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00:00I thought they were dressing up as individual fucking players.

00:17What's up?

00:19You look good.

00:20How you doing, man?

00:21Terry Bradshaw?

00:22Yeah.

00:23Fuck yeah.

00:24Wow, you look fantastic.

00:25I appreciate it.

00:26Oh my god, what's wrong with your hair?

00:28I did the Terry Bradshaw.

00:29Oh my god.

00:30Oh my god.

00:31Oh my god, I love it.

00:33You are so bonded to the bit.

00:35I don't give two shits about hair.

00:38That is so good.

00:41Wow.

00:42I'm fired up to see what you do tonight.

00:45Yeah, I'm hoping for a good one.

00:47We should go out drinking after.

00:49Yeah, you look great.

00:50You look great.

00:52You committed to it.

00:53Did you cut it yourself?

00:54Yeah.

00:55You can tell it's not a straight line.

00:56Yeah, I couldn't see what was going on in the back.

00:58Oh my god.

00:59I was just in the hotel without shaving cream.

01:00Yeah, it looks great.

01:01I think I did okay on the front.

01:03Yeah, you did great on the front.

01:05It's a little crooked on the back, but I think it makes it look even better.

01:07I appreciate that, Donny.

01:09Did you do anything special to hear anything for this, or are you just fucking down?

01:13Just mentally preparing.

01:14Had my boys send me some motivational passages, audio messages.

01:19I don't know.

01:20Because I'm getting ready for this preparation to watch.

01:23I just want you to know, you are the beer.

01:26I need 30 of them, Mike.

01:2930 beers in your veins.

01:32Let the fucking beers take you down.

01:36Do not run from it.

01:38You cannot hide.

01:40Face your fears, Michael.

01:42Are those pads?

01:43Oh, those are...

01:44Oh my god.

01:45Oh my god.

01:46Yeah.

01:47Okay.

01:48Yeah.

01:49We're doing this.

01:50We got it.

01:51Yeah.

01:52Sweet potato pie.

01:53Sweet potato pie.

01:54You have to wear sweet potato pie like this.

02:04Can you tell it's sweet potato pie?

02:09No I think it pops up.

02:12Where's your face?

02:13Your face goes like this.

02:14Oh, like this?

02:15Yeah.

02:16Yeah.

02:17Yeah.

02:18I don't think I can get the mic and the headset on.

02:20Can you tell them sweet potato pie?

02:22No.

02:23What do you think the blue tent plays into this?

02:26Oh, that's going to be great.

02:27I'm going to need a super cut of the blue tent.

02:30Everyone puking in there.

02:31Oh my god.

02:32I'm going to keep wearing it.

02:34Mine's cheap as fuck.

02:36One of his is like a...

02:37I had to order the plus size one for you.

02:40Oh no.

02:41A plus size pilgrim?

02:42What?

02:43What?

02:44His is like high quality pilgrim stuff.

02:46That's straight from Flint.

02:51Let's have some fun.

02:54Let's have some fun.

03:04That was so good.

03:05Yeah.

03:06All right.

03:08Happy Thanksgiving.

03:09Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

03:102, 3, 2, 1.

03:11Go.

03:12Go on.

03:13Yeah.

03:14Yes.

03:15Yes.

03:16Get going.

03:17Get going for it.

03:18I'm just doing your left.

03:20You're too ready to go.

03:21There we go.

03:22I got my time, Doin.

03:25You got a lot of time, Doin.

03:27You got a lot of time, Doin.

03:28You got a lot of time, Doin.

03:29You got a lot of time, Doin.

03:31When did you learn about 9-11?

03:49When I was like, probably nine or ten, I was in a stroller.

03:55Really good, I think I'm like six beers in, feeling great, this is awesome, what else

04:15could I ask for?

04:16This is the greatest thing on earth.

04:20Oh no, I think I have to go to the women's right now.

04:35Feeling good.

04:36Make sure no one comes in.

04:39What happened?

04:41I ran into the, what the hell was that dude?

04:46These football pants suck, man.

04:49I tell you what.

04:53Oh.

04:55I have a really small bladder, so I'm going to be pissed when I get rid of it.

05:02Probably like six or seven minutes.

05:05Nice.

05:07He's fucking bad.

05:14Let's go baby, thank you.

05:19Yeah, all right, so time out, time out, time out.

05:22It's halftime, TJ.

05:23Time out.

05:24You're pulling.

05:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

05:28Why ain't he stand up?

05:31You punk bitch!

05:38One more in you!

05:42One more in you!

05:44Yeah!

05:46Boys! Boys! Boys! Boys!

05:49Grab your seat! Grab your seat! Right here! Right there!

05:52What? What are you saying?

05:54What are you saying?

05:56What are you saying?

05:58What are you accusing me, Doug?

06:00Che, how's the ticker?

06:02Oh, my God!

06:06Oh, no!

06:08Oh, Zoom it!

06:10Zoom it!

06:12Zoom it!

06:18Yeah, I was just gonna say, that would feel so good.

06:24That would feel so fucking good.

06:27My God!

06:29What is that?

06:33What is that?

06:35What's your little ass?

06:39Why did you surrender cover of the game?

06:43That is fucking awful.

06:45That's fucked up, Brandon.

06:47Holy fuck.

06:49It looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.

06:53Let's call it time out.

06:55Let's call it time out.

06:57Brandon, a comment?

06:59Any comment?

07:00Yeah, Brandon.

07:01Your thoughts?

07:03It's funny.

07:07Brandon, if you send me a video, you play with it.

07:11You just got a brain.

07:13Holy shit on me.

07:15Holy shit on me.

07:17I need you.

07:19I'm ready to tap back in.

07:21So that bar right where you said that one.

07:23Right.

07:24We did all those.

07:25We did all those.

07:27We did all those.

07:28All at the restaurants.

07:29Yeah.

07:30Out there in the world.

07:31Yeah, me.

07:32Yeah, they might be in this room right here.

07:33No, some guy watching this.

07:35Brandon, you look good, man.

07:36Brandon, you look good, bro.

07:37Go ahead.

07:38You do.

07:39Go ahead, Danny.

07:40Go ahead, Danny.

07:41Anytime.

07:42Brandon, bye, bye.

07:43I know.

07:44Hold on, hold on, hold on.

07:45Let's go.

07:46Oh my God.

07:47Oh my God.

07:48Oh my God.

07:53Oh my God.

07:55Oh my God.

07:56Oh my God.

07:57I'll get it, I'll get it.

07:59There.

08:00There.

08:01There.

08:03Oh

08:27This is wrong

08:33Oh

08:49I got nothing left

08:51I got nothing left to give

08:53I was just thinking of Brandon's fucking

08:56Bulldog snout hanging over

08:58Oh

09:04Gross

09:08Way to go

09:10That was awesome

09:12I think it's honestly I think it's kind of fucked up

09:18It's not funny

09:20It's not I didn't laugh

09:22It's like really think about it's not funny

09:24It's like

09:26Like that's our guy Brandon

09:28We can't we can't be laughing at his expense

09:34Looks like a side pussy doesn't it

09:36It does like objectively like again

09:38I don't think it's funny I'm just like

09:40I have to call it like I see it that's a side pussy

09:42That's such a side pussy

09:48Look at that that's funny they're talking funny shit

09:50Talking funny shit

09:52I shouldn't be the focus

09:54You got it

10:00What you doing bro?

10:02Where did I put my phone?

10:04I don't know call it

10:06I don't have my phone

10:07Try to call it

10:08I thought I put it in there

10:10Can you believe I lost my phone?

10:11I never lose my phone

10:12I've been in the same arena this whole time

10:15I was in one seat the whole night and I lost my phone

10:18This guy knows what I'm talking about

10:20I'm not gonna bother

10:22You found it?

10:24I think I remember

10:26God damn it!

10:28Nevermind

10:30You have it?

10:32Are you fucking pumped?

10:33I do not have it

10:34Where's the last place you remember having it?

10:36I'm at a point where I'm checking garbage cans

10:38Did it slip out of my pocket?

10:40If they're gonna be filming me

10:42Is my phone in there?

10:44I don't know

10:45Oh there!

10:46I think that's it

10:47Yeah!

10:48Let's go

10:50Please madam

10:56I don't care what Brennan says

10:57That's a great light

11:00What?

11:01Why don't I eat these nuts up there dude?

11:03Let's get to the end of the game

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11:48Wait, wait, what happened with the, let's say, Indiana game?

11:52Sure.

11:55Omar Cooper!

11:59Can you bring clothes to shower?

12:02I bore clothes.

12:03Can I shower first?

12:04Because I'm going to be hard-pressed to make a plane.

12:07Whatever you think, yeah.

12:08Okay, so I'm going to have to just do it and then run.

12:10Yeah, go to the shower.

12:11You got to shower.

12:12Listen, I'm ready to roll.

12:14I'm ready to fuck up another $1,000 Thanksgiving meal.

12:17Look at this attire.

12:19My lucky red shoes, gone.

12:21I'm leaving them on the floor.

12:23$200 socks, $100 tie, $150 shirt, $40 undershirt, $500 suit.

12:30It's for the brand.

12:32It's for the partnership.

12:34Happy fucking Thanksgiving.

12:36And remember, if I fucked your girl, she would know she's been missing.

12:41Ready to roll, ready to roll, ready to roll.

12:45Yeah, she's been missed.

12:47You think it is, but it isn't.

12:51I love Thanksgiving.

12:53Yeah, I'm making ham this year.

12:54I'm making stuffing, making sweet potatoes, candy, sweet potatoes.

12:59What about today?

13:01Oh, the episode?

13:02Yeah.

13:03Yeah, we're doing an episode.

13:05It's going to be gross.

13:05I mean, I feel like shit.

13:09Like, I was up till 2.30.

13:13I ate a whole bag of Doritos at 2.30 in the morning.

13:19That's what I do after the Steelers Lose.

13:20I go on a binge.

13:21I had a Lunchables, Turkey and American.

13:24Last night, as soon as I got home, I drank iced tea and I had a bag of Doritos.

13:29If the Steelers Lose, I just eat myself into a coma until I sleep.

13:33If you need to, you can throw up on me.

13:49I don't give a fuck.

13:50That's being a team player right there.

13:51I don't give a fuck.

13:52That's being a team player.

13:53No, I don't give a fuck.

13:53Where did you get this stuffing?

13:56Meaning it's excellent?

13:57It's delicious.

13:58From Joe's.

14:00Who's Joe?

14:02Who's Joe?

14:03Joe's stuffing.

14:04Joe Mahon.

14:07That's real nice.

14:08Yeah, real nice.

14:09Yeah.

14:10Okay.

14:10Really?

14:11That stuffing is incredible.

14:12I'm not even going to make stuffing.

14:13I'm just going to buy it from these people, Joe.

14:15That stuffing is out of this world.

14:18Oh, shit, man.

14:21You ready?

14:22Yeah.

14:22It's such a problem.

14:24Good, good, good.

14:27I'll get my day four and put it in your mouth.

14:29Two, two, one.

14:31Marshall Sports Advisor Black Friday.

14:34Yeah!

14:35I fucking love you, day four, guys.

14:37Oh, wait.

14:38Okay, so we are down.

14:39I love you, day four, guys.

14:40That was butter.

14:41That was hot, butter.

14:45Come on.

14:47Yeah.

14:50Yeah.

14:50I just shit, I just shit my pants.

14:58I just shit my pants.

14:59I'll wipe.

15:01I shit my pants.

15:03Jeez, what?

15:04I'm wiping, don't wipe.

15:05Come on, don't wipe.

15:06I shit my pants.

15:08I just shit my pants.

15:09Yeah, that shit is going to win for me.

15:12Oh, my God.

15:12It's why we get the fuse.

15:16Oh, my God.

15:39No, Stu! No, Stu! No, Stu! No, Stu! Oh, God!

15:57Get out of here and free to throw up!

16:00Ow!

16:01You're starting to see me. What are you doing?

16:04I don't know.

16:06Oh.

16:07Oh, God, how do you keep having shit over there?

16:12Go over there.

16:16Shout out.

16:17Shout out.

16:21Good job, Jerry.

16:22Thank you, thank you, brother. Yeah, it's a great show.

16:23You look good.

16:24Thank you, brother.

16:27The throw up was bad.

16:29It was so bad.

16:30The shit was bad, too.

16:31I gotta check my pants.

16:33No, there's shit in my pants for sure.

16:35I'm just going through, Steven.

16:38On an open fire.

16:40That was good.

16:46You guys look great.

16:47Thank you, brother.

16:52That was bad.

16:53That was bad.

16:54You were about to throw up.

16:57That was really bad.

17:00Where's our towels?

17:01Hey, Dave.

17:05That was a really nonchalant hey, Dave.

17:07With a bunch of shit on your face.

17:09Yeah, we can shower cake.

17:11Is that cake?

17:12I don't know what it is.

17:13It's a mix of everything, you know?

17:14It's just some stuff.

17:16How about them bears, though?

17:17I'm out.

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