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00:03who are you reminded I've been on TV and radio plenty and I've never gotten in
00:11trouble for cursing it goes the other way too it has to be like when there's a
00:15big game you have to you have to be like excited about yeah yeah you have to
00:19like wake up and be like I'm pumped I cannot wait for this baseball game excuse me sorry
00:39no it was a passionate one but every letter of was enunciated
00:48yeah it's a crutch work yeah it's a filling but like he was slightly offended when the
00:57show started in your ear you're like hey guys just remind her don't swear I never had that problem
01:03like anytime I've been on radio or anything I'm like yeah don't swear done yeah and then
01:08first fucking time see
01:12uh I think you're just too comfortable we were just saying it was the hardest fuck I've ever
01:16yeah these are you like fuck it
01:21hey what do you got here today um Ryan Russillo's here but a white whale guest that we've been trying
01:27to book on mostly sports I tried to get him out when we were in San Francisco for the Super
01:31Bowl
01:31he said no multiple times couldn't get him on the show we have him here in the office now though
01:36so
01:36um giving him a free coupon for one appearance on mostly sports he could cash it in at any time
01:43he
01:43wants and he could sit on the couch in between Ebo and I and it could be it could be
01:48a great trio so
01:49I'm just waiting for him to get out he's recording right now and I will ambush him with complete fervor
01:54and passion
01:55that's true
01:56listen it's good to say if you want to come on the couch
01:58what you look like I yeah
02:00you're more than welcome to I know you guys are
02:02what time do you tape till we tape till 11 30 well it's live
02:06yeah 11 30 every day okay um well you said your pal so i'll make a break yeah
02:15actually I thought you were cashing in right now but that's true what what is your history of being
02:20and Rosillo get her he went up to me and said hey more than Connors had wow more than Connors
02:29had
02:29wow he ate he went up to you and said hey yeah I said I said hey Liam nice to
02:35meet you he said I know
02:36you called him Liam I called me Liam I looked up his wikipedia same birthday that's who me and Rosillo
02:44that's never been done in the human history that's crazy I I could get him what would you lead with
02:51I feel like I'm Rosillo you're trying to get me on mostly sports all right
02:56hey hey Ryan hey what's up what's up this is a non-negoti we need you on mostly 10 45.
03:04what is mostly mostly sports it's a talk show about sports most I talk sports all the time I'm a
03:10little tired I gotta get a two-hour workout in I gotta I there's no way you can do your
03:15workout
03:15on the show while we talk about anything but sports who's on the show Brandon Walker I'm out
03:21Mark Titus I might be in Ebo I don't know who that is so we've got a great cast of
03:28characters for
03:29you that's all that's on there we've got a chair for Sir Rudy you are so you in no you
03:35pitch me then
03:37no I don't want to pitch you yeah no hey Rosillo hey bring your bitch ass on mostly sports
03:46I will oh okay that was easy all right get Rosillo on mostly yet I don't know because Mark is
03:53fucking sabotaging the whole thing he is openly on the Ryan Rosillo show saying Ryan don't come on
04:02mostly sports it's funnier if you just leave that like as a running bit and you never come
04:08on the show when I'm actively trying to get Ryan on the show but I'm doing everything I can
04:13it's self-sabotage he's he's blown it himself I'm doing the opposite I'm trying to pick up the pieces
04:17I'm going to dinner with Rosillo and like I'm I'm taking time away from my family from my baby I'm
04:23I'm setting my baby to the side and saying I need to go fix Connor's mess and uh I'm going
04:28and and
04:29and trying to make peace with Rosillo who thinks Connor's just kind of I don't know what he thinks
04:33about Connor to be honest but I my read on it is that Connor is just completely blown this
04:37Rosillo's a little weirded out by the whole thing I think we're going to get him on and it's going
04:41to
04:41be because of me and for Connor to think I'm sabotaging is crazy yeah
04:48what's up boys how's it going doing great what's up wanted to say what's up
04:55you're more than welcome to come on mostly sports by the way
04:59doesn't sound like he's not here no I know I figured that out but every single one of you
05:04is invited where we're trying to get everybody on there like we wanted him one day we wanted
05:08him today but I actually think tomorrow would be the perfect day so I think so too did he respond
05:14yeah oh no he so I I prefaced the message with no pressure and I was like like why why
05:23would you
05:23say why would you say no pressure I said no pressure but like should really come on today
05:27like it would be a ton of fun there's so much there's so much starting with no pressure puts
05:32so much pressure on it no but then so he got back he just said I feel no pressure and
05:38then that was it
05:39that was that was the text so instead of instead this is the this is the problem instead of addressing
05:46coming on the show now he's addressing whether he feels pressure because you you can't just be
05:49direct and say hey come on the show that's what I said I said but you said no pressure I
05:54said barge
05:54in other things to worry about it's like I said come barge in whatever he might doesn't know what
05:58the barge is no this is crazy but I texted the same thing to Saruti I said Saruti barge in
06:03when
06:04you guys are done recording and Saruti no you didn't and see and that's what I'm trying to say
06:09Saruti knows mostly Saruti dude twitter bio says mostly who's what do you say no pressure now
06:15he's thinking should I have pressure where's the pressure at what's the pressure situation that's
06:19that's the only thing going on his head his head is not thinking about coming on the show he's just
06:22thinking about how much pressure should he be feeling he said he felt no pressure which
06:25leaves would believe that he'll come on tomorrow I'll try to fix this I'll try to clean this up
06:29tonight but it might take me 24 hours to clean this mess up so it looks like tomorrow's out we'll
06:34try
06:34Thursday yes I'm not trying to make it this big saga I just want him on the show it's Mark
06:39who's
06:40turning it into this whole thing and now Ryan's playing into the bit and he's like well I'm gonna
06:45hold off on going like we could just have him on the show I think this so I think it
06:49has a chance
06:50to retroactively be the biggest state of his life I think I think like when we make the documentary on
06:55Connor Griffin's life there's a pretty good chance we look back on tomorrow and say that was the day
06:59it all changed but as I sit here right now it's not the most anticipated day I would say but
07:04you know
07:05the potential is there that everything his life could go way downhill starting tomorrow but I was
07:1050 50 on whether I was gonna be here tomorrow yeah hearing what he could possibly have planned I have
07:15to not come you have to not come yeah right he's I have to we have to see what Connor
07:19can do you could
07:20come and just like sit in the gambling cave and watch that's pretty funny too that's a comment you just
07:26cut break don't park in your normal spot yeah if we just like cut to the cave and you're just
07:31in there
07:35that would be incredible so tomorrow Brandon might be out I'm out and Connor jokingly said like what
07:43if Russillo hosts mostly sports of them I think that actually might be the funniest thing I think
07:49that like the dog chasing the mail truck type situation Connor will prepare a show tune to open
07:54the show or something and then Connor and then uh uh what the fuck is this so I kind of
07:59want that to
08:00happen I think Connor said there's two options you got that on camera that I want Russillo to host
08:06with Connor because Connor keeps saying I'm sabotaging I want Russillo to host mostly sports with
08:12Conqueror I don't that's what I want I want I want I want Russillo to actually stay at Barstow
08:18that's right yeah we're trying to run him off I think I think Connor getting I think Connor being
08:24so desperate to have him on the show but then when he comes on the show he now has to
08:27do an
08:27hour and a half of sports talk yeah he will shit his pants that's what I think would be funny
08:31but you're right Russillo it would be funny yeah we're still like we're sucking out of Brandon's tits
08:36yesterday being like I love Barstow and then does one show with Conqueror this is too
08:40fucked up I can't do this anymore
08:47it's not good what the hell did you do scissors scissors yeah because I can't just buzz it
08:52I can't because the transplant oh it's just like I think it doesn't look good but I was bored my
09:01wife
09:02and my uh kid they went to the mall or whatever I was just chilling at the house I was
09:07like I need to
09:07cut it dude I'm so far away from the mirror yeah they were fucking the monster that you cut meat
09:14with
09:14oh gosh sometimes I'll use it to cut my quesadillas but I was cutting my hair come on Betsy so
09:19you got
09:20bored at home and gave yourself a haircut with meat scissors yeah when you put it that way it sounds
09:27kind of
09:28crazy but yeah that's what I did well to the side it's okay but when you put it down you
09:31do it like
09:32maybe but that was the point it was like okay cool I'm back from Turkey my hair's starting to grow
09:36in
09:37let's even it out
09:38it didn't even out
09:41that's made new cities
09:43I might be a yeah yeah it looks sharp and I'm gonna have them like
09:47fade it in a little bit yeah you look like you're gonna get like uh fpv droned yeah I'm cool
09:52with that
09:53saying let me see your shit actually comb over it's fine kind of but I still look terrible just
10:02put it down so you had hair transplants here right yeah and you just took a scissor and just cut
10:08it
10:08well I lifted it up like it would go like this why dude I don't know every time I explain
10:16it it gets
10:16weird I was just bored at home and you did it on mother's day no I did it yeah I
10:21did what kind of
10:23gift is that to your wife man what are you gonna do you know not cut your own hair I
10:28thought it was
10:29gonna be a treat for her like oh because like dude so like now do you have to like wear
10:32a hat in bed
10:33or like because if I was her I would just laugh at you like if you're in missionary and I
10:38saw that
10:39little whatever's an area okay I'm not a missionary guy all right well too big for missionaries look
10:45good thing is the hair of Mike real bad because it was a windy day Saturday when would you think
10:50take your hat off bro you think you have that much hair that the wind just might going through it
10:55I get Trump hair and like it was blown all over the place so I was like so you went
11:01with that
11:02hey Connor Griffin hey man big day I suppose yeah I he didn't respond to my text last night
11:10I texted him I said I'm hosting the show all by myself it would really mean a lot I needed
11:15a guest
11:15bad and uh I did not get a response so he's here in the office I know he is I
11:20think he's recording
11:21PMT right now so hopefully he can chime in and jump in here after PMT but we'll see especially when
11:26lots of people are watching okay no way no no way what whoa whoa where's he going get him back
11:36what are you get him back here no he has to go he has to go he literally I was
11:40just walking down the
11:40hall with him he's got to go yeah yeah yeah no he actually does have to go to the combine
11:45he's
11:45got to interview ah shit did you see the song he did why does he look so fucking cool oh
11:50he looks
11:50really cool today he said that he you guys never reach out to him so I texted him last night
11:54yeah I
11:55don't know he didn't answer my text yeah I guess we got him for two seconds just where he was
12:01in
12:01the doorway he looked sick as fuck though so good like he's just got this swag to him that I
12:07wish I could
12:08describe on camera but it's just it's impossible he is a god and I wish we could have gotten him
12:15to say a word on the show but I guess that's a battle that we'll have to uh fight another
12:19day
12:19but we did technically get him he was there's a screenshot he's there correct thank you man I
12:24appreciate that
12:25you
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