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00:00I'm debating on if I want to absolutely rip someone's head off right now.
00:03I think there's a chance it was nancy. I'll say that.
00:05Whoever said this better be putting out way more content, way more numbers, and raking in a load of money.
00:12Alright, I don't know if I can say the person, but the person, it makes sense now that I know the person.
00:17For anyone that works here, and apparently it's from someone in this office to have the idea that
00:22Mickey Smokes can just do nothing and make this, I should get more?
00:25F*** you. Straight the f*** up. F*** you.
00:30What's up, Ella? How was your mom?
00:37It was fun.
00:38Yeah?
00:39Yeah.
00:40Is there something going on?
00:43No, what's wrong?
00:44I don't know, I thought it was alright.
00:47You're fine.
00:49Did you end up being fine after that K-Dick thing?
01:00When he literally crushed me.
01:07It looked like he dropped you on your head while Simon came to support his whole way.
01:11Yeah, I was like horrified.
01:13I literally thought like I was about to die or get really injured.
01:17And you're not?
01:18You're fine?
01:19Good.
01:20I think so.
01:21Good.
01:22Alright.
01:23What's the best dinner you've ever had?
01:24Your life.
01:25Best dinner.
01:26Vibes, food, everything.
01:27Atmosphere.
01:28Like you're asking the restaurant?
01:29Yeah, whatever.
01:30I don't know.
01:31You know I did have this really awesome birthday party when I was a little kid.
01:44We went to the West Farms Mall in Connecticut and there used to be a Build-A-Bear.
01:49We went to Build-A-Bear and then we went to Rainforest Cafe.
01:52And that was my birthday party.
01:54And it was awesome.
01:56I don't know.
01:57I've had a lot of good dinner.
01:58We did one at La Berge.
02:00Remember one?
02:01Were you there with us?
02:02I wasn't there.
02:03We had an absolute fuck you meal.
02:04That shit had to cost $50,000.
02:05$50,000?
02:06I'm not kidding.
02:07It was like 25 of us.
02:09And the chef came out of the kitchen and was like get whatever you want.
02:12I have this much Wagyu left.
02:13I have this many crab legs left.
02:15And he's like I want you guys to take it all.
02:18McCarthy and I were eating Wagyu and crab legs.
02:20It was crazy.
02:21What's up, little bro?
02:29What could this be about here?
02:31It's about the bro.
02:33Look at my Antarctica, this sale with Fallen Angels.
02:36No other team in the NBA on sale.
02:39Is this you trolling?
02:40You're dancing?
02:41You think LeBron made a deal with the devil?
02:42What happened after that?
02:43When you sent me this, this isn't you joking around.
02:44This is real news that we need to cover.
02:45I think, yeah.
02:46Dave's known for not liking LeBron.
02:48I'm telling you how these people think those things.
02:49Yeah, but I think he would be saying that in a joke game like LeBron made a deal with
02:54the devil.
02:55You are seriously thinking there was a satanic ritual where either he or his family needs
03:10to be sacrificed for allowing him to pass Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
03:12And Kobe.
03:13What happened the day after he passed Kobe Bryant's record?
03:14Do you know what happened?
03:15I'm assuming Kobe died.
03:16Yeah.
03:17And this guy is just an evangelical preacher that just goes around and the word of the
03:31Lord and says LeBron needs to sacrifice his kids for the satanic devil worship they did.
03:35Pretty much.
03:36Got it.
03:37Well, the way that you said that to me was like, did you see my text?
03:40Like it was an urgent, like I missed something.
03:42Did that?
03:43Yeah, but I wouldn't.
03:44I thought you were going to be like...
03:45Did you like look at that and be like, yeah, whatever?
03:47I just didn't even see it.
03:48But the way that you said it was like, oh, did you see my text?
03:50Did you see my text?
03:51Like something happened.
03:52Like my family got kidnapped or something.
03:54And you're like, no, LeBron's a devil worshiper.
03:56He might be.
03:57Alright.
03:58I don't know if that's urgent though.
03:59I don't know if that's like, hey, hey, check, check, check, check.
04:01You're older now, okay?
04:03Everybody understands that.
04:04Prime, prime.
04:05You lock him up.
04:06Prime, prime.
04:07I lock a lot of people up.
04:08I know.
04:09Yeah.
04:10He's getting locked up in your prime.
04:11See, I like Trey though.
04:12You got to think I love Trey.
04:13It's just when he gets to talking about you.
04:17All-star is like, hey man, this is our life.
04:19Come on.
04:20Yeah.
04:21It's different all-star.
04:22Yeah, 100%.
04:23Kawhi or Giannis would have said something.
04:25I wouldn't even respond.
04:26No.
04:27You know what I'm saying?
04:28But like for him.
04:29I got a future on the Warriors.
04:30Hoo, hoo, hoo.
04:31A what?
04:32A future to win it all.
04:33The Warriors.
04:34Do you think they can win this year?
04:36Do you want to play?
04:37Yeah.
04:38It's not bad.
04:39I think Steph got one more in it.
04:40Yeah.
04:41That's not bad.
04:42That's not a bad thing.
04:43No.
04:44Who do you like this year?
04:45I like Denver.
04:46Yeah.
04:47I like Denver.
04:48Yeah.
04:49I like Denver a lot.
04:50I like Denver a lot.
04:51I like Denver a lot.
04:52I like Bruce Brown.
04:53I like Taharo Jones.
04:54Yeah.
04:55I like Cam Johnson.
04:56I like a ton of shooting around.
04:57Yeah.
04:58From the East.
04:59I like Knicks.
05:00Yeah.
05:01I like Knicks.
05:02Yeah.
05:03I do like Knicks.
05:04That'd be a good start though.
05:05I've been watching it more.
05:06It's entertaining.
05:07Yeah, it's not bad.
05:08I mean, one thing I don't like is when you watch a game, there's a million missed layups.
05:20Yeah.
05:21They got to start practicing layups.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Okay.
05:24Just a different game.
05:25Yeah.
05:26But you see a lot more tough mid-rangeers though.
05:30Yeah.
05:31You do.
05:32For sure.
05:33Yeah.
05:34The skill level is super high with WNBA.
05:35It's just the athleticism.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Yeah.
05:38I'm going to start covering it, Pat.
05:39How's the office vibes here?
05:40It's nice.
05:41It's great.
05:42Yeah.
05:43It's good vibes.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Everybody doing their own thing kind of.
05:46Yeah.
05:47It's cool.
05:48It's cool.
05:49We need to, TJ, that tweet you just sent to the Yak group text.
05:53Yeah.
05:54We got to talk about it.
05:55We got to discuss this.
05:56Do you know who it is?
05:57I haven't seen it.
05:58No, I do not.
05:59Two part question.
06:00What employee negotiated their contract with me by saying, well, if Mincy and Nikki Smokes make
06:02this, I certainly should be making this.
06:03Two, is that fair logic?
06:05I certainly don't use that logic.
06:06Just because I have a few wildly overpaid guys like Mincy and Nikki doesn't mean you
06:10get more.
06:11It's not apples to apples.
06:12I should be making 200 million a year based on the Mincy and Smokes.
06:15That's correct.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Who do we think said this?
06:19You got you there.
06:21I'm debating on if I want to absolutely rip someone's head off right now, but I'm just
06:25going to.
06:26Do it, Nikki.
06:27Yeah, I got it.
06:28Nikki, do it.
06:29I'm just going to wait.
06:30Hold on.
06:31Let me just gather my thoughts.
06:32You do.
06:33See, you're just an instigator.
06:34Yes.
06:35But I'm thinking about what's best for you.
06:38There are only two people that have my best interest.
06:41And I'm one of them.
06:42No, you're not.
06:43Probably Annika and my mom.
06:44Oh, I think you're going to say Jesus and God, but.
06:47Well, yeah.
06:48I mean, those are the same.
06:49They're probably four.
06:50Who do you think it was?
06:52Um, it could be Clemmer.
06:55It could be girls in a different office.
06:59It could be Tate, but I don't think, if it's Tate, I'd be very surprised and I'd smack the
07:05fuck out of him.
07:06Listen, I'm, give me some popcorn.
07:08I'm eating this up.
07:09It's not me, but I like my name being in the mix knowing it's not me.
07:13What's that?
07:14I've heard smoke because he's probably running.
07:18Get Mincy over here.
07:19I have narrowed it down to what I consider to be two crime suspects.
07:24Staying out of office drama.
07:26I took a vow.
07:27No one's asking you to make a guess.
07:29Just if you were to make a guess.
07:31I think there's a chance it was Mincy.
07:33I'll say that.
07:34Or whatever it is.
07:35I didn't.
07:36Okay.
07:37Did you not see the tweet?
07:38Uh-uh.
07:39I didn't see the tweet.
07:40Smoke, show them the tweet.
07:41Smoke, show me the tweet.
07:42Oh, my God.
07:43I love it.
07:44Who do you guys think it was?
07:45I don't think it was Tate, 100%.
07:46I mean, it had to be.
07:47He was calling you lazy the other day on the stream, too.
07:48I don't know.
07:49I think it's Tate, but.
07:50Lucas, who do you think it was?
07:51Um.
07:52Climber.
07:53I think it could be Danny Comrade.
07:54Oh, yeah.
07:55Oh, yeah.
07:56Oh, yeah.
07:57Oh, yeah.
07:58Oh, yeah.
07:59Oh, yeah.
08:00Oh, yeah.
08:01Oh, yeah.
08:02Oh, yeah.
08:03Oh, yeah.
08:04Oh, yeah.
08:05Oh, yeah.
08:06Oh, yeah.
08:07Oh, yeah.
08:08Oh, yeah.
08:09Oh, yeah.
08:10Oh, yeah.
08:11Danny Comrade.
08:12Oh, yeah.
08:13Because he has gone from a social job to doing more content and being on the yak.
08:19I'm going to stick with DC.
08:20Danny Conrad.
08:21It might be a girl.
08:22I think you're right with that, too.
08:24I think I am.
08:25Would Dave tweet about it if it was a girl, though?
08:26Yes.
08:27Yeah?
08:28I think he would.
08:30I think he thinks it's a stupid enough comment.
08:33Danny, was it you?
08:35You'd be surprised.
08:36It's also got to be someone in their orbit who talks to them, right?
08:39Because that's what they know.
08:40But somebody's bold enough to go and talk.
08:41Yes.
08:42I have no leads, but I would guess that Ella is bold enough to do that.
08:45No.
08:46First year or maybe even Annika.
08:50I will say this.
08:51Danny's either lying to everyone's face or it's not Danny.
08:54Danny just accused you.
08:55So I'm saying it's not Danny.
08:56Yeah?
08:57I'm saying it's not Danny.
08:58That's fucking rude.
08:59You and Ella.
09:00Dan accused me?
09:01No.
09:02Danny Conrad.
09:03Oh.
09:04This motherfucker.
09:07Ice cream's getting really expensive.
09:12Oh my God.
09:13Was it really you?
09:14I asked for 160.
09:16No, I didn't.
09:17I'm lying.
09:18Oh my God.
09:19Fuck no.
09:20You think I'd go to Dave with that argument?
09:22Now my guess...
09:24No, this isn't...
09:25This...
09:26I have no opinions on...
09:27I like...
09:28I like...
09:29I think it's clever.
09:30I love Clemmer.
09:31I think it might have been Clemmer.
09:32I would say.
09:33It's gotta be a young.
09:34And it's gotta be...
09:35It's not an unk?
09:36Definitely somebody on content.
09:37Cause Dave doesn't do anybody else's.
09:40Who is young on content?
09:42I think somebody maybe that has like...
09:45The type of personality that would kinda go at Dave.
09:51Feel very comfortable.
09:53Let's see Meek Phil.
09:55Oh.
09:56Let's see Meek Phil.
09:58That would be really funny.
09:59That would be really funny.
10:00Cause he's on...
10:01He's on that show.
10:02He does all those streams and stuff.
10:03He's on Fox One now.
10:05That's a really good guess.
10:07I mean, it's just like...
10:09My name always gets thrown around as low-hanging fruit.
10:11And it's been that way forever.
10:13And this...
10:14Whoever said this better be putting out way more content, way more numbers, and raking
10:18in a shitload of money to be talking shit.
10:22I think he'd use me as like...
10:24Some fucking basement benchmark.
10:26And like being lumped with Mincy, like...
10:28That's a whole nother thing I'd fucking hear.
10:30I thought he was sitting over there.
10:31I thought he was sitting over there.
10:32Jesus Christ.
10:33That might be more extreme than ever.
10:35Suggestion?
10:36What's the chat suggestion?
10:37Oh!
10:38Oh!
10:39Contract.
10:40Climberwood.
10:41Climberwood.
10:42Oh, Climberwood.
10:43Oh.
10:44I'm gonna start checking these fucking dweebs who keep using my name as low-hanging fruit.
10:50Whoever this person is, better be raking in money and putting up numbers.
10:53The notion I do nothing is a disgrace.
10:55Also, hey dumbfuck, I'm not...
10:56What a flex at the end.
10:58Got him!
10:59Yo dumbfuck, I'm monthly.
11:06Chat's saying Clemmer said it wasn't him on Pick Central.
11:10Ooh!
11:11That's true.
11:12Clemmer said it wasn't him.
11:13It is so funny that Dave can just say that.
11:16Alright, I don't know if I can say the person, but the person...
11:18It makes sense now that I know the person.
11:21It makes sense like it's justifiable to request that or...
11:24No, that they would screw up the balls.
11:26That they would have the balls.
11:27Okay.
11:28To bring that to the boss is just...
11:29It has to be someone that's comfortable enough with Dave that would phrase it like that.
11:33Sure.
11:34I don't want to say newer, but like I started in March and I would never phrase it like that
11:40to the boss of the company.
11:42I don't think I would ever try to negotiate.
11:44That's terrible.
11:45I think I would just be like, you decide my value and I'll sign it.
11:48Boy.
11:49I hate to see people.
11:50Have you not met me though?
11:51They're saying you.
11:52They're saying you.
11:53What?
11:54I can't believe that you tried to do that to Dave.
11:56They're accusing you.
11:57They used Vincey.
11:58Who's accusing you?
11:59They used Vincey.
12:00They used Vincey.
12:01You're a producer.
12:02I think Vincey might be in a position.
12:03You're a producer.
12:04Wait, what did you say?
12:05Lucas is a rat.
12:06I'm just going off what Twitter's saying, dude.
12:10You're a producer.
12:11Lucas, did you see what this is?
12:12Yeah, I did.
12:13He comes up and he's like, was that you?
12:14I was like, no.
12:15He goes, alright.
12:16I don't know.
12:17I don't know.
12:18Everyone up there thinks it's someone in New York.
12:21Probably a girl.
12:22I don't know.
12:23Why?
12:24Why?
12:25Because they don't want to take the blame here.
12:26Yeah.
12:27They're just deflected.
12:28Well, I feel like if it was like one of our dumb asses here, like you probably would've
12:31just said it already.
12:32But everyone's like one thing.
12:33I do know it.
12:34It's not New York.
12:35It's not?
12:36It's in here?
12:37Yeah.
12:38Is it a guy?
12:39Are they behind the scenes?
12:40I'm not saying.
12:41He's not saying anymore.
12:42Good luck, Josh.
12:43Who's shirt?
12:44Are you going to try to figure out?
12:45I don't care.
12:46You're over it.
12:47Alright.
12:48For anyone that works here, and apparently it's from someone in this office to have the
12:52idea that, oh, if Nicky Smokes can just do nothing and make this, I should get more.
12:57Fuck you.
12:58Straight the fuck up.
12:59Fuck you.
13:02Where's the rumors now with Dave's contract?
13:06It's been a while.
13:08Roll it around.
13:09I think.
13:10Things.
13:11If one person.
13:12I've heard her name.
13:13Yeah.
13:14It's around.
13:15I've heard her name.
13:16It's around.
13:17Has the person come forward at all and been like.
13:19Is it an unnamed show kind of thing?
13:21I don't know.
13:22Yeah, I would assume so.
13:23I will say I texted you offline that the show me and Whitney text trying to figure out
13:27who suss out who the person was asking for the salary criticizing Nicky and Mincy.
13:34You said you wouldn't comment, so Chicago announced it and it was.
13:39Here we go.
13:40Oh, boy.
13:41There we go.
13:42Y'all talking about the thing.
13:43We did, but we didn't say anything.
13:45We didn't say.
13:46I just want to set the record straight.
13:47Okay, here he is.
13:48Alright.
13:49Secret is out.
13:50The secret is out.
13:51Blown out of such proportion.
13:52I just want to.
13:53I just want to clarify this whole because it's turning into like this mystery who done
13:57it thing.
13:58Dave and I Dave came in here on Saturday.
14:01We were watching football and I was like my contracts coming up.
14:03I should talk to Dave about it.
14:04He brought somebody with him and it was during the Michigan game.
14:08So I was like, well, I'm not going to do that.
14:09He left immediately after the game caught him coming out of wake up bar stool.
14:13Here's where the mistake came in.
14:15I was like, do you have a few minutes?
14:17He goes, no.
14:18First of all, it was not to disparage anyone.
14:20I told that to Nikki.
14:21Like it was not y'all do a bad job.
14:23Like those are the frames of reference.
14:26I have those couple only people that I know what they make.
14:29Got it.
14:30And it's because I make the same as them.
14:32That was supposed to be a very minor point in a, in a 10 minute presentation, more or
14:39less, but he's itching to get out of there.
14:41Now I'm flustered.
14:42And I just basically said that.
14:43And then he kind of looked and walked out.
14:45And I was like, well, that, that is not how that was supposed to go.
14:48So I, I talked to smokes yesterday and I was like, listen, dude, like that was not meant
14:52to be like the way it was framed.
14:55Right.
14:56You were flustered in a moment where Dave, and I know, I know what you're talking about
14:59when Dave's got to go and you're just like, the mistake was I had built up in my mind.
15:02Like I'm talking to Dave on Monday regardless.
15:05Right.
15:06But it was smokes are good now.
15:07I think so.
15:08Yeah.
15:09He wants to come to church with me on Sunday.
15:10Oh, that's beautiful.
15:11Wow.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Yeah.
15:15We're all good.
15:16We're going to church together on Sunday.
15:18Uh, yeah.
15:19We're basically brothers now.
15:20That's a lot.
15:22What's, what's wrong with us going to church?
15:23I just like, that was what you were like, Hey, you said something kind of fucking rude to
15:28me.
15:29Um, let's go to church too.
15:30Yeah.
15:31It's called forgive and forget.
15:32No, I, I think you should bury the hatchet.
15:33I think we handled it correctly after Saturday evening we fucked up.
15:36Yeah.
15:37He did.
15:38Why church?
15:39You should make Big T go out with him for the weekend.
15:42That was my idea.
15:43That should be the one thing.
15:44That was my idea.
15:45I forgive you, but we have to have a bender a weekend together.
15:48Imagine I just have like Big T ripping lines.
15:51Nah, I couldn't do that.
15:53It's squashed.
15:54All is forgiven.
15:55Um, who knows?
15:57Maybe I'll use his name when my contract's up in eight days.
16:02And, uh, did Mincy meet with you guys when you and Big T squash everything?
16:07Mincy doesn't have a clue what's going on.
16:10He still thinks it's Tate.
16:12He still thinks it's Tate.
16:14I don't know.
16:17They're not the same fucking people.
16:19I know.
16:20Long alley.
16:21She's coped out of her mullet.
16:22Well, she's not, but she seems like it.
16:24She's, I mean, I've never seen someone shot out of a cannon like that.
16:27No, there's more energy than you, maybe.
16:28I would fucking marry her in one second.
16:30Yeah.
16:31She's my fucking soul mate as a woman.
16:32Sandy, how are you?
16:33She's like, she's like, stop!
16:35Yeah, yeah.
16:36And the first thing in her mouth is, where's Sandy?
16:38She runs fucking 40 steps down and hugs Sandy like she's known her whole life.
16:43We hugged it out.
16:44It was amazing.
16:45I know.
16:46She's like, you're not the only gay star.
16:48I tell everyone I'm Tommy Smokes.
16:49I'm like, oh, let me take a picture.
16:51She'll go up to random people on the street and be like, I'm Tommy Smokes.
16:54It's my fucking woman soul mate.
16:56Yeah.
16:57It's like my body double.
16:58So, are you doing the show today?
16:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:00Yes.
17:01Yeah.
17:02So, Hannah only made two weeks.
17:03She's done?
17:04I don't know.
17:05I mean, I'm here.
17:06We have a show tonight in Chicago anyway, so I'm here.
17:07And then I'll figure out the rest of the season.
17:08Wow.
17:09Hannah lasted two weeks.
17:10I told her two strikes last week.
17:12I've never told someone on the show, shut up five times.
17:15I told her to shut up.
17:16Although, I'm madly in love with her.
17:18And I would do anything for her.
17:19And she's the greatest woman to ever live.
17:21But, you're gone, Hannah!
17:24Uh, Hannah, what?
17:25Shut the up and stop complaining.
17:26You've got two weeks on the show, all right?
17:28Shut the up.
17:29No, no.
17:30Shut the up.
17:31I mean, don't shut the up.
17:33It's the easiest way.
17:34It's your last day in that .
17:36We get up this floor.
17:38And Sandy goes, Sandy, Sandy goes.
17:40Sammy goes, Stu!
17:42Sammy goes, Stu, Stu, Stu!
17:43And Reed goes on!
17:44Jesus.
17:45Right.
17:46Let's fucking go!
17:47Oh, fuck.
17:48Yeah.
17:49How do you like it?
17:50You like it?
17:51Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:53You are strong.
17:54And you have, like, all the autistic strength.
17:57But I would knock you out.
17:58Don't ever do that again.
17:59Don't ever do that again.
18:01You want to go?
18:02You saw it?
18:03You saw it.
18:04You were right?
18:05Yes.
18:06Did I smack the fuck out of her?
18:07I'm good.
18:08No, you're very strong.
18:09Get off the line.
18:10I'm hugging him.
18:11Can you get to the pit?
18:12Can you get to the pit?
18:13Can you give me a lesson?
18:14No, I can't.
18:15I don't want to sweat.
18:16I don't want to sweat.
18:17And after the show.
18:18And after the show.
18:20I mean, you know what I do right now?
18:22I would crack you across the face.
18:24Spinkle.
18:25And then tackle.
18:27You're ready.
18:28You have a good base in there, Rico.
18:29Oh, you're a good day, Stu.
18:30Love you.
18:31Are you so pumped for Ryder Pelt?
18:33Listen to this.
18:34I'm supposed to be tomorrow with every dignitary in the world.
18:38I can't.
18:39The top European people, top United States, all the golfers.
18:43I'm sitting there watching on a 200-foot screen my voiceover for the Ryder Cup.
18:48They canceled it.
18:49They made it today.
18:50Oh, my God.
18:51Because it's going to be rained out tomorrow, so I'm going to miss it.
18:54But I'll post it tonight once it's shown.
18:56Of course.
18:57Because with all the big dickies.
18:58That's amazing.
18:59Oh, okay.
19:00No, they can hear that.
19:01They know my stuff.
19:02How do I call them?
19:05Here's the...
19:06Oh, hi, Corinne.
19:09Hello.
19:10Okay.
19:11How you doing?
19:12Good.
19:13How are you?
19:14I'm so nervous.
19:15I'm nervous.
19:16Oh, don't be nervous.
19:18I've never been nervous in my life.
19:20I'm not a nervous person, but I'm like excited nervous.
19:24You know what I mean?
19:25That's the best time to learn.
19:27Okay.
19:28Good, good, good.
19:29I just got the instructions.
19:30So it was one of them reading it slow with drama, like intensity.
19:38A second one, basically how I think I can read it the best.
19:43And then the third one, full tilt.
19:46You got it.
19:48Okay.
19:49New York, Long Island.
19:52We're finally here and we're ready to roll, ready to roll, ready to roll.
19:58We got 24 guys ready to dish it out with the eyes of the world watching.
20:06For the stalwarts, this is where you elevate your legacy to unforgettable heights.
20:13No pressure.
20:15Every swing only carries the weight of a continent.
20:20It's New York.
20:22You don't like what's being said?
20:24Change the conversation.
20:27Put it in the books.
20:30Promises made.
20:32Promises delivered.
20:34Welcome to the Ryder Cup at Beth Cage Black.
20:41Yeah.
20:43What version was that?
20:45I swear on top of God, that's my question to you.
20:49I don't know.
20:51The two lines, I would just ask you if you could redo for me once, but make it a little
20:56bit more of a question.
20:57For you rookies, the floor is yours.
21:00Okay.
21:01Make yourself a household name.
21:03Sure.
21:04For the stalwarts, this is where you elevate your legacy to unforgettable heights.
21:08Okay, perfect.
21:10You want me to say those two lines just like you just said them?
21:14Yeah, please.
21:15For you rookies, floor is yours.
21:21Make yourself a household name.
21:24For the stalwarts, this is where you elevate your legacy.
21:29Ready to roll.
21:31Ready to roll.
21:32Ready to roll.
21:33Ready to roll.
21:35Ready to roll.
21:37Ready to roll.
21:38He's got a hundred different ready to rolls.
21:42This might go for an hour.
21:45Promises delivered.
21:48Promises made.
21:50Promises delivered.
21:52Promises made.
21:54Promises delivered.
21:57Put it in the books.
21:59Put it in the books.
22:02Put it in the books.
22:05So good.
22:09That was great.
22:10I don't know if you could hear me.
22:11I was clapping.
22:12I was clapping.
22:13Oh, okay.
22:14God bless you.
22:15That's good stuff.
22:18May God be with you always.
22:19It sounds like you've done this before.
22:22Are we allowed to do a dirty one that you can send to Brandon or no?
22:27Not dirty, but he wanted me to rile the Europeans up.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Yeah.
22:33Yeah.
22:34Oh, absolutely.
22:35Yeah.
22:36We do some videos for the team rooms.
22:38So, um, if you do a dirty one, it might, maybe it could get played in the team room.
22:42Who knows?
22:43Um, Hank is cutting me here.
22:44Cause they, they have to do a shoot.
22:46What I'll do is I'll do that on my own.
22:49Yeah.
22:50I would also say if there's anything you want to say to the U S boys, you know, like,
22:53Hey boys, like go out there and kick some European ass.
22:55Right.
22:56If you want to give them.
22:57I was going to say that's.
22:58Yeah.
22:59We want that.
23:00Cause we want that.
23:01Cause Rory McIlroy opened his mouth and said, he's guaranteeing that he's going to beat
23:04the United States.
23:05And I wasn't going to be over the top.
23:07Like I was just going to be PG plus and just send it in on Rory and the Europeans.
23:12Yeah.
23:13That'd be great.
23:14I could do that right now.
23:16Oh, okay.
23:17So they said I could do that right now.
23:21Okay, cool.
23:22Okay.
23:23So, okay.
23:24So, um, okay.
23:26Three, two, one.
23:29Listen, listen, listen.
23:32USA Ryder Cup men.
23:36This is your sauce.
23:38Stu finer coming to you from Farmingdale, Long Island in 1974, five and six.
23:46I worked in the mess hall at the Beth page golf course.
23:51I was there in the kitchen, making eggs, scrubbing the floor, washing the toilets.
23:58So I am no one that takes this lightly.
24:03This is my heart, my soul, my life.
24:06My house.
24:07I could drive a ball 400 yards onto the yellow course.
24:13So my life, my soul, and Stu nation is behind you beating the Europeans.
24:19And by the way, I heard Rory McIlroy had a lot to say.
24:24Had a big mouth.
24:26He was yapping, yapping, yapping about the Europeans coming to the United States.
24:33Coming to Beth page black.
24:36Coming to Farmingdale, Long Island and winning.
24:40He has something else coming to him.
24:43He has a better chance of seeing God than beating USA Ryder Cup men.
24:51Men, USA, I love you.
24:54God bless you.
24:56We're gonna kick their fucking ass.
25:00Ready to roll.
25:02Ready to roll.
25:03This is the Ryder Cup.
25:05This is the Ryder Cup.
25:06But we own the Ryder Cup.
25:08We own Europeans.
25:10Rory McIlroy.
25:11We're gonna fuck you up your ass.
25:14Oh, man.
25:15So good.
25:16So good.
25:17So good.
25:18I'm laughing so hard.
25:19I'm crying.
25:20Sorry.
25:21Now.
25:22Can you do that in full stew?
25:35I'm kidding.
25:36That was.
25:37I'm just kidding.
25:38That was.
25:39I'm just kidding.
25:44You
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