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00:00Have you heard a single word I've said, madam?
00:02Can you just shut up?
00:03Let's not go through this again. It's getting boring, Dad.
00:06Listen, we're not exactly loaded at the minute, and I really need this job.
00:10They've only to pay for your mistakes, huh?
00:12She's been behaving erratically all day.
00:14You've just described 90% of the pupils in this school.
00:18Tell her from me, don't play silly games.
00:20Do you know how fancy it?
00:21Too busy looking at her, mate.
00:22I thought this was a fresh start for you. What's happened?
00:24It is. I'm trying.
00:27Well, what do you call this essay, then?
00:29Sam!
00:30Sam!
00:31Rose!
00:32Rose!
00:33Rose!
00:33Obviously, it's early day.
01:03But the scans do show that Sam has a growth on her brain.
01:10It's not migraines, Mrs. Kelly.
01:13It's most likely a brain tumour.
01:15And it explains many of the symptoms Sam's been experiencing.
01:19Poor vision, poor vision, headaches, nausea.
01:22But so could severe migraines.
01:23That's what the GP said.
01:24Unfortunately, brain tumours can often present with common symptoms and can be misdiagnosed
01:30by GPs.
01:31But this tumour, you can cure it.
01:32But this tumour, you can cure it, right?
01:34Well, like I said, it could be a serious cancer.
01:38Oh, this is ridiculous.
01:39Sam's a kid.
01:40Kids don't get cancer.
01:42Unfortunately, sometimes they do.
01:45And the position of this tumour means that we can't operate.
01:49Oh, hold on a second.
01:50Well, you've done her a few scans and you're telling me my daughter's got an inoperable brain
01:56tumour.
01:56We need to send Sam for an MRI scan and a biopsy to find out what type of tumour we are dealing
02:03with and how best to treat it.
02:06I feel fine now.
02:07What kind of treatment?
02:08We need the results before I can give you a reliable prognosis.
02:13But it could involve starting a course of chemotherapy and radiotherapy.
02:17No, no, you'll start nothing till we get a second opinion.
02:21Come on, Mum.
02:22We're going.
02:26Karen, we're ready for you in the staff room.
02:43Oh, yes, of course.
02:53Well, we've had a fantastic response from all the volunteers we've contacted.
02:57So, we should have participants from the police, the fire brigade, a construction company
03:03and even a local firm of solicitors.
03:05So, there should be something for everyone.
03:07Can't see any of our lot becoming solicitors.
03:11Needing one, yes.
03:12Could you not have got a few more professions in?
03:15What's not professional about nursing and plumbing?
03:18I'm just saying, we could be a bit more ambitious, surely.
03:21Well, I mean, you agree, don't you?
03:25Erm, yeah.
03:28Well, we have to be realistic, Eleanor.
03:31I mean, most of our pupils are best suited to vocational training than university.
03:35Obviously, there's room for an academic path, but I want them to be inspired rather than
03:41intimidated.
03:42Yeah, that's right.
03:44So, back to business.
03:46Richard Whitman, Director of Education for the LEA, is sending Carl Johnson along today
03:51to open the event for us.
03:52Too big for his boots to open it himself, is he?
03:55I know, Richard.
03:56I did a conference with him this summer.
03:58He's a sweetheart.
03:59He's also very busy.
04:01Carl Johnson's pretty senior, so we really do need to impress him.
04:05Also, Eleanor's going to be running a CV writing workshop to supplement her mock interviews.
04:10Great.
04:11Well, we need now as bums on seats.
04:12So, anyone not participating, can you please spread the word?
04:16Er, Chris.
04:18Erm.
04:20Er, it says here I'm supposed to be manning the teacher training post.
04:25Yeah.
04:25It's just that, erm, you know, dealing with the public, it's not exactly my forte.
04:30It'll only be our own pupils that you're dealing with.
04:32Just, just be at the stand, available to answer questions.
04:36Yeah, but, sorry, why me?
04:40Because the only people available were you and Grant Lee, but apparently he's got an appointment
04:46this afternoon, so...
04:52Any word from Rose?
04:54Oh, no, erm, she should have called by now.
04:57Oh, she's probably hanging around in a waiting room.
04:58You know how long those tests can take?
05:00Yeah.
05:02I can't believe this.
05:12I'll be okay.
05:13Yes, you will.
05:15Of course you will.
05:19Because he's talking out his backside, Sam.
05:22I'll make another appointment with Dr Hill, see if she can fix us up with someone private,
05:26okay?
05:29I'll find the money.
05:32Why don't I call the school?
05:34Get the day off.
05:36We'll have a bit of lunch.
05:37Yeah?
05:38I want to go in today, Mum.
05:40It's career's day.
05:43You just leave all this to me.
05:44Have you got your football kicked?
06:10No, I've got it.
06:17Well, it's a good thing I've got on memory, then.
06:19Now there's no excuse.
06:22I don't want to try out for the team.
06:24Give it a go.
06:26For minding your dad's sake.
06:27I don't like sports.
06:28Well, how would you even know?
06:30If you got out there and participated, you might actually have some friends, Martin.
06:33Take off football.
06:36Run around a pitch a bit.
06:38Might get a nice six-pack on you.
06:41Come on.
06:42You're a nice-looking lad under that camouflage.
06:45If only you'd let the girls see it.
06:47Right.
06:47Sam!
07:03Hey.
07:04Don't leave us hanging.
07:05How did it go?
07:06Good.
07:07It was fine.
07:07Where's the fin?
07:09Sam?
07:10You OK?
07:12What did they say?
07:13Erm, migraines.
07:14Like, migraine headaches.
07:16That's all the doctor said.
07:17So, what, he just takes some tablets?
07:19Pretty much, yeah.
07:20Oh, God, I was really worried about it.
07:22Yeah, me too.
07:23So, you don't have to go to the hospital to get an operation or...?
07:26No hospital, no nothing.
07:27Oh, brilliant.
07:36How would that song be like?
07:38I can feel it, yeah.
07:40Are you serious?
07:42Give it back, I bang it!
07:45Oh, please!
07:47Oh, yeah, class.
07:48I swear, it was on the seat right beside me on the bus.
07:51We were reading underwear magazine in public.
07:53Who, you perp?
07:54I reckon that one could be a bit for a lot of us.
07:56I mean, have you seen the size of them?
07:58Oh, what's that stick on the page?
08:00Oh, my God!
08:01Can we do you all a fav, Vic?
08:04Someone get me a wet wipe.
08:06Hey, what are you?
08:08Good shot!
08:10You don't put it!
08:12Going round, please!
08:14I'm dead, boys!
08:15Woo!
08:21Hey, Aiden.
08:22Careers Day or Skive Day?
08:25Your choice.
08:27I think we should let the ladies decide, don't you?
08:29Migrant causes seizures.
08:51Severe migrant.
08:53Still, I mean, what, did it scan you?
08:54I mean, they'd check for everything.
08:55Yes, Tom.
08:57I've told you.
08:58Well, that's great news.
09:01Oh, I was getting a bit antsy there.
09:02I called your mum.
09:03She didn't answer.
09:03Well, she's got the rest of the day off,
09:05so she's probably gone out somewhere.
09:07Oh, good for her.
09:09I'm so glad you're OK.
09:11OK.
09:12I'm going to get to the lesson.
09:15They'll crucify me.
09:16Yep.
09:17They're kids, Daniel.
09:18Have you seen the omen?
09:19Yeah, well, little Damien's scrubbed up nicely
09:21compared with my class.
09:23Oh, come on now, mate.
09:24What appointment can be more important
09:26than helping the kids, eh?
09:26Helping a bunch of disinterested chimps,
09:29more like.
09:30The pleasure's all yours.
09:32Come on, Grant Lee.
09:33Hard luck, Daniel.
09:34You should have got your excuses in first.
09:36I tried.
09:42Mm-hm.
09:42Yep.
09:43But you're going to have had it all wrong.
09:45Come on, there must be some way you can win Grant Lee Rand.
09:51Curriculum vitae.
09:52It's essentially a sales pitch,
09:54except you're selling yourself.
09:56So accentuate the positives, but don't lie.
09:59You will get found out.
10:00How am I supposed to accentuate three Ds in a U?
10:02Yeah, I agree it would help if you'd done some work
10:05in the first place,
10:06but it's always worth tailoring your CV
10:08for the job that you're applying for.
10:11So big up your interests
10:12rather than your individual grades in your case.
10:14Just picking your nose count as an interest.
10:18Martin,
10:19can you give me an example of an interest
10:21that might add to your chosen vocation?
10:23What do you do in your spare time?
10:27Eh?
10:28Erm,
10:29it taunts his eye mainly, miss.
10:35No way!
10:37Oh, he took it out the bin.
10:38Oh, you naughty boy!
10:41How sad are you?
10:41If this is all you're interested in reading,
10:43then it's no wonder your grades are so bad.
10:45I don't think he was reading it, miss.
10:46Right, that's enough.
10:48I was only looking,
10:50and it's none of your business.
10:51Right, you're calling with me!
10:53You lot, get on with your CVs.
10:58Come on, Eleanor.
10:59Give the kid a break.
11:01He'll be embarrassed enough
11:01without you making a massive deal out of it.
11:03I'm not making a massive deal.
11:04I'm just saying the kid needs are ticking off.
11:08OK.
11:09OK, send him in.
11:19Keep it at home, Martin.
11:21It's not worth the hassle.
11:22No, it's not even mine, I swear.
11:24Next time it's a strike, yeah?
11:27All this is just wishful thinking anyway.
11:30What do you mean?
11:31Well, most women
11:32don't actually look like that.
11:34Not in real life, anyway.
11:36Go on.
11:37Off you go.
11:38You've got ten minutes
11:39before those football trials.
11:40Will you tell me once again
11:45How we're gonna be just friends
11:50If you're for real or not pretend
11:54Then I guess you can hang with me
11:59When my patience wearin' thin
12:04When I'm ready to give in
12:08Will you pick me up again?
12:13Then I guess you can hang with me
12:18And if you do me right
12:21I'm gonna do right by you
12:24And if you keep it tight
12:26I'm gonna come fight me
12:28I hope you're lucky with this.
12:30Hey, do you want some porn?
12:31Come to me, I've got some proper good stuff.
12:33Yeah, that's not a life skill
12:34I boast about, kid.
12:35I'm just trying to be a mate.
12:37Kid seems desperate.
12:37I don't know, it was just the way Kyle said it.
12:57It was like, he was sad it was over
12:58Like he wouldn't have minded being a dad.
13:00Don't you want to be a dad someday?
13:02Someday, in like ten years or something.
13:04For me?
13:05Give me half a chance
13:06We'll start practising now.
13:07I'm saying I'm being serious.
13:09I want a job, a marriage, a kid, the whole lot.
13:13I already gave you a ring.
13:14Yeah, and I gave you yours.
13:17Don't panic, I'm not saying it's got to be with you
13:19I'm just telling you what I want from life.
13:21Hey, Bella, that'd be with me.
13:23Now look, we've got loads of time.
13:25I reckon 26 is a good age.
13:28Okay.
13:29Yeah.
13:31Are you sure you're gonna be okay playing netball?
13:33Yeah.
13:33Have you studied a test?
13:34I'm up for it.
13:35Never felt better.
13:35Well, this looks really great.
13:39Well, it's your vision, Maestro.
13:41No, but you got it spot on.
13:43Well, I had a bit of help from the volunteers.
13:46I mean, they've been brilliant bringing in their displays and their kit.
13:49And Mandy has even lent us her spare rack.
13:51She has a spare?
13:54A spare exhibition rack.
13:55Hiya.
13:56Mandy Bellows from Beauty Within.
13:58Ah, yes, the salons.
14:00Yes.
14:00Do lots of shows.
14:01Need to be prepared.
14:03That's very generous of you.
14:05And thanks for participating in the first place.
14:08Oh, it's a pleasure.
14:10You know, it's dead important the kids don't just think in terms of painting nails and cutting
14:14hair.
14:15A business is a business.
14:16You've got to have it up here to make it work.
14:19Quite.
14:20Right, best set me stand up.
14:21I'm late as it is.
14:23Thanks, ma'am.
14:24You two already know each other?
14:27No, I just met this morning.
14:28Ah.
14:29You seem very friendly.
14:30I'm a friendly guy.
14:32Problem?
14:33No, no, not at all.
14:36Mrs Bishop, Mr Johnson's ride.
14:39Carl, thank you for coming.
14:41I'm looking forward to it.
14:42It's looking impressive, I must say.
14:43Yes, well, that's thanks to, um...
14:46Rob, our site manager.
14:50Shall I show you around?
14:52Mm-hm.
14:52Mm-hm.
14:53Hey, I thought Chalky was supposed to man the stand.
15:06Well, I, uh, decided to cancel the meeting and step in for him.
15:10Poor man was dreading it.
15:12Okay, so how much is he paying you?
15:15Oh, please.
15:18Twenty quid a bottle of Scots and two weeks detention cover.
15:22Oh, poor Chalky.
15:24Well, it's me that's got to sit here all day
15:26trying to sell light bulbs to Pygmies.
15:29Thankless task.
15:30Hiya.
15:31I'm Mandy.
15:32Looks like we'll be neighbours for the day.
15:35Somehow I think you'll cope.
15:43You've pulled a muscle, have you?
15:46Which one?
15:47My leg.
15:48That's not what I've heard.
15:50Shut up, Sharky.
15:51I can't play football, Mr Clarkson.
15:53I can't run a swear.
15:54Right, well, if you can't participate in the trials,
15:56you'll have to stay in here and do some homework.
15:58Can't I study in the corner, will you?
15:59No, this isn't a free period, Martin.
16:02Right, you lot, on the pitch in five.
16:05Hey.
16:06We all enjoy a bit of light relief.
16:07Don't worry about it, mate.
16:08Yeah, Finn.
16:09You more than most.
16:10One point.
16:10Hunter.
16:19Lord, look.
16:19Sorry, I'm driving.
16:20Oh!
16:25Woo!
16:27Hey.
16:28What?
16:28Hey.
16:29Hey.
16:32Hey.
16:33Hey.
16:33Hey.
16:33Everything all right?
16:34Yeah.
16:35Hey.
16:36Hey.
16:36Alright!
17:06What we can do tonight
17:10The dream of our soul
17:13We can become an alienation
17:17In the summer of this connection
17:21And resonant inside
17:24And if you don't want to have a shame
17:29But we still know
17:32To me I'm still alone
17:35Oh my god, you total perp?
17:37He was Snickersham's brightest wear
17:39Are you some type of pervert or what?
17:41That's my bride, you dirty pig
17:43What do you think you're doing?
17:45Get out, you pervert!
17:47Get out!
17:49Whatever you were doing
17:51You know you weren't supposed to be there
17:53It's the girls changing rooms
17:55It's a violation of their privacy
17:57There wasn't anyone changing
17:58That is not the point
17:59There could have been
18:01I know that it's not easy being your age
18:05There's all sorts of different emotions springing up
18:08Not all of them welcome
18:09But you're surrounded by people going through the same thing
18:12Yeah, right
18:14Or similar
18:16Nobody's going through what I am
18:20Well, why don't you tell me about it then?
18:22You won't understand
18:24There's not a lot I haven't seen
18:26And I was once a teenage boy myself
18:28I remember
18:29Just shut up, will ya?
18:30Alright
18:32Fine
18:33But whatever it is that you're going through
18:35You need to try and have a bit of respect for the girls
18:37I do
18:38And for yourself
18:42Look, Martin
18:43If there's something that you want to tell me
18:44You know you can, don't you?
18:45Can I go now?
18:47It's just
18:48You seem a bit unhappy
18:50Just want to be left alone, okay?
18:52Well, let's get him involved in the careers fair
18:57Take his mind off his hormones
18:59I just can't help thinking that something's not quite right
19:01He doesn't seem like the type of kid to be sex mad
19:03Tell me a teenage boy who isn't
19:05Yeah, but he's withdrawn
19:07He's antisocial
19:08And he's angry
19:09Well, as I said, Chris
19:10Is there a teenage boy who isn't?
19:18He was looking at you that way earlier
19:22Ask me
19:24I think it answers ya
19:25Chris
19:26Look at her
19:27You know full well of me
19:34So think big
19:36Follow your dreams and see what life has to offer you
19:38You're in charge of your own futures
19:41If you're prepared to work for it
19:43APPLAUSE
19:44What do you want?
19:57I just wanted to say sorry
19:59I know I shouldn't have touched your things but
20:02I wouldn't ever perv over them like everyone said, I promise
20:05So, what were you doing?
20:06In the girls' locker room with my bra?
20:08I'm just sorry
20:09That's all
20:10So what makes you suited to the police force?
20:11Well, I'm physically fit
20:12Done a bit of kickboxing
20:13And I've seen loads of crime around my estate
20:14I could tell the pigs I think are too
20:15Police rather than pigs, Kyle
20:16But that's a good answer
20:17So you've suffered from crime yourself
20:18And you'd like to give something back to the community?
20:21Yeah
20:22And I've seen all of the CSIs
20:23Right, so it's actually forensics that you're interested in then?
20:24Whatever
20:25Bring it on
20:26OK
20:27Well, Kyle
20:28You're going to need some serious grades
20:29If you want to go straight into forensic science
20:30And that means university
20:32Or you could just start at the bottom with police training
20:34But, you know, go ahead
20:35I don't know
20:36I don't know
20:37I don't know
20:38I don't know
20:39I don't know
20:40I don't know
20:41I don't know
20:42I don't know
20:43I don't know
20:44I don't know
20:45I don't know
20:46I don't know
20:47I don't know
20:48I don't know
20:49I don't know
20:50I don't know
20:51You've got at the bottom with police training
20:52But, you know
20:53Good eye contact during the interview
20:54And keep working on your social motives
20:56Oh, nice hair
21:02Very indie
21:04Cheers
21:05Do you like glamming up?
21:08Bit of varnish
21:09Eyeliner
21:10It's a good look for a bloke
21:12Hey, I'm serious
21:14I don't have to tell you
21:16You know the eighties are back
21:18Have you tried leggings?
21:20Make my legs
21:22Look a bit skinny
21:23No
21:24If you're wearing an oversized jumper
21:27Leggings are fab
21:28Give you great definition
21:29Would you like me to do your make-up?
21:34No
21:35It's alright
21:37Here
21:41Have a look through there
21:43You'll find a colour that sinks you
21:46Hey Vic
21:48That, um, beautician stand thing
21:51It's giving out free treatments
21:52Do you wanna go over?
21:53You two do not need more beautifying
21:56Can we go?
21:57We are supposed to be looking for careers
22:00And we've got four years to decide after university
22:03Speak for yourself
22:05I'm not going
22:07Oh mate
22:08I'm sure someone will have you
22:10Nah, I don't wanna go
22:11I can't wait to get out there and earn some money
22:13But won't you feel a little bit stupid
22:16When you're a cab driver
22:18And your girlfriend's doing a chemistry degree
22:21Nah, don't be daft
22:24I'll be dead proud
22:25I'd quite like to be a nurse
22:36You know, like in scrubs
22:39I mean, you get loads of fellas fancying you
22:42Parties, sexy doctors
22:44You two thinking about nursing?
22:46Well, it's a valuable profession
22:49It's hard work, long hours, training
22:52Doesn't pay that much
22:54You have to really wanna help care for people
22:56Why not?
22:58Well, go on then
22:59Get stuck in
23:00Don't be shy
23:01No, it's not for me
23:02Yeah, I suppose you've had enough of doctors and nurses, eh?
23:04Can everyone just stop going on about it?
23:06It's over and done with, okay?
23:07I don't wanna talk about it anymore
23:12Hey!
23:13You're gonna hear my girl again
23:14You're getting it, okay?
23:15Finn!
23:16Stop it!
23:19Don't know why you're defending him
23:20He's a little sicko
23:21Then he said he's sorry
23:23Yeah, that's right
23:24You turn the waterworks on your little girl
23:26Yeah, cos you're so butch and manly
23:28I'm dead jealous
23:29Leave it
23:30You so much as look at her again
23:31You're gonna need to defend yourself, okay?
23:43Like you're trying a bit too hard, mate?
23:45What do you mean?
23:46What, the magazine?
23:48Leering over Sam
23:49All this macho stuff's just a big beard
23:52We both need nothing to girls
23:54You don't know a thing about me
23:56I know you're gay
23:57I'm not gay
23:58How dare you stand there judging me like you've got it so hard?
24:02You're the big pro
24:03You've got it easy
24:04Flaming wish I was gay
24:06Oh, steady
24:07You like yourself, I can tell
24:08And people like you
24:09They know who you are
24:10Nobody knows what I'm capable of
24:11Nobody
24:12Marty
24:13Inside, please
24:14No more sneaking off
24:15Just having some fresh air
24:16I've signed you up for Miss Chowdhury's workshop
24:17Should keep you busy
24:18Look, I know Aidan's really arrogant and stuff but there's just something about him and it's really obvious that he fancies me, I mean I know he's not gonna come out and say it but, Jess, he flirts with everyone
24:25So anyway, I was thinking maybe you and Ronan could set something up, you know ask us to go out for a drink tonight or something
24:32Yeah?
24:33Oh, actually I think Ronan's busy tonight
24:34Oh great
24:35Even if you don't know what you want to do, you'll still need a drink tonight. The time that you did come out for a drink tonight and you'll get to be here
24:39What do you want to do, you want to do, do you want to be here?
24:40I know, what do you want to do?
24:41I don't know if I say it
24:42But hey guys, you're not really arrogant and stuff. You want to take a drink to have a drink to have a drink to have a drink to have a drink or something.
24:43Look, I know Aidan's really arrogant and stuff but, there's just something about him, and it's really obvious that he fancies me. I mean I know he's not gonna come out and say it but Jess. He flirt with everyone.
24:46So anyway, I was thinking maybe you and Ronan could set something up, you know, ask us to
24:52go out for a drink tonight or something.
24:55Yeah.
24:57Oh, actually, I think Ronan's busy tonight.
24:59Oh, great.
25:00Even if you don't know what you want to do, you'll still need good interview skills.
25:03It's about instilling a sense of confidence in yourself and your prospective employer.
25:10Martin, I'm giving you my time.
25:11The least you can do is look at me.
25:12Be quiet or move away from the stage.
25:17Right, let's try this again.
25:19You've put down the arts as one of your interests on your CV.
25:23Could you be more specific?
25:25It's photography, don't you, mate?
25:26Good, OK.
25:28Martin, look at me.
25:29What kind of photography?
25:32Girls.
25:32I don't like photography.
25:35What do you like, then? Cinema? The theatre?
25:37I like sleazing on other people's girlfriends.
25:39Finn, he wasn't sleazing.
25:41Well, you caught him some...
25:42Be quiet!
25:43Martin, I asked you a question.
25:46I don't know.
25:48Well, how do you expect to get a job if you show no interest in anything, even the person
25:52you're talking to?
25:53I don't expect to get a job.
25:55Excuse me, speak up!
25:56I said I don't expect to get a job.
25:58No, I'm sorry.
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26:55Hey.
26:56Go away.
26:57Look, I can see that I got things totally wrong with you earlier today.
27:16I'm sorry.
27:17I didn't know.
27:19All right.
27:20I know you do.
27:21It's all okay.
27:22No.
27:23Clearly it's not.
27:26Perhaps it could be if you talked about it.
27:30It's going to take a bit more than talking to fix me.
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28:10You okay? You had a row with Finn?
28:17No. I'm just angry about what happened with Martin. Finn was so nasty to him, alright?
28:23Well, I didn't know you and Martin were friends.
28:26I don't have to be friends with someone to think that it's wrong, do I?
28:28No, of course not. You're just being particularly upset about it, that's all. You look like
28:38you're in pain. I'm fine.
28:45Look at me. Look at me. What's going on?
28:53She's, she's a migraine. I've told you.
28:57Right, well, where are these tablets then?
28:59I've took them and it'll be okay, so I should, I should need to wear.
29:06Have you told your mum and dad how you feel?
29:13They just hate me even more. They're always going on at me to be more of a lad.
29:19It's just, you know, things seem insurmountable when you keep them to yourself.
29:25No chance of that anymore.
29:28Kids can be cruel. You know, like yourself.
29:32But you've sort of managed the first hurdle by, well, coming out.
29:39Coming out? I'm not out. I don't even know where I am, except trapped inside this flaming body that I can't stand,
29:46pretending to be exactly what I hate.
29:48I can arrange for you to talk to somebody professional.
29:50What's the point? What's the point in any of it?
29:53Martin, I just wish it was dead.
30:05Oh, watch it, French boy!
30:23Come on, Bruce.
30:45What do you want?
30:56To say I'm sorry about Finn, about what happened.
31:00Right, you've said it now. Go back to school.
31:04Janice is phoning his mum.
31:19Good. I knew something was wrong.
31:22Come and have a look at these.
31:25These are a few signs that a child has gender identity disorder.
31:29Poor self-image, reluctance to do games, gets bullied,
31:32poor educational performance, depression, self-harm and suicide attempts.
31:55Rose, wake up!
31:58Sober up.
32:00Rose!
32:02My baby.
32:10What's wrong with Sam, Rose?
32:21Give my love to Richard, will you?
32:23And tell him I'm thinking of applying for a job at Clifton Secondary.
32:26You'd have to be a time lord. It's not even built yet.
32:29Yes, but it is going to be built, isn't it?
32:31And maybe you could have a word, pretty please?
32:33Now, you know that's up to the governors, not him.
32:36Yeah, but they do listen to him, don't they? I mean, I know I do.
32:39Well, you know what they say about flattery, aren't they?
32:42Anyway, aren't you, erm, happy here?
32:44Oh, it's challenging for sure.
32:46The kid with the baby last week.
32:47I mean, if ever a school needed pastoral care.
32:49Still, I'm hoping this is just a stepping stone for me.
32:53Well, I'm sure you'll make your mark while you're here.
32:56And, er, there's no harm in keeping me posted, eh?
33:01When did you do your teacher training course, sir?
33:04Oh, er, twenty-some time ago now.
33:09That explains it.
33:11Do they do refresher courses, sir?
33:13Are you interested in teaching or in wasting my time?
33:17Depends. On how much you get paid.
33:21Well, in the public sector, there's a scale.
33:24No. How much do you get paid?
33:27That's none of your business, you cheeky little...
33:29Of course it is!
33:30How can we aspire to be what you are, sir,
33:33if we don't know how much we can expect to get paid?
33:36How about 70 grand a year, net?
33:39Oh, only my business is beauty.
33:41You get 70 grand a year for cutting hair.
33:43No, I get 70 grand a year for getting up at six in the morning,
33:47working my backside off all day,
33:49managing three salons, 40 staff,
33:51and paying the tax man on time.
33:53I mean, I do hire subcontractors, nail technicians
33:56and hair technicians, if that's your thing.
33:58I'm going uni me.
33:59In a picture.
34:0070 grand a year and no uni.
34:01I'm defo gonna be a beautician.
34:04What I need after today is a stiff drink.
34:08I don't suppose I could entice you to join me.
34:12I'm afraid not, because my boyfriend's picking me up.
34:15Seeing as though you like a drink or two,
34:17let me give you some of them veins around your nose.
34:19It's a dead giveaway.
34:21Now, obviously it's green, but it counteracts the red.
34:24It's on me.
34:25What the hell were you thinking?
34:32I didn't want to think.
34:36So you run straight to the bottle?
34:39My daughter has got cancer!
34:42And you passing out drunk, that's gonna make her feel better, is it?
34:45I couldn't cope with what the doctor said.
34:47I just needed to blot it out.
34:49I mean...
34:50Oh God, I was so tired.
34:51I...
34:52I just needed to see...
34:53Oh, you listen to yourself, Rose!
34:55Aye, aye, aye!
34:56That's not fair!
34:57You need to pull yourself together.
34:59This is Sam that this is happening to.
35:02She's gone to school pretending everything's okay.
35:04I just need some time, okay?
35:06To get my head around it, you know.
35:09It's so much to take in.
35:14Yeah, well, Sam hasn't taken anything in.
35:17She's telling people that she's having migraines.
35:20Oh, no.
35:23I can't believe any of this is happening.
35:30You haven't got the full story from the doctor, but you listen to me.
35:33You listen to me.
35:34You need to be a mum.
35:38She's a kid.
35:40She needs you.
35:56Are you stalking me or something?
35:58Makes a change.
35:59It can be stalking me, doesn't it?
36:01Why are you here, Sam Booker?
36:03A bit of space.
36:08It's what you're doing in line.
36:13If you can't do your eyeliner straight, I wouldn't bother.
36:16You're gonna end up looking at some crazy old lady.
36:18Go for it.
36:19That freak was out there putting makeup on.
36:21When it's done now, just sod off back to your mates and have a laugh.
36:25What if I don't wanna go back?
36:28Come here.
36:29Don't.
36:30Oh, no.
36:31Sit still.
36:32You can't go out looking like that.
36:33Who says I'm going anywhere?
36:34Well, you're getting dolled up for something.
36:35Let's see.
36:36I've done the old makeup before.
36:37Plenty.
36:38Well, you've done it wrong then.
36:39You're blind as well as messed up.
36:40It's better to go subtle.
36:41You're a teenager, not a mid-lage slap.
36:43I'm sure Martin will come back once he's cooled off, but we did think you need to be alerted about his stay of mind.
36:56He seems very isolated, Mrs. Stamford.
36:59I'm sure Martin will come back once he's cooled off, but we did think you need to be alerted about his stay of mind.
37:10He seems very isolated, Mrs. Dunbar.
37:13He's shy.
37:15He likes his own company.
37:17See, I don't think he does.
37:19In fact, I think there's a great deal of self-loathing going on here.
37:23It's me.
37:25I've been on his case to make more of an effort, you know, to get her stuck in.
37:29I just want him to be a normal, happy boy.
37:33Mrs. Dunbar, he's saying that he isn't a boy.
37:36What do you mean?
37:39Not a boy.
37:42He's got some conflicts with his gender identity.
37:47You must have noticed something different about him when he was little, for instance.
37:51Orchid's experiment.
37:53We think he should be able to talk to somebody in confidence.
37:57Somebody who specialises in this area.
38:00What?
38:01The area of being some sort of transvestite.
38:04Is that what you're talking about?
38:07Transgender is more likely...
38:08Chris!
38:09What is that?
38:10Martin was very upset when he ran off.
38:14I heard what he said in the assembly hall.
38:16He said it at some cost to himself and he wasn't joking.
38:20Being trapped in the wrong body must be a nightmare, but there are solutions.
38:26Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
38:29We just wanted to let you know what was happening.
38:32You might not want to deal with this, Mrs. Dunbar, but for the sake of your son, you need to.
38:38I'll be with Amy and Lauren at the beauty stand, mate.
38:43She wasn't when I checked.
38:44I don't think she's talking to me.
38:46What, cos fringe boy's a lady boy?
38:48Do you even know what a lady boy is?
38:50Bet you do, Wendy.
38:51I feel bad, though.
38:52He seemed well upset.
38:53Yeah, well, wouldn't you?
38:54Coming out to the whole school, you're a tranny.
38:56He's not a tranny, he's...
38:58Yeah, well, whatever he is, he doesn't seem too happy about it, does he?
39:02We're some.
39:08How do you know you're not a boy?
39:24We always knew a thing.
39:27It just took me 16 years of hell to finally admit it.
39:33I can't carry on like this.
39:37And I can't hide any more.
39:40It's not like anyone would miss me.
39:44But, so you're gonna top yourself?
39:45Why not?
39:46Cos that's a cop-out.
39:48Because some people actually want to live.
39:51Yeah.
39:52Mum let them.
39:53You don't have the choice, Martin.
39:54You think I had any choice in this when I was born?
39:56You could have the change, you know?
39:58Hormones and all that.
39:59Yeah.
40:00Hi, Mum.
40:02Gonna lend us 15 grand to surgically remove me penis?
40:05Oh, and from now on you'll have to call me Martina.
40:08You don't know how lucky you are, Martin.
40:10You have a future.
40:12I don't want a future.
40:14Not like this.
40:15You're a coward.
40:16You know?
40:17You could speak to your mum, you could make her listen.
40:20I wish that's all I had to worry about.
40:23What is your problem?
40:25What have you got to worry about?
40:27Oh, what is it?
40:29Boyfriend trouble?
40:30Your mum don't understand you.
40:32I've got cancer.
40:33I've got a brain tumour.
40:37Yeah.
40:38Shouldn't you be in hospital?
40:39Yeah, that's where I'll be if I go back.
40:40That's where you'll end up if you don't.
40:41I don't even know where to go.
40:42Maybe I should top myself too.
40:43Get it over with.
40:44Do you reckon it's deep enough?
40:45Do you reckon it's deep enough?
40:46So what's the deal?
40:47You've got to have an operation.
40:48You've got to have an operation.
40:49You've got to go back.
40:50You've got to go back.
40:51That's where you'll end up if you don't.
40:54I don't even know where to go.
40:57Maybe I should top myself too.
41:00Get it over with.
41:03Do you reckon it's deep enough?
41:08So what's the deal?
41:13You've got to have an operation.
41:16Chemotherapy.
41:17I don't know.
41:18My mum wants a second opinion but I don't even want to know.
41:24Now who's being a coward?
41:25Would you want to swap?
41:27Look, I don't really think you're a coward.
41:32And it must really suck feeling how you do.
41:35It's just to throw it all away when you've got the choice.
41:39Maybe we've both got choices.
41:42Yeah.
41:43Except, I might take this off before I go back.
41:45One step at a time, yeah?
41:46Poor kid.
41:47I know, nightmare.
41:48I know, like top ten things I wish I hadn't have said in front of the whole school.
41:52It's always the quiet ones.
41:53He was so nice and soft-spoken.
41:54Who'd have thought he had the whole family in the freezer?
41:55Sorry, how did a mixed up kid turn into a serial killer?
41:57I bet Fred West was a mixed up kid at one point.
41:58You're out of order, mate.
41:59You're out of order, mate.
42:00It's a joke.
42:01Yeah, remind me never to send my kid to you if he's got a problem.
42:02Our kid, do you mean?
42:03Yeah, hypothetical.
42:04Our kid, do you mean?
42:05Yeah, hypothetically speaking.
42:06It's a joke.
42:07It's a joke.
42:08It's a joke.
42:09Yeah, remind me never to send my kid to you if he's got a problem.
42:13Our kid, do you mean?
42:14Yeah, hypothetically speaking.
42:15So you're still up for the cinema later?
42:16Erm, I thought you said that Ronan's busy tonight.
42:18Oh, no, I got that wrong.
42:19There's this film that Vicky keeps bagging for you for the whole family and it's just
42:21the whole family in the freezer.
42:22Sorry, how did a mixed up kid turn into a serial killer?
42:23I bet Fred West was a mixed up kid at one point.
42:24You're out of order, mate.
42:25It's a joke.
42:26Yeah, remind me never to send my kid to you if he's got a problem.
42:29Our kid, do you mean?
42:32Yeah, hypothetically speaking.
42:34So you still up for the cinema later?
42:37Erm, I thought you said that Ronan's busy tonight.
42:40Oh, no, I got that wrong.
42:41There's this film that Vicky keeps bagging for you.
42:42that wrong. There's this film that Vicky keeps banging
42:44on about. You wanna come? Yeah. Why not?
42:55You too, Aidan? Yeah. The more the merrier. Sounds cool. Go back to my place afterwards.
43:06Dad's working late. Wicked. It's a date.
43:11Sorry. I thought you were busy in the hall. You nearly gave me a heart attack. I was
43:28just having a little break. I fancied a bit of time alone. No, you weren't. You were hiding.
43:34Look, it's nearly the end of play. Can I just wait until they clear off? Daniel, you can't
43:39carry on like this. I mean, the careers day thing, I kind of understand. But if you can't
43:45face them in the corridors, you'll get sacked. No. Wouldn't be the first time. You just need
43:54to get your confidence up. You know, teenagers, they smell fear. Yeah. And I reek. I'm just
44:04crap at it. Have you tried adult education? Not much better at that either. This is my
44:13last chance, Rob. If I blow this, I might as well use my CV as toilet paper. Okay. So don't
44:23blow it. You're the adult, Daniel. Take charge. I just don't seem to know how. Of course you
44:30do it. You just reach inside and you harness your inner Rambo. You're on. Here we go. I've
44:42printed off some information from the website that I found. I think it's very useful. Plus,
44:48we've got a really good centre that we've used before when our pupils have had problems.
44:52The counsellors there are great. I need some time to think about this. Okay. Look who turned
45:06up. Martin! Mum. I need to talk to you. I'll leave you alone for a bit.
45:22You found them both? They've found each other, actually. Sam, thank you. I'll go and update
45:35Mrs. Fisher.
45:42Anyone's been frantic. So have I. Have you told me what happened this morning?
45:48I just wanted one more day where I could be normal, Tom.
46:00I'll take you home.
46:10I knew it. Even when I was a kid. Remember? I wanted to grow my hair long, but...
46:17You wouldn't let me in. I always dressed up. I shouldn't have let you spend so much time
46:24with those girls upstairs.
46:26But it wasn't them. It was me. You can't just explain it away. I'm sure about this. I've
46:38I've always been sure. And it's killing me. So what are you saying, Martin?
46:47I need to be me. What I am inside. I need to change.
46:55I don't want you to change. You... You're my son. My little boy. I... I'd miss you.
47:06I'm so unhappy. I can't live like this anymore.
47:13Hey. Hey.
47:15Oh, it's OK.
47:19I need to get my head round this. OK.
47:32Look. Why don't we just go home? And we can talk about it there, yeah?
47:41You all right, Dad?
47:56What's up?
47:58You still working late tonight?
48:00Yeah. Why?
48:03I was just thinking I have a couple of mates over, that's all.
48:07Nobody's gonna disturb you.
48:09A couple of mates?
48:11Yeah. You know. Ronan.
48:14Mm-hmm.
48:17Vicky.
48:18Oh, Vicky.
48:19That's a funny name for a bloke.
48:22Hey, we've only been here a few weeks.
48:25So no trouble. Nose clean, etc.
48:29There won't be any trouble.
48:31I'm just gonna go to the cinema and get a few pieces of ours.
48:35Right.
48:37No surprises. Please.
48:40You should try getting out yourself some time.
48:42You know, or you've still got all your own teeth.
48:46Cheers, Dad.
48:52I can't believe I was being all matey with him about that magazine.
48:56I just... I just thought he was another horny teenager.
49:00It must have been so painful for him.
49:02Well, it was a fair conclusion to jump to.
49:04You couldn't have known.
49:06I knew that something wasn't right, even this morning.
49:09Why can't Martin's mum see that he's that unhappy?
49:13Finding out that your child has gender issues
49:17is a lot to take in, Chris.
49:19Look, I know your heart's in the right place,
49:22but you were really in her face about it.
49:24It could have backfired.
49:26Well, isn't that a risk that we should be prepared to take
49:28after what happened last week?
49:30To a certain degree,
49:31but be careful you don't come across as being overzealous.
49:35I'm sorry, Karen.
49:36But given the choice,
49:37I'd rather be accused of being just that.
49:40We can't be parents.
49:42And anyway, Martin might change his mind in a few months' time.
49:46Do you believe that?
49:49I'll see you tomorrow.
49:53Hey, I've got an idea.
49:55Why don't I tell Rob to come for a drink
49:57and then you come and then I'll make me excuses?
49:59What?
50:02Janice, will you just stop it with this matchmaking thing now?
50:07It's demeaning.
50:09I am the headteacher here and Rob is the caretaker
50:13and that's as far as it goes.
50:16What now, Janice?
50:32It's just the invoices from today.
50:35Rob?
50:36Mm-hmm.
50:37I said I'd get them sorted quickly in return for the discount.
50:40Yeah, thanks.
50:42I'll just get back to my caretaking, shall I?
50:48Rob.
50:52About what was just said,
50:55I think, um, Janice has been winding us up a little.
51:01Yeah, I know.
51:02I mean, what a joke.
51:03Not Janice.
51:04You know, the headmistress with the mild-mannered janitor.
51:08I haven't got time for a drink anyway.
51:10I mean, I've got work up to here, you know.
51:12Wish I was taller.
51:14Sorry.
51:15Yeah.
51:16Oh, God.
51:17Well, I didn't have a clue what was going on.
51:18You've got to put the light in.
51:19It's supposed to be art, Rowan.
51:20Okay, you can say it was art, but it doesn't change the fact that nothing happened.
51:21It was cerebral.
51:22It's meant to make you think.
51:23Make you sleep more, like.
51:24Well, it doesn't take much soul-searching to become a fireman.
51:25You're kidding?
51:26You face life and death every day.
51:27Braver man than me, mate.
51:28Anyway, don't be such a BORVIC.
51:29I thought you'd love it.
51:30Big, strong fireman on your arm every day.
51:31Mmm, of course.
51:32Let's just make it more real.
51:33Let's just make it more real.
51:34Oh, well, I didn't know what I was going on.
51:35Well, I didn't know what I was going on, I think.
51:36I didn't know what I was going on, but I knew I was going on.
51:37I'd be like, oh, you never know, how you were going on, I didn't know.
51:38I didn't know when I was going on.
51:39Yeah, what the hell.
51:40I didn't know what I was going on.
51:41You face life and death every day.
51:43Braver man than me, mate.
51:45And you made up with such a bore, Vic.
51:47Thought you'd love it.
51:48Big, strong fireman on your arm every day.
51:51Mmm, of course.
51:53Let's just make it more real that you're not coming to uni with me.
51:56I'm gonna miss you.
51:57Maybe I'll keep you company where you're going.
51:59Aberdeen's my first choice.
52:01Bad luck, Manchester.
52:03Hi, me too.
52:05Cool.
52:06I'll get some plates.
52:08Okay, I'll help.
52:10You can keep your hearty farty rubbish.
52:12I'm more of an action movie bloke, me.
52:15That and Pixar.
52:17I don't care how old I get.
52:18Finding Nemo rocks.
52:34About time.
52:36Sorry, I just needed a knife.
52:47No, it doesn't matter.
52:48Just bring one in when you're ready.
52:50You were always the one doing the looking after.
53:01Even when you were small.
53:04I'd bottle it every time.
53:06Literally.
53:08Drown my sorrows.
53:11But you and Marley always made sure we were okay.
53:16Fed.
53:17Put to bed.
53:19Even the stupid dog got walked.
53:21You're not doing well with you, remember.
53:23You got run over.
53:24Yeah.
53:25Well, it shouldn't have been up to you.
53:28Mum, you...
53:29You haven't had time.
53:30I was the mother.
53:32And I let you down.
53:35That's not gonna happen again.
53:40We like a bit of denial, us Kellys.
53:42But we're also not half bad at facing up to things once we've woken up.
53:46Because we're strong.
53:48Yeah?
53:49I want to be.
53:50I want to be strong.
53:52I'm scared.
53:54I know, baby.
53:57But you're not on your own.
54:09This time, I'm gonna look after you.
54:12I...
54:15I just...
54:16I wanted to go away.
54:19Well, let's make that the plan, then.
54:22Let's go back to the hospital.
54:24And find out what happens next.
54:29Baby.
54:30Oh.
54:32No.
54:34Baby, say something.
54:36Say something I'll remember the next day.
54:41When the shadows conceal us from hoping.
54:47Baby, say something.
54:50Say something I'll remember the next day.
54:55But it's old news that we can't see before looking.
55:01Baby, say something.
55:03Say something I'll remember the next day.
55:09But it's old news that we can't see before looking.
55:13Whoa.
55:14Denzel's taking Prince to the park.
55:15I called Mr Kander.
55:16He said, come on in.
55:17That's great.
55:18I'll give you a lift to the hospital.
55:19We were kind of wondering if we could ask you to do a bit more than that.
55:24Yeah, I was Kelly's.
55:25We're strong and we can handle anything, but...
55:26Tom, we've been thinking that if there's three of us fighting this, then...
55:31Well, you know what they say about strength and numbers.
55:35So, if you're okay with it, then...
55:36Will you come in with us?
55:37You should try stopping the kid up.
55:38We'll get through this together, yeah?
55:39Yeah.
55:40Yeah.
55:41Yeah.
55:42Yeah.
55:43Tom, we've been thinking that if there's three of us fighting this, then...
55:46Well, you know what they say about strength and numbers.
55:49So, if you're OK with it, then, will you come in with us?
55:55You should try stopping the kid up.
55:59Get through this together, yeah?
56:13You're a loser. We'd all be better off if you left Waterloo Road.
56:29Oh, my God!
56:30I've got a stalker.
56:31Vicky, my sweet darling, will you marry me?
56:34Why don't you concentrate thinking about helping Waterloo Road
56:38instead of the other way around?
56:40You do think I've got good instincts, don't you, Daniel?
56:42Nobody reads the situation better than you do.
56:45We both know you're not going to marry Rona.
56:47Why not?
56:48Because you want me.
56:50Don't worry about Karen.
56:52She's tough, but it's only because she wants to make you a better teacher.
56:54No. It's personal.
56:57Been a while since I had a girl who helped me with my homework.
57:00Girl, indeed.
57:08And if you're keeping up with the life of the former pupils,
57:11there's another chance to see Episodes 3 and 4 of Waterloo Road Reunited.
57:16Check those out by pressing the red button now.