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00:00Jesus!
00:16No, Susan!
00:21Is everything cool here?
00:23My baker.
00:24I'm Susan's, what would you call me?
00:26Your step-grandmother?
00:27Yeah, sort of.
00:28Although she's like the daughter I've never had.
00:32I'm 82, you know.
00:3382, wow.
00:34And you've travelled to Canada all by yourself?
00:36Where?
00:37I didn't walk!
00:39What do you say now to a cup of tea?
00:42I've my angina tablets to take.
00:45Well, I think we can handle a cup of tea.
00:47And a gin and tonic.
00:49All right.
00:51Jesus, the arse on it.
00:54I'd be all over him like a seagull and vomit.
00:57What are you doing here?
00:59Where's Cheryl?
01:00What do you want with her?
01:01There was money in that ice cream van.
01:03There was 50 grand in it.
01:0550?
01:07I think you're in shock.
01:09Or is the grief hitting you?
01:10Grief, is it?
01:11Yeah.
01:12A poor death.
01:13The best part of that child ran down the inside of me leg.
01:16Thanks for putting that into my head.
01:18Where's the money, Suze?
01:19Or I'll go to the police.
01:20Oh.
01:21And what would you tell them?
01:22I'll tell them the truth, Suze.
01:24That your mother murdered my son.
01:32Wait, where did Cheryl go again?
01:33I put her into a taxi to go home.
01:34She told Barbara she wanted to listen to some live visits.
01:36I told her to fly.
01:37But when?
01:38Is it my time?
01:39When is it Barbara time?
01:41Oh, you know, it can happen right now.
01:43Soon.
01:44Yes!
01:45Soon!
01:46Let's just focus on taking one step at a time.
01:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49Put it one foot in front of the other.
01:50Very jowly.
01:51Oh, and you're pregnant.
01:53Not a good book.
01:55All right.
01:56Oh, okay.
01:57Okay.
01:58Okay, we got you.
01:59Steve, your mom's hammered again.
02:02Hey.
02:03Sarah, Sarah, look at this.
02:04Look.
02:05This is Ma Baker.
02:07Now she is Suze's step-grandmother.
02:09Surprise!
02:10Okay, so this one's not on me.
02:11It's absolutely marvelous.
02:12Marvelous.
02:13We have to remember to call the caterer.
02:14Set a new place for the wedding.
02:16I don't want to be a boy.
02:17You won't in the slightest.
02:19There's no space.
02:20She's an old woman.
02:21Maybe she, too.
02:22Wow.
02:23Maybe she, too.
02:24Okay, Suze, can you help me with something in the car?
02:25Yeah, okay.
02:26Okay.
02:29Sisters.
02:31Okay, wait, so she's Daryl's mother?
02:33What is she doing here?
02:34Well, she's, you know, she's lonely.
02:36She's grieving.
02:39Fine.
02:40Long story short, turns out Daryl wasn't an ordinary ice cream man.
02:43You mean, like, he had special powers?
02:45No.
02:46I mean, the ice cream thing was a front for her payday loan business.
02:49Wait, what?
02:50Yeah, you know, payday loans.
02:51They lend money to desperate people short-term for high interest.
02:54Yeah, no, I know that.
02:56What is she doing here?
02:58There was money in the ice cream van.
03:00We found it after Daryl's accident.
03:03About 50 grand, and she wants it back.
03:05So?
03:06Just give it to her.
03:07No way, that's Cheryl's money.
03:08She earned it with what he put her through.
03:09You're right.
03:12That's Cheryl's money.
03:14Mm-hmm.
03:15She's gotta go.
03:16Hang on, it's not that simple.
03:18She won't leave without seeing Cheryl.
03:20Okay, okay.
03:21Well, let's just say we're bringing her to Cheryl,
03:25and then take her to the airport instead.
03:28Hang on, Cheryl's not here?
03:29Yeah, me too.
03:30Diabetes.
03:31High blood pressure.
03:32Low blood pressure.
03:33Low blood pressure.
03:34Did I mention glaucoma?
03:35No, not yet.
03:36I'm a martyr to me eyes.
03:37Okay, we are gonna take you to Cheryl.
03:40Oh!
03:41Yeah, she'll be so happy to see you.
03:44Cheryl, love.
03:45Awesome.
03:46I'm over here.
03:47Ginny, what in the name of God are you doing?
03:51I'm gonna take you to Cheryl.
03:52Oh!
03:53Yeah, she'll be so happy to see you.
03:54Yeah, she'll be so happy to see you.
03:57Cheryl, love.
03:58I'm over here.
04:01I'm over here.
04:03Ginny, what in the name of God are you doing?
04:13What in the name of God are you doing here?
04:14You told me to meet you here.
04:15I don't mean here.
04:17I mean in Canada.
04:18My daughter's getting married.
04:20Oh, my big mouth.
04:22I should've known you'd pull some stupid stunt.
04:25Looking well.
04:26Oh, for God's sake, Jimmy.
04:28I'm entitled to be there.
04:29To walk my daughter down the island.
04:31You are not entitled.
04:32Not if she doesn't want you there.
04:34Has she said that?
04:35Yes, she has.
04:36I don't know what happened between you two.
04:37It's all in the past.
04:38Look at me.
04:39I'm sober now.
04:40Oh, change the record, Jimmy.
04:42For good this time.
04:43If I could just talk to her.
04:45Take my advice and get on the next plane home.
04:49Nobody wants you here.
04:51Let me, let me at least buy you a drink for us.
04:55Come on.
04:56For God's sake.
04:57What do you have?
04:58Come on.
04:59Come on.
05:00Bartender.
05:01Glass of red wine for the ladies.
05:02How'd you find us?
05:03The white invitation was in the ice cream van.
05:04The address was in it.
05:05For the RSVP.
05:06I said don't take much of it.
05:07Of what?
05:08Of Canada.
05:09You've only been here an hour.
05:10I've seen enough of it and you may keep it.
05:11Oh, what kind of milk is that?
05:12I've put in my tea.
05:13Almond milk.
05:14Oh, God.
05:15Indigestion from it.
05:16I tell you, the world is going to hell fast if I'm coming around milking almonds now.
05:22Oh, oh, I wish the flames of hell would warm me now.
05:39Oh, no wonder no one falls for this country.
05:42Here's your coat.
05:43Now, shut up.
05:44You want to live here.
05:45Heavens America.
05:46Oh, here.
05:47For God's sake.
05:48Here.
05:49Now, come on.
05:50Get in.
05:51Don't rush me! Don't rush me!
05:53Go on.
05:54Don't push me!
05:56Why is that red light on?
05:58Ah shit, you might need to pull over.
05:59We're on the fucking motorway!
06:05If you're thinking of driving me to the airport, I think again.
06:10You know that money that you claim was in the van?
06:12Leave it, don't.
06:13No, no, no, no. I've been thinking about your legal position.
06:16Do you know, did Daryl leave a will?
06:18There was no point. His only assets were liquid.
06:21Well, then, legally, I'm afraid you're in a bit of a bind.
06:24A bind, is it?
06:25Well, any money found in his possession is part of his estate,
06:27and in the absence of a will, the law of inheritance says that it should go to the next of kin.
06:31I'm his mother.
06:32Under European law, the rights of a spouse supersede those of a parent.
06:36Oh, brains and beauty.
06:39Well, I did two years in probate law, so...
06:43You'd better take me to the airport, though.
06:46Looks like I've had a ways to journey, if that's the law.
06:51Except, where I come from, there's two kinds of law.
06:55There's the law that's practiced by nice-speaking people like you in wigs and fancy gowns.
07:00And there's the law that says if you take something that belongs to me,
07:05I'm going to get a broken bottle and perform a tracheoctomy on you.
07:09Anyone fancy a Murray Mint?
07:15We're grand for Murray Mintz.
07:22I need the jacks!
07:30How's Suze?
07:32You know of yourself, Suzie is Suzie.
07:35No doubts about that.
07:37I'd a lovin' for her to be settled by now, but then...
07:40What man in his right mind is looking for a woman in her forties?
07:43It's like shopping for a turkey at five o'clock on Christmas Eve.
07:45All the birds left out there are damaged.
07:49I meant what I said.
07:51You look great.
07:52Oh, we got way out of that.
07:54I don't think it's too much, do you, with the sunglasses?
07:56You look like Jackie O.
07:58Stop.
08:00Got them on a plane.
08:02There was an article in one of Suzie's magazines about women who blossomed in widowhood.
08:06Elizabeth Taylor, Priscilla Presley, Courtney Love...
08:09I'll name any place compared to you.
08:11Death becomes her.
08:1230 women who went from burial plot to smoking hot.
08:18Some people are terribly clever, aren't they, Jimmy?
08:24We had some happy times, didn't we?
08:26Sure I must have done.
08:27Though I'd have to rack my brains.
08:28Holy shit, this country guard.
08:36Monkey Canadian Jacks.
08:41Now, let's see what you're up to.
08:43Maybe I should show her some pictures of Tofino.
08:45Nobody hates Canada.
08:47Jesus, stay focused.
08:48Right, sorry.
08:50Is she dangerous?
08:51You don't get by on her line of work without no one had to deliver an ultimatum.
08:5469, 69.
09:00Nineteen.
09:01Sixteen.
09:05I think we should go to the cops.
09:06No, no cops.
09:07She made a threat against your mother's life.
09:08Look, I said I don't want the cops involved.
09:11What are you not telling me?
09:13Okay, fine, look.
09:15I know you're gonna laugh at this.
09:16You know, I'm wondering...
09:17Will I?
09:18The woman has got it into her head that Cheryl murdered Daryl.
09:21Cheryl.
09:22It's madness.
09:23Fucking loop-de-loop.
09:32Ha-ha.
09:36Daryl?
09:37Daryl?
09:38What?
09:39Why the fuck are you?
09:40What you want, Daryl?
09:44Oh, God.
09:49Okay, I'm just thinking about out here.
09:50Go on.
09:51Why don't we, or could we, just drive right into the woods.
09:54Okay.
09:55And then what?
09:56I was thinking maybe a bear might eat her.
09:57A bear?
09:58You've got bears in Canada, right?
09:59This isn't some dystopian land of the future where we feed our enemies to the animals.
10:03This is Toronto.
10:04Yeah, I said I was just thinking out loud.
10:06I am getting married in two days.
10:09No, I didn't invite her here, alright?
10:19Okay, you need to go back to Ireland.
10:21I'll go home and gladly when I've got what I came for.
10:24What the fuck is my phone?
10:25You must be batshit crazy if you think that Cheryl murdered your son.
10:28If anything, he nearly killed her.
10:30Cheryl didn't kill my son.
10:31She wouldn't be capable.
10:32Susan killed him.
10:33What?
10:34Cheryl?
10:35Where the fuck are you?
10:36What you want, Cheryl?
10:37What kind of a gobshite has one, two, three, four as a pin code?
10:42It was an accident.
10:43I went out, he was under the van.
10:44I didn't fucking know...
10:45You take me to Cheryl right now.
10:50Will you look at your man?
10:51He's ahead of you, Jimmy.
10:52No.
10:53Go away.
10:54Ahead of you?
10:55I think you were the first man in Ireland to wear leather trousers.
10:57Remember you thought you were gonna be a rock star?
10:59And what I wasn't gonna do?
11:00Break America in the world.
11:01I was never gonna be a rock star.
11:02What kind of a gobshite has one, two, three, four as a pin code?
11:04What kind of a gobshite has one, two, three, four as a pin code?
11:07It was an accident.
11:08I went out, he was under the van, I didn't fucking know...
11:09You take me to Cheryl right now.
11:10Break America and then the world.
11:12A love that's mine.
11:14A love divine.
11:16I wrote that song for you.
11:18I'm sure you told five or six girls the same thing.
11:20You're the only one I wasn't lying to.
11:24Did he still throw the knickers at you, Jimmy?
11:26Still happens the odd time. It's just as you get older,
11:28the knickers get bigger.
11:30Last time it happened, I thought a wee person was
11:32parachuting onto the stage.
11:34I've got a chance now.
11:36I've just dated you.
11:38I've forgotten you used to be funny.
11:51Well, you can't bond yourself, Jimmy.
11:55Fancy it, Mom.
11:56She wants to get us together all the way across the Atlantic.
11:59Come on.
12:08Jesus, you could drive a coach in six horses.
12:13Do you remember what Sister Dolores' eyes used to say?
12:17Leave enough room between here for the Holy Spirit.
12:21What?
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26I'm sorry.
12:27I'm sorry.
12:28I'm sorry.
12:29I told you now.
12:30You didn't tell me.
12:31She did.
12:32Just watch the whole video.
12:33Of a man having his head crushed by an ice cream van.
12:35No thank you.
12:36You'll see it was an accident.
12:37I wonder what the police believe it was an accident when they find the money.
12:42Wherever Cheryl stashed it.
12:43Where the bloody hell is she anyway?
12:44Look, we've been to what?
12:45Six bars now and still no sign of her.
12:46Just give me my phone and I'll ring her.
12:47Give you your phone.
12:48Yeah.
12:49With the video on it.
12:50I'll give it straight back to you.
12:51I'll give it straight back to you.
12:52You'll get back to me.
12:53I'll give it back to you now.
12:54You didn't tell me.
12:55You didn't tell me.
12:56She did.
12:57Just watch the whole video.
12:58Of a man having his head crushed by an ice cream van.
12:59No thank you.
13:00You'll see it was an accident.
13:01I wonder what the police believe it was an accident when they find the money.
13:03Six bars now and still no sign of her.
13:06Just give me my phone and I'll ring her.
13:08Give you your phone.
13:10Yeah.
13:11With the video on it.
13:12I'll give it straight back to you.
13:14You must think I'm a screen some cabbage looking.
13:17Come on let's just keep going.
13:18No.
13:19No more bars.
13:20Yes.
13:21Have the legs walked off of me.
13:24I'm going to sit there.
13:26You two can find Cheryl and bring her to me.
13:33What do you think?
13:40Maybe we can make a go of it again.
13:43You have a lot of making up to do.
13:47You caused so much damage.
13:49Aye.
13:50I have so many regrets.
13:55But I've only one big one.
14:01What is it Jimmy?
14:03I should have gone to the States when I had the chance.
14:05I could have made it the big time.
14:08And that's your biggest regret?
14:09It's a great song.
14:10I could have had a completely different life.
14:12You still regret all the years of misery you put me in Susie time.
14:14We're all responsible for our own happiness.
14:16Oh the church is about now Jimmy.
14:17It's the first thing you learn when you enter the program.
14:19Oh your biggest problem was never the drink Jimmy.
14:22You were a selfish git.
14:24And you're still a selfish git.
14:26You're just a sober one.
14:27You're no angel.
14:28You expect me to believe you getting pregnant with Susie was an accident.
14:31You did it to stop me from going to the States.
14:33You did it to lock me down.
14:35Now are you gonna tell me where that wedding is happening?
14:37No I am not.
14:39I'll find out meself.
14:40It's easy done.
14:41She told him you were dead Jimmy.
14:44She told her in-laws that her father was dead.
14:47You're lying.
14:48So wasn't she the one that came looking for me?
14:50She came looking for her father and she found you.
14:54A pathetic hulk of a man overwashed in your life Jimmy.
14:59Will you do the right thing?
15:00Will you walk away?
15:02Oh, and that song of yours.
15:17You didn't write it.
15:19Johnny Cash wrote it.
15:21What are you lying about?
15:22A love that's mine.
15:23A love divine.
15:24People used to be laughing at you.
15:26Have you heard about the Yank?
15:27He thinks he wrote I walk the line.
15:32Fuck, where is she?
15:41I don't know.
15:43Oh, it's her.
15:46Ma'am, it's me.
15:48Oh, I'm sorry.
15:49Susie, I tried your phone but it was just that robot lady telling me to leave a message.
15:53Ma Baker's here.
15:55She knows about the money.
15:57Right.
16:00Where are you?
16:02We're in a pub.
16:03We were looking for you.
16:04Bring her back to the house.
16:07Well, we'll talk in here.
16:23You seem to be bared up well, Sarah.
16:28It comes in waves, I suppose, does it?
16:31The grief.
16:32You can have the money.
16:33What?
16:34I buried it in the garden.
16:35What are you doing?
16:36I dug a hole in the ground next to Princess.
16:37Who's Princess?
16:38My dog.
16:39I got her the week Diana died.
16:40That was your money, ma'am.
16:41You earned it from everything he put you through.
16:42Oh, Susie.
16:43What would I do with 50,000 euro?
16:45I'd never get a day's happiness from it.
16:49I killed Daryl, ma'am.
16:52It was an accident.
16:56That day, I found you on the floor.
16:59I went outside to find him and I opened the ice cream van and he wasn't in there and I slammed the door.
17:04I didn't know he was underneath it until I heard his head explode.
17:11And then I ran around the outside and I saw his little legs sticking out like the Wicked Witch of the West except in cowboy boobs.
17:17Oh, I knew all of that.
17:21Sure I knew from your face the minute she came in.
17:24I'm not sorry I did it.
17:26He'd have killed you eventually.
17:29You know, there was one time that your son told me to get him a beer from the fridge.
17:39And I suppose I wasn't quick enough for his liking because he broke two of my fingers.
17:44Can't even begin to describe the pain to you.
17:48He wouldn't let me go to the hospital and he locked all the doors and the windows and he poured all my painkillers down the toilet.
17:56He said the memory of the pain was the only way I'd learn my lesson.
18:08Well, if you're quite finished, you can take me to the airport now.
18:12Be a relief to get out of this kip of a country.
18:16Can I just say that Canada is like 50 million square kilometers in size and you've seen like this much of it.
18:21Well, I won't be recommending it to anyone just so you know.
18:24I'm sure we'll survive.
18:25We should have fed her to the bears.
18:27I was getting married and everything was going great.
18:33And then you show up and bring this rain of shit down on my head.
18:37You know, you know what you are?
18:39Oh, come on.
18:40What am I?
18:41I can't fucking wait to hear this.
18:42You're toxic.
18:43I'm toxic.
18:44Yeah.
18:45You poison everything you touch.
18:47Every relationship you've ever had.
18:49Every chance of happiness that's ever come your way.
18:51You're like a human oil spill.
18:55You've made me an accessory to murder.
18:59And then you lied about it.
19:01Hey, hey, hey.
19:02Folks, what's going on?
19:03We heard yelling and screaming.
19:05Is everything okay?
19:06Yeah.
19:07No.
19:08Everything's great.
19:09Ma Baker was just going to go to the airport.
19:12What?
19:13No.
19:14Ma's coming to the wedding.
19:15I'm calling the caterers.
19:16It's at our party.
19:17She hates Canada.
19:18Hates Canada?
19:19No one hates Canada.
19:20Ma Baker.
19:21She's sleeping.
19:22Oh.
19:23There she's still jet lagged.
19:24Oh, what's going on?
19:25Holy shit, she's dead.
19:26Oh.
19:27Oh.
19:28Oh.
19:29Oh.
19:30Oh.
19:31Oh.
19:32Oh.
19:33Oh.
19:34Oh.
19:35Oh.
19:36Oh.
19:37Oh.
19:38Oh.
19:39Oh.
19:40Oh.
19:41Oh.
19:42Oh.
19:43Oh.
19:44Oh.
19:45Oh.
19:46Oh.
19:47Oh.
19:48Oh.
19:49Oh.
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