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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:06I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones
00:12But you don't ask questions
00:14Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:21It's like the changing of the seasons
00:23And the tides of the sea
00:25But is the one which drives me berserk
00:29Why do only fours and horses work
00:33La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
00:37La, la, la, la, la, la
00:43His legs are still playing him up
00:48Well I told him not to run in the London marathon
00:50Anyway, he's not coming to the tenants' meeting with us
00:54You're still coming in, Chad
00:55No way, bruv
00:56I'm going out with that little waitress
00:58that I blagged at the Pisa Palace.
00:59Eh? How did you manage to pull her?
01:01Well, I read somewhere that women are turned on by men
01:04in situations of power, so I told her I was a Euro minister.
01:08And she believed you?
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:10She must be thicker than them pizzas she dishes out of.
01:14Oi, don't get sardonic.
01:16Here, what's all this about, anyway?
01:17I'm writing out a list of questions I want to ask at the meeting.
01:20Oh, yeah?
01:20Like why the lifts are still out of action in our block?
01:23No, more important things than that, Del.
01:25I mean, in the last year or so, right,
01:27we've had a crime explosion on this estate, yeah?
01:30And yet the police, they don't come near or by.
01:33And I want to know the reason.
01:34Well, they can't get on the estate, can they?
01:35The natives won't let them.
01:38Come on, that is rubbish.
01:39No, no, it ain't.
01:41Look, last month a copper came round just to return a lost dog
01:44and we had three nights of rioting.
01:45Ooh.
01:46Look, I don't care what their excuses are,
01:49I'm going to demand more police patrols on this estate.
01:51Not too many, Rodney.
01:55Come here.
01:55I'm writing out this catalogue of crime.
01:58See what the chairman's got to say about that.
02:00Catalogue?
02:00Listen, go on, look, there's some catalogue, innit?
02:02Look, May the 6th,
02:04granddad's shopping trolley stolen from pram sheds.
02:08Yeah, well, that's the only one I can think of.
02:10Gordon Bennett,
02:11there are 2,000 stories in the naked city
02:14and this plonker is looking for a basket on wheels.
02:18I haven't heard of other crimes,
02:20but I don't know the times and the dates and what have you.
02:22I've got to provide details, not rumours.
02:25Well, why don't you tell them
02:26what happened to poor Rita Aldridge then?
02:28Yes, good idea.
02:30What happened to Rita Aldridge then?
02:35Last Friday night,
02:36she was indecently assaulted over by the Adventure Playground.
02:39No.
02:40Yeah.
02:40Did she report it?
02:41Yep.
02:42I saw this morning she'd just been down at a police station.
02:44Right, there you are, you see,
02:45that is exactly the sort of thing.
02:47Hold on a minute.
02:49If this happened on Friday night,
02:51how come it's taken her till Wednesday to report it?
02:54Because she didn't know she'd been indecently assaulted
02:57until this morning when the bloke's cheque bounced.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:29How are you going, Dave?
03:48Oh, all right, sir.
03:51Well done, boy.
03:52No, he's out.
03:54What's your brain, Dave?
03:55His legs was playing him up.
03:56Yeah, well, it's most probably just a touch of fibrocytis, you know.
04:00You're more than like, that's how my nan started off.
04:04Did you ever meet my nan?
04:05Well, only at her funeral.
04:07You were at her funeral, weren't you, Dave?
04:11Trig, why do you call me Dave?
04:14My name's not Dave.
04:17My name's Rodney.
04:18I thought it was Dave.
04:20Oh, that's Rodney.
04:22You sure?
04:24No, I'm positive.
04:25I've looked it up on my birth certificate and my passport and everything.
04:29It is definitely Rodney.
04:32Oh, well, you live and learn.
04:34So what's Dave's nickname, right?
04:36No.
04:38You're the only one who calls me Dave.
04:40Everybody else calls me Rodney.
04:43And the reason they call me Rodney is because Rodney is my name.
04:49Oh, well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney.
04:52Yeah, Basil, are you going to get this meeting started?
04:55Me and Dave ain't got all night.
04:56What, man?
04:57Yeah, yeah.
04:59Er, can't start the meeting without the vice chairman in attendance.
05:02It's in our constitution.
05:04Well, how long's he going to be?
05:05Ooh, could be a hell of a long time, son.
05:07He died a fortnight ago.
05:10Died?
05:10Well, what was the point in calling the meeting?
05:14Well, I was hoping, if we'd had a bigger turnout, to elect a new vice chairman from the floor.
05:19You need a new vice chairman?
05:21Well, if he'll help you out any, Baz, I'll nominate Rodney.
05:24What?
05:25I second it.
05:26Now, hang on a minute.
05:27All those in favour, against, nomination accepted.
05:33Welcome aboard, son.
05:36But I don't want to be vice chairman.
05:39I thought you was interested in all that political malarkey.
05:42Well, yeah, I am, but I don't want this job.
05:46Oh, well, I suppose Del Boy was right all along.
05:49What do you mean?
05:52Well, he always said he was too immature to accept responsibility.
05:57Oh, did he?
05:59Well, we'll have to see about that then, won't we?
06:01Where do I sit, Baz?
06:08Where do I sit, Baz?
06:09Oh, next to me, son.
06:11Right.
06:12I declare this meeting open.
06:15Now, the first item on the agenda is my resignation.
06:19More than the chair.
06:22Congratulations, son.
06:29Going down there, then, Trick?
06:30Yeah, I'll have a quick one with you, Baz.
06:32Oi, what about the meeting?
06:33Well, you'd like to close it, wouldn't you?
06:35You ain't got a vice chairman.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:40Well, um, meeting closed.
06:44We've done that well, didn't we, Trick?
06:49Oh, yeah.
06:51We've done that well.
06:52We've done that well.
06:55We've done that well.
06:57He's done that well.
07:04It helps me.
07:05Yeah, no.
07:23Point is there, lovely.
07:25Three for 25 feet, eh, lovely.
07:26They're too see, they're full of intimacy.
07:28Suck one of these a day, you'll never catch scurvy.
07:30What do you want, three, darling?
07:31There you go, 25 feet.
07:32God bless you, love.
07:34Look after yourself.
07:35Come on, girls, the finest Spanish oranges just in from Seville.
07:39They're fresh, then.
07:40Fresh? Fresh? They were playing castanets this morning, my darling.
07:44Free. Here you go.
07:45Eins, mein, der.
07:48Take that one for luck.
07:49Thank you very much.
07:50God bless you, my love.
07:51Don't swatter the pips, will you?
07:52Right, come on, where the ruddy hell have you been, eh?
07:55You know where I've been. I told you I had to go down the town hall.
07:59Yeah, you said you'd only be 20 minutes. That was four hours ago.
08:02Oh, yeah, sorry. Well, but, you know, I got a bit involved with council business.
08:06Oh, did you? Yeah.
08:07Well, of course, I got a bit involved myself here, you know,
08:09with silly little things like trying to organise us some profit.
08:13Oi, you little git!
08:15Hey, you want to get your priorities sorted out, my son?
08:18You want to make your mind up whether you want to be chairman of the Tenants Association
08:21or you want to work this pitch, right?
08:23No, no, cos I had to go down and introduce myself to Miss Mackenzie.
08:28Oh, who's Miss Mackenzie?
08:30Is she? She's in charge of the housing and welfare down the town hall.
08:34She's a very important lady.
08:36And she was very impressed with me.
08:38Oh, well, she would be, wouldn't she? I mean, like, you know, it's the suit, isn't it, eh?
08:41Well, yeah.
08:46What do you want, three? God bless, darling.
08:49She's very intelligent, actually. We got on really well.
08:52Yeah, well, they do say the opposites attract, don't they, eh?
08:54Oi, come on, you. Get these crates sorted out, will you?
08:57What? Oh, come on, Del.
08:59I mean, don't you think it's going to be a little bit demeaning
09:02for the chairman of the Tenants Association
09:04to be seen humping dirty old crates around the market?
09:08Do you want any wages tomorrow?
09:12Where shall I put them?
09:13Don't tempt me, Rodney. Don't tempt me.
09:24All right, dear old boy?
09:26Oh, hello, Grandad. What are you doing here, eh?
09:27I've just been getting something in for dinner.
09:30Yeah? What have I got, Grandad?
09:31Er, do you like attic pie, Del?
09:34No, I don't.
09:35You've got attic pie, Del.
09:39Terrific.
09:40Oi, how's your legs?
09:41It's still hurting.
09:43I told you.
09:43I don't know what they are, aren't they?
09:44They're growing pains.
09:46Look, if you want to hang on,
09:48I'll give you a lift back in the van.
09:49No, that's all right, Rodney.
09:51I'll try and walk it off.
09:53See you later.
09:55Yeah, see ya.
09:58Has he got pineapples?
10:01No, I think it's just rheumatism.
10:05Oh, no, no, sorry, man.
10:09No, we ain't got any pineapples, love, you see.
10:11No, it's this weather we've been having, you know.
10:13You can't get the people to go out and pick them.
10:14Never mind, I've got some nice pineapple-tasting oranges here,
10:17and I've got them in special today.
10:19I knew you was coming in.
10:20They come from Seville.
10:21They are Spanish.
10:22There's three for 25p.
10:23Few, six for 90.
10:25Come on, Don.
10:27And after that, right,
10:28me and Miss McKenzie were thinking of forming a police
10:31and local community action committee.
10:33You want to get them picking lifts fixed first?
10:35Oh, no, that's all right.
10:38That's all in hand.
10:41Oh, look at this.
10:42He ain't even put the shop in a...
10:43The lazy gear.
10:45I'm going to sack him one of these days, I will.
10:48Hang about.
10:48Del.
10:49Oh, my God.
10:52Grandad.
10:54Grandad.
10:55What's the matter with him?
10:56Well, how the hell do I know?
10:58Del, the brand they care.
10:59Yeah.
10:59No, he ain't been at this.
11:06But I meant pour him some.
11:10Shall I give him a kiss of life?
11:12I ain't that bad.
11:15Good God for that.
11:17You're alive.
11:17Um, awake.
11:19I just got up to switch over to Crossroads.
11:23And what happened?
11:25I don't know, Del boy.
11:27I didn't see the ending.
11:29We actually meant what happened to you.
11:36I just come over bad, Rodney.
11:39Me legs give way.
11:42Them stairs will be the death of me.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Yeah, come on, come on.
11:46Get him into bed.
11:46Come on, Grandad.
11:47Come on, that's it.
11:48Get up.
11:48Get up.
11:49Come on.
11:50Look, I'll put him in the bedroom.
11:51You phone for the doctor, Rodney.
11:52Right.
11:52There's no need to call the doctor, Del boy.
11:55I'll be all right.
11:57No, you just shut up.
11:57It's nothing to do with you.
11:58Oh, good evening.
12:03Could you put me through to Dr. Becker, please?
12:05Yes, it is an emergency.
12:08Hello, Dr. Becker.
12:10Look, sorry to bother you, but it's my granddaddy's not very well.
12:12Yeah.
12:14Yeah, my name is Trotter.
12:16We live on the estate...
12:17Oh, you remember.
12:19Well, could you...
12:21There's what cleared up.
12:24No, I've never heard anything like that.
12:28No, no, no, no.
12:29You must be getting me mixed up with somebody else.
12:31Well, is he coming round?
12:33Yeah, well, could you come round straight away, please?
12:36You're going out to dinner.
12:37Tell him he can have dinner here.
12:39Yeah, you could have dinner here.
12:40He could have my attic pie.
12:43You attic pie, give us that, will you?
12:46Hello, Doctor.
12:47Now, my name is Del Trotter.
12:48Now, you don't know me, but we've got a mutual friend.
12:50Her name is Rita Aldridge.
12:52That's right.
12:53And I happen to talk to your good lady wife every day in a market.
12:57Right.
12:57He's on his way round.
13:00LAUGHTER
13:01LAUGHTER
13:02LAUGHTER
13:32I want you to make sure that he gets plenty of sleep and lots of fresh air.
13:39Right. We could put his bed on the balcony.
13:44Fresh air. Fresh air.
13:46Haven't you noticed all the juggernauts and buses smoking away past this place?
13:50The only fresh air my grandad gets is when he's listening to the archers.
13:53There isn't very much I can do about the pollution problem.
13:56I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Doctor.
13:58Doctor, what about his legs?
14:01Oh, don't worry. He's got legs like Nijinsky.
14:05Nijinsky's a rice horse.
14:07My dear, he means Nijinsky the Russian Ballet Dancer.
14:09I don't.
14:14Oh, um, well, what's the matter with him then, Doctor?
14:18Exhaustion! Twelve flights of stairs.
14:21Difficult enough for a young man, let alone someone of your grandfather's age.
14:24Now, what he needs is ground-floor accommodation.
14:26Have you seen any of those new council bungalows in Harrington Road?
14:29Oh, yeah, them. They're lovely, aren't they?
14:31They've got three bedrooms, little garden, right opposite the park.
14:36Still, what chance do we stand?
14:38I mean, you need to have nine kids and speak with a foreign accent to get one of them.
14:42Well, if you think it would do any good, I could write a letter to the council recommending you be moved.
14:47Hmm. You did that for my mum back in 1962, and they moved us here.
14:53Shopping all night.
14:55The only other thing that would hold a lot of sway with the council's housing department
14:59would be support from the chairman of the Tenants' Association.
15:03Now, who is the chairman of the association these days?
15:06It's me.
15:07All right.
15:10All right.
15:11Good boy.
15:13What?
15:14Hmm?
15:15Morning.
15:16Good boy.
15:16Good boy.
15:16Didn't know you were in here.
15:46You're keeping a vigil?
15:52No, I'm just sitting here with Granddad.
15:57What have you got there?
15:59Oh, it's just some fruit.
16:03What did you get?
16:05Got in some grapes, have you?
16:07No, they're oranges.
16:11Orange?
16:12Oranges?
16:14I couldn't think of what else to get in.
16:16Look, Del, you know I'd like to help.
16:21Nothing further to say on the subject.
16:23Your granddad would have a suck of that.
16:27How you could do this to your own flesh and blood, I've got no idea.
16:30Look, what's Miss Mackenzie going to think, eh?
16:33I mean, I've only been chairman of the association for two days,
16:36and already I'm in to offer a new bungalow.
16:38I'm not concerned with...
16:39I'm not concerned with what Miss Mackenzie thinks.
16:42I'm only concerned with Granddad.
16:44And look at him.
16:46I mean, his brain went years ago.
16:49Now his legs are gone.
16:52There's only the middle bit of him left.
16:53We could take him to Lourdes.
16:59Lourdes?
17:00Lourdes?
17:01He don't even like cricket.
17:07The Lourdes in France.
17:10Oh, Lourdes in France, yeah, no.
17:12No, that's no good.
17:13I mean, what you gain on the miracle cures,
17:15you lose on the seasickness on the way home.
17:17Still here, old boy.
17:23Yes, I'm here, Granddad.
17:25It's all right, don't worry.
17:26Look, Rodney's brought you some oranges.
17:29I'll put them over there, shall I,
17:31with the other 3,000.
17:34You're a good boy, Rodney.
17:36You've always looked after your old Granddad.
17:41Rodney, put your hand under my pillow.
17:46Yeah, OK.
17:48Well, what's that under here?
17:50Just something what was left to me by my Granddad.
18:00What is it?
18:01It's my Granddad's old cigarette case.
18:05He carried that with him right throughout the Boer War.
18:08That's a bit of history you're holding there,
18:11and I mean real history.
18:13Not like them Nelson's eye patches,
18:16but his del boy flogs to the Tories.
18:20What's this big thing?
18:22Oh, there's a story behind that, Rodney.
18:25See, one night,
18:26my Granddad was on sentry duty,
18:28standing out there alone in the middle of Africa,
18:32and suddenly a sniper fired at him.
18:36The bullet was aiming straight for my Granddad's heart,
18:39but he had that cigarette case in his breast pocket,
18:42and the bullet hit that instead.
18:47Jeez.
18:48It saved his life.
18:50Well, not really.
18:53See, the bullet ricocheted up his nose and blew his brains out.
18:57I want you to have it, Rodney.
19:07What?
19:08My Gran always said it were lucky.
19:13Granddad, he made the bullet ricochet up his nose and blow his brains out.
19:17Yeah, well, could have ricocheted downwards and ruined his entire life.
19:24And do you know where he died, Rodney?
19:26Fighting the Zulus at the Battle of Rooksdrift.
19:30No, was he actually there?
19:33Oh, Cosmic.
19:37I always thought it was the Welsh.
19:39No, no, it was definitely the Zulus.
19:41I saw the film.
19:44You keep that with you always, Rodney.
19:47It'll be something to remember me by.
19:50Oh, now, don't you talk right now, Granddad.
19:52It's all right, Granddad, it's all right.
19:54He'll remember what he'd done to you.
19:56I'll see to that, don't you worry.
19:57Oh, don't keep on at him, Dale.
19:59He's doing what he thinks is best.
20:02Besides, I might not.
20:04I've liked living on the ground.
20:06I've always been up in the air somewhere.
20:10I think I would have liked the garden, though.
20:13I could have grown some flowers.
20:16I've never, ever had a garden.
20:19Still, what you've never had, you never miss, eh, Dale boy?
20:26That's right, Granddad.
20:28That's right.
20:31Rodney, where are you going?
20:32I'm going to fuck Mr McKenzie about, but I'm going to...
20:35I see.
20:36It's a good boy, Rodney.
20:37Good boy.
20:38You know it makes sense.
20:40Welcome back.
20:41You're one of the family again.
20:46Dale boy, I'd like to be cremated.
20:50Well, you'll have to wait till morning, because it'll be closed now.
21:04Oh, God.
21:06Rodney, come on.
21:08Look, clear this place up.
21:10That old biddy from the council will be here in a minute.
21:12Dale, I'd like you to meet Miss McKenzie.
21:15Good evening.
21:24A tende, I'm sure.
21:27Please do sit down, Miss McKenzie.
21:29Can I get you a drink, tea, coffee, pina colada?
21:32No, thank you.
21:33That's very kind of you, Mr Trotter.
21:35Yes.
21:35May we, may we?
21:37Derek, please.
21:39Derek.
21:40I've just been in to see your grandfather.
21:44He's a very interesting man.
21:46He was telling me how his own grandfather had died at the Battle of Rourke's Drift.
21:49Oh, well, no.
21:50He wasn't actually at Rourke's Drift.
21:53What he was doing, you see, he was camped in a little field behind it.
21:58And one night he went over to the Zulus to complain about the noise.
22:02Well, has it always been your ambition to work for the council, Miss McKenzie?
22:11Please, call me Margaret.
22:13Margaret?
22:14Margaret.
22:14Margaret.
22:15Do you know that is my most favourite name?
22:16Oh, thank you.
22:18Actually, when I left school, I wanted to be a choreographer.
22:20Really?
22:21What a coincidence.
22:22Because I always wanted to go into the medical profession myself.
22:26A choreographer, Dale.
22:28It means she wanted to teach dance.
22:30Oh, yeah, of course, that sort of choreographer, yeah, yeah, of course.
22:34Are you interested in dancing, then, Margaret?
22:36Well, I was a student of dance for two years.
22:39Why, did you really?
22:40It's amazing, so was I.
22:42Oh, really?
22:42Yeah.
22:43I was at the London School of Dance, Knightsbridge.
22:45Really?
22:45Dale was at the Arthur Murray School, Lewisham.
22:51Thank you, Rodney.
22:52Rodney, why don't you go into the kitchen and put your head in the food blender?
22:57Well, do you like ballet, Margaret?
22:59Oh, yes, very much.
23:01Oh, so do I.
23:02It's terrific, isn't it?
23:03Yeah.
23:03What about that Nijinsky, then, eh?
23:06Nijinsky?
23:06Yeah, fabulous dancer, eh?
23:07Well, for a Soviet.
23:09Yes, I suppose so.
23:10Yeah, I'm a great fan.
23:12Of Nijinsky's?
23:13Mm, yeah.
23:14Actually, I was thinking of getting a couple of tickets, you know, for one of the shows.
23:16Derek, Nijinsky died in 1950.
23:28Did she?
23:32She?
23:34Nijinsky was a man.
23:35Oh, oh, yeah.
23:37Yeah, of course he was.
23:38Sorry, sorry.
23:39Because, you know, I always get him mixed up with, er...
23:41Arkle?
23:42Yeah, Arkle.
23:42LAUGHTER
23:42Well, that seems to be about it.
23:51I think I have all the information I need.
23:53How long will we have to wait until we know if our application's been accepted?
23:57You can know right now, Rodney.
23:58I've just signed it.
24:01You mean we've got the bungalow?
24:03Of course.
24:04Here's your new rent book and all the necessary paperwork.
24:07What?
24:09I don't believe it.
24:10You sure you don't want to double-check nothing?
24:12That won't be necessary, Rodney.
24:13Margaret knows what she's doing.
24:16Oh, I don't know what to say.
24:18Oh, just say thank you to the nice lady.
24:22Really?
24:22There's no need.
24:24I'm only too pleased to help.
24:27Many people get themselves voted onto tenants' committees purely for their own ends.
24:32But Rodney's different.
24:33He cares.
24:34Oh, he does.
24:34He cares.
24:35He's a diamond.
24:35He really is.
24:36Well, I hope you'll be very happy in your new homes.
24:39I'll see you at our next committee meeting, then?
24:41Yes, yes, of course.
24:42And thanks again.
24:45I can't wait to tell Grandad.
24:47Well, I suppose we'd better get you back to the office.
24:48Now, I'll see Margaret out, Rodney.
24:51Look, though.
24:52Take it there.
24:53Excuse me.
24:54There you go.
24:56Don't drink it.
24:59Well, I suppose you must have pulled a few strings, eh?
25:02Well, let's just say I applied some rather liberal interpretations to our rules.
25:07Well, if only there was some way that I could show my appreciation.
25:11But, mon dieu, mon dieu!
25:13I mean, why don't I take you out for a nice celebratory drink?
25:16Oh, that's very nice of you, but I've got a lot of paperwork to finish.
25:19Oh, OK.
25:20Well, you know, some other time then, maybe, eh?
25:22Eh, yes.
25:23Well, goodbye.
25:24Eh?
25:25No, no, no, not goodbye, Margaret.
25:26No, just bonjour.
25:29Well, we've done it.
25:30Now, that is the power of being a chairman, Del.
25:43Leave it out.
25:43It was my chat what did it.
25:46Oh, yeah, it's your chat, yeah?
25:47Oh, I choreographer, eh?
25:49Yeah, well, of course I've always wanted to be in a medical professional.
25:52Boy, cut that out, will you?
25:54Have we got it, Del?
25:57Yeah, of course we've got it, Granddad.
25:58Look, we move in next week.
26:01Ah, hey!
26:01My old man said,
26:03Oh, I'll get you a beer, Granddad.
26:08The man with me old man in it.
26:11I fall at home with me old cock.
26:14I dillied and dillied.
26:16Dillied and dillied.
26:19We feeling a little bit better, are we, Granddad?
26:22I'm feeling on top of the world, Rodney.
26:25Do you know how I thought this much?
26:26Because five minutes ago, you couldn't wiggle your toes
26:30and now you're doing an audition for the Hot Shoe Show.
26:34You two have really stitched me up, haven't you?
26:37But not just me, Dr. Becker and Miss Mackenzie as well.
26:41Oh, shut up, you tart.
26:43We couldn't let you in on our little plan, could we?
26:45Because you're, well, to put it politely,
26:48you're full of principle, aren't you?
26:51Echicrogram thingy.
26:51Yeah.
26:52How else could we have done it, Rodney?
26:54We've got ourselves a beautiful new home,
26:57a bit of garden, a garage and no stairs.
27:00Granddad, the point is that we lot...
27:05Hmm?
27:08Well, I suppose them stairs were a bit much for you.
27:10Yeah.
27:11And I can hardly blame Dill for the lifts breaking down.
27:17Do you mean you even went to a...
27:18Right, come here, you.
27:19I'm going to hurt you really fast.
27:21Oh, hello, Margaret.
27:28Did you forget something?
27:29Only my manners, I'm sorry to say.
27:32I've just realised that you, quite naturally,
27:34would like to celebrate your new home,
27:36but as Rodney would have to stay in with Granddad,
27:38you have no one to go with,
27:40so if your invitation is still open...
27:42Hmm?
27:43Oh, yeah, well, of course it is.
27:44Yeah, if you'd just like to hang on uno momento.
27:48I mustn't have too much to drink, though.
27:50It goes straight to my head.
27:52Is it really?
27:54We'll have to keep our eye on you, then, won't we, eh?
27:57Oi, listen, I'm off out.
27:58I don't know what time I'm going to be back,
27:59but don't put the chub on, all right?
28:01Listen, what I thought we might do
28:03is slip down the next head for a couple of swift halves
28:06and then we could go to this, er...
28:08Well, go on to this little spick drinking club I know
28:11over at New Cross.
28:12I don't want to be out too late.
28:14Don't worry, we'll get you back in your flat before three.
28:17You are, dear.
28:18Don't forget your scarf is free.
28:24Well, hello again.
28:28He seems to be over the worst.
28:29Yeah, well, you know, it comes and goes.
28:32So it would appear...
28:33Mm, collapse.
28:35What?
28:35Collapse.
28:36I shouldn't bother.
28:38You might do yourself an injury.
28:40Oi, you're going to need the keys if you...
28:41I am disgusted with a lot of you,
28:45but especially with Rodney.
28:47I believed you.
28:49I believed me.
28:50I assume you'll be resigning, Mr Chairman.
28:54First thing in the morning, yeah.
28:56And I'll tell you what I'm going to do in the morning.
28:58I'm going to do you all yet another favour.
29:00I'm going to save you the inconvenience of moving.
29:03Good night to you all.
29:04Margaret!
29:09What?
29:10We still on for that drink?
29:12LAUGHTER
29:13We've got some half-price crack ties,
29:21some miles and miles of carpet tiles,
29:23TVs, deep freeze, and David Bowie OPs,
29:26pool games, gold chains,
29:28worst names, and Edda Push,
29:29and Trevor Francis,
29:30track suits from a mush,
29:31and Shepard's Bush.
29:32Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush.
29:34No income tax, no VAT,
29:37No money back, no guarantee.
29:40Black or white, rich or broke,
29:44a wheel cut prices and a straw.
29:49God bless, Hooky Street,
29:52Viva, Hooky Street,
29:55Long live, Hooky Street,
29:57Say, Mindy Feek,
29:59Hooky Street,
30:01Mindy Feek,
30:02Hooky Street,
30:04Hooky Street,
30:07Hooky Street,
30:10Hooky Street.