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00:00It could be the perimenopause.
00:30Come along now, children.
00:32Thank you, Renata. Be good.
00:34Mommy loves you.
00:42Well, she seems much better.
00:45It's probably just sweating nerves.
00:47Have a crudité.
01:00Steve wanted it to be a surprise.
01:02It's so romantic.
01:04No, we are just so very grateful that you made it,
01:06what with all your obligations.
01:10I'm actually Irish myself.
01:12You are not.
01:13I am.
01:14My mother's father's cousin's mother was born there.
01:17Do you know whereabouts?
01:18No, somewhere with an S.
01:21Or maybe it was a C.
01:22Cork? No.
01:23Connemara? No.
01:24Carlo? No.
01:25Cavan?
01:26Don't know.
01:27But I did a 23andMe and found out that I'm 3.5%.
01:31You gotta be careful with those.
01:33Well, yes, I know.
01:34My friend Emily did one and found out that her father wasn't really her father.
01:37And it was great.
01:38Remember what Derek told you.
01:40I am so sorry.
01:42That was really insensitive of me.
01:44Pregnancy brain.
01:48So what number will this baby be?
01:50Number four.
01:52But I told Derek I'm calling it at six.
01:55That must keep you busy, Christine.
01:58Oh.
01:59Kristen.
02:00It does.
02:01Also, I'm an orthopedic surgeon.
02:03So yeah, it's pretty tiring.
02:05You know, there's this fish tank at work and sometimes when it gets to be all too much,
02:10I just stare at it.
02:12Sometimes for hours.
02:14And then I feel better.
02:18Oh, the salmon.
02:20Something from Ireland.
02:23This is for you, Sligo salmon.
02:27It's 100% farm source.
02:29Oh, that is lovely.
02:30Thank you very, very much.
02:32You must be exhausted from your trip.
02:34Please, wake yourselves at home.
02:36Renata will show you to your rooms.
02:38Renata!
02:39You were so upset when I met you when you said goodbye to them.
02:45I just need a minute, okay?
02:47Please, just, just, just, just let me breathe.
02:49You are being very rude hiding out up here.
02:51They've flown such a long way to make the best of this.
02:55I mean, you're treating me like I'm some kind of the human trafficker of Irish women.
02:58What?
02:59That's not me.
03:00Come on.
03:01I just want our wedding to be beautiful, that's all.
03:04I know, I know.
03:06Your side was looking a little thin.
03:09It's true.
03:10You're going to want to look back and see your family in those photos.
03:15I can't believe she actually came.
03:17That just shows how much she cares about you, right?
03:20Yeah.
03:21To be that successful and busy and still make the time?
03:24That says so much about a person.
03:26Steve, I haven't been entirely honest with you.
03:29Who's Pete Pills?
03:31What?
03:32Oh, he's a, uh, uh...
03:35He's a...
03:36He's a what?
03:37No, he's a, um...
03:38Oh my god, you're having an affair.
03:40Is that what you're trying to tell me?
03:41What? No!
03:42Is that why you're so upset?
03:43No, I'm, um, I...
03:45I'm seeing a therapist.
03:47What?
03:48Yeah.
03:49I started going to therapy.
03:54That's great!
03:55Oh my god.
03:56Yeah.
03:57No, Sarah, that is great.
03:58I mean, it makes sense.
03:59You need help.
04:02No, no.
04:03I mean, with everything you've been through.
04:05Yeah, no, I know.
04:06It's great.
04:07It feels good.
04:08You know, it feels good.
04:09Yeah.
04:10I'm, um, I'm working on a do-over.
04:11A what?
04:12Oh, it's a therapy thing.
04:13Oh.
04:14Yeah.
04:15That's exciting.
04:16I would like a do-over.
04:17For a small fortune, you can have one.
04:19Okay.
04:20I just, I didn't want to tell you, you know, because I, I wasn't sure how you'd react, but
04:24I'm so happy that you're happy.
04:26It's a bit too.
04:27I don't know, I'll have to talk about it.
04:28I'm so happy about you.
04:29I'm so happy about you.
04:30I feel like I'm a nice day.
04:32I'd like to be able to go home.
04:34I feel like I'm going to be in the moment.
04:35It's like staying at the risk.
04:37What are you doing?
04:39There's even a little bath with washing your seats.
04:41Oh, ma'am.
04:42That's a bidet, that's...
04:43What?
04:44Do you want to give yours a rinse?
04:45Uh, no.
04:46I'm not staying.
04:47Are you mad?
04:48Are you mad?
04:50We weren't invited.
04:51Of course we were invited.
04:53Yeah, not by her.
04:54It was a surprise.
04:55Cheryl!
04:56The woman passed out.
04:57She just had a shock.
04:58Sure, she's delighted to see you.
05:00She's your own flesh and blood, Susie.
05:03And she's getting married.
05:05Seriously, all these people, they're a proper family.
05:10I'd have loved a proper family.
05:13Le diner est terminé.
05:16Are you fucking joking me?
05:17Oh, Susie.
05:18Is that French?
05:19I don't know.
05:20Please don't cause a scene, okay?
05:31Well, hope the jet lag doesn't hit you too hard.
05:34I feel much better since I freshened up.
05:37Had a little go of the B day.
05:40Right.
05:41Mine can get terribly sweaty if I'm sad for too long.
05:44What about yours, Barb?
05:46Love, love, love.
05:50Susie, how is that famous restaurant of yours going?
05:55Yes, I was telling Steve's family how you opened your own restaurant and how that was always your big dream.
06:02Yes, yes, the restaurant.
06:04My restaurant.
06:05Oh, well, I'm so glad you asked, Barb.
06:07Sure, listen.
06:08It's flying.
06:09What restaurant?
06:10My restaurant, ma'am.
06:11That's who she forgets.
06:12Mm-hmm.
06:13What type of cuisine is it?
06:14Roadkill.
06:15Roadkill.
06:16Sorry, did you say roadkill?
06:19Oh.
06:20You know, whatever I meant, I just scrape up that morning with a shovel.
06:23Then I put my own gourmet twist on it.
06:25Oh!
06:29Well, this is that famous Irish sense of humor that I was telling you all about.
06:34No, it's actually Cuban typhusion.
06:41Oh, we did Cuba.
06:43Loved it.
06:44Anyway, I want to hear more about the happy couple.
06:47Oh, no.
06:48Let me get the facts straight.
06:49You left me in Ireland.
06:50I remember since I heard it was to say goodbye.
06:52Oh, we hugged and we hugged.
06:54She couldn't let go.
06:55And then you met Steve.
06:56Steve.
06:57I love that name, by the way.
06:58You met Steve on the plane back from Ireland.
07:02Yes, yeah.
07:03Oh, it was crazy.
07:04I was on the reconnecting flight from London to Toronto.
07:07I was in London to see the Chihuly exhibit at Kew Gardens.
07:10Yeah, I almost didn't get a ticket.
07:11I mean, his glass is so popular.
07:14It was like this one flower with a stamen that is just awe-inspiring.
07:18Anyway, can you imagine if I hadn't got a ticket?
07:20We would have never met.
07:22And then she would have had to find another Steve.
07:25Oh, that was a good one.
07:26She's funny, I told you.
07:28So she was sitting right next to you, Steve.
07:30Well, we were in business, so she was across the aisle and...
07:33Oh, my God.
07:34She was a bit of a mess.
07:36Yeah, just makeup everywhere.
07:38She looked like a blown-up cabbage.
07:40Like, just sobbing.
07:41Sobbing?
07:42Really?
07:43Yeah, well, I mean, she was so sad to have said goodbye to her new family.
07:46Well, I don't believe it.
07:49Would you mind, Charles?
07:51Of course.
07:52My baby sister sobbing.
07:53I didn't know you were missing me that much.
07:55Yeah, well, she needed a shoulder to cry on and, uh...
07:58I was that lucky shoulder.
08:00All's well.
08:01That ends well.
08:03I love the bar.
08:04Sure, who doesn't?
08:06Oh, my goodness.
08:07That's great.
08:08I love her.
08:09Aw, me too.
08:10Then, uh...
08:12Anyway, uh...
08:13I called Mommy on the way back from the airport to tell her...
08:16I met my wife today.
08:17Aw.
08:18Aw.
08:19Yes, he did.
08:21When you know, you know.
08:22You know.
08:23You too.
08:25Aw, you're so lucky, Sarah, meeting someone straight away like that.
08:28Sure, Susie wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.
08:31Aw.
08:32Aw.
08:33Aw.
08:34I just got so lucky with my Derek.
08:36So where is he?
08:37Yes, exactly.
08:38Uh, I have something to say.
08:40Uh, to Sarah.
08:42And to Suze.
08:43Oh.
08:44Oh.
08:46I am so sorry for your loss.
08:48Oh, no.
08:49That's okay.
08:50You know, we don't have to do that.
08:51No, honey.
08:52Honey, this is important.
08:53Honey, this is important.
08:54I mean, uh, Suze, at least you got to, uh, meet your father while he was still alive.
08:58But Sarah flying all that way and then finding out that she's an orphan was truly just the biggest blow.
09:06What?
09:07Sure, Jimmy.
09:08Shh.
09:09Just let him speak.
09:12So I would like to raise a toast to your father, Jimmy.
09:16James.
09:18May he rest in peace.
09:20To James Malloy.
09:22To James Malloy.
09:23To James Malloy.
09:29Oh, no.
09:30Oh, God.
09:31There's been an emergency.
09:32Oh, no.
09:33At the restaurant.
09:34God, looks like I'm gonna have to fly back tomorrow.
09:36I am so sorry.
09:37Oh.
09:38What is the emergency?
09:39Shit, Barbara.
09:40Actual shit.
09:42Pouring out of every orifice in the building.
09:45Can you believe the timing?
09:46I mean, surely you can find a plumber online.
09:48No, I can't.
09:49No.
09:50It's such a shame.
09:51But really, I understand.
09:52You know, that's due.
09:53She's always putting work first.
09:54Oh, dear.
09:55Oh, dear.
09:56It's too bad.
10:03You off.
10:04You're a fucking rocker.
10:05I didn't mean to say that he died.
10:06It just kind of came out.
10:07And then after I said it, I couldn't backtrack.
10:09Yeah, it's pretty hard to backtrack from death.
10:11What has happened to you?
10:12What?
10:13What is with the pearls and nice hair?
10:15It was a trial.
10:16What did I change it?
10:17The first guy you meet seconds after abandoning me.
10:20I didn't abandon you.
10:21I...
10:22What did you call it then?
10:23Rejected?
10:24Ditched?
10:25It wasn't like that.
10:26I...
10:27I freaked out.
10:28Okay.
10:29Well, thank you for the explanation.
10:32I'm really glad I waited a year and a half and flew to Canada for that.
10:35No, it couldn't even be ours to find someone with a different name.
10:38I hope you stayed big on the stationery.
10:40Well, at least I can get engaged.
10:42Twice.
10:43That's...
10:44Two more times than you.
10:45Many, many men have wanted to marry me.
10:47Not in the last ten years.
10:48What the fuck would you know?
10:49You don't know shit about me.
10:50You are so fucking selfish.
10:52Have you ever considered how any of this might have affected me?
10:55No.
10:56No.
10:57It was all about you.
10:58Your pain.
10:59Your daddy.
11:00Oh, come on.
11:01I was just a walking ATM to you.
11:02That's not true.
11:03You got what you wanted.
11:04I gave you my ring, didn't I?
11:05Oh yeah, I meant to say thank you.
11:06What a windfall.
11:07Really helped me set up my restaurant!
11:08What did you want me to say?
11:09That you're a forty year old waitress?
11:11At least I have a job.
11:12Being a trophy wife is really putting that law degree to good use.
11:14I am on a board.
11:16Of a charity.
11:17Saving lives.
11:18Here we go.
11:19Mother fucking Teresa.
11:20Well, it's better than serving slop to strangers for minimum fucking wage!
11:26You know what?
11:27I get it.
11:28I'd be embarrassed by me too.
11:31But at least I'm not a coward.
11:33And a liar.
11:34Fine.
11:35If that's what you think of me, then go!
11:37Go!
11:38Go burn your lungs!
11:39See if I...
11:40See if I had wanted you on my wedding, I would have invited you!
11:52Fuck's sake.
11:59Jesus.
12:01Oh fucking hell.
12:07Don't...
12:08Dude!
12:09Don't forget about that hair of 보습.
12:10No, don't forget about that hair of plus!
12:11No, no, no.
12:12Excuse me too...
12:13absorber...
12:14...
12:14I really don't leave.
12:16I lungs.
12:17I feel really ê³ Yes.
13:19Oh, sorry Susie.
13:40It's the middle of the night.
13:42Oh, it's so lonely in that room and I was worried that you'd gone.
13:45No, not yet.
13:48Come on.
13:49Oh, what?
14:02That stair will sigh.
14:06Okay.
14:08Come on, get in.
14:09Oh, don't be too hard on her, Susie.
14:22I think she's a little, a little bit on edge.
14:27I think she's a little bit on edge.
14:57Hey.
15:08Hey, it's Susan.
15:09Susan?
15:10Yep, Susan.
15:12Okay.
15:13Uh, airport?
15:15All right.
15:16There, uh, way you'd like me to drive?
15:18Yeah, quietly.
15:20You got it.
15:31Oh, dear Lord.
15:33Oh, it must be so lovely to be a granny.
15:41They don't call me that.
15:43They call me Baba.
15:45Oh, what, like the elephant?
15:47You're all your little kids.
15:49Coming, sweethearts.
15:52Susie would have loved to be a mother.
15:54What?
15:55But I think that ship has sailed.
15:56Caught fire and sunk.
15:57I don't think it's too late for Susie.
15:59My friend's sister just had twins at 47.
16:01Oh, Sarah, she tried all of that.
16:03Saved every penny she earned to get those eggs on ice.
16:06She did?
16:07Mm.
16:08All them needles reminded me of the 80s.
16:11But sure, look, it didn't work out.
16:13Anyway, it's not all is clarked up to be.
16:15My mother had 13, and she didn't want any of us.
16:19I should really go talk to her.
16:22Oh, she's gone?
16:24What?
16:24Yeah, the little wagon.
16:26Left this morning.
16:26Okay.
16:49And this Muppet Steve, she doesn't want to marry him.
17:05So fucking obvious.
17:07What a dick.
17:09And he loves himself.
17:12And the mother?
17:13We did Cuba.
17:14Who does Cuba?
17:14What does that even mean, we did Cuba?
17:16What, like you fucked it?
17:17Oh, God, and the sister-in-law?
17:19I mean, who has that many babies anymore?
17:20It's irresponsible.
17:21Doesn't she know the planet is on fire?
17:23What's going to happen to those kids when the glaciers all melt?
17:27Must have been a really early flight.
17:30Slept right through.
17:32Best sleep I've had since Daryl died.
17:34What?
17:35Daryl died?
17:36Yeah.
17:37Killed by his own ice cream van.
17:39Head was squashed like a watermelon.
17:42Oh, my God.
17:44I'm so sorry.
17:46I've been meaning to ask how you are.
17:49I just, you know, I've been so distracted, you know, with the whole, the wedding thing.
17:52And I just, I'm, oh, my God.
17:53I'm so sorry.
17:55What are you sorry for?
17:57You didn't kill him.
17:59Okay, so you're going to fly all the way home just because you don't like anything about
18:04the family she's marrying into?
18:05Yeah, look, it's a long story.
18:08What was your name?
18:09Oh, Luke.
18:10I thought everyone in Canada was called Steve.
18:14Oh, love.
18:17You're still thinking about Steve, Juan?
18:20Oh, no.
18:21It's normal.
18:22When I was marrying Daryl, all I could think about was Jimmy.
18:27He rang.
18:29After Daryl died, Jimmy.
18:31He's on the drive.
18:32I don't want to know.
18:34It's just a little white lie.
18:36Sure they'd understand.
18:36Be delighted that he's alive and well.
18:38It's not a lie.
18:39He is dead.
18:40To me.
18:42Bet you'd walk down the aisle if you asked him.
18:44That's a terrible idea.
18:48You're probably right.
18:50He never did have a talent for walking in straight lines.
18:55He actually, he actually pooed in his hands at our wedding.
19:00Poop.
19:00Real poop.
19:03He got so drunk he actually did it in his trousers.
19:08Oh, my God.
19:09What did you do?
19:10Oh, what I always did.
19:12Cleaned it up.
19:17What kind of daughter leaves a mother stranded in a foreign country?
19:21You're not stranded.
19:23You have me.
19:24I'm really, I'm so happy that you're here.
19:26Oh, thank you for coming.
19:33Oh, we're going to have a little peek of the dress.
19:37Oh, you're getting a sneak peek of you.
19:41It's made from organic silk from Mumbai.
19:44Oh, look at that.
19:47Oh, it's beautiful.
19:48Oh.
19:48Oh.
19:48Oh.
19:49Oh, no.
20:00No.
20:01What?
20:02No.
20:03What?
20:04No.
20:07No.
20:08Stephen.
20:09Stephen.
20:10So, how long have you been an Uber driver?
20:14Oh, I'm not an Uber driver.
20:15What?
20:16Oh, yeah, no, I didn't say I was an Uber driver.
20:18You just got in my car and told me to drive you to the airport, so...
20:21So, who the fuck are you?
20:22I'm the dick's brother.
20:24Oh, dear Jesus Christ.
20:26Oh, my God.
20:27Oh, Jesus.
20:29You're the brother of the family?
20:31That's your mom?
20:31Oh, my God.
20:34I'm so...
20:34I'm so sorry.
20:35I'm so sorry.
20:36I'm so embarrassed.
20:37This is Arctic white.
20:41But this is Antarctic white.
20:45To me, this is white, and this is also white.
20:52They definitely both look white to me, Barb.
20:55I don't know.
20:55I can kind of see the difference.
20:57It'll have to go back.
20:58Well, it can't go back.
21:00I mean, you can't get married.
21:04I don't know.
21:05I don't really think that it's such a big deal.
21:07It doesn't bother you that she's upset?
21:10Mommy?
21:13Definitely both whites there.
21:15It's white, white.
21:15It's the same, yeah.
21:16Both whites.
21:17You know, you could just stay.
21:19Trust me, she doesn't want me here.
21:21Look, between you and me, I think Sarah's having a pretty hard time right now.
21:26I mean, in fact, I know who she is.
21:30Hey, it's Suze.
21:50I'm busy right now.
21:51Leave a message.
21:51Hi, Suze.
21:58It's Sarah, obviously.
22:02You probably boarded your plane.
22:04You're probably in the sky.
22:05Okay, um, I just wanted to say that I, um, I don't really think that I can do this alone.
22:14And I was just wondering if maybe you would.
22:21I was just leaving you a voicemail.
22:23Yeah.
22:24I was listening.
22:24Will you stay for the wedding?
22:30I came back, didn't I?
22:33About the dress?
22:35Yeah.
22:36Huh.
22:36Nice.
22:38Not too wedding-y.
22:41Like you could dye it black and wear it to a funeral.
22:43Like you could dye it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it black and wear it
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