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00:00I don't know what real pain is till you become a mother, you poor son, Theron.
00:24Oh, God!
00:30Daryl?
00:40Huh?
00:41Daryl?
00:42Why?
00:43Why the fuck?
00:44Why'd you want?
00:45Daryl?
00:46Oh, God.
00:47Fuck.
00:48Fuck.
00:49Fuck.
00:50Fuck.
00:51Fuck.
00:55Fuck.
00:57Come and see me, baby.
01:10But please don't come to see me.
01:13Really?
01:14Oh, here.
01:15There's chocolate.
01:17Pomegranate.
01:19Tobacco.
01:20Honestly, Charles, if I drink batch of acid, it'll put some frothy milk.
01:26Well, we grind.
01:30We fill.
01:33Oh, we have to pump it a bit.
01:43Twist.
01:44And turn on.
01:47We don't come to see me.
01:50I bet your mouth is watering, isn't it?
01:53What?
01:54Oh.
01:55Mmm.
01:56It's delicious.
01:58Ta-da.
01:59So, uh, Luke, is it?
02:01Yep.
02:02That's our little son.
02:03That one does his own thing.
02:04Hmm.
02:05And he's here for the wedding?
02:06No, he lives here.
02:07Hmm.
02:08He doesn't live here.
02:09He's staying here.
02:10Yeah, he's been staying here for three years.
02:12Hmm.
02:13Look exhausted.
02:14Never mind, we're gonna freshen you up at the spa.
02:16Oh, what spa?
02:17A little vitamin D.
02:18Where is Sarah?
02:19That girl sleeps like the dead.
02:21Um.
02:22Oh.
02:23Sorry, gotta get this.
02:26Uh, thanks for the rocket fuel.
02:28My new woman.
02:29Uh, Barbara doesn't allow dark liquids on that.
02:31Mmm.
02:32Right.
02:33Oh, boy.
02:40If we ever get divorced, we'll be for that sound.
02:44What?
02:45I'm just drinking coffee.
02:51I do not sound like that.
02:53You do.
02:54God, you have deep only child syndrome.
02:56I simply wouldn't have beat that out of you a long time ago.
02:59Well, I'm not an only child.
03:01I have my sister.
03:02You know what I mean.
03:04Like you didn't grow up together.
03:06It's not like you shaved who the other one is or anything.
03:08I mean, you couldn't be more different.
03:11I actually think we have a lot in common.
03:14And if we ever get divorced, it will be because of the sound you make when you breathe.
03:20I had subglottic stenosis as a child.
03:23And I don't appreciate your tone.
03:33Great.
03:34Very mature.
03:35Look, there's no easy way to say this.
03:40The test results show that the egg quality isn't great.
03:43I know.
03:44Financially, this has been a challenge.
03:45So I wouldn't recommend another expensive, exhausting route.
03:48Okay.
03:50Right.
03:51On the upside, your uterus is very healthy.
03:54You show no signs of perimenopause.
03:56And look, I've seen women in your situation get pregnant the old-fashioned way.
03:59There's nothing to say that can't happen for you.
04:02And my parting words?
04:04Off the record, of course, is bars are full of sperm.
04:07Yeah.
04:08I'm in Canada.
04:09Oh, even better.
04:10Polite, apologetic sperm.
04:12Yeah.
04:13Yeah.
04:14Hey, try to relax.
04:16Have some fun.
04:17It can help, okay?
04:18Thanks, I'll try.
04:19Good luck.
04:20Bye.
04:21Bye, Sandra.
04:42Oh, Renata will do that.
04:45What is this bed made of?
04:46Swedish horse hair.
04:48Haha.
04:49No, seriously.
04:50It is.
04:51Wow.
04:52Well.
04:53It's fucking comfortable.
04:54Yeah.
04:55It's fucking expensive.
04:56Mhm.
04:57Thank you, um, for coming back.
05:00Yeah, well, two bolters don't make a right.
05:02Alright, that sounded better in my head.
05:04Mhm.
05:07Um, look, I know that I owe you a proper explanation, and I-
05:11Please, can we not?
05:12I'm just-
05:13I'm not in the right headspace for that.
05:16Yeah?
05:17Fine.
05:24What?
05:25Nothing.
05:26Don't look at me like that.
05:27It's creepy.
05:28Well, it's just, it's-
05:29Never mind.
05:30Sorry.
05:31Um, Kristen's throwing me this, like, bachelorette party thing.
05:35It's really stupid, but it's at a spa, and, um, I was hoping that you and Cheryl might
05:39want to come.
05:40It's a good place to relax.
05:42Hmm.
05:43Is there a steam room?
05:44Yeah?
05:45And, um, there's a sauna, there's a pool.
05:50What's that?
05:51Oh, Valium.
05:52Just a half.
05:53You want the other half?
05:54Uh, no, no.
05:55I'm good for Valium.
05:56Okay.
05:57I'm using my bag.
05:58Just if you want them for the spa.
05:59They sort of enhance the experience, you know?
06:01Okay.
06:02It's Canada.
06:03They're legal.
06:04Don't forget your swimmies.
06:05I'll have the usual, Jocelyn.
06:06Signature vitamin infusion with enhanced plasma.
06:15It's the newest anti-aging technology in the world.
06:16I'll have the perk of my pregnancy potion.
06:18It's just vitamins.
06:22It depends what your body needs.
06:23How do you feel?
06:24Oh, I can often get this ache in my chest and a sort of sinking feeling in my belly.
06:25And sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I find it hard to see the point of living.
06:29Do you think they have anything for that?
06:30Oh, she's out.
06:31She'll have the reboot.
06:32Yeah, make that two reboots.
06:33Well, while we're all hooked up, I wanted to take this moment to focus on our bride-to-be.
06:36Oh.
06:37Mmm.
06:38If anybody has anything for that, I'll have the rest of the world.
06:40I'll have the perk of my pregnancy potion.
06:41It's just vitamins.
06:42It depends what your body needs.
06:43How do you feel?
06:44Oh.
06:45I can often get this ache in my chest and a sort of sinking feeling in my belly.
06:48And sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I find it hard to see the point of living.
06:51Do you think they have anything for that?
06:54Oh, she's out.
06:55She'll have the reboot.
06:56Yeah, make that two reboots.
06:57Mmm.
06:58If anybody has anything prepared, please share.
07:01Or feel free to be spontaneous.
07:03Oh, that's okay.
07:05Oh!
07:06Say what?
07:07Okay, I'll go first.
07:12Marriage isn't easy.
07:14Like two traffic lanes merging, the ride can get bumpy.
07:17But once in the same lane, the path to your real destination becomes smooth and clear.
07:23Motherhood?
07:24Baby's kicking.
07:25Got it?
07:26Feel it.
07:27It's a little elbow.
07:28No, like really feel.
07:29Don't talk to her about babies, Christine.
07:30She's a woman like the Gobi Desert.
07:31It's Kristen.
07:32Oh, well there's always adoption.
07:33I sponsored three girls in South Sudan, and I think of them as my babies.
07:37I get monthly updates.
07:38Okay, who's next with the words of wisdom?
07:39Zeus?
07:40Oh, I don't know.
07:41I mean, maybe be true to yourself, be honest, and you'll find your way.
07:44So beautiful.
07:45And so real.
07:46Hi, everyone.
07:47Sorry I'm late.
07:48Hi.
07:49Hi.
07:50You know those vitamin things are a hoax, right?
07:51Total waste of money.
07:52Shelly, we're so glad you could join.
07:53Do you have any words of wisdom for our bride-to-be?
07:54Oh, I don't know.
07:55You know those vitamin things are a hoax, right?
07:57Total waste of money.
07:58Shelly, we're so glad you could join.
07:59Do you have any words of wisdom for our bride-to-be?
08:00Oh, um...
08:01Mary, she's a crapshoot?
08:02Sign a prenup.
08:03She's a riot.
08:04Okay.
08:05As the one in the room who's been married the longest, I want to say this.
08:07When you meet the right person, it's worth it.
08:09What could you have to do?
08:10I don't know.
08:11I don't know.
08:12I don't know.
08:13I don't know.
08:14I don't know.
08:15I don't know.
08:16I don't know.
08:17Shelly, we're so glad you could join.
08:19Do you have any words of wisdom for our bride-to-be?
08:22Oh, um...
08:23Mary, she's a crapshoot?
08:24Sign a prenup.
08:25She's a riot.
08:26Okay.
08:27As the one in the room who's been married the longest, I want to say this.
08:31When you meet the right person, it's worth it.
08:34But?
08:35Marriage isn't for the faint of heart.
08:38To wake up every day with the same human, over and over and over again, takes real cuts.
08:49Some days you will wake up and think, if I throw a toaster into the shower, will I get caught?
08:56You're brave, sir.
08:58And my Steven is lucky to have found someone with your integrity and intelligence.
09:04And I will finally have the daughter I always wanted.
09:11Now, who's up for a sprinkle of Botox?
09:14Ami?
09:15Suze?
09:16I'm grand.
09:18Actually, I need the toilet.
09:21A little sprinkle goes a long way.
09:23Oh, fuck.
09:24Barbara says I need a robe.
09:26What if Barbara says?
09:27I got you to myself.
09:28The famous sister.
09:29Oi!
09:30Look at this puno.
09:31Oh, I am so happy to finally meet you.
09:32I'm the famous aunt.
09:33Oh, yeah, you're her mom's sister.
09:34She talks about you non-stop.
09:35Oh.
09:36And her mother, Rachel.
09:37May her memory be a blessing to us all.
09:38I don't think she'd be too fond of this circus, you know?
09:39But, he makes her happy.
09:40Well, he makes her feel.
09:42The family makes her feel stable.
09:43And I think with the surgery looming, she just wants to move forward.
09:45Where is life, you know?
09:46Ugh.
09:47It's just such a heartbreak at this age to reconcile losing your breasts and your uterus.
09:51But, I'm a gyno.
09:52I've worked through this with plenty of women, and there's life after.
09:55It's just such a heartbreak at this age to reconcile losing your breasts and your uterus.
09:57But, I'm a gyno.
09:58I've worked through this with plenty of women, and there's life after, I promise.
09:59And she definitely has to have it, right?
10:00After what happened to her mother?
10:01Oh, yeah.
10:02Yes, it's far too risky not to.
10:03Susan Alloy?
10:04Who's asking?
10:05I didn't look a massage, thanks.
10:06It's a gift.
10:07From Barbara.
10:08Oh.
10:09Barbara's back.
10:10It's a healing Reiki relief special.
10:11Well, thank you.
10:27Well, thank you.
10:30Treatment room two in five minutes.
10:57You need to drink a lot of nettle tea.
11:03You'll feel some cramping, nausea, diarrhea because you didn't release.
11:07Don't worry.
11:08That'll pass.
11:09Thanks.
11:10Look, I'm sorry about Kristen.
11:12I know she can be a lot.
11:13Can she?
11:14Yeah.
11:15Like, with the whole, with the baby thing.
11:20Ah, she's, she's grand.
11:22I mean, it's good she has so many, you know?
11:23Takes the pressure off you.
11:24So many grandkids means it's okay if you don't want to have any.
11:28Yeah, I guess so.
11:29So Steve knows.
11:30What?
11:31That you don't want kids.
11:32Yeah, I think he knows.
11:33I mean, I think I've made that pretty clear.
11:35You think?
11:36Or you have?
11:37I have.
11:38I have.
11:39I have.
11:40Look, are you okay?
11:41Yeah, I'm okay.
11:42Are you okay?
11:43Yeah.
11:44Okay.
11:45Okay.
11:47Okay.
11:49Okay.
11:53Okay, well, as long, as long as you're okay.
11:55Yeah, would you please stop asking me that?
11:58Okay.
12:00Listen.
12:02I need to get out of here.
12:03Where, Canada?
12:04No.
12:05No, the spa.
12:06It's just the jet lag.
12:07Can I go back to the house?
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:09Okay.
12:10That's okay?
12:11Yeah, of course.
12:12Okay.
12:14Hey.
12:16Hey.
12:30Hey.
12:31Is that the only jacket you brought?
12:32Yeah.
12:33I'm not cold.
12:35You know you can sit up front.
12:36I'm not actually an Uber.
12:37Fuck, feels good to be seeing the front seat, doesn't it?
12:40It's just a ride suit.
12:43This is an Ireland ride me.
12:45Um, yeah.
12:46Yeah, I got it.
12:47Hey, can I, uh, take you somewhere?
12:50Well, depends where.
12:52You'll like it.
12:53Okay.
13:00What a cheerful bride.
13:02Oh, hi.
13:04Shall we schwitz?
13:05We shall.
13:07I like the sister.
13:11She's a, she's a version of you.
13:13Yeah, but she's thinner.
13:14She's just kidding.
13:15What if there's a war?
13:18Oh, have me, it's hot.
13:22You know, I have been racking my brains trying to think of what your mother would say about you getting married.
13:28But the truth is, marriage wasn't her thing.
13:31It's just what you did back then.
13:34You didn't.
13:35Yes, but I'm an exceptional person.
13:39She had her issues, right?
13:41Marriage and other things.
13:42But the one thing that she never regretted was having you.
13:46She loved you so much, Cookie.
13:49She was very proud of you.
13:51Yeah, well, she had a pretty funny way of showing it.
13:53We're Jews.
13:54She wasn't going to say it to your face.
13:56But go to Temple Shalom.
13:58You ask anybody there for your high school GPA, I am telling you, they all know.
14:01Well, I just wish we had more time, you know?
14:09Me too, Bubba Law.
14:11Me too.
14:13Oh, God, she'd hate all of this.
14:15She would.
14:16But she would want you to be happy.
14:18I am.
14:20I mean, I think I am.
14:22No, I am.
14:23I just...
14:24Yeah, I just want to get it over with.
14:30Okay.
14:31How romantic?
14:32No, no, you know what I mean.
14:33I mean the wedding part.
14:34I just want to be on the other side of that, you know?
14:36I just want to be married.
14:37I want to be settled.
14:39And, you know, I'll get this surgery over with and I'll start my life.
14:44Can I know her?
14:46No more drama.
14:48Okay.
14:50Are we doing the cold plunge thing?
14:51Yeah, I'm too hot.
14:53How is this good for you?
14:54I feel sick.
14:55You first.
14:55Five more minutes.
14:57My legs are stuck to each other.
14:59No, forget it.
15:00I have to pee.
15:08Here.
15:14Put this on.
15:15Okay, where have you taken me?
15:16I just want to show you something really Canadian.
15:20Okay.
15:20Yeah.
15:21A little place that I like to come when I need to escape.
15:24Wow.
15:25It's pretty nice.
15:26Yeah, well, you think it's beautiful now.
15:28You should see it in the fall.
15:29The leaves are every color you can imagine.
15:31And then you just hear...
15:36What the fuck was that?
15:38That...
15:38That's a stag bellowing for its mate.
15:42You're off your head.
15:43No.
15:44Fall is also, uh...
15:46Rudding season.
15:49People won't come from everywhere just to listen to that.
15:52Sorry.
15:52Hang on.
15:53You won't come here to listen to deer fucking in a forest.
15:57Don't say it like that.
15:57It's weird when you say it like that.
15:59I thought romance was dead.
16:02Oh, thank you.
16:05Oh, Jesus.
16:06That's strong.
16:06You've only ever seen Martini's and Jake's Bond film.
16:10I usually have mine with a twist.
16:11But today, we go dirty.
16:13Oh, I like the sound of that, Babs.
16:15They fly the olives in from the Amalfi.
16:18Oh, that sounds very posh.
16:23Cheers.
16:26Sláinte.
16:27That'll put hairs on your chest, Babs.
16:35Really?
16:35Mm.
16:43Oh, Jesus, God.
16:44Everything okay?
16:47Rice rain.
16:48Babs.
16:48You are so lucky.
16:50Well, I've been called many things in my life, but Lucky isn't one of them.
16:53No, you are.
16:53It's not that I wish that Charles was dead.
16:55Of course I don't.
16:56I just hope he goes first, you know?
16:58So I get an extra little chapter.
17:00Yes, for me.
17:02You are in your chapter.
17:04Am I?
17:04No husband, no kids, no strings, no rules.
17:07This is your time.
17:09If I were you, I would move to Paris.
17:11Or Paris?
17:12I've never been.
17:13Look at you.
17:15You made it all the way to Canada, didn't you?
17:16Mm-hmm.
17:17So, tell me.
17:20Who were you before?
17:24Before what?
17:25Before you were married.
17:27What, when I was 17?
17:28That is young.
17:29Never really thought about who I was.
17:31Just trying to make ends meet.
17:32Well, we need to get in touch with that 17-year-old little baby Cheryl
17:36and ask her what the fuck she wants out of life.
17:39Well, she'll be having more of these mouthy-all-us-babs,
17:41and that's for sure.
17:43It's a start.
17:44Do you want to go dirty again?
17:45Oh, so dirty.
17:46Oh.
17:47Mm.
17:58You ever done anything really bad?
18:01Me?
18:02No, no, I put a foot wrong.
18:04Lucky, lucky.
18:05What was that?
18:06Well, what did you just say?
18:09You have something you want to confess or something?
18:11Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
18:13Oh, fuck.
18:14What?
18:15Don't.
18:15It's just Irish woman flew a Catholic guild.
18:17That's pretty hot.
18:19I feel like I need to confess that, uh,
18:22well, I'm having impure thoughts now.
18:23It's not a little...
18:25Now, listen, Luke.
18:28I've been celibate for over a year.
18:31Right choice.
18:35I think I might be dead inside.
18:36I think your pheromones betray you.
18:38Fuck these Judas pheromones.
18:40I just, I think you like me.
18:41Do you not?
18:42Okay.
18:45I won't kiss you then.
18:47No, you better not.
18:48I won't.
18:49You're not gonna get a Lukey?
18:51No Lukey for Lukey.
18:53No.
18:53I'm sorry.
19:00I'm fucking starving.
19:01I know what we need.
19:05Come here.
19:07We need pancakes.
19:09Fuck yeah.
19:10Pancakes.
19:13Let's go.
19:18Driver, take this woman to Barney's on King Street.
19:22You want her to hear some music.
19:25And here you go.
19:26It's your time.
19:27Woohoo!
19:28Woohoo!
19:28Woohoo!
19:29Woohoo!
19:30Meet me in Barney's on King Street.
19:35I'll be there.
19:37Oh, dearie.
19:39Oh, my God.
19:41Woohoo!
19:42Woohoo!
19:43Woohoo!
19:43Woohoo!
19:50Fuck, it's freezing out there.
19:52Okay.
19:53We're gonna divide and conquer.
19:55You need to find us some music.
19:58Hmm?
19:58Okay, so, flour, sugar, cakes.
20:01Oh, who pissed on your cornflakes?
20:04What do you mean?
20:05Oh, there's some pretty sad shit on here.
20:07There's not some sad shit on there.
20:09This is...
20:10So, you're, um, dead inside, huh?
20:19Dead, dead.
20:23Oh, here.
20:24Jesus.
20:26Holy shit.
20:26What the fuck?
20:27Would you leave us house?
20:30No soups.
20:32Oh, the fuckman!
20:33The fuck?
20:34The fuck?
20:36The fuck?
20:38He's here.
20:40Oh, you're back.
20:40Oh, you're there.
20:41Oh,What?
20:42Oh, yeah.
20:42Because of his hand.
20:43Do you not push?
20:44The fuck?
20:44Oh, he'll do you?
20:45Oh, I'll do it.
20:46Oh, boy.
20:46What?
20:47See, Tom fromorates?
20:48What?
20:49Oh, no?
20:50I'll do every day.
20:50Okay.
20:51Ohh.
20:51What, what?
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