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00:14What are you upset about?
00:16We do interns every single year.
00:20Why wouldn't you ask for this months ago when we were hiring interns?
00:23It would be common sense for them. We're the only brand without a producer.
00:26Hey, I'm taking somebody for most of this.
00:27That's not how this works.
00:30Mostly sports does not need 10 people on the project.
00:33Whatever one you want to go get, I'm going to tell you.
00:35That's going to be mine.
00:36Don't do that.
00:37That's going to be mine.
00:38There's a kid up there named Simon.
00:40I really think you're going to like the cut of his jib.
00:42Go meet Simon.
00:43Actually, I think I want Simon.
00:45Stop, Max.
00:48Thanks, Missy.
00:55What's going on?
00:56Hey.
00:57Are you guys all interns?
00:59Yeah.
01:00What are you interns for?
01:01I'm Peyton's intern.
01:02BBC.
01:05Uh, Nick and...
01:08I like this guy.
01:09What are you doing?
01:10No.
01:11I don't know.
01:12What are you interns for Simon?
01:14Uh, I do just general production intern stuff.
01:18Editing?
01:18You edit too or no?
01:19Yeah, I kind of like whatever they name me for.
01:22That's not what we're doing.
01:23No, this is this guy.
01:25This is the guy.
01:25You're going to be Bush.
01:27Okay.
01:28You're going to be Bush intern.
01:28Let me go talk to the right people.
01:30Simon, right?
01:31Simon?
01:31Yeah.
01:32Yeah.
01:32We're getting Simon.
01:33I'm going right to the top.
01:35Right to the top.
01:36Hey?
01:37Yes.
01:38Hey, so...
01:40It's intern day here in Chicago.
01:43Yep.
01:44I see all these interns walking around.
01:47I mean, Bush doesn't even have a producer.
01:50How come we didn't get an intern?
01:52So, yeah.
01:53I think you got to submit for it like in February for interns.
01:57Submit?
01:58I mean...
01:59We're the only...
02:01We're the only show here with no resources, guys.
02:06What's Austin saying?
02:08I'm going to the top.
02:09I'm going over, Austin.
02:10I'm going to you.
02:11I've got Austin on this project.
02:13I don't know much about it.
02:14I'd love to help however I can.
02:16Alright, so you think I should call Austin?
02:18I'll call Austin for sure.
02:19Alright, let me call Austin.
02:20See if it's the budget.
02:21Alright, cool.
02:23Austin's on a flight right now, man.
02:25I mean, Tom, let's call a spade a spade.
02:27Right?
02:28Am I crazy?
02:29Yeah, I can't make the decisions for you.
02:30Obviously.
02:31You'd want to go.
02:31Interns.
02:32Yeah.
02:33I mean, if it helps out you, why aren't we pulling strings?
02:38Yeah, this guy's Simon.
02:39I need Simon.
02:41Who's Simon?
02:42Who's Simon?
02:42I do, yeah.
02:43You know Simon?
02:44Simon.
02:45We need Simon on the squad.
02:47I mean, it's that simple.
02:49Don't look at Simon.
02:50Simon's not your guy.
02:52Has he come to you about this?
02:53Yeah.
02:54I'm coming to everybody.
02:55We can't give up.
02:57I think you should hire him because then you're poaching.
03:01But who's he poaching?
03:03No, I think you're poaching if you're going to get an intern.
03:05We already have it.
03:07Who's Simon?
03:08What's he doing?
03:10Simon's like an editing intern.
03:12He's working on, right now, like, of course, Chicago State.
03:17Do you guys have, like, videos you need to get done right now?
03:21We got videos every day.
03:23Mostly sports.
03:23Well-oiled machine.
03:25How many guys do you need on the show?
03:27That's right.
03:27That's right.
03:29Buddy.
03:29Buddy.
03:31We got a million guys.
03:33We got a million guys.
03:33Which one do you want?
03:35Simon.
03:36I went up to him.
03:36I said, you're a Bush guy now.
03:37He said, no problem.
03:40You've got to get Simon out.
03:44He's different.
03:45Yeah, he's different.
03:45Dude, I'm just saying that.
03:47He's a different breed.
03:49I mean, I might have walked in too hot.
03:51Because I went, who's Simon?
03:53Camera right in his face.
03:55And he was like, I don't know what's going on right now.
03:59He kind of broke down.
04:01I showed his hand very sweet.
04:02I like it.
04:03Simon, hello.
04:04Hello.
04:04What did Jerry just say to you?
04:10I'm so confused what's happening right now.
04:12Okay, I can put the camera down.
04:13I'm sorry.
04:14When you were building after dark at first, you were like,
04:16as soon as the guy walked in there, you were like,
04:18that's my type of guy.
04:19It's like Belichick seeing the white receiver.
04:21You're like, I know.
04:22I want that one on my team.
04:24Right.
04:24Yeah, exactly.
04:25Here he is.
04:26Here he is.
04:29Hey, you'll get a call later tonight.
04:31You're going to be switched from Chicago to Bush.
04:34I'm on it.
04:35I'm going to talk to Dave and Austin.
04:37He's him.
04:37Why don't we put in an internship?
04:39Because we weren't even a thing a couple months ago.
04:41Nah, it's dead.
04:42It's dead.
04:43Bush is dead.
04:45It's not dead.
04:45Relax.
04:46Simon can save the Bush.
04:48Simon is the only guy to save the Bush.
04:49Because Gianni's walking in about a way.
04:51You know anything about Call of Duty or no?
04:54I really used to force him to play.
04:56I tried my best.
04:56You got a brother?
04:57Yeah.
04:57How old is he?
04:58He's 24.
04:59Oh, so he definitely knows Cole's problem.
05:01He's a big gamer.
05:02Yeah?
05:02Yeah.
05:03He's always downstairs.
05:04Text him right now.
05:05Just be like, do you know what the Telluride Bush is?
05:10I don't know what that means, but I'll...
05:11Just ask him.
05:12See if he knows.
05:13Alright.
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06:02Hey Simon.
06:03Hello.
06:04Hey.
06:07I'm Jerry.
06:08You know who that is?
06:10No, I don't.
06:11A hundred bucks if you can guess.
06:19This guy's trolling?
06:20My name?
06:23Oh, wow.
06:24That's crazy.
06:25I am not doing that today.
06:26No, no, it's not fine.
06:27I see, no, but one of the, uh, I'm looking through the thing.
06:29One of the weaknesses is, some weaknesses I have are that I shut down if I get stuck or frustrated
06:35when things don't go my way.
06:37When things don't go my way.
06:37It's a bad weakness.
06:41Yeah, it is, unfortunately.
06:43I just get in my own head sometimes.
06:45Yeah, no need to though.
06:46Yeah.
06:46Jerry has the same weakness though.
06:48When he gets slammed in Call of Duty, he doesn't talk.
06:50Yeah, I don't talk.
06:51I won't say a word.
06:52What are, what are you doing here?
06:54Uh, post-production intern under Zoopy, kind of a utility editor around the office helping
06:59on whatever's needed.
06:59So, say you need a video one day, I'm on it.
07:02Donnie, say you need a video one day, I'm on it.
07:04Okay.
07:05So it sounds like if anyone needs a video, you're on it.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Uh, it says here that you were born with bilateral club feet.
07:11Yep.
07:11What the hell does that mean?
07:13You want to look it up or?
07:14No, I just asked you.
07:15I just asked you.
07:16Yeah, that's right.
07:17That's crazy.
07:18That was kind of nuts.
07:19I wanted you to tell me that's why I asked you.
07:20Well, not like that, not like that.
07:21If you want me to tell me what to do.
07:22I think I hear this pull, but I hear just look it up.
07:24That's why I asked you.
07:24No, I just think a picture would be do it justice.
07:26So both of my feet were turned inwards completely.
07:29Just show us right now.
07:30Like duck feet.
07:31Pretend both of my feet were like this.
07:33Sure.
07:33Like turned in.
07:34You'll do it with both of them.
07:35Try it.
07:36Let's see what it looks like.
07:37Show the people.
07:38That's probably traumatic for him.
07:39Is that why you're tall?
07:41No, my dad is 6'5".
07:43Because the Chinese do a similar thing.
07:45What'd they do?
07:47What?
07:47The Chinese that if you...
07:49The Chinese aren't tall.
07:50But they want to be tall.
07:51So they'll put your feet in like a cast.
07:54And they'll smash them.
07:55So you're...
07:55The Chinese do what?
07:57Well...
07:57The Chinese...
07:58He said you're mixed.
08:00So you're part Chinese.
08:01Whoa.
08:02I mean, potentially.
08:03Hold on.
08:05What?
08:05The Chinese...
08:06Hold on.
08:06Time out.
08:07What?
08:07Shut up.
08:09So he says he's mixed and you just immediately assume he's Chinese.
08:12Because of the feet.
08:13Because of the feet.
08:13Because of the feet.
08:14There are a lot of mixtures you could have that don't involve the Chinese.
08:17Secondly, how do you know about what the Chinese do with feet and babies and...
08:21Foot binding.
08:21Foot binding is what it's called.
08:24Chinese foot...
08:24It might be Japanese.
08:25Is that correct?
08:26Chinese foot binding.
08:27Are you in fact Chinese?
08:28I think it was...
08:28That's actually the Japanese.
08:29The Japanese did foot binding.
08:31They wanted smaller feet.
08:32The Chinese break your legs to be taller.
08:34All right.
08:35Welcome.
08:36Your name is...
08:36Alex.
08:37Alex.
08:38Okay.
08:38It says Alexander on the sheet though.
08:40It might.
08:41That is the name I was playing with.
08:42That's kind of snooty.
08:43What do you mean when you say you drive a hippo?
08:45I got my mom's minivan when she got a new Subaru.
08:47Your mom drives a Subaru?
08:48Now she does.
08:49Yeah.
08:49Before it was the minivan.
08:51Is there an issue with that?
08:51Is she a lesbian?
08:52She's not.
08:53She's not.
08:53She's obviously not.
08:55She could have broken up with his dad and...
08:59We're getting personal.
09:01She's an outdoorsy person so she got a Subaru.
09:04Gaz is the only other man I know that drives a Subaru.
09:08I do.
09:08And Goldfinger.
09:09Okay.
09:10So now it's starting to check out.
09:11You're in good company.
09:13First question.
09:14Are you here to take my job?
09:16Who knows?
09:17I'm kidding.
09:17No.
09:17I would never take your job.
09:19You're too iconic.
09:20I could never.
09:22Follow-up question.
09:23Why are you lying to me?
09:24I'm fully not lying to you.
09:25You're not here to take my job.
09:27No.
09:27I love you.
09:28You're like a role model for me.
09:29Oh my God.
09:30Aw.
09:30I love you.
09:31Thanks.
09:32Holy shit.
09:32This is fun.
09:33I like this interview.
09:34You know what?
09:34Shit.
09:35I'm done with this interview.
09:36You wrote down that you looked like a monkey when you were born?
09:39Yeah, I did.
09:40I really did.
09:41I'm not lying.
09:42How do you think that will help you at Barstool?
09:46It just makes me different.
09:47You know, I was born full head of hair.
09:50Kind of freaked out the doctors.
09:51They started calling me a monkey.
09:52And you know, it's like an origin story.
09:55That's right.
09:56You're from Syracuse?
09:58So I'm from San Francisco, but I went to Syracuse for college.
10:02What would you want to study there?
10:04I studied broadcast journalism and sport management.
10:08Gotcha.
10:08So it's like you're following the footsteps of the greats, the Mike Tirico's, Jake Marsh's.
10:12The Jake Marsh's, yes.
10:13What is Jake Marsh's reputation on campus?
10:16Does he have a legacy?
10:17Everyone seems to think pretty highly of him.
10:19I mean, he came here, so yeah.
10:21Nice guy.
10:21People are like, hey, you represented Syracuse in a positive light.
10:25I think so.
10:27I think so.
10:28Would you do the Ray Allen tweet?
10:29I'm not going to lie.
10:30I don't know.
10:31I'm forgetting what the Ray Allen tweet was.
10:33Can you look up the Ray Allen tweet real quick?
10:34So we can get the exact words.
10:37So this is, you just saw the comments saying.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Would Brian do the Ray Allen tweet?
10:41No, it's when Ray Allen was, he was having a text conversation with, I believe, a nice young lady.
10:47Zach, you can read it.
10:48Oh, you want me to read it for him?
10:49I can do that.
10:50Yeah.
10:51There you go.
10:51This is a tweet from Ray Allen, of course.
10:54Okay.
10:55I'm getting there.
10:57When you masturbate, think about my tongue on your clit and switching back and forth from
11:01my dick to my tongue.
11:03Have you ever read that tweet?
11:04I have not read that tweet, no.
11:06Would you post that tweet?
11:07Jake Marsh posted it?
11:08No, no, no.
11:09It's Ray Allen.
11:09Ray Allen.
11:10Ray Allen.
11:11No, I don't believe I would be posting that tweet.
11:13Okay.
11:14Yeah.
11:14All you Syracuse guys are very, you're very careful about what you put out there.
11:17Aren't you a content intern?
11:19Yes.
11:20Would you remember your first post?
11:21Yeah.
11:22I said, I'm going to make you queef your pants.
11:25Oh, Jesus.
11:26That was it?
11:26That was just the video?
11:27You just like, you just looked at the camera like, all right, I'm going to try this content
11:32thing.
11:33I'm going to make you queef your pants.
11:35I was like, that's just like something I say to my friends.
11:37And then I just said, I made a video.
11:38I'm like, I'm going to make you queef your pants off.
11:40Why didn't you cap, what's up with girls and never using capital letters?
11:42I'm sorry.
11:43Yeah.
11:44It's okay.
11:45Are you a bad speller?
11:46Honestly, no, I'm not that bad at spelling.
11:49I would say I'm pretty average.
11:50Donny's not a good speller.
11:51Yeah, but that's-
11:52Is it D-U-M-B-A-S-S?
11:53It's the, that's dumbass and it's the lowest form of human intelligence.
11:57So don't worry about spelling.
11:58Do you think Donny's G-A-Y?
12:00Yes.
12:01No, I'm just kidding.
12:02Okay, well.
12:03I'm just kidding.
12:04You'd be R-O-N-G.
12:05You'd be R-O-N-G.
12:05Okay?
12:09You think you're going to make any enemies?
12:10You never know these days.
12:13If you, if you were going to make enemies, is there like a 1-1 of someone you could see
12:16turning into your enemy?
12:17I've been pranking Minty recently, so maybe that might be an enemy that might come out.
12:21What, what kind of pranks are we talking about?
12:22I've been writing songs and telling him I wrote these intense poems.
12:27Like I wrote Lucid Dreams and said it was a poem by me.
12:32He read it and then he got really emotional after.
12:35And you're just telling him that you're just like a depressed poet.
12:38Yeah, cause he was like, he was like, I still see your shadows in my room.
12:43Can't take back the love that I gave you.
12:45Then he gets like really, he gets like really impressed.
12:48Yeah.
12:49And then he like pulled me aside and they asked me if I was okay.
12:52That's really nice of him.
12:53It was really nice, but like.
12:55What a good guy.
12:56Because he's getting so emotional, I'm scared.
12:57I'm like.
12:58Mm-hmm.
12:59What's.
13:00So he's looking out for you and you're lying to him.
13:03I did that in eighth grade one time to a girl.
13:05I think I had Green Day lyrics.
13:07I was like, yeah, this is a poem.
13:08And then she read it.
13:09She was like, this is really, really good.
13:11I can't believe that he did that.
13:12I was like, yeah, actually, it's a Green Day song.
13:14And then she tore it up in front of me and she goes, you're a fucking asshole.
13:17No.
13:18Yeah, she actually.
13:19It wasn't meant to be.
13:19No, well, she became a lesbian after that.
13:21All right.
13:22Hi, what's your name?
13:23Lexi.
13:23Thanks for showing up.
13:26Thanks.
13:27You kept us waiting a little bit.
13:29It's okay.
13:30I mean, I just came when I was told to, so.
13:32Your dad is really good friends with Rico Bosco.
13:36Yeah.
13:36I mean, my dad is good friends with Rico Bosco.
13:39Are you good friends with Rico?
13:41I've met him once.
13:42How, what are your feelings?
13:44Off the record.
13:46Well.
13:46Off the record?
13:47Off the record.
13:48Be honest.
13:50I mean, I love Rico, but I've met him once.
13:53So, like, I can't give a, like, actual accurate representation of him.
13:59He hasn't got, like, the family dinner invite yet?
14:02No, no, no.
14:03Nothing like that.
14:04He, I think he actually intruded on a family dinner.
14:08Last I checked.
14:10How so?
14:10I don't think he was invited.
14:11He, I think he walked into a steakhouse or something in Indianapolis during the Final Four.
14:17Oh, that's right.
14:18Yeah.
14:19That's right.
14:20But, I don't think he was necessarily invited.
14:22But, I mean, people do what they want to do, so.
14:25Yeah.
14:25No hate.
14:26Well, now you guys are going to be coworkers, so maybe that invite will come a little easier for him
14:30next time.
14:31Uh, maybe.
14:31Off the rip.
14:32Yeah.
14:33You just so kindly shook all of our hands.
14:36What were the producers' names?
14:37No idea.
14:38Hmm.
14:39Do you care about?
14:40Graham.
14:42Um, I met you a couple times and I don't remember, and that's my bad, 100%.
14:46And I don't remember your name either.
14:47I'm sorry.
14:48Do you want to guess what their names are?
14:49No.
14:52Maybe you could ask them.
14:53What are y'all's names?
14:56Resh.
14:57Luke.
14:58Luke.
14:59Flip flops.
15:00What does that mean?
15:01I think you said the other name.
15:04Why do you think that?
15:04Because I'm remembering when I met you the first time.
15:07I can't be a Maresh?
15:08I think you're Luke.
15:09He can't be Luke?
15:10No, he could be Luke.
15:11You have no idea.
15:12You absolutely can't be a Maresh.
15:15There's no world where you're, I'm Luke and you're Maresh.
15:18I was hoping you'd say I could be Maresh.
15:20There's just no world where that is.
15:21I can't get canceled on day one.
15:23You said to Titus that there were hot girls at your college.
15:27Yeah.
15:27Was there a lot or just like some?
15:31Um, in general, yeah.
15:33There are, there are an amount of attractive girls at Pepperdine.
15:38An amount.
15:39So let me ask you this.
15:42Pepperdine, no sex.
15:44Y'all got to sign that in contract.
15:46Yeah.
15:46Yeah.
15:47Verbal, written.
15:49Yeah.
15:50I'm going to need some elaboration.
15:52You signed a contract saying I will not have sex as a college student.
15:56Yeah.
15:57Huh.
15:58Did, did you adhere to that?
16:01Oh yeah.
16:02No sex in college.
16:03No sex.
16:06Abstinence.
16:06And I also didn't have sex in college.
16:08Abstinence 101.
16:09That's like your first class.
16:11That's like your first class that you take.
16:12I didn't have to sign that, but I also adhered to it.
16:16You want, you want to ask them the real questions?
16:18Sure.
16:18Oh, that's your real question.
16:19Here we go.
16:19All right.
16:21I jerk off.
16:22Mookie jerks off.
16:22Mookie jerks off.
16:23Graham jerks off.
16:24You jerk off.
16:24Everybody jerks off.
16:25All guys, obviously.
16:27You're on a site, right?
16:30What are you typing?
16:31What are you hitting?
16:32Oh my God.
16:32Latina.
16:34Oral.
16:34Gang bang.
16:35Orgy.
16:36Hardcore.
16:37Interracial.
16:38Just, it can't be a no comment.
16:40Just gotta add.
16:40Personally, I'll do the Latina.
16:42Big tits.
16:42Okay.
16:43I guess.
16:44But you're a tits guy.
16:45Yeah, sure.
16:46Over ass.
16:47Yeah.
16:48Me too.
16:48Me too.
16:49Damn.
16:49All right.
16:50It says here, your strengths include humor.
16:53You want to say something funny?
16:55Do something funny?
16:58Go ahead.
16:59Show us.
17:03I just like laugh at everything.
17:05And like, I don't know.
17:06I just like make jokes out of moments, so.
17:07Okay.
17:08So this is a moment.
17:09It is a moment.
17:09Use this moment.
17:10That was it?
17:11I'm not like, that was, that was.
17:13Okay, well.
17:14Was that it?
17:14I guess that is bad.
17:16We have to strike that.
17:16Okay.
17:17We'll cut that out.
17:18Is there any crime you think you'd get away with?
17:20Probably not.
17:20Do you know the statute of limitation on arson?
17:22No.
17:22Do you know the statute of limitation on arson?
17:25Would you ever commit arson?
17:27It's 10 years.
17:28Moving on.
17:29You're asking him?
17:30I was asking if you would ever.
17:32Again.
17:33Oh.
17:34There's statute of limitation.
17:35We've got to wait a couple years.
17:36We'll do incestory and see the crime you committed.
17:38Yeah.
17:39I'm not on that yet.
17:40Can you give us just like a sample of your singing?
17:43Yeah.
17:44Do you want me to do Amy Winehouse or Adele?
17:46Which do you feel more comfortable with?
17:47I can sing Rehab by Amy Winehouse.
17:49Okay.
17:50Yeah.
17:50Let's hear that.
17:51It's really good.
17:52Don't tear up.
17:53Okay.
17:54They tried to make me go to rehab and I say, no, no, no.
18:01Oh.
18:03It's actually not bad.
18:04Pretty good.
18:05Yeah.
18:05I'd say you're in the top like 10% of singers here at Parcel Sports.
18:09Maybe we should start a band.
18:11Uh, no, that would never work.
18:13Would you say your main thing for TikTok has been like TikTok dances then?
18:18For a long time it was and then I went to college trying to get more into lifestyle content.
18:22Okay.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Trying to grow with it instead of just hitting the renegade all the time.
18:27Are you really good at the renegade though?
18:30Mediocre.
18:31Well, we'll be the judge of that if you want to do it for us.
18:34I'm sure.
18:35I'm sure.
18:35Right now.
18:37Um, oh, okay.
18:39You know, you just gotta, that's, that's all you get.
18:44Perfect.
18:44Just a little bit of my spice for you.
18:45That was really good.
18:46Show you more later.
18:47You just, you just wrote weed for everything.
18:50Everything is weed.
18:51Wait, really?
18:52Oh, so you were hot.
18:53You were hot.
18:53No, I wasn't.
18:54Your hobbies include smoking weed, which isn't a hobby.
18:57Hell yeah.
18:57What's your favorite way to smoke weed?
18:59I like an apple bong.
19:00Have you ever done it?
19:01No.
19:02Mm-mm.
19:02Do you want to do it now?
19:03Yeah.
19:04We could literally make it.
19:05We actually happen to, we have an apple.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Oh my God.
19:08Perfect.
19:09And a pen.
19:10Show us.
19:11It's a pen?
19:12Yeah.
19:13Hopefully this is.
19:14Oh, you're going to use that end of the pen then.
19:15Yeah.
19:15So you go with this.
19:16Because there's a pointy end.
19:17Yeah, but I don't know.
19:18I need like a.
19:19Walk us through this.
19:20Because not everybody, you are an elite weed smoker.
19:23Yeah.
19:23Not all of us are.
19:24This is one of my strengths.
19:26Explain this to us.
19:26Exactly.
19:26What are you doing right now?
19:27So I'm making the apple bong.
19:29So basically you make a.
19:31Okay.
19:31I knew that.
19:33That's the part I knew.
19:34Yeah.
19:34What does that hole do?
19:35What are we doing?
19:36Yo, chill.
19:37What does that hole do?
19:38Anyway, so.
19:40But basically.
19:41Pause, man.
19:41You take the apple.
19:43You take the pen.
19:44You stick it through.
19:46Make a hole.
19:47Rip it in.
19:48And then you have to rip this part off.
19:50I don't know if I'm going to be able to do it.
19:51Yeah.
19:51I don't.
19:52I have nails on.
19:52So I don't know if I'll be able to do it.
19:53You rip the stem off.
19:55Okay.
19:55And then you connect the two.
19:58Jesus.
19:58You're not good at this at all.
19:59I know.
20:00I need something stronger.
20:01No, you can use a bank.
20:03Can someone give me another apple, please?
20:05Are you a big conspiracy guy?
20:07Huge.
20:07Oh, he does.
20:09Huge.
20:10Where'd this guy come from?
20:12Oh my gosh.
20:13I could go for an hour.
20:14Give me one that you're feeling right now.
20:16Phil Gates and these tics going around.
20:18He was talking about this in the car the whole way home.
20:20I'm just on the cuck couch right now.
20:22I don't believe it.
20:24It's not really a conspiracy though.
20:26Is it true?
20:27Are you telling me it's true?
20:28Fuck yeah.
20:28Alright, I'm with you.
20:29Now we have to put a legal disclaimer on this.
20:32The birds charging on electrical lines.
20:35Oh, I haven't heard this one.
20:37So it's like any time you see a bird standing on one of the electrical lines going across,
20:41two out of five of those birds are just like a robot and they're just charging.
20:45They're just sitting on the lines charging.
20:47Have you seen the Chinese bird drones?
20:50No.
20:51Like it's a shape of a bird and everything.
20:54Bro, they look more like a bird than a bird does.
20:58I see here you are a red belt in Hapkido.
21:02Yeah, that happened recently.
21:04What's your sensei's name?
21:06Mr. Bob.
21:08Oh God.
21:09Do we have the same sensei?
21:12Do you know sensei Bob?
21:15Do you know sensei Rob?
21:17No.
21:17Oh, you know sensei Bob.
21:18Bob, yeah.
21:19My sensei's Bob and my other sensei's Rob.
21:23Maybe we have the same one.
21:24I don't fully know.
21:25Simon, do me a favor.
21:26Why don't you ask Jerry?
21:28Jerry also does karate.
21:30Why don't you ask him what belt he is?
21:31What belt are you?
21:33I want to know.
21:34I don't talk about it, Simon.
21:36I don't like to reveal my belt.
21:38Please.
21:39Look, he's saying please.
21:41You could have him put that out.
21:42Again on my knees and pray.
21:44Now, what would happen if you were on Pardon My Take and you guessed a number and it was the
21:48same number that one of your co-workers always guesses like every single time but for whatever reason they were
21:53slow to say that number today and then that number hit.
21:55Would you feel upset about it?
21:57Like, would you feel guilty about taking that or would you just be like, hey, you snooze, you lose?
22:01I feel like you snooze, you lose.
22:03Did that co-worker guess the number first?
22:06No, in this circumstance like you guessed it before they guessed it but every other day they guessed it.
22:11Okay, so it's like this person they've got their number.
22:12Yeah, it's their number they always do like every single time but they were just slow.
22:16I mean, I feel like you kind of have to respect the dibs of if they've always got that number
22:21that's kind of like that seat's taken, you know?
22:24And then what if maybe you just did not see the correlation of someone taking the same number every day
22:28because we take so many numbers.
22:30I mean, I feel like pattern recognition like once you get enough you'd probably pick up on that and respect
22:37like, alright, that's their number.
22:39That's good to know.
22:40Yeah, and respect.
22:42That's good to know.
22:43There's a pointy end of the pen which usually helps get through the...
22:46Oh, do you make apple bones too?
22:48I was in high school once, yeah.
22:50And then you can go straight down with that same pointy end and then just like that.
22:55That was pretty good.
22:57I did it in two motions.
22:58That was pretty good.
22:58And I have a workable apple bone.
23:01Okay, so you're doing way better than I am.
23:03Well, yeah, I'm done.
23:03Okay, I got it.
23:05Mine's done.
23:05Okay, is it though?
23:07Yep.
23:07Nope, it's done.
23:08You wanna get weed and smoke out of it?
23:09This one works.
23:10That one doesn't.
23:12I don't have a lot of strengths.
23:13So what you bring to the table is you can queef or you can ask people to queef.
23:18Basically.
23:19You can smoke weed and you can make an apple bong.
23:22Kind of.
23:23Not as well as Donny, but...
23:24No.
23:25And that's about it.
23:26Is there anything else that like you could, if someone needs a helping hand around barstool,
23:30you're like, yeah, I could do that.
23:31I'm pretty good at that.
23:32No.
23:33You're from New Jersey?
23:34I am.
23:35Could you do a little Jersey accent for us?
23:37I feel like I already do it.
23:39Like, I already sound like I'm from Jersey.
23:40Like, I say coffee.
23:41Do you get offended when other people do the Jersey accent?
23:43No.
23:44Jersey's like, you know, like the, you can't punch, punch down kind of thing.
23:47Like, Jersey's like the highest.
23:48Like, you can never make someone with Jersey already.
23:49It's fine.
23:50Because you think you're better than everyone.
23:52We are.
23:54Pfft.
23:54Um, you did write down that Chaps and Blutman were your favorite personalities.
23:59Yeah, I think what they do is, is entertaining.
24:01Well, I have a surprise for you.
24:05Blutman!
24:06Oh, wow.
24:06So I brought your favorite Barstool personality.
24:10He's actually here.
24:10Do you like to wrestle?
24:11Yeah.
24:12Common theme here.
24:13He loves wrestle, squirtle, wordle, global.
24:19Everything this guy likes ends in elite.
24:21Have you ever thought about that?
24:22Oh my, we gotta call him Brawnl.
24:25What the fuck is going on?
24:26Brawnl!
24:27Brawnl!
24:28That actually is a good Pokemon name.
24:30Brawnl.
24:31Brawnl.
24:31Can you say your name like if you were a Pokemon?
24:33Brawnl!
24:35That was pretty good.
24:36That was pretty good.
24:38And I guess I have one kind of big question I want to get out of the way and then
24:42I'm good,
24:43but can you make a sound you've never made before?
24:48I've done that.
24:50This guy is a sound expert.
24:53Did you play anything growing up?
24:54Yeah, I did.
24:55I played travel volleyball, beach volleyball, and then soccer.
24:58Nice!
24:59You want to play for our team?
25:01I will.
25:01We have a team here, but they haven't invited me to be on it yet.
25:05Oh.
25:06Even though I'm the best volleyball player.
25:07Do you know how to play volleyball?
25:09Is that like a thing?
25:10I played in high school.
25:10Oh, cool.
25:11You did?
25:12Yeah.
25:12Volleyball?
25:13Yeah.
25:13What position?
25:14I was libero.
25:14I was libero and outside hitter for high school, but...
25:18So I was like your height until my senior year and then I grew like a foot.
25:21Oh, you were 5'3".
25:22I was wicked short.
25:23And then I grew like a foot and then I got to hit and it was the best.
25:28Yeah, hitting is a lot of fun.
25:29I love volleyball.
25:29My mom played college volleyball.
25:31No way.
25:32So I started when I was young and I played travel.
25:34Your mom is probably smoking hot.
25:37Maybe.
25:38Forgive him.
25:38Probably.
25:39I mean, I think my mom's hot, so...
25:41She probably is.
25:42What about Mincy?
25:43Did you get invited to his hop tub yet?
25:45Not yet.
25:46Mincy frequents the intern room.
25:49He came up to us first day, gave us a lot of advice.
25:52He said, you might fail nine times.
25:55Uh-huh.
25:55Nine times out of ten, but it's the one that might hit.
25:58Yeah.
25:58And can't argue with that, I guess.
26:01What a good pump up speech from Mincy.
26:03Yeah.
26:03Who do you report to?
26:04TJ.
26:05From what I'm hearing, TJ's your position coach and then Mincy's like CEO.
26:10He'll come in and just get you guys fired up.
26:12You could say that.
26:12Big picture stuff, right?
26:13Yeah.
26:13Like, don't be afraid of failure.
26:15Exactly.
26:15One day you'll get that invite to the hot tub and the day you do, it will be all worth
26:20it.
26:20Everything that you've done.
26:22Yeah.
26:22It'll all make sense.
26:23Not sure I'll accept that.
26:24Okay.
26:25All right.
26:25That's fine.
26:26I want to hire you.
26:27I mean, I want to hire you for the bush.
26:29Honestly.
26:30I'm thinking about, who's his name?
26:31Nick Snow?
26:32Mm-hmm.
26:33I'm thinking about talking to Nick Snow.
26:35Because I think you do great with the video game stuff, Simon.
26:37I really do.
26:38Yeah.
26:39That's what I know.
26:40What's your rate?
26:40Like, if you were to like, let's say things don't work out at Barstow, right?
26:45And if I was like, hey, Simon, come work on the bush, you know, maybe part time, what
26:50would you charge?
26:52Um...
26:52Per hour.
26:54Per week.
26:55Per week.
26:56I don't know.
26:57Just like 10, maybe?
26:5810 bucks?
26:59A week?
27:0010.15 a week, maybe?
27:03I don't know.
27:04I don't know how this works.
27:0510 bucks a week?
27:06You're hired.
27:06You have a job.
27:07Welcome.
27:08I don't know how this works.
27:09You have two jobs now.
27:10You have the internship and Jared.
27:11Yeah.
27:12This is perfect.
27:1410 a week?
27:1510 a week?
27:15Or I could go up 100.
27:16I don't know.
27:17You got the job.
27:18You could bump into 100.
27:19I don't know how money works.
27:20I don't know how pay rates work or anything like that.
27:22I'm being honest here.
27:23I'm rooting for you, Simon.
27:24I like you.
27:24You're my favorite here, by far.
27:27Who would you say is your favorite and least favorite Barstow employee at the moment, based
27:33off of who you've met?
27:34My least favorite is definitely intern Sydney.
27:37Definitely?
27:38That was quick.
27:39100%.
27:39Why is that?
27:40I don't know.
27:41She's just weird.
27:43What?
27:43Okay.
27:45Did you guys all go out?
27:47Yeah.
27:48And did you go out?
27:49Was Sydney there?
27:49Mm-hmm.
27:50And she was just weird?
27:52Just a weird vibe.
27:52I don't know.
27:53She's always sweet.
27:53She's a nice girl.
27:54It's just, you know.
27:55It's a weird vibe.
27:57Would she say the same about you?
27:59Probably.
28:00I was going to say, if you had to fight another intern, who would it be?
28:03And now I think you're stuck between the two sides.
28:07I wouldn't hit a girl.
28:07I wouldn't.
28:07But it would be Sydney.
28:08Fight Sydney.
28:10I wouldn't fight Sydney.
28:10She'd win.
28:12She'd win.
28:13I don't know if I don't like her or if I'm just scared of her.
28:16It's one of the two.
28:16If you weren't in the content game, what would you be doing?
28:20I like fashion.
28:21Yeah?
28:22Mm-hmm.
28:23Okay.
28:23So what would you be doing?
28:26I mean, I feel like you mistook me asking, like, what are your interests?
28:31I know.
28:32I don't really know.
28:33I don't have money.
28:34What was your major?
28:35We'll start there.
28:36Fashion.
28:37Okay.
28:37Yeah.
28:37So if this job didn't work out, would you be working in fashion?
28:40Yes.
28:41There you go.
28:42Now say that.
28:43But what would you be doing?
28:43I would be working in fashion.
28:46In what capacity?
28:47Like, what's the job?
28:48I don't know.
28:48Styling.
28:49Clothing designer, stylist.
28:51Styling.
28:52Runway builder.
28:53Yeah, sure.
28:54That.
28:56All right.
28:57All right.
28:58This is great.
28:59This is great.
29:00Can you read?
29:00Are you good at reading?
29:02Sometimes.
29:03Okay.
29:03Perfect.
29:03You'll fit right in.
29:04Another weakness that you listed on here is dapping people up.
29:07I'd like you and Zach to take a-
29:09Oh, okay.
29:09Yeah.
29:10Can we get a rep for them?
29:11Sure.
29:11Let's just see.
29:12Just casually look what's up.
29:13Yep.
29:14Oh.
29:15We did a point.
29:16The point.
29:16I was not expecting the point.
29:19Okay.
29:19Nice meeting.
29:22Yeah.
29:23Okay.
29:25We were off center there.
29:26Yeah, you know.
29:27That was kind of tough.
29:28It's not a strength.
29:29Why did we abandon the point finger gun?
29:31I just want to make him feel comfortable.
29:32That was an excellent.
29:33I've never seen that.
29:34I was caught off guard by the point, not going to lie.
29:36Do you pass as black?
29:39What do you-
29:39I'm from a whitewashed town.
29:41Okay.
29:42So, like, all my friends, like, pretty much white.
29:44So, I mean, they would pass me as black because-
29:48Because you're, like, a little different.
29:50There's four black kids in my high school, so I was kind of included.
29:52My brother's darker.
29:53But, yes, I would pass.
29:54But here, like, I doubt it.
29:55No.
29:56Here, you might.
29:58Here's-
29:58Really?
29:58Really?
29:59Well, here, I'm talking about Chicago.
30:00I'm talking about Chicago.
30:01Barstow, you're very black.
30:03Yeah.
30:03You're black.
30:04You're black and Chinese.
30:06Well, that's an honor.
30:06Black and Chinese.
30:07Yeah.
30:07People usually notice the curls, and they're like, those are natural.
30:10Okay.
30:10Do you think you said it?
30:13Probably.
30:14Yeah.
30:15All right.
30:16Devin, thank you.
30:17Devin, that's going to do it.
30:18Welcome aboard.
30:19Thank you, guys.
30:19Appreciate it.
30:21Once or twice.
30:22You say it?
30:23No, I, like, used to, but then I realized, like, I realized, like, I should not probably
30:27be saying that.
30:29Yeah.
30:29Yeah.
30:30So, I'm on, I'm on.
30:32Did we get all that?
30:33Did we get that?
30:34Oh, please tell me that was on.
30:35Oh, please tell me that was on.
30:37So, I'm on, like, four years retirement, so.
30:41Did you get all that?
30:41Did you get all that?
30:42All right.
30:42Oh, that's so good.
30:44That was awesome.
30:46Good job.
30:46You need your mic, man.
30:47Yeah.
30:48Devin, great job.
30:50Good job, Devin.
30:51Oh, that's awesome.
30:55I'll see you next time.
30:57See you next time.
30:58Bye.
30:58Bye.
31:02Bye.
31:04Bye.
31:04Bye.
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