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00:02I'm jealous you're not on this?
00:03Yeah, but you don't know how the game works!
00:05I don't know how the game works.
00:06That was one of the worst Fast Money's I've ever seen in my life.
00:09Ever! The worst!
00:10We are going to do a confinement stream.
00:12$30,000.
00:13No, I don't care if you die!
00:15I won't!
00:16What happened?
00:17What's going on?
00:19I'm bringing it up!
00:20I'm bringing it up!
00:21Do you guys see this ending anytime soon?
00:23It's never happening.
00:33Why wouldn't I make it?
00:34Because you said Monday you had something going on.
00:36That's all.
00:37No, I said we were doing chiclet, so I had to tell them I just can't do until 1 Eastern.
00:44Because it'll be like 11 until 1.15.
00:46Have you missed communication with Bosco?
00:48No way.
00:49I never said I couldn't make it Monday.
00:51I said we have to make sure that we're not the first match.
00:55You've got to reach fast.
00:56Don't try to break us up.
00:57We're on the same page right now.
01:01I mean, I was just saying on Wake Up Marlstil, I've done that online game.
01:06You know, it's like on the Washington Post.
01:09500 times, but it's the same four games.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Like what gets hard when it's cold?
01:16Water.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Ice.
01:18Well, ice.
01:19No, I think ice was an answer.
01:21I swear to God.
01:22No, no, no, water turns into ice.
01:24That's not a good start.
01:26I'd say this is the most excited I've ever been for anything.
01:28at Barstil.
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:30Like to get the chance to be with Steve Harvey.
01:34But I just said to Dave, I said, you know that that show, you know how when you make a
01:37gas,
01:38it's great gas, great gas.
01:39It's all so positive.
01:41Good answer.
01:41Wait, wait.
01:42Good answer.
01:43Come on.
01:44It's literally a thing.
01:45Good answer's a thing.
01:46Whatever.
01:47Whatever.
01:47You know what I said.
01:48You know what I meant.
01:49Decent Greek gas.
01:50You know what I meant.
01:51Harvey would fucking roast you.
01:52Would he be able to be positive?
01:56He's like, no.
01:57Oh, no.
01:58Absolutely.
02:00So Harvey and the Family Feud guys behind, it's going to be like the guy in South Park who's
02:04like, what the fuck's going on over there?
02:06It's not going to be the vibe that they're used to.
02:08No.
02:09At least with our team.
02:10Also, when you get an ex, I can see them having to have a dump button.
02:13Jerry would be like, cocksucker.
02:15Well, it's not live, Rico.
02:1780.
02:18I'm sorry.
02:19I'm out.
02:20I'm out.
02:21I'm out.
02:22I'm out.
02:22This is a guy who's so jealous.
02:24You're so jealous.
02:25You're so jealous.
02:26Yeah, because my kids get a birthday party.
02:29I don't miss that shit like you do, Rico.
02:32You're so jealous you're not on this.
02:36I am jealous, but you guys are standing here not saying the right shit.
02:40They just said, they just, Whitney goes, oh yeah, we'll be on Family Feud.
02:43We're going to say, you know, great guess, great guess.
02:45I'm like, it's a good answer.
02:47And then Rico just.
02:48It's not a guess, it's an answer.
02:49And then Rico just says, they're going to have to bleep it.
02:51They're going to have to dump button.
02:52It's fucking pre-taped.
02:54Like, I'm sorry.
02:55You guys not knowing.
02:56Of course, I'm jealous.
02:57I really want to do it.
02:58You guys don't know how the game works.
03:00You're jealous?
03:00Yeah, but you don't know how the game works.
03:02I know how the game works.
03:03Oh, great guess?
03:04Yeah.
03:04Great guess?
03:05Yeah.
03:06That's not what they say.
03:07Hey, I'm paraphrasing because the game hasn't started yet.
03:09It's a very specific thing.
03:11It's a good answer.
03:11Yes, I'm 100% jealous.
03:13So for these two chuckleheads to be sitting in front of me, being like, talking about the
03:17game like you've never watched an episode, it hurts.
03:19It hurts extra.
03:20It hurts extra.
03:20I'll be honest.
03:21I said it's positive energy everywhere.
03:23You said great guess.
03:25It's good answer.
03:26Good answer.
03:26Good answer.
03:27Good answer.
03:27Good answer.
03:27He's crashing out like after the Oilers lost for me.
03:30Yeah.
03:30Good answer, dude.
03:31I said it was positive energy.
03:32Is it positive energy there?
03:34Yes or no?
03:34Yes.
03:35Yes or no?
03:36Steve Harvish will laugh in your fucking face.
03:39And then he'll shake my hand and say, great win, even though you said it's a great job.
03:42And then Rico's talking about a dumb button.
03:44Wow, you can play in the NHI and win for every two.
03:46Rico's talking about a dumb button like the thing is in tape.
03:48They tape like 10 episodes every Saturday.
03:50All right.
03:51Good luck out there.
03:52That was a good answer.
03:53Good answer.
03:53It's the most openly jealous I've been of anything in the company.
03:56Like I am willing to do it like I am very jealous.
03:58I am 100%.
03:59I mean, I...
03:59Yeah.
04:00Actually, you know what?
04:01Wait, you should be thanking me, dude.
04:03You should fucking be thanking me.
04:04You should be thanking me for the opportunity.
04:07Because if I wanted to skip my daughter's birthday...
04:10Wait, I still wouldn't have a chance to get in?
04:12No.
04:13Dave literally texted me right away.
04:14He's like, we got family feud.
04:15Me, you, Bosco, Jerry.
04:17And I was like, all right, I'm in.
04:18And then I looked at Dave.
04:19It would have been me.
04:20No, I think it was Mincy.
04:22I swear to God.
04:23And then the reason...
04:24And then me being out opened it up to everyone.
04:26So you're welcome.
04:26Don't be mad at me that you have kids.
04:30That you can't go over to family feud because you have kids.
04:32I got kids.
04:33And I'm making it work.
04:34Well, it's not your kid's birthday.
04:35Hey.
04:35Yeah.
04:36Just a nice thanks.
04:37Because you've never watched the show.
04:39You've never watched the show.
04:40I've watched that show.
04:40You've never watched that show.
04:41I've watched that show.
04:42Millions of times.
04:43I'm thinking hockey right now.
04:44You're crashing out.
04:46Ding.
04:47Good answer.
04:48Good answer.
04:48Good answer.
04:49Good answer.
04:50Decoration.
04:51What's it called?
04:52Decoration?
04:53Christmas decorations.
04:54Lawn mower.
04:55Ding.
04:57Bicycle.
04:58Ding.
05:00Decorations, dude?
05:01Yeah.
05:01I got it.
05:02I got it.
05:03Christmas decorations.
05:03Christmas decorations.
05:05You put boxes of Christmas decorations in your garage.
05:09Ding.
05:10Decorations?
05:11You got one more.
05:12Where do you put your second Christmas decorations?
05:13Dude, you got to think about everyone.
05:15In the pool.
05:16What are you talking about?
05:17Decoration.
05:17You got one more.
05:18You got one more.
05:20In the garage?
05:21Trash...
05:22Trap cans.
05:22Ding.
05:23Good job.
05:24This guy's a problem.
05:25Good answer.
05:25This guy might be a problem.
05:26Decorations.
05:27Honey, I got to go decorate the garage.
05:29By the way, I don't know the answer to that.
05:31I literally made that up one thing.
05:32I think I have four.
05:33I'm pretty accurate.
05:34The fridge wouldn't be one.
05:36Decorations in the garage?
05:37There you go.
05:38Right on.
05:39Family Feud answers to the things you put in a garage include tools, cars, bicycles, holiday decorations.
05:45Nice.
05:46There you go.
05:47That's a dot.
05:48Told you.
05:48But I feel like this could be like a Rico Google where he's able to put in what he wants
05:53to pop up.
05:54You know what?
05:55I've never in my life put anything in the garage for decorations for holidays.
06:00So I'm like, oh, it just goes in the basement.
06:02But generically, maybe a lot of people don't have basements.
06:04He said, listen, I hate to be that guy.
06:09I really hate it.
06:10But the only thing on our minds right now should be this Family Feud winning this competition.
06:15That's it.
06:16I got a call from Rico talking about House Call with Terry and Jerry, all these ideas.
06:21He's got this out, that, and the third.
06:23We need to focus on winning Family Feud.
06:25There's no other option.
06:27I just wanted to put this out there so everybody's aware and we all get on the same page.
06:32So basically he was like, I don't want to fucking hear another thing about spitting chiclets.
06:36Yeah, but also Jerry being like, I'm going to drop everything I've got going on.
06:40Oh yeah.
06:41Oh yeah.
06:41How you feeling?
06:44We'll see.
06:45Let's film around.
06:47Gotta lock in.
06:49Name something that might be hard to open while wearing mittens.
06:54Car.
06:57Door.
06:59Alright, open.
07:00Cell phone.
07:03There's nothing wrong.
07:05Even if you turn on me, I'm not turning on you.
07:07And I'm not turning on Kirk or Rico, even if they turn on me.
07:10I'm staying so positive in this.
07:12Yeah, we gotta.
07:13We could be down big.
07:14I'm staying positive.
07:15You heard it here first.
07:16I'm a positive guy.
07:17That's not gonna happen.
07:18That's not gonna happen.
07:20He's gonna turn.
07:21He's gonna turn on me or Rico.
07:24Do you feel like you're in a bad spot, Jerry?
07:26Knowledge wise, yeah.
07:27Common sense, yeah.
07:29I know what I know and I don't know what I don't know.
07:33You know?
07:33I don't know if that's a saying.
07:36It is now.
07:37Yeah.
07:37I know what I know and I don't know what I don't know.
07:42And I don't know much.
07:44Is Kirk here?
07:46Yes.
07:47I'm serious.
07:48What are you doing?
07:48Hey.
07:48Great to see you.
07:50Great to see you.
07:51Ready to go?
07:51I'm ready to take these guys down.
07:53Well, we don't have you though.
07:54We have you.
07:55No, we're staying so positive though.
07:57I already talked to Rico and Jerry.
07:58I just saw Jerry.
07:59Oh, yeah.
07:59When I think of positive guys, just Rico.
08:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:02I'm out.
08:03I'm out.
08:04Picks are six.
08:05You just need those first four.
08:07They're not often getting.
08:09Because you need to get both of them, right?
08:10When you go to steal.
08:12No, but say you get four.
08:13You get your three strikes and they get steal.
08:14Oh, they get one.
08:15See, I should probably know that.
08:17I said earlier, we were staying, you know, you got to stay positive.
08:20And I said, the whole team's like, great guess.
08:22Great guess.
08:22And I got crushed for that because it's great answer.
08:24Great answer.
08:25So I already fucked up that.
08:26You got to clap.
08:27Great answer.
08:28Great answer.
08:29It's okay.
08:30Good luck, Jake, Frankie.
08:31You as well.
08:32Maybe the best man won?
08:33Yeah.
08:33I'm a little concerned about Greg.
08:35Frank Chad.
08:36Yeah.
08:36Pretty good squad.
08:38You all didn't see Frankie.
08:40It's a good team.
08:42Whose team are you on?
08:43I'm not playing.
08:45It's my daughter's birthday the day that he's filmed.
08:49I wish I was, it's killing me inside.
08:53Okay, let's hear your answers.
08:55Name something that is passed the round.
08:58A ball.
08:59A ball.
09:00Great one.
09:00A what?
09:01A blunt.
09:02A joint.
09:03That was number one answer.
09:05So this is an example where I was saying to other people.
09:07There's five answers on the board.
09:08This is an example where there's, this is one I can't.
09:10A ball.
09:11Football.
09:12One was a offering plate at church.
09:16One was a virus like a cough.
09:19Great one.
09:20I would have never got that.
09:21I haven't gotten one.
09:21Another one was a rumor started by the Chicklets.
09:25We don't start rumors.
09:27We're either going to be the worst team or the best team.
09:29And so I like those odds.
09:31Second place don't get shit.
09:32Oh no, I just lost to Caesar.
09:34Che's back.
09:35What?
09:35I was here for all of Che's practice.
09:38He, his question was things that might accidentally fall into the toilet.
09:43Right?
09:44What'd you say first?
09:46Your phone.
09:47Which was the number one answer.
09:48Great answer.
09:48After phone he proceeded to say wallet, keys, and what else?
09:53Toilet paper.
09:53So that.
09:54One of the answers was toilet paper.
09:55That's crazy.
09:56Toothbrush was a good answer.
09:58Who drops their keys in the toilet?
10:01I don't know.
10:01Maybe two people.
10:02Alright, give me another one.
10:03Okay.
10:04Things you drop in the toilet.
10:06Phone.
10:08Wallet.
10:08Keys.
10:12How about a ring?
10:13Toothbrush.
10:14Ding!
10:14That's number one.
10:16Not phone?
10:16Toothbrush number one?
10:17Phone's two.
10:18Phone's two.
10:19Toothbrush is one.
10:20I don't know if I've ever dropped anything in a toilet.
10:22Toilet paper.
10:23Ding.
10:24Ding.
10:25What's the question?
10:26We might fucking win this thing.
10:28That was unbelievable.
10:29How'd you phrase it?
10:30You have to think like.
10:31Might be a dark horse here.
10:32Original.
10:32If you guys make it to the actual family feud, Steve Harvey's basically trying to get you guys
10:37to say the word penis.
10:38Yeah.
10:42Things women like to ride.
10:43Dick.
10:44Yeah.
10:45And then he gets to have his.
10:46Whoa!
10:48He drops his paper.
10:50Whoa!
10:51No!
10:53No!
10:54No!
10:54No, the one we saw at the end.
10:55You're in trouble!
10:57Yeah, we shot the shot.
10:59Yeah, we shot the shot.
11:09Seventeen to tie, 18 to win.
11:11Snack aisle for Hank.
11:12Survey says.
11:14Yeah!
11:15and up only four.
11:16Team KFC up three to two.
11:19Three to two teams.
11:20What's a standard burger topping you always remove?
11:24Tomatoes, let's go!
11:26What's a standard burger topping you always remove?
11:29Onion.
11:30OK, here we go.
11:31Let's see who wins.
11:32Classic battle, tomato versus onion.
11:33Tomatoes, Chase.
11:34Survey says?
11:3740.
11:38Come on!
11:40Number one answer?
11:4049 to win.
11:4149 to win.
11:43If you get it, you go to overtime.
11:45If not, Team KFC, you're moving on.
11:48PFT, onion.
11:49Survey says?
11:51KFC moving on.
11:5222 for onion.
11:55Tomatoes, tomato.
11:57Yeah!
11:58All right, let's see that.
12:00Eating a tomato again!
12:01Good match, Coach.
12:02You too, pal.
12:03Good luck.
12:04Jeff, out like tomato?
12:05He's the worst.
12:06The fact that he celebrated like that?
12:08He got changed.
12:09He might have known.
12:11No, you didn't fuck up.
12:14No, you didn't fuck up.
12:14You should've seen himself.
12:15Shane was in your head.
12:17He goes, tomatoes.
12:17I nailed him!
12:18We were close after Toys R Us.
12:20No regrets.
12:21No regrets to my onions.
12:22This guy, the tomato, like, being like, nailed it!
12:25Fuck tomatoes!
12:27OK, you need 45 here to win.
12:30Come on, Eddie!
12:3044 to tie.
12:32Great answer.
12:32Don't do it.
12:3343.
12:34This one goes to Team Kirk and Witt.
12:36Eddie, you said?
12:37Don't do it.
12:39Bartender.
12:40Don't do it.
12:41Survey says?
12:43Yeah!
12:43Not enough!
12:44Yes!
12:45Yeah!
12:46Let it hang!
12:47Barbie!
12:48Let it hang!
12:49Barbie!
12:50Tire.
12:51Survey says Whitney.
12:53Yes!
12:5444!
12:55That's a great answer!
12:56Yeah!
12:57A ball.
12:58Survey says, Frankie.
12:59I don't even know.
12:59That's got to be nothing.
13:00Nothing.
13:01Whitney, four minutes.
13:02Survey says?
13:03Just be a good number.
13:04Nothing!
13:05Oh!
13:06Oh!
13:07Oh!
13:08I need a ton, though.
13:1065 to win.
13:11Is that even possible?
13:1165.
13:12It is possible out of 100.
13:1365 to win.
13:1410 minutes.
13:15Survey says?
13:18No.
13:18Not enough!
13:1952!
13:2152!
13:22Yes!
13:23Yes!
13:23Yes, boys!
13:24One more!
13:25One more!
13:26One more!
13:26One more!
13:27One more!
13:29What?
13:33That's tough.
13:34That's tough.
13:35It's a tough boy.
13:36It's a tough boy.
13:37It's a tough boy.
13:38Shoot.
13:39Frank, you said?
13:41Emphatically, shit.
13:44Jerry, survey for shoe, says?
13:48Okay.
13:48Not enough.
13:4910.
13:49That means Frank.
13:50Let's see shit.
13:50Number one answer was shit.
13:5330.
13:53Way to go, Frank.
13:54Frank wins it.
13:55Two to one.
13:56Two to one.
13:57Kevin.
13:58Kevin, you need 33 to win.
14:0033 to win.
14:01Because reminder, their other three answers were exactly the same.
14:04You got it.
14:04Matt Damon for the win.
14:06Survey says?
14:0939!
14:10Tied up!
14:11Two apiece!
14:12Stew.
14:14Fast money.
14:14Team who wins here.
14:15Three to two.
14:16Big, big moment.
14:17Name a specific video game console.
14:19Uh, pass.
14:21What is an interest that would make you decline someone on a dating app?
14:29Uh, besides cake, what dessert do you most associate with a wedding?
14:33Uh, whipped cream cake.
14:36What was your favorite TV channel growing up?
14:38Uh, Channel 7.
14:39Five.
14:39What is, what is it, what is the UNC that goes, uh.
14:48Woo!
14:50Woo!
14:52Woo!
14:52Woo!
14:53That's gotta be a zero.
14:57I don't know if he got a point.
14:58When the lights are bright and stuff up there.
15:01We don't have a set.
15:03What, ABC?
15:06What was on there?
15:07Monday Night Football.
15:08Zero, but I didn't hear interest.
15:10Trust me, you won't. Relax.
15:12You're gonna make me feel worse.
15:14I know you were a great defenseman.
15:16I once saw you swing, I'm ready.
15:18Jay, you said Independence Day.
15:21Kirk, fast and the furious.
15:23To stay alive, you at least need 25.
15:2525. 25. 25. 25. 25.
15:26Survey says... 25.
15:2725.
15:28We're going to overtime. Independence Day, let's see.
15:30On the board.
15:3215, no more answer is Avengers.
15:34This comes down to the first three.
15:35The first three is everything. Here we go.
15:38Stew, gum, survey says...
15:41Yeah!
15:4222. This comes down to everything.
15:45Oh my God, what's the question?
15:46On this final question. Besides Halloween,
15:48what holiday do you receive candy on?
15:51Jerry said Christmas.
15:52Jerry said Christmas.
15:54Stew said the 4th of July.
15:57The 4th of July. You need at least five.
15:59Guys, you need at least five to tie.
16:02Six to take the lead.
16:02Jerry, Christmas. Survey says...
16:0615.
16:0711 to win. 10 to tie.
16:09Stew, 4th of July. Survey says...
16:11The winner!
16:12The winner!
16:15Yes! Yes!
16:17Yes! Yes!
16:18We're coming Steve!
16:21We're coming Steve!
16:23We're coming Steve!
16:24And Dung Steve!
16:27Holy shit.
16:29Holy shit it.
16:31Oh my God.
16:33Oh my God.
16:34Fuck. Damn it!
16:36We thought Dung was.
16:37That was the biggest rush.
16:40That was fucked. You're a dog.
16:42failure after failure you never lose your enthusiasm as I've stated since the
16:48day I've been born how is this man worth 20 million dollars how do men want to be
16:53me women want to be with me when I've done the most in life with less as I've
16:58proven I love you I love you I'm like I don't know if I have onset Alzheimer's
17:06or dementia or I have just been you're good
17:09there's one pause between the lady I go I won fast money with 27 points that's
17:13gotta be around one thing hey what are we doing the sword collection hey don't
17:21touch me everything's on camera I will sue this place and you obviously we're going
17:25to the Family Feud right Dave sent a text in the Family Feud group today oh as
17:29Gruden then Whitney said in the group oh it's because of the competitive stream
17:33so one of us is probably gonna space out well you know how he is he's like Phil
17:37Jack's he's never gonna put a good quote in the papers who the fuck is Phil
17:40Jackson he coached Michael Jordan Kobe Shaq he won ten titles oh the one the way
17:46here he never is gonna put anything good in that way he's gonna keep the pressure
17:50if he was out there like blowing us what are we gonna do just get fat and happy
17:57you got mental problems that's big time and nothing works you are cranky today you need a nap in a
18:05bar
18:05bar cranky I called you last night you're like fucking you're out of your mind what do you mean
18:10out of my mind how am I in my mind bro you're shutting down everything what do you mean
18:14shutting down I'm shutting up what does that mean just keep my mouth shut just do what I gotta do
18:22I'll tell you what if you get pulled
18:24I'm staying I'm standing down I ain't playing and if you get pulled or if I get pulled you guys
18:30back out deal if I get pulled
18:33I'm doing a crack
18:34you can't do that yeah
18:37I need the redemption arc
18:39they thought I hit rock bottom already I need to hit true rock bottom with rocks
18:45yeah crack rocks
18:46you have a bad idea probably actually a really bad idea actually
18:50they said I should smoke weed though to relax
18:52no I don't do that don't do that
18:55you think he's really livid about that strength
18:56I don't know
18:57hey me what's going on
18:59what's up
18:59how's life been
19:00good
19:01where you going
19:02upstairs
19:03what's new with you
19:04what's new
19:04what's new
19:05runs now
19:06how's everything good
19:07yeah
19:07works good
19:08yeah
19:09sorry to interrupt your
19:10no
19:10it's all good
19:11come on go upstairs
19:13he's a nice kid
19:15he's a good kid
19:16he's nice
19:17he never said one bad thing to me ever
19:19he's always polite
19:21because he knows you have a gun
19:25yeah
19:31we're going to do a bar still after dark
19:33confinement stream
19:34for $30,000
19:36a $20,000 bonus bet
19:37and $10,000 cash
19:38both from DraftKings
19:40we got 23 employees in here
19:41they got to touch the golf cart
19:43last person to give up
19:45wins the $30,000
19:46so here in about 30 minutes
19:48we're going to bring everyone in
19:49they're going to touch the golf cart
19:50we've got games at the top of the hour
19:52for rewards
19:52punishments
19:53eliminations
19:55should be interesting
19:56could go for days
19:57well
19:57I think my favorite
19:59to win the whole thing
20:00is sitting right there
20:01I hate that
20:02he's a dog
20:03Blutman's a dog
20:04Smokes could do it
20:06but does Smokes really need it
20:07he's rich
20:07and sexy
20:09um
20:12welcome to Barstool After Dark
20:14a little different start talking
20:15it's Monday
20:16it's 2pm here in Chicago
20:17oh wait
20:18George give me a minute
20:20uh
20:21Ron
20:22you might want to get Ronnie peeing
20:26all right Megan's going home
20:29nah I'm gonna go home
20:32Nicky Smokes thanks for coming out
20:33thank you Nicky
20:35Rico's out
20:38all right everyone chat
20:40say goodbye to Rico
20:40if Clemmer finishes three siders
20:43in 53 minutes
20:45he banks a free poop
20:46lost control of the locker room
20:49that's fucked up
20:51you're a loser
20:52and a piece of shit
20:54you're a piece of shit
20:55you're a loser
20:56nevermind
20:57you're a loser
20:58and everyone watching here
20:59knows you're a piece of shit loser
21:01you're not the only thing
21:02no one will care if you die
21:04you're not the only thing
21:06you never see a vagina
21:07you piece of shit
21:09we gotta take a T
21:10we gotta take a T
21:11couple of minutes
21:12oh yeah
21:12oh you hear that
21:14what do you say
21:14no no
21:15shut the fuck up T
21:15what do you say
21:17what do you say
21:18you made this game
21:20I made this game
21:21what do you need to say
21:22I don't know what he said
21:27what's that
21:28turn up the heat
21:32let's go
21:33let's go
21:35you gotta go
21:36you gotta go
21:37you are here
21:39let's go
21:40no
21:41no
21:41hey
21:42hey
21:43hey
21:43hey
21:43hey
21:43hey
21:44I'm not Cyrus in the fucking trunk
21:46he's cut off
21:47done
21:48let's go
21:50let's go
21:50who wants me
21:52let's go
21:53get me out of here
21:55get me out of here
21:56I'll do it
21:58I'll do it
22:01I tried Chad
22:03you heard me
22:04I tried
22:04I'm ready
22:05shut the fuck up
22:07for one second
22:07shut the fuck up
22:09shut the fuck up
22:10I'm in charge now
22:11motherfucker
22:13he's got to go home
22:14but he's gonna get himself going home
22:16because he's supposed to finish nine ciders
22:18I think
22:19here's the crazy part
22:20I think he's had four
22:23I think he's had four or five ciders max
22:25three
22:26two
22:27one
22:27eat
22:28oh my god
22:32I'm good
22:33I'm good
22:33good people in there
22:35good people in there
22:36good people in there
22:41I mean we're down to nine people that seem like
22:43if you're staying overnight the first night
22:45you're staying for the long haul
22:46so
22:47we've got
22:48we did challenges until about 12 30 in the morning
22:50we've got a couple starting at 8 a.m. tomorrow
22:53and then I think we're gonna go full another day for sure
23:00we lose anybody overnight
23:02we lost
23:02spider
23:03we lost Tommy
23:04we lost Annika just before the end of the night
23:06we're down to seven
23:07we're not fucking around
23:24what happened
23:25what's going on
23:27Lucas
23:28what happened
23:29I was on poop check with Ethan
23:32Ethan pooped by the way
23:34I didn't see any of this
23:36what happened
23:36I feel like it's a little fight
23:38it's legal is it not
23:40I'm not
23:41I'm not dragging him off the floor
23:42we're making things uncomfortable
23:43so you
23:44you just poured
23:45no he's the biggest city we have
23:46oh no
23:47he's mad
23:48I feel like Liam was
23:50I'm gonna go
23:51Lucas can I come check the VAR
23:53there's no VAR to check
23:54it's him pouring milk on everyone
23:56is that true
23:57yeah
23:57Liam's got a point
23:58but it's legal
24:00yeah I mean
24:02we're talking about taking shits in our pants
24:04I can't pour milk on people
24:06I never
24:07oh no
24:10I got really close to throwing a right hook
24:15I didn't see it
24:17I just tweeted
24:18I said I was confirming that Ethan pooped
24:20which he did
24:21and all of a sudden I get a call from Lucas
24:23and he said there's a milk fight going on
24:24here's my official stance from the captain
24:26from one of the captain's seats
24:28I actually don't hate Meek at all for doing that
24:30Meek will not win
24:32because he just made too many enemies too early
24:34like Dana Beers is gonna
24:35he's officially
24:37anything goes against Meek right now
24:38Liam you're allowed to use your shower now
24:40you can take your hand off
24:43what's going on?
24:44I'm taking my shower
24:46you are in the shower?
24:50my best hoodie
24:52gone
24:52my best hoodie
24:53I've been telling the people
24:54if there's one thing about you
24:55it's that you hate milk
24:58yeah and I hate Meek too
24:59the common things now
25:01four letter words
25:02that start with M and then with K
25:04he's a nice kid
25:05he's a good kid
25:06nice
25:06what the fuck is going on man?
25:09oh shit
25:10you're panicking
25:14you're gonna sit
25:14do I have to sit?
25:16why are you sitting?
25:17you're not supposed to sit
25:18don't sit
25:19why are you sitting?
25:23wow
25:24a security escort?
25:27wilds are doing it at baseball
25:28me?
25:29yeah
25:29yeah these are the four best contestants
25:31willpower now
25:32who do you think's gonna win like this?
25:34Dana
25:35Dana Beers
25:35I can't see a time where Meek Phil lets go of this
25:38is my thing
25:39like he's dug his
25:40is he gonna piss himself?
25:42I'll take Blutman
25:43I'll take Blutman
25:43but he will not
25:44Blutman will not piss himself though will he?
25:46I can't see a world where Blutman gives up
25:49or Meek Phil gives up
25:50I can see a world where Dana Beers gives up
25:52that's a fair way to say it
25:53I can see a world where Dana Beers is like
25:55alright I've had enough
25:56I can't see how Meek Phil or Liam does that
25:59what about camps?
26:00most likely to take his hand off the thing
26:02on accident
26:03camps
26:06Ethan you look disappointed
26:08do you think that you took your hand off?
26:13yeah maybe
26:14I don't
26:15what
26:16I'm not sure
26:19we reviewed the tape
26:21unfortunately you did take your hand off
26:23Ethan has been eliminated
26:25thank you Ethan
26:30it's over
26:31it sucks to get this far
26:33and then just to lose like that
26:34but
26:34I'm happy for my friends
26:36I hope Dana Beers wins
26:38and
26:39shout out Tate for having me out
26:40and shout out everyone
26:41it would have been a nice one to win
26:43just sad
26:43sad it had to end like that
26:45we move
26:49how's that feel
26:50you're holding out my problem
26:52disgusting
26:53for a few years
26:54I need another paper
26:57that's what I do for half
27:02yeah
27:04milkman got some paintbrush
27:12you just got my ball sweat
27:14all in your face
27:15that was an actual punch in the face
27:17that wasn't a punch
27:17yes it wasn't
27:18I didn't run your back in the face
27:19you're running your側
27:22D-do not
27:23D-do not
27:24D-do not
27:26D-do not
27:27D-do not
27:30D-do not
27:36I DIDNOT!
27:37I DIDNOT!
27:39I DIDNOT!
27:40I DIDNOT!
27:49Yo!
27:51That's it!
27:52This is.
27:53On the fucking ball!
27:58he wasn't being physical with that!
28:00Who say no physicality?
28:02What are you doing with your diaper?
28:05You're smackin' with it!
28:06I don't do it for you!
28:08You can't do hands!
28:09Spitting is almost worse!
28:11What are you doing to my hands in physical?
28:13What are you doing to my hands in physical?
28:15I wasn't touching your hands.
28:16What are you doing to my hands in physical?
28:18I touched the ball!
28:18In front of me and Danny, and I just want to get your statement on kicking him out because of
28:28that.
28:28Apparently he hit Dana in the face.
28:31But I did see him physically spit on Dana, which is a crazy situation like right now.
28:37It's funny to me.
28:38It was funny to an extent, but when people are spittin' on each other, that's a little...
28:46Hold on, hold on.
28:47I got four seconds at.
28:48I got four seconds at.
28:50Spitting in another guy's face.
28:52Justified or is he not justified?
28:54I don't know if you're ever justified.
28:55Spitting in another guy's face.
28:56But now Meek is going to argue that Dana was being physical first, but he was really just putting the
29:01diaper on Meek's hand.
29:03Is that correct?
29:04That's where it stems from.
29:05Face.
29:06The spit in the face.
29:06After a physicality warning.
29:08Cussy, cussy, cussy.
29:08The spit in the face was fucking crazy.
29:11Hey!
29:13You see what's going on?
29:14That's it.
29:14You and Lucas on the phone.
29:16We have a lot of physicality going on.
29:18And spitting in the face.
29:19What Dana did was he was tying his used diaper, his man diaper, on Meek's bar.
29:27A word conversation.
29:28Meek was complaining that that was his only bar that he was able to hold onto and he didn't want
29:33to touch Dana's ball sweat.
29:34But it's not a good look for Meek.
29:38It's the aspect of him having no remorse, but also the aspect of him thinking that he can quite literally
29:45get away.
29:47No, you're going to wait, buddy.
29:49You're going to fucking sit there in your sorry ass fucking puddle of shit and just fucking think about what
29:55you did for the next 30 minutes.
29:57He's coming.
29:59He's coming.
30:00He's coming.
30:00He's coming.
30:00He's coming.
30:01He's coming.
30:03I left for 10 minutes.
30:06Hold on.
30:07Kevin.
30:07Those two have to head out to the alley, man.
30:10Spits on another man.
30:11I gotta watch the VAR real quick.
30:13I haven't seen the full clip yet.
30:14I saw the spit.
30:16The spit was egregious.
30:17I gotta see what led to the spit.
30:19The spit.
30:20Dana Beers should be commended for not punching Meek in the face.
30:24He should have beat the absolute fuck out of Meek Phillip, but I gotta see what led to it.
30:29So he just tied his side around.
30:30And then now he's got the diaper.
30:32And what's in the diaper?
30:33The diaper is this.
30:34I think he got it from his pants.
30:36Did he piss himself?
30:37I don't believe him.
30:38Keep in mind, Meek sprayed milk all over everyone today.
30:42100%.
30:43I'll say this.
30:45Nothing equals a spit.
30:46Dana is bullying the, like him to stop.
30:50Like that's within the rules.
30:52It's within the rules.
30:56Upon further review, Meek, we have been allowing towing of the line for the last 30 some hours.
31:04The milk was towing the line.
31:06The diapers was towing the line.
31:08It has been determined that Dana was towing the line with the diapers.
31:16It has been determined that Meek has crossed the line.
31:20Okay, cool.
31:21Hold on.
31:22Meek has crossed the line by spitting.
31:26The reason he has crossed the line is most importantly that it has opened Pandora's box of if that is
31:34okay to stay in, what if Dana punches him in the face?
31:39Meek has been ejected from the stream.
31:41Hold on.
31:43Meek!
31:44Meek!
31:44Stand still.
31:45The only person who is able to speak on this subject is Dana.
31:51If Dana is the person to say you are allowed to stay on stream with the caveat that Dana gets
32:01to spit at you.
32:04Additionally, Dana would get to sit in the golf cart for the next six hours.
32:09So here's what it is.
32:11It is.
32:12You're ejected.
32:14You're ejected.
32:15You can spit on him.
32:17In his face.
32:18In his face.
32:19Big gloomy.
32:20And then you have the ability to sit until 6.45 a.m.
32:27And wait, can I say something?
32:29In this case, me and Bloodhound, you stand in the middle, you sit in the middle of six hours?
32:32Correct.
32:33I'm declining this.
32:34Take it out.
32:34I'm not getting spit on.
32:36Cause that's his body.
32:37I thought it wasn't that bad.
32:38That is an insane reward.
32:40How come you can spit?
32:40That is an insane reward for towing the lawn.
32:43A six hour sit down?
32:45I have zero chance of winning.
32:46Bloodhound has zero chance of winning in that scenario.
32:48If you're letting Dana sit for six hours.
32:51That is absurd.
32:52I am not accepting anything.
32:53How crazy of a movement is to spit in our man's face?
32:55I'm not getting the decision to accept that.
32:56Cause you know that's bullshit.
32:57You're a baby.
32:58Meek.
32:58You're a baby man's bitch.
33:00Meek, I think you should at least allow Dana.
33:03To spit on me for what?
33:04To lose?
33:04No.
33:04I don't know.
33:05It sucks.
33:06Dana, would you accept that if offered?
33:11If offered?
33:13No.
33:14You want him ejected either way?
33:15Yes.
33:16Okay, then Meek has been ejected from the street.
33:18And you know what Dana?
33:19Fair play.
33:20Fair play.
33:20Blutman, you two have earned the right to play.
33:23And it's not your fault.
33:24I mean, it was a great play.
33:25You towed the line to get an ejector.
33:27You can't be.
33:28I'm not talking to you, Dana.
33:30I don't care you're talking to me.
33:31I'm not talking to you, Dana.
33:31You're saying wiping a diaper on a handle is doing like a milk is fine?
33:34Wiping is dirty, dirty nuttacks.
33:36Throwing milk at someone else.
33:37Wiping is dirty nuttacks.
33:38Throwing milk at someone else.
33:39So I know a hand up.
33:40Why didn't Blutman only get a warning for fucking rubbing on me earlier?
33:44As I said.
33:45Because you've liked it.
33:46Cool.
33:46The ruling we went with is everyone is-
33:49So never ask me to help you out after that again.
33:51I'm done helping you.
33:52You didn't help shit.
33:52What a baby.
33:54I'm plugging my phone in.
33:55Taking a shower.
33:57Congrats to Dana on his 10K.
33:59He deserves it.
34:00Blutman, you played a good game.
34:01It sucks.
34:01He has a six hour advantage from that.
34:03That's what it is.
34:04Dana played a fair-
34:05I won't say he played fair.
34:06He played a legal game.
34:08That's what he did.
34:09Probably the biggest standoff in standoff history.
34:11The plan was to wake up tomorrow with three people left,
34:14get one of them in a compromised, like, tough position to be in,
34:17and then have a standoff.
34:18We're just going right to the same.
34:19We might just stand these motherfuckers up and stand off face to face.
34:22Also, if you see Meek Phil, and I mean this,
34:24if you see Meek Phil,
34:25tell him that I'm genuinely sad that he's so mad at me.
34:27I have had that guy's back more than anyone on this planet for the last 30 hours,
34:32and I gave him a chance to stay in.
34:34Can't be mad at me.
34:35Next thing, we are adding blindfolds.
34:37At the current moment, we're doing feet in the box and a hand touching the ball.
34:43Yep.
34:43Get in the middle.
34:44Dude here.
34:45Come on, Dana.
34:46What?
34:48Don't think dumb, Dana.
34:53What?
34:53Don't use anything.
34:54What?
34:55All right.
34:55No dry-offs, guys.
34:57I'm peeing, by the way.
34:58Is that okay?
34:58Yeah, you can pee.
34:59Okay.
35:00We got to pee.
35:01He's peeing in his diaper.
35:02Why don't you want to keep walking with pee?
35:03I can do that.
35:04You can do whatever you want.
35:05We're good.
35:10I mean, I'm going to be walking around the office and pissed off my leg.
35:13That's fine.
35:14That's fine?
35:15Yeah.
35:16All right.
35:16Here we go.
35:17Here come our boys.
35:19Dana peed himself.
35:21Dana peed himself.
35:21I'm sorry for anything like this.
35:24Hang on.
35:24Go ahead.
35:25Hey.
35:25What?
35:26I think I'm just walking in his yard.
35:34Do you guys see this ending anytime soon?
35:37It's 5.30 on Wednesday.
35:38No.
35:39Trying everything we can.
35:41It's never happening.
35:43Just remember to tip your dealers.
35:59Oh, shoot.
36:18Liam, do you have anything to say?
36:20Yeah.
36:20No.
36:21With what reason?
36:23The handle broke and made me fall out.
36:27And I'm fine with a thing like that.
36:29It is what it is.
36:29I don't really care.
36:30That's how it was meant to end.
36:35Congratulations to Dana Beers.
36:37He wins the $30,000 DraftKings solitary confinement streak.
36:42Before we go, I do.
36:44Liz London.
36:45Can I step out?
36:46You can step out.
36:47Truly an incredible performance.
36:48Liam.
36:49And honorably.
36:50Liam.
36:51I don't know, bro.
36:52How close were you to dropping out?
36:56Yeah, never.
36:57Never.
36:57Exactly.
36:58Well done, bloody.
37:00Wow.
37:01Congratulations.
37:02I can't believe that just happened.
37:03Liam.
37:04Yeah.
37:05That's so honorable.
37:06Yeah.
37:07All right.
37:08All right.
37:09Here?
37:10I just Blutman.
37:11You're a warrior.
37:12Thanks.
37:13I don't want to celebrate Blutman's face.
37:15No, it's fine.
37:15I don't want to do that.
37:16I do whatever you want.
37:17I'm just going to clean up now.
37:18Funniest part is Blutman just putting the Jenga together right now.
37:21We're just very clean.
37:22I said yesterday, whenever this ends, I'm helping clean everything up.
37:27So if someone could get like a knock or something.
37:30I mean, Blutman's an absolute warrior.
37:32I got lucky.
37:33I'd say I got lucky today.
37:34That thing breaking, I got lucky because he was going to outlast me.
37:38Absolutely incredible stream.
37:40I proved myself a lot tonight.
37:41I'm proud of myself.
37:42So thank you, DraftKings.
37:44You're best.
37:44Thank you, Tate.
37:45Everyone says Liam Blutman is the worst athlete.
37:48He's such a bad athlete.
37:50I got so much strength.
37:52I broke the golf cart.
37:54I'm a strong guy.
37:56Only upside.
37:57I got to watch my hockey team now.
37:59I'm genuinely pissed off for multiple reasons.
38:03I think Blutman showed over the last 50 plus hours what type of guy he is.
38:07He's an honorable guy.
38:08He's a kind guy.
38:09He's a nice guy.
38:09He was shaking.
38:11He knows he was shaking.
38:11Dana was shaking.
38:12If Dana would have shook and had fallen off, Dana would be out.
38:15Liam, during the review process, said that's it.
38:18I'm out.
38:18I'm out.
38:19I was wrong.
38:20I'm out.
38:20And now everyone's trying to be like, why did you end the stream that way?
38:23Because he said the stream is over.
38:25That's why the stream ended.
38:26Congrats on a great stream, Tate.
38:29And congrats to Blutman.
38:30Congrats to Dana Beers on putting on the show.
38:42I'm out.
38:43I'm out.
38:43I'm out.
38:44I'm out.
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