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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S2E1O - The Curse Of The Cousin Smith
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00:03Last week, as you recall, we left Will and Penny peacefully birdwatching, unaware that
00:08high above them, a passing spaceship was about to hurl an incredible visitor down upon their
00:14forgotten planet.
00:16Hold it.
00:17This looks like a good place.
00:23Nothing.
00:24Here, let me look for a while.
00:26You just take down the description.
00:27I'll do the birdwatching.
00:29It's not fair.
00:29I always get the dull job.
00:31Look, I'm the man around here, and men give the orders.
00:34Just because you tried to shave this morning doesn't mean you're a man.
00:37Why, look at you.
00:37All you managed to cut off is a big hunk of skin.
00:40Look, I told you I was just practicing.
00:42I didn't know there was a blade in the razor.
00:43Why didn't you take the time to look, silly?
00:45Every time I let you come along with me, it's the same old story.
00:48Nag, nag, nag.
00:49Well, if you'd let me use the binoculars once in a while, the habit pattern would be different.
00:53The habit pattern would be different.
00:55Oh, listen to her.
00:56Well, why don't you let me use the glasses?
00:58My eyes are just as good as yours are.
01:00Because you exaggerate everything, that's why.
01:02The neck is angular with a gentle pink band running around its face.
01:06The legs are slender, graceful, with a delicate...
01:09Sounds more like you're describing a fashion show than a bird specimen.
01:11You're just jealous because I have a better command of words than you do.
01:14Baloney, my vocabulary of words is just as good as yours.
01:17It is not.
01:18You want to bet?
01:19Yeah.
01:20If you'll permit me to speak, both of you have an excellent command of the English language.
01:25However, if you do not contain yourselves, you will frighten off a specimen which has just arrived.
01:31Where?
01:31I don't see anything.
01:33A few feet to the right of a small tree.
01:36Oh, isn't it beautiful?
01:40All right, well, I'm ready.
01:41We've already cataloged that one.
01:43It's a plump-bellied Dr. Smith sapsucker.
01:45But I don't understand.
01:46Well, here's a golden-tailed Dr. Smith line-dotty and a Dr. Smith bow-finch.
01:51An explanation is simple.
01:53Dr. Smith names all the specimens which he discovers after himself.
01:57That's why I don't ask him to come with me anymore.
02:00Otherwise, every bird on this planet would have Dr. Smith as part of his name.
02:06That spaceship, they're throwing something out of there.
02:08Come on, Will, we'd better get back to the Jupiter, too.
02:11It's luggage, trunks, and suitcases.
02:13Warning!
02:14Warning!
02:15Warning!
02:16Approaching danger!
02:18Warning!
02:22Will, look out!
02:26Oh, Will!
02:28Will!
02:29Are you hurt?
02:30No.
02:33The parachute on that trunk didn't open.
02:35So I see.
02:36The robot.
02:37He saved my life.
02:39Will!
02:39Penny!
02:40Are you all right?
02:43Are you all right?
02:44Yeah.
02:45If it hadn't been for you, I would have been killed.
02:48I have been programmed to protect others.
02:50I only performed as required.
02:54Also, you are my friend.
02:56And you're mine.
02:59Hey, I wonder what's in this trunk.
03:02If there's one way to find out, let's open.
03:12Oh, cards, dice, I've never seen so many gambling things.
03:18I wonder who they belong to.
03:20Oh.
03:22Over there.
03:24Come on.
03:33I hope he's not badly injured.
03:35Computations reveal no serious injuries.
03:38He's probably just stunned from the fall.
03:42Are you all right?
03:43Oh, we're fine, sir.
03:44But I'm not too sure about him.
03:46We saw the spaceship as it passed overhead.
03:48We must have parachuted out of it.
03:50All these things must belong to him.
03:51Oh, he seems to be coming, too.
03:54I wonder what he's doing here.
03:56Well, at least he looks pleasant enough.
03:58Not like some horrible, growling monster.
04:05No.
04:07No!
04:08What's wrong, Dr. Smith?
04:10Oh, no!
04:11It can't be.
04:12It mustn't be.
04:13He's alive!
04:15Oh!
04:16Hey, man!
04:17What's the matter with Smith?
04:18Oh, he looked absolutely terrified.
04:20How do you feel?
04:21He probably doesn't understand our language.
04:23Of course I understand English, young man.
04:28Who are you, sir?
04:31Have no fear, my good people.
04:34Jeremiah Smith is here.
04:47I'll be or her.
04:51Bye.
04:52Bye.
04:53Bye.
04:54Bye.
04:59Bye.
05:06I'll be or her.
05:06Let's go.
05:08Let's go.
05:59Let's go.
06:20Let's go.
06:47Let's go.
07:20Oh.
07:43Let's go.
07:46Let's go.
08:13Let's go.
08:17Let's go.
08:17I'm sorry, Colonel, that the Jupiter 2 hasn't any extra sleeping accommodations, but perhaps
08:21you'd like to try these...
08:22Please don't distress yourself, Professor.
08:24The night is fine and the heavens are sprinkled with stars.
08:27I shall be more than comfortable in my sleeping bag.
08:29All right, then.
08:31We'll see you in the morning.
08:32Pleasant dreams to you all.
08:33Good night.
08:33Good night, Colonel.
08:35Good night.
08:36Good night, Colonel.
08:36Good night.
08:37Good night.
08:38Good night.
08:38Good night.
08:39Sleep well, all of you.
08:41Yes.
08:44Sleep well.
08:46Especially you, Dr. Zachary Smith.
08:52That is, if you can.
09:12Oh, dear. Oh!
09:15I don't know what they're cooking in the galley, but whatever it is, burning.
09:20Burning? Fire! Fire on fire!
09:28Oh, John.
09:29Get the children outside, darling. Yes, I will.
09:33Oh, dear. I shall never survive this excitement. Never. My heart.
09:39Something wrong? Go away!
09:42What a strange fellow he is.
09:46There you go. There's a fire on a Jupiter tube.
09:50A fire?
09:52Why, you know I thought I heard an alarm of some sort.
09:56Well, Professor Robinson and Major Westville take care of it, no doubt.
09:59Was that Dr. Smith I saw running out?
10:01It was indeed. Poor fellow came whopping out of there like he was pursued by a horde of demons.
10:07He must really be shook up to go out alone. Poor Dr. Smith.
10:11Is the fire out?
10:12There wasn't any. Just a lot of smoke.
10:14The release valve in one of the compression units must have slipped.
10:16I thought you checked those out a couple of days ago.
10:18I did it.
10:19You know, something told me there wasn't anything serious going on.
10:23In any event, all's well that ends well, isn't it?
10:26Not for Dr. Smith it isn't. He's wandering in the wilderness somewhere.
10:30I think we should go out and find him.
10:32No, Don and I will do that.
10:34Why don't you all just come back to bed, huh?
10:36Professor Robinson, I find that I have mislaid my sleeping bag until Dr. Smith returns.
10:43I wonder, would you have any objection by using his quarters?
10:45Well, I don't have any objections, but Dr. Smith might.
10:50Oh, I'm sure he would.
10:51How do you know that?
10:52Well, I've made you rest because blood is thicker than water.
10:57And Zachary and I are cousins.
11:00Cousins?
11:38Oh, well.
11:39Oh, I'm sorry, darling. I'm a little beat this morning.
11:41Well, after having been out half the night looking for Dr. Smith, I shouldn't wonder.
11:48Good morning, Jeremiah.
11:51Good morning. A delightful morning, is it?
11:54Colonel?
11:54I'm sorry, you've missed breakfast, but I'll fix you some.
11:57Don't trouble yourself, dear lady. I should just eat twice as much for lunch.
12:02Is my dear cousin about?
12:04No. He hasn't come back to camp yet.
12:06Oh, well, I do so hope nothing happened to him.
12:10I do hope he hasn't fallen off a cliff or been attacked by some ferocious hungry beast.
12:16Colonel, why hadn't you told us that you and Smith were cousins?
12:20Well, now, Professor, I guess I may as well confide in you.
12:24The fact is, Zachary and I had a difference of opinion some years ago, trifling matter, but he never forgave
12:31me.
12:31And I was reluctant to reveal our relationship until I was sure how he was going to receive me.
12:38Well, that's understandable.
12:40By the way, Colonel, Don and I are installing a new transistor unit in the spaceship.
12:45We could use some help.
12:46How? I would so admire to give you assistance.
12:50But, unfortunately, my parachute dropped yesterday agitated an old spinal injury.
12:56Oh, really? Well, your cousin has back trouble, too.
13:00Yes, unfortunately, it's an hereditary characteristic of the entire family.
13:05Of course.
13:06Well, I shall see you good people for lunch.
13:09Fine.
13:12Well, there, without doubt, goes a true Smith.
13:17Oh? How can you tell?
13:18How can I tell?
13:20Quite a violent aversion to work, that's how.
13:22Are there diligently applying yourself, I see, William?
13:26Hi, Colonel Smith.
13:27Don't let me disturb you from your efforts.
13:29Want to do some gardening?
13:31No, thank you. I prefer to be a spectator rather than a participant.
13:35It's sort of fun to help things grow.
13:37No doubt, no doubt. Quaint, too. Very picturesque.
13:42I bet you can't wait to talk to your cousin.
13:44You are so right. I look forward to our meeting with the greatest...
13:47Help me the greatest patient.
13:50You sure are a lot like your cousin, sir.
13:53Well, of course, we spent a great deal of time together as children.
13:57Although, I must confess, I was always vastly the more intelligent of the two.
14:02I'm glad you're here now. Dr. Smith needs family around him.
14:06Yes, he does indeed. And there are very few of us Smiths left, you know.
14:09As a matter of fact, Zachary and I are the last of our illustrious lives.
14:14Oh, that's too bad. But at least you still have each other.
14:18So true.
14:21I have located Dr. Smith.
14:23You have? Where does he take me to him at once? I beg of you.
14:28Is he all right?
14:29Dr. Smith is physically sound, but his mental attitude leaves much to be desired.
14:33Oh, that poor, dear man. I have arrived at just the opportune moment. He really needs me.
14:39Dr. Smith takes the opposite view. I have been told to keep you away from him at all costs.
14:44What?
14:45Are you sure that's what he said?
14:47Positive. I have computed Dr. Smith's attitude toward his cousin.
14:51It consists of suspicion, distrust, contempt, repugnance, and extreme fear.
14:56Utter nonsense. Take me to him at once I demand it. I insist.
15:00My answer is negative.
15:02How dare you? How dare you? How dare he keep me from my cousin?
15:08Let me talk to the robot, sir. Maybe I can change his mind.
15:12Very well, William. You talk to him. You go ahead and talk to him.
15:21underwear, socks, toothbrush, vitamins, shaver.
15:29We are missing something very important. Dr. Smith specifically asked for it.
15:34Hot water bottle.
15:36Good. When Will brings the sandwiches and thermos bottle, I will deliver the basket to Dr. Smith.
15:41I'll go see if they're ready.
15:50Joe, until I met you, I always hated people more than anything.
15:56Oh, now, now, what's the matter?
15:59By the long face. Is something wrong?
16:01Everything is wrong. That ridiculous robot refuses to take me to my cousin, Zachary.
16:05Oh, well, don't worry about it. Dr. Smith is just going through one of his, uh, difficult periods.
16:10I understand, Miss Robinson.
16:12It's just knowing my beloved cousin is so near and yet beyond my reach.
16:18Look, why don't you just sit down here and let me cut you a nice slice of this good cream
16:23pie?
16:23Really, I couldn't. My stomach is just too full up with despair.
16:29Well, at least you differ from Dr. Smith in that respect.
16:31You know, I really think that cream pie is his favorite dessert.
16:34Is that a fact?
16:37Mm-hmm.
16:38Well, now, if Muhammad cannot go to the mountain, he gotta send somebody in his place.
16:47I beg your pardon?
16:48Just an old family saying.
16:50And, Mrs. Robinson, how would you like to do me an inestimable favor?
16:54What's that?
16:55Would you let me have that pie?
16:57But you just said you weren't hungry.
16:58Not for me, for my cousin.
17:00As a token of the deep affection I hold for him.
17:03Well, you most certainly can have it.
17:05Words cannot express my gratitude.
17:08I think I'm just gonna go and put a little message in it for him.
17:12All right.
17:27Where are you, my little friend?
17:31There you are.
17:36I'm not yet, you fool.
17:40I'm gonna just tuck you under there.
17:44Mm-hmm.
17:46Mm-hmm.
17:48Mm-hmm.
17:53Mm-hmm.
17:53Ah.
17:55Here we go.
18:02To Cousin Smith, from Cousin Smith, with the compliments of Cousin Smith.
18:12Hi there.
18:13I was afraid I'd missed you.
18:15Well, we're leaving now, sir.
18:16And you are not allowed to come with us.
18:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:19I know.
18:19But surely there's nothing to prevent my sending my cousin a little present.
18:23That's very nice of you, sir.
18:25Basically, I'm a very kind of man, will you?
18:27Beware of strangers bearing gifts.
18:29Shut up, you.
18:30Who cares what you think?
18:31Now, just watch out that hoof.
18:32Don't drop my pie.
18:34We'll be careful.
18:35Is there anything you'd like me to tell Dr. Smith for you?
18:38Well, no, thank you, William.
18:39I believe my pie will eloquently express my true feelings.
18:43All right.
18:44Come on, robot.
18:52Now, ladies, we have here an ordinary deck of playing cards.
18:56Let's just see if we can't teach them a few little tricks.
19:00Watch closely.
19:01Remember, the hand is quicker than the eye.
19:27If it's the small team, we're back.
19:29Let's show you some assets, all right?
19:29Let's go.
19:29There we go.
19:30There we go.
19:30Where are you, Charlie?
19:31Here we go after another.
19:33Here we go after a while.
19:35Here we go after another day while we're anруз.
19:35oh where'd they go well now I wonder where they did let's see if we can find
19:44maybe we've got one here
19:50oh look at that and another one for you
20:02gee and one for mrs. Robinson
20:10oh boy that's marvelous and one for me the ace is beige
20:21oh what else can you do Colonel Smith oh now my talents are very limited Judy why
20:28don't you show us the one with the dice come up seven every time what when I I
20:34don't think that really interest your mother I have something else however
20:39that might just amuse you I have here three little cones and a little red ball
20:49isn't that the old shell gang Jeremiah yes ma'am I always thought that was
20:55dishonest oh not the way I played and where's the little red ball you tell me
21:04the middle one right you are I told you I was an amateur now mrs. Robinson let's try
21:12just once again and this time miss Robinson you tell me where is the little red ball
21:17um I think it's under that one and so it is let's try it once more and this time why
21:26don't we have a
21:27little wager just to make things 40 enough well well what have we here Colonel
21:31looks like the Colonel's playing that old childhood game button button who's got the button
21:35where do you think it is dad yes let's have the professor decide and whatever you decide
21:41professor I'm gonna bet you wrong you think so huh it's under the right hand cone I saw it
21:47no darling it's in his head I saw it too Colonel oh shucks well you see you can cheat some
21:58of the
21:58people some of the time and the rest of the people you gotta cheat some other time that's all it
22:07was
22:07mr. Robinson just a fun and games well there you are my mechanical friend did you deliver my pie as
22:15instructed I presented it to dr. Smith excellent excellent and dr. Smith sent you back a message yes
22:22here it is yes he also sent you back this feet do your stuff
22:35well now whatever in the world could be in here
22:52what happened are you all right I shall never be the same where'd the explosion come from I have
23:00come close to being done in by a pie and this is all my cousin Zachary's fault he's doing you
23:07knew
23:07that pie was loaded he's done some strange things in his time Colonel but he's never resorted to
23:13violence before hmm there is an explanation it all goes back to great-aunt maude Smith and started
23:19many many long years ago dr. Smith never mentioned any of his relatives to me this information was
23:25revealed when dr. Smith was dictating his memoirs to me a few months ago just who is great-aunt maude
23:31she
23:32was the matriarch of the Smith clan rich arrogant untrustworthy a true Smith yes indeed that charming
23:42little old lady lived 110 I thought she would never pass on to a just reward her last will and
23:49testament provided that the soul surviving Smith would receive her entire fortune millions millions
23:56so surviving air hmm tell me something Colonel just how many members of the Smith family are still
24:02around unfortunately the great dynasty the Smith clan has dwindled down to a precious two I'm sure
24:09Smith's trying to get rid of his cousin Jeremiah so he can get him large millions I don't believe it
24:13dr. Smith may be a lot of things but he's not a murderer how little you know the real dr.
24:18Smith
24:18William one thing still puzzles me why did he run away that was a trick knowing my affection for him
24:28he knew I'd follow so he thought when he got me alone he'd know somehow this still doesn't add up
24:35and until it does Colonel I advise you to stay as far away from your cousin as you possibly can
24:40oh professor Zachary has bitten off a little bit more than he can chew
25:17hello there yeah is little Joe in his residence who is speaking would you please tell him that
25:27Colonel Jeremiah Smith would like the honor of a few words with him yeah just a minute thank you so
25:33much
25:35now Zachary have I got a present for you have I got a little something to tickle your heart
25:43yes little Joe yes well this is Jeremiah Smith little Joe where have you been you owe me money you
25:51bum
25:51now never mind that I have got a deal little Joe have I got a deal I tell you it's
25:59millions millions
26:00that's what you told me the last time yeah yeah I know but this time we can't miss this guy
26:06is my
26:07own cousin little Joe and all you gotta do is send me a gambling machine nothing doing I ain't
26:14interested but this is surefire it's money in the back let me let me explain you the setup my cousin
26:21forget it forget it Smith and don't call me again I'm a busy man
26:37a golden opportunity and that fool refuses to seize it well all right then if little Joe ain't gonna help
26:49I'm just gonna have to find a way to eliminate Zachary by myself
27:01I'm gonna ask Dr. Smith if he put a bomb in that pie he'll tell me the truth
27:05it is my opinion neither Dr. Smith nor his cousin is overly honest
27:12warning danger where what is it you may come from behind those rocks Colonel Smith
27:21big mouth
27:23what are you doing here sir
27:26he has been following us since we left the campsite
27:29we're going to see Dr. Smith wouldn't it be dangerous for you to meet him
27:32very true William but my feelings for Zachary are stronger than my fears
27:38I have made a decision I have decided to renounce my claim to Auntie Maud's fortune
27:44Zachary can just have it all
27:47that's very nice of you
27:49my cousin's friendship means more to me than all the gold in the universe
27:56what did you do that for sir
27:58one never knows when some hidden danger may make its appearance with him it's best to be prepared
28:03I hope the same applies to Dr. Smith
28:06shall we be getting on
28:13oh my feet
28:15my feet are killing me I don't believe I can walk no step
28:18it's not much farther
28:20Dr. Smith has taken refuge in a cave just beyond those rocks ahead
28:24yeah
28:26so now we finally gonna meet at last
28:29well I can hardly wait
28:30Dr. Smith
28:32Dr. Smith
28:33you have visitors
28:34you idiot you won't ruin everything
28:38your dear cousin Jeremiah is here
28:41there he is now
29:05now that was no accident
29:07Jeremiah is lucky to escape with his life
29:10two grown men acting like kids
29:12you know having one Smith around is bad enough
29:14but having two
29:15that could make life impossible
29:17oh you can say that again
29:18every time a door opens I'm afraid it's gonna explode
29:20you know John I've got a suggestion
29:22why don't we let them do what they want to do
29:24what?
29:24sure why not
29:25the world's full of Smiths
29:26two less won't be noticed
29:28now this whole thing's ridiculous
29:30where's Jeremiah now?
29:32he's in Smith's quarters licking his wounds
29:33all right let's get him out of here
29:36what have you got in mind?
29:37well that Morty's will has kept the Smiths divided long enough
29:40it's about time we did something to resolve that situation
29:47Professor Robinson you are leading me to my grave
29:49who knows what that fiendish cousin of mine
29:52might be planning on next huh?
29:53we are going to bury the hatchet
29:55a peaceful solution has already been attempted
29:57as I remember there were ten of us cousins alive at that time
30:00oh what happened?
30:01what happened?
30:02I can only tell you it made the St. Valentine's Day massacre
30:05look like a tea party
30:10now you better let me do all the talking
30:11he may not want to come out if he knows you're with me
30:13this is a mistake my friend
30:18Dr. Smith
30:20it's Professor Robinson
30:22come on out
30:23I want to speak with you
30:24are you sure it's safe?
30:25absolutely
30:31he must stand guard against that monster
30:33no he's here
30:34that's no danger
30:36how little you know
30:37now stop it
30:38we're going to have a conference
30:39a peace conference
30:40your cousin has agreed
30:42I told you he's going to be unreasonable
30:45very well professor you may release me
30:49so Jeremiah
30:50at long last we stand face to face
30:54that's right
30:55you put on a little weight haven't you cuz?
30:57a lot of gray hair too
30:59and you dear curves have never been a prize package
31:03you have aged considerably
31:05now we can dispense with the exchange of compliments gentlemen
31:09we're here to discuss great aunt Maud's will
31:11she always meant to leave her fortune to me
31:13that's a lie
31:14I was always her favorite nephew
31:16she always meant to leave her money to me
31:18after all
31:19who was that her bedside been?
31:21you were
31:21you were?
31:22your lady'd still be alive
31:23one for you
31:24I wouldn't be a bit surprised
31:25if there weren't a little foul play involved
31:28are you accusing me?
31:30you gave her the medicine remember?
31:32and right after that she had the relapse?
31:34the khani's inquest found me innocent
31:36a full miscarriage of justice
31:38I've known you were guilty for years
31:39assassin, murderer, monster
31:41you take that back I'll take you apart
31:43I thrashed you when we were young cells and I can do it again?
31:46I've blooded your nose and I can do that again
31:47I wanted the letters for you!
31:49I'll kill him!
31:49I'll kill him!
31:50I'll kill him!
31:51I'll kill him!
31:51I'll kill him!
31:53I'll kill him!
31:53I'll kill him!
31:54I'll kill him!
31:55I'll kill him!
31:58I'll kill him!
31:58life of ease
31:59we have millions to do with as I have pie
32:03wine
32:03women
32:05souls
32:07an old stance in my way
32:08as one puny smith
32:11if only little Joe would help me
32:15You gotta help me
32:16He just got us
32:33yeah little joe it's me jeremiah smith so it's you again now don't hang up little joe you just
32:41gotta listen to me okay what's the caper oh you always was a real gentleman a little joe
32:48never mind the buttering up job get to the point yeah sure sure sure well now here's the thing
32:53i am due to inherit a great deal of money unfortunately however my cousin is an
33:00obstacle you know the gambler's union doesn't allow us to knock anybody off unless he refuses
33:07to pay off on an honest gambling debt that's a different situation besides your cousin doesn't
33:13owe me anything but he will he will little joe all you gotta do is send down a gambling machine
33:19because zachary is a compulsive gambler that means he can't help himself keep talking well he plays a
33:27machine he loses he can't pay you eliminate him i ain't heard auntie morty's fortune and i take care
33:33of you sounds all right but i'm warning you smith this had better work this one just can't miss i'm
33:42telling okay the machine is on its way
34:00in a short while auntie morty's fortune is gonna be mine
34:11life of ease millions to do with as i please and all that stands in my way is one rather
34:19puny smith
34:23well zachary what do you plan to do about it think apply your brilliant brain to the problem
34:31place your bets place your bets gentlemen i must be hearing things
34:37place your bets place your bets gentlemen
34:42place your bets gentlemen you may be a lucky winner
34:46a winner
34:49a winner
35:12Here!
35:16Well, hi there, cuz.
35:18I feel eight. Eight is the number I feel coming up.
35:21Yes, sir. That's what I'm gonna play.
35:25Man bets on eight. The gentleman wins again.
35:31Jeremiah, can I play too?
35:34Why, sure, just sit right down, make yourself comfortable.
35:38But I don't have any money.
35:39Oh, well.
35:42Your credit's good.
35:44It is? Oh, lovely.
35:46Now, what number shall I bet on? Let me see.
35:50There are 180 days until Christmas, divided by 12, the number of months of the year,
35:56multiplied by the time of day, and subtract 100.
35:58Yes, that is the winning number. Number nine.
36:04The gentleman wins. The house loses.
36:07Ah! Zachary, this is our lucky day.
36:10I think you're right, Jeremiah. I can feel it in my bones.
36:14I think I shall play number six this time.
36:17Number six, number six. I feel you all right.
36:20I'm gonna play number six likewise.
36:22Splendid. What are we waiting for? Number six.
36:26The gentleman wins. The house loses.
36:29Yes, sir.
36:37Oh!
36:39There you go, cousin.
36:40I'm rich, rich, rich, rich, rich.
36:42I told you you would be.
36:48Yeah.
36:49Money, money, money, money.
36:50You have to be kind of hard work winning all this money, don't you, cousin?
36:53Oh, money, money, money, money, money, money.
36:55It's all lovely. I love all this money, money, money, money, money.
37:00You lose.
37:02Well, now, how about that?
37:04We lose. Well, it's kind of nice for just for us.
37:07I don't like it.
37:10Well, we won't lose much, I don't suppose.
37:12We had better not, Jeremiah.
37:15I've become quite accustomed to all of this lovely, lovely money.
37:22The gentleman lose again.
37:25Again? I just can't understand that.
37:28Oh, I need a number. I need a good number. A number. Seven.
37:31Seven, Jeremiah. What do you say to seven?
37:32Seven, fine. You go and play seven.
37:35I'm sorry, gentlemen. You've reached the end of your credit.
37:38Oh! One more time. You've got to give us a chance to get even.
37:41Just once more, that's all we're asking.
37:44House rules, gentlemen. No more credit.
37:48I have a wristwatch. Will you take a wristwatch?
37:51This is not a pawn shop. Have you anything else of value?
37:54No, I don't. Yes, I do.
37:56I'm part owner of a spaceship. It's worth a fortune.
37:59I accept your wager. Make your bet.
38:02Oh, dear, dear machine. Be good to me.
38:05I need a number. A really good number. A very good number. Number...
38:09Five! That's number five.
38:11Another loser.
38:14We are wiped out.
38:15Now we've got to go on playing, cousin. You know that.
38:18I have a feeling we're going to win. I tell you what.
38:22We play our inheritance. We bet the money Andy Maude left us.
38:26That's brilliant, Jeremiah. It's a brilliant idea. We'll have twice as much money.
38:29Why, sure. You pick the number.
38:33No, it's your turn. Besides, you were always the lucky one.
38:38Had an 007 strike you. 007. Yes. Absolutely perfect.
38:44The number is 007.
38:46You pull a lever. No, I just couldn't, cousin. I'm completely exhausted.
38:50We'll pull it together.
38:51Spend it.
38:52And we have another loser.
38:55No!
38:58Cousin, we are ruined. Gone. All gone. I can't believe it.
39:03Do you wish to continue playing, gentlemen?
39:05Oh, no, no. We have had it.
39:07Then you must settle your account.
39:09Oh.
39:11I'm afraid you'll have to wait just for a little while.
39:13You see, we do not get Aunt Maude's money until only one smith is left.
39:17And that will be a long time from now.
39:20That's right.
39:21But there are still two of us, and we're both healthy.
39:23Oh, very healthy.
39:27Well, what are you doing?
39:29Since I cannot collect my money while both of you are alive, one of you must be eliminated.
39:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, but not me. Him. We made a deal, remember?
39:39Jeremiah, you're a beast. You call little Joe, he'll explain.
39:43I'll tell you.
39:43No! Don't leave me!
39:52Then I shall eliminate you.
39:54No, no, no, no. I'll pay. I'll pay. Just bear me, please.
39:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:58Jeremiah!
39:58Jeremiah, I'm stuck!
40:00Help me, Jeremiah!
40:01Help me, Jeremiah!
40:02Oh, Jeremiah!
40:02Oh, Jeremiah!
40:04Oh, Jeremiah!
40:05I'll pay you back if it's not lasting!
40:07I do!
40:08You beast!
40:09Oh!
40:11I'll pay you back for this, Jeremiah!
40:13Get out of my way!
40:14You just wait!
40:15I'll take it!
40:16No!
40:23Hurry up, Jeremiah! That inferral thing will catch us!
40:26Oh, good heavens!
40:28Where do you think you're going?
40:29There's no time for explanations. We're all in deadly danger.
40:32Would you mind explaining what this is all about?
40:34The machine is coming. We all going to be destroyed.
40:36What machine?
40:37We must arm ourselves.
40:38Look, I'm still waiting for an explanation.
40:41We're innocent victims of a mechanical thief.
40:43And our barnacle monster has cheated us. I'm hurting.
40:46And now it wants to kill one of us so it can be paid off.
40:49I demand to be paid.
40:51Come forward or I'll destroy the spaceship.
40:54And it can do it, too.
40:55Why don't you go out there and just give yourself up, Zachary?
40:58Then the rest of us could survive.
41:00You got me into this. You make the sacrifice.
41:02You coward!
41:03We're all going out, gentlemen.
41:05Well, wait till I get my coat on anywhere so I can die with a little dignity.
41:11All right, gentlemen.
41:15For the last time I warn you, pay me.
41:19One of you must be destroyed.
41:22I'm too young to die. My whole life is ahead of me.
41:24I'm young and he has not got more to live for.
41:27Liar! It's a lie. He's the eldest.
41:29You have gambled and lost. Now I want to collect.
41:32We'll pay. We'll pay. But you must give us more time.
41:35That's right. Until one of us inherits Andy Moore's fortune.
41:39Now I understand.
41:41Dr. Smith has also gambled and lost his portion of the spaceship.
41:46His portion of it is now mine.
41:49Forgive me, Professor. I didn't know what I was doing.
41:51Which Smith shall I eliminate?
41:54Just a minute.
41:56How about giving them a chance to get even?
41:58They have nothing left to wager.
42:00Well, there must be some other way to resolve this.
42:01I am not programmed to resolve anything.
42:03Only to gamble, forcibly collect, or destroy those refusing to pay up.
42:09All right.
42:11Would you be willing to gamble against me?
42:13Your friendly universal gambling machine is always ready to accept any kind of action.
42:18What is your wager?
42:27I'll put up the rest of the spaceship to cover their losses.
42:30John!
42:31The bet is acceptable to me.
42:34Select your number, sir, and pull the lever.
42:37I don't think I care for those odds.
42:39Playing against a computer in its own game.
42:42Perhaps this time we'll try my game.
42:44Nothing was said of this in your wager.
42:46You said you'd take any kind of action.
42:48And you do want to get paid, don't you?
42:49Well, very well.
42:51What gambling game shall we play?
42:53I'll get it.
43:03John, you're not going to risk gambling away the spaceship, are you?
43:07Well, I can't let the machine kill Jeremiah Smith, can I?
43:11But...
43:16What are you going to do?
43:17I've got to find him first.
43:19Ah, here they are.
43:41Now, it's really very simple.
43:42I have in my right hand...
43:45three cups.
43:46To my left, a little ball.
43:49I'm going to place the little ball under one of the cups.
43:52All you've got to do is tell me where it is.
43:54Seems easy enough.
43:55All right, watch my hands closely.
43:58Suppose we lose.
43:59Oh, shut up and think good.
44:01Oh, those.
44:07All right.
44:09Take your pick.
44:10The ball rests under the center cut.
44:12Are you sure?
44:13That is my decision.
44:15Well, let's find out.
44:19Oh!
44:20We're saved!
44:21Saved!
44:22Oh!
44:23Oh!
44:25Oh!
44:27Oh!
44:32Well, I've just been through one of the most awful moments of my life.
44:35Well, all of living is a gamble, Maureen.
44:37Oh!
44:38Oh, Professor Robinson, you were wonderful.
44:40I had no idea you were so skillful at the games of chance.
44:42Well, I'm not.
44:43I went to school with a boy whose father owned a carnival.
44:46He taught me how to work the shells.
44:47Tell me, Professor.
44:49Where is that little old red ball?
44:51Hmm?
44:52Why do you think it is?
44:54This end.
44:55This end.
44:55So I put it there.
44:57Well, let's find out.
45:02Oh!
45:04Then it must be under the last one.
45:06Of course it's under the last one.
45:08Where else would it be?
45:12I don't believe it.
45:13I don't believe there was any ball under any shell.
45:17How dare you make such an accusation against me, sir?
45:20He's right.
45:22You cheated!
45:24You say I did.
45:25I say I didn't.
45:27Let's leave it at that.
45:33Well, cousin.
45:34I certainly got us out of that one, didn't I?
45:37Darling.
45:38Yes.
45:41Was the little ball really under the last cup?
45:44Maureen, there are some things that a man must keep to himself.
45:48That's one of them.
46:03Lunch is ready.
46:09Help!
46:10Help!
46:11Help!
46:12Help!
46:12Help!
46:12Oh!
46:13Oh, I never thought I'd make it.
46:14You may thank your lucky stars I survived.
46:16It was awful.
46:17What was awful?
46:18Space monsters out there.
46:20Positively dreadful.
46:21I escaped only with the skin of my teeth.
46:23Oh, my favorite comestible.
46:26Oh, my favorite comestible.
46:27Space ragu with mushrooms.
46:30It appears to me, sir, that you deliberately moved that platter out of my reach.
46:33Well, it appears to me that you were sent to bring in a cart of cobalt off of the rocket
46:37tubes.
46:37Now, where is it?
46:38I told you there were space monsters out there.
46:40Correction.
46:41There were no space monsters.
46:43I was observing Dr. Smith.
46:45He was sleeping.
46:46He did no work.
46:48I'll attend to you later, you infamous informer.
46:51Very well, Professor.
46:52There were no space monsters.
46:55I merely decided that the menial task of grubbing up ore was beneath my dignity.
46:59And now, if you please, I'm famished.
47:01No, you lead after you grub up that ore.
47:03Oh, John, can't it wait?
47:05It's his favorite, and I fixed it especially for him.
47:08No, darling, it's about time that the good doctor developed a sense of responsibility.
47:13Very well, Professor.
47:14I accept your ultimatum.
47:15Rather than turn myself into a beast of burden, I shall die of starvation.
47:19Ha!
47:20No, no, don't try to dissuade me.
47:22The die is cast.
47:23As of this very moment, I'm on a hunger strike to the bitter end.
47:27But before I begin, you surely wouldn't begrudge me just one little crust of bread, would you?
47:34Go get the ore.
47:37Just you.
47:38Wait.
47:42Oh, a man of my quality being tossed into hard labor indeed.
47:46Dr. Smith.
47:47I brought you my dessert.
47:49Oh, bless you, my boy.
47:50Bless you.
47:54Ah.
47:55Hmm.
47:56Lovely, delicious.
47:58You could have brought some coffee too, you know.
48:01Some kind of spaceship.
48:04Oh, Bobby!
48:05Oh!
48:06Over there!
48:07Hey!
48:07We're being invaded!
48:38Come on!
48:40We was once in a row.
48:41Oh!
48:45Yeah!
48:58You could be love alone.
48:59Oh!
48:59Oh!
49:00Oh!
49:02Oh!
49:02Oh!
49:03Oh!
49:04Oh!
49:05Oh!
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