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00:12Did you ask me something?
00:15You were saying that this was your first official job in a long time?
00:19I haven't had a job or a desk or a computer in a long time.
00:24A very long time.
00:26How were your travels?
00:26Travels were good. I just checked a bag that weighed 47 pounds and a backpack.
00:33Pretty much just t-shirts, socks, underpants, a couple hoodies and that's about it.
00:41That's all I brought.
00:42Start blogging.
00:44I'd like to get into some blogging.
00:46The problem is that I didn't pay attention in typing class and I just typed with my two pointer fingers.
00:52So it's very, very embarrassing.
00:56I was playing the helicopter game in a typing class and I never learned how to use all my fingers
01:03so I just go like this.
01:04I type very slowly but I would like to get a couple blogs under my belt for sure.
01:10Thanks man, very excited.
01:12It's been at least seven or eight years since I had a computer.
01:17When you say that you don't have a computer at your house.
01:23No.
01:25How's that possible?
01:26I just use my phone.
01:28Yeah, I guess.
01:30I'm calling Pete right now.
01:34Hey Pete.
01:36Yeah?
01:36I'm here with Deutsch.
01:39Yeah?
01:39He hasn't had a computer for eight years.
01:41Can we get him one?
01:43Yeah, you make it sound like it's my fault.
01:45It's been eight years.
01:46I mean, someone's gotta be blamed for this.
01:50In a typing course.
01:51Yeah, in a typing course.
01:52Can we get a typing course on the computer?
01:54Type in course, I gotta go back to 1997.
01:57Mavis Beacon?
01:58You know when you put your hands into the box?
02:00Yeah, the hands in the box one.
02:01He wants that one.
02:02I was playing the helicopter game.
02:04I never learned how to type.
02:05We need that.
02:07Yeah, let me see if it's been shipped or what.
02:10Cause I know...
02:11Oh, you actually ordered him a computer?
02:13Holy shit.
02:14Oh yeah, we have him.
02:15And I just gotta see what his status is.
02:18I'm gonna get a computer.
02:18Is he gonna be in the Chicago office every day?
02:20I don't know where he's been.
02:21Yeah, he's standing right next to me right now.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Okay.
02:24He's a real life human being.
02:26Yeah, I'm aware.
02:27He's got feelings.
02:28He's got hopes.
02:29He's got dreams.
02:30He just doesn't have a computer.
02:32Sounds awful.
02:33Okay.
02:34And also, you wanna...
02:36He's...
02:36I'm on speakerphone.
02:37You wanna apologize for the last eight years?
02:40I just don't feel like that's my fault.
02:42I haven't had access to a computer in eight years.
02:44Eight years, Pete.
02:47Were you in prison then?
02:48Yeah.
02:50Eight years, Pete.
02:51Apologize.
02:51You know what?
02:53I'm gonna hang up and I'm gonna get right on this.
02:55No.
02:55Apologize.
02:56As a person who does do computers, apologize.
03:00No.
03:00It's not my fault.
03:01Just, it's so easy for you to just say, I'm sorry.
03:03You haven't had a computer for eight years.
03:04It's my fault.
03:05I'm a scumbag and I drink cum just all the day.
03:09Okay.
03:10Yeah, no.
03:10Okay.
03:11I probably asked for a little too much there at the end.
03:13Okay.
03:13How's the apartment?
03:16So, I can move into my apartment on the 15th.
03:19But Mincy offered me his apartment.
03:22Wait for when he's in Turkey.
03:24So I might just crash there.
03:26I love that.
03:27I can't wait to see what it's like.
03:29Wait, so where are you right at?
03:30This crashed one of my bloody summers.
03:32Oh my god, that's so good.
03:35Okay.
03:35So, wait.
03:36When does Mincy go to Turkey?
03:38Tuesday.
03:39Wait, tomorrow?
03:41I think so.
03:42Wow.
03:42He said three times, he goes, I'm not just being nice.
03:45You can stay at my place.
03:47And I was like, I'm going.
03:49If this is serious.
03:50Yeah.
03:51I'm going to.
03:51Is he expecting money?
03:53I'll stock his fridge.
03:55I don't know what he eats.
03:56He doesn't drink.
03:57He doesn't drink.
03:58I don't think so.
03:58I don't think so.
03:59He definitely doesn't cope.
04:01Ken Jack going higher at 25 million, 25 million.
04:09The correct answer is 15.5 in the Chicago.
04:18So, Dave, how are you going?
04:19Also, did we make any headway on the bracket?
04:24I haven't had a discussion about the bracket, but...
04:27If you need me to spearhead the bracket, I heard there's gonna be something where we
04:31can pitch stuff to either you or...
04:33Yeah, yeah, to Nick.
04:33Yeah, yeah.
04:34But, like, kind of like a shark tank.
04:36Yeah, yeah.
04:37I have a couple really good ideas.
04:39Okay, I love that.
04:45George, what is this for?
04:47Battle beers?
04:48Yeah.
04:48It's just something I've always wanted to do.
04:50I would've never come up with something like this.
04:52I just...
04:53I tried doing it with...
04:54Tried doing the grid with paper.
04:57Well, every project needs a prototype.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Well, we never even used the prototype.
05:02So, we're gonna have two boards separate.
05:05That way we don't have to carry, like, a six-foot thing.
05:08Brilliant.
05:08There's two there.
05:09Okay.
05:10Two here.
05:10So, it's gonna be, like, a wall.
05:12Three foot by three foot squares.
05:15So, I figured a solo cup is probably, like, three inches.
05:18Yep.
05:18So, we'll have a 10 by 10 grid.
05:20That sounds right?
05:22Yeah.
05:23I think this thing's gonna get a ton of use.
05:25I think so, too.
05:26I hope so.
05:26I think everybody's gonna wanna play.
05:28So, I can make, like...
05:30Cut it out and have, like, cut holes in it so the cups can go in it.
05:33And I can paint it silver and make it look like a submarine or a battleship.
05:39That's awesome.
05:39I can't wait to get it going.
05:41Me, too.
05:42Thanks, man.
05:43Me, too.
05:47I'm working on my Prezi.
05:49No, I got nothing for you right now.
05:51The Yak's got you doing this?
05:53The Yak, yeah, you could say that.
05:56This is more Donnie science?
05:58This is Donnie does science.
05:59I don't really know what I'm supposed to be presenting here.
06:01So, I got, like, 20 minutes to figure it out.
06:04I'm not sure what we're going with yet here.
06:06But we're working on it.
06:09What's with the fuck off Mark sign?
06:11Are you guys beefing?
06:12That's just...
06:13Mark, he's coming back here too much.
06:15I'm never going to get this done with him walking back here.
06:17So, that's just for him.
06:18If he tries to come back here, now he knows.
06:33Get the...
06:34Get the fuck out of here.
06:38Goddamn him.
06:42I'm never going to do this fucking presentation.
06:44That's the shit out of here.
06:46Hey, Seth.
06:47I was sent here to tell you five minute warning.
06:49Okay, well, tell him I say ten minute warning.
06:52No.
06:52Five minute warning.
06:54Brandon.
06:55You tell us to start late.
06:57Five minutes.
06:58You have five minutes.
06:59I have ten minutes.
07:00No, you don't.
07:01And there's no Prezi.
07:02What do you want?
07:03Why do you need ten minutes?
07:04Because I got to finish.
07:05Then you should have started earlier.
07:06Hey, you get what you get.
07:09You want an unfinished project, go for it.
07:11That's not what you want.
07:11Why did you start earlier?
07:13Because I didn't fucking start earlier.
07:14There's no shit to do.
07:16It's crazy.
07:17No, it's not.
07:19Five minute warning.
07:20Ten minutes.
07:22I got to pay.
07:27Donnie, what the fuck?
07:28Mark, knock.
07:29Donnie.
07:31Donnie.
07:32Donnie, you have to be done.
07:33Mark.
07:33You have to be done.
07:34I'm done in two minutes.
07:35How is it two minutes?
07:36It's been-
07:37Because it keeps you going.
07:38You've had two weeks, dude.
07:39Doesn't matter.
07:40Doesn't matter.
07:40Doesn't matter.
07:41How are you not done?
07:42How are you not done?
07:43Get over there.
07:44We're waiting on you.
07:45We're literally just sitting around waiting on you.
07:47Mark, do your show.
07:48Do your fucking show.
07:50We gave you two weeks, Donnie.
07:52You didn't give me anything.
07:53You didn't give me anything.
07:54We gave you two weeks.
07:55Get out of here.
07:55Get out of here.
07:56Get out of here.
07:58Get out of here.
08:10We're going to be here until 8 p.m.
08:13Wait for him to get done with this thing.
08:14I'm not even talking to you, Donnie.
08:16I'm talking to Luke.
08:18The fuck, dude?
08:19I'm going to stop my life from this guy.
08:20Yeah, what are you doing?
08:22Oh, yeah.
08:23You're supposed to be here at 1 o'clock.
08:25I'm supposed to be here when I want to show up.
08:28What?
08:28Jack McCarthy says I don't take any shit from you anymore.
08:31Especially you.
08:33But you agreed to do this.
08:36I will do it on my time.
08:38This is for your benefit, Donnie.
08:39I'm ready.
08:39What do you mean your time?
08:40We have a show every day from 12 to 2.
08:42Your day, I'm ready.
08:44All right.
08:44The wonders of science.
08:45Donnie, do science presentation.
08:47What makes a good scientist?
08:49Click.
08:52Slow down here.
08:53Oh, no.
08:54What?
08:54Oh, Jesus.
08:55Being in a wheelchair.
08:56That's a pedophile.
08:57That's a pedophile.
08:58You'll never be a good scientist.
09:03God forbid we give you a test tube.
09:06Next slide.
09:07China.
09:08China.
09:08Oh, here we go.
09:10We go to China.
09:11Yeah.
09:12Okay.
09:12Next slide.
09:13Was that just to hit the China quota?
09:15Why China?
09:16Nope.
09:17Why China?
09:18Why China?
09:19Next slide.
09:21Okay.
09:22In order to turn a beautiful mind, I have to reset my chi.
09:24Do you mean IQ or odor?
09:26That's how you pronounce chi.
09:27That's chi, like the life force in your body?
09:30Exactly.
09:30I love this.
09:31I love this.
09:32And then, next, Mark fucked it up.
09:36I can't finish.
09:38Wait.
09:39You type this.
09:40But you're not at the end yet.
09:42That's the end.
09:42This is the end.
09:43So that was, I was about to keep adding experiments and then you came over and started writing shit
09:47on my whiteboard and saying, time to go, time to go.
09:49Yeah.
09:50So now, oh, it zooms in.
09:52I had time to make it.
09:53If you had time to add that effect.
09:54And you finished.
09:55Slide it.
09:57This sucks.
09:58I want the big one.
10:00The big disc, dude.
10:01That's what we need.
10:01You need to relax.
10:03Your chi's all messed up.
10:05Dude, your chi's.
10:06Your chi's all out.
10:07I think I'm gonna have perfect chi.
10:09I think we're gonna bring in the chi doctor.
10:10I can see that.
10:11And my chi's gonna be perfect.
10:13And Donnie's gonna spiral even more.
10:16What's up with you and Donnie?
10:17What's our relationship?
10:20It's a story of chi.
10:22It's really it.
10:23It's what we learned today.
10:24Is that the chi levels are off.
10:26Are you framebogging me right now?
10:28I would love to go to China with Donnie.
10:30I think if we could go to China together, that would solve all of our problems.
10:34If we could just clear out the, what do you say, the Wi-Fi toxins and get our chi situated.
10:40I think we'd be in a good spot.
10:42With you and Titus, do you think he envies you?
10:46Titus, I have no idea.
10:47He's got a lot of hate in his heart, man.
10:49I feel bad.
10:50I can't walk around with that much hate.
10:52It's gonna kill him.
10:53Who do you think in the office has the worst chi?
10:56The worst chi?
10:58Probably Titus.
10:59I think it's gotta be between Titus and Titus.
11:02I'm trying to help him.
11:04Would you welcome him on a trip to China with you?
11:06I would love to go to China with Titus and fix his chi.
11:09And mine.
11:10I could use some chi help too, but Titus, if he's open to it, we'll go together.
11:15Looks like you have a computer.
11:17I have a computer, but I'm having some trouble with the login process.
11:23We've got some wires crossed.
11:25These things can be awfully frustrating.
11:31That's not good.
11:33For me, we forgot a password.
11:36Alright, let's see.
11:38Session expired.
11:40Great.
11:42Can I sign this thing out and take it home?
11:49There's definitely a learning curve.
11:52Is this what I'm supposed to be seeing?
11:54I think I'm good to go.
11:57Shit.
11:58Why did it kick me out?
12:05Alright, I think I'm in.
12:10Oh.
12:11Oh.
12:12Oh.
12:13Really?
12:14Alright, that was $60 to get in.
12:15Is there anything in there except for opportunities?
12:18Pretty good.
12:19It's been a pretty successful first day.
12:21To talk to Mincy?
12:23Yeah, Mincy's giving me his key fob.
12:26So, I think I'll have it for like 8 to 10 days.
12:30I'll be in Mincy's place.
12:31You got Deutsch staying at your place?
12:33Yeah.
12:33Yeah, man.
12:34Well, look.
12:35Here's the thing on that.
12:36There ain't been a bigger wonder on this earth than me in my life.
12:39And I've gotten to that exact spot where I'm moving.
12:41I saw Deutsch showed up with the bags he brought.
12:44I just know when you're going through that stuff, it's great to have people support it.
12:48Because I've certainly been on the other end of the deal.
12:50So, I'm glad to help him.
12:51And I'm going to Turkey for 8 days.
12:53And Deutsch can make himself at home at our place.
12:55And he gets to be in a great neighborhood.
12:57I hope he enjoys it.
13:00Ben Mintz apartment tour.
13:02Coming into the apartment.
13:04We got the kitchen on the right.
13:05To the left, we have the bathroom.
13:08And it smells fresh in here.
13:10Tub is really clean.
13:12Solid.
13:13Solid shower.
13:17Here we do have a bit of an issue.
13:19There is a cracked toilet seat.
13:21I'm not sure if he tried to cannonball it.
13:26Or if he just tried to drop in from a dead stand.
13:29But you know he's pinching his ass every time he sits down to take a dump.
13:33Into the bedroom.
13:36And if these walls could talk.
13:40Closet to the left.
13:43I can't tell if we're working with a full or a queen size mat.
13:49But it's a nice mattress.
13:50Very firm.
13:52And a pretty solid little sneaker collection.
14:14That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
14:18I really appreciate it.
14:20I'm honored to like this part.
14:21It's gorgeous.
14:22It is pretty gorgeous.
14:24I couldn't have done that if I had a full year to work on it.
14:29What a guy.
14:30You know how you'd even put two boards like that together?
14:34Oh he added some wood enforcement.
14:36Yeah.
14:39Like so.
14:40Wow.
14:40I mean you can't even.
14:42Oh my god.
14:43I couldn't even see it if I tried.
14:45No.
14:45It's going to be on the table.
14:50We're going to call him Jacob Picasso.
14:52This is amazing.
14:53Died in 1971.
14:55Did he?
14:56Yes.
14:56Were you born in 1971?
14:57Nope.
14:58Alright well.
14:59When were you born?
15:002003.
15:01We've got to find an artist that died in 2003.
15:04Because you're reincarnated at this guy.
15:05We've got to figure out how we play Battleship.
15:07Because I have no idea.
15:08What do you mean?
15:09You didn't look into it?
15:10No not yet.
15:11So are you calling this out?
15:12Are you throwing a ball?
15:14Are you guys fucking kidding me?
15:16Are you calling it out like regular Battleship?
15:18Or is this people?
15:20You're calling it out.
15:20Call it out.
15:21Oh I thought you were throwing a ball.
15:23Oh and it lands?
15:25Oh.
15:25No.
15:25We've got to do the nor-
15:26Are you guys against the normal?
15:28No.
15:28I'm all for the normal way.
15:31But now I'm thinking who they get.
15:33Now that would also be an element.
15:35Like I said.
15:35There's pups in each thing.
15:36And then you just.
15:38That could be a whole nother.
15:39That could be an element.
15:40That could be a level two.
15:41Yeah level two.
15:42That could be like you get won a game.
15:43And it's an automatic sync if you.
15:45That's true.
15:46I like that.
15:47Imagine if you hit the tanker with a full shot.
15:50Or this could be like battle.
15:52Like die.
15:53You could play die into this too.
15:55Oh yeah.
15:56The die could be this if you sink it.
15:58I'm just going to test and see how this goes.
16:00Alright.
16:02C8.
16:06Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:08Got it.
16:08So now I have to drink the beer?
16:12It's a test run.
16:13We're just testing it out.
16:15Alright.
16:16B4.
16:18Nailed it.
16:19Dude.
16:20Damn.
16:22Alright.
16:22Cheers.
16:24Cheers.
16:25Alright.
16:25Great test.
16:26What do you think?
16:28Dude.
16:29This is beautiful.
16:30Shout out Jacob.
16:31Is it everything you ever thought of?
16:33Yeah.
16:33It's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
16:36Oh my god.
16:38So how many beers is in a game?
16:39I think it's 17.
16:41Oh my god.
16:42So you should do a stream where you don't stop until you win three in a row.
16:47How long?
16:48With a partner?
16:49Yeah.
16:49Because that could be 51 beers.
16:51It could be 51 beers.
16:52You've done that before though right?
16:53In like a full day.
16:54Okay.
16:54Yeah.
16:55One game though if you lose is 17.
16:58Yes.
16:59Five, three, three.
17:00Five, three, three, one.
17:01Five, three, three, two.
17:02So what is that?
17:02Five, four, three, three, two.
17:04Five, four, three, three, two.
17:06Five, four, three, three, two.
17:0715.
17:0815.
17:09That's a lot of beers.
17:09It's only 15.
17:10Yeah.
17:11It's not that bad.
17:12Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17.
17:1817?
17:19Okay.
17:19All right.
17:19Because that's still a lot of beers.
17:2117 is a lot of beers.
17:23I think it also.
17:24Like three is kind of a lot.
17:25It should also come to a point where it's teams of three.
17:29Okay.
17:29So it's a little bit more reasonable of a pregame.
17:32I mean.
17:33The two boat could be like two shots.
17:36Because it's the smallest one.
17:38Or what about.
17:39What about just one shot float by you every day?
17:41That's a good one.
17:42You did this.
17:43Coming up with the greatest ideas.
17:45You gotta hit the life route.
17:46But we could also do hot dogs standing up vertical.
17:50Oh my God.
17:51Yeah.
17:51Or like yeah.
17:52Taco Bell burritos.
17:53Vertically.
17:54Yeah.
17:55In the sitting in the boats.
17:57Or you could do dog beer, dog beer.
17:59That's not a bad idea whatsoever.
18:00Get chestnut in here.
18:02This is why we brought you in boys.
18:04For innovations like hot dogs on the battle beers board.
18:07I never thought I'd see the day honestly.
18:08It's incredible.
18:10Don't let anyone tell you dreams are impossible.
18:12I know.
18:13Cause I'm looking at a battle beers board.
18:14I just want to play so bad.
18:17You know.
18:18Now I think the first episode is going to be without me.
18:21Cause I gotta go to Turkey and get my hair done.
18:24Okay.
18:24So I won't be able to drink for a week.
18:27Who do you want to replace you?
18:29White boy Rick.
18:31He's a little light on his loafers though.
18:33I don't know if he could do eight or nine beers.
18:34He is so light on his loafers.
18:35Fuck.
18:35Are you fucking kidding me?
18:37Dude you're the lightest on your loafers I've ever seen.
18:39You don't think I could.
18:39You're a nice guy.
18:40I really like him a lot.
18:42But you're a little light on here.
18:43I don't think you could do eight or nine beers.
18:44Okay.
18:45Are you fucking kidding me?
18:46You don't think I could drink nine beers?
18:47So I want Rick to be my replacement.
18:50I love the passion.
18:51Okay.
18:52So when I'm back though.
18:53I'm stunned.
18:54This is for the cameras right?
18:55What do you mean?
18:56No.
18:57We could mix in like a couple of duels or waters.
19:03So what's your fucking problem?
19:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:06I'm just fucking busy man.
19:07I was just trying to upset you.
19:11Mission accomplished.
19:12Let's all be friends here.
19:14Let's all be friends.
19:15That was crazy.
19:15This game brings us together.
19:17This is like a dream come true.
19:18We've been talking about this forever.
19:21Yeah, it's definitely beyond my wildest dreams.
19:24I didn't think it was going to turn out with this high of quality.
19:29Dude it just looks so good.
19:30Especially when we started like the rough draft.
19:32And we were, you know, without a ruler.
19:35Right.
19:36And now that we have this.
19:38Yeah.
19:39It's kind of like a dream come true thing.
19:40It's incredible.
19:41Yeah.
19:41I'm just, I know you're going to run a tight ship.
19:44I'm going to run a tight ship.
19:46Yeah.
19:47I mean, we could ramble about the plans that we have.
19:50I would love like the shit to blow up or the shit to blow up.
19:53And I would love like what we were talking about the van.
19:56Yeah.
19:57We have an anchor, throw it out.
19:59I think that's a genius idea.
20:01Visiting different bars and campuses.
20:03I mean, I think this could be in backyards across the country.
20:07This might be the game of spring break or the game of the summer.
20:10Spring and summer.
20:11I think people are going to be trying to jerry rig their own boards.
20:15Oh yeah.
20:15Oh yeah.
20:16There's a lot of opportunity.
20:17I can't wait.
20:18There's a ton of opportunity here.
20:19It's exciting.
20:21There's so much potential.
20:22There's so much potential.
20:24There's so much potential.
20:24It's so great.
20:25George, is this the best first week you've ever had on a job?
20:29Oh, for sure.
20:30I come into work excited.
20:33I get to have games like this made for me.
20:37This has been one of the best weeks of my life.
20:40Shout out to Jacob for making this.
20:43Yeah.
20:43We just found out that Jacob is the reincarnated Wally Hendrix because he died in 2003.
20:49So we have to, I think when you get back, we take Jacob out to a nice steak dinner.
20:56I'm down to Chicago cut.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Yeah.
20:58Very good.
20:58Perfect.
20:59Or a seafood, whichever he prefers.
21:02You don't like seafood?
21:03I love seafood.
21:04Okay.
21:04Yeah.
21:04All right.
21:05We'll do both.
21:05Okay.
21:05Why not both?
21:07Surf and turf.
21:08Yeah.
21:08Yeah.
21:09Surf and turf for Jacob.
21:11Shout out Jacob.
21:12The best.
21:19The best.
21:21The best.
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