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00:14Oh, I hope my travel sickness pill starts to work so...
00:22Leave it to Nerdtron to be working on the way to a field trip.
00:25What are you making?
00:26A kiss-Jimmy's-butt robot because your neck's not long enough?
00:29No, it's a hyper-directional superconducting electromagnet.
00:33Observe.
00:35So, uh, how long have you had the braces?
00:43Ah, farmland.
00:44Source of the eggs for our breakfast table and the milk we propel out our noses.
00:49Have you ever been to a rodeo before, Ms. Fowl?
00:51Been to one? Take a gander at this!
00:56That's me!
00:57Wow, that's amazing!
01:00Yep!
01:00I was a trick-riding cat-rooping daughter of the Pecos!
01:05What made you give it up?
01:06Well, one day my horse, Wheat Derm, threw me in full gallop.
01:12I lost my nerves and packed up for teaching school the next day.
01:17Oh, the five O's on our tail, that's a good example!
01:21Hang on, children!
01:28Hey!
01:29Thank you kindly!
01:30Now, cowpokes, it gives me great pleasure to introduce my very own daughter, St. Brunch Sally, the pride of Abilene!
01:44She's amazing!
01:46She's super fire!
01:47She's so pretty, she makes the horse look plain!
01:53Yeah!
01:56Arthur!
01:57Arthur!
01:58What?
02:03Did you see that?
02:05St. Brunch Sally blew me a kiss!
02:07You?
02:08What are you, blind?
02:09She blew it to me!
02:10It was meant for me, and I can prove it using coordinate geometry with our...
02:13Look at you pathetic drool monkeys!
02:15So a girl stood on a saddle!
02:17What's the big deal?
02:18It's easy when it's sticky from horse sweat!
02:21And those boots?
02:22Hmph!
02:22Obviously domestic!
02:24I miss it all so much!
02:35Ah!
02:36Oh, uh...
02:37Hey, guys!
02:38I was just going into the stable to, uh, ask Sally how she counteracts the centrifugal force during her act!
02:44Well, um, I just came to see the ponies, and I was just going in there to look for my
02:50last thumb!
02:53Well, howdy, boys!
02:55Did y'all enjoy the rodeo?
02:57We, um, had some purely scientific questions!
02:59Fire away!
03:00Do you have a bow, fan?
03:02Sheen!
03:03Well, you boys sure do get to the point!
03:06No, I reckon I don't have a bow!
03:08It ain't easy finding someone who eats, sleeps, and breathes rodeo like I do!
03:12Thank you!
03:13Thank you!
03:29Woooow!
03:55Well, since you boys have all stopped talking,
03:58I reckon I'll go now.
03:59See you around.
04:00It was nice meeting you.
04:02Adios, caballera.
04:04Happy trails.
04:06Did you boys lose something in here?
04:08Like your dignity and self-respect?
04:12Huh?
04:12We saw the three of you crawling after that girl like rats after a dumpster cracker.
04:16Hey, we don't like girls.
04:18Yeah, especially the one in there with the sparkly eyes, her pixie nose that wrinkles when she laughs.
04:25Uh-huh, that's the one I don't like either.
04:28What a bunch of tongue-draggers.
04:30If I ever get the hots for that idiot Jimmy, just lock me up.
04:34Don't you mean if you ever get the hots for any of them?
04:37Right!
04:38Yeah, that's what I meant.
04:45Sally likes rodeo heroes.
04:47She'll adore me on the Bullerator 8000.
04:49Testing snort module.
04:53Who'd have thought I'd find an application for my electromagnet so soon?
04:58All I need now is a pair of iron mesh underwear.
05:01Got her?
05:03And I'd better bring some talcum powder.
05:10Hi there, Sally!
05:11Fancy meeting y'all here.
05:13Um, I work here.
05:15Right!
05:16Well, uh, fancy meeting me all here.
05:18You know what I forgot to mention yesterday?
05:21I am actually a world champion bull rider.
05:24Well, how brave and excitin'.
05:26And what a coincidence!
05:29Huh?
05:30Your friends forgot that they're world champion rodeo stars too!
05:34Behold!
05:34It is I, Ultra Clown!
05:37And I'm the Pig Punisher!
05:39I'm-a gonna wrestle this here, Porker!
05:42And feed his bacon to the crowd!
05:45Not really.
05:46You're on, Shane!
05:47I'll tell my daddy to add you to the show, Jimmy.
05:50Boy, you guys picked the tough ones.
05:52Apparently all I gotta do is distract some kind of animal.
05:56Well, here goes.
05:59I hope it's not a spider.
06:01I hate spiders.
06:07A leftover monkey Ace!
06:10A-a-a-a-a-a-a-of.
06:10Hm!
06:10Save the clown!
06:14Work box.
06:16Kit!
06:16Hold that, dog!
06:18Aaaahhh!
06:20What' you were saying?
06:22He's a show-biz boy.
06:23He's part of the act.
06:25Really?hthht
06:44Hey, big fella! I saw you here yesterday and you reminded me so much of here. I brought
06:53you some sugar. Oh, me and Wheat Germ, every night we'd come a-gallopin' out! I'd tip my hat and
07:02all the people would clap, maybe just one more time. And now, folks, here's Carl the
07:10Hog Rasslin' Hercules! Now, be careful, Piggy. I know you can flatten a grown man with one
07:18swing at your mighty tail. Or is that alligators?
07:23Tulsa, you want a piece of me? How does that feel there, Hob? Oh, yeah? Pop out some of
07:31this. Easy, boy. I can't! I can't do it!
07:44And now, folks, trying to stay atop 2,000-pound-a-buckin' Gordon Payne, it's the retro-veal rough-rider
07:53himself, Jimmy Neutron! This one's for you, Sally!
08:00Come on, Sally!
08:03Whoa!
08:04He-haw!
08:08Woo!
08:09Why is not piece of glue to that fire-spittin' monster?
08:12Whoa!
08:14Whoa!
08:18Boom!
08:29Jimmy, that was amazing! How'd it feel?
08:32If I'm elected Miss America, I will try to bring honor to this TR.
08:37That was nothing. Anyone can ride these showbiz bulls.
08:40Get a load of this, South girl!
08:42Shane, wait! That's not your ball!
08:45Showtime!
08:48Less pretending! Sit! Sit!
08:51Jimmy, you're his only hope. You'll have to get on Backbreaker and follow him.
08:56Backbreaker? He's the only horse fast enough.
08:58Did I mention I have a science club meeting across town, so...
09:02Someone's gotta do something!
09:04I'm a-coming, Shane! Giddy up, pig!
09:14Wait up!
09:14Weep off, Mr. Child! In trouble!
09:20Yikes!
09:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Stop it, mate! Stop it!
09:31Hey, come on!
09:34Easy, Ben, break the wall!
09:36No!
09:38You're safe now!
09:43What's not safe?
09:45Hiya!
10:13I'm alive! I'm alive!
10:16And did you see me rescue Miss Val?
10:19What?
10:21Superhuman balance and courage, huh?
10:23All he had was a super magnet under his lying butt!
10:26Jimmy, I am disappointed in you!
10:30Hey, what a coincidence! I'm disappointed in me, too!
10:33Why don't we discuss our mutual disappointment over a purple blurf?
10:37Do you believe the nerve of some boys?
10:39Some boys? How about all of them?
10:42Mm-hmm, tell me about it.
10:43I know, I think they're ridiculous. I don't even know why.
10:47I don't get it. What did we do wrong?
10:49Maybe this is why we don't like girls.
10:51Diggory, wiggory, wiggory.
10:54Who needs them?
10:55Let's go to the candy bar where we can drink purple blurp,
10:58belch the alphabet...
10:59And fart under our arms like men!
11:01Like that! Good work, Carl!
11:04Actually, that was the pig.
11:05I would've claimed it.
11:24Gentlemen, I give you the I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Oil-9000!
11:28Sucks garbage into a chamber, then mulches it into a clean burning oil substitute!
11:32See? I told you garbage could be mulched into a clean burning oil substitute!
11:36No, you didn't!
11:38Oh. Maybe I dreamed it.
11:50It works!
11:51No, no, Jimbo, I asked you to keep an eye on Goddard.
11:53I just caught him digging up Weezer's lawn gnomes again!
11:56What the...
11:57Yeah!
11:58Stay back!
11:58Whoa!
12:00Hey, hang on, Dad!
12:06That was a little too close.
12:13That's why cowboys are bone-legged.
12:16Yoo-hoo, children!
12:18Just a reminder that the big school science fair is next week,
12:21it's shaping up to be a real competition!
12:24Oh, by the way, Jimmy, when you win,
12:26try and keep your acceptance speech down to three minutes, okay?
12:28Will do!
12:32Jimmy Neutron, j'accuse!
12:34Principal Willoughby, I submit that Jimmy Neutron is too smart to compete in the science fair.
12:38W-what?
12:39You heard me!
12:40It's totally illegal and I can prove it!
12:42These charges are scandalous! My client is innocent!
12:45Ooh, a trial!
12:46I've always wanted to be a judge, and the robes...
12:49Don't get me started, okay?
12:50Well, Miss Fowle, call the court to order.
12:53The case of Vortex versus Neutron is now in session!
12:58Cindy Vortex, present your case.
13:00Thank you, Your Honor.
13:01Fellow classmates, I ask you, do you have the faintest hope of winning this year's science fair?
13:06No!
13:07And who do you think will win the science fair?
13:09Jimmy!
13:10And what makes you think that?
13:12Well, he's won the last three and he's a total genius!
13:16Precisely!
13:17Which is why I submit that this so-called science fair is anything but...
13:22I object!
13:22You're out of order!
13:23No, you're out of order!
13:25This court's out of order!
13:26The soda machine in the gym is out of order!
13:30You're out of order!
13:31You're out of order!
13:32This line represents the potential of kids who have never won a science fair.
13:35While this line shows the potential of those who have...
13:38It's a competition!
13:39I'm supposed to build the best stuff I can!
13:41Condemning the rest of us to lives of failure and desperation!
13:45Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit that you have no choice but to ban this brain and ease
13:50our pain!
13:51The prosecution rests...
13:55Defense, present your case!
13:58Huh?
13:58Oh.
14:01Shane!
14:02Call me as a witness!
14:03That's just what they're expecting!
14:05I call Carl Weezer as a witness!
14:08What?
14:08Mr. Weezer!
14:09State your name, please!
14:10Carl Weezer?
14:12A likely story!
14:13Where were you on the 9 and 16?
14:14Uh, I don't remember!
14:16You don't remember?
14:16Or you don't want to remember?
14:18Answer the question!
14:19Which question?
14:20The question you dare not answer!
14:22Stop!
14:22Stop!
14:23I don't want to go to prison!
14:25Stripes make me look hippie!
14:27This is a travesty of justice!
14:28You're right.
14:29Plus, it's almost lunchtime.
14:30The court finds in favor of Cindy Vortex!
14:33Wh-what?
14:34Why?
14:34Because her rhyme was so catchy!
14:36Ban this brain and ease our pain!
14:38Oh, I love that!
14:40Jimmy's out of the science fair.
14:41Case closed.
14:48Hey, Jimbo!
14:50Why so glum, sport?
14:51Aw, they banned me from the school science fair!
14:53Really?
14:54What a coincidence!
14:55You know, I was banned from the science fair when I was your age!
14:58They said burping the periodic table of elements, alien, oxygen, wasn't real science!
15:04Well, they said the same thing about leeching once!
15:06What's the point of being smart if you can't be the best?
15:15Thank you, thank you!
15:17Joining me in judging today's science fair contestants will be the candy bar's own Sam Meldick!
15:22Just buy something and get out!
15:24And our very own gateway to Hollywood, Corky Shibatsu!
15:29You all superstars!
15:32And I guess that's it!
15:33Ready or not, here we come!
15:36Isn't it heaven without Neutron here, Libby?
15:39Now I can totally wipe the floor with the competition!
15:43Well, that is, unless you win with your highly cool invention of, um, what is it again?
15:49A mood CD player.
15:51It detects your mood by measuring skin temperature, then chooses a CD magic!
15:54Ooh, let me try!
15:56You're my candy girl!
15:58Looking so sweet in your candy!
16:00Ooh!
16:01Can't even hear you!
16:02I caught up my ears!
16:03Life is like an egg!
16:04Smash the power by savage lunch?
16:07Ahem!
16:07Meet F. Scott Iguana!
16:09Just place him on the keyboard in full view of this juicy cricket,
16:12and pretty soon his nine hunger will force him to write the great American novel!
16:23Gentlemen and ladies, are you tired of spending hours in the kitchen mashing potatoes?
16:29I know I am!
16:31Well, those days are over, thanks to Carl's Mash-O-Matic!
16:35Just place the spud in the hole, shake up the thrurp, and let science do the rest!
16:58Neutron, why are you even here?
17:00You were banned, remember?
17:01I know!
17:02I just couldn't stay away!
17:04I missed the smells, the sounds, the certainty of victory!
17:08You keep your memories and I'll keep first prize!
17:11Now get lost!
17:12The judges are coming!
17:15Hey!
17:16It's your circuit breaker!
17:17Here, just let me...
17:18Now get away!
17:19I'm perfectly capable of fixing my own invention!
17:25Oh!
17:26Okay, fix it!
17:27Hurry!
17:33The sweat sock transmogrifier!
17:35Super crazy!
17:36How does it work?
17:38Um...
17:39Old sweat socks go in here and...
17:45Voila!
17:46They're combined into a new sweater!
17:48Now I can work my sweat socks back into my ensemble!
17:52Yeah!
17:52Well, judges, I think we know who's getting first prize this year!
17:56Congratulations, Cindy!
17:57Thanks!
17:58I thought victory would be sweet, but it feels all wrong.
18:01What's the point of winning if I can't beat Neutron?
18:05You're saying you miss Jimmy?
18:06No!
18:07I don't miss him!
18:08I'm missing you so bad!
18:11Oh!
18:11Who asked you?
18:17And so, first prize for this year's science fair goes to...
18:21Stop the yudging!
18:23Which one of you is Jimmy Neutron by Kringle?
18:27I am.
18:28Who are you?
18:28Lars Svensson from Sweden!
18:31And you've won this year's junior Nobel Prize for your...
18:34I can't believe it's not oil machine!
18:37I can explain, son!
18:38You see, you were feeling so glum about not being in the science fair,
18:42that I sent your blueprints to the Nobel Prize, folks!
18:45Whoa!
18:46Whoa!
18:46Hold up there, pally!
18:48I don't see any of Genius Boy's inventions anywhere!
18:50But it's right outside!
18:52It is?
18:58Okay, Jimmy.
18:59Fire up that machine and make us all proud and tingly.
19:20Oh!
19:20Oh!
19:28My!
19:37It's illegal!
19:41Oh!
19:43Oh!
19:43Unfortunately, Jimmy got the big boot-a-rooney from the fair, so the winner is since...
19:48Wait! Wait!
19:49Bumby makes sense, too!
19:50You forget to be judging my instant Mud Hut Maker!
19:54Mud and Donkey-Dum go here?
19:56Bricks come out here!
19:59Now begins a portion of badness.
20:20Jimmy, hit the fuel switch!
20:23I can't!
20:24If I let gold a mulching break, everyone will be turned into oil!
20:28Sandy, you've got to do something!
20:31Why?
20:31It's about time Neutron took the ball for once.
20:34But everyone will be mulched!
20:35That's true.
20:37Oh, this is a real poser.
20:38Well, if Willoughby's mulched, so is your trophy.
20:41Everyone, listen up!
20:42Grab your inventions and get back here on the double!
20:47Come on! Move it! Move it! Move it!
20:49Carl, shoot a potato into the tailpipe.
20:52Sheen, throw your starving iguana at the control box.
20:54Right!
21:01Lizzie, fire all your CDs at the containment chamber!
21:07Okay, we're clear!
21:16I can't believe it's not oil!
21:18I can't believe you're not in jail!
21:21Well, this changes everything.
21:24Judges?
21:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:27I think you're right, Kim.
21:28Okay, first prize goes to everyone whose inventions helped stop Jimmy's death machine!
21:33Carl, Sheen, and Libby, come on down!
21:36Ooh, yeah!
21:37I never won nothing!
21:39But, but I gave them all positive direction!
21:42I, I deserve to be rewarded, too!
21:44You were, Cindy.
21:45You saved a lot of people from being crunched into low-cost fuel.
21:48And isn't that the best reward of all?
21:53Don't worry, Jimmy.
21:54I saw everything.
21:55We'll see you in court!
21:57Don't make me habeas your corpus!
21:59I, I, I, I, I!
22:02Anyone seen an iguana?
22:29E.
22:48christian
22:49Got a blast!