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00:00Will you marry me?
00:02Vicky?
00:03We both know you're not gonna marry Rona.
00:06Why not?
00:07Because you want me.
00:09Hey, hey, no, no, settle down!
00:11If X equals ten, then...
00:15You just need to get your confidence up.
00:17Teenagers, they smell fear.
00:19Yeah, and I'll reek.
00:21I thought we said it wasn't going to be a date.
00:23Well, yes, we did, but we're here.
00:25And I'm wearing a shirt.
00:27I know. It's good, honey.
00:29I've got a visitor. Mum's back.
00:31Rob, good to see you. It's been a while.
00:54Naomi?
00:59Look, I, uh...
01:03I need to know when you're gonna leave.
01:05I'm not putting up with empty cupboards a day longer.
01:07Now I can make you a decent breakfast.
01:11You're not doing this.
01:14You're not gonna make a fool of me again.
01:16So just pack your bags.
01:17You're not like you did last time.
01:19And leave. Please.
01:21I didn't even wanna come to school today.
01:22You don't ever wanna come to school.
01:23Well, will you start going at each other's throats?
01:24It's hurtful.
01:25I'll swing for the perio.
01:26I'm not supposed to concentrate on anything.
01:27Especially with the car case today.
01:28Just try, will you?
01:29Show me.
01:30It'll be over soon, I promise.
01:31Yeah.
01:32And then my life will be over.
01:33We'll be back in an hour or so, okay?
01:34Good.
01:35And we walked along the river in the sun, by the way.
01:36Why don't you just let me see me grandchildren?
01:37Mum.
01:38You can drop that for the stars because you're not a big girl.
01:39You're not a big girl.
01:40I'll swing for the perio.
01:41I'll swing for the perio.
01:42I was supposed to concentrate on anything.
01:43Especially with the car case today.
01:44Just try, will you?
01:45Show me.
01:46It'll be over soon, I promise.
01:47Yeah.
01:48And then my life will be over.
01:49We'll be back in an hour or so, okay?
01:52You good.
01:53And we walked along the river in the sun.
01:58Why don't you just let me see me grandchildren?
02:01Mum?
02:02You can drop that for the stars because you're not a big girl.
02:03Stop that for a start, because you're no daughter of mine.
02:06It's you that's caused all of this.
02:09You're trying to get right over my kids with your stupid application for residence.
02:13I don't care what you say.
02:15Nothing changes the fact that I brought them up.
02:19I'll see you in court.
02:20I'll see you in hell.
02:24Do you know, the more I see you, the more I think you're so like your dad.
02:29Oh, don't keep freezing me out, son.
02:33Well, stop pretending everything's okay, then.
02:38I bet you've got all the girls chasing after you, eh?
02:42I wish you'd tell me if your dad's seeing anyone.
02:45Ask him yourself.
02:47Just a sec, son.
02:52I'm not letting you mess with his head.
02:54Have you got that?
02:55This isn't about Aidan, is it?
02:58Oh, what, it's about me?
03:00Do you think I want you back?
03:02Is that what your therapist told you?
03:04Well, I'd ask for a refund.
03:07You're a runner, Naomi.
03:09It's what you are.
03:10The moment things get tough, you are out that door.
03:12You can call that whatever you want,
03:14but I don't want my son thinking that's the right way to be.
03:17So what should I do, Rob?
03:18Just disappear?
03:20Then what?
03:20You can pretend I don't exist?
03:22Yeah, it's better than you coming and...
03:23Go in whenever you please.
03:24I know what I've done.
03:27To both of you, I have to live with that every day.
03:30Please.
03:33Let me make it up to you.
03:34I love you, Rob.
03:45Always I've done.
03:47And I know you still love me.
03:50I don't want you here when I get back.
03:52He still loves you.
03:58How sad is that?
04:00I'm rolling in the big guns on this one.
04:03Who?
04:04Richard Whitman.
04:05No pressure, then.
04:07Just the Director of Education.
04:08I can't wait to see his face when he sees what we're building here.
04:12What other school's going to have a cafe
04:13open to the whole community night and day?
04:16Just hope it brings everyone together.
04:18Kids, pupils, mums and dads.
04:20Grandparents.
04:22Speaking of which,
04:23I think the courts decide what's going to happen to the twins today.
04:28Mrs Mansfield?
04:30Thanks for volunteering today.
04:33Could Mr Meade and I have a word with you in my office?
04:36Yeah, sure.
04:38Obviously, we're concerned about how the court's decision
04:41is going to affect the girls.
04:43Particularly Shona.
04:44Yeah, she's very close to her now, isn't she?
04:46I was 13 when I fell pregnant with Shona and Rona.
04:52Ever since, she's had her claws in them.
04:56Okay, I went off the rails.
04:58And yes, my mother brought my twins up.
05:01But I'm a different person now.
05:04We hear that you've got a new boyfriend.
05:07Best thing that's ever happened to me.
05:09To me and the girls.
05:11But she just wanted to ruin everything for us,
05:13steal my kids from me.
05:14That's why I've had to fight the old cow.
05:17Excuse me French.
05:18It's a shame it's come to this.
05:20Believe me, I've tried everything.
05:22Being reasonable, begging her.
05:24But no, she's like that.
05:27Well, let's hope we'll find a way through this.
05:30Yeah.
05:31If only for Shona and Rona's sakes.
05:33I'll let you know how it goes, Mrs. Fisher.
05:43Uh, take him off.
05:45If you don't feel sick enough for her, Ellie.
05:47Yeah, you're always feeling sick.
05:49Only when I look at you.
05:50Well, from now on then, don't bother looking.
05:51Bag your face up or something, yeah?
05:52Pipe down, you two.
05:54Well, if it was up to me, I'd never see you again.
05:56I'd just go and live with Nan like I wanted.
05:58Yeah, you would do that, wouldn't you?
05:59Because you're a selfish, you know what?
06:00And you don't give a stop about how Mum's feeling.
06:02Mum didn't care about me when she banished us from Nan.
06:05Shut up!
06:06Who are you shouting at?
06:08He's shouting at you.
06:09Because some of us want to learn something.
06:11Yeah, see?
06:12See?
06:13You're disrupting everyone's education.
06:16Well, if you could teach,
06:17we wouldn't be talking then, would we?
06:19Oh, right.
06:20So you do want to learn.
06:21Well, you can...
06:23Go and stand up there in that corner.
06:26Good, get her away from me.
06:27I want to get away from you!
06:29Right, everyone.
06:29Your favourite subject and mine?
06:32Quadratic equations.
06:34So, let's find where the graph
06:36y equals 3x squared minus 6x minus 3
06:39crosses the x-axis.
06:41These tickets are going for a fortune on y.
06:43Yeah, I know.
06:45Don't know how, but Aidan managed to sort it.
06:47Aren't I the lucky one?
06:50Yeah, if anyone knows how to play him,
06:51it's smooth boy Scotch, yeah?
06:52Mm, well, he definitely does it for me.
06:55You can thank me properly later.
06:59How do you manage to look so good in your work gear?
07:04You want to see me without it?
07:06What can I say?
07:08Unbelievable, mate.
07:08Honestly.
07:09Anyway, back to the real world.
07:13There's a car boot sale that sent Jude's primary tonight,
07:15if you're up for it.
07:16No.
07:18Well, we can't go splashing out on new furniture for our place
07:20now we're saving up for the big day.
07:21I'll be looking for you.
07:27Oh, yeah?
07:29I was held up at home.
07:32Again?
07:32Mm, yeah.
07:34A few problems with the house.
07:37Anything in particular you wanted?
07:40Yeah, I was really impressed
07:42by your enthusiasm for education.
07:47And I just think that the school could really use some of that.
07:51And I wanted to know whether you'd like to try your hand
07:54at being a teaching assistant.
07:56You could start today
07:58and sit in on a couple of classes, if you like.
08:02Today?
08:04Er, what about the cafe?
08:07Well, you'd still need to be site manager,
08:10but, um, I think you could do both.
08:15And, um, then if you liked,
08:18we could, uh, talk about it
08:21over some dinner
08:22and a glass of wine tonight.
08:26Karen, I...
08:27I don't know.
08:29I, um...
08:31Oh, no.
08:32Don't worry.
08:34It's no obligation.
08:38Yes, there is.
08:39That sounds too good to miss.
08:45Well, finish up what you're doing here
08:47and, um...
08:48I tell you what,
08:49you can have a baptism of fire
08:50and sit in on Miss Chowdhury's glass.
08:56I thought you'd like that.
08:58If you look hard enough,
09:09you can apply quadratics
09:10to lots of different situations in life.
09:13Er, for example,
09:14scoring.
09:16Yeah.
09:17Er, er, a quadratics curve
09:19can demonstrate the speed
09:20at which a football travels
09:21when, when Rooney smacks it
09:23into the back of the net.
09:24What would you know about scoring?
09:25What girl would go near him?
09:30All right, all right.
09:32Settle down.
09:32Probably never, ever
09:34even done it.
09:36Turn to page 26, please.
09:38Like a virgin
09:39Tanks for the very first time
09:43All right.
09:44Like a virgin
09:46When your heart beats
09:49next to mine
09:51What a racket.
09:53What are you trying to say
09:53if we can't sing, sir?
09:54Ronan and Shona
09:55are well sick at singing.
09:57Well, a shame
09:57they're not well sick at maths.
09:59In fact,
09:59they're crap.
10:01Well, at least I'm not
10:02a big, fat, moron.
10:04No, I'm just a poison little dwarf.
10:10I'm going to Miss Fisher about this.
10:11Miss, Mr. Charkin sorted me.
10:23Did he now?
10:24He can't be a poison dwarf.
10:28Well,
10:28not that I would excuse anyone
10:37for insulting you.
10:39Take a seat, Shona.
10:41Was he
10:43responding to something
10:45you might have said to him?
10:47I can't, in fact...
10:49Right.
10:50Well,
10:51teachers have feelings too.
10:52Look,
10:56I know things are really difficult
10:59at home for you
11:00at the moment.
11:02They're horrible.
11:04But I can't allow you
11:06to disrupt classes
11:07because of it.
11:09And I know that might sound
11:10really hard,
11:11but we all have to
11:12obey the rules.
11:14Even I do.
11:15I do.
11:19Yeah, come on now.
11:20Can you dry your tears?
11:26I'll walk you back to your class.
11:29You can apologise
11:30to Mr. Chalk.
11:32Hmm?
11:35Oh.
11:37Is everything alright?
11:39Yeah, I'm just going to
11:39chat with Shona.
11:41I've not seen my nanny in ages.
11:43It's like she's died
11:44or something.
11:46I know it's not easy,
11:47Shona, but
11:47after about a year or so,
11:49you'll be able to make up
11:50your own mind
11:51who you want to live with.
11:53Cos if I choose my mum,
11:54then my nan will hate me.
11:56And if I choose my nan,
11:57then my mum will hate me.
11:59Your nan
12:00and your mum
12:00will sort out their differences
12:02because they love you both.
12:06Come on.
12:07Let's get you back.
12:08Chris, can you find some cover
12:17for Daniel?
12:18I don't want him messing up
12:19when Richard's here.
12:20Er, well, we could do with him
12:21in the cafe.
12:21Things are a bit hectic.
12:24What?
12:24You want to make an impression
12:25on Richard, don't you?
12:30Stop!
12:31I'm warning you!
12:32Hey, please!
12:42Mr. Joel?
12:51I know, I know.
12:53I shouldn't have said what I said.
12:54I'm sorry, Shona.
12:56Shona?
12:56I'm sorry, sir.
13:02In you go.
13:03Hey, great little double act
13:04you got with your sister there.
13:08Trading insults
13:09with a pupil
13:09is highly unprofessional.
13:11She was winding me up, right?
13:12You're struggling, Daniel,
13:14and I can't allow
13:15the pupil's education to suffer.
13:17No, that's just the way I teach,
13:18you know,
13:19bit of banter,
13:20bit of joshing.
13:21Your classes are borderline chaotic.
13:23You need to assert yourself.
13:25I want you to hook up
13:26with the volunteers
13:27and sixth form
13:28in the cafe today.
13:30You're suspending me
13:31from teaching.
13:32They need someone
13:34to keep them on schedule.
13:36Well, yeah, but...
13:37The cafe's very important.
13:39The director of education
13:40is coming along
13:41to see it later.
13:43There's a lot resting on it.
13:47Right.
13:48I'll be back later
13:49to finish off.
13:50All right, thank you.
13:52You ready?
13:54Yeah, I think so.
13:55I told you there'd be a winner.
13:57My mother's application
13:58for residence
13:58has been denied.
13:59If she tries
14:00to come near us again,
14:01I'll make sure
14:02she ends up in jail.
14:03Wait till I tell the girls.
14:05Would you mind waiting
14:06until after school
14:07to tell them?
14:08Only,
14:08Shola's been in a bit
14:09of trouble today already.
14:10What is it this time?
14:15I've just had a tongue
14:16lashing off Karen.
14:18Oh?
14:20Basically told me to my face
14:21I'm a crap teacher.
14:22Karen said that?
14:24Yeah, so she stuck me out here
14:25in the community cafe
14:26where I can't do any damage.
14:28Well, there's a job to do here.
14:31I don't know why I'm
14:31rather coming in
14:32day after day after...
14:34Why do you?
14:35It's my last chance, Rob.
14:36I can't pull it off of you.
14:39It's back to the box room
14:40at me, Mum and Dad's.
14:42Or life is over.
14:43Daniel,
14:44will you get a grip?
14:45This cafe is Karen's
14:47grand plan.
14:48So it needs to be
14:49something special.
14:50When you pull that off,
14:52you are so back
14:53in Karen's good books.
14:55Think about it.
15:03What's going on?
15:05You and her
15:05having a big night out.
15:06You never mentioned
15:06anything to me.
15:07Ah, she's forcing me into it.
15:09You know what she's like.
15:11She's not my case.
15:18You know I'd rather
15:19go with you.
15:20Yeah?
15:21Why aren't you taking me then?
15:23And why have you not
15:23told Jess about us?
15:24She said you were going to.
15:25Just let me get
15:26tonight out of the way
15:27and I'll tell her.
15:31What are you doing?
15:34I couldn't miss it.
15:34See this man
15:36Take his hand
15:38He will lead you
15:40to the promised land
15:42If you go
15:44You will see
15:45I'm sorry to interrupt
15:47Miss Chowdhury.
15:48Mr Scotcher
15:49will be assisting you today.
15:52My radiator's working fine.
15:55No, he wants to see
15:57how a classroom works.
15:58It's for his PGCE.
16:01Well, thank you.
16:02But I don't need any help.
16:05Well, he will only be observing.
16:07And I know how much you like
16:09to give your colleagues
16:10the benefit of your
16:11experience.
16:16Mrs Fisher
16:17After the appraisal you gave me
16:20you're surprised to trust me
16:21with a new recruit.
16:22Hi.
16:33Give out those of mice and men
16:34will you, Mr Scotcher?
16:36You do know the text,
16:37I take it.
16:38Is that the one about
16:41the two blogs
16:41looking for work in California
16:42during the Great Depression?
16:45Yeah, there's a
16:46there's a character called George
16:47it's really clever
16:48and then there's
16:50Lenny
16:51he's a bit
16:52doolally-tabler.
16:54Anyway, they've got this plan
16:56to get themselves
16:56a piece of land
16:57and as the title states
17:00some plans can go off track.
17:02The best laid schemes
17:05of mice and men
17:06gone after Glee
17:07and lay us not
17:08but grief and pain
17:09for promised joy.
17:12That's Robbie Burns.
17:14Do my essay if you want.
17:16Sir, you can help me.
17:17No, me.
17:32What's she doing here?
17:38Mum's gonna flip.
17:38Stop it!
17:48It's your mother, love.
17:50She got her own way.
17:51She's gonna stop me
17:53seeing you and Rona.
17:54So I just wanted to tell you
17:56how much I love you.
17:58Tell that to your sister
17:59even if she doesn't want to see me.
18:01Where are you going?
18:03What are you doing?
18:05I'm coming with you, Nan.
18:12Can I have a bit of quiet, please?
18:14I hope it's the fat controller.
18:16Yeah.
18:17Now, I know you've all been
18:18giving you specific jobs
18:19but what I'm looking for
18:21is someone, some volunteers
18:22to help me with a little idea
18:24that I've had.
18:25I thought we
18:26could put on a little show
18:28here, tonight.
18:31I'm kind of a show.
18:32Well, I know a couple
18:33of cracking little singers
18:34in the school.
18:35We could build a stage here,
18:37couldn't we?
18:37Eh?
18:38Does anyone know anything
18:39about music?
18:40I do.
18:41Right, good.
18:42You can build a sound system, eh?
18:44Blast the place.
18:45Aiden, will you go and get
18:47some mics and speakers
18:48for music?
18:49You might need some cables
18:49as well.
18:52Well, come on, everyone.
18:52Don't you stand there.
18:53Armageddon.
19:08Imagine it.
19:09The lot of us
19:10wiped out in a flash.
19:13Now, what would you leave
19:14behind to show people
19:16who you really were
19:19that, um,
19:21that represented
19:23your generation,
19:25Miss Fisher.
19:26We are supposed to be
19:27practising speaking
19:28and listening,
19:29not touching
19:29and feeling.
19:33Oh, dear, oh, dear.
19:35Right, swap around,
19:36change partners,
19:37listen to what they have
19:38to say.
19:39Oh, likewise.
19:40What about now?
19:50Okay.
19:51That'll do it.
19:54You must know
19:55I am all over the place
19:57right now.
19:58I knew it.
19:58Nothing but mine.
19:59Mum,
20:00came home the other day.
20:03Mum, why didn't you tell me?
20:04I was just trying to,
20:05I was just trying to work out
20:06how it made me feel,
20:08to be honest.
20:08She can't just come
20:11running back
20:11after all that.
20:13Has she said anything?
20:14Where she's been,
20:14why she didn't?
20:17Shagdon's going on.
20:20Look, I'm sorry, Agent.
20:23It must be a nightmare.
20:26Do you want to talk about it?
20:28It might be an idea.
20:33Something nice and
20:34private, yeah.
20:37Oh, respite.
20:38from the futility
20:40of attempting
20:41to bestow
20:42academic
20:42enlightenment
20:44on you lot.
20:53Well, did you impress?
20:55I did my best.
20:57Probably not good enough
20:58for Elna Chowdhury.
21:00Mind you,
21:01I don't think
21:01an Oxford don
21:02would come up
21:02to her standards.
21:03She can be a bit...
21:04Up herself?
21:04Well, I wouldn't
21:07put it like that.
21:09So, we don't want
21:10to burn you out
21:11too soon.
21:12After Tom's class,
21:13do you want to get
21:14back to the cafe?
21:15Yeah.
21:16Oh, Karen,
21:16about Daniel.
21:20Yes,
21:20what do I know?
21:23But I think
21:23there's a good teacher
21:24there
21:24really struggling
21:26to get out.
21:27You've got a very
21:29kind heart, Rob.
22:02Hey,
22:19they'll never find us
22:20in here.
22:22Oh, we are.
22:23Sit down.
22:24You might bring me
22:24some luck.
22:26Fantastic.
22:27You've won your case,
22:28Bette.
22:29No.
22:29They've only gone
22:31and given soul
22:32resident to Sandy,
22:33haven't they?
22:34Shona said she's
22:35not going to let
22:36this happen, you know.
22:37Good for you, Shona.
22:38It's an absolute disgrace.
22:39Okay, everybody,
22:41eyes down.
22:42We're not playing
22:43with 79
22:44because he's stuck.
22:47Hey, we'll have
22:48to make an appeal,
22:49okay?
22:50And I need you
22:51to tell everybody
22:52exactly what you
22:53told me,
22:53that you're not
22:54going to let this
22:55happen.
22:56No.
22:57No, I'm not, then.
22:58It's 64.
23:00Oh, I'm going to get
23:01into a lot of trouble
23:02all night
23:02for taking you
23:03away from school.
23:05No.
23:06It's me who's
23:06going to get it.
23:08Especially with mum
23:08at school all night.
23:10Your mum?
23:11Yeah, she's helping
23:12out at some
23:12community cath thing.
23:14Community cath?
23:15What's all that about,
23:16say?
23:17There's going to be
23:18some open do thing
23:20today, after school.
23:21Kelly's eyes.
23:24No, but no.
23:25Thanks, after this ticket,
23:26we're going back
23:27to the school.
23:27I thought I was
23:28coming to live with me.
23:29Yeah, let me get
23:29everything sorted out.
23:31Hey, did I just hear
23:32her say monkey's cousin?
23:33Yeah.
23:34You got it, then?
23:35I always said
23:36you were lucky.
23:38I'm sorry,
23:39you don't have
23:40an appointment.
23:41Make me one, then.
23:42Don't work like that.
23:43She's been dead busy
23:44today.
23:44You're looking on
23:45later on in the week
23:46unless it's urgent.
23:47Fine, darling.
23:48It's urgent.
23:49Well, you didn't
23:49say that before.
23:50Look, I want to talk
23:52to the head of this
23:53school about my son.
23:55Is that really too
23:56complicated for you
23:57to process?
24:00I'm sorry.
24:01Who's your son?
24:02Aidan Scotcher.
24:03He must be
24:04Mrs Fisher.
24:09So, you're staying
24:11at Rob's house?
24:13I'm staying at
24:14my house.
24:16Oh, I see.
24:16I was under the
24:19impression that
24:20you were separated.
24:22Rob tell you that,
24:23did he?
24:24I only need to
24:25look at your face.
24:27Look.
24:29Naomi.
24:30Naomi, I've
24:31got a school to run
24:33and I'm up to
24:34here at the moment.
24:36My husband's a very
24:37attractive man,
24:38Mrs Fisher,
24:38so don't beat
24:39yourself up.
24:40You've fallen for him.
24:42I beg your pardon?
24:43The thing is,
24:46Rob's always been
24:46a one-woman man.
24:48It's just,
24:49I haven't been well
24:49lately.
24:50I had a bit of a
24:51breakdown.
24:52But I'm back now
24:53and I'd ask you
24:55to give me and my
24:56family some space
24:57to sort things out.
25:02Thanks.
25:02So, she's
25:15living with you?
25:16Mm-hmm.
25:18Yeah.
25:19It's not for long.
25:20It's just till
25:21she gets herself
25:22sorted.
25:24Well, fine.
25:25I mean,
25:26it's none of my
25:27business.
25:27OK, can I...
25:28she walked out
25:30on us.
25:32Me and Aidan.
25:34I, um...
25:35I woke up one
25:36morning and she
25:37said she didn't
25:38love me anymore.
25:39Packed her bags.
25:41Bang, that was it.
25:42She was gone.
25:46She said she'd
25:46had some sort
25:47of breakdown?
25:49Well, that's her
25:50just trying to
25:50sell the conscience,
25:52looking for sympathy.
25:54There was another
25:54man.
25:54Do you still...
26:02I mean...
26:05No.
26:08I hated her
26:09for what she did.
26:13But it's complicated.
26:15You don't need
26:15to tell me.
26:17I've been there.
26:19Karen.
26:20I've been
26:20looking for you.
26:22Shona Mansfield's
26:23run off with her nan.
26:24I need you
26:24in the office.
26:27What's all this?
26:28Me mother's
26:28kidnapped or Shona?
26:29It's hardly
26:30kidnapping.
26:31Isn't it?
26:31Calm down,
26:32Mrs Mansfield.
26:33I'm calling
26:34the police.
26:34Please,
26:35don't waste
26:36their time.
26:36Erm,
26:37Mrs Mansfield.
26:41Are you alright?
26:43Get off me,
26:44Mum.
26:44Where is she?
26:45It's my fault,
26:45OK?
26:46I got in her car.
26:47Oh, what?
26:47And she couldn't
26:48get you out?
26:48Don't give me that.
26:49She brought me
26:49here, didn't she?
26:50Do you want
26:51to take the girls
26:51home,
26:52Mrs Mansfield?
26:53No.
26:53I'm going to
26:54carry on
26:54helping out
26:55with the cafe.
26:55It's a great idea.
26:57It's just a pity
26:57we're not going
26:58to be using it.
27:00Why is that?
27:01Look,
27:01I'm not letting
27:02your nan
27:02rule our lives
27:03any more.
27:05My fella's
27:06got a promotion.
27:07We're going
27:08to be moving
27:08to Scotland.
27:09Scotland?
27:10It's not as bad
27:10as it sounds.
27:11Nah,
27:11no way.
27:12I'm not eating
27:12haggis.
27:13You know,
27:14I think you need
27:14to spend some time
27:15with each other.
27:16Then maybe the girls
27:17can come and help
27:17me in the cafe
27:18where I can keep
27:19an eye on them.
27:19definitely.
27:21Don't pretend
27:21like you care
27:22because when
27:23have you ever
27:24cared for me
27:25or Rona?
27:27I hate you.
27:28Look,
27:28don't be like this,
27:29Shona.
27:29I don't ever
27:30want to see you
27:30again.
27:34I'll get off.
27:39Mr Meade,
27:40good afternoon.
27:41Mr Whitman?
27:41Please,
27:42call me Richard.
27:43Er,
27:43welcome.
27:44You'll find Karen
27:45just through there.
27:52Richard.
27:53You sound surprised
27:54to see me.
27:54Have I got my dates
27:55wrong?
27:56Oh,
27:56not easily.
27:58I was expecting
27:59you at half past
28:00two.
28:00This community
28:01cafe idea
28:02sounds just
28:02fantastic.
28:03Well,
28:04we're hoping.
28:05But the opening
28:06ceremony isn't
28:07until after school.
28:09Well,
28:09I'd like to give
28:09myself plenty of
28:10time to see
28:11the other good
28:11things you've
28:12done after all
28:13that bad press
28:14we had last
28:14week.
28:16Well,
28:16if you give
28:17me two minutes,
28:18I'll join you.
28:19Please,
28:20don't bother
28:21yourself.
28:21I'm the one
28:22who's turned
28:22up early,
28:23and I'm sure
28:24you've got
28:24nothing to hide.
28:29We don't
28:31have to
28:32stay
28:33with these
28:35people whose
28:36ideas are just
28:37what other
28:38people say.
28:39we can walk
28:42away.
28:45My dad's
28:45working in the
28:46cab.
28:47He'll be gone
28:48for ages.
28:48I thought
28:58you wanted
28:59to talk
28:59about your
28:59mum.
29:00Oh,
29:00she left
29:01and now she's
29:02back.
29:02There's more
29:03to say.
29:05She's your
29:05mum.
29:06There's more
29:06to it than
29:07that.
29:08I just don't
29:09think I could
29:10cope if she
29:10walked again.
29:11I don't
29:21need it.
29:23I don't
29:23need it.
29:24Oh, wow, it's well cooling, eh?
29:48Yeah, we're getting there.
29:51Yeah, well, good, because we need to impress Mr Bigwig, the director of education.
29:55Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
29:59I'd just like to thank my record company.
30:04I felt like a proper celebrity up there.
30:06Oh, yeah, a definite star quality.
30:08Yeah, if you don't X-Factor for secretaries.
30:11The truth is, it's for the Mansfield twins.
30:15You know, Shona and Rona.
30:16I'm hoping to get them to sing for old Mr Bigwig.
30:19Those two little witches.
30:22Yeah, well, if it was up to me, they would have been booted out a long time ago.
30:25No, I'm trying to make amends.
30:29I screwed up, Janice.
30:31I think Karen's about that far away from sacking me.
30:33So I'm going to give this my best shot.
30:39Shona, what's the matter?
30:41Everything.
30:43Heard for a start.
30:44Me?
30:44Yeah, I heard what you said about me.
30:46First you were your poison dwarf, and now we're going to be a little witch.
30:49Yeah, well, I think you should listen to that.
30:51Janice.
30:52Well, she shouldn't have been spying on us.
30:53I wasn't spying on you.
30:55I was hiding.
30:56Don't you shout at me.
30:57Calm down.
30:57Janice, please.
30:58Yeah, well, she should go and play with some traffic horse or something.
31:00Yeah, well, maybe I will.
31:01They're trying to take me off, my nana.
31:03They can't do it.
31:03I did all this for you, so you can see.
31:09Shona, don't do it.
31:10Don't do it, Shona.
31:11Shona!
31:12Shona!
31:13Shona, stop it!
31:19Come on.
31:22Come on, Janice!
31:27Let's start it!
31:29Here, this'll do.
31:31Come on, it's the true love.
31:38You clean that up.
31:39Do it yourself.
31:40Right now.
31:41Stuff your stupid calf.
31:43You think that's funny, do you?
31:45I'll tell you what's funny.
31:47Me, getting up every morning feeling sick to the pit of my stomach
31:50because I have to come in here and teach the life to you.
31:52That's funny, isn't it?
31:54I still do it.
31:55I still get up.
31:56I still come in here and teach.
31:57Because that's what I'm supposed to do.
31:59And you, you're supposed to learn.
32:01Go on.
32:01You just don't get it.
32:02Go on!
32:03What have I ever done to you?
32:03I don't care.
32:04What have I done?
32:05Hey!
32:05Daniel!
32:15Let's have them.
32:16Come on, girls.
32:17Come on, Jane.
32:19Once you've locked the padlock, put the key down your knickers.
32:24Anyone up in there is going to be charged with sexual assault.
32:28Nan!
32:29Oh, no.
32:30So glad you're here.
32:31So lucky.
32:32I'm just going to turn it on your teeth, Jane.
32:34Oh, well, I'm here now, kid.
32:35Don't you worry about it.
32:37Miss Adam!
32:37There's a school property.
32:39How dare you upset my grandchildren.
32:40Come on, you've got no right to do this.
32:42Get your teeth and hands off my jean!
32:46Come on, stop it.
32:47Hey, there's another one telling me about my rights.
32:50I've had enough.
32:51Oh!
32:52That's assault!
32:54Oh!
32:55And so's that.
32:57And there's plenty more where that came from.
33:01You look like you've got your work cut out for you here, mister.
33:05Good job.
33:06How are you a volunteer?
33:07You could say that.
33:08How are we supposed to have this opening with everyone chasing the fence?
33:12You know, if Mrs. Fisher wanted to be showing up to some big-headed bureaucrat to the council.
33:25Karen.
33:26Richard.
33:26I was looking for you.
33:28I hope you're finding your look-around interesting.
33:31Eye-opening might be a better way of putting it.
33:33You'd better get over to your community cafe.
33:35It's not quite going to plan, according to Mr. Chalk.
33:38I'll carry on with my sightseeing.
33:40Have a catch-up with some of your staff.
33:41Let's go.
34:11Okay, I think you'd better leave.
34:18What do you think you're playing at?
34:21Isn't it a bit obvious?
34:24Oh, come on, Dad, what's the big deal?
34:27You were young once.
34:29You know what the big deal is, pal.
34:34What is it with you, Aidan?
34:36One girlfriend, not enough.
34:38I mean, never mind the fact that Ronan's your mate.
34:43What the hell do you think Karen will say
34:45when she finds out that my son has been cheating on her daughter?
34:49And that's what it is, isn't it?
34:52The fact that I could mess up your big romance.
34:56It's you I'm thinking of her, Aidan. It's you!
35:03Don't you ever want a decent relationship?
35:05You can talk, Dad.
35:07My mum is begging you to take her back
35:10and you're too busy with your new bird.
35:13Get out of my sight.
35:20And you'd better come clean with Jess.
35:22Or I will.
35:24What do we want,
35:36Dannies for justice?
35:37When do we want it?
35:38Now!
35:39What do we want,
35:40Dannies for justice?
35:41When do we want it?
35:42Now!
35:43I'm giving up on them girls.
35:44What, are you the twins now?
35:45Dead right, mister.
35:46And I'm here for justice.
35:47Call her up, Dale Observer!
35:48What are you doing?
35:49Have you completely lost it?
35:50Get them up and get out of here!
35:51No.
35:52You drove me to this, but you're carrying on.
35:55Whatever happens, you've got to get them our school property.
36:00She's a stubborn old so-and-so.
36:01You've got no chance.
36:02Just talk to her!
36:03No, it's just what she wants.
36:04She can sit there till doomsday for all I care.
36:05Well, it'll be doomsday for this school if you don't.
36:07This is fishy.
36:08I can't have a word with the insides.
36:09Where do we want it?
36:10Now!
36:11What do we want?
36:12Rally's for justice!
36:13Where do we want it?
36:14Now!
36:15What do we want?
36:16Rally's for justice!
36:17Where do we want it?
36:18Now!
36:19What do we want?
36:20Rally's for justice!
36:21Where do we want it?
36:22Now!
36:23I'm sorry.
36:24I got angry with Shona and I pushed her over the edge.
36:29All I asked you to do was keep things on schedule and you couldn't even do that.
36:37You're not cut out to be a teacher.
36:40I nearly hate her.
36:42I don't know what stopped me yet.
36:45Assaulting a child.
36:47Do you not think I have enough going on with that crowd out there without a member of my
36:53own staff behaving like an idiot?
36:55What do we want it?
36:56Now!
36:57What do we want it?
36:58Now!
36:59Hello Richard.
37:00Hello Eleanor.
37:01You're here on council business.
37:02A little fact finding trip.
37:03So how's the young conservative candidate of the year getting gone at Waterloo Road?
37:04Hmm.
37:05An oasis of calm I see.
37:07As usual.
37:08Well, for all it's appreciated upstairs.
37:09Well, for all it's appreciated upstairs.
37:10It's not like some of the others I've written.
37:11Well, no.
37:12No.
37:13No.
37:14No.
37:15No.
37:16No.
37:17No.
37:18No.
37:19No.
37:20No.
37:21No.
37:22No.
37:23No.
37:24No.
37:25No.
37:26No.
37:27No.
37:28No.
37:29No.
37:30No.
37:31No.
37:32No.
37:33No.
37:34No.
37:35No.
37:36No.
37:45No.
37:47Well, no.
37:48No, no, no, no , Eve.
37:49And then, much, I appreciate it upstairs.
37:50It's not like some of the others I've witnessed today.
37:52But there are some teachers in this school who haven't a clue.
37:53One in particular, maths.
37:54I mean, it's like feeding time at the zoo.
37:55Oh, well, I'm sure the management team are onto it.
37:56So, you would hope.
37:57Perhaps we should have a little catch up later.
37:58That'd be lovely.
38:00Yes!
38:01Margaret, you wouldn't be so reasonable if it was
38:03All grand doors are stolen off you by your own door there.
38:06That's rubbish, nanny, you know it!
38:08Oh, you take me aside.
38:10Why?
38:11Why, Rona, after all that I've done for you, it's a right kick in the teeth.
38:15She don't mean it, darling.
38:16Oh, don't I?
38:17Where's my paracetamol?
38:18No.
38:19I may as well swallow the whole lot down.
38:20No!
38:21Please promise that you won't do anything stupid.
38:23Please.
38:24This is blackmail, Bette.
38:25Oh, keep your trap shut, will you?
38:28I don't have to take this.
38:30Fine.
38:31I don't need your help anyway.
38:33Just give it a rest, nan, please.
38:34Oh, it doesn't matter.
38:36Yous all go home and have your tea with your families.
38:40Because I haven't got one.
38:42Right.
38:43I'm gonna give you five minutes, then I'm gonna call the police.
38:48Everyone else, back to your classes.
38:51Shona.
38:52Come on, let's have you inside.
38:55Shona, come here.
38:58Come on, move.
38:59Oh, oh.
39:00Nan!
39:01Nan!
39:02Nan!
39:03Nan!
39:04Nan!
39:05Nan!
39:06Nan!
39:07Nan!
39:08Oh, it's me hard.
39:09She's at it.
39:10She's not playing, Mum.
39:11Oh, Nan!
39:12What's wrong?
39:13If anything happens to you, I swear it's your fault.
39:14Nan!
39:15I hope you're happy.
39:16Nan!
39:17Nan!
39:18Nan!
39:19Nan!
39:20Nan!
39:21Nan!
39:22Nan!
39:23Nan!
39:24This is what you want.
39:26Vix!
39:27Agent, I can't handle it.
39:28It's okay.
39:29It's okay.
39:30It's okay.
39:31It's okay.
39:32Your dad's gonna tell me.
39:33Oh, don't worry about it.
39:34I'll just tell him he was seeing things.
39:35Look, it's gonna get out.
39:36Look, why don't we just tell him like we agreed?
39:38No.
39:39No, no, no, no, no.
39:40That was before things got messy.
39:41We gotta cool things down, okay?
39:42No.
39:43Jess is gonna find out from me.
39:46Fine.
39:48On you go.
39:50Jess knows it was you who came on to me.
39:53Yeah, well, that's rubbish.
39:55It's the truth.
39:56You've been all over me and everyone can see it.
39:59I thought you were looking at it.
40:03Oh, no.
40:04I thought you were.
40:05It's all over me.
40:06Too much.
40:07Me, love.
40:08Is she gonna be alright?
40:09Oh, please.
40:10Say she's gonna be alright.
40:11Of course she is, babe.
40:13It's alright, girls.
40:14Your nan will be fine.
40:15She's gonna give you some oxygen.
40:16Talk to me!
40:17It's all been too much for me, love.
40:18Is she gonna be all right?
40:19Oh, please.
40:20Say she's gonna be all right.
40:21Of course she is, babe.
40:22It's all right, girls.
40:23Your nan will be fine.
40:24She's gonna give you some oxygen.
40:25Oh, God.
40:26Please say she's gonna be all right.
40:27Mum?
40:28Mum?
40:29Is that my daughter?
40:30Is Ronal showing over here?
40:31Yeah, Mum.
40:32It's me.
40:33It's Sandy.
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35It's me.
40:36It's Sandy.
40:37Mum?
40:38Mum?
40:39Is that my daughter?
40:41Is Ronal showing over here?
40:42Yeah, Mum.
40:43It's me.
40:44It's Sandy.
40:45I can die a happy woman now.
40:46There's nothing bloody wrong with her, is there?
40:47No.
40:48You are such a fake!
40:49How could you do that to us?
40:50You see how she really is?
40:51How can I let her anywhere near my daughters when she's capable of her?
41:07Can we have a calm conversation in my office?
41:10Come on, girls.
41:11I don't want to see you again then.
41:14Not after this.
41:15No, Shona!
41:16No!
41:17Oh, God forgive me.
41:18I'm sorry.
41:20I made mistakes when I was bringing you up.
41:23I should have been stricter.
41:24And it was my fault you got pregnant at such a young age.
41:29And taking Shona and Rona, it's me trying to forgive myself.
41:34Mum, you don't have to apologise.
41:35You're a wonderful mother.
41:36I'm not.
41:37What's wrong?
41:38What's got you like this?
41:39You don't want to know.
41:40We're going to get married.
41:41If you can't talk to me, who can you talk to?
41:42I'm not who you think I am.
41:43I'm not who you think I am.
41:45Alright, now you're scaring me.
41:46What's this?
41:47I can't do it.
41:48Me and you, Ronan, we're over.
41:49What?
41:50I'm sorry.
41:51I really am.
41:52It's not you, okay?
41:53It's me.
41:54It's me.
41:55It's me.
41:56It's me.
41:57You don't want to know.
41:58You don't want to know.
41:59We're going to get married.
42:00If you can't talk to me, who can you talk to?
42:03I'm not who you think I am.
42:04Alright, now you're scaring me.
42:05What's this?
42:06I can't do it.
42:08Me and you, Ronan, we're over.
42:11What?
42:12I'm sorry.
42:15I really am.
42:18It's not you okay, it's me.
42:23Wait.
42:24It was the whole engagement thing, wasn't it?
42:26It was too much.
42:28We'll just leave it out.
42:29Go back to the way we were.
42:31No, I'm sorry, Ronan.
42:33You're better off without me anyway.
42:35I'm a total bitch.
42:42What's up with her?
42:44You should just don't know.
42:47You should just don't know.
42:49There are so many things
42:53I wish I knew how to say
42:57In a way that you'd understand
43:00But I can't
43:06So many times I've tried
43:10Looking to...
43:11What's this?
43:12It's my resignation.
43:14I nearly hit that child today.
43:19No teachers should put themselves in that situation.
43:24I can only apologise, Mrs Fisher.
43:28The only thing in your favour
43:30Is that you didn't hit the child.
43:33You held back.
43:35It's not just what happened today.
43:38It's every day.
43:40I'm an easy target.
43:47I'm no good.
43:50You know it too.
43:53You've got to overcome your demons, Daniel.
43:58We can work on that.
44:00Starting with Shona Mansfield.
44:02Now you've got less than an hour
44:10To get that cafe up and running
44:12Before the doors open.
44:15Can you manage that?
44:17It'll be tight, but...
44:20You wanted to see me?
44:21Just to emphasise that when I ask you
44:35To look after a teaching assistant
44:37You do so with good grace
44:39And you don't go out of your way
44:42To make them feel small.
44:44That's all.
44:52Come on, eh?
44:54Counting down.
44:55Come on.
45:19I'd, erm...
45:21I'd like to apologise for my behaviour earlier.
45:26I'm really sorry.
45:30It's good news that your, your nan's gonna be okay.
45:35So, you and your sister gonna sing for me tonight then?
45:38Not really in the mood.
45:41You're lucky, you know.
45:43Have people fighting over you.
45:46Some of us never have that.
45:49It's not that I don't wanna be with my mum, you know.
45:52It's just I miss my nan, that's all.
45:57Look.
45:59Your mum loves you.
46:01Even if it comes out wrong sometimes.
46:06Hey.
46:08What, say me and you tried to get along a bit better, eh?
46:10Yeah.
46:12I'm sorry for everything, sir.
46:14Yeah.
46:15Come on.
46:17Don't do it.
46:20The maths teacher.
46:22Mr Chalk.
46:24Yes, he's, erm, been responsible for making a cafe a success.
46:28Oh, I see you're a fan.
46:29Most definitely, yes.
46:31On the right, here we have the science rooms.
46:33Mr Mead has been wonderful at getting so many girls interested in the subject.
46:37In fact, proportionately, I think we're fourth highest in the Northwest for A-level biology.
46:42Elena, we meet again.
46:44She was a rookie at the last school I headed up.
46:47Real bright spark, this one.
46:49Are you coming to the cafe opening?
46:51Wouldn't miss it for the world.
46:52Mr Chalk.
47:11You've done a wonderful job.
47:16That's the least I could do after letting you down like I have.
47:19It's good here, isn't it, Mitch?
47:20Oh, it certainly is.
47:22Well, I think we should open the doors.
47:26Cafe's now open.
47:32Come in.
47:38What do you think you're doing splitting up with Ronan?
47:40That has got nothing to do with you. We're over.
47:42That's all they're shouting about.
47:44You're gonna find out anyway.
47:45Vicky!
47:47He's been seeing me behind your back.
47:51I can explain.
47:55You and her?
47:57Baby.
47:58Get off me!
47:59Jess, listen, please!
48:00Keep away from me!
48:01Jess, listen, please!
48:03Keep away from me!
48:05Stop!
48:14Jess, listen, please!
48:15Keep away from me!
48:16Keep away from me!
48:28Tessie, everything's alright.
48:30Now make sure you stand behind us, yeah?
48:32Try and take over, and you're out.
48:34Got it.
48:42Thanks, everyone, for coming and that.
48:44Me and Shona are gonna sing.
48:46It's a song my mum and my nan used to sing to us
48:48when we was little.
48:50Used to help us calm down after we was fighting.
48:52And it did, too.
48:56The moment I wake up
48:58Before I put on my makeup
49:02I say a little prayer for you
49:06I'm combing my hair now
49:08Deciding what dress...
49:10I didn't word dress...
49:16Eleanor!
49:20About day.
49:22Let's just say, sometimes it isn't worth the effort.
49:24Especially when the head teacher's more interested in her love life than her school.
49:32Forever and ever
49:34We never shall pardon how
49:36I love you together
49:38Forever is how we must be
49:40If you need to live without you
49:42Would only be heartbreak for me
49:52Sam, you made it.
49:54Would you think so?
49:56It's mega.
49:58I'm glad to approve.
50:04Ronan!
50:06Have you got any idea why your beloved fiancé don't you?
50:10I do.
50:14What do one of you two wanna tell him or shall I?
50:18What's going on?
50:20I'll tell you what's going on
50:26That slapper
50:28My so-called best mate
50:30Slept with my boyfriend
50:32Hey!
50:34Jess!
50:35What are you doing?
50:36I'm gonna miss this for the world
50:38See what you've done?
50:40I told you
50:42Happy now?
50:44You knew about this?
50:46Karen, I'm sorry, I...
50:48I told him to do the right thing and come clean
50:52Well, why would he do that?
50:53When his father's so very good at keeping secrets
50:56Karen, I'm sorry
50:58It's good
51:18From what I've seen today, there's something very wrong with this school
51:21The book stops at Karen Fisher's office door
51:24You'd think with the current economic climate she'd be a little more guarded
51:28What are you saying? Are you saying you want to close the school down?
51:31No, no, no, of course not
51:33We just need to find out what's going wrong and why
51:36From someone with inside knowledge
51:38Are you asking me to spy?
51:41Well, we're hardly talking MI5
51:44All the LA want is to build a better school for the kids
51:48And to staff that school with teachers of your calibre
51:52I'm flattered
51:54Not so you should be
51:56But I'm a big fan, as you know
51:58So...
52:00Are you in?
52:02If only for the sake of a better education for the children
52:07This is why we're first
52:16I know
52:20Sam?
52:21You ready?
52:22Can't you just tell him he'll be home in a bit?
52:24I'm tired, Finn
52:25Need to go to bed
52:26I'll see you tomorrow though, yeah?
52:27Definitely
52:28Hey Sam
52:30Hey Sam
52:44You're so funny
52:46I'll do for all night
52:48Here in a brief you leave and you tell
52:54Why didn't you just knock on my door?
53:16You know I'm always there for you.
53:19Except announcing it to the whole school.
53:21I'm sorry, Mum.
53:27I know what Vicky did was horrible.
53:30I'm gutted.
53:32My best friend, how can she do that to me?
53:36Well, after what your dad did to us, nothing would surprise me any more.
53:50Come here.
53:51It's a hard lesson to learn, love.
53:59They'll make you a stronger person.
54:02Believe me.
54:04Yeah, well...
54:06But Vicky won't say to the Scottish you can have him.
54:10Good riddance to both of them.
54:12Him and his dad.
54:13Do not say a word.
54:35He's young.
54:37He's gonna make mistakes.
54:39Don't we all?
54:44Okay.
54:45You're probably exempt.
54:47He only thinks of himself.
54:49He hurts people.
54:52I don't want him to be like that.
54:55Like me.
54:56I've missed you.
55:03You broke my heart.
55:09And you're not gonna ruin my life again, though.
55:11I know that's not what you want.
55:22Please, Rob.
55:32Don't choke me out on the streets.
55:33Let's try
55:36For Aidan's sake
55:39At least
55:40There's no doubt, Ned
55:46A boy needs his mother
55:47And you need your wife back
55:52You can stay
55:58Until you're sorted
56:01I'll go and open a bottle of wine
56:12I've got a PR lady coming in today
56:21Helping to raise the profile of the school
56:23PR woman?
56:24I want to enhance your image
56:26Not tell the back of your lies
56:28I've seen him read enough about this school
56:30To know it's a hard sell
56:31But I can turn it around
56:32Trust me
56:33Tom, I'm not playing games here
56:35She wants to find her dad
56:36Say goodbye
56:37You can call the police
56:39I am staying here till my dad gets back
56:41You'll have a long wait, Pat
56:42My son's at Nick
56:43And he's doing life
56:44Karen, is what I've done really so bad?
56:47Or you're just angry with every man in the world
56:49Because of Charlie?
56:50I was right, you know
56:51We did used to be good together
56:53Till I messed things up
56:55I can't imagine you not being here
56:58I'll never forget you, son
57:00Never in all my life
57:02Jim's ex-wife is on the scene
57:09And Maddy's paranoid
57:11Life of Riley in a moment
57:12And then it's The Apprentice
57:14And they're making pet food tonight
57:16And probably a right dog's dinner
57:18At nine
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