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00:26It's a beautiful night for a stroll, eh, Carl?
00:28Oh, yeah, sure is, Jimmy.
00:32Um, listen, why am I wearing a crash helmet and a parachute?
00:36Because you get to test the Neutron Catastrophic Simulation Escape System.
00:41Really? Oh, thanks a lot, Jimmy.
00:45Now, when you say the word catastrophic...
00:48No, it's catastrophic simulation, Carl. It's different.
00:53I don't get it.
00:55Just press that button, and all your questions will be answered.
00:58Hey, that guy kind of looks like me.
01:03So I...
01:06Hey, Carl! Carl! You left your pants?
01:10Pants? Oh, no!
01:15I gotta go home and pick up my room before my mom sees that I...
01:18James Isaac Neutron!
01:19How many times have I told you to pick up your pants?
01:23Well, I know just the dog who can answer that, Mom.
01:29Got it. Access maternal reprimand data, cross-reference, pants.
01:34Jimmy! Pick up your pants, please.
01:36Uh, Jimmy, pick up your pants. Pick up your pants. Pants.
01:39Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, pick them up. Jimmy! Pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:43Jimmy, your pants!
01:43I rest my case.
01:46Okay. No more Mrs. Nice Mom.
01:50Uh, hi, Mrs. Neutron. I was just floating by, and I thought I'd drop in.
01:57Hello, Carl. You, young man, are going to be punished.
02:01You will not be going to the movies with your friends after school tomorrow.
02:04Aw, but, Mom!
02:06It's the new science fiction kung fu action-buddy comedy sequel
02:09to last summer's box office smash
02:11based on an old TV show we've never heard of.
02:14I have to see it!
02:15Sorry, Jimmy.
02:16Mom, I'll be the only kid in the world who doesn't see it.
02:19Think of all the pop culture references I'll never understand.
02:22I'll be an outcast. A loner!
02:25I'll... I'll be shunned from civilized society!
02:29Please, no! It's not my fault!
02:32My mom just wouldn't let me go to the movies!
02:36I'm gonna miss him.
02:37You have to learn to pick up your pants.
02:40Remember, pants don't pick themselves up.
02:43Pants don't pick themselves up.
02:45Pants don't pick themselves up.
02:47Pants don't pick themselves up.
02:50Carl, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful experiment.
03:00With a nanochip installed in my pants, they'll put themselves away.
03:05Mmm, nanochips!
03:07Oh, wait, are those the spicy ranch kind?
03:10My mom says I can't eat those,
03:12because the hiatal hernia I have is exacerbated by...
03:15No, no, no.
03:15Nanochips are microscopic supercomputers
03:18capable of artificial intelligence.
03:19Oh!
03:22Why don't you just pick up your pants and hang them up yourself, Jim?
03:25Oh, Carl, I'm a scientist.
03:27I have more important things to do than pick up pants.
03:30Oh, but Jimmy, it's easy and it's fun.
03:33You know sometimes I do it for hours.
03:36Folding and hanging and...
03:38You know I even made up a song.
03:39It's called...
03:41Folding and hanging?
03:42I could teach it to you.
03:47Folding and hanging...
03:50I'm fine!
03:51Oh, my.
03:52Carl!
03:52Carl!
03:53Carl!
03:54Isn't the Wonderful World of Llamas show gonna be on pretty soon?
03:57Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me.
03:59I better go home.
04:00Um, tonight's episode is Bahama Llama.
04:03Oh, I don't wanna miss that!
04:04Hey, does time fly when you're folding and hanging or what?
04:07Bye, Jim!
04:08Bye!
04:09Bye, Carl!
04:10Hey!
04:12Jimbo!
04:13Hey, Jim Jam.
04:14I was just in the neighborhood
04:16and wanted to have a little chit-chat with you about this...
04:19pants business.
04:21You know, son, believe it or not,
04:22there was a time when I myself used to leave my pants on the floor.
04:26And then one day, I...
04:27I picked them up and, well, the rest is history, son!
04:31Speaking of history, just think of our founding fathers
04:33had left their pants on the floor, huh?
04:35What if Attila the Hodden hadn't picked up his pants?
04:38Well, not Luke Skywalker, your hero, I'll tell ya!
04:40The forest was with that guy's pants!
04:43I'm glad I've cleared that up for you, son.
04:46Buh-bye.
04:47Whoops-a-daisy!
04:48Barn door's open!
04:49As Goddard is my witness,
04:51I'll never pick up pants again.
04:56Lady and gentlemen!
04:59Mom and Dad!
05:00Through the miracle of neutron nanotechnology,
05:03I present...
05:04Smart pants!
05:10Ha-ha-ha!
05:11Very good, son!
05:13That's wonderful!
05:14I don't know how you figured that...
05:16My little talk with Jimmy paid off!
05:19I should write a book.
05:21I think I will, and I'm gonna call it
05:23My Little Talk with Jimmy paid off!
05:25Now, something this impressive surely deserves the cancellation
05:28of the cruel and unusual punishment
05:30of not being able to go to the movies.
05:34Well...
05:34Your pants did get put away.
05:37All right.
05:38Zingo!
05:39Let's have pie!
06:04Hey, Cindy.
06:05What's up, girlfriend?
06:06Hey, Libby.
06:07Monday, 7.59 a.m.
06:10No sign of Neutron.
06:12And give my report in peace.
06:15You are one obsessed chick.
06:17Hey, guys, why is today like no other day, huh, you ask?
06:22Because I brought a new Ultra Lord action figure.
06:28You bring one of those every day, Ultra Loser.
06:31Well, well, Miss Maiden of Wrongness.
06:33Evidently, you are not aware that this is the Ultra Lord action figure number three with factory gender error.
06:42Should I wear this dress to the prom?
06:44And now, let us welcome geek number two, the Static Clean King.
06:50Hey, guys. Guess who did his own laundry this morning?
06:56You?
06:57Got that right, girlfriend.
06:59Cool, Carl. I wish I had a balloon to stick to you.
07:03Ow.
07:05That hurt.
07:09Hey, no cuts, Neutron.
07:12Care to try out my new solar-powered jetpack backpack?
07:16Hmm, let me think.
07:17Um, no. I'd rather eat a snail.
07:29Another Neutron special.
07:37Look! Oh, my stars and garters!
07:41Nice to see your bright and shiny faces.
07:46Are your reports ready?
07:48Yes, Miss Fowl. And wait till you hear mine.
07:51It'll be the best.
07:55Origami.
07:56The ancient art of Japanese paper folding.
07:59I will be making the most difficult of all origami sculptures.
08:03A snow monkey.
08:04Actually, paper folding originated in China.
08:07Riding a flying dragon.
08:09In the second century A.D.
08:11While drinking tea.
08:12And was brought to Japan.
08:13On a ladder.
08:14In the sixth century.
08:16In December.
08:16Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy were doing this report together.
08:21We're not.
08:26Yes, Jimmy?
08:28I, um, I sense a disturbance in my pants, ma'am.
08:33Jimmy, if you need to go to the bar, I can give you a hall pass.
08:39Negative.
08:40Miss Fowl, the nanochips in my pants are making me do this.
08:43The spicy ranch kind.
08:45I love those.
08:47Hey, I'm backin' up here.
08:50Jimmy's dinner is at him, too.
08:52They're much better than Cindy.
08:54We're cutting out special effects.
08:56You can't even see the wires of the blue screen.
08:58It's amazing.
08:59All right, Jimmy.
09:00Woo-hoo.
09:03Neutron, you big show-off.
09:05You had to make everybody look at you,
09:07Mr. Big Science Smart Guy.
09:09No, I didn't.
09:10I installed a nanochip in my pants
09:12so they'd pick themselves up and then...
09:16They seem to be developing advanced braneal capacity.
09:26Neutron, you've got five seconds to tell me what's going on.
09:30It would take five hours to accurately explain it to you, Vortex.
09:34Start explaining, Neutron.
09:36You're getting very, very silly.
09:40Jimmy, my mom doesn't allow me to do the twist.
09:44Whoa, whoa, I've got it under control.
09:47I'll just remove and disable the nanochip,
09:49then it'll stop.
09:50Neutron, as soon as I stop limboing,
09:54I'm kicking your butt.
09:55Woo-hoo, I made it.
09:57Everything's under control.
10:00Strike that last statement.
10:04Hey, that's great, Jimmy.
10:05What a guy.
10:07I see London.
10:08I see France.
10:09You got really good eyesight.
10:13Woo-hoo!
10:18I'm not sure, but this is probably the most embarrassing moment
10:22of our short lives.
10:23On the other hand,
10:25you all get to see my Ultra Lord underwear.
10:27Limited edition with Ultra Auto Fly glow-in-the-dark,
10:30only available in Japan.
10:32Oh, my gosh.
10:34I like heavy pimples.
10:36A pimple?
10:36Where?
10:37They're plastic.
10:38You don't get pimples.
10:40Neutron, prepare to face the wrath of Vortex.
10:43Brain check.
10:44Carl, Sheen, we must adjourn to my lab immediately.
10:46And what am I supposed to do?
10:48Uh, you could sing the folding and hanging song.
10:52I'm falling on my way to...
11:00How about a little kissy or a little fishy?
11:03Well, I was a fishy,
11:05but now I'm more of a raw slice of fish flesh.
11:08Better hurry.
11:09Slowly, the bacteria will set in,
11:11and I'll be unfit to touch, let alone kiss.
11:13Come on.
11:14Jimmy, where are your pants?
11:16Oh, pants.
11:18Excellent question, Mom.
11:20Um, it's a new fashion movement.
11:23The no-pants look.
11:24Yeah, everybody at school is wearing...
11:26Well, I mean, they're not wearing...
11:28Well, what I mean is...
11:29Jimmy, it looks ridiculous.
11:30Now, now, sugar booger.
11:32All the kids have their crazy fashion.
11:35Well, one of the greatest memories of my youth
11:38was my bell-bottom moo-moo.
11:39I'm telling you, I dig the no-pants look.
11:45With my new-tronic eye in the sky,
11:47I can locate our runaway pants.
11:52If I'm correct,
11:54and I'm correct 89.23% of the time,
11:56my pants are seeking even more pants to control.
12:00Oh, the house of blue pants.
12:02Oh, I love that place.
12:04It used to be the house of blue lederhosen,
12:07but, of course, that appeals to a very small market.
12:10Oh, Carl, there's over a million pants in there.
12:13See, if my pants get control of those pants,
12:15well, we could end up living in...
12:17London, France?
12:19A world ruled by pants.
12:21Gentlemen, it's up to us to stop this insanity.
12:25Us?
12:26Well, mostly me.
12:28In fact, 100% me.
12:30All right, that's good.
12:33Time to save the world!
12:48I've got to stop my pants
12:50before they recruit more pants
12:52and take over the world.
12:53Gee, Jimmy, if you just hung up your pants,
12:56none of this would be happening.
12:57Carl's right.
12:58Why are you so lazy, Jimmy?
12:59I had to take a look at him.
13:01I suggest we refrain from communication
13:02until we reach our destination.
13:05Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy,
13:06that's the way I wish I would be
13:09in the back of town.
13:10Say I'm coming along.
13:12Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy,
13:14do the best to do the people's job.
13:16And I bet all I need
13:18it's Jimmy Neutron time.
13:22Hey, Jimmy,
13:24can I go play with my pants?
13:25No, no, Carl.
13:27Your pants may look playful now,
13:29but deep down in their pockets,
13:30they are pure evil.
13:34Oh, no.
13:35I'd have some gum in my pants pocket.
13:37Is it evil, too?
13:38If I chew it later, will I be evil?
13:39If I blow a bubble,
13:40I won't be an evil bubble!
13:41Sheen, not to worry.
13:43Everything will be taken care of
13:45with a little something
13:46I like to call
13:48the pant eliminator.
13:51I've equipped it
13:52with atomic-powered pants
13:53seeking clothespin missiles.
13:55These will get our pants back,
13:56we'll remove the nanochip,
13:58and problem solve.
13:59Cindy's pants are going down!
14:07Sheen, your pants
14:08are gonna get pinned.
14:09Can you do it in slow motion?
14:16I'm my allegiance to my pants.
14:18Now we have to find your pants, Carl.
14:24My pants can run,
14:26but they can't hide.
14:39I feel like a new man.
14:41Oh, the freedom.
14:42The comfort.
14:43The gentle, wafting breeze.
14:47Howdy, neighbor!
14:48Hey, I got two words for you.
14:51No pants!
14:53Yes, it's the fabulous fashion sensation
14:56that's sweeping the nation,
14:57so gather round and pull them down!
15:03Or you can go home and do it.
15:05That's fine, too.
15:07Doesn't matter.
15:08Hey, good luck and welcome to the fold!
15:11You boom-hunt neutron!
15:12Honey, hold on.
15:13Come in here this instant!
15:15Just give me a brief moment, honey.
15:16No, honey, in now.
15:17I'm just inviting people
15:18to our pants off later on.
15:19Pie!
15:20Coming!
15:25Must stop pants.
15:34My pants are infecting the other pants!
15:37This is definitely not good.
15:39What can you say at a time like this?
15:42I am, like, so embarrassed.
15:44I think Ricky likes me.
15:46Ultra Lord has spoken.
15:48Neutron, I want my pants now,
15:51or I'm gonna sue you.
15:52I'm afraid we've got a bigger problem
15:54at the moment.
16:02Oh, no!
16:04They're planning a full-scale pants invasion!
16:07This is just like Ultra Lord
16:08versus Robofeet Special Edition
16:10with 17 seconds of new material!
16:12And what a 17 seconds it was!
16:15Listen, Neutron,
16:16I'm a girl with looks and brains
16:18and big plans for my future,
16:20and they don't include
16:21living in a world ruled by pants!
16:23Do something!
16:25No time to get to the lab.
16:26I have to make do
16:27with the resources at hand.
16:39Kel, look!
16:40What?
16:41What is it?
16:42Oh, my, it looks like a homage
16:43to Alfred Hitchcock's movie
16:45The Birds!
16:45Do you think this could possibly
16:47have anything to do
16:48with Jimmy's self-folding pants?
16:56Hey, kid!
16:57What do you think you're doing?
16:58Sorry, Lucky Joe,
16:59if that is your real name,
17:01but I've got to take out
17:02some pants who want to
17:03take over the world.
17:05What are a bunch of stupid pants
17:06going to do, hey?
17:15Jimmy, I know you're kind of busy,
17:18but, um...
17:19Help!
17:21Okay, pants,
17:22let's see how you like
17:23a little taste of a Neutron
17:25starch bomb.
17:31I can keep this up all day,
17:33Neutron!
17:34But you're welcome
17:35to jump in
17:36any time you want to!
17:38Hoorayla!
17:39Get dressed,
17:40pants!
17:44I've got that one,
17:46and that one,
17:46and that one,
17:47my cat chewed that one,
17:48but I got it!
17:49And all those,
17:49and that one,
17:50and I'm missing a helmet
17:51on that one.
17:51My mom has that one
17:52on layaway.
17:53How about a little
17:53fabric softener,
17:54guys?
17:58Wow!
18:00That stuff really works!
18:04You know,
18:05Jimmy does some
18:06pretty amazing things,
18:07doesn't he?
18:08Please,
18:08I could be just as amazing
18:10if my head
18:10was the size of Texas.
18:12My uncle's from Texas!
18:15So,
18:16you and your little
18:17patsy-wancy friends
18:18thought you could
18:19take over the world,
18:20huh?
18:20Well, you didn't know
18:21you'd have to deal
18:22with Hugh Neutron,
18:23did you?
18:24So talk.
18:26Ha-ha!
18:26You can't talk,
18:27can you?
18:28You know why?
18:29Because you're pants!
18:31So zip it!
18:32Hugh,
18:32look!
18:33The Retroville
18:34pants invasion continues.
18:36Our only hope
18:37seems to be
18:38a little boy
18:38with an extremely
18:39large head
18:40and an outrageously
18:41tall hairdo.
18:42Ooh,
18:43he looks oddly familiar.
18:45You know,
18:46Sugar Booger,
18:47they're right.
18:47Television is
18:48pretty violent.
18:49Come on, Hugh.
18:50We're going downtown.
18:51We're getting pie?
18:52To get our son!
18:54And put on your pants.
18:56Can do!
18:57My pants are getting
18:58more powerful
18:59by the second
19:00and I'm out of weapons.
19:02Think,
19:02think,
19:03think!
19:10Brain Blast!
19:12If I can create
19:13a colossal amount
19:14of static cling,
19:15I can capture my pants,
19:16destroy the nanochip,
19:18and still have time
19:19to get to the movies.
19:20But where can I get
19:22that much static?
19:23Cheese World?
19:25Rug World?
19:26Mime World?
19:28Rug World!
19:29That's it!
19:31Roll out the red carpet!
19:42That's it!
19:46Roll out the red carpet!
19:48Roll out the red carpet!
19:50Wah, wah, wah!
20:01Wah, wah, wah, wah!
20:08Ah!
20:32Stop it!
20:38So, Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero.
20:42Well, Cindy, you know, it's just all...
20:44That was your stupid fault all this happened!
20:47I'm watching you, big brain.
20:51Oh, I'm left speechless.
20:53Ultra Lord, would you care to retort?
20:55My new pumps are, like, so cool!
20:57I could just about die!
20:59That's just what I was thinking.
21:00I missed you, Pants.
21:02It's so good to be back inside.
21:05Can we go to the movies now, Jimmy?
21:07Okay, last one there.
21:08Buy the candy!
21:10James Isaac Neutron, you made this mess,
21:13and you are not going anywhere
21:15until you pick up these pants.
21:18Mom!
21:19Mom!
21:20Mom!
21:20Mom?