08:29Hi.
08:29I'm Rachel Mason.
08:30Thank you so much for coming.
08:31No problem.
08:32I need to talk Lindsay through her statement anyway.
08:34How's she going?
08:35That's hard to tell because she's not on this phone.
08:37Right.
08:38I've been marking your vocab tests and you're still...
08:41Hey!
08:42Still seem to be getting into a bit of a lather regarding your genders.
08:46You've got half your masculine's down as feminine, half your feminine's down as masculine.
08:51And Monsieur Denzel here seems to have created an entirely new gender pronoun which is somewhere down the middle.
08:57Bisexual, innit?
09:03It's from Miss Lipset.
09:07Are you going to read it?
09:08It might be important.
09:09Yes, thank you, Carla.
09:10That'll be all.
09:28Keep it down!
09:30I'm getting sick of this.
09:31I want to see her.
09:32Sorry, that's just not possible until after the trial.
09:35Not with you being a witness.
09:36Great.
09:37Great.
09:37So I stick up for Mum and I don't get to see her or I don't bother and I can
09:41visit her while she rots.
09:41I'm afraid that's pretty much it.
09:43Lindsay, what you've got to remember is that by giving evidence you are helping your mum's case.
09:49Yeah, at least she'll be coming home soon.
09:52Lindsay, I have to tell you, you may have to prepare yourself for the worst.
09:55What's that supposed to mean?
09:57Well, you say your mum lashed out at your dad because he was hitting her.
09:59Yeah, he was.
10:00But when your mum was examined after she was arrested, she didn't have any injuries.
10:03So?
10:04He was smart.
10:05He always hit her where it didn't show.
10:06Lindsay, there's no record of your dad's violence.
10:08Your mum never sought treatment for any injuries, never went to the police.
10:11Surely that's not unusual.
10:13No, it's not, but we're pleading provocation.
10:15We can't do that on here, sir.
10:16So what?
10:16You're saying I'm lying?
10:17I'm not, but when you're on the stand...
10:18Look, I saw him do it hundreds of times.
10:20But Emily didn't.
10:22In her statement after your father's death, she says your mum and dad were happy.
10:25She made no mention of violence.
10:26What, does it matter what she thinks?
10:27His move's going to get caught.
10:28But it matters because we are arguing that your mother killed your father because she
10:32reacted in that moment to an imminent threat to her life.
10:34And the prosecution are going to do everything in their power to prove that isn't true, even
10:39if that means calling your little sister to testify.
10:42And if Emily goes in that witness box and repeats what she said in her initial statement,
10:46your mum doesn't stand a chance.
10:48So?
10:50What, are you saying she might not get off?
10:52Not unless there's anything, anything else you can think of that could explain what happened
10:57that day.
11:01No, nothing.
11:04Am I done?
11:06Go on.
11:07I'll catch up with you.
11:15What did Mason want?
11:17Doesn't matter.
11:19You going to the co-ing room?
11:20I can't.
11:21I've got to see Mead.
11:22What, a break?
11:23Well, he's helping me with coursework.
11:25Oh, he can help me any time.
11:27He's fit.
11:30I thought you were supposed to be good at science.
11:32I am.
11:32So how come Mead's making you do extra?
11:34I don't know.
11:35He wants to get me into uni.
11:36Yeah, well, just watch him.
11:38Oh, what, you think he fancies me?
11:40Well done, eh?
11:40You've got some seriously weird ideas.
11:43Mead's not like that.
11:44They're all like that.
11:46I'm beginning to think everyone's right about you.
11:48Just as batty as your mum.
11:50Shut up!
11:51All right?
11:51Oi!
11:52Get off that!
11:54What's going on?
11:56It's all right, I'm fine.
11:57Kula, now!
11:59You okay?
12:01Yeah, I'm fine.
12:32Rachel, Lindsay James.
12:34She's in the cooler.
12:35Well, I saw her half an hour ago.
12:37She had Vicky MacDonald up against the lockers.
12:39Thanks, Tom.
12:46Can I just have a couple of words?
12:53Okay.
12:55Talk to me.
12:58Lindsay.
13:02I do understand that you're having a tough time at the moment.
13:06That does not entitle you to take your anger out on another student.
13:09I cannot have violence in this school.
13:10Do you understand?
13:11I don't understand.
13:14Sorry.
13:16What?
13:17What happened?
13:19Hmm?
13:19Were you upset about what the solicitor said?
13:25I'm here to help.
13:26I'm on your side.
13:34Don't push me away, Lindsay.
13:37Right now, you're running out of allies in the staff room and in the playground.
13:43Anything else?
13:47Take a bit of time to get yourself together.
13:50Then I'm going to go back to class.
13:51And if in future, you feel like lashing out again, I want to remove yourself from the
13:56situation and come to see me.
13:59Okay?
14:13Good.
14:14That's more like it.
14:16Right.
14:17You get off to class.
14:18I'll print it up.
14:19Oh, thanks.
14:20Oh, did you get a chance to look at those prospectuses I gave you?
14:23Yeah, they were good.
14:24Do you want to try that again with a bit of enthusiasm?
14:29It's just, these unis, a bit far away, aren't they?
14:33Last time I heard, you couldn't wait to get out of Rochdale.
14:36Oh, I know.
14:37I still can't.
14:39The brochures make it seem like it's coming really fast.
14:42I've got so much stuff to do before I can go to uni.
14:44Hey, look, we're not even at the applying stage yet.
14:48This time next year, you might have decided you don't even want to do chemistry.
14:52Oh, no, I do.
14:53Look, the course looks great.
14:54Okay.
14:55Well, let's concentrate on getting the grades, which means showing up at class and getting
14:59the work done.
15:01There'll be plenty of time to worry about the practicalities when you get a definite offer.
15:04I suppose.
15:05Look, I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to get going.
15:07Okay.
15:08See you later.
15:18Please?
15:20I'm wondering if we could have extra classes like her.
15:23Um, it's a bit different.
15:24Vicky's doing A-level.
15:25Well, we want to do A-levels one day.
15:27We want to be chemists when we leave school.
15:29Yeah, like selling make-up and tissues and that.
15:32Okay.
15:33Well, you prove to me that you're serious and I'll be delighted to give you all the
15:36help you need.
15:37Great.
15:37You know that periodic table in the back of your books?
15:40Learn it.
15:41What?
15:41All of it?
15:42Then we can talk.
15:49Hello, Vicky McDonald's phone.
15:51Yeah, is she there?
15:53No, I'm sorry.
15:54She's not here at the minute.
15:54Can I take a message?
15:55Just tell her she's late for work.
16:13Am I a genius or what?
16:20Has anybody seen Vicky McDonald?
16:24Lizzie?
16:25Missing her already.
16:27Pardon?
16:29She's not here.
16:30She'll have gone to work.
16:31Work?
16:32She should be in class.
16:33Yeah.
16:34So should I.
16:35Hey, hang on.
16:36Do you want to tell me what's going on?
16:37Just what's said.
16:39You're not the only bloke who wants an Eiffel lover.
16:41You're not the only bloke who wants an Eiffel lover.
16:54Fantasy lounge.
16:58Sorry.
16:59Wrong number.
17:01Wrong number.
17:11Do you get my note?
17:12Note?
17:13No.
17:14No, I don't think so.
17:15Like needing the Year 10 coursework for lunchtime.
17:17Oh, the coursework.
17:18Is that all you wanted?
17:19Why?
17:19What else would it be?
17:22Seth, listen.
17:23If you want to talk about what happened...
17:25No, no, no.
17:25I don't.
17:26Why would I?
17:27Just as long as I strive.
17:29Absolutely.
17:31Well, I am.
17:59I, uh, I'm looking for someone.
18:01Vicky MacDonald.
18:03I think she works here behind the bar or something.
18:07Okay, well, can I speak to the manager?
18:09It's not in yet.
18:11Do you want a drink while you wait?
18:13A Coke.
18:22Shut up.
18:23Do you want budging coming over?
18:24You're right.
18:25You're just jealous because your girlfriend fancies Mr Mean.
18:28Er, excuse me.
18:29I do not.
18:30This was your idea.
18:37Right, shut down your computer.
18:40Do it.
18:51I need to get moving.
18:52I'll come back later, yeah?
18:55Actually, can you give my card to your manager?
18:58Ask him to give me a call.
19:00Work or mobile.
19:01Well, whatever.
19:15Vicky.
19:19Vicky.
19:29I need to speak to you.
19:30Oi.
19:31Hang on, mate.
19:32Get off me.
19:33Get off me.
19:34Vicky, I need to speak to you.
19:35Get off for a sec.
19:36Look, you don't understand.
19:37I need to speak to that girl in there.
19:39She knows me.
19:40And I need to speak to her.
19:41Get off me.
19:43Get off me.
19:44Look out.
19:44I need to speak to the girl in there.
19:49Ah, Miss Mason.
19:51Oh, sorry.
19:51Grantly, not now.
19:52For if you're happy to have a member of staff
19:55laid open to ridicule
19:56for the delectation of any member of the general public
20:00who happens to be in possession of an internet connection?
20:03Hmm?
20:04What?
20:05I direct you to the school website.
20:08A video.
20:09Posted under the Meet the Teachers section.
20:14Hmm.
20:14Mr Mead.
20:17Mr Mead.
20:38Hey.
20:40Where do you think you're going?
20:41Didn't have you down as a perv.
20:42Is this what you lot do at lunchtime?
20:43They count and get a quick dance?
20:44Don't you dare try and turn this on to me.
20:46I came here to find you.
20:48What are you doing in there?
20:50Er, working.
20:51And what's your excuse?
20:52Vicky, you're a kid.
20:54How do you know where I was?
20:56Well, you've been through my phone.
20:58Yeah, and I'm glad I did, Vicky.
20:59Why are you working here?
21:00Because I like it.
21:01Oh, come off it.
21:02It's good money.
21:03Is it really worth it?
21:05I don't do extras.
21:07You know what?
21:08We're not going to have this conversation.
21:11I've got my car.
21:12We'll see what Miss Mason has to say about this.
21:13What's it got to do with her?
21:14She's done worse.
21:15Don't even go there.
21:16Move it.
21:18What's she going to do?
21:19Miss Mason.
21:20Well, first off, she'll start by letting the police know what's going on.
21:23What's it got to do with her?
21:25You're 16 years old, working in a lap dancing bar.
21:28What part of that do you think is legal?
21:29So my dad's going to find out.
21:30The world and its mother will find out if the papers get hold of it.
21:34So everyone at school will know?
21:35I thought you had nothing to be ashamed of.
21:37Oh, come on.
21:39No, wait.
21:40What will it take for you not to tell?
21:42Sorry?
21:43I'll do anything.
21:45Anything you want.
21:45Well, what are you doing?
21:55We're going to pretend that that didn't happen.
21:59Now, come on.
22:07Hydrogen.
22:08H.
22:08Li.
22:09Lithium.
22:09OK.
22:10Mr. Meadabal.
22:10Lithium.
22:11Yep.
22:12Er, no.
22:12What are you two up to?
22:14Er, periodic table.
22:15Are you serious?
22:16I'm impressed.
22:17Good to see you're interested in your studies there.
22:18Well, Mr. Meadabal, if we learn it, he'll give us private lessons.
22:22Sorry?
22:23What?
22:24You know, like you've some girls at lunchtime.
22:28Come on, Papa, mate.
22:28A.R.
22:29Arby.
22:29Would you take that outside, please?
22:31Take it outside.
22:34Arby.
22:35Arby.
22:36Rubium.
22:39Right.
22:41Out.
22:42You can't do this.
22:43Just watch me.
22:48Don't say I didn't give you a chance.
22:52You all right, girls?
22:56Is that me, Car?
22:57You tell anyone about this, and I mean anyone, then I'll tell them my side of the story.
23:03What are you talking about?
23:04You've been after me for ages.
23:06Lindsay was saying that to me before.
23:08She reckons that you fancy the pants off me.
23:10I told her she was just being soft, but now, I'm not so sure.
23:14All those extra lessons you're giving me, and then you're just turning up at my work.
23:19That is ridiculous.
23:20No one's going to believe that, Vicky.
23:21Well, they're going to have to.
23:22There are lots of cameras in that club.
23:24They get everything.
23:26Teachers sneaking in at lunchtime, teachers perving on pupils, and there's pictures that
23:32I've got of us, too.
23:32What pictures?
23:34Vicky!
23:37Our secret, yeah?
23:48Yeah, it's the sun again.
23:51Well, do you know what time she'll be out of it?
23:55I've already left a message saying to call me.
23:59No, I'll sell it myself.
24:00Thanks.
24:01Where are you up to?
24:02Dentist.
24:05Rachel.
24:06Oh, good.
24:06I've been looking for you.
24:07You're not going to believe the morning I've had.
24:09Really?
24:09Well, I'm afraid it's not about to get any better.
24:12Now, tell me, do you know anything about this?
24:19Is that me?
24:20It's bits of you.
24:22Who did this?
24:23I don't know.
24:24Whoever it was has posted it on the school website.
24:27What?
24:28Hang on.
24:29That could be any member of staff on that screen.
24:31Oh, Christopher, don't be naive.
24:32I mean, it's hardly likely anyone's going to devote that kind of effort to a video of
24:36Grantley, is it?
24:37What are you saying?
24:37Look, you're young and you're attractive.
24:39You know you're going to get more than your fair share of attention.
24:42It's your responsibility not to encourage that.
24:44I don't.
24:45Well, that's not what I've been observing recently.
24:47What?
24:50Look, you just...
24:52You need to pull back from the kids a bit, you know?
24:54Make sure they know the boundaries.
24:56And next time you feel like running one-to-one sessions with pupils outside of lesson times,
25:01I need it logged in advance.
25:03Look, I hope that you're not saying that my behaviour is inappropriate.
25:08I'm saying that if someone makes an accusation, I don't know whether I'll be in a position
25:15to defend you.
25:21All right, Mr. Mead?
25:24It's from there.
25:27I'm a bullet.
25:28OK, book's out.
25:30Page 17.
25:33Vicky?
25:34A word, please.
25:52We need to sort this out.
25:54It is sorted.
25:55No.
25:56No, it's not.
25:59I can't turn a blind eye to you working at that place.
26:01Look, I've told you, it's not a big deal.
26:03How can you say that?
26:06Even laying aside the legal aspects and the fact that you're skipping school to go there,
26:10you need to look at what this job is doing to you.
26:12What?
26:13You behave in a certain way and then men are going to treat you that way.
26:17Are you listening to me?
26:23Look, I'm just trying to help you here.
26:25Then keep your mouth shut.
26:27You'll be helping yourself, you know.
26:32You just can't stop yourself, can you?
26:52Hey, where's that going?
26:53Lady Bountiful's cashing in her assets.
26:56Sorry.
26:56Needs must.
26:58Now what am I supposed to do about me latte in the mornings?
27:02Latte?
27:03That's a bit girly for you, isn't it, Steph?
27:05Would have thought a big butch pint of lager would have been more your scene these days,
27:08eh?
27:13Have you told him about the other night?
27:17Look, Steph, I told you I was happy to talk about it.
27:20I don't want to talk about it.
27:22I just want to forget about the whole thing.
27:24What little I can remember of it.
27:26Fine.
27:27But hiding your true self away from your colleagues isn't really the answer.
27:33Look, do you want to know how I came out?
27:36Well, a friend of mine decided to tell my entire university year group that I batted for the other side.
27:44And I was mortified.
27:48But it was actually great, because I could finally be myself.
27:55So, that friend of mine, she did me a favour.
28:02And maybe...
28:05Maybe I can do the same for you.
28:22It's Bolton's friend's party on Saturday, if you're up for it.
28:25I'm working on Saturday.
28:27Right, well, it doesn't start till later, so...
28:30I'll work till late.
28:36So, any work?
28:38Doesn't matter.
28:38Sorry, I was just asking.
28:39Just get off my case, alright?
28:41You know what? Forget it.
28:55Vicky.
28:58Lindsay, can I have a work, please?
29:06Let's pop in here, shall we?
29:12You've not got anything else to do?
29:15Not at the minute, no, I haven't.
29:19Well, I told you.
29:20I don't know anything else about what happened that day.
29:23Well, actually, that isn't why I asked to see you.
29:25But since you brought it up, I have been wondering whether...
29:28Whether you'd like me to tell Emily about the possibility of her being called up as a witness for the
29:32prosecution?
29:33Or would you rather tell her that yourself?
29:34No, no-one's going to tell her.
29:36Because it's not going to happen.
29:38That isn't what the solicitor thinks.
29:42And I think Emily needs to be prepared for it.
29:46So, what did you want to see me about?
29:51To tell you that you can talk to me, that you don't have to keep everything bottled up.
29:56You says I am.
29:58I spoke to Emily this morning.
30:01She tells me you don't want to talk about your dad.
30:03Now, I understand how hard it is to lose someone, even under normal circumstances,
30:07but to shut down your feelings like this, it just makes it harder for...
30:13I'm fine.
30:15And it makes it harder for Emily, too.
30:20How?
30:23Because she needs you, Lindsay.
30:24She needs to know that you're there for her if she wants to talk about what happened or any...
30:29I just think if you could be honest about your real feelings, it'll make it easier for you.
30:32It'll make it easier for Emma...
30:33Shut up!
30:34What?
30:35Just shut up about her. I'm sick of it!
30:37Emily this, Emily that, don't you think I know what's best? My own sister!
30:40I didn't say that.
30:40No, no, I don't. You ever tell me how to look after her, because that is all I've ever done.
30:47You don't know nothing about me?
30:48Or any of my family? You don't know crap!
30:51Lindsay!
30:51Yeah, okay!
30:54Hey, what's going on?
30:55Don't keep her reading! You're just doing my everything!
30:57Lindsay, get back here! Come on!
30:59Rachel, leave.
31:00I know what I'm doing, Max!
31:03Yeah, well, how about you leave her alone?
31:05How about you?
31:06Let me do my job.
31:09What's that?
31:10Winding up students?
31:11Back off, Max!
31:29I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think
31:36you're right about him. He does fancy me. He's always around me, trying to touch me up and stuff.
31:43Heavy or what?
31:50Heavy or what?
32:12Right, all these are up the line.
32:33Lindsay, shouldn't you be in class?
32:34You've gone near my little sister, I swear.
32:37I'll kill you.
32:37What are you talking about?
32:39Get away from me, pedo.
32:41What did you just say?
32:42Don't even try to deny it.
32:43Vicky told me you get your kicks out of touching up kids, do you?
32:46No, whatever Vicky's saying, she is lying.
32:48Why have I heard that before?
32:50Lindsay, get back here right now.
32:52You shouldn't be on that sex offenders register.
32:54I haven't done anything wrong.
33:10Quite a few people have turned up.
33:12Are you dead excited?
33:13That's one word for it.
33:15Listen, if I'm rubbish...
33:17You won't be, you'll be brilliant.
33:19Come on, give them hell.
33:21Oh, ladies and gentlemen, the very funny Philip Ryan.
33:29Right, it's nice to see everyone.
33:31Nice day for it.
33:34Okay, comedy is what you came here for.
33:36And comedy is exactly what you're going to get.
33:38So get on with it.
33:41Thank you, Michaela.
33:44Okay, two cowards in a field.
33:45One says to the other one.
33:46Moo.
33:47The other one says, hey, I was going to say that.
33:57Ah, have you seen Rachel?
33:59What's it about?
34:00Not keeping secrets now, are we?
34:02No, it's just, um, I'm having a bit of bother with one of the kids.
34:06What, are you going to Rachel for advice about it?
34:08It's Vicky MacDonald.
34:09She's having a few problems at home.
34:12This is a school, Chris, not a flaming counselling service.
34:15Kids come here to get away from the crap that's going on at home.
34:17Yeah, but it's not always that straightforward, is it?
34:22You're even starting to sound like Rachel now.
34:24You're not going all touchy-feely on me, are you?
34:27If you want to get ahead, don't take advice from Rachel Mason.
34:31Good night, Joyce.
34:32Good night, Mr Tyler.
34:36Joyce.
34:37Yes?
34:37Have we got a home address for Vicky MacDonald?
34:54You're home early.
34:55Sorry, I've just got to go and check on my sauce.
34:58Have I come into the wrong house?
35:00Two snowmen in a field.
35:02One says to the other one,
35:03Can you smell carrots?
35:07It's because, Lee.
35:12OK, I've been Philip Ryan.
35:13Thank you and good night.
35:14You call that a comedy?
35:16Sorry, Ros, but that was crap.
35:18Hey, come on, don't.
35:20It's not her fault, it's mine.
35:21You should have been brave enough to tell her
35:23that I'm about as funny as a fart in a lift.
35:27Things you do to get people to like you, eh?
35:29I've not got anything else going for me, have I?
35:31I mean, there's a picture of my face up in the hospital
35:33that stops them from using a stomach pump.
35:39Yeah, I mean, never been much of a looker.
35:42When I was a kid, I was that fat,
35:43fell over, cut me knee, gravy came out.
35:46Bisto all down me leg.
35:47Terrible.
35:55Vicky.
35:56What are you doing here?
35:58Aren't you in enough trouble?
35:59I just wanted to let you know
36:00I'll be reporting what happened to Miss Mason later today.
36:03You what?
36:04I'm just giving you the chance
36:05to tell your mum and dad yourself
36:06before you get a call from the school in the morning.
36:08No, you can't.
36:10I've told you I'll tell Mason on you.
36:12I'll have Lindsay to back me up, you'll lose your job.
36:13Yeah, and if I don't say anything,
36:15I might as well not have a job.
36:18But, Vicky,
36:19even though I've been unbelievably stupid today,
36:22I still have a duty of care over you.
36:23What?
36:24You want to lie, and you go ahead.
36:27But I have to tell the truth.
36:28I should have done it hours ago.
36:29No, please, sir!
36:31Please, my dad can't know about this!
36:32Yeah, well, I don't reckon he'll be delighted.
36:34But once you tell him your reasons
36:35why you thought you needed him...
36:36I can't!
36:37I need the money for him.
36:41See you.
36:50OK, let me just say my piece,
36:53and then I'll be off.
36:55If you have any notions of dragging me out of the closet
36:58or forcing me to join your ladies' rugby team or whatever,
37:01then park them,
37:02because I am straight as a bye.
37:05as a die.
37:06Straight as a die.
37:11I know.
37:15What exactly do you think happened between us the other night, Steph?
37:19Well, obviously I was a touch worse for wear,
37:21and you pounced.
37:23You got the first bit right.
37:24Well, I was in your bed.
37:25Mm, because you fell asleep
37:27and you started dribbling all over my new sofa,
37:29so it was either shift you
37:30or get you to pay the dry cleaning bill.
37:33What, so we didn't actually do...
37:34No.
37:35I can't tell you.
37:37I'm so relieved.
37:38So I'm not actually a...
37:41And you and me, we're fine?
37:44Of course we are.
37:46And if you ever stay over at my house again,
37:48rest assured,
37:48you will be perfectly safe.
37:51I'm not into older women.
37:54Older?
37:56Hey, you cheeky...
37:57Hey!
38:03Your mum took the lot.
38:05She would have took me in all.
38:06But I wanted to stay at Waterloo Road,
38:08get my exams.
38:11With you.
38:16You can't tell my dad about the club.
38:18He'll be mortified.
38:21He's shamefaced enough since mum left.
38:23How's he going to feel when he finds out
38:24how I've been paying the bills?
38:26Well, where does he think the money's coming from?
38:29He thinks I'm working at a supermarket.
38:31Oh, well, what about him?
38:32Isn't he earning?
38:32Hasn't been for ages.
38:34He's got arthritis.
38:36He's flared up since mum left.
38:38That's another reason I need the money.
38:40I need to pay for a carer for when I go to uni.
38:43Vicky,
38:44does anyone know about this?
38:46That you're looking after your dad,
38:47social services, anyone?
38:49No.
38:50Why would they?
38:50Because there are benefits that you and your dad
38:53could be claiming.
38:54No, we're not sponges.
38:55I can manage.
38:56By working in a strip club?
38:57It pays well.
39:00It just seemed like the right idea at the time.
39:03And now?
39:08It's when they try and touch me.
39:11When I'm dancing.
39:13My hands are dead sweaty.
39:19I'll make some calls.
39:20I'll see what your dad's entitled to.
39:22And I'll see what support we can sort out for you as well.
39:28You know what?
39:30I should go.
39:31I shouldn't even be here.
39:32I won't tell.
39:33Yeah, well, I will.
39:35From now on, I'm playing everything by the book.
39:37For your sake, as much as mine.
39:41I'll see you tomorrow.
39:45Why on earth didn't you just come and talk to me about it?
39:47What?
39:48Before or after you tore a strip off me
39:51for being too familiar with the pupils?
39:53But these last few weeks,
39:55I've never enjoyed teaching more.
39:59And for a couple of hours this afternoon,
40:01I thought I was going to lose the lot.
40:04I still could.
40:06But I would totally understand
40:09if you want me to step down.
40:14I don't think that's necessary.
40:17But you did screw up.
40:19You just can't blow the boundaries like that, Chris.
40:21I need to be able to rely on you.
40:22You can.
40:24Absolutely.
40:26Well, I'll call in Vicky and her father
40:28first thing in the morning
40:29and we'll take it from there.
40:30That's great.
40:33Where are you going?
40:34Oh, sorry.
40:35I thought we were done.
40:36No, we're not.
40:36I need to peep brains about something.
40:38Max.
40:40Oh, right.
40:46In the pub.
40:50That was lovely.
40:51Thanks, Georgia.
40:52Believe me, I didn't do a thing.
40:58Right, I'll clear away.
41:00No, let me.
41:01I've been sat here all night.
41:11You don't have to try and impress him, you know.
41:13I'm not.
41:13Well, I don't recall you ever going to this much effort
41:15for anyone else I brought home.
41:16Yeah, well, they weren't my dad, were they?
41:19Right.
41:20Shall we get this turntable set up, then?
41:22I've got homework.
41:23No.
41:24Come on, you can have a night off.
41:26Sorry.
41:27Help yourself to wine.
41:29Night.
41:30Night.
41:34Sorry, um, I think someone's holding out for a happy ending.
41:39Yeah?
41:40Well, I hope you told them if we got together, it'd be anything but.
41:43Ugh, don't worry.
41:44The last thing I want is you and your dreadful vinyl collection moving in here.
41:48Talking of which.
41:48Oh, no.
41:55You ready?
41:58You know what?
41:58Why don't, um, why don't you go ahead and I'll meet you there?
42:02Are you sure you don't want me to stay?
42:04No.
42:05We'll be all right.
42:06We'll see you in five minutes.
42:07Right.
42:15What's this?
42:15A sitting.
42:19Is that grass dry?
42:30Tell me.
42:36It wasn't just my mummy who was hurting.
42:42It was me too.
42:57It started when I was eleven.
43:02When mum was out.
43:09You called it...
43:10a game.
43:16But it wasn't it.
43:21It didn't feel right.
43:27But I didn't have to stop it.
43:28So you don't have to tell me this if you don't want to?
43:30He told me not to tell mum cos she hate me.
43:35Said she'd be jealous.
43:38Cos he loved me more than her.
43:43It's all my fault.
43:44It is not your fault when you ever think that.
43:48It is.
43:51It's okay.
43:54Lindsay, it's gonna be okay.
44:01No.
44:04It's not.
44:10I love this.
44:11You always were a rebel without a cause.
44:13Pete's being an old hippie.
44:15What?
44:15You used to reek of patchouli.
44:17Yeah, it was white musk, actually.
44:18I don't recall you complaining.
44:24Josh is gonna be all right, isn't he?
44:27I mean, I've been in his life all that time.
44:30I don't want to brush him into anything.
44:33You're not.
44:37I just feel I should make up for lost time.
44:41He's a great kid.
44:45Well, why wouldn't he be?
44:47Look at the genes.
44:49My brains, your good looks.
44:52I always knew we'd have a perfect baby.
44:54Well, all credit to you.
44:55You were right.
44:59Do you really mean that?
45:01You glad that I got pregnant?
45:05Well, if you'd have told me at the time,
45:07I'd have probably had a heart attack.
45:10But now you've...
45:13You've given me the opportunity to be a proper dad.
45:17What isn't great about that?
45:21To dodgy condoms.
45:24To turkey basters.
45:28What?
45:31Sorry, forget it.
45:32It was just a bad joke.
45:34Well, if it is, I don't get it.
45:35Well, like I said, it was bad.
45:38Forget it.
45:40Um, look.
45:41Have another glass.
45:42Oh, hold on.
45:43You can't let that one go.
45:44Well, look, Tom, it was just a stupid comment.
45:47Well, yeah, I know that.
45:48But what do you mean by it?
45:49Well, you know, nothing, like I said, so...
45:51Why do you say it?
45:51Oh, look, who cares?
45:53You know, the point is that we've got a great kid.
45:56Does it really matter how it happened?
45:57Well, yeah, it does.
46:00Well, up until 20 seconds ago,
46:01I had no idea that maybe a kitchen implement
46:03was involved in the equation.
46:04Don't be so crude.
46:05Well, you started it.
46:06What are you saying?
46:07Look, I'm saying I wanted your child.
46:10Okay?
46:11So shoot me.
46:15What?
46:19You...
46:21You stop...
46:26You used me.
46:27Look, Tom, get off your high horse.
46:29You know, it's not like I jumped you for sex.
46:32You wanted it as much as I did.
46:33Well, I didn't want a child.
46:34Yeah, well, do you know what?
46:35Sometimes you don't always get what you want in life,
46:37so you want to think about that
46:38next time you jump into bed with somebody.
46:39I've got to get out of here.
46:40Oh, look, don't go.
46:41Don't make this into a big deal,
46:42because it isn't.
46:43For who, exactly?
46:46Does he know about this?
46:47No, he doesn't, and he mustn't know.
46:49You swear to me that you won't tell him.
46:52Imagine how it's going to make him feel if he knew.
46:54Well, you should have thought about that 15 years ago.
46:56Look, don't go.
46:57He needs a father.
46:58Don't take that away from him.
47:00Oh, you've already done that.
47:01All by yourself.
47:12I think you need this.
47:14Thanks.
47:21I just did not see that coming.
47:24Absolutely no idea.
47:25How could you?
47:30So, what happens now?
47:32Well, I call the designated officer in the morning, I guess.
47:36Lindsay's going to have to be interviewed.
47:39Oh, Chris, there's going to be a medical examination.
47:45As if she hasn't been through enough, eh?
47:48And what about Emily?
47:50Was she...?
47:52It was just Lindsay, as far as I can establish.
47:55Oh, Chris.
47:58Emily will be interviewed too, won't she?
47:59Just to make sure.
48:02What that's going to do to her, I do not know.
48:03She absolutely worshipped her dad.
48:09When all this comes out in the trial...
48:11Yeah, well, it certainly impacts on the case.
48:15I just wish she'd felt she could talk to me sooner, you know,
48:18or that I'd sussed it out.
48:21I missed all the signs.
48:23We all did.
48:24We all did.
48:29We all did.
48:29We all did.
48:37We all did.
48:38We all did.
48:46We all did.
48:48We all did.
48:51We all did.
48:52We all did.
48:52We all did.
48:54We all did.
48:55We all did.
48:55We all did.
48:56We all did.
48:56We all did.