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00:00Oh
00:14Heavens to Harvey Fierstein. This isn't the Pomona Bypass. Willoughby you dink. I told you turn left in the pants
00:21outfit
00:22I'm frightened and nauseated. Where are we? We're in hyperspace where no teacher has gone before
00:32Idea who's responsible for this
00:39What my ears you may have noticed that miss foul isn't here this morning
00:45Shouldn't have returned from the learner palooza conference by now. Thanks to my new hyper chip
00:50None of our teachers will be back for an entire week
00:54Let's watch drama videos
01:00Let's party
01:03Festival festival
01:07Neutron what did you do to our teachers all I did was send them on a little side trip through
01:12hyperspace
01:12They'll be back in a week safe and sound
01:16No teachers
01:17No teachers no teachers
01:19Spread the word people school's out
01:24King of the world
01:30Coming through watch it
01:33What's wrong with my rocket board
01:38Mom you are so grounded mister
01:42She's right Jimbo
01:43I'm afraid your senseless reign of carnage is over
01:46Hi Jimmy you said to spread the word so I told our parents
01:52You bring your teachers back
01:54You bring your teachers back this instant
01:55I can't they're pre-programmed to come back in a week
01:58Then we will have to round these children up ourselves
02:01Kids
02:02Oh kids
02:03Allow me
02:05Quiet
02:10Children please go to your classrooms
02:13Until miss foul and the others return
02:15We parents will be filling in as substitute teachers
02:22Substitute teachers
02:23Good idea judy the kids shouldn't miss one precious day of education
02:27Mom Dad you can't do this
02:29It'll be totally embarrassing
02:31Don't be silly Jimbo
02:32Your mother would never dream of embarrassing you
02:35No
02:37No no we don't want to be a mr. smudgy face do we
02:43Mr. smudgy face talk about being stripped of all dignity
02:47Your turn butch
02:51I've lived too long
02:52I'm maxed again
02:55This couldn't get more humiliating
02:57Before we go on let's look at Jimmy's baby pictures
03:05Hi
03:07Kids as Carl is now demonstrating germ-free back skin begins at home
03:12Harder son you show those germs who's boss
03:16Hey Carl can you come over and wash my parents?
03:20Now now kids
03:21My Carl knows that good health and hygiene is nothing to be ashamed of
03:25Right son? Right dad
03:27Great now let's show them how to land some boil
03:34Remember kids working with wood can be a great family activity
03:38My son chin and I made these pretty dollies together in our spare time
03:43Dad they're not dollies they're action play companions
03:47Some nights instead of TV
03:48Chin will pretend to be the little girl doll
03:51And I'll be her magic flying pony
03:56Don't be sad Chin
03:57Let's fly away to happy rainbow mountain
04:03Kids the book my wife gave me says the gym class should build self-esteem
04:08So everyone turn around and hug your neighbor
04:10Oh
04:12Go on Jimbo hug your little men friends
04:14Dad I'm not hugging anyone
04:17Don't make me blow this whistle young man
04:19No no no not the whistle
04:23All right all right
04:28Okie dokie let's move on to the trust exercises
04:36Could our parents have embarrassed us more today?
04:39What's wrong Carl?
04:41Is my seven layer soy mulch too tough?
04:43Let mommy pre-chew it for you
04:55I mean gross!
04:57You boys enjoy!
04:59I can't take it anymore!
05:01I actually wish we had our old teachers back!
05:03Are you gonna finish your soy mulch?
05:07Parents wanna be substitute teachers huh?
05:09Well I say it's time to sink some subs!
05:17Elbow! Elbow!
05:18Keep searching everyone!
05:20We're looking for some type of shiny blinky sciency gizmo!
05:24Do they have restrooms in hyperspace?
05:26I'm keeping any change I find!
05:30Almost done Goddard!
05:31The secret weapon that'll make our parents run screaming from the school
05:35I call it rebellion
05:36It's a concentrated version of the hormone that makes kids challenge authority
05:41One whiff of this and they'll run amok
05:43Faced with such sheer raw mayhem
05:45The parents will be forced to bail
05:52Jimmy!
05:57Carl and I have decided to run away and join the carny circuit
06:00You in?
06:00You won't need to Sheen
06:02I've got the answer to our problems right here
06:04Jimmy!
06:05Ow!
06:06What have you got there?
06:08Uh-oh
06:08Is that one of your experiments?
06:11Bring it up!
06:13Busted!
06:14You know you're still grounded from doing science
06:17B-b-bomb!
06:18No buts!
06:19You march off to your next class
06:21I'm going to keep this in a safe place
06:25Neutron, this coffee you made is absolutely delicious!
06:29Thanks!
06:30But my secret ingredient is the low-cal sweetener Judy Brow
06:32Phew!
06:33That's not low-cal sweetener!
06:35That's the bottle I took from Jimmy this morning!
06:37Well it tastes marvelous!
06:40Si!
06:41So robusto!
06:43Oh dear!
06:45Guys, we've got to get back that hormone bottle
06:48It could be highly toxic to adults!
06:53I'm sick of all the rules around here, man!
06:56This place is totally bogus!
06:58I told you not to come into my room!
07:00Whatever!
07:00You're not the boss of me!
07:02Oh no!
07:03They've been exposed to the hormone!
07:05Guys, try to calm your parents down!
07:15Mom! Dad!
07:16Stop shooting those spitballs right now!
07:18Who's gonna make us?
07:19U as F!
07:22Ah!
07:23No!
07:23Hey, don't!
07:24Give me that!
07:25Dad, stop!
07:26You just can't take people's stuff!
07:28You're about to get served, chumps!
07:45Dad, I'm warning you!
07:46Behave yourself!
07:47Joe can't tell me what to do!
07:49Stop trying to ruin my life!
07:57That was terrible!
07:58It's no use!
07:59We've looked everywhere!
08:01Ugh!
08:01And it's getting musty in here!
08:03Coach Gruber, could you grab a fresh stick of pine scent
08:05from the glove compartment?
08:09Hey!
08:09What the heck is this?
08:11One of Jimmy's gadgets!
08:12I know we'd find it!
08:15What happens if you press this button?
08:21What happens if you press this button?
08:23Let's trash this play!
08:25Yeah!
08:25Food fight!
08:27Guys, stop!
08:28You've gotta listen!
08:29You've been exposed to a concentrated hormone!
08:31If you don't calm down, it could damage your entire endocrine system!
08:35Hmm.
08:36What do you think, Jude?
08:38Get it!
08:39Get it!
08:40Get it!
08:40Get it!
08:40Sit down, people!
08:42You don't want this on your permanent record, do you?
08:53Jimmy, I'd like a word with you!
08:56Guys, you've gotta get these parents under control!
08:59They're loopy and they need medical attention!
09:01You can't control us!
09:02No way!
09:03You're totally lame!
09:05Parents rebelling against teachers?
09:07Has the world gone mad?
09:09Folks, I think someone needs some discipline.
09:11Good thing I stocked up on teaching aids at the conference.
09:14Like these eraser nunchucks!
09:17Hey!
09:20Hey!
09:24Ow!
09:25I run!
09:27And I'm glad I picked up this crate of dodgeballs!
09:29Look out!
09:30Ow!
09:30My new high carb pancake recipe should make them slow and lethargic!
09:38Whoa!
09:39How about you, old woman?
09:41What do you bring to the party?
09:42Young man!
09:43In 74 years of teaching, the only thing I've ever needed is my piercing educator skunk eye!
09:53No!
09:53Not the skunk eye!
09:55Don't look at me!
09:56Back!
09:57Back, I say!
09:58No!
09:58Come on!
09:59Come on!
09:59Come on!
10:00Come on!
10:00Come on!
10:00Come on!
10:01Come on!
10:03Come on!
10:08Good job, everyone!
10:10Our parents should be back to normal just as soon as they wake up!
10:12Thank heavens for that!
10:14As for you, young man, we found your little hyperspace gizmo!
10:19It'll never happen again!
10:21In fact, I've learned a valuable lesson about the importance of our teaching professionals!
10:27You're still getting 900 days detention!
10:30And no soup on Soup Tuesday!
10:32In fact, drop and give me 40 maggot right now!
10:37But you're not the boss of me!
10:40Double time, Neutron!
10:56And then in the library, Neutron's foot hit mine, so I tapped his foot back and he kicked
11:01mine again!
11:01I think we were playing footsie!
11:03Promise you won't tell anyone!
11:04Of course!
11:05You know how I respect people's privacy!
11:07So what are the guys doing now?
11:10Um...
11:11They're up to something!
11:25I'm locked onto the evening news video feed!
11:32You're on!
11:35Yes...
11:36Hello!
11:37This just in!
11:38I'm not wearing pants under this desk!
11:40Repeat!
11:41I'm not wearing pants!
11:43Um...
11:44Hi!
11:44Who wants to see my head spin around?
11:49Well, that's odd!
11:51I don't remember the weather lady being quite so...hideous!
11:54Come on, Anchorman!
11:55Spin your head with me!
11:57Whee!
11:59Whee!
12:00Whee!
12:00Whee!
12:00We're spinning our heads!
12:01Spin our heads!
12:07We're in a lot of trouble.
12:23I'm going to make you boys superstars!
12:25Huh?
12:26What?
12:27I saw your crazy news show!
12:29I want to produce a kids evening news starring you boys!
12:32Huh?
12:33What?
12:34But we don't know anything about doing the news!
12:36That's what makes it so crazy fresh!
12:38You are my Anchorman!
12:40You with the spots!
12:41Round Boy does weather!
12:42You're rewarding these chowder heads for hacking into the news!
12:45You can be called Anchor!
12:46I mean, can I do a gossip segment?
12:49Extra crazy!
12:50You all star tonight!
12:51Ciao!
12:54What?
12:57Welcome to Kids Evening News with Jimmy Neutron and Cindy Vortex!
13:02Carl Weezer on weather!
13:03Sheen Estevez on sports!
13:05And Libby Fulfax with Da Word!
13:10Good evening!
13:11I'm Jimmy Neutron, here now with the news!
13:13Tragedy struck Retroville today as local boy Nick Dean broke his leg for the 15th time this year!
13:19Nick is expected to make a full recovery, then break his leg again soon after! Cindy?
13:23Foreign exchange student, Bulby Strovanovsky, officially entered the Miss Retroville Beauty Pageant today!
13:28Asked to explain his action, Mr. Strovanovsky replied,
13:32Bulby pretty! Bulby win pageant! Good!
13:35Jimmy?
13:36Butch Bukowski was today awarded the Bully of the Year Award from the Juvenile Delinquent Society!
13:41In a tear-filled speech, Bukowski accepted the award, then used it to beat his hosts about the head, neck
13:46and chest!
13:46And now, let's go to the always jolly Dr. Carl in the Weather Center!
13:50Carl?
13:51Hello, Retroville!
13:54I hope you had a scrumptilious day!
13:56Let's wish a big ol' happy birthday to old lady Nussbaum, who turns 102 today!
14:03Here's a nice big weather center hug from Dr. Carl!
14:07Just tell us the weather!
14:11Tomorrow's Weezer weather?
14:12You better grab your sombrero, mi amigo!
14:17Cause it's gonna be as hot as Mexico!
14:20Da-da-da-da-da-da!
14:22Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
14:23Da-da-da-da-da-da!
14:24Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
14:25Ow!
14:25My scapula!
14:27Thanks, Dr. Carl!
14:28Now here's Sheen with the sports!
14:30Evening sports fans!
14:32Today Oleander and Ike faced off against each other in varsity wrestling!
14:35Let's go to the videotape!
14:38Right, no videotape.
14:39Let's go to the action figures!
14:41Oleander puts Ike into half Nelson!
14:43Then Ike kicks him in the shins!
14:44Bam, boom, bam!
14:46I've never seen anyone take this much punishment!
14:48Wait!
14:48What's this?
14:49Ike is burping in Oleander's face!
14:52Oleander is passing out!
14:53Ike just might go all the way!
14:56Whoa!
14:57Now here's Libby!
14:59Ow!
15:00Ah!
15:01What's up, y'all?
15:02This is Libby with the word.
15:05Well, it seems a certain big-headed genius has been playing footsie in the library with a blonde colleague.
15:10Looks like this love-hate relationship is turning into all love all the time.
15:15Check it out!
15:16Everybody's talking about a certain someone with the initial CW
15:19who had toilet paper hanging off his shoe all day today!
15:24P.S.
15:25He still doesn't know!
15:28Check it out!
15:32Ow!
15:33Dang!
15:34What hyperactive cutie has been worrying pals by talking to an imaginary hand puppet?
15:39Here's a hint!
15:40His name rhymes with Bean!
15:46Well, I'm out of time!
15:47See you tomorrow on The Word!
15:51G-Good night!
15:52And thanks for watching!
15:54Cut!
15:55Libby!
15:56You just violated like ten people's privacy!
15:58I thought you were all down with my doing gossip!
16:00Not when it's about me!
16:01Or me!
16:02Or us!
16:03Or me!
16:05What's the big deal?
16:06I didn't use actual names.
16:07I'm sure no one even knew who I was talking about!
16:13Hey Carl!
16:14Your foot's all out of toilet paper!
16:18Jimmy and Cindy sitting in a...
16:21Drink it!
16:22Hey Sheen!
16:24How about our hand puppets do lunch?
16:29Wow!
16:30I'm a star!
16:33These are pretty!
16:34Okay children, quiet down!
16:36I'm going to hand back your essays now!
16:40I see something wrong Libby no miss foul but I hope you're not grading and driving again
16:48you don't want to go back to prison those charges were never proven who told you about that though
16:54it would make a good story for tonight did I write C I'm in a I always get those confused
17:08you better tell me unless you want that ugly tattoo of your splashed all over prime time talk to me
17:15you
17:16call that embarrassing call me when you get some real dirt where my cherries or do you want people
17:24to know that half your chocolate sprinkles are ants the lady wants cherries come on move move move move
17:30move she's turned into a monster she has dirt on everyone in town so what do we care she already
17:37gossiped about us we're on every night coach Clueless you think she won't eventually report on your
17:41addiction to candy and I can only imagine what she has on Carl I don't sniff my own feet it
17:57just looks
17:58that way when I'm doing yoga thanks for the stories guys what's happened to you look I'll make you a
18:05deal stop your gossip segment and I'll give you a candy no Cindy's co-anchor job excuse me I gotta
18:14go
18:14I need more juicy stories for tonight guys I have an idea does it involve candy no let me want
18:21stories
18:22right well let's give her a story she can't resist ain't no way miss fouls a man I gotta go
18:29principal
18:30willoughby come in hey Lib I wanted to wish you a good show tonight oh and even though our dressing
18:36rooms
18:36are next to each other don't look through that peephole into mine I'll try to resist Carl now if you'll
18:43excuse me I'm looking for one last story okay well you won't find your story through that peephole that's
18:50for sure although you will be shocked and amazed and sick and disgusted and terrified well gotta go
19:23greetings mighty alien masters greetings Carl of Earth have you prepared for our arrival yes I have
19:32masters have you laid in a supply of kittens for us to snack on yes I have masters excellent I
19:40knew he'd be
19:40a good recipient for our slavery inducing brain worm soon we will descend upon your planet and steal the
19:48spleens of your species to play spleen ball with our spleen are so bouncy it's like a whole different game
19:57is that it oh um okay bye
20:11and then the aliens put a worm in Carl's brain that makes them their slave and they eat kittens
20:16and snacks and they're coming here soon to steal our spleens to play spleen ball with I'm not kidding
20:21thanks for that fascinating report Libby well that's the news good night and thanks for watching
20:31oh that was classic earth spleens no one's gonna believe Libby ever again yeah except those guys
20:39there's the alien slave kids get him
20:43threaten our kittens eh buster Libby you have to stop him from hurting Carl yeah he's not an alien
20:50we made it all up so you'd lose your credibility what oh no okay get ready to pelt them wait
20:57stop Carl's not an alien
20:59huh what but it was on the local nose I know but it wasn't true those guys tricked me into
21:07saying it
21:10oh then pelt them yeah wait stop don't pelt them either look I guess by getting all caught up in
21:18being a star
21:19I forced my friends to do what they did we forgive you Libby and I hope you'll still trust us
21:25with the sacred
21:25dignity of the local news not necessary because you are all fired what but that's right I need to make
21:31room for my crazy news show everybody loves hand puppet
21:35hey everybody yeah
21:38proud corky
21:43forgive me guys yeah what the heck I guess things worked out okay after all come on let's go home
21:52um hello guys wait up okay you're coming back right right guys my scapula
22:05uh
22:15oh
22:16yeah
22:17yeah
22:19yeah
22:20yeah
22:20yeah
22:24yeah
22:26yeah
22:42Oh?
22:47Paw?
22:49Got a blast.