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00:04Your mother replied.
00:08I only wrote to her yesterday.
00:10How'd this get here so fast?
00:11You know I can't reveal my channels.
00:13Are you ready for today?
00:15Been training for the trials since I was a zygote.
00:17Of course I'm ready.
00:18You're going to win, I have no doubt.
00:20Nor should you.
00:50We know what you've endured in your young life.
00:54But here, you can put all that behind you.
00:57Here, you can be safe.
01:07A crook never forgets their first trial.
01:12I only wish I was there to share it with you.
01:15But I can't wait to see your name on the dishonest board.
01:19When I'm back.
01:40I won't let you down, Mum.
01:45Guess what I found in my pocket.
01:47Hmm, funny.
01:49Look what I found in mine.
01:51It's a crook haven tradition.
01:53If you want to ask someone to the masquerade tonight,
01:55you slip one of your shillings into their pocket.
01:58How exciting.
02:00Oh, except, I can't think of anyone he'd want to ask me.
02:04Aren't yourself lucky.
02:08Hey, seriously?
02:09You didn't shut up about her all crooks yet.
02:11It was genuinely less fun than being kidnapped.
02:13Problem is, Eddie, he has the soul of a poet,
02:17but he gets tongue-tied around his bae.
02:19She's not my, um...
02:20Can we just not call her my...
02:22Also, to help announce Nicky to the dance,
02:25we came up with a genius plan.
02:28This, Giza, it's our grandfather's serenade.
02:32Ingeniously repurposed into a hidden earpiece.
02:35I have a matching one.
02:36So I can feed Lance my brown road tank.
02:38Only slight complication.
02:40Well, it keeps picking up random radio signals.
02:42How can this possibly fail?
02:45Hey, where's Amira?
02:46Haven't seen her since Crooks yet.
02:48I should probably go check, she's alive.
02:52Dorian.
02:53What are you doing?
02:56What do you say more, Edgar?
02:57She's a merit and everything, but...
02:59I want to take cheer to the masquerade.
03:01Have you lost your mind?
03:02Utterly!
03:03She's bewitched me!
03:06So, just...
03:07Let me have this one thing.
03:12So, anyway...
03:13No.
03:14I'm not buying into some pointless heteronormative ritual.
03:17Ade, you're my not date. Deal?
03:20Deal.
03:24Correct decision.
03:30Don't even think about it.
03:31Let's not play games.
03:32We both know it's a done deal.
03:34With the top legacies, it just makes sense.
03:36Not to me, it doesn't.
03:38I don't want to go with anyone.
03:40Reminder, the trials will push you to your physical limits.
03:43So, calm it up, Crooks.
03:45I know there's a lot on your mind, amig.
03:47But you have to block it out.
03:49Your biggest threat isn't Edgar or Penelope.
03:52It's you.
03:53What's that supposed to mean?
03:54Your first break-in.
03:55You threw it away from here.
03:57Full disclosure.
03:58Shilling test.
03:59Every time.
04:00You let the motion in, and then...
04:02You joke.
04:03Well, not today.
04:04Look, now I know it's not just grandma I'm fighting for.
04:07Now I know that coming here...
04:09Winning the Crooked Cup...
04:13It's my destiny.
04:16Where's everyone?
04:18Registration for the trials is now closed.
04:21Good luck to all competing.
04:22You're needed.
04:27Wanna talk about it?
04:29Oh, the trials?
04:30I mean...
04:31Polities in advance for kicking you out.
04:32You don't mean the trials.
04:39So, what's the talk about?
04:40Maybe that I saved you from being kidnapped?
04:43Of course you're gonna make it all about yourself.
04:44My father told me...
04:45What happened to your parents?
04:48Well, I don't know what happened to them.
04:50All I know is that they were killed by the nameless.
04:52It's weird.
04:54My whole life I've had this...
04:56I don't know...
04:58Ability...
05:00Gift...
05:00Curse.
05:02I mean, I remember everything.
05:05But I've got no memory...
05:06Of them.
05:12Tell anyone...
05:13And I'll end you.
05:16But...
05:18Sometimes I...
05:21Imagine I'm talking to my mum.
05:24I can hear her voice...
05:26So clearly.
05:26It's like...
05:28It's like she's right there.
05:30If you close your eyes...
05:32Maybe there's some part of you that can hear your mum too.
05:37Just try it.
05:53Nothing.
05:58Just this...
05:59Absence.
06:03Anyway, um...
06:04Thanks for the, uh...
06:05There it is.
06:06Took you long enough.
06:08So are you...
06:09Are you competing as a legacy?
06:10Or a merit today?
06:11Because if I were you...
06:12A merit.
06:13Um...
06:13It's my grandma who raised me.
06:15I mean, she's the one who's adopted me as a...
06:19What is that?
06:23Every year me and my grandma, we celebrate the day we met.
06:26Do you know what that means?
06:29It means it's also the day they died.
06:40Do you think of me in 2011?
06:42Intercepted Bankrate.
06:44It was a small crew.
06:46Three of them.
06:47Sent to fall of bank robbery.
06:50They were compromised.
06:52One of them sold the others out.
06:55And they fell to the nameless.
06:58He betrayed them.
07:00Who did?
07:01Who was it that person?
07:04Diego Velazquez.
07:07There you are!
07:08We're looking all over for you!
07:10Yeah, not now, Gia.
07:11Dude!
07:12This can't wait!
07:14I'm not you, princess.
07:21Remember, bro?
07:23I'm the driver.
07:24You're just a car.
07:25So relax.
07:26Just go remember your first line.
07:28Hey, Nikki.
07:29I hope I'm not interrupting.
07:30I hope I'm not interrupting.
07:30That's it, brother.
07:31You got it.
07:33I don't.
07:34I don't.
07:35Losing you.
07:35I don't.
07:37Affirmative.
07:39Everything's set for the chameleon.
07:41I was starting to think this day would never come.
07:44I'm so sick of sweet, useless little Nikki.
07:49I can't wait to be myself again.
07:52I'll report when I've contacted the chameleon.
07:54Bruce?
07:55You're the best?
07:56What happened to you, Opie?
07:58One second, though, as this was woefully risk-guided.
08:03I've had enough of this double life.
08:07Of hiding among you pious hypocrites.
08:10I have nothing but contempt for Crookhaven and everything it stands for.
08:14So?
08:15I'm escaping.
08:17I'm going back to join my brother.
08:20Where I belong.
08:21Where I can be my true self.
08:24With the Nightmares.
08:27No way Amira robbed this.
08:30She was a Swoishama's innocent.
08:31And he tried to kidnap me.
08:33She's being set up.
08:34She even told you!
08:34And I wanted to believe her.
08:35I did.
08:36But this is what happens when you're too trusting.
08:39Your so-called friends betray you.
08:42All this time, she was one of them.
08:49Looks like you really are a legacy.
08:57We need a full debrief.
09:00They came for Gabriel.
09:01If Whisperer might have been even a minute later, they-
09:03We will debrief when the time is right.
09:05For now, I need to focus on our guests.
09:10On today.
09:12The most important day of the year.
09:26I'm honored to ferry such a fine bunch of crooks on this illustrious occasion.
09:32Of course, most of you probably need no introduction to Crookhaven.
09:36You probably came here yourselves.
09:38Or your parents.
09:39Maybe even both.
09:51You always told me never to trust the mayor.
09:54Turns out you're right.
09:56When will you learn, Avery?
09:58I'm always right.
09:59Still, one last person for me to beat.
10:02I did think there was something unsettling about her.
10:05Now I know why.
10:07It's not right, bro.
10:09Legacies get to see their parents.
10:11Show us their crooked skills.
10:13All our smarts get is a fake report from St. Jude's Academy.
10:16I bet I don't even get a decent fake grade in fake geography.
10:19Huh?
10:21What's up with you, bro?
10:22I still don't go up with Nicky.
10:24He practiced.
10:26He was innocent.
10:29I told you.
10:30Airphone switched.
10:32I can't believe Samson Sorensen is the guest judge.
10:34Dad says he's massively overrated.
10:36What? No, no, no. Samson Sorensen, he's a legend.
10:39Dad says the only thing he's good at is burnishing his own myth.
10:41He's like one of the top five crooks of the past 30 years.
10:44He's like 103 points on deception deck. Look.
10:46Hmm.
10:48Do you think he'll sign it for me?
10:50If you want it to lose all value.
11:01Take a hint, Edgar.
11:03If a virus wiped out humanity and we were the last two people left on Earth,
11:07it would still be a hard pass.
11:11Nicky, will you go to the masquerade with me?
11:15You're one of the few people here I genuinely like.
11:19So, yes or no?
11:20I'd love to.
11:22Thank you, Penelope.
11:24There. Now I'm taken.
11:26Find another victim.
11:37Too bad, bro.
11:39Missed a shot.
11:49Mr. Sisman?
11:52You should probably see this.
11:53It was in Amira's room.
11:59I knew it.
12:01I knew she would cave in.
12:03In the end they all do, but...
12:05a signed confession.
12:06This is more than I ever dared dream of.
12:07A fake confession?
12:08She's been set up. How can you not see that?
12:10Shh, shh, shh. Spare me the conspiracy theorists, yeah?
12:12Get yourself ready for the trials.
12:14I'll take this from here.
12:30Dead!
12:34Dead!
12:37Oh, God.
12:40You're a crookhaven, my boy. You shake hands.
12:43Of course.
12:45No, Mom.
12:46She wanted to do, but, uh...
12:48She says enough.
12:49So?
12:50You better win this thing, huh?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Didn't come all this way to see you come second.
12:55No.
13:00Two things I love the most.
13:03Well, the strand shows and being proved right.
13:05It's not conclusive.
13:08It's a signed confession, Whisper.
13:10What a family.
13:13Where's our red monster?
13:15Shouldn't we be here to greet our guests?
13:17This year's crooked trials will commence in T-minus 13 minutes.
13:34To be fair, if I found out my friend wasn't a gang that...
13:38killed my parents.
13:40I have something to tell you both.
13:42And this doesn't necessarily implicate her.
13:45And I don't want to jump to any conclusions.
13:48Um...
13:49But...
13:51Nikki's a spy.
14:11the mirror's vanished she left the confession and a burnt coin you know who did this the plan
14:19was to turn Nicky to use her as an asset not to turn a blind eye over and over again
14:22this time I won't stand
14:25our guests are waiting can't make a spectacle in front of them soon as the trials are over
14:29I'm not waiting if anything happens to mirror then it's on your head
14:53welcome so honored you could join all the honors my own Caspian I've long been an admirer of your work
14:58here I'm always on the lookout for fresh talent sensor how the devil are you Hector Delacoum
15:08uh Paris 2008 well if you say so Horace early noughties are a bit of a blur and to be
15:14honest
15:14no it's Hector Samson Sorensen who might you be I teach gymnastics let me know if your skills
15:23is sharpening I find all the cooks can get so rusty and I am Benito Palombo master of forgery
15:32good for you Samson who made some of my star pupils
15:39buddy show off this is where you need to find the mirror search the island
15:45she's right mate she's long gone headmaster's orders
15:56why'd you keep looking around my mother's supposed to be here
16:00did you check on the guest list I can check with my father
16:02oh that's all right maybe she got held up
16:06I gotta I'd do anything to have my mom here today
16:09just remember what I taught you right ruthless Mickey not sweet Mickey
16:15who claims a word
16:20you may have noticed Amira's absence
16:23bye Amira you won't be missed
16:25if any of you have any idea where she might be
16:29now is the time to speak up
16:35we hope nothing's happened to her
16:38welcome into all you cooks joining us from secure locations round the world
16:42we will be coming to you live across the day for this the ultimate test for our young crooks
16:48but first let us hear from our guiding light
16:50Mr. Caspian Lockett
16:57for one day of the year we open our gates to you
17:00a hand-picked selection of the world's finest crooks
17:03so together we can identify the crooked stars of the future
17:07this year's challenge is a simple one
17:10on the roof of Maribel's tower
17:12is 10,000 pounds of stone money in a locked box
17:16your task is to be first to liberate the cash and raise the flag
17:22to get to the tower
17:23you will have to pass five trials that will test your crooked skills
17:28and give you a chance to impress our esteemed guest
17:31Samson Sorensen
17:35I'd like to offer this year's winners two weeks
17:38crook experience
17:39helping me out with a couple of cheeky little heists
17:41it should be hot that dream
17:43along with Mr. Sorensen's generous prize
17:46the winner also earns 25 crooked points
17:48enough points for any of you to clinch
17:50the crooked cup
17:51and of course the winner will also take home the 10,000 pounds
17:57I changed grandma's life
18:01it's time for the crooklings to take their positions
18:04come on
18:07eyes on the prize remember
18:08lock the rest out
18:12hey
18:14we've got proof Maribel's innocent
18:16Eddie heard Nikki on the earpiece
18:18she's the spy
18:19she framed Amira
18:21Nikki
18:22and come on
18:23she's scared of her own shadow
18:26you always used to tell me you can't tell when people are lying
18:28so let me make it clear for you
18:31Amira lied to you
18:33she lied to us all
18:35forget Amira
18:42there are all books coming
18:43right
18:45I wouldn't be standing about here if they were now would I
18:47that'd be a dereliction of duty like
18:50but the other guests
18:51I counted them all in myself
18:53that's your luck
18:54I thought they were others
18:59the 183rd crooked trials have begun
19:06your masks will be removed in order of most wanted
19:09your task is to escape
19:11but be warned
19:12we've reconfigured the specularium
19:15touch the walls
19:16and you are out
19:31wrong choice Anders
19:32you are out
19:47come on
19:48long choice Sosha
19:51you are out
20:12Edgar
20:14Edgar
20:16Edgar
20:21for the benefit of delay comers
20:24your handcuffs have a unique four-digit release code
20:28that I've hidden in a data set
20:32the clock is ticking
20:33hurry up
20:47Nicky
20:49no conferring
20:51first and final warning
20:53our first warning there for young Nicky Harkness
20:56not one wrong move and you're out
20:59it's sadistic
21:00I love it
21:05and we have our first winner
21:07Adi O'Kreker has completed the trial
21:09who's this choker?
21:11at the end of the day
21:12I don't even
21:14I thought he was on the final result
21:15Adi
21:16you're losing time
21:17get to your next trial
21:20you were wrong about Nicky
21:21Adi wouldn't make that up
21:23not now
21:25Adi
21:26go
21:27go
21:28go
21:29yes
21:367-5-4
21:39oh
21:39hello Dorian
21:41wrong code
21:41you're out
21:42Edgar
21:43go on without me
21:44I'm winning for the both of us Edgar
21:45I'm not winning it for you
21:46I'm winning it for my dad
21:47oh yeah totally
21:48totally yeah
21:49I'm rooting for you
22:00mission compromised
22:01communion's missing
22:02don't know if he's in the boat or in danger
22:03urgent extraction required
22:05there's no signal
22:07get to the highest point you can
22:09powerful stella
22:10Nicky what are you doing
22:11next trial's reception
22:12this way
22:14don't lose your love
22:16remember what I told you
22:17wait this thing
22:34vigorous work from Edgar and Penelope
22:36is there in the deception trial
22:37and dishonorable mention to Gabriel
22:40who is making up for lost time
22:44she didn't write that letter
22:45I know what I heard
22:46I'm so sick of sweet useless little Nicky
22:49I can't wait to be myself again
22:50you need to stop being
22:52I was just giving myself a pep talk
22:54so who's the comedian
22:56I have no idea
23:00now for the most important trial of the day
23:02forgery
23:03I'm sure most cops would agree
23:06criminastics is the supreme skill
23:08respectfully
23:09one that takes years to master
23:11the other is basically running and jumping
23:14have you found a mirror
23:16scout the island
23:18no sign of a
23:19I'm hiding to nothing mate
23:21I've called off the search
23:24then I'll have to take things into my own hands
23:29for this trial
23:30our students must distinguish
23:31the original
23:32from five of my forgeries
23:36forgery
23:37I have to say
23:38for me
23:39Nicky is the dark horse
23:41the speed and agility
23:43I have not seen from her before
23:44where's that little cook behind him?
23:51last six well done
23:53just to take off my parents
23:55it's a shame they're not here to cheer me on
23:56but I'll never get to meet them
23:58this is what you did
23:59you betrayed them didn't you?
24:01no not here
24:01not now
24:02one more trial of me
24:05what have you done with her?
24:06Villette
24:07oh my name
24:08it's Nicky
24:13here they come
24:14our final six crooklings
24:17all that remains
24:17is a race through the wounds
24:19of Marvel's tower
24:20while avoiding some
24:22rather zealous
24:23gardeners
24:39oh
24:41oh
25:04Where is she?
25:13With Gia out, it's the final challenge of AIDS, Marvel's Tower, the ultimate test of
25:20criministics, the purest of the crocodiles, in your opinion.
25:32And with the prize almost in sight, Gabrielle and Penelope leave the field.
25:38Merit versus legacy.
25:46Give me that.
25:47It's over.
25:51It's over.
25:53It's over.
25:54It's over.
25:54It's over.
26:08It's over.
26:09No, no, no, no.
26:11Nikki Hawkins is pre-climbing the tower.
26:13What are you doing?
26:27What are you doing?
26:30No, no, no, no, no.
26:36Brunet or friend Nikki.
26:38A dark horse indeed.
26:39Read what a savage, disciplined, gymnastic, troll is!
26:44Penelope Lockett is out!
26:53Let me go!
26:54What?
26:55I'm warning you.
26:57You're right. It was you.
27:00Where's the mirror?
27:02Last I saw her in the middle of a lake.
27:04But she can't swim.
27:05So if you want to see your friend again, you better hurry up.
27:08What do you want to win, your stupid cup?
27:28Crazy kid was about to win. Why has he got the yips all of a sudden?
27:30He's bottled it. Typical merit.
27:34What's this?
27:36Out of the way!
27:36A late reappearance of Eftar Delacoon.
27:39Where's your moment, Edgar?
27:41Come at the hour.
27:44Come at the Delacoon.
27:47You always were a quitter.
28:10Hello?
28:11Leopard?
28:12Chameleon's missing in action and my cover's blown.
28:15Answer me!
28:17What's she saying?
28:18What's she saying?
28:18Why is there no sound?
28:20What is Nikki Harkness doing?
28:22She needs to raise that flag!
28:34Me?
28:35And you?
28:37Who saw that coming?
28:39So what now?
28:41Fight?
28:42Go ahead.
28:47Go ahead.
28:54Go ahead.
28:59Yes!
29:01Yes!
29:03That's my boy!
29:04That's my Edgar!
29:10Shoot it!
29:12Edgar Delacoon takes the prize!
29:14I've got a comeback for legacy fookling Eftar Delacoon.
29:18But the question remains.
29:20Why did he answer this?
29:22Signs unraveling here.
29:25I've been around real fear enough times to recognize it in a fellow crook.
29:30Perceptive.
29:31But I don't do fear.
29:44What just happened, Whisper?
29:47Something stinks here, and it sure as heck ain't me.
30:02I know you'll never hear this.
30:04But I want you to know that I fought with everything I had.
30:09Right until the end.
30:11But I failed.
30:12Ricky!
30:13Ricky!
30:15I failed the comedian.
30:20And for that...
30:22I'll never forgive myself.
30:26You haven't failed the lead.
30:31Hold your nerve.
30:32We have others in place.
30:34You're not alone.
30:37You never were.
30:50Over there!
30:5430 humans.
31:02What does this mean?
31:05I think he's been lying.
31:06I wish someone else got here first.
31:10I never should have doubted you.
31:14I never should have doubted Amira.
31:18I was always skeptical whether you could be turned.
31:21I'm sorry you feel that way.
31:24But I've always been grateful for this opportunity.
31:27For the fresh start.
31:28I know who you are.
31:29I'm the one who plucked you off the streets.
31:31They've poisoned your mind if there's not an antidote strong enough to...
31:39Yes.
31:43I see.
31:47They found the boat.
31:49It's empty.
31:53Of course it is.
31:56That's just a lie.
31:57I made up to get Gabriel off my case.
32:00I don't know where Amira is.
32:02So...
32:02If you don't have any more evidence, sir, please may I go?
32:05I'd hate to miss prize giving.
32:07I came second today.
32:09And I'm third in the crooked cup.
32:11I'm quite proud of myself.
32:27Bravo, my boy.
32:30Doing machine pans now.
32:31For extenuating circumstances.
32:33Come here.
32:42Come here.
32:44Come here.
32:46Come here.
32:46Come here.
32:46Come here.
32:49Come here.
32:52Come here.
32:53Your pal reminds me.
32:54What's his name?
32:56Edgar.
32:56Edgar what?
32:58An...
32:59Elecute.
33:00An Amakarta.
33:03Elecute.
33:06Ah.
33:10Where's Amira?
33:12You didn't think I was serious.
33:14It was just a ruse.
33:16To stop you from trying to sabotage me.
33:18You didn't even try to win.
33:20I have my reasons.
33:30She's lying to her teeth.
33:33Duh.
33:41I was just doing what you've always taught me.
33:44You should be proud of me in a way.
33:45Proud of you?
33:46You cost me the trials.
33:48You cost me the cup and after all that you didn't even have the decency to win.
33:51I couldn't.
33:53I tried to be ruthless Nikki but I couldn't bring myself to do it.
33:58I couldn't steal the prize and the one best friend I've ever had.
34:01You're not my friend.
34:02You never were.
34:04I just felt sorry for you.
34:09So are you gonna tell me the whole truth about Nikki or are you gonna carry on acting like you
34:13don't know?
34:14Which one?
34:21You did your best baby.
34:24I felt...
34:25All I ever wanted was to live up to you.
34:33What is it?
34:35You smell dishonest with a U.
34:38The English spelling.
34:41You never write that.
34:46You didn't write this.
34:48Smart girl.
34:51He did.
34:53He's still lying.
35:04You've taken this far enough.
35:06Where is a mirror?
35:08I wish I could help you sir but I have no idea.
35:11Here's what you need to know.
35:13I have eyes on every inch of the school so you have no hope of escape and the sooner you
35:17give her up the better this ends for you.
35:19One bad turn deserves another.
35:21One bad turn deserves another.
35:21So you go first.
35:23Where's the chameleon?
35:28I wish I could help you.
35:30But I have no idea.
35:38Look at noise.
35:41He's in on hell.
35:44And now we come to this year's Crookling Crooked Cup winners.
35:49In third place, Nikki Harkness.
35:53In second place, Penelope Lockett.
36:00But this year's winner is Edgar Danico.
36:15Well done, Edgar.
36:17I know you won by default but also in love and war.
36:21As your mother well knows.
36:24You know my mother?
36:25I knew.
36:27The dynamite Crook.
36:29I'll tell you all about it when you come for work experience.
36:39Lockett told me he'd reprogram her but I don't think that was ever the plan.
36:45And what about Gabriel?
36:52What does that mean?
36:54It means he helped frame a mirror.
36:56It means he's with the Nameless.
36:59It means he knows where she is.
37:01And maybe it's not too late to save her.
37:04We won't know her, how we can't be.
37:07They're doing well.
37:08That was a killing.
37:08It's a killing mess.
37:08We're missing.
37:08We're not.
37:08We're not.
37:12We're not.
37:16We're not.
37:17We're not.
37:20We're not.
37:39you know what that is
37:41you're a model
37:42Amel.
37:52We know what you've endured in your young life, but here you can put all that behind you.
37:59Here, you can be safe for your own protection. No one must know who you were.
38:06You're no longer the let
38:08from this moment on
38:12Your Nikki Harkness
38:15A legacy
38:35Where's my handpiece?
38:36Where is it?
38:39Where is it?
38:42Lock it!
38:57They will!
39:20Who's there?
39:26Stop, don't come any closer.
39:28There's a camera right above me.
39:31If he sees I'm talking to someone, then we could both be in serious danger.
39:35Who are you?
39:40What?
39:41It's you.
39:42What do you mean?
39:44Gabriel.
39:46I don't know you.
39:48No, no.
39:50But I know you.
39:52How?
40:01Because you are my son.
40:03I know you.
40:04I know you.
40:05I don't know you.
40:06I know you too.