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00:00He called and you laughed, but I said you're sweaty, which you are.
00:03I don't know French. I respected that he was bilingual.
00:05Something happened. You guys weren't here and the ice cream machine broke.
00:08I don't even know if my guys are on it.
00:10Mincy has said that damn near broken his ankle.
00:13Oh my God, dude.
00:15Such a fraud.
00:16Mr. Doyle, I've never laughed harder.
00:18A little out of it right now, but I'll come back.
00:20Had a few on the way.
00:31How are we?
00:32Ready to shovel, man.
00:34Don, I'm ready.
00:36Are you coming out?
00:37I got my work boots on.
00:38Are you coming out?
00:42It's another day being a blue collar king.
00:44This is just another day that ends in Y for me.
00:47Another day of the stool.
00:48How does it turn out, Dante?
00:50It's better than expected.
00:52We have too many hands and not enough fucking work.
00:55Got dirt being dropped literally nonstop.
00:58Hopefully every like 20 minutes they're dumping and going and coming back.
01:02So we're just waiting on the next truckload.
01:04Just coming and laughing.
01:05Just a piece of shit thing to do.
01:07This early in the morning.
01:08How about you come help us?
01:09We'll be showing more.
01:09Smile and laughter are great for everything.
01:11What are you talking about?
01:13I'm the one smiling and laughing.
01:15You're like the clown from it.
01:17You're like Stephen King's it.
01:18Your accusations that I'm laughing and smiling?
01:21Tell you something.
01:22I really don't talk to this.
01:23It's too early in the morning.
01:24It's not fucking awake.
01:25I don't understand.
01:26You're just like Stephen King's it.
01:28I guess I'm too happy.
01:29I guess that's the.
01:30I mean.
01:31Lock me up.
01:32I'm too happy.
01:33I'm a happy guy.
01:36Yeah.
01:37Oh it's good.
01:38Do you have to be here by the way?
01:39On like.
01:40So assume we win and then Sunday we put the bed in.
01:43As long as someone's here to represent the team.
01:46Oh.
01:47Yeah.
01:47So Mincy's not going to be here.
01:49Mincy should be here.
01:50Mincy will be here on Sunday.
01:52So we're good.
01:53We're coming.
01:53We'll represent the person.
01:54Let's get a win today first.
01:56We're going to get a win today.
01:57Okay.
01:57I don't like the let's.
01:58I'm like let's.
01:59We are.
02:00It's already over.
02:00Well I don't like doing that either.
02:02But alright.
02:03We'll get a win today.
02:04We're going to win.
02:05We're going to do people that are very upset about being here on Sunday.
02:13You guys still talking about this?
02:16What's wrong?
02:17You just came in and called me sweaty.
02:19You suck.
02:19Yeah you are sweaty.
02:20Usually you say something you say.
02:21You look good.
02:23It's very French.
02:24It's very French to say hello.
02:25I'm going to say hello.
02:26You said you're sweaty.
02:27That's not nice.
02:28It's not French.
02:29You look good.
02:30Did you bring berets?
02:32I have a spar for you.
02:34I asked.
02:34I got texted Donny yesterday.
02:36Jokingly.
02:37I was like it's not French.
02:37Donny why don't you bring your berets to me so we can watch the France game.
02:40I guess he just has them.
02:42Yeah who doesn't?
02:43And then yesterday he was like.
02:45Yesterday he was mad at me and he was like I'm not bringing my berets anymore.
02:48Yo how many berets do you have?
02:49Like a two.
02:51Okay.
02:51One's here.
02:52We have a black one here.
02:53What do you have berets for?
02:54I'm out here moving dirt.
02:55I don't know.
02:56Like what's the last thing you wore?
02:58On what?
02:58France.
02:59I do a lot of people wear them over there.
03:01Depends on where you are.
03:01What do they call you in France?
03:03The big delay?
03:04What does that mean?
03:05I don't know the translation.
03:06Come on man.
03:09The big .
03:10What the fuck?
03:11Hey.
03:12He called you and you laughed and I said you're sweaty which you are.
03:15First of all I never called him that.
03:17In France he was saying he was opening up this pop-up restaurant and he kept on pushing
03:20back the date.
03:21So they were calling him that.
03:22Oh.
03:22I don't know French.
03:23I respected that he was bilingual.
03:25I respected that he was bi.
03:26Dirt's here.
03:28How much time I have?
03:29Six minutes.
03:31No, no, no, no.
03:32Dirt's here.
03:32I can just go for.
03:34No, no, no.
03:34I can just do it for like just a couple minutes.
03:37Can't do it.
03:37That's convenient.
03:38Can't do it.
03:39Oh, you want to have some pants on, huh?
03:42What are you guys?
03:43What's the smoke changing?
03:47You're out?
03:48No, I'm just hot.
03:49Well why'd you put on a fucking like industrial suit?
03:57What's up?
03:57And you're like, let's just hope there's a chance that Big Cat just doesn't want ice
04:02cream tonight and we can just skate by it.
04:04Because that's something, again, I understand the ice cream machine like, there's things,
04:08there's moving parts.
04:08I don't understand it.
04:09But that's something I should be getting like an amber alert on my phone being like hey just a heads
04:14up
04:14No ice cream tonight make plans accordingly. Oh wait, we do have back of ice cream
04:19We always make sure you keep a little bit of variety back of ice cream for times like this
04:23I think you were very busy. So I thought for sometimes like no
04:27I'm right. Well hold on. We're not right there. I don't want to worry. I am never ever
04:32Too busy for ice cream updates. I could be in the hospital half-dead
04:36I think Mitch McConnell and I want you to call me and be like hey just want to update you
04:40on the ice cream machine
04:41There's an issue right, but we have back of ice cream
04:44So the flavor is used to see oh we oh we're cold stone creamery as well. That's the second back
04:49Okay, I need more. I get I I'm not mad about the ice cream machine being done
04:54I'm mad about the communication break communication. I'm sure there's no communication
04:57I can't come in here being like oh gonna get my ice cream from my ice cream machine. Oh doesn't
05:02work
05:02It's got an assortment here and then the cold stone here. I heard there was some kind of taco. Yeah,
05:08where's this?
05:08Where's this thing? I want this thing. Tacos may have been pillaged
05:11It doesn't it looks like the tacos may have been a heavy hitter on the previous days
05:15So I don't have even the thing I want. So where are the tacos? What are those?
05:20So these are like different flavor cups. What's in them?
05:23Then the lighter version here darker version here seems to me we've got one of the light version here
05:27So let me see that. It's a real pretzel. I want the dark and then we have the braiders pints
05:32as well as all those
05:40What are the chances?
05:43I thought we're in a good spot
05:47It probably is tasty too, you know, you know, cold stone's cold stone's putting it together. It's tasty
05:53Some may put all these things together and be like are these guys conspiring against me for me to lose
05:58weight. No chips and queso, no ice cream
06:01What's up? Are they conspiring?
06:04Is this a conspiracy?
06:06The the the chocolate tacos are not there
06:09Those must have gotten killed. Those may have been pillaged. Cold stone brought back chocolate tacos
06:13That's incredible. Yeah, peanut butter. Wait, when did it go down? Friday. Oh, you've had some on Friday?
06:19No, no, there was no ice cream in there Friday. So when did it go down?
06:23Did you think that this was just gonna be like no, I'm trying to think a calendar date?
06:29You're just like but you said Friday. I said I said I know there was none Friday. I need to
06:34know I was not ensuring Thursday
06:36Here's the problem. I swear. I was not sure I understand we were off for a week, right?
06:40And then we're in Tahoe
06:41But as the cream team the cream team it's not yes
06:44Am I the most important person when it comes to getting ice cream? Of course if I don't have my
06:49ice cream
06:51But the ice cream machine is for everyone. So just because you me and and
06:57Jacob are out doesn't mean no ice cream. Definitely doesn't mean that at all. What was Owen doing?
07:03Owen cleaned the machine after
07:05So are you saying this is Owen's fault and Owen breaking?
07:07No, no, no, no, no
07:09You can't do that you can't
07:10I don't know
07:12Something happened. You guys weren't here and the ice cream machine broke. What happened?
07:18July 3rd
07:19July 3rd?
07:21My boy Rick came into the office to work out
07:23That's like 10 years ago
07:24I don't even know what like
07:27America was still in the World Cup
07:29SOS to the cream team. We've got beeping
07:32We've got beeping boys
07:33We've got a cream emergency
07:35I don't know what happened here because I guess maybe it's me you know what maybe it's my fault because
07:40I just haven't been you know
07:41A little a little like a laissez-faire. Hey, it's fine ice cream, whatever, but we're we're in peak ice
07:47cream time
07:47It's not February. It's July. It's July. It's we're about to have a heat waiting. Them pillaging the Choco Tacos
07:53killed you guys
07:54I think if we had the Choco Tacos we were in a good spot. Yeah
07:57We're going to watch for the Cubs game on
08:02Owen, what's up?
08:08What's up?
08:09When were you going to tell me that the ice cream machine was down?
08:13Ummm
08:13I should have told you that on Friday
08:17We can't have that
08:18We can't have that
08:20It's fine we brought ice cream, I'm Spencer
08:21Hi, I'm Dan. Dan, nice to meet you. I know you guys actually saved me
08:24Last night because the guys didn't tell me that it was down and then I was like, well, what am
08:29I gonna do?
08:30And then we had some Cold Stone. There we go. Yeah save the day
08:34We're here with Cold Stone our new official hard scoop partner of the cream team in our office
08:40We brought a cold very cold stone
08:43Or Cold Stone brought us a very cold stone. It's fresh out of the freezer and we are with a
08:49cold stone master
08:50So learn craft
08:52I mean, this is just so much more than we're used to we're just used to
08:57Yeah, we got this down. We've never really experienced that
09:00Okay, usually we do a divot is what we call it, right?
09:04We'll grab whatever we want and we'll put it in the middle and then pretty much
09:11It's just chop it
09:15And then fold it in
09:18And then put it in a cup
09:19We don't disintegrate our ingredients
09:22We just pretty much chop it like that
09:24So it's nice and chunky
09:25Okay, got it?
09:27Keep it chunky
09:29And then
09:31Yeah
09:31I believe we're reaching this chest freezer boys
09:34Is the cookies a peanut butter flavor?
09:36Are we getting that right? Is this the flavor of the summer?
09:38We're gonna hit a little divot action boys
09:40Great divot
09:41I don't know how we...
09:42Whipped topping? I don't know if whipped cream counts as a mix in or a topping
09:47I'll mix it in
09:48This is your creation
09:50That's such a good point, Zach
09:51That's the best part
09:52So we're gonna chop chop
09:55That was a quad chop, but it's chop chop
09:57And then we're gonna fold
09:59Uh oh, we're losing toppings boys
10:01I'm keeping it chunky, just like we were taught
10:04Fold
10:04Fold
10:07It's a lot harder than what it looks like in the store
10:09Symmetrical
10:09Wow
10:10That was impressive
10:11I think we're in a good spot
10:12She made it just look so easy
10:14Yeah, that was deceiving
10:16Not bad, dude, I mean you're in a good spot right now
10:18That was a good scoop
10:19And then we just plomp
10:21I think we're round, kinda
10:22That'll play
10:24This is gonna be delicious
10:24I can't wait to eat this ice cream
10:26This is summer flavor
10:27The flavor of the summer, some are saying
10:29But uh, would you say grade wise
10:31We're in a decent spot, bad spot
10:32You're decent, I would hire you at one of the stores
10:35That's great to know
10:36That's huge
10:37You guys do uh...
10:39You guys have like, was it first, second shift or first, second, third shift?
10:41Like what's the late shift?
10:43The lead shift?
10:44Late shift
10:44Late shift? Closing?
10:46Yeah, what's the...
10:47Where does that start?
10:47What time of day does that start?
10:48Probably five, six
10:49I'm so in
10:50That'll be awesome
10:50I'm so in
10:51We'll uh, we'll exchange information
10:52Thank you ma'am
10:53This is so much fun
10:54What do you have for me there, Jacob?
10:58I got cookies of peanut butter ice cream from Cold Stone
11:01That sounds well
11:03Flavor of the summer
11:03Thank you so much
11:05You want some Cold Stone, Brandon?
11:07Also, we didn't have ice cream all the way to last week
11:09We'll have it back, that was...
11:10We'll be back to that
11:11We're sorry about that
11:12Zach's catching an ass whooping right now
11:13I know
11:14Cause it's out there
11:14But y'all are also...
11:16Yeah, I know
11:16My ass is in jackpot too
11:18Okay, alright
11:20Should I have said something in the chat?
11:22No, we...
11:23Cause it's not on YouTube
11:24I think the issue is...
11:24I think the issue is double chats
11:26We can't...
11:27We can't do...
11:27We can't have him in the main chat
11:29He'll... we'll drop him crazy
11:30No, he is in the main chat
11:30We just don't have him in the secondary ice cream chat
11:32There's one chat
11:35Cream team chat?
11:36Yes
11:36And we should... we didn't send a message in it
11:38What?
11:39Yeah
11:39We should let him know immediately when things were fucked up
11:41And we didn't do that
11:42And that's when us as a team
11:43That's true
11:52Free dopamine
11:53Can I tell you guys something?
11:54Of course
11:55I already get Cold Stone about three times a week
11:57We've got cookies and peanut butter from Cold Stone
11:59Oh, I'll take it
12:00Want some whipped topping?
12:03What's whipped cream?
12:04Kinda, yeah
12:05I usually don't do whipped cream at my desk
12:07But...
12:09We'll... we'll make an exception
12:11What are you talking about?
12:12We were just talking to the ice cream machine
12:13We were just talking
12:14What about it?
12:14We were just... we were just wanting to make sure
12:16No, we were just trying to get it up and going soon
12:18Is it broken?
12:19It's ready
12:19We just need to put cream in it
12:21There was a meter overload
12:23But we had to override it by pressing a button on the back
12:27But it's turning now
12:29The first one wasn't even on the one
12:31The first one was on the one
12:32The first one was on the one
12:34The second one was on the one
12:36You just need to have better communication
12:39Yes, that was a comms breakdown
12:41I should have said something when
12:42The white boy Rick call me initially
12:44I thought it was good
12:44I thought it was good
12:45And I told him to turn off the machine
12:47That's my fault, I'm sorry
12:49I didn't text during the break
12:51That's okay
12:52I was scared about stressing you out
12:54While you were at New Buffalo
12:56No. I wouldn't be stressed. I just want to know my guys are on it.
13:00Of course. That's fair.
13:02Sounds like we weren't on it.
13:03I removed all the ice cream because I didn't want more buildup and potential catastrophe.
13:10Felt like we had a little Chernobyl situation and we just, you know.
13:13We should have turned it off before break. That's where everything stemmed from.
13:17Alright, let's see what works.
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14:10It's not at Cold Stone Creamery?
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14:43That whole situation.
14:45I've heard whispers and rumblings that there's layers.
14:49Mincy has said that he's damn near broken his ankle.
14:54He's told some people that he's broken it bad.
14:57It doesn't look bad at all.
15:00Looks great.
15:01Looks like an ankle.
15:01That's just a foot on frozen pee.
15:02I zoomed in on it because I was like, am I missing something?
15:05I have summoned Tate and Dom to go fetch him.
15:10He's at home.
15:10He said he couldn't get, he couldn't come here.
15:12The DoorDash crutches?
15:14Yeah, there they go.
15:25I mean, I've never used crutches before.
15:27And I think I got to make them, these are a touch too short.
15:31Do you want me to go get the wheelchair?
15:34I think I, I mean, I got to get used to these.
15:36Because I'm going to have to use them for a little bit.
15:39Four foot, like nine person and being like, oh, I really got to get, get used to these things.
15:45Like, you're.
15:45He also has them off to the side.
15:47It's insane how.
15:48He's going like that.
15:50He's not going like this.
15:51He's off to the side.
15:52I don't want that wheelchair because I got to figure out how to use these.
15:55No dude, you are using them completely wrong.
15:57I hate to say this and I, I really hate to say it.
16:01I don't feel bad.
16:02I'm going to be honest.
16:05I do too.
16:06I think, I think he is too.
16:07I think there's probably a concert either today or tomorrow that he doesn't want to come to work for.
16:15One day you're running a marathon.
16:17Eight months later, getting wheeled in here in the wheelchair.
16:22Yep.
16:23You see out there.
16:24That's right.
16:30Here he is.
16:31Whoa.
16:33There is.
16:35Check it out, man.
16:37Vince is strong.
16:38Vince is strong.
16:39Thank you for making your way here.
16:42Hold him for a second.
16:43Hold him for a second.
16:45If he's going to last that long, how much time does he have?
16:47Out.
16:51What is wrong with these people?
16:54Like, I mean, like, look at my, like, you can look at this thing.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Look at how fucking small it is.
17:02It's three times as big as my other one.
17:03I got an orthopiece.
17:04No, I just hope it, I heard a crack when it happened.
17:07I think it's severely sprained, but I got, I just, I got to, I want to get an x-ray
17:11just
17:11to make sure.
17:12I don't know.
17:13It's terrible.
17:14Yeah, he's truly in pain.
17:16I kind of, like, have a problem with this.
17:18I thought he was faking it until I saw him.
17:20I really do.
17:20Like, dude, like, I might have a broken ankle and everybody's just laughing at me.
17:23Like, I mean, I never laughed at anybody when they've gotten hurt.
17:26Like, I don't, I mean, I get it.
17:27I'm like the vote of the joke, but, like, is that funny to people?
17:30I mean, I hope it's not broken.
17:32I heard a crack when it happened.
17:34See, they're civilians.
17:35Bring it, brother.
17:35I mean, it looks pretty bad the way you have it out there.
17:38It looks swollen.
17:38People online were saying, yeah.
17:39All right, bring him over.
17:40All right, come on, bring him in.
17:42Do the clapping again.
17:49He's mad.
17:49That's his mad face.
17:50Yeah, that's his mad face.
17:53That's his mad face.
17:54I was about to see our mad face then.
17:56All right, Mincy, how are you doing?
17:57I mean, I've been better.
17:59Tate, do you, you went to Nancy's.
18:01Yeah, I'm tweeting it right now.
18:02I think I have something that'll clear this up for all you haters.
18:05Okay.
18:05Hashtag Mincy Strong.
18:07It is live now.
18:09Okay.
18:10I did go to Nancy's.
18:11And you got security footage of the...
18:13Yeah, I told him we needed it for legal reasons.
18:16This is you going out at Nancy's last night when the injury happened.
18:20Okay.
18:23All right.
18:25All right.
18:27So this is where you're going to fall down the steps.
18:31And you're walking.
18:33And you're fine.
18:35Oh.
18:35Not.
18:36Not.
18:50Take off your shoe.
18:51So would he know the blind spots of the security footage?
18:57Careful.
18:58Easy.
18:59Oh.
19:00Oh my God, dude.
19:02Such a fucking fraud.
19:04See you guys.
19:05See you, Mincy.
19:07Godspeed.
19:08Mincy Strong.
19:10I'm good.
19:14After kickoff.
19:16That one?
19:26I got five.
19:27I got six.
19:30You know you can use the size of a wheel set to move yourself.
19:35I did not know that.
19:36I've never really been in a wheelchair.
19:39That's the whole point.
19:41Treat this like it's a computer chair.
19:43You're like wheeling around.
19:44All right, guys.
19:45If we don't see you again.
19:47Mincy, are you okay?
19:51I'm going to be all right.
19:52I still can't put any weight on my foot.
19:54I can't put any weight on my foot.
19:55But we're going to be all right.
19:57All right, Tate.
19:58Call us back when you get the diagnosis.
20:01Huh?
20:01What?
20:01Broken foot.
20:02She said that?
20:03He has a broken ankle.
20:04He broke his ankle.
20:05Wow.
20:06Mincy.
20:07What a pussy.
20:08What's up, boys?
20:09I feel really bad, Mincy.
20:11I'm sorry about your ankle.
20:12It's like, yeah, thank you.
20:13I'll be all right.
20:14You know, I mean, what are you going to do?
20:15I haven't had an injury in seven years.
20:17Mincy, I know this might not make you feel better, but I want to do something for you.
20:22So, as of today, what's today's date?
20:25July 15th?
20:25Yes.
20:27Mincy, I'm lifting the ban on the treadmill.
20:29You can use the treadmill.
20:31Wow.
20:32Yeah.
20:32That's nice of me, right?
20:33That is big.
20:34That's huge.
20:35That's a fucking...
20:36Is the ban?
20:36Does the ban...
20:37That means I can...
20:38I was just hoping to be able to use the weights.
20:40No, no.
20:40I said treadmill.
20:41I just said treadmill.
20:44My dad.
20:46Thank you very much.
20:48Hey, guy.
20:50Where'd you get this little thing?
20:52You want another water?
20:53Yeah.
20:54And you guys have stuff to eat, too, or...
20:56Yeah.
20:57You want, like, an Uncrustable or something?
20:58What's that?
20:59It's like a peanut butter and jelly, but it's pre-filled.
21:03Oh.
21:04You want a sandwich?
21:05Yeah.
21:05What kind of sandwich do you have?
21:07Do you want a wrap?
21:08Yeah.
21:08That's great.
21:10And this has got peanut butter in it?
21:12Yeah.
21:13Yeah.
21:13See?
21:14There's a...
21:16There you go.
21:17Thanks.
21:18What's in this?
21:19Turkey, it looks like.
21:20Oh, it looks good.
21:21See that?
21:21Yeah, this is my dad.
21:23I don't think he can do that.
21:24I'm the...
21:25You're good.
21:25I'm the producer of the show.
21:26Are you confident you can hit a home run 250?
21:30As long as the back holds up, yes.
21:32Yeah.
21:32He said he was confident.
21:34He got the guy.
21:35It's perfect.
21:37Well, we're excited to have you.
21:38Good.
21:39I'm excited.
21:39I hope you guys make a problem.
21:55How are you feeling, Max?
21:56I've yet to lose this.
21:57I brought my friend who just lives in my building.
22:00Everyone's bringing baseball players, influencers.
22:03This is just the guy on my softball team.
22:05This is Brian.
22:06I just drink beers with this.
22:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:07That's really it.
22:08That's basically it.
22:08We drink beers together.
22:09But he's a good ball player.
22:11Shout out to my guy, Jack.
22:12He's coming in.
22:13Flying in.
22:13He flew in straight from the All-Star game.
22:15Host at the 11.7 Club.
22:17Founder of Pencil Talk.
22:18Hopefully he's good.
22:18I think he has one career college homer.
22:20I don't know.
22:21He played Division I baseball.
22:22He's got to be better than 99% of the guys that are coming out here.
22:24Let's call him, man.
22:25Great to have you here.
22:26I appreciate it.
22:27See, I told you, best baseball player we're flying in right now.
22:29Yeah, here's the deal.
22:31We're a little banged up, but we're excited to go in today.
22:33What's up, man?
22:34I'm Tate.
22:34How's it going?
22:35Thanks for coming, man.
22:35Tristan, how are we doing?
22:36Thanks for having me.
22:38Just finished, what, junior year?
22:40Yep.
22:41Love that.
22:42Love that.
22:42Like college?
22:43You play at Kentucky?
22:44No, he's in high school.
22:45I texted our guy that hit fungo last year, and I said, hey, I need a stud that can hit
22:50bombs.
22:50He goes, how's an all-American committed Kentucky sound?
22:54That's what I got.
22:55All right, I need some stats for when I introduce you.
22:58Were you all-state?
22:59Yes.
23:00First team?
23:00First team.
23:01You're playing bombs this year?
23:02I had 14.
23:04Who are you here with?
23:05Dane and beers.
23:06It's not about me.
23:07It's about buddy.
23:09Mr. Deutch.
23:11We had a couple on the drive in.
23:14How are you feeling?
23:16A little out of it right now, but I'll come back.
23:18Bounce back.
23:19Had a few on the way.
23:25He had three beers.
23:26He's buckled.
23:27Who?
23:27Your teammate?
23:28Mr. Deutch.
23:30The car ride over was you, Greg, Deutch, and Mr. Deutch?
23:34It was- I've never laughed harder in my fucking life.
23:37Whatever Mr. Deutch was just saying for an hour, telling stories about his guy he played
23:41football with, that's the biggest dick he's ever seen.
23:44What's the other?
23:45Oh, the guy that shits and pisses at the same time and hits targets.
23:48What was the hook?
23:49Tony the Perez.
23:50Tony the left foot Perez.
23:52What are all the nicknames you give us?
23:53It's a guy with a huge dick that his dick turns left.
23:56My whole was the huge dick.
23:58Tony the Perez was the hook.
24:01Yeah.
24:01And Eddie was the schist man.
24:03The schist.
24:04Buddy, what do you love about Wasp?
24:06What do you like being chased or stung?
24:08Yeah.
24:08He likes being chased and stung.
24:09The whole, the chasing and the stinging, I kind of enjoy.
24:13You know, you scared.
24:14It's exhilarating.
24:14You ever fuck with hornets' ass?
24:16Hornets are the best.
24:17They get mad.
24:18Especially the white-faced.
24:19Bald-faced hornets.
24:21The bald-faced, they're mean.
24:22They get pissed off.
24:22Yeah, they get pissed.
24:23They'll follow you for a couple hundred yards.
24:25What did you do?
24:26Didn't you set your cousin, your little cousin up?
24:28That's why he wanted to get used?
24:29Yeah, that was bad.
24:29He was only nine years old.
24:31I told him to go spray a bald-faced.
24:34He got stung a bunch of times.
24:35I'd get in trouble for that.
24:36I was 19.
24:37Yeah, he didn't know better.
24:38I felt bad about that.
24:39I still do.
24:40That's why he was trying to get me stung when I was little.
24:43Well, I waited for you to get me six or seven before you missed him.
24:47He was, this is unbelievable.
24:50We were having a barbecue, and you know how they're like strong, the yellow jackets, like
24:54ketchup and shit?
24:55My daughter gets one in the mouth, stung.
24:58She's done.
24:58She's screaming, crying.
25:00He gets one on the neck.
25:01I swear to God, he's only three years old.
25:04Son of a bitch.
25:07Never cried nothing.
25:08He just kept eating.
25:10You remember that, right?
25:12Not really, no.
25:14I believe it.
25:18We're just talking about it.
25:19You know, we're just going to get past round one.
25:20We're a round-by-round team.
25:21We're not here to win.
25:22We're not winning mindset.
25:24We're round-by-round mindset.
25:26You've got to get past the fence before you can get to the house.
25:28You see what they got?
25:29They got slushies.
25:30How many?
25:31Breaking news.
25:32My kid's projected going to top three draft rounds, rounds in the NFL, MLB draft.
25:36I didn't know that.
25:37I thought he was just like a good baseball player.
25:39He's like following the best ever.
25:40He's like Babe Ruth.
25:42I was glad I could hear you guys a little bit.
25:45This is Egan.
25:46Ready to hit some fingers?
25:47This is fun.
25:48No warm-ups.
25:49Are you the one that got the best?
25:50Yeah, I'm sorry.
25:51Top three.
25:51Show up three rounds in the NFL.
25:53He's 17.
25:53He's a spry young fella.
25:55Yeah.
25:55Like, I'm going to feel this stretch here tomorrow.
26:10I'm just saying, I shouldn't be penalized for bringing a kid to play.
26:13I brought a guy that people want to watch hit.
26:16You brought a guy no notes that just hits.
26:19We'll be like, oh shit, you've got to go back and watch that video now.
26:22Also, he's not allowed to accept gifts because he's still in high school, so the prize all
26:26goes to me.
26:26Wait, what?
26:27There's a prize?
26:28When there was, it was like, oh, it's fucked up.
26:30I can't find a guy who pulled his groin at first round.
26:32All years over 30 plus kids, so I'm the handicap of 14.
26:36I remember watching Chucky at high.
26:38Chucky, I did a lot of inappropriate, letting you watch stuff.
26:42So I watched Child's Play when I was five or six.
26:46My mom was on a trip somewhere, and I was so afraid of dolls for several years.
26:52I don't think you slept right for about two weeks.
26:54Yeah, you have an MLB play.
26:55It was five years ago, dude.
26:57It doesn't matter.
26:59He basically played with Babe Ruth.
27:00I haven't played in seven years.
27:01If Michael Jordan came out here five years out of his prime, he'd still be killing him.
27:05He's closer to playing with Babe Ruth than playing in the league.
27:08Look at the two of us.
27:09We're not athletes.
27:11We're pieces of shit, which he just keeps coming.
27:15Try to choose my normal bet.
27:16Do you know what his domain complication he's having with?
27:19No, that one's pro-cho.
27:20Is that a big constipation?
27:21No.
27:21Horse-piled.
27:22You know how sometimes you get ones that look like a creamy, like when you get the soft-serve
27:26ice cream?
27:27Yes.
27:27Have you ever had one of those?
27:28Yes.
27:29Those are tough to get down.
27:30Well, you have to double flush them because they leave a residual on the bowl.
27:34Second-team All-Makers, find me 19 or 10 better high school players than this kid.
27:39He found him, yeah.
27:41And then he's like, oh, let me build a competition around this.
27:44Actually, I think the story, I'm sorry, I apologize, Tate.
27:47I didn't tell the whole story.
27:49Tate was hanging around local high schools looking for young boys, and then he found one,
27:55and he's like, oh, now we'll do this competition.
27:59He's only a junior right now.
28:02Come on, you're a high school.
28:04Ed, I'm not going to give his last shit.
28:06He's passed away.
28:06He's passed away since.
28:08They had to reroute him where he pissed and shit out of his butt.
28:11Like a bird.
28:12His penis looked like it had like a...
28:15Okay.
28:16Oh, okay, we won't get into that.
28:18So piss and shit.
28:19Yeah, we call him shit, man.
28:21Nicest guy in the world, but we won so many bets because nobody could believe that he could
28:26shoot what they thought was diarrhea out of his butt.
28:29But it was actually piss.
28:30Accuracy.
28:31It was, yeah, it was actually the...
28:33It was piss with chunks.
28:34With chunks.
28:34Yeah, it always had a few chunks in it.
28:36They would...
28:37I saw people almost pass out.
28:38They were grabbing their head.
28:40They said, that's the most incredible thing they've ever seen.
28:42Did it have a smell to it?
28:44It was...
28:45I never...
28:46I could still smell that smell.
28:48That combo was brutal.
28:49It's not like an outhouse.
28:50We used to love to bring him fishing because we didn't have to bring in a chunk.
28:55We just would make sure he drank a lot of beer and he would shish off the side and the
29:01fish
29:01would just come in and those chunks would float up.
29:04It was incredible.
29:05All right, so it's...
29:06There was no foul pole.
29:07That's in the foul pole if it's there.
29:09It's Brian, Jason, Tristan, and only they advance.
29:13He should get to go last.
29:14He went first this time.
29:16Yeah.
29:17Why does he have to go first both times?
29:20Yeah, you know that's bullshit.
29:22Tristan go first.
29:23Yeah.
29:23We're not changing the rules, guys.
29:25We have an All-American from Kentucky and we're giving him the benefit of the doubt.
29:30He's at St. Lawrence High School.
29:31He's a junior.
29:32Yeah, no.
29:33Yeah, let's make sure the kid that is 17 hits 250 balls a day.
29:37What are you mad about?
29:38I'm trying to win.
29:40But I didn't do anything.
29:41You put the best guy last who's on your team.
29:44I put me first.
29:45But you don't matter.
29:46You know you.
29:4917, bro.
29:50Relax.
29:51Yeah, you've got way more pressure than this.
29:53Yeah, but he's...
29:53Get the...
29:54Oh, Jesus Christ.
29:55I just pissed him off.
29:56Five up.
29:57465.
29:58Jesus Christ.
29:59What was that?
30:00It wasn't the clock there, though.
30:02Yes!
30:03Big Cat, you pussed off on him, right?
30:05Yeah, he's really good.
30:06Does he have it in him?
30:07Oh, there we go.
30:09Oh, dude.
30:10Let's both be going.
30:11Let us down.
30:12Who goes first and who goes second?
30:14Come on.
30:14We had this fucking fun.
30:16You crushed him.
30:1710 swings each.
30:18But there's no more pitching machine, so you have to throw to your partner.
30:22Can't ask for anything more than that.
30:246 for 10 with absolute pressure on the line.
30:26Absolutely no one believes in us.
30:28That pitching could be a problem.
30:32Fuck.
30:34Yep.
30:34Stay in.
30:39Stay.
30:39So, four wins it.
30:41Oh.
30:42Oh.
30:43All right.
30:44Hold on.
30:50There's chains here.
30:51There's chains here.
30:53Oh.
30:53Hey.
30:549-9.
30:55He's got three swings to hit one.
31:00Go ahead.
31:01Go ahead.
31:02Go ahead.
31:02Go ahead.
31:023-peat.
31:03Go ahead.
31:043-peat, baby.
31:05That's fine.
31:07Good game, boys.
31:08Bang.
31:09Act right here.
31:10Bang, baby.
31:11Let's fucking go.
31:12Sorry.
31:13I haven't come through on the hitting.
31:14Everybody.
31:15I heard that you're hitting.
31:15I'm embarrassed.
31:16I'm embarrassed.
31:17You fucking rocked one.
31:19That one that went like.
31:19Yeah.
31:20That was a rope.
31:23Oh, my God.
31:24You guys give me too much credit.
31:26Next year.
31:27Next.
31:27Things are going to be awfully different next year.
31:29I'm going to start practicing.
31:30We're going to start lifting legs.
31:31We're going to do legs.
31:32You guys are going to the Wasp.
31:35Are you going to do it?
31:36We want to do it.
31:36We just have to make sure it's not on like a third floor.
31:39Yeah.
31:40We don't want to be up on the ladder.
31:41If it's like on the ground, I'll hit it with a bat.
31:43But I don't want to be up on a ladder.
31:45Then they're going to get me.
31:46I'll have to jump off the ladder 30 feet.
31:48I'd probably die.
31:51You'd probably die.
31:52I'd probably die.
31:52But you died doing what you love.
31:54That's true.
31:55You cool with Dana driving you guys up?
31:56I'm not going to be happy unless Dana gets a few sticks.
31:59Yeah, he's got to get some sticks.
32:00He can't be like chickening out.
32:01No.
32:02But also, if it's high up, if there's window access,
32:04we can still fuck with him from the window.
32:06Yeah, if there's window access, I can.
32:08Bash him from there?
32:09Yeah, bash him from there.
32:11How many do you think you've done in your life?
32:12Probably 50 to 100.
32:14He likes ground nests.
32:15I love the ground.
32:17Gasoline.
32:18Gasoline.
32:18Gasoline.
32:19They're chasing me on fire.
32:24Back to back, how are we feeling?
32:25Feels good.
32:26I hit the most home runs year one.
32:28I hit the most home runs year two.
32:30One year three.
32:31But honestly, all credit goes to my buddy, Brian Joes.
32:34Jason Kickness, second team All-American, committed to Kentucky.
32:40Brian Joes, winner.
32:41Winner of the week.
32:42Brian Joes.
32:42MVP.
32:43We did it.
32:45Who knows?weise
32:522,1. We
32:53did it. We
32:54got the most home runs. We
32:54did it. We
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