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00:00What?
00:12Mm-hmm.
00:13You've never seen those outlets in my life.
00:16What in the world, dude?
00:21They're under, Mike.
00:23Are you sure?
00:26Yeah, do you see my laptop plugged in?
00:29I'll show you.
00:35Oh!
00:38Oh, no!
00:39Mike!
00:40Mike!
00:41Oh, no!
00:43Oh, no!
00:46Literally, these desks haven't been here a day.
00:50No, dude.
00:51I was reaching for the fucking plug.
00:54This is my last tea that Oldie gave me.
00:57Dang.
00:58Sorry, guys.
00:59That's okay.
01:00Fuck.
01:01Bro, what do you think about these new desks?
01:03This is pretty much ruined one.
01:06Lucas is moving up here, I heard.
01:08Oh, great.
01:10Jacob and Lucas want to come up and save us.
01:12Oh, I know.
01:14It's probably the right move, but...
01:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:18What do you favorite towels do you need?
01:20That's a lot of tea, really.
01:23But it's the first day of this new desk.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Dude, like, I was looking for an outlet.
01:27I couldn't find an outlet, and I reached out to grab my plug, and I just spilled my whole fucking tea.
01:32Where is the outlet?
01:33Oh, please.
01:34Try to find it, brother.
01:35Don't get me started.
01:36You're doing great, Mike.
01:37Is there a outlet?
01:38Oh, smokes.
01:39That smells horrible.
01:40Jesus.
01:41I'm usually the one farting.
01:42I saw you clear out the cabana.
01:43Yeah.
01:44That does smell horrid.
01:45Nah, relax.
01:46No, smokes.
01:47That's bad.
01:48Nah, it's straight.
01:49I smell too, bro.
01:50It smells like shit.
01:51It's 9.20 a.m.
01:52What a Monday.
01:53What a Monday.
01:54Oh, you're doing great.
01:55You're doing great, Mike.
01:56You're doing great, Mike.
01:57Oh, smokes.
01:58That smells horrible.
01:59Jesus.
02:00I'm usually the one farting.
02:01I'm usually the one farting.
02:03I saw you clear out the cabana.
02:04Yeah.
02:05That does smell horrid.
02:06Yeah.
02:07That does smell horrid.
02:08Nah, relax.
02:09No, smokes.
02:10That's bad.
02:11What a Monday.
02:18It's a big salad.
02:19Look at this fucking salad.
02:21He's trying to eat on my desk.
02:23That's fine.
02:24I don't even eat on my desk.
02:26What do you mean?
02:27That's a crazy move, dude.
02:29That's a crazy move.
02:30You don't eat on another man's desk?
02:32That's totally not.
02:33No, it's not.
02:34You don't have to ask me before.
02:35That's crazy.
02:38Just eating on another man's desk?
02:40How dare you?
02:41You didn't know you're going to eat on David's desk.
02:42How dare you, dude?
02:43He's not going to text out about it, either.
02:45I need to, I need to-
02:46Look at this fucking salad.
02:47Look at this salad.
02:48He wants to eat on my desk.
02:49That's a-
02:50What?
02:51Didn't even ask.
02:52That's a fucked up move.
02:53What is that?
02:54He's such a weirdo, man.
02:55You can eat on another man's desk.
02:57You don't, you have to at least ask.
02:59Like, hey buddy, I'm going to be eating on your desk.
03:02You guys ready?
03:03Dude.
03:04Jock is on the clock.
03:06Dijon, number one.
03:07Alright.
03:08Bad pick.
03:09Who picked that?
03:10Jock.
03:11Jamar Chase.
03:12Is that ours?
03:13Yeah.
03:14Fuck yes, we're rolling, boys.
03:15That's a steal.
03:16Jamar Chase, love it.
03:17Yo, I love our pick.
03:18I love our pick.
03:19We got our guy.
03:20We got our guy.
03:21CeeDee Lamb.
03:22Wow, four.
03:23Who is that, Bregman?
03:24There goes Saquon.
03:25Marisnick.
03:26Saquon, fall in.
03:27Christian McCaffrey, five.
03:28Saquon, fall in.
03:29Oh my god.
03:30Will Myers.
03:31Come on, dude.
03:37Last night stole a blue chat.
03:38That was one of the first times I saw you pretty unhappy on the text thread.
03:42Well, I mean, I just-
03:44All I do for a living is fucking work, so everyone's going to have an awesome dream job.
03:48I work my ass off and don't sleep so that Stephen Shea can eat a fucking salad on my desk.
03:52I'm going to be here for a long time.
03:54I'm not- I have no time to eat.
03:56Neither do I.
03:57I'm not eating.
04:00I got no plan after this.
04:02You're not going burrito today?
04:03No.
04:05He's going burrito.
04:06He's definitely going.
04:07He's hiding it.
04:08He's embarrassed by how many burritos he eats.
04:10Jay, you should eat the- eat the salad in Miss Peach's bed.
04:13That's probably more respectful, right?
04:15True.
04:16We're a good team.
04:17R-Chase, Bucky, Irving, Lava Conkey, and we took him a home savior worthy stack.
04:20Love it.
04:21All right.
04:22All right, we're on this one.
04:25Titans out.
04:26Titans Colts is a good start.
04:27You're my Tommy.
04:37What?
04:38Someone talking to me?
04:39I'm annoyed already.
04:40I'll say that.
04:41Is the view the issue?
04:42Yes.
04:47He said that it would help us collaborate more efficiently.
04:51Which, it might.
04:53But also, he's already annoying now.
04:58I got things to fucking do.
05:00What things do you have to do?
05:02It's the same things I have to do.
05:03You work one day a week.
05:06That's not true.
05:07The stream's Wednesday this week.
05:08People can't say that anymore.
05:10I'm a Tuesday-Wednesday guy now.
05:12Walker, when's the last time you saw Mincy here at 8.32?
05:16He's never been here at 8.32.
05:18Well, when he was doing Wake up Mincy, he would get hurt.
05:20Like, exactly, mate.
05:21Oh, really?
05:22Yeah.
05:23But you did just walk in and go to my sister and say,
05:26what's Eli's schedule?
05:27I definitely did.
05:28I'm not going to sugar coat this at all.
05:30I mean, like, yeah.
05:32I wanted to talk to Eli Manning.
05:34I mean, two Rebel legends coming together, you know?
05:36I mean, come on.
05:37Getting after it in the treadmill.
05:39Yeah, after like five and a half.
05:40Fucking right, bro.
05:41Get fucking right, bro.
05:51Where do you run in New Orleans this week?
05:53Yeah, well, I got sideline.
05:55I'm on the two-lane sideline because I'm boys with Summerall for a
05:59Northwestern game.
06:00I fucking told Brandon he was boys with Summerall, dude.
06:03Yeah, Summerall, fellow widespread panic fan.
06:05Watch out.
06:06Is Brett's off going to play?
06:08Yeah.
06:09Yeah, so the other quarterback had some angle thing.
06:11But, like, dude, let's be real.
06:13Jake Retzloff won 10 games at BYU last year.
06:15You don't bring him in.
06:16I mean, like, what's this cute one coming from?
06:18Yeah.
06:19There's no controversy.
06:20Breaking news.
06:21Retzloff.
06:22Yeah, Retzloff going for two-lane.
06:24Also, Lukey, a good mensch, good Jewish boy.
06:29Two-lane, way more Jewish friendly than BYU, dude.
06:32Way more.
06:33He's in a better spot.
06:34People are actually saying, is he the Bayou Jew?
06:36Yep, the Bayou Jew.
06:38People are saying, go away.
06:41What are you doing?
06:42What are y'all doing in here?
06:43Why are y'all yelling in here?
06:44It's, like, so loud.
06:45It's, like, I'm trying to work out here.
06:46Y'all are distracting me.
06:47Wait a second.
06:48Hey, keep it down.
06:49All right, we got it.
06:50Sorry.
06:51Keep it down.
06:53All right.
06:54Appreciate it.
06:55Zach.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Yeah.
06:58It's on.
06:59It's on.
07:00It's on.
07:01Jake, you've got it on.
07:02Oh, it's on?
07:03So, Eli, if you want ice cream later, I bought an industrial ice cream.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Ice cream all the time.
07:08Yep.
07:09All the time.
07:10Love it.
07:11How we doing?
07:12How are you this morning?
07:13Doing great, man.
07:14Awesome.
07:15Great.
07:16What are you up to?
07:17Uh...
07:18Yeah, you know what?
07:19Yeah.
07:20Yeah.
07:21You want to meet Eli?
07:22Mr. Eli.
07:23Hey, how are you?
07:24This is Zach.
07:25I'm Zach.
07:26Nice to meet you.
07:27Hey, Zach.
07:28Good to see you.
07:29Good to see you as well, sir.
07:30How are we today?
07:31I'm doing great.
07:32Awesome.
07:33I've got a quick question.
07:34I know it's a little early, but could I interest you in some sauce or ice cream?
07:37I'm okay right now.
07:38I might get some after.
07:39After I have some sliders.
07:40No worries, man.
07:41That's awesome.
07:44Yeah.
07:45What flavors you got?
07:46We got a chocolate vanilla and then a swirl situation in the middle.
07:48And a few toppings as well.
07:49Topping bars.
07:50Yes, sir.
07:51Working strong.
07:52Working good.
07:53You know what I had yesterday?
07:54It was really good.
07:55Chocolate covered gummy bears.
07:56They're like dipped in milk chocolate.
07:57It was awesome.
07:58That does sound pretty good.
07:59Yeah.
08:00Never even thought about that.
08:01Sweet.
08:02It's pretty good.
08:03It's cool to have such a big game to start the season.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Are you nervous at all?
08:06Yeah.
08:07Yeah.
08:08I mean, I get nervous.
08:09I feel like Archie is...
08:10It's crazy.
08:11It's crazy.
08:12It's crazy.
08:13It's crazy.
08:14It's crazy.
08:15It's crazy.
08:16It's crazy.
08:17It's crazy.
08:18It's crazy.
08:19It's crazy.
08:20It's crazy.
08:21It's crazy.
08:22It's crazy.
08:23I feel like Archie is like your own kid in a sense.
08:25You can't do anything to help them and you're just like, nervous because you have no control.
08:29Yeah.
08:30I think it'd be fine.
08:31They banned us from the campus at Ohio State.
08:34They banned you?
08:35Yeah.
08:36Why?
08:37So we do...
08:38We've got a partnership now with Fox Sports with FS1 and we're going to do a show every
08:41weekday from like 7 to 9 a.m.
08:43But we're also doing a big noon kickoff thing and our own college football show.
08:47So Dave Portnoy is going to be on big noon kickoff but he's a Michigan guy and he said
08:53a lot of things about Ohio State.
08:55So yesterday it came out that Ohio State asked Fox Sports to keep us all off campus.
09:01So Dave's not even going to be part of the show.
09:03And we're not even going to be able to do our college football show from Columbus, Ohio.
09:07From Columbus.
09:08Because they just like, I don't know, they're very sensitive about certain things.
09:13So yeah, it's kind of good for our street friends.
09:15It's like yeah, banned from Columbus.
09:17Yeah, exactly.
09:18Bad boys.
09:19Bad boys.
09:20So I guess we're going to be rooting for Texas this weekend.
09:22We have to.
09:23Oh yeah.
09:38Yeah, of course.
09:39Three, two, one.
09:40One more.
09:41Beauty.
09:42All right.
09:44Thanks for coming.
09:45Oh, thank you.
09:46Yeah.
09:47I want to say hello.
09:48I'm Prince of Cooper.
09:49Oh yeah.
09:50Good to see you.
09:51I was in college with you during the, during the old school era.
09:56Yeah.
09:57No doubt.
09:58Yeah.
09:59It was a lot of fun.
10:00How was everything?
10:01Yeah.
10:02You get that auction at all?
10:03Yeah.
10:04Yeah.
10:05I make a few games a year.
10:06You sold your house there, right?
10:07We sold.
10:08Yeah.
10:09Just kidding.
10:10It's just hard to get it there.
10:11We're going to go to one Texas game this year.
10:12So that's kind of steals the weekend.
10:14Maybe, maybe later in the year we'll get down to one day.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Well, quick.
10:18How are you feeling about Arch Saturday?
10:19Excited?
10:20Yeah.
10:21Excited for him.
10:22And the Jackson Dart, I've been loving all that stuff with you and Jackson Dart.
10:23Yeah.
10:24Knowing the Ole Miss-Johnson thing.
10:25Exactly.
10:26I mean, he had the best.
10:27That was the best preseason I've ever seen.
10:28I don't know.
10:29It was good.
10:30Yeah.
10:31I think he might be in there pretty quick.
10:32All right.
10:33I got one last question for you.
10:34How do you feel about getting demolished by me in the finals of the Ole Miss Internet
10:37celebrity tournament?
10:38Yeah.
10:39That was a tough one.
10:40Tough one to swallow.
10:41I know.
10:42I know.
10:43I know that that kept you up at night.
10:44It did.
10:45I lost some sleep over that.
10:46But if I'm going to lose someone that's a gentleman like you, it makes it a little bit
10:50easier.
10:52I appreciate that.
10:53Yeah, excellent.
10:54Appreciate it.
10:55I did a video for it where I went in front.
10:56It was after you retired when I was in the New York office.
10:58And I was like, you and I may have won two Super Bowls.
11:00He may have let Ole Miss the Cotton Bowl and done some of the best in school history.
11:04But this is my talent now.
11:06It's just like it's a spoon.
11:07Yeah.
11:08And it went nuts.
11:09I like it.
11:10Yeah.
11:11You make NOLO ever here anymore?
11:12No.
11:13Not much.
11:14Yeah, I'm going to Tulane this weekend.
11:16Are you?
11:17Summerall.
11:18Dude, Summerall's great.
11:19Oh, yeah.
11:20I know.
11:21I get there.
11:22We do our football camp in Thibodeau.
11:23Yeah, yeah.
11:24So I'll get there for like a day before that, see my mom.
11:27It's tough to get down there too much.
11:28Awesome.
11:29Oh, thank you so much.
11:30Good to see you, brother.
11:31I'm going to get it quick.
11:32Oh, okay.
11:33Yeah.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Yeah.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Yeah.
11:42Yeah.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Yeah.
11:46Yeah.
11:47Yeah.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Yeah.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Yeah.
11:53Yeah.
11:54Yeah.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah.
11:57Yeah.
11:59That's my first one.
12:00So good.
12:02Here we go.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Here we go.
12:10All right.
12:12Here you go.
12:16Guys.
12:17We'll be here every Sunday from Hawaii.
12:18Got them.
12:19I'm eating healthy.
12:20I'm eating dog food.
12:21Look at that shit.
12:23healthy i'm eating dog food look at that shit i i i can't lie i did just have a king's wine slider
12:29it was phenomenal but people aren't talking enough about how i've been extremely healthy
12:34since i got here i haven't had one ice cream since i came to this office the court's been
12:38close i agree with him fuck that's a good point you didn't have to say that though
12:43come on let the people think i'm being healthy come on everyone keeps saying i was going to get
12:52300 bills in no time and i'm trying to be healthy probably stopped i can't be so humble for it
12:57well the dog food is not good i'll tell you that right now everyone wants me to be fucking gross
13:01well it's almost like you built a brain around it for five years
13:05whatever dude everyone wants the beer guy to drink beers are you on the big o
13:11there you're on the big o you think i can afford the big o i'll show you my step count right now
13:18look at all those movement rooms posted today tuesday 11k monday almost 14k steps you don't
13:25have to be ashamed of being on the big o it's okay what are you invented the big o i know i'm
13:30i thought you can never get some of us just do it the old-fashioned way no you can but you're
13:34just gonna get fat again i thought once you know you have to o for life no you don't have to o for
13:37life you could actually just lose weight without shooting shit in your ass that's what i'm doing
13:41right on i put it in my how long you know yeah i put it i put it in my stomach
13:45i did doesn't look that appetizing does it i mean there's only one way to get huge
13:58it's eating dog food come on
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14:49brandon do you want to go to the swamp with me for florida mississippi state
14:55i'd rather die
14:56you sure sure but it would be fun we'd have a great time
15:01what day do we play i'm busy that day
15:03what that saturday yeah yeah i gotta go to
15:08this is doing college football stuff yeah i gotta go to uh thing
15:11i'm sure they could captain them they would understand
15:14i have the world uh technoball championships
15:17all right i'm gonna stay on you i think it's in october september 22
15:22october yeah no i can't i can't do it october 5th 4th 3rd 9th i can't do it sorry
15:30october 18th 18th is what i meant but uh yeah yeah yeah we'll see now if something happens
15:40between now and then where it flips and mississippi state is like favored we'll talk
15:45okay okay we'll move to south bay and then we'll take a break
15:49rock
15:50brandon to the swamp hey big cat yeah can me and brandon go uh to the swamp for florida mississippi
15:57state on october 18th
15:58oh yes of course you guys should go together
16:01that's what i was saying i only go ahead budget for one hotel room though that's fine so you guys are going to stay in the same hotel
16:07dude i thought people i thought people were going to not like it and they liked it so
16:15people like volleyball is fucking great dude that was way harder than i thought i i didn't really
16:20i'll be honest i thought professional volleyball was kind of fucking easy
16:23it turns out they're actually really good and it's hard so push it's up to serve
16:28you made it sound like that was the only time we didn't score zero points you guys got shut out
16:42like 17 times you come off the floor we put kate in we started scoring that's a fact go watch the
16:47tape they took it easy on you guys the first set you checked in and they were like oh a pro was
16:53coming in so now we got to ramp it up and they played hard i'm not saying that but i'm not blaming
16:57you we got shut out 15 nothing with you on the court you leave the game kate comes in and we
17:03scored points but kate wasn't even on the floor it doesn't matter she stayed off to the side i was
17:08actually hitting the ball i was setting my guys up it all works together it all works it all there's a
17:14flow to it and connor comes in you disrupted the flow we took you out kate came in we just had better
17:19team chemistry that's all it was do you want kate out there instead should we switch yeah let's
17:24switch i'm gonna go get it get him out there get him out we don't need him to hear it it's a full
17:28switch i mean that's just exactly i mean it's executive decision it's your decision right exactly
17:33i hate to do it to him i don't i actually love to do it to him he's an asshole so
17:39actually that's the happiest i've ever been seeing his reaction to that i mean i mark is just
17:48it's the mark titus show out there i don't know what he's doing i i wish it could work i wish it
17:52could have worked i i wanted i wanted nothing more than for this to work while we have my heart
17:58it broke my heart shut the fuck up when we while we have cameras here i need you to confess were you
18:05or were you not trying to block me out on the first i don't know five different points there were
18:1025 people on the court mark is literally i i'm standing here because they tell me to stand right
18:16here mark stands maybe one foot ahead of me and is putting his ass into me to try and make sure i
18:22don't have an impact on the game this is what i'm talking about the team creature you thought that
18:25you're gonna be the hero you thought i'm gonna i didn't think i was gonna be the hero i'm gonna come
18:27in i'm gonna save the day but there's 24 other people i just wanted to play there's 24 other people
18:32the ball comes to me i hit it and then connor's like what about me and i'm saying this is why we
18:36haven't scored any points you leave kate comes out we score that's those are the facts those are
18:39the facts save it for the show save it for the show my wife was watching i got home and she was
18:44like connor connor's like so mad at you but lucas had your back that like connor scored zero points
18:49well yeah because it's infinitely way more fun to troll connor than you personally but like anyone here
18:55but and it's a good thing you didn't just walk by but he scored zero points he scored zero he scored
18:59zero and then kate went in and you scored seven we scored seven with kate and then he even connor's
19:04like why did you do that why did you take me out why did i do that we should have he was a start he
19:08was actively rooting for you to keep getting hit in the balls he he said he whispered me he's like
19:13i want mark to have one child that's what he said he said he wants you to have one takes it so
19:18personally it's crazy it's crazy we're one guy away we're one guy away there's one more guy we've done
19:23a lot of people calling you a selfish volleyball player it's it's not selfish it was just a matter of
19:29i was on the floor didn't do anything wrong and then was just all of a sudden in the snap of the
19:36finger like taken off the court they know my passion they know how much i i love the game and i thought
19:41at that time when everybody's deflated and they're just getting beaten to a pulp non-stop over and over
19:48and over again by the way not to point fingers what was mark titus a good volleyball player yesterday
19:55did he make an impact they know like i play the most beach volleyball of anybody anybody
20:03and i had to be on the call sante you know sante's actually probably close second no you're first
20:10though you just you got scammed a little bit there like not could have been a little longer
20:14number one beach volleyball player at the stool i'm playing all the time
20:21not saying that means i'm the best volleyball player at the stool but it means the experience
20:27is there and they wanted no part of my experience and that's their fault and i'm a conor griffin fan
20:32i think he's excellent on the mic i told him that yesterday there's two people we were never going to
20:37beat him but there's two people that talk a big volleyball game that were not as good as they say
20:42they are one you're not i thought you were going to be great what the fuck are you talking about i honestly
20:48thought you were going to be great i swear to god i thought you were like our secret weapon i thought
20:51the fact that you had to be on the bench meant like we were screwed you're fine yeah i you're not
20:56great i i had to do the same i i have five feet not even five feet of a surface area that i could
21:03cover i have no mobility i i was there and i was just there to prop the ball up and set it up for the
21:08people up front that was it that was the role i was in i i fulfilled the role this that's crazy
21:14i thought you were going to be really good what the fuck do you want me to do backflips out there
21:17i i have no room it's 25 people on the court if he had half the talent as white boy rick we would
21:22have won that yesterday that's all i have to say this zero zero zero how are you how are you how
21:30could you possibly argue that you made it like you should have played more here his performance level
21:34but was he down that is we put kate in and we started scoring immediately kate didn't touch the
21:40ball i was setting up my teammates this is you have put me on the front line you would have seen it
21:45i'm sweating i'm so mad you have lost your mind for a lot of delusional reasons through the years
21:50this is this might take the cake you thinking that like you belonged out on that court is insane
21:55i'm not saying i i it's insane i'm not saying i belong but i'm saying when you guys did put me on
22:00i didn't do anything to necessitate me being out of there immediately if you had any sense of the
22:04moment you would have hung your head and shaved and walked off the floor after we lost 15 nothing
22:08instead we had to do the uncomfortable thing get you out of there get kate in and we started scoring
22:12did we not tate is that if he had a fourth of the talent as white boy rick that's crazy
22:17you suck though you're good at it
22:22and that almost makes it minutes played award that makes it a lot worse
22:26most minutes played connor griffin i'd play the yeah i'm most available to play beach volleyball
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