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00:00I think it's like a work place.
00:02I've worn this multiple times.
00:04Reid, I had you as a skimp. I think I like you.
00:06Is that my underwear?
00:07What the fuck? Wait a minute.
00:09Dude, stop overshowing me with compliment skin.
00:12I got it. This is fucking weird as .
00:13We've got the final four bracket.
00:15So I'm going to line this outline of the states with beers.
00:19What's going on by the venues?
00:20He's on the bench.
00:21This is my card.
00:29It's not a horny thing.
00:31It's a concert t-shirt.
00:34They sell this at arenas.
00:36This is not like I went out of my way to print at the custom shirt shop
00:41a horny image of Tate McRae on my shirt.
00:43I got this at a concert and I'm wearing it.
00:46It's not like I'm violating any code of conduct here or anything.
00:50It's a concert t-shirt.
00:51We're not at a concert. We're in the office.
00:53Tell that to Blake because Blake's also wearing a Tate McRae.
00:56But that's not horny.
00:57Mine doesn't have nipples on it.
00:58This isn't nipples.
01:00She's covering the nipples.
01:02Stefan.
01:03I don't care.
01:05Let's go around the office.
01:06Let's get some opinions.
01:07No.
01:09What the fuck is that shirt?
01:10Do you think this is too horny of a shirt?
01:13What the fuck?
01:14It's Tate McRae. She's a pop star.
01:15That doesn't make it less horny.
01:17It makes it more horny.
01:19They sell these shirts at her concerts.
01:21It's just walking around nipples.
01:22There's no nipples.
01:24I'm pretty sure there's nipples.
01:25That's a nipple right there.
01:26No, it's a star.
01:27On that side of the star there's a nipple.
01:28What the fuck is this guy wearing?
01:30It's a Tate McRae shirt.
01:31What's up?
01:32Hey.
01:35Oh, dude.
01:36It's not.
01:37Oh, man.
01:38I've worn it before.
01:39It's great.
01:40Brandon, come here.
01:41He's doing porn on mostly.
01:42No, look at this.
01:42What is that?
01:44Where?
01:45Oh, like that little stain right there?
01:47Yeah, what is that?
01:47Stop it.
01:48What is that?
01:49There's three little white splotches right there.
01:51What is that, Connor?
01:53Right there.
01:53See it?
01:54No, that's part of the design.
01:56That's part of the design.
01:57That's part of the design.
01:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58Alright.
01:59That's part of the design.
02:00It's the same coloring right here.
02:01It goes all the way across there.
02:02Is that official merch?
02:03Yes, I got it at a concert.
02:05They wouldn't be selling it at a concert if it was pornography.
02:07Maybe they just put it on.
02:09Maybe they put it on their shirt for you.
02:12If I was packing up their shirts, I might have drizzled.
02:15Stop.
02:16The Miss Possessive World Tour.
02:19Danny pointed it out and Danny put everybody onto it like,
02:21Oh, it's too horny.
02:23You can't be wearing this.
02:24That is a horny shirt.
02:25I didn't point anything out.
02:25We all saw it.
02:26What is your argument against that being a horny shirt?
02:30Um, it's artistic expression.
02:32And it's an artist who just...
02:35What is she expressing?
02:36I think she's...
02:37What's the message being sent?
02:39That, um, that, um, I'm gonna leave.
02:42So no, wait.
02:42If it's art, good art makes you think.
02:45What does that make you think about?
02:47Makes me...
02:47Fucking her pussy.
02:48No.
02:49Come on.
02:50Blake is wearing a Tate McCray shirt downstairs,
02:54and he and I went to the concert together.
02:56He got one shirt that was way less horny,
02:58but I couldn't get the same shirt that he got,
02:59so I had to get the horny version.
03:01Right, because it would be gay if you guys went to the Tate McCray concert
03:04and got the same shirt.
03:05Yeah.
03:06That really saved you guys.
03:07Yeah, I appreciate that.
03:09But we are adults?
03:11Treat this like a workplace, goddammit.
03:13This is the tone.
03:13What company does get that ass, you know?
03:16Like, it's not...
03:17It's fine.
03:19Whoa.
03:21Who is that?
03:22It's Tate McCray.
03:23She's a pop star.
03:26So, she's covering one nipple.
03:28The other one's not covered.
03:29There's just stars over it?
03:30Yes, it's covered.
03:32It's covered.
03:34It's covered.
03:35It's hot.
03:36That's a crazy shirt to wear to work.
03:38It's...
03:39I've worn it before.
03:40You know where we work?
03:41Yeah, but I mean, reserved.
03:44It's not showing nipples on a shirt.
03:45It's not.
03:46There's no nipples.
03:47No nipples.
03:48It basically is.
03:49A statement.
03:50A statement piece.
03:51But it's not meant to be a statement.
03:52It's just a T-shirt that I got.
03:54That's absolutely meant to be a statement.
03:56I've worn this multiple times to the office.
03:58Nobody said a word.
03:59I've never seen you wear it.
04:00This is a fall from grace for a company.
04:05I used to guess that ass.
04:06That's what I said!
04:08I said the same thing!
04:13What's up?
04:13This is so weird.
04:15The headphones.
04:16Reed's saying something.
04:16I love it a lot.
04:17Reed, are you okay?
04:18What's good?
04:18I can hear everything so well.
04:20Headphones.
04:21Are you high?
04:23No, I'm just saying.
04:24It's pretty crazy.
04:25What the fuck?
04:26You've never talked to Reed?
04:27No, I have.
04:27This is every conversation with you.
04:29He's mine.
04:30Okay.
04:31Yeah, man.
04:32Reed, you okay, dude?
04:33Yeah, I'm chillin'.
04:34Yeah, he's good.
04:36Trust me.
04:36Yeah, I'm chillin'.
04:36He can move it back to you.
04:39How we doing?
04:40What did you think of Deutsch saying that the people of Milwaukee are grotesque?
04:45I don't think they are, really, but I could see how he says that for sure.
04:50Yeah.
04:51That's a great answer.
04:52That was a PR answer.
04:54You know what I'm saying?
04:55Yeah.
04:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:57You fucking meaty the train, bro.
04:59I fucking killed that.
04:59I know.
05:01I was gonna say, bro.
05:04You trying to, you trying to win mayor, bro?
05:06How dare you?
05:07I was holding that in so long.
05:09Cause I had no idea what I was gonna say.
05:17Yeah, that was a tough question.
05:23What the fuck?
05:27Oh, man.
05:28Reed, I had you as a skill.
05:30I think I like you.
05:32Really?
05:33Yeah.
05:34It's pretty surprising.
05:35You're just tripping me out, man.
05:36Yeah, he does that.
05:38Is that my underwear?
05:39Is that your underwear?
05:41Is your underwear?
05:41What the fuck?
05:43Wait a minute.
05:44Wait a minute.
05:45Wait a minute.
05:45Wait a minute.
05:47Show, show what was hanging out.
05:48How does your underwear get like that?
05:49It's ripped.
05:50Dude.
05:51But like, that's just a waistband and bare ass.
05:54He's got, he's got a thong on by accident.
05:57Can you guys see this?
05:57No, dude.
05:57You're not seeing my underwear.
05:59I've never seen some underwear.
05:59It's not even underwear.
06:00It was hanging like your ankle.
06:02It was a sneak.
06:02Yeah.
06:03It was just like one ripped strangled.
06:05No, no, no.
06:05Wait, you gotta see his underwear.
06:06You had a stranger to release the most ripped underwears ever before.
06:10Let me see.
06:11No.
06:12Come on, the camera.
06:13The camera's already seen it.
06:15No, wait.
06:16Did you see?
06:16The camera's already seen it.
06:17He stood up.
06:17His underwear was dangling down here.
06:19It's the most.
06:19Read, read, read, read.
06:20Stick out.
06:22It's boss.
06:24His underwear is so ripped it was hanging like down to here.
06:34The back of your legs.
06:36The back of your knees.
06:37Should I pull it out?
06:39Show it what was dangling.
06:41One more.
06:42It was just coming apart.
06:44I know.
06:45It's just ripped.
06:45How much underwear is intact?
06:48Like a lot, but there's just one strain that's just like ripped.
06:52That's alright.
06:53It's fine.
06:53Yeah, that's alright.
06:54That's alright.
06:55Yeah.
06:56Come on now.
06:57Is this already?
06:59Oh no.
07:01Do that shit to Kyle.
07:02Alright.
07:03You handled that well.
07:06You guys are going to be competing for the guest of the year.
07:09What do you think about Pro Day?
07:11I'm like guest of the year?
07:12Yeah, you might win guest of the year for the act.
07:14But Donny, Donny's not going to take that lightly.
07:17No, he's going to be good.
07:18He's going to be good.
07:19He's going to be good.
07:19So I'm going to put that on your radar.
07:23He, he couldn't get enough.
07:25Dude, stop overshouting me with comments.
07:27Just getting like, I got it.
07:28This is fucking weird as shit, dude.
07:30I'm just letting you know, you got to be prepared for Donny to not like.
07:34No, I'm cool.
07:35I'm cool.
07:35I know, I'm just saying.
07:37But things change.
07:38Things change quick here.
07:39The politics change.
07:40Yeah, you know.
07:40And Donny.
07:41Alright, alright.
07:42So just keep your, keep your head on the floor.
07:45I got you.
07:46I got you.
07:47But Donny's going to support you.
07:48Alright, alright.
07:50How are you feeling?
07:52Guest of the year compliments already.
07:54I don't, dude.
07:55I would just, I thought, I had KB by my side.
07:57Really, that's really.
07:58Your life has changed forever.
08:00That's really like all that mad.
08:01Like, if I didn't have KB on my side.
08:03Like, when, when, when he left.
08:05I was like, oh, fuck, dude.
08:07Like, I'm not going to answer these questions at all.
08:10And then I had KB by my side.
08:11That's really it, dude.
08:12You had KB like that?
08:14Yeah, yeah.
08:14I talked to him last week and he was fucking sick.
08:17We had a great conversation, so.
08:19Yeah, no.
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09:17What do you think?
09:18I was telling Cody there's actually two huge projects going on in the office today.
09:24The first?
09:25The first one is the little golf thing they're setting up on the floor.
09:29Oh, of course.
09:29And then we've got the final four bracket.
09:34So Arizona fell a couple nights ago and cracked open so I had to do a surgical transplant.
09:43And what are the states for?
09:46Are you not aware of what we have so far?
09:49So we clearly have Arizona, Connecticut, and Illinois so far.
09:55I've never done states before.
09:57I mean I had this down.
09:58I've done this like three or four years in a row so this is kind of, there's definitely a learning
10:02curve.
10:02I'm pretty happy with how the three states look so far.
10:05And what's the predicament you found yourself in that one beer wasn't enough?
10:10Yeah, it was kind of, things were kind of starting to slow down.
10:13Like the first weekend was good because it's, oh he's going to drink 16 beers.
10:17The brackets obviously, people were pretty amazed with the bracket.
10:20Then once things started to slow down, I think it got a little stale.
10:25So I'm going to line this outline of the states with beers.
10:29So I kind of did some measuring and each state is going to be 20 beers to drink.
10:34So on Saturday, I should have in the realm of like 40 beers, which should spice things back up.
10:41Yeah, that'll be a solid amount.
10:42I could be in house till the wee hours of Sunday morning, which is the plan.
11:01How are you feeling already?
11:03This is crazy, bro.
11:04This is like the first time I'm in here.
11:07Wait, really?
11:07Yeah, fucking bomb.
11:09So yeah, I guess take it in.
11:10It's like a, it's like a, it's like a time warps.
11:13You know what I'm saying?
11:13Like you don't know what is time or not.
11:16Cause it's, you're just in a dark room.
11:18You don't know what like era it is?
11:19No, I'm just saying it's just like the time period.
11:22Oh yeah.
11:22Cause there's no morning, night, but you wouldn't even be able to know.
11:26Save that.
11:27First pod appearance at the, at the school?
11:31Yeah.
11:31I mean, if, if the yak counts, does the yak count or no?
11:36Yeah.
11:37Yeah.
11:37Yeah.
11:37That first podcast experience then.
11:40So many cameras too.
11:41How many cameras do you have?
11:43Yeah.
11:43Three cameras.
11:44Yeah.
11:44And I want you to, you're going to have to hold that mic.
11:46All right.
11:47And then give me like a one, two.
11:50One, two.
11:51Keep going.
11:52One, two, one, two.
11:54Come on.
11:55I can kill that shit, dude.
11:57Is this your favorite pod here?
11:59Yeah.
12:00For sure.
12:00I love this pod.
12:02Now you're on your favorite podcast.
12:05Yeah.
12:06I mean, I can guess.
12:07For sure.
12:08How's the brain?
12:09Feeling sharp?
12:10Yeah.
12:10Good.
12:12I didn't get like a lot of sleep.
12:15Cause it was just like, everything was so crazy at that.
12:17You didn't sleep.
12:18No.
12:18I mean, I slept for like a couple hours, but like.
12:21It was too much.
12:22Everything.
12:23It just happened so fast.
12:24You know what I'm saying?
12:25Yeah.
12:26I was on the yak and then everyone was just like, blah, blah, blah.
12:28I was like, what the fuck is going on?
12:29Has Kyle talked to you about the industry yet?
12:31No.
12:32Okay.
12:32He'll give you a good prep.
12:33Like a, like just like a, a good rundown of the industry and how it works.
12:36I was, I was checking my phone and like, and like everyone was like, holy crap.
12:41Holy crap.
12:41I, I, I, I had to like cancel it off.
12:44Yeah.
12:45It's too much.
12:46Too much.
12:46Way too much.
12:47The industry, man.
12:49It's a fucked up place.
12:51Yeah.
12:52I guess we'll talk about it on the pod.
12:53Yeah.
12:54Yeah.
12:54We'll save this.
12:55I didn't get like a lot of sleep too.
12:57Cause I was just like, what the fuck is going on?
13:01I think about just a, your professional life.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Yeah.
13:05It was crazy.
13:08Yeah.
13:08I can't imagine.
13:09I feel like a lot of people have those moments.
13:12Um, and they, and they kind of, no, I was fine.
13:15I was fine.
13:16What's up boys?
13:17Nothing much.
13:18Right on time, right?
13:19Nope.
13:20Uh huh.
13:20Dude, I drove in at 9 30 and I saw you getting out of the car at Starbucks.
13:26What were you doing at Starbucks for an hour?
13:28I wasn't at Starbucks for an hour.
13:29You were.
13:30Where were you?
13:30Yeah.
13:30I saw you getting, you were so close to the office an hour ago.
13:33I live really close to the office.
13:34Okay.
13:35I was getting a Starbucks with my dog.
13:36You almost got hit by a car.
13:38I didn't.
13:38Yeah.
13:38You were walking out from behind your car and another car came and you just stepped
13:41back.
13:42Oh.
13:42You were wearing pants that said ransom.
13:44You changed clothes.
13:44You went home and changed clothes is what you did.
13:46Yeah.
13:46I was running errands this morning and I'm not plus by cars.
13:50I am sorry.
13:51No, you're not.
13:52Rudy, you want to introduce yourself to the guests?
13:55Hey Reed.
13:56What's up, bro?
13:57How's it going?
13:58Nice to meet you, bro.
13:59We kind of look like two different versions of the same guy.
14:01Yeah, we kind of do look alike in the way for sure.
14:05We should be foes.
14:05We got the staff.
14:06We got the staff.
14:07Agree to be foes is nice.
14:08We should be foes.
14:10You know what I mean?
14:11I have no idea what you mean, foes.
14:13They kind of do this.
14:16Perfect.
14:16I got them right where I want them.
14:18Dude, not the fucking headphones again.
14:21These are less trippy, I swear.
14:23Yeah.
14:23If you ever get tripped down, I guess.
14:25I don't wear them.
14:26Really?
14:26Yeah.
14:26Why?
14:27Just because?
14:28Yeah, I don't know.
14:29It's just preference.
14:30Fuck yeah.
14:31I find it distracting to hear everything so clearly.
14:34Dude, that's what I was like on the Yak, and then they were all kind of like, what the
14:38fuck?
14:39I was like, I don't know.
14:40But I kind of like them in a way, though.
14:42You know what I'm saying?
14:43Yeah.
14:43It's like a superpower.
14:45I feel that.
14:45I feel like that.
14:46It is kind of like a superpower.
14:49Superhearing.
14:50Alright.
14:50That would be the one.
14:51Yeah.
14:54What's going on by the vending machine?
14:55We got vending machine drama?
14:57Oh.
14:58Look at this groove.
15:00What the hell?
15:01What's the...
15:01Lukey does a good job, but he's quick with a camera or anything.
15:04Why...
15:04Oh, there's a baseball in there.
15:05Oh.
15:05That'll happen.
15:06What the heck?
15:07Oh.
15:07There's like cards and dolls?
15:11Danny.
15:12Oh.
15:14Danny.
15:14Danny.
15:15Oh no.
15:16That's all of Brandon's stuff.
15:19No.
15:22This is cool.
15:23No cutting.
15:25Go.
15:25I would like to get some baseball.
15:26Just go.
15:27I would like to get some baseball.
15:28I just want one thing.
15:30That's a very expensive baseball.
15:31Why is it...
15:33What are you...
15:34How much...
15:34The baseball doesn't move either.
15:36How much does it usually cost?
15:37That's a judge...
15:40Hold on.
15:41That's a set...
15:42That's a $200 card.
15:43It's not...
15:43It's not working.
15:45Danny, where'd you even get these cards?
15:47Alright.
15:48You're up.
15:49Go ahead.
15:50Hey, Cap.
15:50What'd you get?
15:51What's up?
15:52Oh, congrats.
15:55Um...
15:55The...
15:55What's it called?
15:57The Mayor?
15:58You don't even fucking know.
15:58The Mayor?
15:59Mayor McCheese.
16:00Mayor McCheese, yes.
16:01Oh, good boy.
16:03He's on the Bears!
16:04He's on the Bears!
16:05This is my card!
16:07What'd you get?
16:08Yeah.
16:09Oh, it's a big one from my face.
16:10That's my friend.
16:12I got the...
16:12He gave it to me personally.
16:13Give me my...
16:14Go!
16:14Do I have that sweat card?
16:16You may not.
16:17You don't really care if I want that sweat.
16:19He went to Mississippi State, you dumb fuck!
16:21You're not getting another chance at this.
16:24What?
16:25I got to get my Warren Spine.
16:26That cost $200.
16:27Does that work?
16:28That one cost a dollar.
16:29It's a high value thing.
16:30It's not going to come out.
16:32Oh, my God.
16:33How do you...
16:35What happened there, man?
16:36Can you a key?
16:37Yeah, give me a key.
16:41Got your eyes on anything?
16:42Shut up.
16:50Give me the...
16:52Give me the...
16:53Give me the baseball.
17:08What happened?
17:10Did you? Did you laugh? Did you? Yes, you did. Look at me now and tell me you didn't.
17:17April Fools!
17:18Look at me now and tell me you didn't.
17:20I didn't.
17:26April Fools, I did it.
17:29Can I grab a Lucy?
17:30No.
17:32I'll hit B5.
17:33Support your habit somewhere else. Go, go.
17:35This is the only place to support it.
17:39What did you take? Bring me my amber cheese, you may have your Lucy.
17:43Is this the only thing you took?
17:44Yes. On my honor as a man.
17:46Alright, go.
17:47Let's go.
18:05Well, that's the...
18:07Awkward.
18:09I don't know what that's signed by to be honest.
18:36Get a good haul?
18:38Shut up, Lucy.
18:42so i ran out of blue tape i just door dashed some more blue tape i'm working on the colors
18:47for
18:48uh connecticut and uh arizona so hopefully that will go a little bit quicker i'd say i'm more
18:53than halfway done so hopefully by this afternoon we're uh good to go how many uh do we have on
18:59the
18:59left illinois is 21 beers including the actual bracket beer so i'm afraid to even count michigan
19:06what are we at right now for them uh one two three four five 19 obviously we need the rest
19:12of that
19:12which is probably at least seven beers and then i'll do my best to get the uh the tip top
19:18of
19:18michigan so it's looking like if i had to guess 35 beers i'm kind of pulling for michigan to win
19:24it
19:24all i think arizona and connecticut will both be in the low 20s yeah it's coming along better i was
19:31worried that this tape wasn't going to hold but a lot of tape i don't think i don't think i'll
19:37be
19:37uh touching any tape for the rest of the year
19:50what happened doys
19:53fucking disaster connecticut's completely wiped off the map not even it took the outline
20:04i'm gonna have to redo the inside oh my god this is really bad look at this map
20:11how am i gonna maybe it's good that i might have a couple more days to uh drink these
20:16i could be here all night redoing this thing imagine if michigan just fell right now illinois
20:25is pristine arizona i just gotta put put its cap back on michigan's okay i'm gonna have to google
20:33image to see what connecticut looks like again and do that but how did all of this look at how
20:41much
20:41tape went into this i'm so sick of tape i thought i was done with tape for the rest of
20:49the for the
20:51rest of the year and illinois is still like a perfect shield it still looks exactly like the state of
21:00Illinois
21:00it
21:01you
21:04you
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