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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:30Why do only fours and horses work
00:33La la la la, la la la la, la la la la
01:00Ah, you've made it, Rod, that's good
01:12Well done, my son
01:14You've got a bloody nerve, you have, Bill
01:17Phoning me up at home and demanding I come down here to pick you up
01:21What could I do, Rod, Lee?
01:23What could I?
01:25Listen, look, I've got the Vauxhall Velox outside, haven't I, eh?
01:29And I've had a few, you know what I mean, a few drinky poos
01:32And I thought to myself, well, I could get a little old minicab
01:35And then I thought to myself, no, no, man
01:37What is more impressive?
01:38It's more impressive if you get your driver to come round and drive you home
01:43In your Vauxhall Velox
01:44What do you mean impressive, mate?
01:48Who are you trying to impress?
01:49Shh!
01:50Contact, Rodney, contact
01:53New man in the area, stone rich
01:56Looking for business opportunities
02:00We could earn out of this, Rodney, my little brother
02:04Del, what you fail to realise is when you phoned
02:07I was in the flat with a friend
02:09Well, why didn't you bring him with you?
02:11It wasn't a he
02:12Well, what was it then?
02:16Have you been up to noughties, Rodney?
02:18No
02:19Just had a feeling something was going to develop
02:22Develop?
02:23You've been playing with my Polaroid again, haven't you, eh?
02:24No
02:25I'll just let go of course, Derek
02:29All right, no rush
02:30Vimor, my own marker
02:31Vimor
02:34Vimor Malik
02:36My contact
02:38Say no more
02:40She, she said
02:45She can't come now because she's way in the postman
02:48Here, do you fancy a nightcap, Vimor?
02:53And a nice little pub that does late tastings, eh?
02:59Thought you'd given me the slip, did you, Vimor?
03:02Why don't you go away and leave me alone?
03:06I have no quarrel with you, my friend
03:09It's this pig's behind Malik that I wish to see
03:13Friend of yours, is it, Vimor?
03:17He's no one's friend
03:18Listen, John
03:20I don't know what this Barney is all about
03:23And I don't want to know
03:24So why don't you chaps get out of the way
03:26Before someone gets a smack in the ear
03:28All right?
03:29Please
03:30Don't threaten me with violence, my friend
03:34My colleague here
03:36Is a second Dan in karate
03:38And I'm a black belt
03:41In origami
03:43Out of the way
03:45Watch him, Dill
04:02Watch his carry-tary, mate
04:03I can't watch your bloody carry-tary in a minute, Roddy
04:06Just shut up, will you?
04:12Police
04:13Rodney, you and Vimor, in the car, quick
04:22Right, let's go
04:23Well, it's been very pleasant meeting you both
04:28Have a nice evening, won't you?
04:31My friend
04:32It's not good to part in such circumstances
04:36Could we talk?
04:38I've done all the talking I wanted to
04:43Good night each
04:44Rodney, I didn't mean drive off
04:50What a plonker
04:53Well, on second thoughts
04:58I quite fancy a nice little chat
05:01Perhaps you could drop me off home after
05:04Oh, oh dear
05:08Come on, me old mate
05:09Come on
05:10You'll be, you'll be all right
05:12You'll be all right
05:13Here, what happened?
05:15Yeah, John, that is twice
05:28All right
05:29Oh, I think your brother has arrived, Mr. Trotter
05:35I, oh yeah, yeah
05:37Could you excuse me a minute, Mr. Rahm?
05:40Excuse me
05:40Rodney
05:41Del!
05:42Are you all right, son?
05:43I thought you was in bother
05:44Oh, that's why it's taken you an hour and a half to get here, is it?
05:47Didn't Grandad tell you that I telephoned?
05:49Oh yeah, he told me
05:50Del boy's been captured by the Indians, you see
05:52I didn't know where to phone the police or the Texas Rangers
05:55When you were so worried about your brother
05:58You know, you were so worried about me
05:59How come it's taken you till 20 to 1 in the morning to come to me rescue?
06:02Because your telephone message lacked something in clarity, didn't it?
06:05You didn't tell Grandad which Indian restaurant you was in
06:08I've been crashing through the doors of every curry house
06:10And takeaway from Battersea Bridge to Collierswood Tube Station
06:13I can now leap out of that Vauxhall-Villix
06:16Dukes of Hazard fashion
06:17Make a chip party and say, get stuffed in Urlidu
06:19I forgive you, Rodney
06:22Oh, that's nice
06:23All right, then
06:23So, you're going to be trouble, is there?
06:26No, no, put the spoon down
06:28Go for that
06:29All right
06:30Come on
06:31Uh, Rodney, I would like you to meet Mr Rahm
06:34He owns this restaurant
06:36Of course, you know Oddjob, don't you?
06:40Well, nice restaurant you've got here, Mr Rahm
06:42Very, uh...
06:44Indian
06:45Yeah, Indian
06:46Thank you
06:47Sit down, sit down
06:48I was just telling your brother how well I've done since I came from Britain
06:51I now own 18 of these restaurants altogether
06:55I also own a lot of plan
06:57Yeah, yeah
06:58Oddjob's got a couple of acres and all, hasn't he?
07:00I'm telling you
07:09Now, if I got into my car at nine o'clock in the morning
07:12It would take me up to two in the afternoon to drive around my land
07:16Yeah, we had a car like that once, hey
07:18What?
07:20All right, don't matter
07:21So, Mr Rahm, you and this, uh, Vimmel
07:24You've been having a bit of a nut and a downer then, have you?
07:27Don't mention that name at this table
07:28It will sour the food
07:30Oh, what's it all about then?
07:31I'll tell you what it's all about, Mr Trotter
07:34It's about truth
07:35It's about righteousness
07:37But above all, it's about justice
07:40Vimmel, that pig's behind
07:44Has something that's rightfully mine
07:47You see, our families have been engaged in a vendetta for many, many years
07:53It goes right back to the days of the old empire
07:55You mean to British Empire, not to Cuban
07:58I know that, I know that
08:00Pray continue
08:01Now, my family fought against the British
08:05Whereas the Malik's family supported them
08:08When the conquest of Mother India was finally complete
08:12The British Raj decided to reward the Malik's loyalty
08:16By giving them my family's land
08:19What? You mean they just took it off your family?
08:22That's correct
08:23They destroyed the home
08:25They plundered the family's temple
08:27And then they sold the land
08:29Are you sure?
08:30The Malik's have built a business empire with the proceeds
08:33Yeah, couldn't you write to that's life?
08:37To that's life
08:38Yeah
08:39But this happened a century ago, Mr Trotter
08:42If Lord Krishna himself couldn't help us
08:45I really don't think Esther Ransom would stand my chance
08:48No, no, that's right
08:49I was just a fool
08:50That was...
08:50Oi!
08:51Vimmel Malik has in his possession
08:53The one single item that remains of my birthright
08:57It's a simple porcelain statuette of Cuera
09:02You know of Cuera?
09:05Oh, yeah
09:05You don't know who Cuera is?
09:11Yes, I do
09:12All right, then tell us
09:14What?
09:17Who is he?
09:20Who?
09:21Cuera
09:21Oh, well, uh, he was...
09:24All right, I don't know
09:26There you are
09:27See what I mean, Mr Rhyme?
09:28He's got two O-levels
09:29And he thinks he's Bambergascoyne's best
09:30All right, mastermind
09:32Who is he, then?
09:35Cuera
09:35Was one of India's premier wicket-keepers
09:39Cuera is the Hindu god of wealth
09:44From the second aspect of the Trimurti
09:46The Hindu trinity
09:48Oh, yeah
09:49Oh, that Cuera
09:50Oh, yeah, gotcha now
09:51Yeah, yeah
09:51There's two of them
09:52In worldly terms
09:53The statuette is of little value
09:56But in religious and sentimental terms
09:59It's precious to me
10:00And I want it back
10:01It's mine by right
10:03I'm a rich man, Mr Trotter
10:05I shouldn't have to stoop to the kind of intimidation you've witnessed tonight
10:10I'm prepared to buy it back from him, O'Malley
10:13I would pay...
10:15£4,000
10:16£4,000
10:21£4,000
10:22Phew
10:24Well, why don't you just go and make him an offer?
10:26Oh, it's impossible
10:27It's this wretched caste system, you see
10:29He belongs to the high caste
10:31And I belong to the low caste
10:33Oh, no, no, don't put yourself down
10:34We cannot meet, talk or communicate in any manner
10:37So, you see, my friends
10:39I'm up a gum tree without a paddle
10:42Seems to me, Mr Ronald
10:45What you need is a mutual friend, you know
10:47Someone who can talk to the both of you
10:48You know, act as a sort of go-between
10:50Perhaps you and your brother
10:53Look, us?
10:55What?
10:57I suppose we could
10:59Oh, my God
11:00Why didn't we think of that, Rodney?
11:01I think one of us already did, then
11:03If you helped me to reclaim the statue
11:06I don't know how I'd ever reward you
11:10Well, I've always fancied one of them video recorders
11:13But no, no, par de bar
11:14Par de bar
11:15We'll go and see this Mr Vimal tomorrow
11:19Um, £4,000, you said, right?
11:23Right
11:23Oh, but I must make one thing quite clear
11:27I don't trust this man, Vimal Malik
11:30You see, he comes from a long line of swindlers
11:33I won't part with a single penny
11:36Until I have the statuette safely in my hands
11:41Don't you worry
11:42Don't worry, Mr Ron
11:44Me and Vimal
11:44We're like that
11:46Good job that we didn't call the police tonight
11:50What happened?
11:57I'm surprised at you, Derek
11:59And you also, Rodney
12:01How could you share a meal with that, that gutter dog?
12:05I thought you were my friends
12:06We are your friends, Vimal, my old mucker
12:09Just trust me, will you?
12:10Trust me
12:11You see, this Mr Ron
12:13Uh, the gutter dog
12:15Um, well, he told us all about the little misunderstanding
12:19That your two families have been having for the last hundred years or so
12:22He also mentioned something about
12:24The statue of some god or another
12:27Aquvera, the god of wealth
12:29Ah, that's him, that's the boy
12:30Yeah, well
12:31Yeah, well, you know
12:34Um, well, without beating around a bush
12:38Um, you know, I mean, well, you know
12:42Dude, cut a long story short
12:45Um, well, not to put too fine a point on it
12:51He wants to buy it off you
12:52He wants to buy it off you
12:53Buy it from me?
12:59He must have gone mad
13:01Or he's been eating too many of his own curries
13:03Buy it from me indeed
13:05I wouldn't sell it to him if he offered me a million pounds
13:08How much did he offer?
13:11Purely out of curiosity, you understand
13:12Yeah, two thousand pounds
13:13Two thousand?
13:15I thought Mr Ron said
13:15Yeah, a thousand pounds
13:16That is right, Rodney
13:17But I persuaded him to double it
13:19Two thousand pounds
13:21No, no, no
13:22I can't sell it to him
13:23Two thousand pounds
13:25Vimal, my old mucker
13:26You know, not be sneezed at, is it, eh?
13:28I will not deny that I'm tempted, Derek
13:31I thought of selling the statue once before
13:33The most I was offered was one hundred and fifty pounds
13:36Oh, look, Vimal
13:38You see, I get the impression that you're not quite as rich and successful
13:43As you told me you were last night at the Chamber of Trade Bash
13:46I mean, take a look at this place
13:48It's oddly the Ritz, is it, eh?
13:51More like the Nitz
13:52I will admit
13:55I have suffered some misfortunes in my business dealings of late
13:58Son, two grand on the hip would come in dead handy, eh?
14:02Two thousand pounds would come in dead handy, as you say
14:05But I can't communicate with him
14:07I'm of a high caste
14:09He's a low caste
14:10But you don't have to communicate with him, Vimal, my old mucker
14:13That's where me and Rodders come in, you see
14:14We're acting as the go-betweens
14:16Even so, I cannot accept his offer
14:19You see, it would be like betraying my family
14:22The statue was left to me by my father
14:24You wouldn't understand what that means, would you?
14:27Oh, yes, yes, we would
14:28Wouldn't we, Rodney?
14:29We would, though
14:30Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah
14:31Our, uh, our late mother
14:33Um, well, she's dead now
14:35Um, she left us this family heirloom
14:39It was, um, it was, uh, this, uh, this, this Victorian globe
14:43It meant the world to us
14:45He said it meant the world to us
14:50Yeah, but there came the time when we fell upon stony ground
14:54We fell upon stony ground, did we?
14:55Yes, we fell upon stony ground
14:57And the only thing we had of any value was
14:59Was this Victorian globe that we cherished
15:02You sold it?
15:04Well, no, no, no, I raffled it down a betting shop
15:07But, of course, you understand the sense of loss
15:09Well, not really, no
15:10Because by some stroke of fortune, Del had the winning ticket
15:13I think it was God or something
15:18You think I should sell it to him, Derek?
15:20Yes, of course I do, vim on my own mucker
15:22I mean, what is it?
15:24It's just an ancient piece of old religious pottery
15:26Right?
15:27And with 2,000 pounds, wisely invested
15:30I mean, in a couple of years, you could replace it with, uh, um, who knows, uh, what?
15:35Capo Del Monte
15:36Yeah
15:37And personally
15:39Anyway, I'm not, I'm sorry
15:40I've got to tell you this
15:42But I think that statue is cursed
15:44Cursed?
15:45Oh, leave it out, Del
15:47Do not underestimate the powers of darkness, Rodney
15:49I mean, for a God of wealth, he ain't done Vimmel no favours, has he, eh?
15:54I'm not a superstitious man, Derek
15:56But I'm a businessman and a realist
15:58I have decided to accept his offer
16:00Well, you know it makes sense, Vimmel
16:04I'll go and fetch the statue
16:05Yeah
16:06Good man
16:06Now, just what...
16:11Excuse me, won't you?
16:12Oh, certainly, yes
16:13Now, just watch your game, Del
16:17Rahm offered 4,000
16:18How come you're only offering two?
16:19Slip of the tongue, Rodney
16:20Ah, so when he comes back, you won't mind me telling him the truth?
16:23No, don't you do that
16:24Otherwise, you think I'm trying to con him
16:26You are trying to con him
16:28No man is an island, Rodney
16:29I know that, Del
16:30What I'm on about is the...
16:32What's that supposed to mean?
16:35What it mean...
16:35What it...
16:36Look, the French have a saying, Rodney
16:39Bully buoys mon ami
16:41Bully buoys mon ami
16:43That means fish stew, my friend
16:45Need I say more?
16:48Now, don't try and fog me off with your stupid French phrases
16:51You're trying to con him out of 2,000 quid
16:53We're going to get lumbered, Del
16:54How?
16:56All right
16:56Say, Rahm and Vimmel meet and discuss the deal
16:59That's the beauty of it
17:00Rahm and Vimmel cannot meet because of the wonderful caste system
17:03It's Christmas, come early for us
17:05And anyway, if it wasn't for kind-hearted people like you and me
17:08Willing to act as go-betweens
17:09Vimmel would end up with nothing
17:11And as it is, 2,000 pounds
17:13Better than a kick-up-the-bot from Bobby Charlton, innit, eh?
17:15It's moral
17:16It's free enterprise
17:18It's illegal, then
17:19All right, so it's against the law and all
17:21But look, you and I can earn 1,000 pounds apiece out of this
17:24It's fraud
17:26Are you in?
17:28Yeah, all right
17:29All right
17:29Oh, oh, well, this is it
17:38Is it, Vimmel, my old mucker?
17:41Oh, yeah, lovely
17:42Mm, oh, that is lovely, that
17:44Mm, mm, wonderful workmanship
17:46Of course, I'm a Ming fan myself, you know
17:48Oh, yeah, he made some wonderful stuff, didn't he, that Ming?
17:51Yeah
17:52He went and died when he did, didn't he?
17:54Ming was a dynasty, Derek
17:56I don't care what he was of him
17:57Well, he made a smashing vase
17:58Yeah, anyway, look, we'll pop this round to Mr. Rahm
18:01And bring you back your 2,000 pounds
18:04Post-aced, as they say in ancient Rome, all right?
18:07No, no, no, Derek
18:08This does not leave my side until his money's on the table, right?
18:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no
18:14No, sorry, look, you don't understand, you see
18:16Because he said that you won't get a penny
18:18Until he has that statue safely in his hands, all right?
18:22I don't care what he said, Derek
18:24I do not trust the man
18:25He comes from a long line of cheats
18:27You bring me his money first
18:30Then you can take him the statue
18:31No, but you see
18:33No, you see, he said
18:35He said, bring me the statue
18:37And then you can have the money
18:39I don't care what he said, Derek
18:42You don't care what he said, Derek
18:43Yes, I heard what he said
18:44I'll leave Rodney as a deposit
18:46Eh?
18:48But what else can I do?
18:50I mean, look, he won't let that go till he gets the money
18:52And he won't have the money till he gets that
18:53Oh, Gordon Bennett
18:55This is classic
18:58This is, isn't it, eh?
18:59It's the bacon and the egg situation all over again
19:01It's the chicken and the egg
19:02We haven't got time to discuss food, Rodney
19:04Talk to him, Derek
19:06Persuade him to submit to my terms
19:08After all, you have influence over him
19:11You have already persuaded him to double his offer
19:13From 1,000 to 2,000 pounds
19:15Yeah, well, mm, all right, all right
19:17All right, Vimmel, I'll see what I can do then, shall I?
19:20Yeah
19:20I'll, um, you know, I'll, uh, I'll get back to you, all right?
19:25You know, you, uh, all right?
19:27Stay loose, okay?
19:29Cool
19:30Now, don't you worry, Vimmel, don't worry
19:32I mean, me and old Rahm, I mean, we're like that
19:35We're like, we're like, we're like that
19:37Yeah
19:38Thanks, come on
19:40What are we gonna do now?
19:45Just forget the whole thing, darling
19:46What do you mean, forget the whole thing?
19:47How can we forget the whole thing?
19:482,000 pounds up for grabs and you say forget it
19:51No, no, there's got to be another way around it
19:53There isn't
19:53Look, Rahm won't pay a penny till he's got the statuette in his hands
19:56And Vimmel won't let the statuette go till he's got Rahm's money
19:59Yeah, cheers
20:00Yeah, what he thinks is Rahm's money
20:04What you on about now?
20:07Well, let's say, just for instance
20:08That we had 2,000 pounds lying around at home
20:12Doing nothing in particular
20:13Oh, just mooching about?
20:15Yeah, you know, kicking its heels, that sort of thing
20:16And let's say that we gave Vimmel that 2,000 pounds, right?
20:21And we pretended that we'd just collected it from Mr Rahm
20:25Well, Vimmel, he wouldn't know any better, would he, eh?
20:27So, thinking that he'd won the battle
20:29And as happy as a sandboy, he'd hand over the statuette
20:32Which we would then whip round to Mr Rahm
20:36Who, also thinking that he'd won the battle
20:39And being equally chuffed as a sandboy
20:42Would hand over to us 4,000 lovely smaccaroonios
20:47We would get on our bike, leaving them to play sandcastles
20:50Brilliant, isn't it, eh?
20:54Yeah, there's only one problem I can see, Dill
20:56How the hell do we get 2,000 pounds?
21:00You always bring little details up, don't you, eh?
21:03We get it from a bank
21:04What, rob it?
21:05What?
21:06Oi!
21:06No, no, no, no, we'll borrow it from a bank
21:08This is guilt-edged security, innit?
21:10Dill, you can't stroll into a bank
21:12And ask for a loan to help you pull off a con trick
21:14Besides, we haven't got a bank account
21:16Oh, well, it's got to be another way of raising the money
21:20I mean, it's just got to be
21:21Here, we're general traders, ain't we?
21:27Yeah
21:27Well, why don't we start trading, generally?
21:30I mean, we could flog all our stock that we got in the garage
21:33Couldn't we?
21:33We could sell the Deep Freeze, the Vauxhall Velox
21:36Freewheel van?
21:37You're jesting, they'd want an tenant to take that away
21:39No, we could flog Grandad's Telly
21:41We could flog, er, here
21:43My jewellery, that'd bring in enough
21:46I mean, it's 27 carat
21:47I thought it was 9 carat
21:49That was when I was buying, now I'm selling
21:50We could sell that leather coat
21:54You're not talking about my leather coat, are you?
21:56No, no, I'm talking about...
21:57Have you got a leather coat?
21:58Well, we'll knock that one out and all, Rodney
21:59Yeah, that's a good idea
22:00Come on, Dill, we'll never raise two grand
22:02We can, Rodney
22:04You can do anything if you want it hard enough
22:06We can do it, Rodney
22:08We can do it
22:10Yeah
22:11Yeah
22:12Come on, eh
22:13Come on, Dill
23:13Well, thanks a lot.
23:31It's Tempest Fugit, then, eh?
23:33Where's your watch, Derek?
23:35Oh, it's at the Mender's. I broke it last night playing, you know, volleyball.
23:40I thought you were right-handed.
23:41Me? No, no, no, no.
23:43I'm ambiguous.
23:50Hey, hey, brothers.
23:52What about that, my son?
23:55Here, I can't.
24:00Oh, wow.
24:03Good afternoon, gentlemen.
24:21At table for two?
24:22Uh, no, thank you.
24:24No, thank you.
24:25We'd like to see Mr. Rahm.
24:26Mr. Rahm?
24:27The owner.
24:28The owner.
24:29Terrible echo in here, isn't there, Rodney?
24:32We'd like to speak to the owner, Mr. Rahm.
24:34The owner, Mr. Rahm.
24:35Oh, there it goes again.
24:36What does it matter with it?
24:37No, no, listen, listen.
24:39We would like to talk to the proprietor of this restaurant, right?
24:44I am the proprietor of this restaurant.
24:47No, no, no.
24:47You don't understand.
24:48We want to see the real owner, all right?
24:51I am the real owner.
24:53All right, all right, all right.
24:55Listen, all right, just wait, hang on.
24:56Just watch my lips, all right?
24:58Look, where is Mr. Rahm?
25:02Look, I don't know any Mr. Bloody Rahm, so will you please leave?
25:06You drunks always come here causing trouble.
25:08Drunk?
25:08Oh, we're not drunks, are we?
25:09Look, I was having a couple of meals here quite recently.
25:13You must remember me.
25:14I'm sorry.
25:15You all look alike to me.
25:19What are you talking about?
25:20We all look alike.
25:20What's the matter with him?
25:21Yeah, he's making it up.
25:23Look, look, look.
25:24My brother, right?
25:25It's me, right.
25:26He was in here dining with a couple of Indian gentlemen, right?
25:31One was sort of large, large and aggressive, right?
25:35Big.
25:35One was smaller.
25:38That's what?
25:38Well, he's smaller than that, wouldn't he?
25:39Get down there.
25:40That being more business-like.
25:43He had a beard.
25:44Beard.
25:45He had a beard.
25:46Beard, look.
25:46Oh, that Mr. Rahm.
25:48Ah, yes.
25:49I know who you're talking about now.
25:51Oh, no.
25:52Oh, no.
25:52Oh, no.
25:52Oh, no.
25:53He's the one who gave me a bouncy check.
25:56And a short while ago, I went to the address, which is written on the back.
26:00He's scarpered.
26:01Waring three weeks rent.
26:04Doughboy.
26:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:07It's a mistake.
26:09It's got to be a mistake.
26:10I mean, he told me he owned this restaurant.
26:11He told me he owned 18 of them, in fact.
26:14Maybe he was fibbing.
26:17Fibbing?
26:18Maybe he was fibbing?
26:21I've just given him 2,000 pounds for this on the strength of him fibbing.
26:262,000 pounds?
26:27But why?
26:29You can get them in Portobello Road for 17 pounds each.
26:32It's amazing what you can say if you shop around.
26:42I've got a nosebleed coming, Rodney.
26:49He tried to tell me that the staging was cursed.
26:54Do you know, he told me that he thought Cuera was a wicked person.
27:02Let's see, now we've done Cardiff, Bristol, Southampton, and now North and South London.
27:09Where to next?
27:10Oh, to Birmingham, then Manchester, then Newcastle, even maybe Liverpool.
27:16In fact, anywhere where there are people who think they can exploit the religious bigotry
27:20of two stupid immigrants, who will be rich, my friend, very rich.
27:25I'll drink to that, me old fucker.
27:28No sign of him, or?
27:52Packed his bags and had it weighing his toes five minutes after we'd left.
27:59As Macbeth said to Amlet in mid-summer night's dream,
28:04we've been done up like a couple of kippers.
28:07Right, let's go to the police.
28:08Oh, yeah, that's a good idea, that is.
28:10Oh, that's marvellous.
28:11We'd give them a good laugh down there, couldn't we, eh?
28:13But just imagine it, Trotter Brothers conned out of two grand.
28:16Be all over the manor in no time.
28:17We'd never be able to hold our heads up in court again.
28:22I don't know how people like Vimel and his mate can sleep at night.
28:26Honest, I don't.
28:28Lost everything.
28:30Never coats, Vauxhall Velocs, Grandad's telly.
28:34Hey, I've just remembered something.
28:35Grandad was writing that telly.
28:37Oh, tell me.
28:42Come on, let's get something to eat.
28:44I always feel emotionally peckish, the one I've been gutted.
28:47Well, that's a curry house down the road, Delk.
28:52No, only joking, Del boy.
28:53Del!
28:54No, only joking, Del!
29:01You've got some half-price crack ties,
29:03some miles and miles of carpet tiles,
29:05TVs, deep freeze, and David Bowie LPs,
29:08pool games, gold chains,
29:09worst names, and header push,
29:10and Trevor Francis tracksuits from a mush,
29:13and Shepard's bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush.
29:16No income tax, no VAT,
29:19no money back, no guarantee.
29:23Black or white, rich or broke,
29:26a wheel cut prices and a straw.
29:31God bless, Hooky Street,
29:34Viva, Hooky Street,
29:36Long live, Hooky Street,
29:39same Monday feet,
29:41Hooky Street,
29:43Monday feet,
29:44Hooky Street,
29:46Hooky Street,
29:48Hooky Street.