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00:00THE END
00:35Gentlemen, ready to test the new improved Robo-Walker with hydrosonic dance moves?
00:40Jimmy, how come you want your Robo-Walker to do funky dance moves and get down with its bad self,
00:46yo?
00:46Cause I'm entering the International Cyborg Dance Competition being held in downtown...
00:53What the heck just happened?
00:55I guess Jimmy mailed himself to downtown...
01:02Welcome back to BTSO Headquarters, Agent Neutron.
01:05Commander Baker! You know, you could just call me.
01:07Too risky, Neutron. We have an assignment for you.
01:13Okay, which one of you clowns put that in?
01:16I have no idea, sir.
01:19Beautiful Gorgeous, who you helped put in prison has just been released for good behavior
01:24after serving two weeks of her 45-year sentence.
01:27She got out 45 years early?
01:29She was very good.
01:32Anyway, since she's the daughter of your arch-nemesis, Professor Calamitous,
01:37and criminal corpuscles run in her cold, heartless veins,
01:41I want you to trail her and see what she's up to.
01:44Why aren't you using your top agent, Jet Fusion?
01:47Well, that's what we say.
01:48He never listens to me.
01:49No murmuring.
01:51Agent Fusion's on vacation. Can we count on your help?
01:54I don't know.
01:56I'm prepared to cry and beg.
01:58I'll take the case.
02:00Good.
02:00When Beautiful Gorgeous was in prison,
02:02we inserted a tracking device in her brain that should help you locate her.
02:06Is that legal?
02:07Uh, yes.
02:09Oh, look! A spy satellite!
02:11Where?
02:13Good luck, Neutron.
02:18Thanks for letting us come along on another top-secret mission, Jimmy.
02:22Uh, it wouldn't be as fun without you guys.
02:23That's for sure.
02:24We're Spy Girls! We look fresh!
02:28Jimmy's dad!
02:29Express!
02:31Carl!
02:32This is a top-secret spy mission, not a musical!
02:35Well, can we make it a spy musical?
02:37No!
02:38I've tracked Beautiful Gorgeous to Spinelli's Tuxedo Emporium.
02:42There she is!
02:44As beautiful and gorgeous as ever.
02:48Jet Fusion?
02:50As big and handsome as ever.
02:55Beautiful's trying to strangle Jet!
02:56Let's move, Spags!
03:11Jimmy Neutron?
03:13Jet, she was trying to strangle you!
03:22That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.
03:25She was just tying my bow tie on.
03:27You gotta wear a tuxedo when you get hitched.
03:29Huh?
03:30Who's the lucky gal?
03:31That would be me.
03:33Congratulate us, Jimmy.
03:35We're getting married.
03:38What?
03:40Married?
03:40You and Beautiful Gorgeous?
03:42But Jet, she tried to annihilate us on Mount Everest.
03:45She's your mortal enemy.
03:46Well, that's all ancient history.
03:48Now, she's my little Snooki-Ukums, isn't she?
03:51Isn't she?
03:52What bizarre, unfathomable universe have we entered?
03:56Being in jail those long two weeks changes a person, Jimmy.
04:00I was tired of being evil.
04:02And when I got out, I went to apologize to Jet.
04:05Fell in love.
04:07Well, congratulations.
04:08As president of Estevez Weddings Are Us,
04:11I can videotape your wedding
04:12and get you the greatest singer in the world,
04:14my girlfriend Libby.
04:16Jettykins, weren't you going to ask Jimmy something?
04:19That's right.
04:20Jimmy, I'd like you to be my best man.
04:23Me?
04:23Well, you are the one who brought us together.
04:26And we're so grateful.
04:29Well, we must be off.
04:30Lots to do.
04:31See you later, best man.
04:32Got a Jet.
04:33Ooh, I love it when she says that.
04:37Call me Mr. Skeptical,
04:38but I'm not buying this for one second.
04:40She's up to something.
04:41I concur, Mr. Skeptical.
04:44Once evil, always evil.
04:46She's a witch that tells you.
04:47Burn her! Burn her!
04:49Sheen, settle.
04:50I've got to tell Commander Baker about this,
04:52and I don't think he'll take it very well.
04:56Jet is marrying Beautiful Gorgeous?
04:59What bizarre, unfathomable universe have we entered?
05:03That's what I said!
05:04I know she has something evil planned,
05:06and I'm going to find out what's going on.
05:08Good, Jimmy.
05:08I'm glad you're on the case.
05:10We're on the case, too, Commander.
05:12Hi, I'm Carl.
05:13I'm a spooze!
05:16Gentlemen, we're going to keep a round-the-clock watch
05:18on Beautiful Gorgeous.
05:19Ah, Dewey, all right.
05:29Jimmy, this is boring.
05:31They're just making goo-goo eyes at each other.
05:33Yeah, I can watch my parents do that at home.
05:37Thanks for that visual.
05:39I love you, my little booty-ful, gorgeous, gorgeous pumpkin pie.
05:43Oh, my little jetty-witty-fushy-wushy.
05:47Oh, Worf, that's disgusting!
05:49You'll never see me acting a fool over some pretty girl.
05:53Hey, Shee!
05:55Oh, oh, oh!
05:57So, Libby, how do you like my impersonation
05:59of an Alaskan timber wolf for Wednesday's nature assignment?
06:02Looks pretty good.
06:03I'll work on your how.
06:04No problem.
06:05So, Libby, you want to sing at Jet and Bee Gees' wedding?
06:08Regular rate, cash or front, no checks or credit cards.
06:12And ask Cindy if she'll videotape it!
06:19Jimmy, she's using a laser beam on Jet!
06:23Jet, look out!
06:33Jet, she's a beautiful but evil vixen!
06:35Whose middle name is Danger?
06:38Beautiful, Danger, Gorgeous Fusion?
06:40She was trying to laser you with a laser!
06:43We were just engraving our wedding rings.
06:48Oh, right.
06:50Yeah, well, sorry, we'll see you later!
06:53She's a witch that tells ya!
06:54Burn her! Burn her! Burn her!
06:59Oh, Jet.
07:06This could get dangerous.
07:08If Beautiful tries anything, we may have to get our hands dirty.
07:11That's okay.
07:12I always carry sanitary wipes.
07:14Maybe we should call the AMSFS for backup!
07:18What?
07:19You never heard of the Atomic Monkey Special Forces Squad?
07:22Trained monkeys dedicated to fighting crime
07:24and pursuing justice wherever and whenever they are called upon?
07:27No.
07:28You know, Jet, I've never told anyone this before,
07:32but you know what I've always wanted to be?
07:34Ever since I was a little girl?
07:36Ooh, ooh, one of those people
07:37that puts those little plastic tips on the end of shoelaces.
07:40How did you know?
07:43Hey, garçon!
07:44Come and get some nachos and buffalo wings over here!
07:46Shh, Sheen!
07:48We can't attract attention to ourselves!
07:50La, la, la, la, la, la!
07:52Wait, Bulby know you from somewhere!
07:55You are the Donkey Boys!
07:57Super famous rock band from Bekheristan!
07:59No, we're not!
08:01Go away!
08:01Bulby wants your autograph!
08:03Get out of the way!
08:09Jet, watch out!
08:17Hey!
08:18What are you doing?
08:19Saving your life?
08:20Again?
08:21She was trying to...
08:22Practice cutting the wedding cake at the reception!
08:25Anything wrong with that, Jimmy?
08:27Uh, well, no.
08:29I guess not.
08:31Unless there's a bomb in the cake!
08:33The only thing dangerous in this cake
08:35is the 20,000 calories.
08:37A likely story!
08:39Yuck!
08:43Huh.
08:44Apparently it was a likely story.
08:46Jimmy, I know this all seems strange,
08:49but I love Beautiful.
08:50She's left the whole villainous thing behind.
08:54I really have changed, Jimmy.
08:56Please believe me.
08:58I'm in love with her, kid.
09:00I want to be with her till the day I die.
09:02I swear on the big book of spy rules.
09:05Okay, I...
09:06I guess I was wrong.
09:08Sorry, Beautiful.
09:09So, what do I do as best man?
09:11Very simple.
09:12When Commander Baker asks,
09:14Who has the ring?
09:15You just say,
09:17I have the ring.
09:18Okay.
09:19Well, I'll see you at the wedding.
09:21But I want cake!
09:22Goodbye, donkey boys!
09:24La, la, la, la, la, la!
09:26Guess they really are in love.
09:28Duh!
09:29She's beautiful and gorgeous!
09:30Yeah, she's almost as pretty as your mu...
09:34We're spies!
09:37We're three guys!
09:38We don't have hearts!
09:40But we're spies!
09:41But we're spies!
09:43Jetikens, I have a very important question to ask you.
09:46Ask away, my little bucket of love.
09:49Do you think we should have these kind of candies at the reception?
09:53Funny-looking candy.
09:54Looks like a strange rotating disc that hit my...
09:59Listen to me closely.
10:01The next person who says,
10:02I have the ring...
10:03Destroy them!
10:20Well, Jet, in about an hour, you'll be a married secret agent movie star action sports guy.
10:25Yeah.
10:26Well, thanks for meeting me here, guys.
10:28I have to admit, I'm a little nervous.
10:29Hey, Jimmy, are you nervous about being best man?
10:32Why? What's the big deal? All he's got to do is say, I have the ring.
10:44Got her! Non-lethal scum!
10:51You okay, kid?
10:52Barely felt it.
10:54Sorry. Must be pre-wetting nerves.
10:58Would you guys excuse me?
11:00I need to do some, uh, best man things.
11:08Um, Mr. Fusion, do you know the spy song?
11:14Uh, no.
11:15And I don't think I want to.
11:16But you can sing it because you're a spy!
11:29Ahem.
11:29And Jimmy's mom says goodbye!
11:36Something is rotten and retroville, and I think I know who's behind it.
11:47A wedding dress and a morning gown.
11:50I can't wait to wear them.
11:52On the same day!
11:56Jimmy!
11:57Didn't your mother teach you to knock?
11:58Okay, gorgeous.
11:59Tell me what you're up to, and I mean now.
12:01Why, Jimmy, whatever could you be talking about?
12:04Jet just attacked Sheen, and I think you're behind it.
12:07As an agent of the BTSO, I'm taking you into custody for questioning.
12:10Is that a hypno-ray?
12:12Could be.
12:13All right, you've got me.
12:14I knew I couldn't outsmart someone like you.
12:17Just let me get my...
12:21I knew you hadn't changed!
12:23I was born bad and beautiful, and I'll stay that way.
12:26Too bad you'll only enjoy my evilness for a few hours.
12:37Why are we going to see beautiful, gorgeous?
12:40I gotta ask her if it's okay to play the Ultra Lord theme song
12:43when she walks down the aisle.
12:50So what's your evil plan this time, beautiful?
12:53I might as well tell you, since you have a starring role.
12:56When you say, I have the ring at the wedding,
12:59Jet will attack you in front of all those witnesses.
13:02You'll be eliminated, Jet'll go to jail for it,
13:04and I'll have rid the world of the two best crime fighters alive.
13:08Hello, slight problem.
13:09How am I supposed to go to the wedding if I'm locked up?
13:12Way ahead of you.
13:13I'll just erase the last 30 minutes of your memory with this.
13:16You'll forget everything.
13:27Huh?
13:28What am I doing here?
13:33Hey, I gotta get to the wedding!
13:36This really is the happiest day of my life.
13:40Bust that, beautiful!
13:41We heard everything!
13:43Give up and we'll go easy on you!
13:44Yeah!
13:45Please.
13:46Come and get me, boys!
13:49Yeah!
13:52Ah, why?
13:53You were saying?
13:55How about two out of three?
13:56No way!
13:57Too bad you're gonna miss the wedding.
13:59It's one Jet and Jimmy will never forget.
14:08That laugh could get annoying.
14:15So, Neutron's the best man?
14:17Yeah, more like best nerd.
14:19I bet he'll look like a...
14:27Hunk Muffin.
14:29Oh, hi!
14:30James!
14:31Hey, Cindy!
14:33Hey, Cin, put your eyes back in your head and let's get to work.
14:40I can't believe it.
14:42Neutron looks...
14:44handsome.
14:45Oh, no!
14:46That's gonna be on the tape!
14:47Wait, everybody!
14:48Technical difficulties!
14:49Gotta rewind!
14:52Okay!
14:53Hit it!
15:04Who gives this gorgeous woman to be with?
15:08I, her father, Professor Finbar Calamitous, evil genius, an innocent victim, currently rotting
15:15in jail for a crime I did not commit!
15:19Do.
15:21Now Jet's gonna attack Jimmy and we'll miss the wedding!
15:27No, he won't!
15:28I'll call the Atomic Monkey Special Forces Squad!
15:35Sheen, even someone like me who believes in fairies, leprechauns, and pixies knows there's no such thing as...
15:53Thank you, Colonel McSwain.
15:55I owe you one.
15:57And you owe someone an apology.
15:59Sorry, Colonel McSwain.
16:02Come on, we've got a wedding to stop!
16:05Dearly beloved, friends, assorted secret agents...
16:11Hurry up!
16:12We gotta get to the church before Jimmy says, I have the ring!
16:17Dang it!
16:19It's the annual retro-filled marching band parade!
16:28We are gathered here today to join this secret agent and this reformed villainess in matrimony.
16:36Hurry!
16:37We gotta save you!
16:38Yeah!
16:42Dang it!
16:43It's the annual retro-filled giant fan festival!
16:47In sickness and in health.
16:50For richer, for poorer.
16:52In the summer when it's all humid outside.
16:55We're not gonna make it to the wedding on time!
16:58Hey, isn't that the annual retro-filled skateboard festival?
17:02And there's Nick attempting a dangerous move.
17:07Oh!
17:08I broke my leg!
17:10On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday...
17:14Can we speed this up?
17:15Excuse me, Miss Impatient Pants.
17:19Man, that church is far away!
17:22And now it's time to exchange rings.
17:25It's about time.
17:26Best man.
17:28Which side do we sit on, groom or bride?
17:31Do you have the ring?
17:32Yes, I have...
17:34Jimmy, no!
17:35What?
17:36What?
17:38Jimmy, don't say you have the ring!
17:40Sheen, it's not you have the ring, it's I have the ring!
17:44Okay, I have the ring!
17:46No!
17:51I knew he'd get cold feet.
17:53What's going on?
17:54To attack whoever says I have the ring!
17:58So he threw away with you!
18:00And he'd go to jail!
18:02That might spot illuminating two of her enemies!
18:06I knew she was bad!
18:07Quick!
18:08Everybody say I have the ring!
18:10Uh, I have the ring!
18:12Help!
18:13I have the ring!
18:15Help!
18:16I have the ring!
18:17I have the ring!
18:19No!
18:20Yes, I have the ring!
18:21Stop it!
18:22I have the ring right here!
18:24Everybody!
18:25I have the ring!
18:27I have the ring!
18:29I have the ring right here!
18:32All right!
18:33I have the ring!
18:35Yes, I have the ring!
18:48I have the ring!
18:49I have the ring right here!
19:02Let's take it!
19:04I have the ring!
19:20I have the ring right here!
19:21He needs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
19:26No!
19:27I'm awake!
19:28I'm fine!
19:29No need!
19:29Commander Baker, arrest that bride!
19:32Gotta go!
19:33Enjoy the buffet!
19:37Hey!
19:37Not so fast, beautiful!
19:40Man, talk about fear of commitment!
19:47Thanks, guys!
19:49You saved my life!
19:50You're welcome!
19:51Hey, CB!
19:52Do we get some medals?
19:53I always carry some with me, just in case.
19:56That's what I'm talking about!
19:59Honorary spy!
20:01I'm an honorary spy!
20:03And I have a...
20:06Well, Jimmy, you were right.
20:08My fiancé was a big, fat liar.
20:11Yep.
20:11Beautiful on the outside.
20:13Pure evil on the inside.
20:16Can you get me out of this, Jet?
20:18We'd make a great team, you and I.
20:21Sorry, beautiful.
20:22Game called on account of jail.
20:24I'm proud of you, Jet.
20:27Yeah.
20:27Spies like me are better off alone, kid.
20:30Anyway, in a few days,
20:31beautiful will just be a distant memory.
20:33A tiny pothole on the road of life.
20:36Who am I kidding?
20:38Call me when you get out, beautiful!
20:39Write me every day!
20:41I'll wait for you, baby!
20:43Puh!
20:57I think we all learned something very important today.
21:01Once a crook, always a crook!
21:02Clothes make the man!
21:03The Atomic Monkey Special Forces Squad rules!
21:05No!
21:07We learned that we can all sing pretty darn well, except she.
21:10Aw, man!
21:13Hit us again, Libby!
21:14One, two, three, four!
21:16We all can sing!
21:18Yes, we all can sing!
21:20Yes, we all can sing!
21:20We all can sing except she.
21:23What?
21:23I can sing?
21:24We all can sing!
21:25I can sing!
21:25Yes, we all can sing!
21:27I can sing!
21:27I do it all the time in the shower!
21:28We all can sing except she!
21:30I'm real good at singing!
21:31We all can sing!
21:32Why you guys doin' it?
21:33Yes, we all can sing.
21:34You better think.
21:35We all can sing except she.
21:37Come on, guys.
21:39We all can sing.
21:40Stop the music.
21:41Yes, we all can sing.
21:42I'm not listening.
21:43We all can sing except she.
21:44La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
21:50That is all.
22:27Oh.
22:32Ha, ha.
22:33Line.
22:35Got a blast.