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00:00Those guys genuinely hate each other, and I'm still not sure why.
00:04Lucas, wait till I see him.
00:06I'm 95% sure Rico just linked my number.
00:09I just want you to know me!
00:11Whose jersey is this?
00:12This is Chef Thonnie's.
00:13That's not my jersey.
00:14It's not your jersey?
00:14Nice, you're wearing a 17-year-old boy's jersey. That makes you feel good?
00:17You should play Titus for the jersey.
00:27That's awesome.
00:27We've got Big Cat driving a van, eight people, double Dug Dug.
00:32It's yourself, Big Cat, and myself, K-Dick.
00:36That's the single Dug Dug.
00:38And then we're adding Deutsch, Dana Beers, Rico Bosco, and then either Eddie or Nick.
00:44Who do you think is a better eater?
00:47I mean, Nick can't eat.
00:51You're a hungry boy all of a sudden?
00:53I just love those guys, man, and any chance I can get to hang out with them
00:56and just like have a good time.
00:58You know, I'm excited.
00:59I'm glad they're having me.
01:00I'm glad they're welcoming me.
01:02I'm glad they're welcoming me.
01:05I'm glad they're welcoming me with open arms.
01:09Do you think you're going to hold them back in the Dug Dug at all?
01:12It really depends on what we order.
01:14Like if it's like burgers or chicken nuggets or like a wrap or soft shell taco, I probably
01:22won't be able to help.
01:23But if it's like a cup of vanilla ice cream, just maybe a plain patty or like a Sprite or
01:28a Sprite remix, I'd gladly, I'll do my heavy lifting in that realm.
01:34Do you have any concerns about Nick being a bad guy?
01:38Yeah, he can't eat.
01:40What can't he eat?
01:41Bread?
01:41Gluten.
01:42Gluten?
01:42Is there gluten in meat?
01:44It's in everything.
01:45Gluten's in everything.
01:46Fuck.
01:47Yeah.
01:47Concerns that he can't eat gluten.
01:49Can he eat fries?
01:50Some fries.
01:51You can eat McDonald's fries.
01:52We could get gluten-free stuff at the places where there's gluten-free.
01:55Well, you don't want to be doing all that.
01:58Here's the decision that we have to weigh.
02:00Nick is very funny.
02:01Nick also can't eat gluten.
02:03Pull a Blake McDonald's menu.
02:04Is it your homepage?
02:06See, I'm not.
02:08That was an easy decision.
02:09Can you have an Egg Mac coffee?
02:10Absolutely not.
02:11Saucers breathing.
02:12No.
02:13Big Mac.
02:13No, wait, you skipped the iced coffee.
02:14Could you have a coffee?
02:15Yeah, I can have coffee.
02:16You can eat the innards.
02:16I can eat the innards.
02:17You guys that eat the outards.
02:18Can you have a Big Mac?
02:19Yeah, no, no.
02:20I can have the patties and the pickles and like the lettuce.
02:23Four-piece nugget.
02:23No.
02:25I can have the-
02:25Yeah, so hopefully the person just orders a coffee.
02:27No.
02:27If somebody gets a coffee.
02:29Yeah.
02:29And a Sprite remix.
02:32And a vanilla cone and a cup.
02:34I'm your fucking guy.
02:35Last year we had to go to-
02:37We went to King's.
02:38Nothing.
02:39Oh no, I can have the slaw.
02:41I can have the coleslaw.
02:42I'll be your coleslaw guy.
02:46Yeah, I'm concerned.
02:49Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell.
02:50I can do hard shells.
02:53I'm excited, man.
02:55I'm concerned that you don't understand what that car is going to smell like, too.
03:00Last year it was the worst smell in the history of the world.
03:02It was me, Max, Katie, and Kat.
03:05That's fine.
03:05I can handle smells.
03:07No gluten smells?
03:08No, I can't get gluten.
03:10I don't know.
03:10Can I get gluten from a fart?
03:11Can you?
03:12I got gluten from a hair product once.
03:19These are our uniforms tonight.
03:21But also I think Lucas is just all-time napkin, so.
03:23He's what?
03:24All-time napkin.
03:25He's so mad about that?
03:26He's actually mad.
03:26It's very funny.
03:28He texts me, he's like, I'm not fucking doing it.
03:29The amount of shit he makes me do, though.
03:32Eddie, what's this deal with you and Pickles?
03:34Dude, I-
03:35Someone messaged me.
03:36I'm just being straight up.
03:37Dude, there's a lot of shit I don't eat.
03:39That's-
03:39Like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be less-
03:41I'm gonna pull my weight.
03:42Yeah.
03:43But I'm gonna be like a chip-in guy.
03:44Does he look like a chip-in guy?
03:46That's a chip-in guy on our-
03:48You're not understanding what I'm saying.
03:49Eddie goes to McDonald's and he asks for a burger with no salt or pepper.
03:54So he makes him make a new patty.
03:56That's not as good.
03:56A chip-in guy?
03:58But a good chip-in guy.
03:59Eddie, we've broken bread one time and you ate like 250 wings.
04:05Well, yeah, because it was a challenge.
04:07Eddie is a chip-in guy on the fast food show.
04:10I just sold him.
04:10What the fuck does that mean, chip-in?
04:12There's a lot of shit that I don't like.
04:14You know, so it's like-
04:15But you have to be disgusted with this.
04:18I also heard you're not that big of an eater.
04:21Nah, he's more of a bad shots guy.
04:23Is that true?
04:25I think I'll be the best eater in the band.
04:27Alright, that's all I need to hear.
04:29What?
04:29Rumor Squash.
04:30No, no, no.
04:31I'm not the navigator.
04:32Alright, thanks guys.
04:35You have a sweatshirt.
04:38I've got other things I'm doing.
04:40Remember when we did that Batman and Lucas didn't get us napkins and made us all wipe
04:43ourselves on the sweatshirts?
04:44That was your idea.
04:45He's very interested in him.
04:46That was his idea.
04:47Why?
04:48I'm not being a napkin.
04:50I didn't sign up to that.
04:52But when napkins said, what if we lose area square footage on our shirts, you're up.
04:59Someone else.
05:00You guys have four exes.
05:01You should have plenty of room.
05:03If I need to blow my nose into your sleeve, I have to do it.
05:06No.
05:07No.
05:07No.
05:09If something's really spicy, like, he has to.
05:13Yeah, use your own sleeves.
05:14He can.
05:15Yes, he can.
05:20I've taken too long.
05:21Took too long.
05:22He bailed.
05:23So if I needed to wipe?
05:25You have your own sweatshirt.
05:27Everyone has white sweatshirts.
05:28If I needed to wipe myself, could I use a sleeve?
05:31Yeah.
05:32Just not my sleeve.
05:33Okay.
05:35You know that's not going to go over very well.
05:38It's, it's.
05:38You're going to smell so bad.
05:40I'm not, I'm not the napkin.
05:41Imagine five hours of being a napkin.
05:43No, no, no.
05:43I'm not the napkin.
05:44That's the thing.
05:48What the fuck is that?
05:49Look around.
05:51I need, I need a shoe.
05:54Oh, Skell lost a shoe?
05:55I'm not even working.
05:58Can you give me a hint?
06:00Can you give me a hint?
06:00Can you give me a hint where you put it?
06:01It's not a game of chess.
06:02That was my clue.
06:04What the fuck?
06:04Oh, you're, you're dumb.
06:06Dude, come on.
06:06That's so easy.
06:08So easy.
06:08I even said, is anyone playing chess in the office right now?
06:11Dude, that's a gimme.
06:11Do you even look?
06:12I don't know where the fuck the chess board is, dude.
06:15It's not a game of chess.
06:17You guys are mean.
06:18You guys are mean.
06:19Look at your children's sock.
06:21Come on, man.
06:22Come on.
06:23Look at that.
06:24Are you kidding me?
06:25That's crazy.
06:25This seems like bullying.
06:27Reed, that's crazy.
06:27This is workplace bullying, dude.
06:30It's all started because it called me a pussy for no reason.
06:33Oh.
06:34Wait, really?
06:35Really?
06:35Why'd you say that?
06:36I don't know.
06:37I was just playing around with my friend.
06:39Playing around is supposed to be funny and fun, not hurtful.
06:45You know where my shoe is?
06:48Danny took it.
06:50He said.
06:52Danny took it.
06:53Danny took it.
06:53The fuck is this asking?
06:56I know where his fucking shoe is.
06:58I'm sorry, dude.
06:59I'm sorry, dude.
07:00I'm sorry, bro.
07:02I'm sorry.
07:03I'm sorry, bro.
07:05Why the fuck would I know where another man's shoe is?
07:10Go sit down, bud.
07:12You're pissing me off.
07:13Dude, I don't have a fucking shoe, bro.
07:16Are you serious?
07:17I can't find it.
07:19Did you see anyone playing chess in the office?
07:22Dude, shut the fuck up with the fucking chess shit.
07:24Did you?
07:24I don't know what the fucking chess shit is.
07:27I mean, it couldn't be more obvious.
07:28There's two people playing chess in the office right now.
07:32They are done.
07:34They're done.
07:35See?
07:35They're done playing chess.
07:37You know what?
07:37Why don't you sit back and enjoy the show?
07:40Maybe even grab some popcorn.
07:43Movies.
07:44Movies?
07:45Oh, Jeff D. Love.
07:46Holy shit.
07:47This guy is.
07:48You don't deserve that shoe.
07:50Like, in terms of, like, dumb, like, not getting it.
07:53How is this?
07:54How is this dumb?
07:55Oh, maybe grab some popcorn.
07:57Oh, okay.
07:59Do you still?
07:59I don't even think you know that.
08:00It just clicked.
08:02It just clicked.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:04Sounds good.
08:06Oh, shit.
08:08Got my shoe.
08:10Let's fucking go.
08:11Found it, idiot.
08:12Yeah, I found it.
08:13Where was it?
08:14It was right here.
08:15Oh, God.
08:16You're such an idiot.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Yeah.
08:19I mean, not really, though.
08:21Because how would I look there?
08:23You know what I'm saying?
08:24Yeah.
08:26I could've just honestly walked past it, too.
08:29That's the thing.
08:30Spider, you and Bosco are close, right?
08:32Yeah.
08:33He's not doing shit, dude.
08:36Bosco or Spider?
08:38Maxine.
08:39Then we go.
08:39He's not doing shit.
08:44What's up, Bosco?
08:46How we doing?
08:46Say yourself.
08:47Say yourself?
08:49He's never talked to me.
08:51He's literally never talked to me.
08:53Why would he?
08:54I don't know.
08:55He's a scout.
08:56Yeah.
08:57You got fucking Lucas.
08:58Wait till I see him.
08:59You might move down the list, dirtbag.
09:01Really?
09:01Yeah.
09:02That's great.
09:03That's great.
09:03I'm moving down the list.
09:05What did Lucas do?
09:06Fuck, I love when you're here.
09:07Just shoot his mouth off.
09:08It's like, buddy, like, you don't collaborate on content?
09:11Like, you know how many ideas I've given on my take over the years?
09:13Yeah, so many.
09:14Pretty much the whole show.
09:15The whole show.
09:16The whole show.
09:17Hey, Bosco, who do you think is going to puke first?
09:19Who do you think came up with one bite?
09:20Yeah.
09:21You do mushrooms and fucking eat 30 burgers?
09:23Fat fuck.
09:24Let's go.
09:25What are you screaming at?
09:27Matt, eating 30.
09:28I thought you were going out of a read.
09:30I was coming to get your back.
09:31No, I'm ready to go.
09:32By the way, I'll save it for the show, but...
09:34What?
09:34I don't know.
09:35I can't.
09:35I don't want to say it right now.
09:36It's bad.
09:37Bad for me?
09:38I think it's bad for us.
09:40Bad for the brand.
09:41What's the sense?
09:42Bad for house call.
09:43What?
09:44I'm talking about it on the show.
09:45No, no, no.
09:46You talk about it now.
09:47What?
09:47The fans are going to want to hear this.
09:49Alright, but give me a briefing.
09:50The Alliance for like five minutes.
09:51The Alliance is already done.
09:52Somebody said something.
09:53He's calling Max fat.
09:54Somebody said something.
09:54You don't do that.
09:55Come on, bro.
09:56You don't hit somebody below the belt, man.
09:59What did somebody say?
09:59What's going on?
10:00Somebody said something, and he's in his office, and it was bad look for house call.
10:04Bad look for us.
10:06In what sense?
10:07I saved it for the show.
10:08I want the fans to hear.
10:09That's good.
10:09Don't always make me look bad on the air.
10:10I'm not making you look bad.
10:13It makes us look bad.
10:14What was it?
10:16Somebody do a read.
10:17He said something.
10:19What did he say?
10:20It's good for the show.
10:22Alright, Jimmy.
10:23You like him?
10:25Think I like that motherfucker?
10:26So then why are you taking his side?
10:27I'm not taking his side.
10:28So then what do you say?
10:29I don't give a fuck about him.
10:31The Alliance is falling apart.
10:32Why would you call Max that though?
10:34You don't do that.
10:35Yeah, that was me.
10:35I got in the moment.
10:36Come on, man.
10:37You don't do that.
10:38Be nice to Max.
10:40I am.
10:40You don't do that.
10:41Don't say that shit to Max.
10:43What the fuck did Reid say?
10:45House call Jerry and Terry.
10:46Special guests.
10:47They just...
10:48You came in before the show.
10:49You said you had a bomb.
10:50Oh, yeah.
10:51Reid that was here?
10:52Yeah.
10:53I overheard this.
10:54I just heard about this like 20 minutes ago.
10:56Apparently there's a clip that's gonna be put out there
10:58where Reid pretty much says,
11:01Bosco ain't doing shit to me.
11:03Okay.
11:04I just wanted to make you aware of that.
11:06That's what these guys like to do
11:08because they know I have two strikes on the batter.
11:10Now, I put the two strikes on myself.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Like hand up, double hand up, fucked up,
11:16bunch of different times.
11:17But yeah, they like to...
11:18I just don't want that clip going out.
11:20You know what I mean?
11:20So they know that you have a muzzle on for the time being?
11:24A little bit.
11:25I mean, to get to like the ultimate,
11:27to get the full freak out.
11:29You know what I mean?
11:30Then it gets bad.
11:31They like to go like,
11:33not touching you, not touching...
11:34Right.
11:35They like to do the not touching you.
11:37Two strikes.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Will you ever kind of, you know, maybe foul tip one?
11:42I got close last year with Phil.
11:45Yeah.
11:46All right, Phil.
11:47I know the fucking clock.
11:48You just keep...
11:52All right, tell your friends.
11:53We'll get some guests.
11:54All right.
11:55I'll see you next week on House Call.
11:58I just don't...
12:00I just don't...
12:02I don't understand how we deal with things like this.
12:05Who do you think is worse?
12:06Hand me, Phil.
12:08Phil.
12:09Phil gets under your skin.
12:09Well, Phil's at least trying to rectify.
12:11I owe Phil a .
12:14I'm willing to say that.
12:16You can put that on camera, too.
12:17I do not like Phil.
12:19That's my trivia teammate.
12:21Yeah, I hope you're looking for the new one.
12:22That's a true story.
12:23He said, if Rico thinks he's going to come onto my show and tell me what to...
12:27That's an honest, I got a true quote.
12:29What I don't understand is like...
12:30You're doing something like...
12:32I don't have all the answers, but I contributed like...
12:35Yeah.
12:35You're giving me ideas.
12:36Yeah, you've been on.
12:38The white jumpsuits...
12:40I think everyone's fucking you.
12:41The white jumpsuits are a great idea.
12:42No napkins.
12:43Yeah.
12:43But why aren't you taking credit for it?
12:45That was...
12:45It's a good idea.
12:46Because I keep shitting on them.
12:47Yeah, but Lucas is...
12:47That's what Lucas said.
12:48Lucas said that it was a good idea, and now you're backing away from it because Big Cat was joking.
12:53It's a fair point.
12:54Yeah, it was a good idea.
12:55I don't like jokes, man.
12:56I got something else up my sleeve, too.
12:58Yeah?
12:59Ooh, let's go.
12:59What is that?
13:00Oh, you're in the Alliance, right?
13:02Yeah.
13:02I'm in the Alliance.
13:04Wait, can I hear?
13:06Yeah.
13:07I don't know.
13:07I'll show it quick.
13:08The way that he's saying it makes me think it's not a good gag.
13:13Yeah, that's great.
13:16That's what I did.
13:17If you show up wearing it?
13:19Yeah, no, I think it's good.
13:20You're gonna show up wearing it?
13:21I'll tell you what.
13:22Dude, I fucking...
13:23If he, uh...
13:24If he keeps shitting his mouth out, I'm gonna use it.
13:27We'll see how much he likes it.
13:29You're gonna use it on him?
13:30No, I'm gonna...
13:31Like, but you're gonna...
13:33Like, you're gonna piss you off?
13:34You're gonna...
13:35You're gonna...
13:35I don't know if that's gonna like...
13:36Yeah, that's not...
13:37That's only you show him.
13:38There's other people in the back of the van.
13:39You just didn't say you're sitting by him.
13:41No, I'll, uh...
13:42I'll use it to the max.
13:44You should pepper spray me.
13:45But that would also make everyone else...
13:48Yeah, like, everyone's gonna hate you then.
13:49I'll give some people a heads up to get out.
13:51And maybe it'll just be...
13:53Mano a mano.
13:54Nicole.
13:55How long can you last?
13:56Am I crazy here?
13:57I don't wanna be shitting on your idea, but this feels like one that you're like...
14:10Max was out on the game!
14:12No, I picked up on him.
14:13I think Max picked up on him pretty well.
14:15I like the diaper.
14:16I think it's a good idea.
14:17I just don't...
14:17I don't think that situation right there is a, like, you showed him.
14:20I think if you shit in the van, everyone's gonna hate your guts.
14:23No, Jack!
14:24I think everyone's gonna hate your guts.
14:25I was rocking last night.
14:27What, shitting?
14:29Did you videotape yourself shitting?
14:31No, 40?
14:32Yeah.
14:34People do that.
14:35Dude, dude, get outta here.
14:36What time are we going?
14:37I'm so...
14:38I'm so fatter.
14:40This is the last supper, dude.
14:41I'm done.
14:42Dude, that doesn't even look that big on you.
14:43This is a 3X.
14:44That's a 4X.
14:45I wish it looked bigger.
14:48I wish it looked bigger.
14:49I wish it looked bigger.
14:50Both of us are kind of six.
14:51I was looking at you, and I was like...
14:53No, you look...
14:54It doesn't look that...
14:55You look very comfortable.
14:55Yeah, yeah, no.
14:56I ain't got comfy.
14:57I just got a comfy hat sweatshirt out of this.
14:59What a gag by Bosco.
15:01Wait till you see the next gag.
15:02Bosco, what a gag.
15:04No one would expect us to be in the same sweatshirts, but we gagged.
15:08All I said was...
15:09Because it's white, because it's no neck.
15:11A bad idea.
15:12It's a fucking good gag.
15:13I said it was a good gag.
15:14It is.
15:15What country is it?
15:15We got an alliance.
15:19I'm an alliance.
15:20I said...
15:20I told him it was a good gag.
15:21You're not the only.
15:22Why can't I be in it?
15:24In case shit goes down.
15:26Not the only gag I got.
15:27Yeah.
15:27Oh!
15:29This is just...
15:30Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:31What is that?
15:32Is that a pamper?
15:33Yeah.
15:33Came for bad.
15:34Dude, he's got gags!
15:35Came for bad.
15:37We had traffic.
15:40Those all look like normal honeys for me.
15:42This is just...
15:43This is big on me.
15:44They look perfectly fine.
15:46They look normal.
15:47Come on, Bosco!
15:48Let's go!
15:53Let's go!
15:54Let's go!
15:54Let's go!
15:54He's doing a gag!
15:57I feel good.
16:00I'm hungry.
16:01I don't know what to say.
16:02I'm hungry.
16:04White...
16:04The napkins was...
16:05It was an absolute hit.
16:07We got some good additions this year to the team.
16:12I just pulled a trick.
16:13Rico, you can't bring it back.
16:14What?
16:15I don't know why.
16:16I don't know if he took seats out of his door.
16:17You swear to God.
16:19No trouble.
16:19I swear to God.
16:20I just got rid of all the water.
16:21He just puked.
16:21No, it's just water.
16:22You're out.
16:23No, I pulled a trick.
16:24The stream's out!
16:27Let's go, boys.
16:28Hey!
16:29Hey!
16:29Hey!
16:30Hey!
16:31Hey!
16:31Hey!
16:32Bama can't bring you down, alright?
16:34Alright.
16:34Alright.
16:35No bad guy.
16:37Alright, guys.
16:37This is Aaron Judge once said.
16:40Make some sacrifices for your brothers.
16:43Make some sacrifices for your family.
16:45If we do that, we could maybe win.
16:49Fuck yeah.
16:50Alright, let's go!
16:51U.S.
16:52U.S.
16:53Two starries.
16:55Four chicken bacon chalupas.
16:58Shit.
16:58Two cheesy beans and rice burritos.
17:00Two chips and cheese.
17:02Two chicken quesadillas.
17:04Oh my god.
17:04And two beefy crunch tacos.
17:06Holy shit.
17:08What was it?
17:09Yeah!
17:10Yeah!
17:13Yeah!
17:13Yeah!
17:15Yeah!
17:16Yeah!
17:16Alright, go.
17:17We need this Bama game to end so we hit Bosco.
17:19I'm ready to go.
17:20I'm starving, dude.
17:22But you're not conversing.
17:24I just crushed chips.
17:24You're not conversing.
17:26You crushed chips.
17:27Chips.
17:27Chips.
17:28Chips.
17:29Here we go.
17:30You happy?
17:31You proud of yourself?
17:32What's up?
17:33Uh oh.
17:34What's going on?
17:35Rico, why do you think I leaked your number?
17:39I can do that if you want, but I didn't.
17:41Excuse me of it one more time, I'll leak your number.
17:44I'm also, I'll say this, I'm 95% sure Rico just leaked my number to someone.
17:49To a chat or something.
17:51I've never got this many calls.
17:53It's a real shame, Lucas.
17:55In months.
17:55No.
17:56He didn't do anything.
17:58What do you think he did?
18:00I don't think Bosco gave out your number.
18:03Did a rider?
18:05Yeah, maybe.
18:06That's on him then.
18:07No, it's not.
18:08That's on him.
18:08No, no, no.
18:09Did you give his number to a rider?
18:12No.
18:12It's on him.
18:13He's been told to disarm.
18:15It's gross, you're protecting it.
18:17No, we can't get this.
18:18Are you going to puke?
18:19Yeah.
18:19Alright, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
18:22Get out, get out, get out.
18:22I can't watch everybody out.
18:28Oh my god.
18:46I feel swollen, I feel tired, I feel hungover even though I didn't drink beers.
18:52But I feel accomplished.
18:53Just great camaraderie.
18:54I can't wait for next year.
18:55And I shot myself an Olympic this morning.
18:58So, that was the last supper.
18:59What did you end up consuming last night?
19:01I don't know how many of the disgusting KFC chicken fingers were in that bucket.
19:07But I had like 15 to 20 of those, one of the family size macaroni and cheeses, two biscuits,
19:15two large diet cokes, a large Starbucks hot soy latte, and a quarter pounder with extra ketchup.
19:25I think I got most of the liquid out, but all of that crap is still inside me.
19:30And I'm honestly just, more than anything, I'm just a little sad.
19:35So, I've been thinking about White Castle since we didn't make it.
19:39So, hopefully we make it to the castle next time because it's devastating.
19:43Disappointing with that, but all in all, fantastic.
19:46Great night with the fellas.
19:47So, I was really excited for it.
19:48It was fun with the guys.
19:50My stomach was like an accordion.
19:52Like my colon got all crumpled it feels.
19:55But, you know, I got puke-mogged.
19:57I got puke-mogged.
19:58I had a little tiny pile like that.
20:01Like enough to get you sent home from school.
20:03But then I saw Cadix and Cadix looked like a fucking lasagna.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Next year, I'm going to have to get the puke up.
20:10I'll have to figure that out.
20:11You were between Moscow and Houston.
20:13They got a little bit of a fight.
20:17How was that?
20:18Dude, I felt like I was like the DMZ between North and South Korea.
20:23I'll let you guess who was which.
20:26I don't even think the microphone picked up a lot of like what was said under breath on both sides.
20:32Those guys, like, I thought they were like playing it up.
20:35But then it continued via text.
20:37It continued, you know, there was blockings on Twitter.
20:40They genuinely hate each other.
20:41And I'm still not sure why.
20:45Off camera about Rico Bosco.
20:47That I won't say in front of Luke Lutman when that red button's on.
20:51But, done.
20:54I had enough time to sleep on it.
20:55Done.
20:56You're done.
20:57You're married with a kid.
20:58So, what do you want to do?
20:59I'll say this.
21:00This is my read on the situation.
21:01Last night made me realize Bosco's crazier than I thought.
21:06But it also made me like him more.
21:08Because he is crazy.
21:10Like, he thinks Lucas put his number in the chat.
21:13That's a fact.
21:14I know Lucas.
21:16He's a weirdo.
21:18He's mean.
21:19He's a terrorist.
21:20He did not put Rico's number in the chat.
21:22What's up?
21:23What's up?
21:23Bosco's on?
21:25Bosco.
21:27What's up?
21:28How are you doing?
21:30Good.
21:31You hate Lucas?
21:33You really only fucked with one person coming in.
21:35I come in with a good attitude.
21:37Like, to Mark's point, the after darks have never been an issue.
21:40Sure.
21:40You win, Lucas.
21:41You win.
21:41Rico, you can't do this whole rigmarole every time where like,
21:45Oh, I'm going to a dark pace.
21:46I can't live with my sins.
21:48Rico, that has nothing to do with me.
21:50I just want you to go away.
21:51I just want you to go away.
21:53I just want you to go away.
21:53You win.
21:54You win.
21:54It's over.
21:55It's over.
21:56You win.
21:56Please, please stop.
21:58Just stop.
21:58You win.
21:59Are you going to tell the riders to stop trying to get my mom's information?
22:02Because I got Rogue Rider right here telling them that they were told to stand down.
22:07Stand down?
22:08They were told to stand down.
22:09You got a leak in your chat.
22:11Got it.
22:11Got it.
22:11But also, this is ridiculous for him to just like spiral like this.
22:16You can't have a conversation with him.
22:17We can't do anything here if he's just going to yell like a child.
22:20You won.
22:21You won.
22:21You won.
22:22But it's not about winning.
22:24Does everyone else not see what he's doing?
22:26Like you're just either admit you did it or like keep denying that you didn't.
22:31Which I fucking did and no one believes me.
22:33I don't think he leaked your number.
22:34That's it, Dan.
22:35Then I don't get to do anything anymore.
22:36If that's the case.
22:37Are you going to weigh in here?
22:38I did.
22:39I did.
22:40I think you guys need to just settle it in person next week.
22:45It's not going to get settled today.
22:50Whose jersey is this?
22:52This jersey?
22:52Yeah.
22:54This is Donnie.
22:55This is Chef Donnie's.
22:56Game worn.
22:59JV.
23:002015.
23:01Senior year when he was on JV.
23:04They didn't win state.
23:06Look how clean it is.
23:07Game worn.
23:08This is a fucking camera on my face.
23:12Morning, Donnie.
23:13Morning.
23:14Okay, Joe.
23:15Cody.
23:15I'm going to kill you.
23:20Nice job, man.
23:21Nice fucking job.
23:23What's up, Donnie?
23:24You're a piece of shit.
23:25You're a bad, you're a real bad guy.
23:27You know that?
23:28You're a bad guy.
23:29How am I a bad guy supporting a diet?
23:31It's the high school tournament.
23:32That's not my jersey.
23:33Nice try.
23:34That's not my jersey.
23:34It's not your jersey?
23:35I was confirming it all morning, making sure my parents weren't falling on hard times
23:38and had to sell it.
23:39That's not my jersey.
23:39What number did you wear?
23:41That's my number.
23:4230?
23:42Yeah.
23:43That's not my jersey though.
23:44Because it said it was game worn and this one doesn't have shit on it.
23:46Yeah.
23:47It smells like it's never been worn at all.
23:49That's because we had good defense.
23:49That's because you sat on the bench.
23:50That's because we had good defense.
23:52Because you didn't play.
23:53That's because we had good defense.
23:53That's why it's so fresh.
23:55Neither did you.
23:56For two teams.
23:57Oh.
23:58Oh no.
24:00For two teams.
24:01Globetrotters and whoever the fuck else you played for.
24:04Nice.
24:05You're wearing a 17 year old boys jersey.
24:06That makes you feel good?
24:07You're wearing a young boys jersey.
24:10Put you on the island.
24:11I found this jersey online and I bought it.
24:13It was described as a 2015.
24:15There's no chance.
24:16The 2015 Edina hockey goalie.
24:18All right.
24:19All right, Donnie.
24:21See you, Donnie.
24:22I'm not happy about this.
24:24There's going to be a consequence.
24:25Just wait.
24:26I'm trying to pump you up.
24:28Okay.
24:28I think at 1.30.
24:29Yeah.
24:30You should play Titus for the jersey.
24:34Oh.
24:34Human curling.
24:36Oh.
24:38Yes, I do.
24:39That's such a nice curling shot.
24:40Look at the shot.
24:42She goes right to Nikki Smokes again.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Damn.
24:45Oh, she's coming hot.
24:46Ow.
24:48Oh, that's...
24:48Nice.
24:49Good.
24:50Oh, what a toss, Donnie!
24:51He's in his first contact with him.
24:53He had to think.
24:54Right at her.
24:55Oh, yeah.
24:57Oh.
24:59Oh, we got some curling.
25:00Oh.
25:01Oh.
25:02Mark Titus.
25:03Wow.
25:03Oh, my God.
25:06Oh.
25:06Oh, dude.
25:07A nice little shimmy.
25:09And he's going for a blast.
25:12He just shot him right through.
25:13Oh.
25:14Oh, my God.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:17It's over.
25:18Right.
25:18I haven't told him.
25:19Yeah, you want to tell him?
25:20Where is he?
25:20He's right here?
25:21Yeah.
25:21What's the offer?
25:22Yeah, how'd you buy Max?
25:23Let's hear it.
25:25You want to tell him?
25:27This bad boy's gonna look real good on St. Patrick's Day.
25:29You're a piece of shit.
25:30Yeah.
25:31Cause I have two.
25:32I don't need more.
25:32So, he said he would give me one of the two.
25:35I'm gonna give him one.
25:36I can't produce the other one.
25:37No, you have to.
25:39You must produce the other one.
25:40He's going to Minnesota next week.
25:41I can't get it.
25:42You have to produce the other one.
25:43You just admitted me you're going to Minnesota next week.
25:45You're a piece of shit, dude.
25:46Dude, how sick is that gonna look?
25:48How sick is that gonna look?
25:48Yeah, we're gonna go out together.
25:49We're gonna be twins.
25:50How sick is that gonna look on St. Patty's Day?
25:53I want to claim my jersey.
25:55Well, that's my property.
25:57You already have it.
25:58No, no, no, no, no.
26:00The deal is two.
26:00We have two jerseys.
26:01Two jerseys.
26:02I can't get him.
26:03I'm sorry.
26:04Yes, you can.
26:05You're going to Minnesota next week.
26:07Dude, how sick would that be?
26:09How sick is that gonna be?
26:10Donnie, you said you don't like dealing with cops.
26:12I'm gonna have to get the cops involved.
26:13That's my journey.
26:14Call the cops.
26:15I'm not, you're not, you don't get the other one.
26:18Yes, I do.
26:19Yes, I do.
26:20That was the deal.
26:21By St. Patty's Day, there will be two jerseys.
26:23Not if I have any jerseys.
26:24Yes, there will.
26:25Dude, that's gonna be so sick on patties.
26:27This will look sick on patties.
26:28This will look sick on patties.
26:28That's gonna be so sick.
26:29And it's big too?
26:30Yeah, you need a bigger one.
26:32No, no, that'll be fantastic.
26:34You do realize you have to win twice.
26:37No, don't say that.
26:39What do you mean?
26:39It's double or nothing tomorrow.
26:41Right.
26:41So if you win tomorrow, nothing happens.
26:44You can only get one back rate.
26:46Yeah, no.
26:47Mark has one, I have one.
26:48Right.
26:48If yes.
26:49He doesn't give you this jersey if you win tomorrow.
26:52Right.
26:52You get your original jersey back.
26:53Right, then you gotta win another one.
26:55Yes.
26:56If you want that one.
26:56And then you can get that jersey.
26:58But if I win tomorrow, I own all the jerseys.
27:01And then he's coming for your cross country penny.
27:02And then you're done.
27:02And then he's coming for your cross country penny.
27:05And then he's coming for your cross country penny.
27:18Oh, now you're playing with the stones.
27:20We're introducing moms.
27:20Yeah, George is probably the best stone.
27:21Are we introducing moms?
27:23Thank you, Donnie.
27:24George is the best stone.
27:25George is a good stone.
27:25Donnie, you want to introduce moms?
27:26Is that what you want to do?
27:27No.
27:27Because I would be careful with that.
27:29Listen, we got moms getting fired around here.
27:31So let's be careful.
27:32I'm just looking for pennies.
27:35Pennies.
27:43Evo, you're my rock.
27:44Fuck off, Max.
27:46I'm gonna ruin your wedding.
27:50I know that you promised a jersey to Max.
27:53I know that you tried to...
27:54I did not accept.
27:56I know you didn't accept.
27:57I did not accept.
27:57But Donnie, Donnie, I know you tried to offer a jersey to Max to throw the game today.
28:02I didn't offer Max shit.
28:03I would never do that.
28:06I know that.
28:07I know that you did that.
28:08So I don't know what he's gonna do when I beat him now and he owes me two jerseys.
28:11I don't know how he's gonna pay off.
28:13You don't know Curly.
28:14No, respectfully, you don't know Curly.
28:16I'm telling you that you do even numbers.
28:18I do even numbers.
28:19The last rock does not have anything to do with the amount around you.
28:22You don't switch back round to round.
28:23That is what...
28:24No, the last rock goes to the team that scored...
28:27You guys watched Curly for five minutes to swear Olympics, now you're at the best.
28:29No, I've watched it for decades, first of all.
28:31What you just said made you sound really sick.
28:33Even numbers!
28:33You're making an ass yourself.
28:35I love Brandon.
28:36Buddy.
28:36Shut your mouth.
28:37Buddy.
28:38No, that's not how it works.
28:40When you score...
28:41They know more than everybody else.
28:43They know more than everybody else.
28:44Let them make themselves fuckin' worse.
28:47Damn.
28:50Put a toss.
28:52Get him out.
28:53Good start.
28:55That's it.
28:56Back down.
28:57It's going to Curly.
28:58It's Curly.
28:59No...
28:59Put down!
29:00Put down!
29:04Post down!
29:05Don't put down!
29:06Get him out of here!
29:06Don't put down!
29:07E.A.R.
29:09Yep, he's out.
29:10No, he missed something.
29:21Nice, Donnie!
29:23Stop, stop!
29:26Get in! Get out!
29:30Oh, that's just...
29:31Oh, no, no!
29:33Oh, no!
29:34Oh, fuck!
29:35Foot!
29:37Foot!
29:38Foot!
29:39Foot!
29:40Foot!
29:42Foot!
29:48Hydraulics!
29:52Come on down, Rick.
29:53Come on down, Rick!
29:56I got my voice down.
29:57Fischer!
29:58Come on!
29:59Come on!
30:05Come on!
30:07Nice, Tom!
30:08Ow!
30:12Oh, that's a good hand.
30:15Pulling off.
30:16Too much speed.
30:17We gotta get new oil now.
30:20That's right.
30:24Hey, these are the scoreboards.
30:26Let's get started.
30:31Oh!
30:33Oh!
30:34Oh!
30:35Oh!
30:37Oh!
30:41Are you just really bad at ice sports?
30:43What do you think this is?
30:44It's curling.
30:45In what world is this an ice sport?
30:47You didn't play fast JV hockey and now you can't curl.
30:50I'm just reporting on what I saw.
30:52You're never gonna do it again.
30:53Oh, my God.
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