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00:11Run, Cindy! Run!
00:14I am running!
00:16Get him!
00:16They must not escape!
00:18Here we were, running for our lives from our best friends and family.
00:22How did this happen? It all began on a normal day at school.
00:27No, stop! Bulb is not recyclable!
00:33Hey Libby, where's Cindy?
00:35She's at a karate convention for a couple of days.
00:38Jimmy! Jimmy!
00:40What's the matter?
00:41It's Sheen. He's acting really weird.
00:44Yeah, Carl, where have you been for the last ten years?
00:47No, I mean really weird. He's not Sheen. He's...
00:52Oh, I'm just whistling.
00:54Hi, Jimmy. Isn't it a happy day?
00:58See? I saw the most glorious TV show last night.
01:02Let me guess. Are the words ultra or lord anywhere in the title?
01:05No. It's called the Happy Show Show.
01:08It's on channel 357. You gotta watch it!
01:12It would make me really happy.
01:23That night I was working on an important project.
01:32Talk to me!
01:33Hi, Jimmy. Are you watching the Happy Show Show?
01:37Sheen, I'm kinda busy here.
01:39Maybe you can watch it tomorrow.
01:40Or the next day.
01:41Or the next day.
01:42Or the next day.
01:43Or the next day.
01:44Or how about the next day?
01:45Or the next...
01:51Or the next day.
01:52Or the next day.
01:53Or the next day.
01:54Or the next day.
01:55Or the next day.
01:55Or the next day.
01:56I should've known then that something was very wrong.
01:59Or the next day.
02:00Or the next day.
02:01The next morning at the candy bar, things got really strange.
02:09Ahhhh!
02:10Good morning, Jimmy. I'm very happy today.
02:14Are you happy?
02:16After you.
02:17Oh, no. After you.
02:19Let's go at same time.
02:20Splendid.
02:27Libby, did you just turn some music off?
02:32Hello, Jimmy. I'm happy to see you.
02:35Did you watch the Happy Show Show last night?
02:37You should watch the Happy Show Show, Jimmy.
02:39It would make me very happy.
02:42My scientific curiosity had been aroused,
02:44so I finally watched the show.
02:47It's the Happy Show Show
02:49with your host, Grandma Taters.
02:53Hello, everybody.
02:54I'm so happy to see you
02:56because every time I see you,
02:58there's a rainbow in my heart.
03:01No more sadness, no more fears,
03:03no more badness, no more tears,
03:06just happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
03:08all the day.
03:10It was the worst show I had ever seen.
03:21The next day at school, the strangeness continued.
03:25Hi, Jimmy.
03:27Hi, Jimmy.
03:28You watch the Happy Show Show?
03:30Yes, and it was the worst show ever.
03:32It was obnoxious, idiotic, silly, infantile, inane, vapid...
03:36Shall I go on?
03:37You need to watch it again.
03:38Again?
03:38I could barely watch the first 30 seconds.
03:41I thought my TV would explode.
03:42I thought I might faint from the fumes
03:44of the show's supreme stinkiness.
03:46You should give it another chance.
03:48Guys, are you listening?
03:49I'm never going to watch that show again.
03:52Why don't you come over to my house
03:54and watch it with me?
03:55Be set once again by scientific curiosity,
03:58I decided to give the show another try
03:59at Betty Quillen's house.
04:07And you'll be happy forever.
04:12Betty's worth it.
04:13Betty's worth it.
04:14And now, yes, Grandma, listen to me.
04:19You will do whatever I say.
04:22Tell everyone to watch this show.
04:26My next broadcast will go out to the entire world.
04:31The show was hypnotizing people
04:33and turning them into mindless zombies.
04:35It didn't affect me
04:35because I was only watching the reflection.
04:38Betty!
04:39Snap out of it!
04:40You've been hypnotized!
04:41Stop watching the TV!
04:42But I must watch,
04:44and you must watch too.
04:51Mom!
04:52Dad!
04:52We've got to call someone!
04:53There's a TV show
04:54that's turning everyone into...
04:55Hello, Jimmy.
04:57We're happy to see you.
04:58You too?
05:00Come sit here,
05:00and we'll be happy together.
05:03No!
05:06Shall we chase him?
05:07Nothing would make me happier.
05:11Watch the show, Jimmy.
05:14Yes, you must watch it.
05:16It's fabulous.
05:17Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.
05:23Be happy.
05:24Be happy.
05:28Be happy.
05:29No!
05:32No!
05:34No!
05:34Neutron, why don't you watch where you're going?
05:36Cindy, you're not happy.
05:38No, but I'm filthy,
05:39and I lost at the karate competition
05:41to a six-year-old beige belt on presses.
05:43That's great.
05:43What?
05:44No, you don't understand.
05:46Mindless zombies, gramatators, TV, mass hypnosis.
05:50Neutron, that big brain of yours has finally blown a gasket.
05:52We've got to get out of here before they get us.
05:54No, someone's riding the Paranoid Express.
05:56Get out!
05:57See?
05:58Like I was saying.
05:58Okay, I believe you.
06:00Give me the details later.
06:11Don't worry.
06:12They can't hide from us forever.
06:14What a happy thought.
06:18As we flew to the outskirts of town, I told Cindy the whole story.
06:23And that's what happened.
06:24The entire town is happy zombies, and the world may be next.
06:29So, uh, why were you at Betty Quinlan's house?
06:32Research.
06:33Now, I may be able to track the broadcast beam of the TV show
06:36and find its originating source.
06:38I got it.
06:39Cindy, it's up to us to stop this thing together.
06:42So, um, what did you do at Betty's house?
06:46Nothing.
06:46Good.
06:47I mean, go.
06:48Let's go.
06:56The Retroville rest home for the old and in the way.
07:03Well, Mr. Fluffy, tonight we will broadcast to the entire world,
07:08and soon everyone will join us.
07:10That's her?
07:11She's so sweet and innocent-looking.
07:13Yes, so are child stars.
07:15Wait here and keep a lookout for any of the happy ones.
07:17I'm going in to stop her.
07:21Grandma taters, I presume?
07:23Oh.
07:24Well, hello, honey.
07:25Come on in.
07:26Would you like some hard candy?
07:28I know what you're up to, lady.
07:30Well, aren't you a smart little boy?
07:32How about I knit you a hat?
07:34What?
07:35I...
07:35Oh, dear.
07:36I'll need a lot more yarn.
07:38I'm shutting you down, Grandma.
07:40Oh, I didn't want to have to do this.
07:44Huh?
07:45Guys, stop!
07:45Stop!
07:46What?
07:46Eat!
07:47Happy!
07:48Restraints!
07:49Mom, Daddy, you can't be listening.
07:52Oh, we're happy to do it.
07:54I'm positively ecstatic.
07:56But you're not supposed to be happy all the time.
07:58You have to be sad sometimes.
08:00Happily, that's no longer true.
08:02But don't you see?
08:03Grandma Tater's show has stolen your emotions and caused you to lose your humanity.
08:07Soon the whole world will be a pack of soulless, mindless zombies.
08:10Wondering if I care.
08:12Still wondering.
08:13Nope!
08:14Sit back and relax, Sunny.
08:15Watch Grandma Tater's do what she does best.
08:20Lights!
08:21Camera!
08:23Cindy?
08:24Hello, Jimmy.
08:25I'm so happy to see you.
08:28I'm not happy to see you happy.
08:30Just surrender to it, Jimmy.
08:31Honey, it's as simple as one, two, three!
08:36Hey!
08:36Oh, no!
08:37Hey!
08:38Hey!
08:42Hey!
08:42You want a piece of me, honey?
08:46Bring it, Wrinkles!
08:47Hey!
08:48Hey!
08:49Hey!
08:50Hey!
08:51Hey!
08:51Hey!
08:52Hey!
08:52Hey!
08:54Hey!
08:56Hey!
08:58Toby and Chicken Viper.
09:04Here you go!
09:05Alright, Cindy.
09:06Just hold up the cue cards when I say action.
09:08Great!
09:09And action!
09:11Hello, dearies!
09:12This is Grandma Taters.
09:14I was wrong to tell you to be happy all the time!
09:18Being different is what keeps us all from being a pack of mindless meat puppets.
09:22Here's a song I wrote about it.
09:24Be angry if you're feeling mad.
09:27And if you're sad, be weepy.
09:30But don't be happy all the time.
09:33Cause frankly, it's creepy.
09:37Oh dear, I'm talented.
09:40How?
09:41Now when I snap my fingers,
09:43you'll all go back to the way you were.
09:49Hey, why am I tied to Carl?
09:51Sheen, stop wriggling.
09:54Hugh, do something.
09:56I'm not happy about this one bit.
09:58Really? I kinda like it.
10:03I know you meant well, Grandma Taters,
10:05but you should really leave mass mind control
10:07to the trained professionals.
10:09I just wanted everyone to be happy.
10:11I guess I'll be on my way.
10:14But I'm confused.
10:15Isn't this where you live?
10:17No, this was just a one-week gig.
10:34I'm sorry, girls.
10:36I failed.
10:38That's all right, honey.
10:39Come in for some muffins and brain juice.
10:47We'll be back.
10:52So, um, what were you doing at Betty Quinlan's house again?
10:55I told you, nothing.
10:57So why were you going there?
10:59Why are you cross-examining me?
11:00Oh, so you admit you had a reason.
11:03Cindy, you don't know anything.
11:04I-I know, it's really simple.
11:06I don't know anything.
11:06Why are you...
11:20The Great Spamdini Magic Set.
11:23After waiting four weeks for this,
11:25it better be worth it.
11:26Hey, look at me.
11:27I'm The Great Spamdini.
11:34Never buy a magic kit from Wacko Wally's Wizard Warehouse.
11:37This says The Great Spamdini vanished under mysterious circumstances.
11:42Maybe he dabbled too far in the dark arts.
11:45Well, he sure dabbled in sub-par building materials.
11:52This needs a major Neutronic overhaul.
11:55Jimmy, why are you suddenly into magic?
11:57Oh, I know, I know.
11:58Cause Betty Quinlan likes magic and Jimmy likes Betty Quinlan.
12:03Carl, you are totally wrong.
12:04I've always been fascinated with prestidigitation.
12:07Ow, ow, six-syllable words hurt my brain.
12:10It means magic and I'm not doing those to impress Betty Quinlan.
12:15Got it?
12:18And here's your card.
12:20Oh, please.
12:21Magic is so lame.
12:22I think magic's awesome.
12:24Me too.
12:25In fact, I've been doing it for years.
12:27I've been doing it for years.
12:28I've been doing it for years.
12:29I've been doing it for years.
12:31Man's best friend.
12:33So will you guys help me do the magic show?
12:35Will I?
12:36Magician's assistant is only a few notches below Circus Geek.
12:40My true dream.
12:41I don't know, Jimmy, dabbling in the dark arts.
12:45Carl, one word.
12:47Sequins.
12:55Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard of Houdini.
12:59You've heard of those two foreign guys with the animals.
13:03Carl, I get to introduce the amazing Jimmy.
13:06Look at your contract, babe.
13:08Oh, man.
13:09The amazing Jimmy.
13:24Ladies and gentlemen, and Betty, I will now present a feat of magic so amazing that all of you, but
13:32especially Betty...
13:33Give me a break.
13:34We'll be rendered speechless with awe.
13:37I shall need a volunteer.
13:40Who shall I pick?
13:44Just pick Betty and get it over with!
13:46Uh-oh.
13:47How about you, Betty?
13:48Sure, Jimmy.
13:49I love magic.
13:51Duh.
13:52Why do you think we're doing this cockamamie show?
13:55May I present Metamorphosis?
13:59I can't believe Neutron has to stage a lame magic show just to talk to Betty boring.
14:04Shh!
14:05I'm getting paid for this.
14:06Unlike your birthday parties.
14:08You get tips.
14:13Before your very eyes, I will make the lovely, exquisite, enchanting, intoxicating...
14:19Get on with it!
14:19I will not make Betty disappear!
14:26Magic, huh?
14:30This should ruin Neutron's magic career and his chances with Betty.
14:39Ah!
14:39Power search!
14:41Cindy, what are you doing?
14:42Just helping you make Betty disappear.
14:56Uh, thanks!
14:58Now I will disappear and Miss Libby Fulfax will keep you all entertained until I return.
15:03Hopefully.
15:05Ready to get some funk in your face!
15:20Okay.
15:21I'm in some kind of parallel dimension so that eyeball isn't real, that door isn't real.
15:26I hope that isn't real!
15:34Jimmy, I'm so glad to see you.
15:36Oh, it's great to see you, Betty.
15:40If you're upset, think how we feel!
15:43Jimmy, my mama's gonna be really mad if I don't come home with my body.
15:47This is awesome!
15:49That body's been holding me back for years!
15:53Yowabunga!
15:54The power surge must have caused your body parts to scatter in multidimensional space!
15:58Enough with the scientific yadda yadda! Fix us!
16:00Okay, I will.
16:01First, let's get out of here.
16:03We all have to go back into the toilet.
16:05Please tell me he didn't say toilet.
16:07Jimmy, the only thing in here is that painting.
16:10That's no painting?
16:11Oh, so now you're an art critic too.
16:13No, it's some sort of portal!
16:15Come on!
16:16Be careful, Betty!
16:19Watch your precious head.
16:21Ow!
16:22Sorry, I have two left feet.
16:23Oh, wait!
16:24No, I don't!
16:41That was every song I know how to play.
16:51Wow!
16:52This is the first time I've ever really gotten into art.
16:54Get it?
16:55Into art?
16:56You didn't get?
16:57Because we're in the art.
16:59I get it.
17:00Look!
17:01Your bodies!
17:02Oh, this is my body!
17:03Come on, let's get my body!
17:05Oh, Barney, I missed you!
17:06Don't ever leave me again!
17:08May I?
17:09Thanks.
17:11How pathetic.
17:13Hey, check it out!
17:15Now I can see where I've been!
17:19Hey, is anyone missing an arm?
17:21Uh-uh.
17:22We're good.
17:23Ah!
17:29Ah!
17:30Ah!
17:32Ah!
17:32Ah!
17:32Quick through here!
17:37Keep going, Libby!
17:39I'm sure Jimmy will be back any second!
17:46Well, cool!
17:47We look like mad homework.
17:49If I didn't think that we might disintegrate at any moment, I could have some fun here.
17:53Nerdtron!
17:53We aren't lab rats and this isn't one of your lame experiments!
17:56Back off, Cindy.
17:58He's trying to get us out of here.
17:59And if anyone can do it, he can.
18:02Okay, I've had it, Miss Hot Pants!
18:04This is all your fault!
18:06Excuse me, Miss Big Mouth!
18:09You made Nerdtron go gaga over you and do a stupid magic show!
18:12I'm not gaga!
18:13Besides, you caused my invention to overload!
18:15Well, you built the invention to impress your dream girl!
18:18Time out!
18:19Cindy, we need to have a little chat.
18:22Look, I know all about the whole you and Neutron thing.
18:26Thing?
18:26What thing?
18:27There is no thing!
18:28We don't have a thing!
18:29Yeah, right.
18:30Just relax and keep out of my face.
18:33He's all yours.
18:36Yes!
18:38What do you want, Chief?
18:39What do you mean?
18:40I didn't say nothing.
18:42Oh, it's you.
18:43For a minute, I thought you were...
18:45Arm!
19:00Hey, we're not hiding anymore.
19:06I guess this is it.
19:08Trapped in a parallel dimension by a disembodied arm.
19:10I knew it would end this way.
19:12Where have you been?
19:14Huh?
19:15Not you.
19:16Him.
19:18The great Spamdini!
19:20Oh, I have your magic kit!
19:22So, what do you want, a medal or a chest to pin it on?
19:25Yeah, about that kit.
19:26You might want to change your name to Scamdini.
19:28Um, where are we, Mr. Dini?
19:31If I only knew.
19:32Fifty years ago, I was performing at a picnic matinee
19:35when my metamorphosis box was struck by lightning.
19:38I've been in this for shluggin' a place ever since.
19:41You must have accidentally designed your box
19:43with extra-dimensional geometry
19:45that's triggered by a sudden boost in electron...
19:47That time!
19:49Anyway, I think your arm led us here
19:52so we could try to escape together.
19:54Escape?
19:55There is no escape.
19:56We're all gonna be roomies here in Looneyville.
19:59Maybe not.
20:00There must be a place where the dimensions intersect.
20:03Is there anywhere here
20:04that's always spitting out new matter?
20:11There it is.
20:13A tuna fish sandwich right on time every day.
20:21There's our portal to home.
20:22All this time, you never looked around and saw the portal?
20:25I don't like tuna.
20:27Let's go!
20:28The portal...
20:30Uh-oh.
20:34Oh!
20:35Do you know anything about my throwing, Libby?
20:39No.
20:39But how hard can it be?
20:48Which is our portal, Jimmy?
20:51That one!
20:52Or that one!
20:53Or that one!
20:54Or that one!
20:55Check them all out!
20:56But be careful!
20:57There's no telling where these other holes go!
20:59Come on, Jimmy!
21:00How bad could it be?
21:05Gigonic snake world bad!
21:07Got it!
21:07Ah!
21:08What was it?
21:09Mimes!
21:10Nothing but mimes!
21:12It's a whole world made entirely of pastrami!
21:15Pastrami!
21:19That's Ms. Fals!
21:21Guys, this is it!
21:22Let's go!
21:26Go on, kids!
21:27Save yourself!
21:28Superbody!
21:29Don't contradict the Great Spam Genie!
21:34Pastrami world, here we come!
21:47Well, you're very kind!
21:49Yes, it was nothing really!
21:51Fuck you!
21:52Him!
21:53Thank you!
21:54Thank you!
21:55Give it up for Backwards Hepboy!
21:56Backwards Hepboy is available for product endorsement and personal appearances!
22:24Ah!
22:39Oh!
22:45Paw?
22:47Got a blast!