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00:00I need some furniture, I need a computer.
00:02I get here once every two months and you're like, where's my dad?
00:04Could you beat one-on-one one of us?
00:07I'd like to think so.
00:08We might have a risk of overdraw.
00:10No, we get it off, we're gonna have this.
00:12I have $50,000 to buy 50% of it.
00:16By the way, today's strawberry ice cream.
00:18I've heard chatter, yeah.
00:27Hey, Dana, how you guys feeling?
00:29Ready to roll, ready to roll.
00:31I fucking love basketball.
00:34I love basketball.
00:36You're in the right place.
00:37I know.
00:38This is very exciting.
00:40And that's also a good excuse to get, like, obsessed obsessed.
00:43I agree with that.
00:44Because I've been on the fringe of obsessed,
00:46and now I'm ready to get fully obsessed with the show.
00:49I'm excited to work with you, Dana.
00:51Thanks, Code.
00:52I'll call you Code.
00:53Yeah, go ahead.
00:55You can do that.
00:56Hot start for you as the producer.
00:58How so?
01:00Just crushing it.
01:01Thank you, bro.
01:02Well, we haven't even went live yet,
01:03so a lot of things can go wrong in the next five minutes.
01:07I was more talking about the announcement videos.
01:11Or lack thereof.
01:12Yeah, are we gonna talk about that?
01:13We gotta get tested.
01:14We have to.
01:14No, no, no.
01:15I need you.
01:16What's happening?
01:17I'm telling you what I need from you.
01:18I need you to step up.
01:19I need you to be like, we're shooting this on this day.
01:21I had a vision, I had a script, I had a plan,
01:23I had people coming.
01:24But why didn't you tell us what the vision was?
01:26Because we rescheduled three times.
01:27But that has nothing to do with you telling us what the vision was.
01:31My issue's not with the schedule.
01:32It's with the vision, dude.
01:33You told me I'm the commissioner of a league.
01:36I should wear a suit and draft my players.
01:37And then I got here and you said,
01:39I'm Ray Liotta and Goodfellas.
01:40That doesn't make sense.
01:41We had 20 minutes.
01:42I don't understand what the vision is.
01:43We had 20 minutes.
01:43He's gotta travel.
01:45You had stuff last night.
01:46He had after dark, he wasn't coming in.
01:49And then you were up late last night.
01:50And you were coming in.
01:51All right, next week, Cody.
01:53We're gonna have a day at a time.
01:54But we were here.
01:54Take this camera and shut me up my fucking ass.
01:58That's the number one storyline heading into the show.
02:00Get over it, dude.
02:02I'm early.
02:03It's by five minutes.
02:06Mark.
02:08Oh boy.
02:08You know what my coaches always said?
02:12I don't know how to say it with quotes.
02:13You know what it is.
02:16It's if you're not early or late.
02:17Yeah, but you failed on that so fast.
02:19You tried.
02:20It's all about being 15 minutes early.
02:21You just literally said you don't know what my coaches say.
02:25I don't even know what it is.
02:26Yeah, there was a quote there.
02:27You didn't even give it a tip, Dana.
02:30If you're not 15 minutes early, you're late.
02:34That's something like that.
02:36Yeah.
02:37All right, Mark, I'm gonna go.
02:38If you're early or you're on time.
02:40If you're on time, you're late.
02:41Mark, look at the screen.
02:42We'll ever know?
02:43No.
02:45I'm just showing you how it's gonna work.
02:48It's a good stinger.
02:49Shut up, Dana.
02:50It's a good stinger.
02:51I'm giving you a couple of minutes.
02:56Heyo!
02:57Welcome to Mostly Hoops.
03:00We are here.
03:01I'm a little loud, Cody.
03:02Can you turn me down on my headphones?
03:03How do you control the headphones?
03:11The two different options you guys have are.
03:13This is the dry.
03:15So this is pretty simple.
03:16You're just gonna.
03:17Your action's on the back.
03:18Okay.
03:19You just fill up a thing with cold water.
03:21Six, seven, uh, six and three worth of quarts.
03:25That's right.
03:26And then dump it in, whisk it, and that's it.
03:29And if you guys do like this one, this cup that's dulled,
03:31they also have, like, you can get raspberry, pineapple, mango, peach,
03:35all these different flavors, which are yes.
03:37Hell yeah.
03:38Thanks, Joe.
03:40Appreciate you, bro.
03:41Yeah.
03:41Appreciate it.
03:42Max, we got strawberry coming soon.
03:44Whoa.
03:46Whoa.
03:46Big wheat.
03:49Doing strawberry and vanilla or strawberry and chocolate?
03:53I think we're, the vote, I believe, was to replace chocolate with the strawberry.
03:59I would prefer that.
04:00Sounds like that's a heavy answer.
04:01Big Cat, is that correct?
04:03Yeah.
04:04What?
04:05Chocolate, chocolate replaced by strawberry.
04:10This is what the people want.
04:11What the people want, what the people get.
04:12Yak chat is always just.
04:13The wheel and the yak chat.
04:20Have y'all seen the gambling cave?
04:21Yeah, there's a lot of boys in there, right?
04:23All the dodgeball boys.
04:24Guys, I...
04:24Whoa, hey, there they are.
04:27I walked in the gambling cave expecting to see T-Bob and Megan.
04:30I saw that.
04:30Solid ratio, boys.
04:33Nice.
04:34Could you beat one-on-one one of us every single time, no matter what?
04:39I'd like to think so, yeah.
04:41Can we spin the wheel to see one of us go one-on-one?
04:43Oh, God.
04:44Where are you aiming?
04:45Oh, shit.
04:46Oh, I love cave, love that.
04:47They like that.
04:48Oh, I hate that.
04:49All right, spin it.
04:50Big Cat's talking to shit.
04:51Yeah, right.
04:52I'm wearing fucking...
04:52It's not going to be me.
04:53That's why I don't care.
04:55I just got these glasses.
04:56Oh, fuck.
04:59Wait, is the word ball in your last name?
05:02Well, goddamn.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:06Oh, fuck!
05:08Oh, fuck!
05:09Ah!
05:09Ah!
05:10Ah!
05:10Ah!
05:11You didn't dodge!
05:14You didn't dodge!
05:16You didn't dodge.
05:16The glass!
05:17Oh, yeah.
05:17On the line, nah, let's do that, let's do that, let's do that.
05:42Evo, go play one-on-one with this guy, yeah!
05:53Can we get the supposed goat in here?
05:57No, I haven't done this in so long.
06:02Get his ass, Evo!
06:05How are you feeling, Evo?
06:24That hurt like a lot.
06:31Come on, get him, come on, get him!
06:39Get the fuck away from me, you're into shit!
07:07Did you have fun, Brandon?
07:14You killed it, you lasted longer than Big Cat.
07:30I gotta run, otherwise I'd fucking smoke all of them.
07:39You're lucky, you're lucky I have stuff to do.
07:42All of them are lucky, really.
07:45I think the kids are creamy.
07:52Evo, it's JB.
07:55We might have a risk of overdraw.
07:58No, we never are.
07:59Yeah, they're gonna have this.
08:01Pause.
08:02This is 100 people.
08:04We don't have the confirmation.
08:06Wow.
08:07We're doing stress tests.
08:08Hey, how are you doing?
08:09How are you doing?
08:10Doing great.
08:11Doing good.
08:12How's the cream?
08:13I'm about to find out.
08:14Okay.
08:15What's up, guys?
08:17You should be good.
08:18You should be good.
08:19Thank you, man.
08:20You're very welcome.
08:21It's a pretty good cone.
08:22It is.
08:23Checking everybody's form, how they do with the swirl, how fast they.
08:40Junior.
08:41Junior.
08:42Oh, that's a good one.
08:43That's a good one.
08:44That was a good one.
08:45That's a pretty good one.
08:46That was a good one.
08:47Well done.
08:48That's good.
08:49I'm impressed with their swirls.
08:51They're doing a great job.
08:53I'm sure they get a lot of practice at the dining hall.
08:56Do you guys have an ice cream machine in your dining hall?
09:00I don't know.
09:01I haven't been to an official dining hall since freshman year, but I think we did when
09:04I was there.
09:05Okay.
09:06We have that machine.
09:07Oh.
09:08Do you have the same one?
09:09A regular C713?
09:10Absolutely.
09:11Is it gravity fed or pump fed?
09:12Do you know?
09:13I think gravity.
09:14Hell yeah.
09:15It's all fusion.
09:16You guys made it.
09:18I think the same weather competition during the MiAC is not.
09:32Very entertaining.
09:34No.
09:35No.
09:36No.
09:37No.
09:38No.
09:39No.
09:40No.
09:41No.
09:42No.
09:43No.
09:44No.
09:45No.
09:46No.
09:47No.
09:48No.
09:49No.
09:50We haven't had this many people creaming once since opening day.
09:52since opening day a little bit of a stress test that's a little bit it's a little bit scary
09:56especially now that since opening day we have a thicker mixture a lot of young guys too i feel
10:01they're coming back they're certainly oh they're definitely going to come back we're going to have
10:05to keep an eye on our level that could be good for the good for the home team dodgeball team
10:09tonight though they're just saturated dairy maybe they're moving a little slow point we should get
10:14them to drink and eat even more not a bad strap wait do you think they all just sugar crack do you
10:20think do you think we do company-wide email hey guys did nobody eat the ice cream we put laxatives
10:26in the ice cream um i don't know too mischievous mischievous yeah i feel like yeah it might be
10:36maybe too maybe too steep there maybe we don't have enough toilets yeah maybe we don't go to laxatives
10:40we don't have enough toilets no that's poop everywhere that feels like we're committing
10:43like a soft felony i don't know yeah all right i'd like real no felony just want to win yeah anything
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11:48i think you would really enjoy this esports space why i don't like watching other people
11:53play video games i don't even like playing video games myself content will be good though but what
11:58what content we get a bunch of nerds who have no personality playing video games on their computer all day
12:03the goal is to dominate challengers and our team says fucking mook satch jerry we want to stick with
12:12bush get us investors and we'll go start our own pro pro you want to buy it from him yeah oh do you
12:19want to buy it why do you want to buy it i'll buy for 25 000 today oh so he's just doing what you did to
12:29handle i'm going to give him 50 000 for 50 of the company cash you want to give him 50 000 50
12:36percent cash what if he gives away equity to other people before that what if i got equity
12:45i'm okay with that i know i know you'd help us okay all right great you know yeah i i want to i
12:51i have 50 000 to buy 50 of the team i could just buy the team
12:59i mean yeah we would like that we'd rather you have a good day i might buy from awesome 50 grand
13:05you can't because i offer 50 and 50 percent yeah but i'm i can offer all cash
13:11i can offer cash too right now right now right this second yeah you have 50 grand on you if you pay
13:1650 grand that fucking team do you not understand what advertisements we could possibly get if the
13:23content is good hank i do pretty good you're saying it's a great deal no bad deal yeah how much do you
13:32think the team's worth today's zero okay today's zero that's that's the actually that's what it is
13:40what was what about with zach involved price goes on it's still zero because dave is on his beach in
13:46his house and he's checked out you don't even know what telleride butch gaming was he said what is
13:51this yesterday make the call buy the team yeah and buy it do you think austin's gonna do too no passion
14:02he literally tried to scam dave he said the valuation of the team's a million dollars and when austin told
14:06him the value since he was a million dollars jerry said well i was joking i was trying to i was trying
14:11to i was trying to pump it up that's scamming the worst part is jerry sees this as like a profitable
14:18future there's a world that's the real problem what do you ever hear a lot of your face like
14:24you're in the gaming community you understand this why are you always like doing this for how many
14:30all right that took them 20 like those are like for how many objected phases you know how many
14:35failed gaming companies there are there are hundreds how many more people uh one parcel hooligans
14:43so over one we're over one what the is that exactly we were the premier gaming oh we can't
14:50work you can't be thinking about the past whatever that hooligan hooligans muge
14:55like there's plenty balls smitty and myself talk about a roster you might be you're the only
15:02stake in that four it sounds like i'm the only one left there's a little bit you come in a little bit
15:08me and you sass put some money together
15:13this has potential you know it has some type of potential it's not it's not it's not it's not a
15:17you thing it's not a telluride bush thing it's it's it's the it's the the league the the game and
15:23the have you ever seen this guy have you ever seen an optic watch party 80 000 people 100 000
15:28people live in there you're talking about like have you ever seen the dodgers play baseball and
15:31you're trying to start a triple a team like it's going to take time for sure yeah yeah when did
15:36optics start 2011. they'll never there will never be a watch 2006. no there is no doing that like
15:42there's you're he's trying to he's trying to become an actor he's like hey i'm going to start
15:46acting and i'm like that's not going to make you money he goes you ever heard of leonardo dicaprio
15:50that's it i think there's like there's a world where we can't be it might not be leo but you
15:54could be flow you can be like like still pretty lucrative like still like respected in the end
16:04you'd like the cdl i could see you watching the cdl oh we're still going
16:08oh my god yeah i might like it i i did i did a real offer to austin i said 50 000
16:1550 50. full 50. full 50. cash yes cash give me 50 percent he said no five percent five percent
16:25five percent i can't do five you said it was a million get me up in the morning five
16:29percent but you said it was a million that was an inflated number i tried to get dave on our side
16:33but do you have any guys that were invaders yeah yes we have guys who everyone's super hot
16:40what all this no they're not old as they're 24 years old i don't want anyone
16:48older than 18 years old yeah it's good for the league if we have something
17:03come on i agree but you just did the i've seen it i've seen it you know players get 90 of winnings
17:11correct that's that's standard so 90 of winnings that's pretty four so we're trying to win the
17:19biggest how much is that 150 250 250k we get we get 10 of it this is nothing so we get nothing all
17:28right so that were you eventually trying to get to the pros that's correct well that's how much it
17:33cost to get into the pro we did no but it doesn't cost that anymore we did some research how much
17:38how much did it cost it used to cost like 25 mil what yes it used to yes and they've jumped down all
17:45the way down and now it could be even less than like five mil but the grand prize is 200k
17:51yeah it's all fucking joke dude nothing nothing makes sense i'm gonna buy this team for a dollar
18:00and then i'm gonna yeah but i'll talk about you valued it at a million yeah i'm saying awesome
18:05value to that million you tried to scam d
18:09scam dude he doesn't even know what it is
18:12what brings you into it i need some furniture i need a chair so you came here i used to have a
18:25desk down there and then i was like by the page brand account and then i got moved to the second
18:29row and then i don't know the production guy booted me out of there people who are here every day have
18:34a hard enough time getting a desk you're here you're here once every two months you're like where's my desk
18:39eddie assigned this desk to me after eddie took his desk back from me if you had a desk though it's
18:46going to be accumulating spiderwebs no it's not yeah it is you're here like once every two months
18:50what are you talking about what do you what would you say here how often do you think you're here
18:54three three three out four weeks i'd say but this is where i was and now i now it's like university
19:02of illinois well yeah we probably like you've been gone long enough to where we like hire new people
19:07and my husband so now i'm three now i'm down here on this row with anna because i need a chair
19:15there's chairs downstairs but you have to assemble it they're in a box all right i can do that
19:23it can't be that hard if it's like 50 of them done up there right do i need tools
19:29i don't know what do you have in there what are you doing what are you talking about
19:35i put together a chair so i can sit down oh do you know how to build things yeah i might need tools
19:41though this is allen wrench headquarters driving to wisconsin
19:50uline where like all this office comes from they're like the craziest company they own or they
19:57sell everything under the sun but they're in wisconsin right over the border it's like the
20:01biggest building you've ever seen in your life like multiple amazon headquarters combined it's huge
20:09get some work done guys
20:13i figured i'd wait about two hours to tell dante this but we currently have our guy sante
20:18down there already building all the chairs it's kind of like how you gotta like keep a baby busy
20:22you know let them distract themselves be entertained he needs something to do while he's here for the
20:26next few hours how's the chair building going oh it's coming along baby
20:36i think i think it'll i think it'll be standard chair uh making time do you hear that dante oh
20:56i take it back dude i come in here i mean enjoy it you're gonna i come in here and i just get
21:01gonna have a good desk for like a day everyone's in my kitchen i walk in
21:04fucking dan jumps all over me today you call him a bitch dude i call i call you a bitch yeah there's
21:13a difference between me being a bitch like stop being a bitch and being like a a bitch like a
21:19there's a difference between a fucking bitch and like just like being a bitch you know no you don't
21:25i get what you're saying oh boy dante building chair hey you can't return a text what you didn't
21:34text me when about thanksgiving when i don't know probably when you were on one of your benders this
21:41weekend dude come on man you didn't text me you dickhead you texted the wrong donnie again probably
21:49that's on you i i switched you to chef donnie well you didn't text me fuck i uh i was cruising but i put
21:58the bracket that holds everything on backwards so i had to take it all back apart
22:06and i was like oh do you want to have the water there please why do i keep doing that
22:26i'm taking that tonight
22:56no you're not i'll be so mad uh by the way today's strawberry ice cream day i've heard
23:02chatter yeah yeah oh but jacob's sick jacob is out is he sick yeah because when you're sick you're out
23:10you don't get everyone else sick wow strawberry day really snuck up on us it really did and i i
23:14still think we've made a mistake going strawberry and vanilla but i'm gonna oh you did strawberry
23:20chocolate i always thought it should have been strawberry chocolate oh i don't you would swirl
23:23strawberry chocolate together that's yeah oh i don't that's crazy chocolate covered strawberries
23:27guys if it's a swirl vanilla has to be involved it's insane i have a two right so 13 13 and a half
23:32i think i love that you guys are whipping out the pie right yeah good show all right let's get cooking
23:44i hope this works it will it will be devastating if it didn't work step two add one bag of dull soft
23:55serve mix while stirring the wire whisk okay we got stir until stir it until completely dissolves
24:01it smells so good smell that get a whiff get a whiff of them yeah this is a good this is a good paste
24:32i don't think it's gonna get as thick as the customer but thick ish maybe we just get it so we followed
24:41we followed the bag yeah and now we're here it looks a little thin a little of anything so it's
24:46we needed 27 cups so 13 and a half dumps of this container so we did okay i mean so we did that
24:53like does that affect our math basically don't ask i don't know the math is not much it said i just
24:59looked it up it said when properly mixed with water it will produce a sauce served with a light creamy
25:04texture the sauce served uh similar to sorbet but creamier if you put the net weight of the powder
25:11within that weight of how much water it should equal if you have the right measurement it should be
25:16that this is the right way so this is the right amount if this is measured correctly we would weigh
25:225443.2 grams okay that's a lot of grams
25:30perfect all right you guys do if anything there's less water there's not enough water
25:35i think you guys nailed it yeah let's go i think you guys did a great job
25:38i'm a little bit worried about the consistency difference that should be okay might just take
25:52a few extra minutes to get dialed a little bit of adversity but it'll be all right how you feeling
26:00i'm okay head's bleh i have a fever i didn't want to infect the strawberry
26:05that's good that's smart that's what a great leader would do it's okay the boys are making
26:12you proud they are they're doing amazing fine missing strawberry day
26:19five more minutes you know it so it's been freezing five minutes the usual time for the
26:24the original mix of freeze is like 15 okay so this being the new mixture we get a buffer so we need
26:30about 15 more minutes 20 more minutes yeah if you're cool 20 18 more minutes 18 to 20. okay
26:37all right 18 to 20. like in 20 20 seconds 20 seconds test pool all right we'll test pool and
26:42then we have five minutes till we have to pull this but yeah we can't pull it we can pull juice
26:48what do you think like if we we're gonna make this choice like right now if if we pull juice we
26:52are pivot to acai balls yeah what do you think okay like coconut peanut butter okay we just
26:57put it on acai bar okay okay it's gonna make noises wait now stop it is it too thick too thick
27:13i mean it's coming out it's it's not we're not juice what's it coming out oh yeah oh we're not juice
27:20how'd you come how slow is it coming out do you think it's slow do you think it's going to
27:24slow freeze in there right yeah okay we're good to go good to go oh yeah if you'd like to get
27:32so i would love to get so i'll start zach you stay there i'll bring it back are you worried about
27:39the content i'm very worried
27:55wow it does that's a good hue of pink visually it looks a little fake fake a pink
28:08it's pretty good oh nice nice good scale good scale i love the tension in the room there
28:26i swear to god zeroed in on his hands and they were trembling like oh oh no what happened what happened
28:33he just gave a bad face he went straight strawberry this is the world that you asked for
28:43there's a it's too tart it's too too strawberry you went straight strawberry i went mix i did i think
28:51the mix cuts it a little oh no it's it's it's sharp somebody else go try just strawberry but just
28:57strawberry i i think you've got to go mix no because if you want to know if you want
29:05okay
29:11whoa
29:14oh man
29:15it's a good little cone
29:24i think it's delicious
29:31those guys are crazy this is fantastic i really like it it's drop yeah great work let's go
29:37the complaint was our strawberry ice cream was too strawberry today lucas
29:40we're going to take that into consideration we can nerf it i guess if they want us to
29:45we could cut it with vanilla if they want us to step on the strawberry we'll step on the strawberry but
29:50i think all in all successful day very successful
29:59jacob wasn't here in body but he was here spiritually and visually via facetime uh he was a huge help with
30:05the math that we had to do today it went okay this is why we created lucas also crushed it
30:15so thanks guys great job peace out jacob
30:31you
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