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00:14The Last Supper
00:15Finish painting The Last Supper, Leonardo da Vici!
00:17I cannot, Duke Rothschild!
00:19Not while there are so many fantastic gadgets to invent!
00:24But you've already invented so many!
00:27The helicopter, the three-speed transmission...
00:30Starling Moose?
00:33You forgot my latest invention!
00:35The Monkey Wrench!
00:38Blast you!
00:39I am slain!
00:41Who could possibly keep up with all your fabulous inventions?
00:44No one!
00:45In fact, by the time I was 11,
00:47I had already created 17 more inventions
00:50than certain future boy geniuses
00:52whose initials are Jimmy Neutron!
00:55What?
00:58Arrivederci!
01:00End of Act One!
01:04Bravo!
01:05Bravo!
01:06Excuse me, Miss Fowl,
01:07but this reenactment of Leonardo da Vinci's life
01:10is a complete load of Florentine marble chunks!
01:13Ha!
01:13You're just jealous because he was more brilliant than you!
01:15Slow!
01:16It's okay, Jim.
01:17Some geniuses just take longer to blossom than others.
01:20Yes!
01:21Not your fault you're slow!
01:22I am not slow!
01:24I just don't have enough time for research!
01:26Between school, friends, and family,
01:28I'm almost never in my lab!
01:30Slow people make the lamest excuses!
01:33And now, Act Two of That Darn Da Vinci!
01:37Not if I can help it!
01:46Three o'clock!
01:48Class dismissed!
01:49Now we'll never know if Da Vinci gets together with the saucy Contessa!
01:54Jimmy to Goddard!
01:55Meet me at school!
01:56And bring the rocket!
02:06Thanks, Goddard!
02:14I'll never beat Da Vinci's invention record
02:17until I have more free time!
02:18And there's only one person who can help me with that!
02:21A prated bioscanner online, Goddard!
02:26Found him!
02:27Hang on, boy!
02:28We're headed for near-Earth orbit!
02:36Yeah, hi.
02:37Is this the UN Security Council?
02:39I'm looking for Ambassador Shake-ma-booty.
02:42First name, Ivana.
02:44Hold on.
02:45Guys!
02:45Ivana Shake-ma-booty!
02:47You heard me!
02:48Ivana Shake-ma-booty!
02:54Oh, mercy!
02:57What the?
02:57Long time no see, evil clone!
03:00What have you been up to?
03:01Nothing good, I guess.
03:02You guessed right, Doc.
03:03And how's being a whippy-dip-headed geek working out for you?
03:06I'm here to offer you a choice, clone.
03:08Submit to de-evilization or be put on ice.
03:11Like you iced those other clueless clones?
03:14Ooh, that's a tough one, Doc.
03:16What was the first choice again?
03:20Ryan, look out!
03:22Ha-ha!
03:23So long, Lord of the Dorks!
03:25Ha-ha-ha!
03:26What a dink head!
03:27What a first-class...
03:29Huh?
03:31Nice bike design!
03:32Your cloned brain power's very impressive!
03:35How about that?
03:36I'm smart and pretty!
03:38Oh, listen!
03:39Being de-evilized will be good for you!
03:41You'll be able to lead a rich, fulfilling life!
03:44Sorry, custard head, my life's fulfilling just the way it is!
03:48Say your prayers, Doc.
03:57I hate that little dweeb.
04:03As soon as you're de-evilized, you can start standing in for me
04:06and I can quintuple my invention output.
04:08Look, Doc, let's talk this over.
04:10What'll it take? Bubble gum? Plutonium?
04:12Don't worry, de-evilization won't hurt a bit.
04:14Although you may notice a sudden attraction to rainbows and kittens.
04:17You see, Doc, I can certainly see why you'd want to boost your invention output.
04:21What do you mean?
04:22I mean hypno-rays, shrink-rays, it's the same old stuff you had last time I was here.
04:27What's the matter, genius running out of ideas?
04:30I-I've had plenty of great new ideas!
04:32Such as?
04:33Well, like my flux field duplicator, it makes the old method of cloning obsolete.
04:38Looks like a pile of donkey dandruff to me, Chief.
04:40Oh yeah, well, check this out! Goddard, record test!
04:47Every physical object generates its own quantum energy field.
04:51Instead of copying the object, this baby copies the object's quantum field.
05:00See that? Direct field duplication!
05:03Well, well, my mistake, Doc, turns out you're doggone brilliant.
05:09Unfortunately, it still causes whatever it duplicates to fade into oblivion, but I'll fix that.
05:14Well, time to get me de-evilized.
05:17I knew you'd see it my way.
05:19Let her rip! I'm game for anything.
05:22Alright, beginning de-evilization... now!
05:46I want you to be my special friend.
05:50Uh, how do you feel, clone?
05:52Happy as a cloud, I don't mind telling you, you were right, Jimmy.
05:56Not being evil is a wonderful thing.
05:58Goddard, I think we've got ourselves one de-evilized clone.
06:01Oh, thanks, Jimmy. Thanks ever so much.
06:05Listen, I'm gonna get to work being you right away.
06:07You just work on your inventions.
06:10Bye-bye now.
06:12Huh.
06:13Well, boy, let's get cracking.
06:26Oh, sweetie, you're just in time to help with the gardening.
06:29Yeah, grab a handful of aphids and dig in, Jim Jam.
06:33Or how about this?
06:35You think you're an aphid?
06:40Jimmy, what on earth are you...
06:43You think you're a lawn sprinkler?
06:48This is gonna be fun.
06:59Oh, yeah!
07:00Hey, Jimmy, can you make school end at 10.45 every day?
07:03Yeah, and can every second Thursday be burrito Thursday?
07:07Ooh, burrito.
07:08Good idea.
07:10First, you two think you're a couple of sassy female backup singers.
07:16Ain't no lovin' my man, shoo-wop, shoo-wop.
07:19Ooh, ain't no lovin' my man, shoo-wop, shoo-wop.
07:25Good one, Spew-tron.
07:26Yeah, that's classic.
07:30Gentlemen, you are now United States Marines.
07:33Are you ready to receive orders?
07:34Sir, yes, sir!
07:35Then drop and give me 400,000.
07:37Sir, yes, sir!
07:38One!
07:39Two!
07:40Three!
07:41Four!
07:42Five!
07:43Six!
07:44Seven!
07:44Eight!
07:47You know, a fella could get used to this.
07:52It's finished, Goddard.
07:53The first multi-dimensional nose hair trimmer.
07:56It's only been a few hours and I've already come up with three new inventions.
07:58I'll have Da Vinci beat in no time.
08:01Might as well check in on my clone.
08:03Vox, neighborhood watch system online.
08:09Yo, Sir Francis Bacon, more fudge swirl.
08:12As thou commandest, Queen Elizabeth.
08:15Yeah, yeah.
08:17Hey, Chief.
08:18You think you're a hot bikini runway model.
08:22Work it.
08:22Oh, work it.
08:24Oh, mercy.
08:26Good side, great side.
08:27Oh, no!
08:28He's still evil!
08:30But how?
08:34That clone is a real pain in the chromosomes.
08:45Snap out of it!
08:47Oh, Jimmy.
08:49What's going on around here?
08:51No time to explain, Mom.
08:52I've got a whole town to air horn.
08:55I am glad that's over.
08:57Still, this stuff is pretty tasty.
09:01Why do I date rock stars?
09:03Because I can.
09:05Whoa!
09:06What have you done, Neutron?
09:08I'm not beautiful anymore!
09:10Oh, wait.
09:11Yeah, I am.
09:14I am.
09:159,052.
09:189,053.
09:219,053.
09:229,053.
09:25Why do my arms feel like pudding?
09:27Can't talk.
09:28Too much pain.
09:30You're having my man.
09:31Shoo-wop, shoo-wop.
09:33Ooh, ain't no-
09:34Ah!
09:35Carl Sheen, this is important.
09:36I'm looking for myself.
09:38Wow, sounds profound.
09:39Have you tried yoga?
09:41No, I mean literally.
09:42When was the last time you saw me?
09:44Well, don't you remember, Jimmy?
09:45You were just here ten minutes ago.
09:47You said you were headed to the lab.
09:48The lab?
09:49Oh, no!
09:54While the dork's away, the clones will play.
09:58Eh, pooch?
10:01You're in big trouble, clone.
10:06Step away from that duplicator.
10:07Sorry.
10:08No can do, bro.
10:09This goody-two-shoes town of yours ain't big enough for the both of us.
10:14Wait!
10:14You don't know how dangerous that thing is.
10:16Oh, I think I do.
10:23Hasta la vista, big man!
10:26Don't worry, Goddard.
10:27He forgot about my rocket.
10:33Ah!
10:35I really hate that clone.
10:44Hi, Jim Jam.
10:46Getting ready to visit that new planet in the sky?
10:48New planet?
10:49What new planet?
10:51Sure is pretty!
10:53In a creepy, steaming kind of way.
10:55Goddard, deploy telescope!
11:00No!
11:01He's cloned another Earth!
11:09My evil clone must have used the flux field to clone a duplicate Earth!
11:12Oh, let me look!
11:13Let me look!
11:15Ooh!
11:16It's all...cloney!
11:18Uh, Jimbo, is this one of your hologram-y thingies?
11:22Oh, no, Dad.
11:23It's you!
11:24Your electromagnetic field has been disrupted!
11:26You're starting to fade!
11:28Oh, my!
11:28The same thing's happening to me and Goddard!
11:32It looks like the entire planet's electromagnetic field has been disrupted!
11:36But I'm still solid!
11:38Evil Jimmy must have screened me out of the cloning process.
11:41Figures he doesn't want more Jimmys running around.
11:44Hey!
11:45Look at me!
11:46I'm light as a feather!
11:47Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
11:48I've only got 90 minutes to retrieve the flux field and reverse the process before everyone
11:53on Earth fades into oblivion!
11:54This counter-magnet will temporarily solidify the rocket.
11:57Wee!
12:00Next stop, cloned Earth.
12:11Evil Jimmy's somewhere on that new planet.
12:14If I find him, I can shut all this down.
12:26That's weird.
12:27Cloned Retroville doesn't seem to be an exact copy.
12:30Have a rotten day!
12:31Oh, go jump in a lake!
12:37Leaping leptons!
12:38Evil Jimmy somehow made his cloned Earth just as evil as he is!
12:42Better blend in.
12:47Oh, yeah!
12:48I'm evil!
12:49Oh, yeah!
12:50I'm bad!
12:53Look out!
12:54Oh, young man!
12:56That was so brave and decent of you!
12:58What are you, some kind of sicko?
13:00Help!
13:01I'm gonna eat you!
13:02Freak!
13:03Help!
13:04Uh-oh!
13:16I think he went this way!
13:20Well, this place is unsafe, unsanitary, and crawling with vermin.
13:25Congratulations!
13:26You passed your health inspection.
13:28I aim to displease.
13:29Yeah!
13:31Welcome to Sam's.
13:32What's your evil pleasure?
13:34Yeah.
13:35Roadkill ripple?
13:36Moles and cream?
13:37Um...
13:37I'll just have the usual.
13:39There you go!
13:40A big heaping bowl of bat-winged sherbet.
13:44Mmm!
13:45Delicious!
13:46Delicious?
13:47I'll have you know it stinks!
13:48Yeah!
13:49Hey, are you sure you're evil?
13:52Well, you aren't evil, fat boy!
13:55I'll give you evil!
13:56Take this!
13:57And that!
13:58And more of this!
13:59And that's for your mother, and this is for you!
14:01Any more questions?
14:03No, no.
14:04You're evil, all right.
14:06Yeah.
14:06No.
14:07Yeah!
14:07So, remind me, Tubby.
14:09When was the last time you saw me?
14:10About a half an hour ago.
14:12You said you were headed for school.
14:14School, huh?
14:16Thanks for nothing, you gelatinous waste of space.
14:20Get lost!
14:21And don't come back soon!
14:23Okay, who had the peppermint kidney stones?
14:31The evil thickens.
14:34No sign of my clone anywhere.
14:36And he's the only one who can lead me to the flux field.
14:40I thought I told you to stay out of my hallway!
14:43Uh, Carl?
14:45Look, I don't want any trouble.
14:46Well, you got trouble, you doughy-eyed monk!
14:49You're mine, Shrimp Dip!
14:51It's time you found out who's the baddest, toughest kid in school!
14:55Evil Jimmy, evil Carl, look what I got!
14:58It's my new Robo Fiend!
14:59With Trachea Crushing Funclaw!
15:01I love Robo Fiend, he's my idol!
15:05Get inside, dirtbag!
15:08Take your seats, maggots!
15:11Evil Cindy and evil Libby will now give a presentation on wedgies!
15:16Thank you, Ugly!
15:18Class, nothing hurts like a wedgie,
15:19and yet few people understand the proper technique.
15:22May we have a volunteer, Nick?
15:24No, you can't!
15:26I'll get you for this!
15:28Assume the position!
15:30Simply reach, grab, and give a forceful 90-degree tug!
15:35Note the beads of pain-induced sweats!
15:38Sheen, listen, when was the last time you saw me?
15:41Ow!
15:42Gotcha!
15:43I think we need another volunteer!
15:47Yeah, like, um, Jimmy?
15:50I'd really rather not...
15:53Okay, okay!
15:55For a truly memorable wedgie,
15:57apply a set of common household jumper cables!
16:00The one in the way!
16:01Hold it, evil Libby!
16:02Come here, you!
16:03No!
16:04No!
16:04No!
16:05No!
16:06No!
16:07No!
16:08No!
16:13Wow!
16:15Very evil, Jimmy!
16:17Very evil indeed!
16:20Um, thanks?
16:22Miss Fowl, Miss Fowl!
16:23Evil Jimmy just thanked you!
16:26Yeah, he was being totally polite!
16:28Young man, I won't stand for politeness in my class!
16:32You leave me, no choice but to break out!
16:36The Board of Education!
16:39This is less than ideal!
16:42After him!
16:44Get him!
16:44Fly, my pretty swine!
16:47Maybe my evil parents will hide me!
16:50After all, they're still my parents!
16:51Get him!
16:52Get him!
16:53Somebody get him!
16:54Somebody get him!
16:55Somebody get him!
16:59Hello, sweetie!
17:01Home so soon?
17:03I'm just dirtying up the house before dinner!
17:08We're having duck again!
17:10I must have bagged over 87 bubble heads this morning!
17:15Oh, they quacked for mercy!
17:17But I just laughed and laughed!
17:26This is gonna scare me for life!
17:33Mom! Dad!
17:34I know that helping is good, and I know that you're evil, but I'm still your son, right?
17:38Yapperoni!
17:39Our very, very good son!
17:41Our evil son has ordered us to capture you for experimentation!
17:51Well, well, well, if it isn't the whippy-dip-headed freak!
17:55Hey, nice to see you to drop by!
17:57I see you met the folks!
18:07So, what do you think of my little world, Doc?
18:10It's sick, twisted it, and smells like old socks!
18:13How did you make this duplicate Earth evil?
18:15With a dark matter power chip.
18:19Yeah, I know.
18:20Feel free to applaud.
18:22Don't do this, evil clone!
18:23If the duplication process isn't reversed, my entire home planet will fade into oblivion!
18:28Bingo, Einstein.
18:29In about 59 seconds.
18:34Wave bye-bye to Loserville!
18:38Shrink ray!
18:40Evil Goddard, think fast!
18:53Where'd he go?
18:54Find him!
19:03ABO
19:03Blast him, ya tin-plated mutt!
19:05No, I'm the real evil Jimmy!
19:06Blast him!
19:11Yo, rust-bitten robo-hound.
19:13I'm shutting you down!
19:16AAAAAGGGH!
19:23Almost out of time!
19:34No!
19:36Ah, goodbye, mild backache.
19:41Hello, blindingly painful backache.
19:46Yes! I undid the duplication process.
19:49Now my Earth will grow more solid as this one starts to fade.
19:52Yeah, well, don't get too proud of yourself, sunshine.
19:55I still got a trick or two up my sleeve.
19:57Clone, no!
19:59If you break that chip, the whole planet will get sucked into the dark matter dimension.
20:03And you'll be trapped with us.
20:05Catch you on the flip side, whippy dip!
20:13I can't outrun it!
20:15Where's that rocket?
20:40Hey, Jimbo, everything's all thick and chunky again.
20:43Hey, tell me, did you ever make it to that planet?
20:45Did you ever see our duplicate house?
20:47I sure did, Dad.
20:48And it made me realize that I don't need to beat Da Vinci's record.
20:51I'd rather spend extra time with my friends and my family.
20:55Oh, that's sweet.
20:56I think I can pencil you in for next Tuesday.
20:58Sing of them!
20:59Ain't no love of my man, shoo-wop, shoo-wop.
21:02Ooh, ain't no love of my man, shoo-wop, shoo-wop.
21:05Carl, Shane!
21:06They've somehow become hypnotized again!
21:08Oh, we're not hypnotized.
21:10We're just slaves to the rhythm.
21:12Yep, we're too sassy mama-jamas.
21:15Ain't no love of my man, shoo-wop, shoo-wop.
21:18Ain't no love of my man, shoo-wop, shoo-wop.
21:23Ain't no love of my man, shoo-wop, shoo-wop.
21:27At least my evil clone is gone for good.
21:30No one's ever come back from a dark matter dimension.
21:35You're not going to get away with this, whippy dip.
21:38You can't keep an evil clone down.
21:40I'll be back!
22:23I'll be back!
22:27So what do you want me to say now?
22:30Got a blast!