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00:01And then she tells me it's either her or the beer. And here I am.
00:11I'm not giving up the beer!
00:34Because I know you're going to go with the other guy. So we're going to bring in numbers. Are you
00:40think that's fair?
00:45Cut your ass!
00:49We just did that.
00:50We're trying to get on national TV and tearing us apart with this shit. Jokey time? Why don't we just
00:55slap each other in the balls?
00:56Jokey time? Don't ever call me that early in the morning again when I've got kids. Going up all night
01:01with tea then.
01:01What time did I call you?
01:036. Today?
01:04That's really early, Jerry. No chance.
01:077 something.
01:08Today?
01:09Yeah, text.
01:10So that's not a call?
01:13Jerry, that fell apart pretty quickly.
01:17Don't call me that early. 6. It also is a text. 7.30.
01:21I like that when I go flexing around.
01:23Yeah, what's going on? What do we got this week?
01:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:26See, you won't address it.
01:28Oaks is a...
01:29Yeah, see? See?
01:308.40 Eastern.
01:31Just talk to us about the question we're asking.
01:34I'm working on it. I know that.
01:35What's your problem with me right now?
01:37Zero.
01:37Your problem with me?
01:38No problem.
01:38He's not even pretending I'm not here.
01:41Look at this.
01:42I'm listening to you.
01:43What's your problem?
01:44What'd I do to you?
01:45Zero.
01:46What's your problem with me?
01:48Zero.
01:48Have you noticed this, Jerry?
01:49You see it, right?
01:50I don't even answer him no more, really.
01:51He's just...
01:52All over the place.
01:54All over the place, man.
01:55I would love to be just a little executive producer line on Jerry and Jerry.
02:00I'd help.
02:01Who you want?
02:03Well, he's working on something big.
02:05Who you want?
02:06Oh, yeah.
02:06Did you tell him?
02:07No, absolutely not.
02:08Why not?
02:09Oh, you're giving that tight?
02:10Absolutely.
02:11Why?
02:12Can I help?
02:13No.
02:14Why?
02:14What is it?
02:14It'll have to...
02:15It'll be...
02:15It's one of those like...
02:17He has to manage the account.
02:19What?
02:20You have to give up the whole permission.
02:21And then you don't get it.
02:23Ah.
02:24This is like...
02:25It's massive.
02:25I don't know if I should say it.
02:26You have to say it.
02:27But I'm gonna say it.
02:28You have to.
02:28I gotta say it.
02:29No, you can't say it.
02:31No, I'm demanding you say it.
02:32We're working on it.
02:33No, I'm demanding you say it.
02:34You said it's close.
02:35You said it's close to happening.
02:36I'm demanding you say it.
02:37He's talking to his daughter.
02:39Why?
02:39Let's give him one guess.
02:41Just give him a hint.
02:41Yeah.
02:42Crimson Tide.
02:44So...
02:45Saban?
02:45Yeah.
02:46Oh.
02:46Okay.
02:47It's not bad.
02:48Yeah.
02:48Great.
02:48Why would I be mad?
02:50You haven't had him.
02:51Okay.
02:51Yeah, we've asked.
02:52He keeps saying that he has to do...
02:54He's not doing anything besides ESPN.
02:57Yeah.
02:57So are you just blowing smoke up my ass?
03:00No.
03:00I mean, you guys are gonna...
03:01You guys are gonna fucking blow that interview.
03:04Bad, right?
03:04Bad.
03:05That's good though.
03:06Yeah.
03:06I mean, it would be great.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Great watch.
03:08How would we blow it?
03:09You're gonna ask the dumbest, worst questions and like...
03:12And fight about reservations in front of Saban.
03:14It's gonna be...
03:15Don't get me wrong.
03:15It's gonna be one of my favorite episodes I've ever watched of anything ever.
03:19But from like an actual interview standpoint...
03:22Well, we're not really an interview show.
03:23Right.
03:24I know.
03:25But like...
03:25Is there a chance he just walks out?
03:26It's gonna be very funny.
03:28I want this.
03:29I want this to happen.
03:30So you can dunk off.
03:32How so?
03:32Who cares?
03:33Dude, what are you talking about?
03:34Are you new?
03:36Were you just born yesterday?
03:37Did you wake up yesterday?
03:38You were like, this is the first day of my life?
03:39Yeah, I'll get it.
03:40I thought the Aruba thing was clever the other day.
03:42I got Dave throwing swing and miss.
03:43Your jokes are so bad.
03:45They're bad.
03:46Do you get the Aruba reference?
03:47Yeah, but your jokes are bad, dude.
03:50Shut it down.
03:51No, you don't.
03:51No, we still work on it.
03:52This is good.
03:53I want to save an interview.
03:54You said you were close.
03:55I can't make jokes.
03:55What are you...
03:56No, your jokes stink.
03:58But that's always...
03:59That's also good.
04:01At some point, it's gonna...
04:03It's actually...
04:03Well, no, I actually...
04:04No, I was gonna say that the light bulb is gonna go off and you're gonna be like,
04:08Oh!
04:09It's actually, like, good if I'm just myself and I don't try to do something that, like,
04:15out of my lane.
04:16Like, if I just am myself and I can take getting made fun of, like, I have...
04:21I'm a lovable guy.
04:22Yeah.
04:25Save his dad then, right?
04:26Yeah, that's still awesome.
04:27It's a long shot.
04:28Are you talking to his daughter?
04:31Good.
04:31We're talking to his team?
04:32We're talking to his team?
04:33I don't know...
04:34That's good.
04:34I want you guys to get him.
04:36I mean, really.
04:37All I know is he was the coach for...
04:38Jerry, don't do any research.
04:40I'm not.
04:40That would be so funny.
04:42If you're like, so...
04:43If you want anything?
04:45Yeah.
04:45Whatever you want.
04:46Can I just say something real quick?
04:47Can I say something real quick, both of you?
04:49I would like to help.
04:51I'm not going to hold it over your head.
04:53I want to help.
04:54I've said this, and this is what drives me crazy about him, because I know you're opposite,
05:00but I can give him a million attaboys, and he'll be like, you never give me any attaboys.
05:05I never say that.
05:06This is my favorite show.
05:07This is my favorite show.
05:09It is, but they're in the tournament.
05:10I said, you said, hey, go to his guy.
05:12You said, you have their relationship.
05:12Yeah, all right, but now that the tournament's over, go ahead.
05:14I'll have to get in.
05:15But this is my favorite show.
05:16I would love to help.
05:17I would love to help.
05:18Let them go on PMT, and then we steal them right after.
05:20Hey, come to house call the next day or something.
05:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:23I like that.
05:23After they're running out the door.
05:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:25From gravel.
05:26What if we did to-go interviews on the way out?
05:30Like exit interviews?
05:31That's a great idea.
05:32Like paparazzi.
05:32In a bathroom.
05:33We put him in the bathroom.
05:34We do like an exit interview.
05:35Yeah.
05:36That'd be good.
05:37How close are you to saving?
05:38Are we going to get that?
05:39That stuff he's booked through June.
05:41I mean, it's hard.
05:42It's very hard.
05:43That would be wild.
05:44That'd be like Dude Perfect at Augusta.
05:48This is like saving coming on with us.
05:50Doesn't make any sense.
05:53That was amazing.
05:55That was amazing.
05:56You were unreal.
05:57I mean, you performed above and beyond.
06:00One, two, one, go.
06:02Ah!
06:03Ah!
06:04Ah!
06:05Ah!
06:07Ah!
06:08Do we have a Dante?
06:10Dante in the belly of someone?
06:12Do you want me to do a really great picture?
06:14No.
06:15Because you're shooting blanks or because you didn't come without a bad?
06:19Oh, you would have saw it on camera.
06:21No!
06:22We never see that on camera.
06:23You couldn't go anywhere without-
06:25The camera?
06:25Yeah.
06:25So if you were fucking, they would have seen it.
06:27That's what happened in time.
06:28But you have a big dick and a great body.
06:29Why didn't you do it?
06:31Yeah.
06:31Let me tell you something.
06:32I was trying.
06:32If it was me and I was 30 or under, I would have so many little stewies running around
06:39in women's bellies right now, I would fucking be the king.
06:43And I would die of child support.
06:45But I would do it.
06:46But fabulous job.
06:47Just, I mean, always you've been so class and so professional.
06:52But that showed you in just, like, your element.
06:55I mean, that's your element.
06:57You run in the clubs.
06:58You're a fucking Mr. DJ.
06:59And you taught everyone how to do it with professionalism.
07:02Man, this is high phrase.
07:04This is very high phrase.
07:05Very blessed.
07:06Thank you, my man.
07:06Blessed to watch you work.
07:08Thank you, Phil.
07:09Still.
07:09Thank you, Phil.
07:11We had a conversation with him and Jerry and, like, he wouldn't look at me.
07:15That's not true.
07:16He didn't like me.
07:16I get it.
07:17I'm world hat.
07:21He's got other things.
07:22Pick him this year.
07:23I mean, should we even do it?
07:25No, honestly, no.
07:27Honestly, no.
07:28That's a genuine question.
07:28I'm, like, actually very worried.
07:30Yeah, like, what's the point?
07:31He's got Terry and Jerry.
07:32He's got Men of Honor.
07:33He doesn't like us.
07:35What's the point?
07:35Yeah, I heard from the other co-host of Men of Honor that that's just the new pick-on.
07:39Yeah, me too.
07:41That's what he said.
07:41He's been running around the street saying, new pick-on.
07:44New pick-on.
07:44New pick-on.
07:44Why should we do two?
07:46Why should we waste Dan and Dave's time?
07:48Yeah, you know what?
07:49It's a good point.
07:50I was supposed to be crushing.
07:52Dude, it's my favorite show.
07:53He doesn't keep you.
07:54He's got an executive producer.
07:55Yeah, I'm an executive producer.
07:57Come on.
07:59You're telling me you haven't watched Pick Central once.
08:02That's just not true.
08:03That's just not true.
08:04I'm pretty sure you've watched it every time.
08:06I've got the Final Four.
08:07I'll do water out.
08:11There's just no way.
08:13No one knew.
08:15Come on.
08:16Hey, pull up your two right now.
08:17Yeah, pull up your two.
08:18Yeah, let's go.
08:20I mean, you get really cold.
08:22Bosco's claiming that he has not watched Pick Central at all since he's been off the show.
08:27That's just such a lie.
08:28Pull it up.
08:28No, don't mess with Dave.
08:30You might be the number one fan of Pick Central right now.
08:32Yeah, you're helping your views.
08:33There's a lot of slighter going on.
08:36Oh, you're cold.
08:37He's not even doing this.
08:38How funny are you being?
08:39Pretty funny.
08:40I love that.
08:42I'm happy this year.
08:43He said, the funniest thing he said was McCarthy and I asked him how often he watched Pick Central.
08:50He said, I haven't watched any of it.
08:51It's a lie.
08:52Yeah.
08:53Isn't that funny?
08:54That's the funniest thing you said.
09:00Jack also.
09:01Jack's the worst parker we have.
09:03He's just parked on the street.
09:05He's just in the middle of the road.
09:06He's not even close.
09:07Look at this.
09:09Look at Steppen's car and look at Jack's car.
09:12I mean, that's a joke.
09:13That is a joke.
09:15Oh, geez.
09:15That is terrible.
09:16It's terrible.
09:17He's in the middle of the road.
09:18Horrible.
09:30How do you guys feel about the new studio?
09:31I'm happy about it.
09:32I think it's cozy.
09:33I think it's comfy.
09:34I took a nap in here after Wub.
09:36Sleeps well.
09:39Dude, you put it next to the coaster?
09:42I've never understood coasters.
09:44So we don't get rings on the table.
09:47I don't know.
09:48That's it.
09:49What did you think they did?
09:51Are the rings permanent ever?
09:52Yeah.
09:52Oh, they do?
09:53Yeah.
09:54Really?
09:55You didn't know what coasters?
09:57It's the exact size of the bottom of a cup.
10:00I thought they were just like a gimmick.
10:07All the etiquette fouls I've made.
10:09You probably left rings everywhere you've been.
10:12I never use them.
10:14Dude, that is like, I think you could give a coaster to like a caveman and he would put
10:19a cup on it.
10:21It's one of the most intuitive, instinctual things a human being can do.
10:27Honestly, I thought they were just like, I don't know.
10:29You thought it just propped the drink up a little bit?
10:31Like a little booster?
10:32Tchotchke.
10:33Like, yeah.
10:34Just to show like a drink brand?
10:36To make you feel your drink is like more special than it is.
10:44Pretty cool, right?
10:47That was the least confident pretty cool ride I've ever heard.
10:51Pretty cool, huh?
10:58You look like a cranberry farmer.
11:00Yeah, yeah, he does.
11:01He belongs in a bog.
11:03I'll take that.
11:03You have to get bogged.
11:04That's a win.
11:06I think I might be the youngest person at this conference.
11:09Yeah, definitely.
11:11My buddy Geese is coming now.
11:12Your buddy who?
11:13Geese.
11:14Your buddy's name is Geese?
11:15Yeah, he's awesome.
11:16What's what?
11:16Yeah, why don't you call him Goose?
11:18His last name's Geese.
11:19His last name's just Geese.
11:21Yeah.
11:21G-E-E-S.
11:22G-I-E-S.
11:23Oh, I don't want to.
11:23G-I-E-S.
11:24Oh, okay.
11:25Okay.
11:26I thought you meant like the flock.
11:28Dude, some people get their initials on their boots.
11:29That's the next step up.
11:31Well, Jack, maybe get them dirty first.
11:33No.
11:34So I asked my buddy who lives in Houston.
11:35I'm like, oh, do I need to scuff these up?
11:37He's like, no, those are your going out boots.
11:39Those aren't your work boots.
11:40Okay.
11:41The big game boots.
11:42The work boots have the square toe.
11:44Okay.
11:44So those are more, that's for just looking good.
11:47Those are your going out boots.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Have you worn those out before?
11:50Yeah, I wore them for the Houston rodeo for three days.
11:53Cowboys are kind of gay.
11:54It's a little gay.
11:55I got my out boots.
11:57Yeah, these ones are pointy.
11:59You think I'm doing work in my pointy boots?
12:01I only wear those on the night of the ball.
12:05And they've got heels and pointed toes.
12:09Just head to toe, you look so confused.
12:11Yes.
12:11We need to get you a pair of Spurs.
12:13Can we door dash them?
12:13What's the top?
12:14A flannel?
12:15No.
12:15He's going to see Fred Eaglesmith tonight.
12:17Who?
12:18Exactly.
12:19I got my Tecova shirt.
12:20Okay, nice.
12:21Western goods.
12:22A white tee will look great with those boots.
12:24Are you going to go carry your tuxedo?
12:26From Gap?
12:26Yeah.
12:27You know what?
12:27I'm not going to yuck your young.
12:29If you like them, great.
12:30That means a lot.
12:31Yeah.
12:31I didn't say I liked them.
12:34I think I might need to get them polished already.
12:37Is this like a line dancing place?
12:40Yeah.
12:41It's Fitzgerald's in Berlin.
12:42What's that mean?
12:43You're saying things that I've never heard.
12:45Why?
12:46Thank you for getting me this.
12:47Everybody knows that.
12:48It's like one of the most iconic jazz clubs I've ever seen.
12:50Oh, jazz?
12:52What's it?
12:52I mean, why are you wearing boots to a jazz club?
12:54Well, it's not jazz tonight.
12:56It's Fred Eaglesmith.
12:57It's Fred Eaglesmith.
12:57Yeah.
12:59It's Fred E.
13:00It's Fred E.
13:00Fred E.
13:01It's Freddy Eaglesmith?
13:03No, no.
13:03It's Freddy Eaglesmith.
13:04Fred?
13:05What the fuck are you saying?
13:07Fred space E.
13:08I thought he-
13:09No, why space Fred Eaglesmith?
13:11Why is it Freddy Eaglesmith?
13:12You thought it was Freddy Eaglesmith?
13:15I thought it was like Fred middle name E.
13:18Like Wiley Coyote?
13:19Yeah.
13:20His number one song is called Trucker Speed.
13:22Yeah, it's a great song.
13:23Oh God.
13:24Cigarette Machine, Alcohol and Pills, I Shot Your Dog.
13:27I told you, he gets deep, man.
13:29These are deep songs.
13:31Thoughts on the boots?
13:34No.
13:35Or just no to a thought?
13:36Wait, Jack, I need you to just walk past Kyle.
13:38I need you to just do a fly by Kyle.
13:40Nobody ever knows, but-
13:41I need to go find Katie.
13:42Can you put your pants over?
13:44Well, these aren't the right pants.
13:45That's the problem.
13:46Like, they don't go over.
13:47My jeans do.
13:51What are you doing now?
13:53He's gonna see Fred Eaglesmith.
13:55If you look at all of you, what you did to the guy.
14:00Hey, KB.
14:02Sup, dude.
14:02How you doing, dude?
14:03What are you doing?
14:04Checking the new boots.
14:06What?
14:08You're gonna wear those to the concert?
14:10Yeah.
14:12Yeah, break them in.
14:14They're broken in.
14:15I'm gonna break them in.
14:16At the Houston video.
14:17Did you dance in them?
14:18Yeah, oh yeah.
14:19We were getting down.
14:19Those look way too stiff and new.
14:23You gotta dance more.
14:25Okay.
14:28I'll do something up.
14:31Like, really dance?
14:33I can't really dance.
14:34I can do, like, I know how to do swing dancing.
14:38I went into the country club last weekend.
14:40I was getting a lot of looks.
14:41Really?
14:46Jack, I approve the boots.
14:48Thanks, KB.
14:50You do look...
14:52Maybe we can get you a pair.
14:54Fresh off the shelf.
14:55We can all get matching pairs.
14:56Not matching, but, like, we can all get boots.
14:59What, isn't that, like, cherry?
15:00Cherry brown?
15:01Yeah.
15:01Awesome.
15:03Cherry cola?
15:04Cherry cola.
15:06Kick them together.
15:08There you go.
15:11Would you want a date a cowgirl?
15:12Yeah.
15:12Really?
15:13That's like the dream, Nick.
15:14That's like the American dream right there.
15:16To date a cowgirl?
15:17Yes, dude.
15:17You know how, like, some white guys, like, yearn for Japan?
15:20I'm very, very well aware of that.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Because, like, you kind of are into that, right?
15:25Yeah.
15:25See, I'm into, like, the old western.
15:28Okay.
15:28The 1800s, 1900s, like, in the wild west.
15:31That's what I yearn for.
15:32Do you want to, like, take, like, lessons?
15:34Do you want to lasso and shit?
15:35Yeah, that would be awesome.
15:37Really?
15:37Yeah.
15:38I want to see if I can lift you only.
15:41Two bottom two.
15:42Are you going to blow your back?
15:43Come on.
15:43Let me see if I can.
15:44Go away, Kayden.
15:45You're having a good time.
15:46Go with the boys, dude.
15:48Don't need to blow your back.
15:49I think I've fucked up my arm.
15:51The last thing I want to do is blow your back.
15:53Lay down.
15:53Lay down.
15:54Lay down on your side.
15:56Lay down on your side and be tight.
15:59Like, hold the plank.
16:00No, like, lay down on your side.
16:01Why are you clutching your arm?
16:02Yeah.
16:03He just clutched his ass in Kayden's face.
16:05Sorry.
16:06It's a detail.
16:08Clutch your mop.
16:08Now pull your right leg up to your left.
16:10Really hold those obliques.
16:12You've got to be a plank.
16:15Ah!
16:17I'm too big.
16:18See, I'm too fat.
16:19I'm a big unit, Kayden.
16:21I'm a big unit for you, dude.
16:22Good.
16:23That looks pretty good.
16:25Wow.
16:35Well Kung Liu.
16:36Yeah.
16:37I'm too.
16:38I'm too high.
16:38Happyç½®
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