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00:00Do you need a hand?
00:11Are we ready?
00:13Yeah.
00:14One sec.
00:21Oh my god.
00:22Oh my god.
00:23Oh my god.
00:25I'm speechless.
00:27It's good, isn't it?
00:28What do you think, Kristen?
00:29It's just, I'm jealous.
00:32And I don't say that lightly.
00:33It is just the teensiest bit tied around the waist.
00:36Shall I get my measuring tape?
00:37No, no, no.
00:38Everyone drops five the week of.
00:39It will be perfect.
00:42I love that it's not too wedding-y, you know?
00:45It's classic.
00:46Like you could dye it black and wear it to a funeral.
00:59It's normal.
01:07Oh.
01:09Oh.
01:13Shhh.
01:14She's asleep.
01:15Hey, you.
01:17That's my gorgeous girl.
01:18Thank you for staying late by the way. I know, I know, we're into overtime.
01:23Yeah, listen, she's out of sorts but I gave her some medicine.
01:25Oh, you're amazing.
01:26Yeah, and do you mind paying me for last week?
01:29That was one time.
01:30Yeah, we'll just do it.
01:31Thanks, Suze.
01:48You have one new message.
01:53Hello Miss Horowitz, it's the gynecologist calling you.
01:56You missed your appointment again.
01:58We need to reschedule you yet again.
02:00Please call us back.
02:18Oh, God.
02:44Oh, God.
02:50Oh, fuck!
02:51Can you get HIV from a pussy needle?
03:09Ding dong!
03:10Oh, come in.
03:11It's a knockout.
03:13You are a knockout.
03:15Oh, thank you.
03:17You know, my mother wasn't at my wedding either.
03:19Oh, that's...
03:20And I just want to say, I am available to you.
03:23I want you to feel like I'm your mother too.
03:26Oh.
03:27You know, I always wanted a daughter.
03:28I kept popping them out, thinking this time it will be a girl.
03:32I couldn't risk a fourth circumcision.
03:34I was stunned.
03:35Passed out all three times.
03:36It was all Charles.
03:37He was so set on a matchy-matchy teeny-weeny.
03:40But look, I'm so glad I did it.
03:42Because who would have known that my son would marry a Jew?
03:46Uh-oh.
03:47And I would have little Jewish grandbabies.
03:50Yay.
03:51Too early for martinis?
03:53Never.
03:54That's my girl.
03:56See you in a sec.
03:57Mom.
03:58Oh, Susie.
04:12Oh, God.
04:14They said that the coffin has to be closed on account of...
04:30Oh, you know.
04:31I'll never see his lovely face again.
04:38And he was gonna be my plus one.
04:43Your plus one?
04:44For what?
04:46It came last week.
04:47I didn't want to show you what was everything he had going on.
04:57I got one too.
04:59She's marrying Steve?
05:02Yeah.
05:03That lovely little fella.
05:05Well, Jesus.
05:06Good luck with that.
05:07Oh, Susie.
05:08I don't know what she did to that poor girl, but isn't she the bigger person?
05:13I didn't do anything to her.
05:15Right.
05:16Nothing between here for 18 months.
05:18Listen.
05:20I'm gonna go to bed.
05:23You should too, okay?
05:24Right.
05:27Good night.
05:38Good luck, Char.
05:53Okay, so can you scooch down for me a little bit?
05:56Mm-hmm.
05:57Just a little bit more.
05:59Okay.
06:00A little further.
06:01Okay, so you know the drill.
06:03It's gonna be cold.
06:04Nice deep breath out.
06:05In.
06:06In.
06:07Ooh.
06:08There we go.
06:09Okay.
06:10Ooh, look at this uterus.
06:11It's beautiful.
06:12Heart-shaped.
06:14Are you Canadian?
06:15You're the first person in 15 years not to ask me if I'm American.
06:19I'm from Vancouver.
06:21My sister lives in Toronto.
06:23I haven't seen her for a long time.
06:25Oh.
06:26Well, I hope your sister knows how brave you are.
06:27I couldn't do it.
06:28Which bit?
06:29Oh, the whole kid bit.
06:31Dog mom only for me.
06:32God, you're so sure.
06:34Oh, yeah.
06:35I've always known.
06:36If I just bottled out, you'd be a rich woman.
06:37I work in fertility.
06:38I already am.
06:39Yep.
06:40All right.
06:41Some more pressure.
06:42Oh, God.
06:43I hope it all works out for you and your sister will have to come home and be an auntie.
06:48All right.
06:49Coming out.
06:50There we go.
06:51Well, it all looks good.
06:52And don't forget to take off your necklace.
06:54Oh, yeah.
06:55Name and patient number.
06:56Uh, Susan Malloy, 71236.
06:58You consent to me inserting a suppository into your rectum during this procedure.
07:02In for a penny?
07:03You have to answer yes or no.
07:05Oh, yeah.
07:06Yes.
07:07Now for the best bit.
07:08Cocktail hour.
07:10Count back from ten.
07:12Ten.
07:13Nine.
07:14Nine.
07:15Death.
07:16Death.
07:17Death.
07:18Death.
07:19Is coming for all of us.
07:22I lost my mother to cancer almost two years ago now.
07:27We are nowhere with this stuff.
07:29And if the cancer doesn't get us, then global warming surely will.
07:39That was just my attempt at some Irish humor.
07:42I'm half Irish.
07:43I'm still culturally practicing that.
07:52I'm getting married next week.
07:56And my mother won't be at my wedding.
07:59She always used to say that knowledge is the most important thing
08:02because it's the only thing that nobody can take away from you.
08:05And the truth is, I never met a more intelligent woman.
08:09Person.
08:10She would say person.
08:12But when it came to her health, she was, oh my God, she was so stubborn.
08:16She would skip smears and she would skip mammograms.
08:18I mean, sister of a gynecologist we're talking about here.
08:20And she always had some elaborate excuse.
08:23And I think we've all learned that the best medicine is the preventative kind.
08:28And that is why we are all here today to support my incredible Auntie Shelley's charity.
08:33So that we can ensure women all over the world have access to the technology that they need to save their lives.
08:40So we managed to get six eggs.
08:52Yay!
08:53But none of them matured.
08:55Oh.
08:56I'm sorry.
08:58But I did all the things you said.
09:03I've been living like a saint.
09:04Oh, no, no, no.
09:05None of this is your fault.
09:06I won't lie to you.
09:07It's unusual not to get any mature, viable eggs.
09:11However, many women have gone through this and have gone on to have very healthy children, okay?
09:15It's not the end of the road.
09:16It's just a bump, okay?
09:18So we'll book you for some more tests and another round.
09:24Thanks.
09:26I need to get you some more biscuits.
09:28You want.
09:37Here's your card.
09:38Thanks.
09:39Um, the nurse said you have beans for these.
09:41Needles, go ahead and hold.
09:42Okay, hold.
09:43Fucking cough sucker.
09:45This is so generous of you.
09:52Less money for, if not for cancer.
09:55And thank you for hosting.
09:56It's the least I could do.
09:58We're Meshachana now.
09:59Oh.
10:00Meshachbocha, you mean.
10:02Yes.
10:03Good one.
10:04Good try.
10:06She just gave me $50,000 like she was picking up my lunch tab.
10:09Come on, she means well.
10:13You okay?
10:14How's the wedding prep coming?
10:16Yeah.
10:17Great.
10:18Your mom would be proud of you.
10:19No, she wouldn't.
10:20She hated weddings.
10:21Did you know they used to trade women for sheep?
10:24She just wanted you to be happy.
10:26Well, I am.
10:27Well, that's settled then.
10:30Oh, thank you.
10:32Oh, Auntie Shelly, would I be able to get you to write me a prescription?
10:39Just for some beta blockers?
10:40It's just a bit of pre-wedding anxiety.
10:42Sure.
10:43Thanks.
10:44No problem.
10:46And you're still booked in with Dr. Friedman, right?
10:47Mm-hmm.
10:48He's the best guy I know in the country.
10:49Mm-hmm.
10:50After me.
10:51Yeah.
10:52All booked.
10:53I know.
10:54Given your history?
10:55Yeah, I know.
10:56I know it sounds scary having your bits removed, but...
10:58You have the gene cookie dough.
10:59You have a very high risk of developing what your mother had.
11:02Yeah, I know.
11:03I know.
11:04You look so much like her when you frown.
11:06Oh, that's bitter.
11:07Bye.
11:08Love you.
11:09Don't slouch.
11:18Daryl?
11:19Wash!
11:20Where the fuck are you?
11:21Watch, Wash!
11:22Daryl?
11:23Daryl!
11:24Where the fuck are you?
11:25Oh, God.
11:36Daryl!
11:37Daryl!
11:38Daryl!
11:39Daryl!
11:40Daryl!
11:41Daryl!
11:42Daryl!
11:43Daryl!
11:44Daryl!
11:45Daryl!
11:46Daryl!
11:47Daryl!
11:48Daryl!
11:49Daryl!
11:50Daryl!
11:51Daryl!
11:52Daryl!
11:53Now, how will you ever get by without him?
11:54God bless.
11:55May he sit at the right hand of God.
11:58The Lord would be lucky to am.
12:00God, would you look at her over there?
12:02What am I, chop liver?
12:04Don't mind that, Lucy.
12:06Belong Dolores.
12:13I don't know if you'll ever get over this.
12:15I don't think I will, Declan.
12:20You know he named an ice cream after me.
12:22Yes, like you.
12:23It was thick and fruity.
12:24He was my husband.
12:25He was my son.
12:26He broke my heart.
12:28He ripped me in two.
12:30Came out of me sideways.
12:32In order for her mother to band with her son, she has to know the pain of delivering
12:37them into this world.
12:39It'll be you next.
12:41I beg your pardon?
12:42Sorry.
12:43That's something they say at once, isn't it?
12:45Mum?
12:46Mum?
12:47Mum?
12:48Why did you take everything out of the band?
12:52I'm tired of seeing all of this band.
12:54I need something nice before I die.
12:55Daryl, you so wanted to see Niagara Falls.
13:01Will we go, Susie?
13:02To the wedding?
13:03No, I can't.
13:04I'm broke.
13:05But she sent us flights and everything.
13:06I don't know.
13:07I don't know.
13:08I don't know.
13:09I don't know.
13:10I don't know.
13:11I don't know.
13:12I don't know.
13:13I don't know.
13:14I don't know.
13:15I don't know.
13:16I don't know.
13:17You know Susie.
13:18I don't know.
13:19I don't know.
13:20I've seen Niagara Falls.
13:22Will we go, Susie, to the wedding?
13:24I can't.
13:25I, I broke.
13:26Oh, but she, she sent us flights and everything.
13:30I don't know.
13:31Oh, Susie.
13:32Your sister needs you on her special day.
13:34Please, please.
13:35Please, Susie.
13:36Please.
13:37Please.
13:38Okay.
13:39I'll go.
13:40If you get rid of this shit, Cam, it's a liability.
13:44Susie.
13:45A girl's face.
13:47Let's have a nice week to celebrate.
13:49All right.
13:50Go on.
13:51Oh, Susie, I can't believe it.
13:52Oh, there's only one chocolate.
13:53Go on, treat yourself.
13:54Oh, it's mint chocolate.
13:55Yep, it'll do.
13:56I want some of them as well, them jelly bears.
14:02What?
14:03That's odd.
14:05Susie.
14:09What was he charging for a cornetto?
14:11Oh, my God.
14:17We've never seen that much money.
14:19It's quite weird.
14:21God, maybe we should report it to the guards.
14:24What?
14:25That's Daryl's money.
14:27From all the ice cream.
14:29So...
14:30Mom, come on.
14:31There must be 50 grand there.
14:45Here.
14:46You know I've got a bad back.
14:48Oh, God.
14:49Take it.
14:50We'll put it in the cake tin.
14:55You know, I...
14:56I keep having this dream where I'm trying to wake her
15:00because I have to tell her something urgently,
15:03but she's dead.
15:05I mean, it doesn't take for it.
15:07It's obvious.
15:08I'm afraid of regrets.
15:09And yeah, okay, maybe I would have done things differently,
15:10but, like, it went the way it went.
15:12Things happen for a reason.
15:13You didn't feel you had a choice?
15:14I mean, yes, I had a choice, but no,
15:16it didn't really feel that way at the time.
15:18Anyway, she was probably relieved that I left.
15:21She never asked for any of this.
15:23You could argue neither did you.
15:24Yeah, but I chose to find our father,
15:26which led me to her.
15:27I mean, she could have lived her whole life
15:29never even knowing I existed.
15:31The messenger always gets shot.
15:33So you got out before she could shoot you?
15:35Yeah.
15:36Okay, let's say that I'm her, okay?
15:39What would you want to say to me?
15:40Ugh, no, I...
15:42Yeah, come on, just try it.
15:43Just try it.
15:44Okay, um...
15:47I'm sorry.
15:48And what else?
15:50And I love you, and I need you in my life.
15:57Feel better?
15:58Yeah, you know, I actually do feel a little bit better.
16:02I learned that in therapy.
16:03It's called a do-over.
16:04You go to therapy?
16:05Yeah, of course.
16:06Who doesn't?
16:07Right, no, I'm...
16:09Ah, here you go.
16:10Oh, fuck.
16:1125 Zennies.
16:13Um, how much do I owe you?
16:14Oh, it's the usual.
16:15Fuck, you're a lifesaver.
16:16I'm gonna send you my therapist's name.
16:17She's super great.
16:19Oh, that's okay.
16:20That's really sweet, but I don't really think
16:21that I need therapy.
16:22Oh, fuck, I've got to take this.
16:23Sorry.
16:25Hey, honey.
16:26Hey, sweetie.
16:27I'm running a tad late.
16:28See you at the house?
16:29Yeah, you bet.
16:30How's the hair?
16:31The what?
16:32Aren't you at the salon?
16:33Oh, the hair.
16:34Yeah, no, it's, um, it's fat.
16:36Hey, you're fat.
16:37Love you.
16:38Oh, love you too.
16:41Do you know how to do an up-do?
16:45Oh, I am so sorry, but it was very, very quick,
16:49which is such a blessing.
16:52I normally have to charge and coach, but...
16:55Oh.
17:04Oh, you're very good.
17:09Mom, what's that smell?
17:12I don't smell anything.
17:14Oh, aren't they a handsome couple?
17:17Sarah and Steve, you never had me as your wallpaper.
17:20I thought the babies are gonna be so cute.
17:23Hmm.
17:24Do you know which Daryl had made our children?
17:26I knew you were going to wake up.
17:27He was a psycho.
17:29He was not.
17:30Mom, he broke your ribs.
17:34Well, you're not so perfect yourself.
17:37Daryl?
17:38Daryl?
17:39Daryl?
17:40Daryl?
17:41Daryl?
17:42Daryl?
17:43Daryl?
17:44Daryl?
17:45Daryl?
17:46Daryl?
17:47Daryl?
17:48Daryl?
17:49Daryl?
17:50Daryl?
17:51Daryl?
17:52Daryl?
17:53Daryl?
17:54Daryl?
17:55Daryl?
17:56Daryl?
17:57Daryl?
17:58Daryl?
17:59Daryl?
18:00Daryl?
18:01Daryl?
18:02Daryl?
18:03Daryl?
18:04Daryl?
18:05Daryl?
18:06Daryl?
18:07Daryl?
18:08Daryl?
18:09Ladies, there is quite a strong, fishy smell coming from your area.
18:20We're getting complaints from other passengers.
18:22Oh, Susie, that'll be the salmon for Steve's family.
18:25Oh, God.
18:26Oh, Jesus, ma'am.
18:28Oh, fucking hell.
18:31Oh, God.
18:33Sorry, everybody.
18:35You brought fucking salmon to Canada.
18:37Is that wrong?
18:38Oh, Jesus.
18:41Welcome to Toronto Pearson International Airport.
18:43Are you sure this is Canada?
18:44Fuck, it's Baltic.
18:46There's a man with a sign.
18:47Oh, yeah.
18:48Are you Susie?
18:49Yeah.
18:50Hey.
18:50Oh, where's Steve?
18:51And you must be Cheryl.
18:52So nice to meet you.
18:55Are you the driver?
18:57I guess so.
18:58Welcome to Toronto.
18:59We thought Steve was picking us up.
19:02All right.
19:02I am Steve.
19:03Go away after that.
19:05You're so pale.
19:06What?
19:06Sorry, who are you?
19:08I'm Steve.
19:09Sarah's fiancé.
19:10Yeah.
19:11The car's not too far.
19:12Here.
19:12You take this.
19:13There you go.
19:14And I will...
19:15Interesting.
19:17Yeah.
19:17It's this way.
19:18Here we go.
19:19What the fuck is this suit?
19:28Your hair!
19:30Thank God for trials.
19:32No, no, no.
19:32It's all wrong.
19:33You need to wear it down with that dress.
19:35I'll call my woman.
19:36Okay.
19:37Oh, why don't you pop up and change for dinner?
19:40Oh, I wasn't going to change.
19:42I'll have something special on the bed for you.
19:46Okay.
19:47Thank you, Barbara.
19:48You're welcome.
19:52Would you look at that, Susie?
19:54It's like something out of a fairytale.
19:56Jesus Christ.
20:00Oh!
20:02That is so much better.
20:03Oh, that is lovely.
20:05Thank you, Charles.
20:07Sarah, would you be a darling and answer the door?
20:10I think it's our next door neighbor.
20:11He's probably selling us, uh...
20:13You know, the tax shelter and stuff, it's just...
20:15We're really not up for that.
20:16Thank you, darling.
20:17Sure.
20:21Oh, my God.
20:22By the way, she doesn't know you're coming.
20:24Oh!
20:24Yes, it's a surprise.
20:25Early wedding present.
20:26She's going to be so psyched.
20:27Oh, God.
20:27Oh.
20:29Surprise!
20:30Surprise!
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