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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S1 E24 - His Majesty Smith
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00:05Last week, as you recall, Will had joined Dr. Smith and the robot in a search for wild truffles,
00:10little dreaming that they would find something far different,
00:13something that would plunge them into an incredible adventure
00:16with creatures from another mysterious world.
00:20Dr. Smith, look!
00:23A crown!
00:25I see it's a crown. I have eyes in my head.
00:27The question is, what is a crown doing here?
00:38William, what have I told you about handling other people's property?
00:42But, Dr. Smith...
00:43But me no buts, my boy. We will respect the rights of others.
00:47No doubt the owner will shortly appear to claim his property.
00:51I wonder where it came from and who left it.
00:54That is none of our business.
00:56Oh, my. Those rubies are as large as hen's eggs.
01:01Uh-uh-uh, Dr. Smith.
01:03I was only checking to make certain that it was secure.
01:06If it fell over, some of that lovely workmanship might be damaged.
01:13Come along, Will. Let's get on about our truffles.
01:24Bless me. I forgot my truffles tools.
01:27I'll get on.
01:27Never mind. I'll do it.
01:28Why don't you go on ahead with the robot,
01:30and if you find any truffles, call out loud.
01:33Yes, sir.
01:33Quite loud.
01:34Okay.
01:47Ah, the world ransoming jewels.
01:52Now, what to do with it?
01:55Where?
02:14Help! Help!
02:16Somebody take this off!
02:18Come on!
02:23Help! Save me!
02:27Oh! Oh!
02:29Oh, what a horrible feeling.
02:31That thing just wouldn't let go of me.
02:34A thousand and one pins and needles penetrated every inch of my body.
02:37Now, you be careful with that thing, my boy.
02:39It bites!
02:40Well, it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't touched it.
02:42Remember what you said about property rights.
02:45When you grow up, my boy,
02:46I hope you will also grow in tolerance for the weaknesses of others.
02:49I just couldn't help myself.
02:51Now, put it down. Put it down!
02:54There is no danger in this object for the boy.
02:57Quiet, you disreputable dunce!
02:58Why didn't you help me in my hour of need?
03:01Hey, look, Dr. Smith. It fits.
03:04Take it off, my boy.
03:05Take it off!
03:15Look!
03:19Human beings here?
03:26I have Nexus of Andronica.
03:28My companions and I have crossed 90 light years of space
03:32seeking a being worthy to wear that crown.
03:36At last, we have found him.
03:38All hail, our majesty.
03:42My name's Will Robinson, Mr. Nexus.
03:44But I'm not a king.
03:46I'm only from the planet Earth.
03:47Allow me to present myself.
03:49I am Dr. Zachary Smith.
03:51Are you related to this boy?
03:53I am his dear friend, his counselor, and his guide.
03:57Now, tell me, sir,
03:58what are your proposals with reference to the boy?
04:01We intend to crown him king of Andronica.
04:03How perfectly splendid!
04:06Will, did you hear that?
04:07You are to become a king.
04:08Why did you come here looking for a king, Mr. Nexus?
04:11It is a tradition that a king of Andronica
04:13must always come from off-planet stock
04:16to prevent weak rulers.
04:18Well, thanks, Mr. Nexus, but I guess not.
04:21Will, what are you saying?
04:23Well, look, if I became their king,
04:25I'd have to leave my family.
04:27And I couldn't do that.
04:28Of course you could.
04:29Take them with you.
04:33No.
04:34It is impossible.
04:36I see.
04:38Will!
04:39Would you excuse us, please?
04:41Yeah, sure, Dr. Smith.
04:42And take him with you.
04:46Let's go.
04:54A fine little lad.
04:56I know he'll make an excellent king.
04:58But he has refused.
04:59I have a great deal of influence over his young mind.
05:02I know I can convince him to see reason.
05:05Of course, it would have to be made worth my while.
05:09Perhaps a regency until the boy comes of age.
05:12That would place a great deal of power in your hands, Dr. Smith.
05:14You would be virtually ruler of Andronica and its subject planets.
05:19Suppose the boy continues to refuse.
05:21Then we must select another candidate.
05:24One of sublime intelligence, extraordinary valor,
05:28judicial wisdom, and royal bearing.
05:30That does narrow the field somewhat.
05:34Now tell me, if I were to find such a person among our little group,
05:39would there be a finder's fee?
05:41You would be amply rewarded.
05:43Oh, by the way, I should mention
05:45that I am Irish on my maternal grandmother's side.
05:49Is that important?
05:51Only inasmuch as all the Irish are descended from kings.
05:54Oh.
05:55The royal blood already flows through my veins,
05:59so to speak.
06:01Until later, sir.
06:07Master, the first contact has been highly successful.
06:10The roost seems certain to work.
06:19Good.
06:21Good.
06:27Good.
06:36Good.
06:39Good.
06:40Good.
06:41Good.
06:42Good.
06:44Good.
06:45Good.
06:46Good.
06:47Good.
06:47Good.
06:48Good.
06:51Good.
06:58THE END
07:35Will! Will! Will, wait for me!
07:42Oh, dear.
07:43What did you tell him, Dr. Smith?
07:45I told him that under no circumstances would you even consider accepting the throne.
07:50I told him that we were all believers in the democratic principle and that the divine right of kings had
07:55no place among us.
07:56In short, I told him to, uh, to forget it.
07:59Golly, that was great of you. I mean, I wouldn't want to be a king anyway. There's no fun in
08:03it.
08:04Of course there isn't.
08:05And in the meantime, I don't believe that we should mention anything about this matter to the others.
08:09If it only caused needless alarm, let it remain our little secret.
08:14I don't know, Dr. Smith. Dad and Don ought to know that there are aliens on this planet.
08:18Well, of course they should, but all in due time.
08:20Just leave it to me, my boy.
08:22Well...
08:22Promise.
08:25All right.
08:26But please, Dr. Smith, don't start your tricks again.
08:29You always get in trouble.
08:31Indeed.
08:32Indeed.
08:35Bye.
08:37Bye.
08:51Bye.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:27Oh, my God.
09:47Good evening, Dr. Smith.
09:48We were not expecting you so soon.
09:51I thought I would bring you the report tonight.
09:53I knew you would be most eager to get it.
09:55Perhaps you also hope to see the interior of our ship?
09:59Good heavens.
10:00Do you think I'm a spy?
10:04Well, perhaps I was a bit curious.
10:07I believe you terrestrials have a saying that curiosity killed the cat.
10:12Oh, sir, I certainly meant no harm.
10:15And there are no grounds for vile redaction.
10:18I was only working in your best interests.
10:20May I see what you have?
10:21Oh, yes, indeed.
10:22A complete dossier on every male member of the Duport II expedition.
10:27Now, this report from Professor John Robinson.
10:31A man of simple virtues, wholehearted loyalties.
10:34I am devoted to him.
10:37But...
10:39Yes, but...
10:41Does one rule a kingdom by simple virtues?
10:45You suggest that a little more guile is needed in the Professor's makeup?
10:49Exactly.
10:51And now, about Major West.
10:53A lovely fellow.
10:54I'm devoted to him, too.
10:56He's the typical bluff, blunt, good soldier, forever foremost in the fray.
11:01But again, somewhat lacking in cunning.
11:04He plays a great premium on cunning, Dr. Smith.
11:08That seems to dispose of all the men in your party.
11:13All.
11:14Excepting yourself, of course.
11:16Me?
11:16Oh, I wouldn't dream of taking on such a burden, a simple man like me.
11:21But you said yourself you were descended from kings.
11:24Remotely, dear friend.
11:26Only remotely.
11:27But I'm sure you have those peculiar virtues required of kings.
11:32A compendium of virtues, if I say so myself.
11:36We might do worse in selecting a king.
11:41Surely you couldn't be considering modest, unassuming me.
11:46Oh, but we could.
11:48In fact, the more I consider it, the more I think you were made for the job, Dr. Smith.
11:53How uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
11:56Do you mean it?
11:58I do.
11:59Oh, the pain of it.
12:01The royal pain of it all.
12:05I accept.
12:09There will, of course, be a proper coronation.
12:11Naturally.
12:12And I shall be able to receive my friends in regal splendor.
12:15If you wish.
12:16I do, indeed.
12:17I can't wait to see their eyes bulge with me.
12:20Look here.
12:21There are no catches to this, are there?
12:23I assure you, you will be crowned king of Andronica before we leave this planet.
12:29And now, may I call you my liege lord and king?
12:34Oh, you may.
12:35You may, indeed.
12:38Your Majesty.
12:42King Zachary I.
12:45Oh, my.
12:51It's true, Dad.
12:52There was a crown there, and they were looking for a king.
12:55Are you sure you didn't dream it?
12:57Smith's not in his cabin.
12:59Oh.
12:59And you say Smith agreed to be the king.
13:02Well, now what kind of a mess has he got himself into?
13:05Danger!
13:05Danger!
13:06Alien artifact approaching.
13:08Don, break out the laces.
13:20It's a man?
13:22That's the one Dr. Smith was talking to.
13:25But where's Dr. Smith?
13:27Well, let's find out.
13:36Professor John Robinson.
13:38I'm Professor Robinson.
13:40You and your entire company are commanded, under peril of royal displeasure, to present yourselves for judgment tomorrow at the
13:47final audience of His Majesty, Zachary I, before he leaves this place to assume his royal duties as king of
13:54Andronica.
13:55You may tell your, uh, your royal master that we'll be there.
14:08Now, why'd you tell them a thing like that?
14:11Because we will be there.
14:16Your audience is approaching, Your Majesty.
14:18Let them wait.
14:21Let them wait.
14:22A great deal.
14:27A great deal.
14:30Nixus.
14:30Your king has a very delicate back.
14:34Oh.
14:35The pain.
14:37The pain.
14:40The pain.
14:49The pain.
14:50The pain.
14:59Oh, dear.
15:00His most exalted majesty, defender of rights, sword and buckler of liberties, most sublime and willing sacrifice, Zachary I, King
15:11of Andronica.
15:13Hi, Dr. Smith.
15:14In the future, you will address us as Your Majesty.
15:17Come here, boy.
15:23My little friend, my good companion in the days of my adversity, I have chosen you from among the rest
15:29to accompany me on my road to glory.
15:32I don't understand, Your Majesty.
15:34I shall take you with me.
15:36You shall be named heir apparent to my throne.
15:39Now, what do you think of that?
15:40I'd rather stay with the rest.
15:42Oh, let's not be hasty, my boy.
15:44I suppose I could find something for them to do.
15:49Major West might make an excellent court jester.
15:52That'll be the day.
15:54What did you say?
15:55Come on, Smith.
15:56Get off of that chair.
15:56You're making a fool of yourself.
15:58God, fetch us yon violet's head.
16:03Unwise to provoke an incident, Your Majesty.
16:05What?
16:06Time to depart.
16:07I see.
16:08Our advisor tells us that it is best at this time to avoid an incident.
16:13Therefore, we shall graciously spare your life and your head.
16:17But do not tempt our anger further.
16:21Well, Dad's right, Dr. Smith.
16:23Why don't you come home with us?
16:25I'll take you fishing.
16:27Dear little friend, do I detect a trace of moisture in your eyes?
16:31I do believe you will miss me.
16:34And I shall miss you.
16:36But destiny calls King Zachary.
16:39I must away.
16:40Dr. Smith.
16:41Enough.
16:42The audience is ended.
16:58Well, can't we do something?
17:00No, son.
17:01I'm afraid that Dr. Smith has made his decision.
17:03Well, I hope he'll be happier in his new life.
17:07Wherever that is.
17:16Let's go.
17:34Oh, dear.
17:35Dear, dear, dear, dear.
17:36Thank you, sir.
17:44Guard.
17:46Careful with the crowd.
17:48Oh, Nexus.
17:50We are wearied by our royal exertion's Nexus.
17:53Fetch refreshments.
17:54Yes, Your Majesty.
18:08Come, come, Nexus. Our royal throats are dry.
18:11Don't stop that.
18:14Do you hear me? Get on with it.
18:21Is something wrong?
18:24Nexus.
18:26Nexus, speak.
18:27It is your king who commands it.
18:30Speak, or I shall have you severely punished.
18:34Nexus.
18:36Huh?
18:37Nexus.
18:41What?
18:42What is...
18:43What is going on here?
18:48Nexus?
18:50What in the world?
18:57Won't somebody speak?
18:59Your Majesty.
19:01Oh, thank heavens.
19:02Not everybody is in this ridiculous position in Conditon.
19:05Now, what has happened to these?
19:08Whoa.
19:10Whoa.
19:11Whoa.
19:12Whoa.
19:13Whoa.
19:15Whoa.
19:18Whoa.
19:28Oh, no! No! No!
19:33How is your majesty feeling?
19:36Go away!
19:37So, you do not like the looks of your devoted subjects, huh?
19:43Subjects?
19:44I am Andronican.
19:47You are king of Andronican.
19:50But the others, if you'll excuse the term, the human Andronicans, Nexus and the others?
19:56They are non-personalities.
19:58Non-personalities?
20:00I make them.
20:01You make them?
20:03You mean they're not real people?
20:05They are androids. Artificial beings.
20:10I make them to look like you, so you agreed to become king.
20:13That I am really the king?
20:17Oh, yes.
20:18You are king.
20:20For a festival of sacrifice.
20:23Festival?
20:24Sacrifice?
20:25Faith festival!
20:27Everybody come!
20:28Drink glue.
20:30Make sleemo.
20:31Drink glue?
20:33Make sleemo?
20:34Very happy.
20:36Very happy?
20:38Then make sacrifice.
20:41Ah!
20:42One of your quaint religious rites, no doubt.
20:44Purely symbolic in nature?
20:46No, no!
20:47Sacrifice king so everybody be happy.
20:50Well, prosperous in year to come.
20:53Sacrifice the king.
20:56Skin him.
20:58Stuff him.
20:59Very good stuff him.
21:00Last many years.
21:03Ten thousand years from now, you look same.
21:06Standing hall of immortal kings.
21:09Very great honor.
21:11Let me out of here!
21:13Too late.
21:14Too bad.
21:15You agreed to become king.
21:17Agreement recorded in hall of contracts of council of planets.
21:21All very legal.
21:23Everything nice.
21:27What do we do now?
21:29We wait for ship to come.
21:32To get us.
21:39We will see what your friends are doing.
21:45Well, I guess that's the last we'll see of Dr. Smith.
21:48Oh, what a callous dismissal of one who has shared the dangers and vicissitudes of their daily life.
21:54Well, I can't help feeling worried about him.
21:57Oh, dear and gracious lady.
21:59Well, wherever he's going, you can bet Smith will land on his feet.
22:02Correction.
22:03Dr. Smith will not depart.
22:06What do you mean by that?
22:07Acting under prime directive, I made certain alien communications to his mothership will not function.
22:14Oh, bless you, my dear, dear friend.
22:17What do you mean by that?
22:19Data pertaining to aliens, incomplete.
22:22Prime directive requires saving humans.
22:25From danger against their life, even if against their wishes,
22:30recommend further study of alien psychology in correlation to primitive rights of sacrificial kings.
22:37Listen to him, you fools. Listen to him.
22:39He's got more sense than the lot of you.
22:45You see?
22:46They're suspicious of you. Highly suspicious.
22:49They'll never let you go while you're holding me like this.
22:52Never.
22:53Never.
22:59What are you doing?
23:02Your people want Smith.
23:05All right, give them Smith.
23:07Oh, no.
23:09Please.
23:11Please.
23:29Please,하하.
23:31You may not be enamored, but Howard firms would and maneuvers with someone.
23:31victims on the financial aid you can boil your legs as they eat pain.製 whūt
23:31Correct? Oh, Watson. He's
23:34hungry. Maybe he's
23:54Maybe I can open them up with one of these.
23:55No, I'm going to give them a chance to settle this peacefully.
23:59Ahoy, the ship!
24:00This is John Robinson.
24:03Unless you surrender Dr. Smith in five minutes, we'll blow you open.
24:06You have five minutes!
24:37You have five minutes!
25:10You have five minutes!
25:11Good heavens, this is impossible.
25:15Good heavens, this is impossible.
25:17Pretty good, huh?
25:19Friends want Smith, they get Smith.
25:22You'll never get away with this.
25:23Anyone can see this is an impostor.
25:26Whom are you calling an impostor, you mirror image of myself?
25:29He even talks like me.
25:32Exact copy.
25:34Your friends are waiting for you.
25:36You know what to do.
25:39Of course.
25:41Hmm.
25:57Perhaps you like to see, hmm?
26:09What's going on in there?
26:10Dad, look!
26:17It's Dr. Smith!
26:23Smith, are you all right?
26:25Of course I'm all right, dear fellow.
26:26There's really no cause for alarm, none at all.
26:28They'll never buy that.
26:30I was worried about you, Dr. Smith.
26:32Dear little friend, of course you were, but quite unnecessarily.
26:35Little fool!
26:36Can't you see he's a frog?
26:38Why did they let you go?
26:40It was my own decision.
26:42I decided that ruling a kingdom as vast as Andronica
26:44was far beyond my poor capabilities.
26:49Smith!
26:50Smith!
26:50Yes?
26:51Where are you going?
26:52To the spaceship.
26:54The spaceship's over there.
26:55Why, so it is.
26:57How silly of me.
26:58Come along, my boy.
27:01Good.
27:03Good.
27:03Ruling Andronica is far beyond his poor capabilities.
27:08That's the first hint of modesty I've heard from Dr. Zachary Smith.
27:12Come back here, you idiots!
27:14Come back!
27:15Can't you see?
27:15It's a trick!
27:17Come back!
27:19Oh!
27:22Oh, dear.
27:42Judy?
27:44Penny?
27:48Yes?
27:51Now, which one of you girls did this?
27:55I didn't.
27:56Neither did I.
27:57Good morning.
27:59Good morning, good morning, good morning.
28:02Oh, my Dr. Smith.
28:04What are you doing up so early?
28:06Early to bed and early to rise.
28:08Makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
28:09I've been up for hours.
28:10Oh, good heavens.
28:11Half the day is gone and nothing's been done.
28:13I do hope you ladies don't mind that I undertook to prepare the breakfast.
28:17Oh, did you do all this?
28:21Now, come along, my dears.
28:22Do sit down, madam.
28:24Right?
28:24Do sit down.
28:27Lovely, yes.
28:28Ah, good morning, Professor Robinson and Major West.
28:31I trust you both slept well?
28:33Hey.
28:33Well, what's going on here?
28:35Well, Dr. Smith prepared breakfast.
28:37Oh, please, please, dear lady, let us not be formal.
28:41Why don't you just call me Zack?
28:44Zack?
28:45Zack.
28:46Okay, that's the way you want it, Zack.
28:48Thank you, dear, dear Major.
28:50Do sit down and have your breakfast.
28:52Oh, dear, there is so much to be done today.
28:54Professor Robinson, I have an idea about developing that new field of atomic ore.
28:58Perhaps I should run on ahead and start the preliminary work.
29:01I don't believe what I'm hearing.
29:03I always thought work was a bad word with you, Dr. Smith.
29:06Oh, good heavens, no child.
29:07Work is the foundation of good character.
29:09The harder the work, the better the character.
29:13Good morning, dear boy.
29:15Why don't you just sit down and let Daddy Zack bring your breakfast?
29:21Daddy Zack?
29:22Yes, Daddy Zack.
29:25I feel like a second father to you.
29:29Oh, dear, I'm afraid the cooking has been quite hasty this morning.
29:31All I can offer you is an omelet au fine herb.
29:35For tomorrow, I promise you eggs, Benedict.
29:39Oh.
29:40Oh, dear, lovely.
29:40Hey, Daddy Zack.
29:43Hey, wait.
29:43Oh, dear.
29:45Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?
29:48It does not compute.
29:52Nothing computes anymore.
29:54What do you mean, my dear fellow?
29:55You have changed.
29:57Yes, I have.
29:59And for the best.
30:00Don't you agree?
30:01I will have to re-examine my tapes before I can answer that.
30:04What a marvelous boon our mechanical friend has been to us all.
30:08Oh, we have so much to be thankful for, so very much.
30:12What did they do to you in that alien ship, Dr. Smith?
30:16Please, Daddy Zack.
30:18It gives me a glorious feeling of togetherness.
30:22Well, you still haven't answered my question.
30:25Daddy Zack, what did they do to you in there?
30:28Really nothing, my dear boy.
30:30Merely awaken me to the potentials of the world in which I live.
30:33To my own capacity for doing good.
30:35To the wonder of scattering a little sunshine as I travel through life.
30:40Well, you sure have changed.
30:43My memory banks do not identify you as Dr. Zachary Smith.
30:47Do I look like Dr. Smith?
30:48You stand like Dr. Smith.
30:51Do I talk like Dr. Smith?
30:53The tonal quality is identical.
30:56Then I must be Dr. Smith.
30:58That does not necessarily compute.
31:00Never mind, my dear friend.
31:02It will come to you.
31:05I'm a-working on the railroad.
31:08Soon we be on Andronica.
31:11Andronica?
31:12Oh, surely, sir, we can make some other arrangement.
31:14This is all a mistake, you know.
31:15No mistake.
31:16You are king.
31:17But if you will recall, sir, the crown selected my little friend Will to be your king.
31:21Perhaps I could still persuade the little niver to change his mind.
31:24I have considerable influence over him, you know.
31:26No want boy.
31:28I want you.
31:29But I'm not fit to be a king, even a sacrificial king.
31:33I come from a very humble background.
31:36All of my ancestors were peasants.
31:38And very poor peasants at that.
31:40And as for noble virtues, well, I'm a bit of a rogue, you know.
31:45We know.
31:47We know.
31:47We know all the time.
31:49All the time?
31:51We set out bait for you.
31:53For me?
31:54But the crown rejected me when I first put it on.
31:57Make you want it more.
31:59Make you lie.
32:00Betray your friends to become king.
32:02You pass test for kind of king we want.
32:05Here, have glue.
32:06Thank you very much.
32:07It's good for you.
32:09Make stuffing work better.
32:10But why me?
32:12Why take a rascal like me when you have available a noble mind like Professor Robinson,
32:17or great physical courage like Major West, or incipient genius like Will?
32:21You are useless creature.
32:24They are useful creatures.
32:27It is wasteful to sacrifice useful creatures as king.
32:31You mean you select your kings because they're useless?
32:34Sure.
32:35Nobody missed them.
32:37Nobody cared.
32:38But you must give me an opportunity to turn over a new leaf.
32:41I'll prove myself.
32:43I shall be a new smith.
32:45Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean,
32:50and reverent.
32:51Already is such a smith.
32:55You watch.
32:58Oh, what a bitter blow.
33:00But that is not the real me.
33:02Oh, yes.
33:05I make that good man from essence of bad one.
33:09He is you.
33:10But without your faults.
33:13He will be useful creature.
33:22And here.
33:26I'll be right back.
33:33You-hoo!
33:44Help!
33:54You're nearly finished with that, dear?
33:55Uh-huh.
33:58Help! Help! Save me! Help! Save me!
34:03Ladies, ladies, I'm in the most perilous condition. You must help me.
34:05I am literally running to save my skin. Time is of the essence.
34:09What's going on, Uncle Zack?
34:10Don't call me Zack!
34:11Girls, please, go on. Take Dr. Smith inside.
34:13No, no, no. I must flee. There is no safety for me here.
34:15Well, do as I say. Now, look, you're going to be all right.
34:17You're going to be safe.
34:29Good heavens. Now we have two Dr. Smiths.
34:32Can't hear the whistle blowing
34:35Rise up so early in the morn
34:38Can't hear the captain shouting
34:41Light up low your horn
34:45Now, what in the world are we going to do with two of you?
34:47I should like to point out, Professor Robinson, that this person is a mere interloper.
34:53Well, that's fine, Zack, but, uh, Dr. Smith, if you please.
34:58All right.
34:59How do we get rid of him?
35:01Do you have any suggestions, Dr. Smith?
35:03Call me Zack.
35:05Zack, indeed.
35:06That I should live to hear my distinguished name bandied about in this fashion.
35:10Oh, come, come, Zack. We both know what the name stands for.
35:13At least until now.
35:15What do you mean, sir?
35:17I mean that you are shiftless, unreliable, cowardly, two-faced, and a liar.
35:24Shall I go on?
35:25I shall not remain to hear myself insulted.
35:31Well, you certainly told him, didn't you?
35:33I certainly did. And about time, too.
35:36Yes, but that doesn't solve the problem.
35:39Frankly, I don't think there's room in this group for two Dr. Smiths.
35:41I couldn't agree more.
35:43You'll have to get rid of him.
35:46Well, you certainly don't want him around, do you?
35:49He is our friend, and he was here first.
35:52But it really doesn't matter, Professor Robinson, not at all.
35:55You see, I was created from the essence of the original Smith,
35:59with a few of his worst characteristics omitted.
36:02But I am just as much Zachary Smith as he is.
36:06Just as human.
36:08Just as real.
36:10Now, which one are you going to keep?
36:13With all his fault, Zack.
36:16Dr. Zachary Smith is our friend.
36:21We don't want to lose him.
36:22Gnm ...
36:29Gnm ...
36:32Gnm ...
36:36Gnm ...
36:38Gnm ...
36:40Gnm ...
36:42Gnm ...
36:44O boy, overnight the Monte Cookcasts iPad an hour to실 him.
36:47What do you think you're doing?
36:49Rebuilding the water system to provide warm bath water for the ladies.
36:53You're trying to worm your way into their affections?
36:55You're hoping that when the chips are down, they will choose you over me?
36:59But the choice must be theirs, wouldn't you say?
37:02Certainly not. I have already won a place in their hearts.
37:05Aren't you forgetting something, Zack?
37:07The alien from Andronica. He hasn't given up on you yet, you know.
37:11We will fight him off to the last man.
37:14I'm afraid not.
37:15He has weapons that make anything we have look like toys.
37:19I'm sorry, Zack, but you won't be around much longer.
37:23My dear sir, you don't mean that you'll simply stand by
37:25and let that grizzly creature take me?
37:27But what can I do about it?
37:29We are very similar. You could take my place.
37:33But why should I?
37:35Because I'm human!
37:36So am I.
37:37But I'm the original Zachary Smith.
37:39The one with all the virtues, petty faults, weaknesses and small evils
37:42such as cowardice while you are without fault?
37:46Oh, my dear sir, surely you realize that sacrifice is more in your line than mine.
37:52Think it over.
38:01Where are Will and Don?
38:03They're out patrolling the area.
38:06Are you expecting trouble?
38:08Oh, it's a safe bet that the alien will return for his property.
38:11His property?
38:12Yeah, Dr. Smith.
38:14Which Dr. Smith is that?
38:17Neat you ask.
38:18He hasn't stopped working for a minute.
38:21Where's our Dr. Smith, the real one?
38:23Well, the last time I saw him, he was in his cabin.
38:25Under the bed, hiding.
38:28John, how will we know when the androids are coming?
38:32Well, I have the robot out on patrol.
38:34He'll give us ample warning when they make their move.
38:36Do you think we'll be able to stop them?
38:37Well, I don't know if our lasers will work against the androids.
38:41I don't even know if that force field will keep them out.
38:57Danger!
38:58Danger!
38:58Red alert!
38:59Red alert!
39:00Ugh!
39:14Smith!
39:15You'd better knock it off.
39:16I'm expecting an attack.
39:17But I have nothing to fear.
39:19The alien doesn't want me.
39:21But still, I don't feel justified in taking up arms against him,
39:24who, in effect, was my creator.
39:26Therefore, I shall continue to work.
39:29All right.
39:30Have it your way.
39:35John?
39:36Hey, what's up?
39:37We just saw the robot.
39:39All this power's been knocked down.
39:41We'd better get on that force field.
39:42Will, you get inside.
39:43Yes, sir.
39:45Better get inside, Daddy Zack.
39:47My dear boy,
39:47I've already informed your father of my intention to remain neutral.
39:51Yeah, but you might get hurt if you stayed out here.
39:52But I have nothing to fear, little friend.
39:55The purity of my intentions is both my sword and buckler.
39:59Where's my alter ego?
40:00You mean the other Dr. Smith?
40:02Oh, the last thing I heard, he was hiding under his bed.
40:05Poor fellow.
40:06I'm afraid moral and physical courage are simply not included in his makeup.
40:11Now, you'd better run along.
40:12I have work to finish and you'll be much safer inside.
40:14But before you go,
40:15would you mind getting me my wrench over there by the rock somewhere?
40:18Yes, sir.
40:30Dad, go!
40:32Dad, go!
40:33Help them!
40:34Got the androids?
40:35Yeah, I saw one of them.
40:36All right, get back in the shed.
40:38Is it ready?
40:39Ready's the lever day.
40:44Spence, get inside!
40:45My thoughts and prayers go with you.
40:58Terrestrials, listen to me.
41:02Surrender the real Smith and we will not harm you.
41:06If you do not surrender him, you will be destroyed.
41:09Our powers are greater than yours.
41:13We have already incapacitated your robot.
41:16If you doubt our strength, watch this demonstration.
41:38Even your force fields cannot stop us.
41:46Maybe I can start with this.
41:48Stop!
41:50Stop!
41:52It's no use, my friends.
41:53The end is inevitable.
41:55They will overwhelm your defenses and drag me off.
41:58Do you have any other suggestions then, Dr. Smith?
42:00I will go out and surrender to them.
42:03No, we won't let you.
42:05Dear little nipper, my mind is made up.
42:08And I shall give my life gladly to save those I have grown to love.
42:12But whether on the scaffold high or in the battle's van, the fittest place a man can die is where
42:19he dies for a man.
42:22How beautiful.
42:23Do you have any idea what they'll do to you?
42:25Perhaps I can make an arrangement with them.
42:28And if not, at least I shall be a king for a little while.
42:33I might even learn to drink glug and make sleemoth.
42:37I'm sorry, Smith, you can't do this.
42:39Stay back, Professor Robinson.
42:40I shall not hesitate to shoot if it means saving the lives of the others.
42:44And now, farewell, dear friends.
43:00Fetch me my royal crown and raiment.
43:03If you must take me, I shall go as your king.
43:15Fetch me my original mother.
43:15deliberated by H25 ...
43:33There alwaysagus mixes to your хорошоs.
43:33There were only Chapter changes
43:33that you didn't get.
43:34So the ship is gonna stay.
43:34How is that?
43:34Ah, I am not.
43:40The darüber down lie south.
43:44They're gone. They took him.
43:47Certainly not.
43:49There.
43:51Ah! Enough of this masquerade.
43:54Oh, my back.
43:55I'm afraid I shall have to retire to restore my vital forces.
43:59Daddy Zach.
44:00Daddy Zach, indeed.
44:01I never want to hear that revolting name ever again in my presence.
44:05Ha, ha, ha.
44:06Now that's the real Dr. Smith.
44:08You are Smith, aren't you?
44:09Yes.
44:10Of course I am.
44:12Did you think for one moment that I would go off to an uncertain fate in an alien world?
44:17You mean Daddy Zach took your place and you took Daddy Zach's place?
44:21Yes, and oh, the strain of it.
44:23He was a noble fellow.
44:25However, I found it very easy to convince him to see reason.
44:29And now, if you'll excuse me, I must retire.
44:31Good night, sweet prince.
44:33Ha, ha, ha.
44:33If it's any comfort to you, Major,
44:35both I and my alter ego are quite certain that nothing dreadful will happen to him.
44:39You see, the Andronicans have a horror of waste.
44:43And as soon as they realize that he's really a very useful sort,
44:46they will alter their plans and release him.
44:50Daddy Zach bomb!
45:05Oh, Sam, what's the matter?
45:07Oh, I don't know.
45:07I'm glad to have the real Dr. Smith back.
45:11But I was just thinking about Daddy Zach.
45:13He was really nice.
45:16I sort of wish that...
45:19No, I guess there wouldn't be enough room on one planet for two Dr. Smiths.
45:23I guess not.
45:25No.
45:26Come on, let's go.
45:27Come on, dear.
45:37Now, what have we here?
45:41Portable thruster employed in rocket-belt flight by Professor John Robinson circa 1997.
45:47Are you the kind of thing I deposit in a time capsule for future voyagers to discover?
45:51The Egyptians buried lots of things in their time capsules, Dr. Smith.
45:55That's why we know so much about them.
45:57Did the Egyptians have time capsules too?
45:59Sure.
46:00They called them pyramids.
46:01Penny, see if you can find something a little more interesting in that carton.
46:07I think we'd better get back, Dr. Smith.
46:10It's getting late.
46:11Never fear.
46:12Smith is here.
46:13You're perfectly safe.
46:15Hey, look what I found.
46:17Mom's space gauntlet.
46:18She wore these the day we left her.
46:19How exciting.
46:20Look again.
46:23I think this is something of yours, Dr. Smith.
46:26Ah?
46:27Ah, this is more like it.
46:29Meditations of a galactic castaway being an account of the courage, fortitude, and personal sacrifice of Dr. Zachary Smith.
46:38I shall undoubtedly be named to the Space Voyagers Hall of Fame.
46:41When Posterity learns of my brilliance, my courage, my...
46:48What was that?
46:50It sounded like a wolf to me.
46:53There can't be any wolves out here.
46:55Oh, yes, there can.
46:56Look.
47:00All I see are the two moons.
47:01And we've seen them before.
47:03But never so bursting with fullness.
47:05Is that bad?
47:06Bad, my dear child.
47:08It portends the very worst of evil happenings.
47:10The night the witches dance and the misbegotten creatures of doom walk the earth.
47:14When the dark and dismal voices...
47:19There it is again.
47:20It can only be a werewolf.
47:25A werewolf?
47:26On this planet?
47:27Why should this planet be an exception?
47:29We'd better go.
47:30Wait.
47:31Maybe the robot can tell us what it really is.
47:35Identify animal noises, robot.
47:37Animal noises produced by predator Hannes Lupus.
47:42Volume and pitch indicate predator to be in condition of extreme porosity.
47:47Hannes Lupus?
47:48Yes.
47:49Hannes Lupus.
47:51Werewolves.
47:52We must hurry.
47:53Hurry.
47:54Help me up, my dear.
48:01Warning.
48:02Warning.
48:03Hannes Lupus in area.
48:04Warning.
48:05We should never have stayed out this late.
48:07And whose fault is that?
48:08This is no time for idle recriminations.
48:11This way.
48:12Come.
48:12Help.
48:55I saw you.
49:12THE END
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