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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:06I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones
00:13But you don't ask questions
00:14Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:21It's like the changing of the seasons
00:24And the tides of the sea
00:25But is the one which drives me bizarre
00:29Why do only fools and horses work
00:33La-la-la-la
00:34La-la-la-la-la
00:36Oh, come on, Winston.
00:38This is not some cowboy spook you're speaking to.
00:41This is Del Trotter, the only white man you ever trusted.
00:44When did I nick your speaker?
00:47Oh, that speaker?
00:48Yeah, well, I only borrowed it for the party, didn't I?
00:50Gave it back to you the next day.
00:51Well, all right, the next week.
00:54Anyway, you're not honestly trying to tell me
00:55that you've only got one speaker.
00:57Well, just one?
00:59Blimey, what a way to run a railway station.
01:02Anyway, look, never mind about your rotten speaker.
01:04Now listen, this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer.
01:07How would you like to buy a genuine mink coat for 50 quid?
01:11No, no, it's not Ben.
01:13Now the reason why it's so cheap is because it's Ethiopian mink.
01:18Ethiopian.
01:19Yeah, I got this contact in Babylon.
01:21Oh, well, the only difference between Ethiopian mink and ordinary mink is the colour.
01:29Yeah, that's right.
01:30Yeah, what's the colour of them coats that we've got in the garage?
01:33Tabby.
01:34Yes, they're tabby.
01:35No, they're a sort of, um, mottled grey with delicate highlights in black and white.
01:45I'll pop one round you, shall I?
01:47Yeah.
01:48You ain't got a dog, have you?
01:49Look, I'm only asking you to look at it.
01:55I don't want you to feed it or nothing.
01:57Yeah.
01:59Yeah, all right.
02:00Yeah, I understand, Winston.
02:02Yeah, okay.
02:04Yeah, all right.
02:04See you around, pal.
02:05Oh, well, you win some, you lose some.
02:19Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
02:23It's, well, berth à la mode, as the French say.
02:28What's wrong, Del?
02:29Wrong?
02:30No, nothing's wrong.
02:32Things couldn't be better, Rodney.
02:33This time, next year, we'll be millionaires.
02:35Right, here, get the parfum de toilette into the back of the van,
02:38and we'll see if we can make a pillion down the old market, all right?
02:41Right, all right.
02:42That's it, off you go.
02:47Do you play cards again last night?
02:50Yeah, yeah, that's right, Grandad.
02:51You know me, eh?
02:53He who dares wins.
02:56How'd you get on?
02:57I lost.
02:59I even had Mum's lucky rabbit foot with me.
03:02Brought me about as much luck as it did the rabbit.
03:06You want to ease up with this gambling, Del boy?
03:09I've seen too many good men finish up in the gutter chasing easy money.
03:14Yeah, it's that Boise, innit?
03:16You know, Boise, you're the second-hand card dealer from Lewisham.
03:19I have never seen anyone so lucky at cards, Grandad.
03:23It's all for big money and all.
03:25He ain't using a marked deck, is he?
03:27What? No, we're close friends.
03:30Anyway, who knows I'd break his arms.
03:33Well, I were in a card school once where the cards was marked.
03:37I lost a fortune.
03:39What, you knew they were marked?
03:40Oh, yeah.
03:41I marked them.
03:42I was never much good at cards.
03:47Stone me, never mind.
03:49Oh.
03:49Here.
03:49Yeah?
03:50This Boise fella, does he like spinning the old coin, Del?
03:53You know, double or quits?
03:55Well, yeah, him.
03:56He likes any form of gambling, doesn't he?
03:58Oh, well.
03:59Here, Del.
03:59You try me with this.
04:02It's a double-headed coin.
04:05A what?
04:07Double-headed...
04:08I thought you only saw these in them old British movies.
04:13Scotch bloke gimme that during the war.
04:16I remember it like it was yesterday.
04:19His hands was trembling and his voice was just a whisper.
04:23He said,
04:24I want you to have something to remember me by, Trotter.
04:29Take me lucky coin.
04:32Then he...
04:33He went.
04:35What, he died?
04:38Deserted.
04:40Mind you, you couldn't blame him.
04:42The way them Germans was carrying on,
04:44someone was going to get hurt.
04:49I don't believe it.
04:50I just don't believe it.
04:53I mean, I thought we would have got a right result with that scent.
04:55You know, I thought they'd be queuing,
04:56camping out on the pavement like they do at an arid sail.
04:59Instead of that.
05:02How many did we sell in the end?
05:04What, all together?
05:05Yeah.
05:05None.
05:08Many as that, was it?
05:10Hang about, hang about.
05:12I saw you sell one.
05:13No, she brought it back.
05:15Why?
05:15She smelt it.
05:17She said to me,
05:18the last time she smelt an odour like that
05:20was when the cat sanctuary got bombed during the war.
05:24Right, Dave.
05:26How's your luck, dear boy?
05:27Nice, mate.
05:28Oh!
05:29Don't ask, Chief.
05:29Don't ask.
05:30Still bad, eh?
05:31Yeah.
05:31I'll have a pint of milk, please.
05:32Love, what's yours?
05:33No, no, thanks, Chief.
05:34We're all right.
05:35I ain't never seen such bad poker hands as he's been getting.
05:38He lost 150 Nickler in cold blood last night.
05:42150 pounds?
05:44Yeah, no, it's all right.
05:45It's all right.
05:46I'm just going through this losing streak.
05:48It'll be all right.
05:48It'll soon pass.
05:49You don't honestly believe all that rubbish
05:51about winning and losing streaks, do you?
05:53You make your own luck in this world, son.
05:55There's no such thing as a losing streak.
05:58You give my arse and head eight, Rodney.
06:01You really do.
06:02You know nothing about cards, do you?
06:04You and your little mates are still playing strip snack, ain't ya?
06:09One of these days,
06:10they're thinking of inviting some girls along.
06:13See, Dave,
06:14a losing streak was like joining the Moonies.
06:17Easy to get into,
06:18but a bark to get out of.
06:21Just how much have you lost, Del?
06:23Got your Anki Andy?
06:25I didn't want to tell you.
06:26I didn't want you worrying.
06:28I couldn't stand all that dermatitis all over again.
06:31We've got 70 quid,
06:32and that's all that's left of our profits.
06:35Well, at least we can put the central eating back on
06:37and get something to eat.
06:38Right?
06:39You don't think I'm wasting this on food and warmth, do you?
06:41This is my state money for tonight's game.
06:44You're playing again tonight?
06:45Yeah.
06:46Tonight, 8.30, our place.
06:47Trigger?
06:48Del?
06:49Oh, hi, Boisey.
06:51Hello, Rodney.
06:53Boisey.
06:54Oh, dear, what's up with you?
06:56Bird trouble?
06:57You look as though you've had a promise from a liar.
07:01How's your luck, Del?
07:03Oh, changing, changing.
07:04Outed two and a half hundred quid's worth of French scent this morning.
07:08Oh, good.
07:10You're in the chair then, are you?
07:12No.
07:13Oh.
07:13Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:15Yeah, Trig?
07:17I'm all right.
07:18Good.
07:19I'll have a cognac.
07:21Better make it a small one.
07:22Don't want to skint you before tonight's game, do I?
07:25Julie?
07:26Yes.
07:26Could I have a double cognac, please?
07:29And I'll have a large,
07:31I'll say a large Shivers Regal.
07:34With Coke.
07:35Yeah.
07:36And I'll have a double Southern Comfort with American Dry.
07:39Yeah.
07:41That's half a lager for Rodney.
07:45And why don't you have one yourself, you know,
07:46and put the change in the third world relief bottle, will you?
07:50So how's your luck, pal?
07:52Well, not too good, to be fair with you.
07:54I sold one today, mind you, a 1980 Simca estate.
07:58Only made 850 out of it, no?
08:01I mean, what's 850 these days?
08:02Hardly, it's a swimming pool for a week.
08:05Grim, innit?
08:06Oh, yeah, absolutely.
08:07I said to Marlene, you remember Marlene, don't you, doll?
08:10Oh, yes, yes.
08:11All the lads remember Marlene.
08:12Yeah.
08:13I said to Mar...
08:14Yeah, I said to Marlene, I said,
08:19if it wasn't for the fact that I was making so much out of Del and the boys,
08:22I'd have to do something really drastic,
08:24like only having smoked salmon twice a week, you know?
08:27You got more front than Brighton, ain't you?
08:30Listen, boysie, I'm telling you,
08:32that my life's changing, I'm on a winning streak.
08:34Oh, God.
08:35No, I am, straight up.
08:36Now, listen, all right, then, I'll tell you what, tell you what, look.
08:38It's 20 quid, right, that says the next customer in buys a pint or something.
08:43You are on.
08:45Right.
08:45For 20 years, it's the next customer orders a short.
08:48You're pushing your luck a bit, Inchart.
08:50No, no, I'm not, Rodney.
08:51I've just seen the next customer who's coming in past the window.
08:54You...
08:54Come on, my son.
08:56Yes, love.
08:56I'll have a dry martini and a slimline tonic.
08:59It pains me to take it, Del, you know?
09:07It really pains me.
09:09Well, cheers.
09:128.30 around your place, is it?
09:15That is it.
09:16No, that is it.
09:17No, Del, don't leave it.
09:19Leave it.
09:20I'm not going to hit him, you fool.
09:22Listen, I've got a double-headed coin.
09:25I'm going to stitch him up.
09:27Shh.
09:28Where is he?
09:28Oi, Boisey.
09:30Here, just a minute, just before you go.
09:32I'll tell you what, look, you're a gambling man.
09:33That 20 quid, right?
09:35I'll toss you for it, double or nothing.
09:38Go on, then.
09:39Right.
09:42Ed's.
09:48What?
09:52Ed's.
09:52You know what, Del, I hope this winning streak of yours holds out till tonight.
10:08That's it.
10:23That is it.
10:24That is it.
10:24I've just done mistake money for tonight's game, haven't I?
10:27Good.
10:27What do you mean good?
10:28Look, you're on the verge of losing everything we've ever worked for on a rotten bloody poker game.
10:33What do you expect me to say, eh?
10:34Good old Del boy.
10:35He knows the shortcut to the workhouse.
10:37All right, Rodney.
10:38All right.
10:38Don't worry.
10:39If the worst comes to the worst, you know, we can always do ourselves in, can't we, eh?
10:43You know, me, you and granddad can go and jump in the River Thames.
10:45It'd be quicker to drink a drop of it.
10:49Looks as though you've already started.
10:51Why don't you say to Boise, tonight's off.
10:54Say you caught something.
10:56Look, let me explain something to you, Rodney.
10:59Right?
11:00Look, beneath all this finery, there lies a book.
11:07Now, that surprises you, doesn't it, eh?
11:09No.
11:09Look, you don't remember the day that Dad left home, do you?
11:16No, of course you don't, because you was too young.
11:19Well, Mum, she'd...
11:20Well, she'd only just, you know, left us.
11:24And, well, you were just a little nipper with a pink patch over your national elf specs.
11:28You know, took that turn in your eye.
11:30Granddad, he was sitting at home in his armchairs, waiting for colour television to be invented.
11:35Anyway, I came home that evening and found that Dad had gone.
11:40Taking all his things and gone.
11:42He took everything, Rodney.
11:44He took my savings, my three-quarter-length suede coat.
11:49He even opened your little piggy bank.
11:53But the one thing that he didn't get was the money that Mum had left me and you.
11:57Well, that was because I did it too well, see.
11:59Anyway, he left us with nothing, Rodney, not even the price of a meal.
12:02Now, you know what day that was?
12:08It's my 16th birthday.
12:13He even took my cake.
12:17What a lousy...
12:18Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
12:20That's your father you're talking about.
12:23Well, I'm sorry, girl, but that's how I feel about him.
12:25Well, it's all right. It's understandable. It's understandable.
12:27But, you see, from that day, I swore that I would never run away from anything in my life.
12:33I mean, you know, if a wild lion were to come in here now,
12:36my old April would be pouting like a good'un, but I'd stand me ground.
12:40I would.
12:41Because it's geezers like me that...
12:43that capture German machine gun nests.
12:47And that's why I've got to play the game tonight, Rodney, you see.
12:49Because I can't run away.
12:51Running away only wears out your shoes.
12:53Do you understand, man?
12:56Yeah.
12:58Yeah, I understand you, Del.
12:59And I'll tell you something else.
13:01We're going to beat Boisey tonight.
13:02That's the spirit, my son.
13:04That's it. We'll take him to the cleaners.
13:06Oh, what?
13:07They'll call our place Chase Sketchley's by the time we finish with him.
13:10Yeah.
13:11Right, well, I'll see you later.
13:12I'm going to get you some steak money.
13:14Where from?
13:15Oi, when the chips are down, I can be just as sharp as you.
13:18Now, you remember that party we had at the flat last month, yeah?
13:21There was plenty of booze, right?
13:23You're not going to organise a disco, are you?
13:25No.
13:25No.
13:26I'm going to take the entries back for you.
13:35It's amazing, isn't it, Trig?
13:36I've lived with him for all these years and I thought I really knew him.
13:40You know, and then something like this happens, some simple gesture, and then you suddenly realise what a 100% 24-carat plonker he really is.
13:54Well?
14:04Well, what?
14:06Are you going to lend me that money or not?
14:08I ain't going to lend you nothing.
14:09If I had a million pounds, I wouldn't give you a penny of it.
14:13Come on, Grandad.
14:14Just give me a straight yes or no.
14:16Why should I give you money to lose?
14:20And don't give me that old fanny about a losing streak.
14:23It's true.
14:24Today I put 20 quid on a Macalpine navvy who was on a dire.
14:29Now, what are the odds on you picking the only genuine weight water in London?
14:33What makes you think I've got any money anyhow?
14:37I'm only an old age pensioner, dear old boy.
14:40I'm only an old age pensioner, dear old boy.
14:42You crafty old sod.
14:44You had a 25 to 1 winner at Kempton Park on Monday.
14:47I know, cos I gave you the fiver and Rodney picked up your winnings.
14:51One hundred and twenty-five quid.
14:53Oh, that.
14:55Yes, oh, that.
14:56That's right.
14:57Come on, Grandad.
14:58But lend me a hundred.
15:00I'll pay you back double.
15:01Now, be fair, I've always been straight with you, haven't I?
15:04Remember last month when you said you were feeling the cold in bed?
15:07What did I do for you?
15:09You brought me an electric blanket.
15:11That's right.
15:12Give me the hundred and I'll put a plug on it for you.
15:15All right.
15:17You pay me back double, though.
15:18Don't worry, yeah, all right, all right.
15:22Yeah, do you always wear that money belt?
15:24Well, stops me getting a chill on me belly.
15:27That is most probably why your kidney stones didn't show up on that x-ray.
15:34There you go.
15:35Thank you, Grandad.
15:35And don't you lose it.
15:37No, all right, all right, I won't.
15:38Cheers.
15:40Trigger and boy, Sierra.
15:41All right, all right.
15:42Keep calm, Rodney.
15:44Keep calm.
15:46All right.
15:47Just, er...
15:48Just play it cool.
15:50You know what I mean?
15:50Come on, just...
15:51Nice and cool.
15:53Nice.
15:53What are you doing?
15:57All right, Dave?
15:58All right.
15:58All right.
15:58Del boy?
15:59No, trick.
15:59Trick.
16:01All right, and boy, see?
16:03Good evening.
16:06Come on, everyone.
16:07Do you get the boys a drink?
16:09Well, you don't see many places like this these days, Del boy.
16:12Oh, thanks.
16:13I designed it myself.
16:15Yeah, I thought as much.
16:17As a matter of fact, I saw a place rather like this on a television programme recently.
16:22Dallas?
16:23No, not Dallas.
16:24Definitely not Dallas.
16:25No, it was a charity appeal.
16:29Had the wife in tears, you know.
16:31Still, Marlene's easily touched.
16:33Yeah, as Del said earlier, all the lads remember Marlene.
16:39Yeah, it was one of those programmes that...
16:41Well, are we going to stand here rabbiting all night, or are we going to play cards?
16:47No, we're going to play cards, boys.
16:48Come on in.
16:49I'll sit yourself down over there.
16:50Come on, trick.
16:51That's it.
16:52Right, that's it, Rodney.
16:54Get them beers down.
16:56Right.
16:58Five-card drawer.
16:59Usual limit, yeah?
17:01That's all right.
17:02Right, good.
17:04Right, I got a new pack of cards, so...
17:05Yes, I bought a new deck as well.
17:07Oh.
17:07Well, look, we'll use mine, save opening yours, all right?
17:09No, we'll use mine.
17:10No, no, let's use mine.
17:11Do all the host.
17:12And I'm the guest, so we'll use mine.
17:14Why don't you spin for it?
17:16Huh?
17:17Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea, trick.
17:20All right with you, Boise?
17:23Yeah, go on, then.
17:23Okay, then.
17:24Here you go.
17:26Heads.
17:31What?
17:32I said heads.
17:34Well, you called heads in the palm.
17:35And I'm calling heads again.
17:39We'll use your pack.
17:40All right.
17:59Is that all you've got, Dale?
18:01Eh?
18:02Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:04I've got more than that, you know.
18:06Oh, Rodney's got to rest for me.
18:08Yeah.
18:09Dale, here's the £4.37 from the entrance.
18:28Down to you, tree.
18:28Too heavy for me, Dale boy.
18:40I'm calling it a night.
18:43Looks like it's down to you and me, then, Dale boy.
18:46Right.
18:49You're 30.
18:52No razor, sir.
18:53And it costs you 30 quid to stay in, Dale.
19:02I ain't got 30 quid left, Boise.
19:04Well, what can I say?
19:06All right, hang about, hang about.
19:13Go on, 30 quid, I see you.
19:15I have a running flush.
19:19Four, five, six, seven, eight at heart.
19:23Jeez.
19:25I got three tens.
19:29God, I don't know.
19:30Not quite good enough, then, is it, Dale boy?
19:33Well, that seems to be the end of the evening.
19:35Shame, really.
19:36I was just getting into my stride.
19:37Well, I'll bid you a due, Lee.
19:40Hang about, Boise.
19:41Now, hang about.
19:44I ain't finished yet.
19:52He knows more card tricks than Paul Daniels, doesn't he?
19:56Do you reckon he's been switching them?
19:58Course he's been switching them.
20:00He's done you two up like a couple of kippers.
20:02Del, what?
20:11Oi, where'd you get that from?
20:14Busby sent you down a line, didn't he?
20:18It had come for the past fortnight
20:20we'd been living off Queer Street
20:21and suddenly all them notes materialise.
20:23This is the money that Mum left you and me.
20:26She said it was only to be used
20:28in a life or death situation.
20:30Oh, now, come on, Del.
20:31Well, this ain't a life or death situation.
20:33It's a bloody game of poker.
20:34No, it isn't, Roddy.
20:35This is not a game.
20:38This is a duel.
20:41All right, Boise, I've got 500 quid here
20:42that says that this game ain't over yet.
20:45Nice one, Del boy.
20:47I like your style.
20:49I'll tell you what,
20:50let's make this a bit exciting, shall we?
20:54No limit.
20:57That suits me, Boise.
20:58It suits me right down to the ground.
21:07Right.
21:08Right.
21:08I want you to text one.
21:35All right.
21:43I want you to text one.
21:47Go on, your bid.
22:13Century.
22:15A hundred notes you're coming out of bid, ain't you, Boise?
22:17This is a no-limit game between me and Delboy, so keep your nose out, Trigg.
22:21Don't worry, don't worry, Trigg.
22:24He's bluffing.
22:26All right.
22:28Hurry on.
22:29It's your hundred.
22:32And I'll raise you a hundred.
22:39Your hundred.
22:42But I'll raise you a hundred.
22:46You're bluffing.
22:47Only one way to find out, isn't there, Delboy?
22:53No, he's bluffing.
22:55He's definitely bluffing.
22:56I can tell by his eyes he's bluffing.
22:59It's going to cost you another hundred to find out, though.
23:03Trust me, Rodney, trust me.
23:06He's definitely bluffing.
23:07I got him by the short and curlies.
23:17It's your hundred.
23:21I'll raise you a two hundred.
23:22Want to see me, Boise?
23:27Oh, no.
23:31No, no, no, Goldboy.
23:36That's your two hundred.
23:37And I will raise you a grand.
23:50Knock him out, Del.
23:54It's going to cost you a thousand notes to see my cards, Del.
23:57I'm skim, Boise.
24:02Well, you shouldn't play big boys' games, then, should you?
24:06Play the games, son.
24:08That's the money their mum left them.
24:10That's all they got.
24:12Well, do something, Del.
24:17I'll get off the pot.
24:20Yeah.
24:22Yeah, all right.
24:26All my jewellery.
24:28Right?
24:30And, um...
24:33Eh?
24:34Trig.
24:34I'm brussing, mate.
24:36Rod, forget it, you.
24:39Yeah, you're going to have me car.
24:42Cheers, Trig.
24:43You're a real pal.
24:44Right.
24:45So that's my jewellery, right?
24:46And Trig's card.
24:47Now, it's a good'un.
24:49He must be joking.
24:50I sold it to him.
24:53You were what?
24:53Well, you'd get your money back, won't you?
24:55So that's my jewellery, Trig's card,
24:57the stereo and the tellies.
25:02Still don't come to a thousand, Del.
25:05All right, all right.
25:05I'll tell you what I do.
25:07It's my jewellery, Trig's card,
25:08the stereo and the tellies
25:09and everything in the flat, right?
25:11The cooker, the fridge, the deep freeze,
25:13the beds, the wardrobe, our clothes.
25:15Now, what's your bloody game, Del?
25:16It's all right.
25:17Trust me, Rodney, he's bluffing.
25:19Have faith in me.
25:24All right, doll boy.
25:26Seeing as how we're friends,
25:28I will accept all that
25:30as a bid of a thousand pounds.
25:31What have you got?
25:42I've got kings.
25:48How many?
25:49One, two, three, four, quatre.
25:58Four?
26:00I didn't know you were good at maths, though.
26:02I thought you were bluffing.
26:06Oh, no.
26:07Oh, no, no, no, no,
26:09no, Del boy.
26:11Not on your nelly.
26:13I thought he was bluffing.
26:15You berk.
26:18What did you have, Del?
26:20Two pair.
26:22Two pair?
26:23You went all that way on two wrong pair?
26:25I thought he was bluffing.
26:26Well, he bloody well wasn't, wasn't he?
26:29Couldn't give us a lift home,
26:30could you, Dave?
26:32Yeah, I could as it goes.
26:34I'll drop you off
26:35on our way to the river.
26:39Well, Del,
26:40I'll send the boys round
26:42in the morning for the stuff.
26:44It really pains me, Del.
26:46It really does pain me.
26:48What are you doing?
26:50What do you mean, what am I doing?
26:51I'm picking up my winnings, Del.
26:52That's what I'm doing.
26:53Oh, no, no, no, me old mate.
26:55No, no, not on your nelly.
26:58You know the rules of the game.
27:00All cards must be shown
27:01before the winnings are collected.
27:03Leave it out, will you, Del?
27:04You've only got two pair.
27:05No, no, Trigno, it's all right.
27:07Let Del have his little moment.
27:10Come on, Del.
27:11Let's see your two pair.
27:14Well, I've got a pair of aces.
27:17Yeah.
27:19And I've got another pair of aces.
27:25That's four aces.
27:38I didn't know that you were good
27:39at maxing the horse.
27:42Four aces.
27:44I ain't never seen it before.
27:46Four aces, eh?
27:48Four bloody aces!
27:50Great, that was...
27:51He's got four aces, see?
27:54I thought Del boy
27:55might have something up his sleeve.
28:00Oh, look at all that lovely money.
28:03I told you I could do it, eh, didn't I?
28:05Oh, well done.
28:07Oi, Brogney,
28:08now careful what is your game.
28:09Well done, Del.
28:13Thanks.
28:14Nicely played.
28:16Where'd you get those four bloody aces from?
28:18Same place you got them kings.
28:22I knew you was cheating, Boise.
28:24Oh, yeah.
28:25How?
28:26Because that wasn't the hand
28:27that I dealt you.
28:28Del, let's take him again.
28:39Hey, no, no,
28:40I don't want to push my luck.
28:41Oh, come on,
28:42you're on a winning streak.
28:43Eh?
28:43Yeah, yeah, you're right.
28:46Yeah.
28:46Eh, Boise, hang about.
28:48Hang about.
28:49Listen,
28:50I always like to see a man
28:51get a chance to
28:52get some of his money back, right?
28:54Tell you what I'm going to do.
28:55Look,
28:55there's 200 quid,
28:57I'll spin you for 200 quid,
28:58all right?
29:00No.
29:01No, no, Del.
29:02No, no, no, no way.
29:04I've beaten you on a spin twice.
29:06By law of averages,
29:07you've got to win this time.
29:08I'll tell you what,
29:09I'll be fair,
29:11Rodney can call for me,
29:12all right?
29:13Yeah, yeah,
29:13I'll call for him, yeah.
29:16200.
29:17Yeah.
29:19You, Rowan.
29:20Right.
29:22Call, Rodney.
29:23Tails.
29:34We've got some
29:35off-crossed,
29:35rektals,
29:36and a lot of them
29:36is a countertile.
29:38TV,
29:38D3s,
29:39and baby,
29:39Bully,
29:40O.P.
29:40Even gold chains,
29:42worst names,
29:43and ever push,
29:43and Trevor,
29:44France,
29:44and Trek,
29:45seats,
29:45promonition,
29:46shepherds,
29:46push,
29:47push,
29:47push,
29:47push,
29:48push,
29:48push,
29:48push.
29:49No income tax,
29:51no VAT,
29:52no money back,
29:54no guarantee.
29:56Black or white,
29:57let your boy,
29:59who will come prices
30:00and a straw.
30:01God plays
30:05Rookie Street,
30:06be my Rookie Street,
30:10long live Rookie Street,
30:12same and defeat,
30:14Rookie Street,
30:16and defeat,
30:17Rookie Street,
30:19Rookie Street,
30:23Rookie Street,
30:24Rookie Street.
30:31Rookie Street.
30:32Rookie Street.
30:33Rookie Street.