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00:00Stick a pony in me pocket
00:05I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones
00:12But you don't ask questions
00:14Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:21It's like the changing of the seasons
00:23And the tides of the sea
00:25But is the one what's driving me berserk
00:28Why do only fours and horses work
00:32La la la la
00:34La la la la la
00:36La la la la la
00:37La la la la la
00:40La la la la la
00:41Oh!
00:45Sweet!
00:47Oh!
00:49Stone me!
00:52Here we are
00:53Oh!
00:55Guess where we're going at a weekend
00:59Give us a clue
01:00You alright, Rodney?
01:02If you insist
01:03There you are
01:04Ow, you dirty pig!
01:06Get it away!
01:08How's that rice going down?
01:09Alright?
01:09Ow!
01:11Where are we going then, Del?
01:13We're going skiing
01:15Where do you think we're going, you silly old
01:17We're going fishing, aren't we?
01:18Well, I know that
01:19I mean, where?
01:20Oh, see what you mean?
01:21We're going to a place called Trigower
01:22Where's that?
01:23It's at Cornwall
01:24Cornwall?
01:25Why are we going all the way down there?
01:27Cause that's where Boyce's weekend cottage is
01:29I had dinner with him last night at Mario's
01:31And he happened to mention he'd got his weekend cottage
01:33And it was free
01:33And so, Bob's your uncle
01:34How much rents are you charging you?
01:37Nothing
01:37He's letting us have it for free?
01:39Yeah, all for gratis
01:40Oh, now, come on, Del
01:41There's got to be something behind this
01:43Cause Boyce would scalp you
01:45If Dandruff had a going rate
01:46You're becoming so cynical, Rodney
01:50He's just doing a mate a favour, isn't he, eh?
01:52Yeah
01:52Wait a minute
01:54You met him in Mario's?
01:55Yeah, that's right, yeah
01:56Grab, Dad, come on, look
01:57Clear up all this fishing gear, will you?
01:59Cause I want to pop out
02:00Mario's is a fish restaurant
02:02Is it? Yeah
02:03See you later
02:03Bit of a coincidence, Del, innit?
02:06You meeting him in a fish restaurant
02:07Then the next thing we're all going fishing
02:09He's like Elliot Bleedon Ness at times, isn't he?
02:15Alright, Rodney
02:16I was going to tell you when we got down here
02:17You know, as a sort of surprise like
02:19Oh, yeah
02:19Yeah, yeah, as a surprise, yeah
02:21Well, this cottage happens to be
02:23Near one of the finest salmon fishing streams in England
02:26Now, Mario has agreed to pay us £10 for every fish that we bring back
02:31Now, Boyce and I are going to halve it
02:32That's a fiver each
02:33So let's say that we do, what, 60 fish
02:36That'll be 300 sobs in our pocket
02:39Now, we split it three ways
02:41That means that you and Grandad get £50 each
02:44A weekend's fishing and three digs
02:47Now, what do you reckon to that?
02:48I reckon it's illegal
02:49You hurt me sometimes, Rodney
02:52You really do?
02:53You don't even let me finish before you go
02:55Jump into your nasty little delusions
02:56It's lucky you ain't a judge, Rodney
02:59You dang them before they finish the oath
03:01Yeah
03:01Alright, I'm sorry
03:03I just thought...
03:04I know exactly what you thought
03:06So, have we got permission, have we?
03:10Well, we will have
03:12We see the gamekeeper when we get down there
03:14And we pay him £25
03:15What, and he gives us a fishing permit?
03:18No, he shows us old in a fence
03:19I knew it
03:21It's called business
03:23It's called stealing
03:24No, it ain't, Rodney
03:26Listen to your Grandad
03:26It's called poaching
03:28And what do we know about that, eh?
03:33Del, he can't even poach an egg
03:35Well, it'll be a doddle
03:39This stream's jam-packed with salmon
03:41We just put our hooks in and whip them out
03:43Del, it is illegal
03:44It is immoral
03:45It is unethical
03:46Alright
03:47Me and Grandad will go on our own
03:50And split the profits between us
03:51No, I didn't say I wouldn't come, did I?
03:58I'm poaching
04:02Boo-boo-boo-boo
04:03Left a sign up on the door
04:07I'm poaching
04:09Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo
04:11You keep on, Rodney
04:13And you're gonna get a smack right in the ear off
04:15Oi, oi, oi
04:25What's all this about?
04:26Oh, my God, it's the old bilge
04:29Someone doubled up about them salmon
04:31Shush
04:32Look, just let me do the talking
04:35Good evening, officer
04:43Now, if it's about the tax disc
04:45I can assure you that the new one is in the post
04:48Something to do with your road fund licence, sir
04:50Down for a bit of fishing, are we?
04:52Oh, no, no, no, nothing like that, no
04:55Then why have you got three fishing rods tied to your roof rack?
05:02Oh, well, no
05:03Oh, no, no, because you remember we said we might do a little bit of fishing
05:08Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah, yeah, might do, you know, just a little bit, like, you know, titlers
05:11No salmon, though
05:13I see
05:17You haven't given anyone a lift in the last half hour or so, have you, sir?
05:23Er, no
05:25Look, what is this all about, anyway?
05:27We've just had word that a patient's escaped from the local hospital
05:30Escaped?
05:32What you got out here?
05:33National Health Stalegs?
05:33There's no ordinary hospital, sir
05:37It's an institute for the criminally insane
05:40See, this storm's brought a few power cables down
05:44Blacked out the entire area
05:46It even put the institute security system out of action
05:49So this patient took his chance
05:52And made off across the moors
05:54It's out there somewhere now
05:57For all I know, he could be watching us
06:00What was he, er, in there for, anyway?
06:06Ten years ago, this very night
06:08He killed a party of weekend fishermen
06:09They called him the axe murderer
06:14No, no, I didn't know
06:18I must have been out that night
06:20People, be very careful
06:22Don't pick up any hitchhikers
06:24Don't stop for anyone, no matter what the circumstance is
06:27And if you see or hear anything suspicious
06:30Phone the police immediately
06:32Your lives may depend on it
06:35Right, gentlemen
06:37Have a nice weekend, won't you?
06:38Yeah
06:38Yeah, well, come on
06:48Full ahead both, Rodney
06:49Ain't going on, are we?
06:51Yeah, of course we are
06:52Build it
06:53It's a crazed axe murderer out there somewhere
06:56I know that, Rodders
06:58But you seem to be forgetting
06:59That we're on a 300 quid earner
07:02Don't worry
07:04We'll be locked up safe and sound in Boyce's cottage
07:07Anyway, there's three of us
07:10It's me and you
07:13Don't worry, I'll look after you
07:19So pallet to slow down
07:20Well, let's open it
07:21Whoa, I'll re-
07:34RA item
07:35Without a troll
07:35I can't think of
07:36God
07:37Oh, look at this stuff out of here.
07:54Come on.
07:55All right, Grendy.
08:07Oh, this is shut up.
08:16You're making me nervous.
08:18Look, I didn't say I saw someone, did I?
08:21Just thought I saw something.
08:23All right, don't worry.
08:24Get them lanterns going, will you, Rodney?
08:26What's wrong with the lights?
08:27There's no electric, is there?
08:28Someone's been tampering with it.
08:30Oh, look, the storm has blown the power cables over, remember?
08:34The whole area's blacked out, isn't it?
08:36Oh, yeah.
08:37I'll see if I can find some candles in this cupboard over here.
08:39Hmm.
08:48What are you doing?
08:49I'm phoning the law.
08:50You're doing what?
08:51What are you trying to do to me?
08:53God!
08:54Look, we're down here doing a bit of fishing.
08:57The last thing we need is the local polizia sniffing round our keep nets.
09:01Look, that cop has said if we see or hear anything suspicious,
09:04phone the police immediately.
09:06Our lives could depend on it.
09:07All right, then.
09:08Who have you seen, Hawkeye?
09:10I saw...
09:14A movement in the trees.
09:15A movement?
09:16Of course you've seen a movement in the trees.
09:19There's a ruddy typhoid blown out there.
09:24Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.
09:25It's all right.
09:26It comes to me.
09:27Pull yourself together, all right?
09:28I'll be all right.
09:29Yeah, yeah.
09:30I'm sorry.
09:32It's a typhoon.
09:34Ah, good idea, Rodney.
09:35Put the kettle on.
09:36We'll have a nice cup of tea.
09:46Uh, Del, there's only an electric kettle out there.
09:49Well, use a saucepan then.
09:54No, there ain't none.
09:57Benny, look, come out of my way.
09:58I'll do it.
09:59Look.
10:00Here, look, have a look in that sideboard.
10:01See if Boycey's left any scotch, will ya?
10:03If he hasn't, we'll have to drink mine.
10:11Here you are, Rodney.
10:12See what I mean?
10:13There ain't no ghosties or ghoulies out here.
10:21Dear boy, come in here quick.
10:23Rodney's found something.
10:26Is it what?
10:32Monopoly.
10:33Oh, God.
10:34Now we are all doomed.
10:35Not the Monopoly.
10:40Hmm.
10:41What?
10:42It's on your chopper.
10:46The same thing.
10:47No, Del.
10:48The police ain't looking for an escaped chopper murderer.
10:51Look, just a bit.
10:52Let me ask you two something.
10:53Where are we?
10:54We're in Stuck.
10:55We're in...
10:56No, we're in the country, aren't we, eh?
10:57Country people have these things hanging about.
10:58It's part and parcel of their lives.
10:59Oh, right.
11:00Let me ask you something.
11:01Where do you think that escaped bloke is right now?
11:02Probably out there on the moors.
11:03In this weather.
11:04Yeah, well, he's mad, isn't he?
11:05Well, he might be mad.
11:06He'd have to be bloody stupid to be out there on the moors.
11:07Exactly.
11:08Exactly.
11:09I reckon he'd have holed up somewhere.
11:10Found himself an empty place.
11:11Like this.
11:12Yeah, but this place ain't empty, is it?
11:13It was before we arrived, Del.
11:14What do you reckon?
11:15All right, then?
11:16What, he's up there having a kip?
11:17Well, he could be up there on the moors.
11:18Well, he could be up there on the moors.
11:19Let me ask you something.
11:20Where do you think that escaped bloke is right now?
11:21Probably out there on them moors.
11:22In this weather.
11:23Well, he's mad, isn't he?
11:24Well, he's mad, isn't he?
11:25Well, he might be mad.
11:26He'd have to be bloody stupid to be out there on the moors.
11:27Exactly.
11:28I reckon he'd have holed up somewhere.
11:29Found himself an empty place.
11:30He'd have holed up somewhere in the moors before we arrived, Del.
11:34What do you reckon?
11:35All right, then?
11:36What, he's up there having a kip?
11:37Well, he could be up there.
11:38Well, I shouldn't let him worry you, Grandad,
11:40because the three bears have probably eaten him by now.
11:44I mean, what is this fairy story that you're giving me?
11:46What's the matter with you two?
11:47You've been sniffing the boss dick or something?
11:49All right, then.
11:50Well, why don't you go up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire
11:53and check it out?
11:58No, I don't have to.
12:00No, I mean, listen, would any self-respecting axe murderer
12:04pop upstairs for 40 weeks and leave his chopper in the sideboard?
12:11He might have a spare one.
12:13He's got a kit of them now, has he?
12:15I suppose he's got a little caddy that carries them around for him.
12:19And another thing, if the man of the moment is upstairs having a lie-in,
12:23who was it that you thought you saw out there in the trees?
12:26His brother?
12:27Oh, yeah, that's right.
12:30Oh, two places at once.
12:32No, of course not.
12:35Oh, he's probably halfway to London by now.
12:37Yeah, of course he is.
12:38He's probably looking for an empty place up there.
12:40I hope we don't find our flat.
12:42Will you shut up?
12:45Will you just stop all this nonsense?
12:49Look, are we all agreed that we are safe and sound?
12:54Well, yeah.
12:55Right.
12:56Right.
12:57Right.
12:58Now, can we just, you know, can we just, like, relax a bit now?
12:59You know?
13:00You all right?
13:01Here on.
13:03Now.
13:06I wonder where the toilet is.
13:09It's outside.
13:10I saw it as we come in.
13:11Right.
13:12I think I'll leave it till the morning.
13:26Ah, Park Lane.
13:28I think that's one of my properties, Rodney.
13:30Of course it is.
13:31You own everything on the board.
13:33No, I don't.
13:34No, I don't.
13:35Look, you've got there Coventry Street.
13:36Grandad's got the waterworks and all that.
13:38How'd it come along?
13:39Ah, yeah.
13:40Park Lane with one hotel, £2,000, please.
13:43Two...
13:44Hold on.
13:45Hey, what?
13:46According to this, it's only £1,500.
13:48Yes, I know, but I put you in the penthouse suite, haven't I?
13:52I don't want the penthouse suite, do I?
13:55There you go, £1,500.
13:56That's all you're getting.
13:57Like a big kid, isn't he?
13:58Yeah, well, I'd give up on him, Grandad.
14:00I'd ring you.
14:01It's your go, Grandfather.
14:05Ah!
14:06Piccadilly!
14:07Right.
14:08That's mine, then.
14:09I've got a hotel, so that's £1,200.
14:10£1,200 for a hotel next to a smelly old waterworks?
14:15What?
14:16All them sewers.
14:17I'd rather sleep in the car or look for a bed and breakfast.
14:21No, no.
14:22You don't understand, bless him.
14:24No, no.
14:26I've seen the rules.
14:27£1,200 is scandalous.
14:31I ain't a tourist, you know.
14:34Del, can you have a word with him?
14:38Well, I think he's got a point, Rodney.
14:40I mean, I don't know what possessed you to build a hotel next to a sewage farm in the first place.
14:44I mean, let's face it, you know, your gaff's never going to get in a Michelin Guide, is it, eh?
14:51But the point of the...
14:56Stupid bloody gun!
14:57Oi, oi, oi, oi!
14:58Oi, oi, oi!
14:59Oi!
15:00That's charming, that, isn't it, eh?
15:01Just cos you're losing.
15:02Oh, shut up!
15:03You want to learn to grow up a bit, my son.
15:05I didn't want to play this stupid bloody game in the first place.
15:08Yeah, alright, here.
15:09Grandad, I think there's a hotel underneath the porch here.
15:13If there's any money down there, it's mine, right?
15:14Oh!
15:15Here, look, here's the car.
15:16There's the top hat.
15:17Don't buy my car.
15:18There's the top hat.
15:19Don't buy my car.
15:20There's the top hat.
15:21Oh, it's a car.
15:22There it is.
15:23There it is.
15:24There's any more money down there.
15:37Del.
15:38Don't you speak to me, Rodney, I'm finished with you.
15:41Del, there is a man at the window.
15:43You what?
15:44There is a man at the window.
15:45He ain't got a bucket and a shabby lever, has he?
15:46I'm being serious, Bill.
15:47There is somebody at the window.
15:48All right, Rodney, all right?
15:49Relax, just take it easy, all right?
15:50I'll take a look.
15:51I'll take a look.
15:52I'll take a look.
15:53There.
15:54I'll take a look.
15:55There.
15:56I'll take a look.
15:57I'll take a look.
15:58I'll take a look.
15:59There.
16:00There's nothing there, Rodney.
16:01There's nothing there, look.
16:02There's nothing there, Rodney.
16:03There's nothing there.
16:04I'll take a look.
16:05There's nothing there, I swear to you.
16:06My face was only inches from that glass.
16:07What does he look like?
16:08Horrible.
16:09He had these evil eyes and these grotesque evil things.
16:10I'm going to take a look.
16:11I'm going to take a look.
16:12I'll take a look.
16:23There's nothing there, Rodney, look.
16:26There's no-one out there.
16:27There's nothing there, Rodney.
16:28Look, there's no-one out there.
16:29There.
16:30He was dead, Bill, I swear to you.
16:31My face was only inches from that glass.
16:32What did he look like?
16:35Horrible.
16:36He had these evil eyes and this grotesque, evil face.
16:41Maybe it was a reflection.
16:43That was no reflection, Bill. I swear to God, I was just...
16:46What do you mean, a reflection?
16:49No, no, what I mean is that your imagination sometimes plays games with you.
16:53You know, it tricks you into believing that you saw something that isn't really there.
16:56Bill, I saw the rain running down his forehead.
16:59I saw the blood vessels in the whites of his eyes.
17:01I saw the hairs coming out of his nostrils.
17:03Well, it might have been the shadows in the trees, Rodney.
17:07Oh, dear God!
17:14Is anyone there?
17:16I think there's someone at the door.
17:19No, this might be probably just the shadows.
17:22Shadows?
17:24Until they start singing Summer Holidays, we'll expect the worst.
17:29Who's here?
17:30Oh, good evening.
17:31My name's Robson. I'm Chief of Security at the institution.
17:35Oh, thank God for that.
17:36What the hell do you think you're doing?
17:38It's the Chief of Security at the hospital.
17:40Says who?
17:41Well, he's just his minutes.
17:44He's unfair.
17:46He could be anybody.
17:48Me?
17:51You, get ready.
17:53Will?
18:00Well, what?
18:03Is that him?
18:04Who?
18:04The face at the window.
18:06I don't know. I didn't look.
18:08You, Wally!
18:09You never said what he was going to go.
18:11Is everything all right?
18:12Yeah, I won't give you a minute, Chief.
18:14Now, do it. Do it again.
18:15Now, this time, you take a good look.
18:17All right.
18:18All right.
18:19Ready?
18:21Good evening.
18:21Well?
18:26No, it's not.
18:26You sure?
18:27Yeah, I'm positive that. It's definitely not in.
18:29All right, good.
18:32Do come in, Chief.
18:35There we are.
18:36Appalling weather.
18:36Yes.
18:37Sorry about leaving you standing out there, but we can't be too sure, can you?
18:41You know, we thought you might have been a double glazing salesman.
18:43What?
18:43Oh, yes.
18:44Well, if you'd like to see some identification, there's everything there from my driver's licence
18:48to my blood donor's car.
18:50Oh, yeah, no, no, that's all right, that's all right.
18:51Broadly, fix the, uh, chief a drink, will you?
18:53All right.
18:54So, you haven't caught him yet, then?
18:56Unfortunately, no.
18:57We've extended the search up to this area now.
18:59We have the entire police forces of three counties out looking for him.
19:03I was passing, saw a light.
19:05What exactly are you gentlemen doing here?
19:07Oh, we're on a fishing trip.
19:13I, uh, don't suppose you've seen anything?
19:16Well, other than the face at the window, nothing.
19:19Face at the window?
19:19Yeah, well, I mean, Rodney here reckoned he saw a face at the window, and I don't know
19:24whether to believe him or not.
19:25Oh, I saw him, Del.
19:26I was only sort of like three inches away from him.
19:29Could you describe him for me?
19:30Yeah, of course I could.
19:31He was about, um, 50.
19:33Yeah.
19:33He had this gaunt, hungered expression, you know, and his eyes were like wild animals.
19:39Yeah, and he got, what, he got air out of his nostrils.
19:41Oh, yeah, there was all that.
19:43You're quite certain it wasn't a reflection?
19:48Look, it was not a reflection.
19:50I'm sorry, but at times like these, people's imaginations run amok.
19:54Why, we've had 200 sightings this evening alone.
19:57What was the colour of his hair?
20:00What?
20:01I'm, yeah, I'm...
20:02On his head.
20:04Oh, uh, Greg.
20:06Ah, sounds like my man.
20:08When exactly did this happen?
20:10Well, just now, a minute or so before you arrived.
20:12Hmm, he must have seen me.
20:14You reckon he's still out there, then?
20:16Oh, no, he'd be long gone by now.
20:18It's the uniform, you see.
20:20He's terrified of people in authority.
20:22Well, after 10 years in an institution, who wouldn't be?
20:26Yeah, well, I feel sorry for the poor little cock.
20:29Chief, do you mind if I asked you something?
20:34What's that?
20:35Well, is it safe for me to go to the car seat?
20:38I mean, it's outside.
20:39Oh, you're perfectly safe.
20:41It'll be a long way away by now.
20:42Oh, good.
20:42Right, that's all right.
20:43Well, go on then, girl.
20:53There's nothing to be frightened of now.
20:55I know.
20:55You don't have to go out there, do you?
20:57But you heard what the chief said.
20:59Go on.
20:59There's no need to worry.
21:00All right.
21:02He's such a worrier.
21:12You weren't frightened at all?
21:32Me?
21:32No.
21:33No.
21:34Because, you see, in the past, I have done work for the mentally disturbed.
21:38He went out selling flags one Saturday.
21:43Well, yeah, but I can actually sympathise with this guy's problems.
21:48Sympathise?
21:49But he's a psycho.
21:51Have you any idea what a psycho, as you so eloquently put it, is?
21:55Of course I have.
21:56He's a geezer what dresses up in his mother's clothes.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:29Now, spouts.
22:31Rodney, granddad.
22:33Come out here, quick.
22:34Bring some room.
22:38Yeah, so then, right, I grabbed the axe out of his hand
22:41and I cracked him good and hard on the jaw,
22:43so obviously he went down, right?
22:45Then I tied him up good and tight
22:46and we bundled him in the back of the van.
22:49Well, good work, lad.
22:50You say you caught him single-handed?
22:51Yeah.
22:55Well, um, no.
22:57There was my brother back at the cottage.
22:59He helped a bit.
23:01You're too modest, Rodney.
23:03Well, there could be a medal in this.
23:06Well.
23:07Right, get ready, lads.
23:09This one could be a handful.
23:15Is this some kind of joke?
23:18What do you mean?
23:19This is no escaped lunatic.
23:21This is Tom Whitten, the gamekeeper.
23:23And you shouldn't have gagged him like that.
23:25He suffers from asthma.
23:26Well, now, hold on a minute.
23:30The chief of security from the institution itself said it was him.
23:33What chief of security?
23:35What's his name?
23:36Robson.
23:37I mean, you can ask him yourself.
23:39He's back at the cottage with Del.
23:41Chief Robson is not at the cottage.
23:43He's at the hospital.
23:45The escaped man hit him on the head, then stole his uniform and his identity papers.
23:53Well, I still reckon we should have gone with him.
23:55Oh, no, it was imperative.
23:56I made out my report immediately.
23:58And, after all, I needed you here with me.
24:01You were the one that recaptured him.
24:02Well, yes, I am, I suppose, yeah.
24:05Here, what do you say we have a nice little drink to celebrate, eh?
24:09Well, the old river's clearing up nicely.
24:11Look at that, full moon.
24:18Oh, there you go, chief.
24:20Oh, excuse me.
24:24Yes, hello.
24:25Oh, hello, Rodders.
24:26Did you get there all right?
24:28Yeah.
24:32He's what?
24:42No.
24:45You all right?
24:48The chief's just standing there, you know, examining his axe.
24:54Yeah, all right, well, you'll hurry back, won't you?
24:58All right, goodbye.
25:02Well, I just phoned up now, tell us he got there all right.
25:08Good.
25:09Do you like fish?
25:11What?
25:12Do you like fish?
25:13Oh, yeah, yeah, a little bit of salt and vinegar, lovely.
25:16I only like living fish.
25:19Fish that swim in the rivers and the seas.
25:22I don't like people that kill them.
25:24No, no, no, I don't.
25:25I don't like that salt myself.
25:27But I saw fishing rods on your van.
25:29No, no, no, they didn't belong to me.
25:30They belonged to my brother and my granddad.
25:32I mean, I keep telling them, I beg them not to hurt the poor little fishies.
25:35I mean, I only come down here for the fresh air.
25:40Go on.
25:43Do you like snooker?
25:48Snooker?
25:49Yes!
25:51Do you?
25:52Oh, yes.
25:52So do I.
25:53It's terrific, isn't it?
25:55Shall we play a game?
25:58Well, snooker?
26:00Yes!
26:00Yeah, yeah, all right.
26:03Um, I tell you what, I'll just pop out to the shed at the bottom of the garden,
26:07because I think I remember seeing a snooker table in there.
26:10All right?
26:11No need.
26:15We'll use this one.
26:17Here.
26:22What?
26:22What do you mean?
26:23What, this one here you mean?
26:24Yes!
26:24Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
26:27Yeah.
26:31Thank God for that.
26:32Is that a police helicopter?
26:34No!
26:34You're all right?
26:35It's Barrett's.
26:42Good.
26:43You can break.
26:51Um, I'll tell you what, why don't I put that somewhere safe?
26:58Because you won't be able to hold your cue properly with that in your hand, will you?
27:01Well, I suppose you're all right.
27:10Yeah, of course I am.
27:12You know it makes sense.
27:17Which cue would you like?
27:19I'll have this one.
27:33Good.
27:34This is my favourite.
27:37You can see it's a good one, can't you?
27:41I'm not very good at snooker.
27:43I always lose.
27:44I've got a feeling you're going to win this one.
27:45I hope not.
27:47I don't like winning.
27:49My father used to force me to win at everything I did.
27:52But people challenge winners.
27:54You become vulnerable.
27:56You feel open to attack.
27:58Do you know the feeling?
27:59Yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
28:02But losers are anonymous.
28:05No one wants to challenge a loser.
28:08There's something comforting in defeat.
28:12I really like losing.
28:16There you are.
28:19Well, what do you say we make this game a little more interesting?
28:23Should we play for a ten or a frame?
28:26Oh, all right.
28:27I've got a feeling that this weekend is not going to be a total loss after all.
28:33Nothing.
28:34Got a chalk.
28:37Thanks.
28:38No income tax, no VAT, no money back, no guarantee.
29:07It's black or white, rich or broke.
29:11We'll cut prices and a straw.
29:16God bless hooky street.
29:19Viva hooky street.
29:22Long live hooky street.
29:24Say mind and feet hooky street.
29:27Mind and feet hooky street.
29:32Hooky street.
29:35Hooky street.
29:38Hooky street.