- 7 months ago
"Luda kuća" serija je o naoko običnim ljudima iz susjedstva - onima s malo novca i mnogo velikih želja, problema i još više peha. Miljenko Majer svojevrsni je glumački Don Quijote, mali glumac s velikim ambicijama. Više od svojih snova o slavi i bogatstvu voli tek Matildu i njihova sina, gimnazijalca Filipa sklonog nogometu - u kojem, naravno, vidi ispunjenje svojih ambicija. Majerovi su ljudi čija je kuća uvijek puna nepozvanih gostiju, oni su vrsta ljudi koji nikom ne znaju reći NE, pa makar koliko ih to stajalo. Upravo zato s njima živi i umirovljeni policajac Đuro Pletikosa, nema dana kad k njima ne svrati usidjelica Božena, a pospremačica Brankica radi često i ispod cijene, jer život Majerovih doživljava kao besplatnu zabavu. Za trgovanje i financijske kombinacije zadužen je Laci, vlasnik kafića u kojem Miljenko provodi najveći dio svog radnog vremena, uglavnom ispunjenog pauzama i dugim čekanjima na mali nastup. Kako biti sretan, umjereno bogat i uspješan, moto je priče o stanovnicima "Lude kuće".
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00:00Oh
00:30I don't know.
00:59I don't have to take the jokes to me.
01:03Jurice, don't take the mind to the TV.
01:07Can you do that?
01:16This one...
01:19This one looks like a ballon.
01:23I have to have to take this one.
01:26who I've been wearing before four years.
01:32Who are you now?
01:33I am!
01:34I've got some good things, Matilda.
01:38Come on, Džuro!
01:42Tell me what's wrong,
01:44but I'm like the last one,
01:48but I have to say
01:50that Juri is going to throw me
01:52into the room
01:54that I've got for 30 years of work in the police.
01:57But it's not fair.
01:58And it's not just that.
02:00I've got some money for Boženino Vinčan.
02:04Oh, Džuro!
02:06Do you think I can go to this matural?
02:10That's what I'm talking about.
02:12Yes.
02:14I'm just going to say
02:16that if he has to walk through the whole room,
02:18tell me Filipu
02:20that he will not let me go into my room.
02:22I'll go to the old house.
02:25I'm afraid of it.
02:27I'm afraid of it.
02:28I'm afraid of it.
02:30I'm afraid of it.
02:31Don't do it, Džuro.
02:32You know,
02:33he's in crisis.
02:34He's not enough.
02:35You know,
02:36we're a child.
02:37We're a child.
02:38And I'm in crisis,
02:39but I don't want to rent, Džuro.
02:41Yes.
02:42I'll talk to you with Filip and Tamar.
02:43They'll buy you a new house.
02:45And for these houses,
02:46don't let you talk about it.
02:47I know that you're crazy.
02:48Can you help me?
02:49I'm just going to help you
02:50around the library.
02:51I'm just going to see you a little bit.
02:53A little bit.
02:54A little bit.
02:55A little bit.
02:56A little bit.
02:57What did I say?
02:58Where is it?
02:59Where is it?
03:00I can't believe.
03:02I can't believe.
03:03Filip it or Zamoac it or I?
03:06What now?
03:07What now?
03:08What now?
03:09What now?
03:10What now?
03:11What now?
03:12Put yourself in the dark.
03:14I don't look.
03:15I've seen him in a long while I'm here.
03:17What now?
03:19I'll see you on the special,
03:27See how she looks.
03:29He's done that again.
03:31I'll give it to you.
03:33Philippe, we go out.
03:35And you decide whether you want to have a child or a child.
03:39You'll have time for the night.
03:41Your mother is very angry.
03:43And I wouldn't appreciate it in your place.
03:49Hello?
03:51I'm coming.
03:53No, I haven't been here yet.
03:55I told him.
03:57How much?
03:59Okay, I'll tell you.
04:01Philippe!
04:03My mother asks you to see a list of things that Jurićin Zamorac has shared.
04:07You'll have to buy or pay.
04:09And yes, I didn't think about your future.
04:29Mm-mm.
04:31Daj, daj, daj, molim te.
04:33Tijel da požuri, pa sila bi je.
04:35Pa ne mogu, vidiš, ko da je neko stavio ključevi iznutra.
04:37Daj meni, molim te.
04:39Ja sam ti stručnjak za obijanje brala, daj.
04:41Ti si stručnjak za eksanje piva.
04:43Dvije litre piva si eksala.
04:45Pa gdje si to stigla navježbat?
04:47Ništa ja nisam navježbala, to ti je kod mene spontano, znaš.
04:51Ja sam ti baš onak pravi kapacitet i za želudac i za ključa.
04:57Još si malo Mirković uotila medalju.
04:59Čuj, normalno je da profesor pobjedi učenika, ne.
05:03A zašto sam ja dobila ovu masku Spidermana?
05:07A čuj, valjda znam matematiku, šta ja znam.
05:10Ida ja malo probam, valjda.
05:16Ti se čula da je neko sad zaključio vrat?
05:18Sano?
05:19Da.
05:21Filipe!
05:22Filipe, nemoj se zezat!
05:24Znaš šta?
05:26Zezo se on ili ne, vrata se ne daju otvoriti.
05:30Uče moj, pa zašto sam ja morala zaboraviti ključeve?
05:34I zašto nikad ovog Zdenjka nema kad mora biti tu?
05:38I uostavno, zašto tvoj tvoj mali tako tvrdo spava?
05:41A ne znam.
05:42Jako puno spava otkad je Tamara tu, znaš.
05:44Možda ga drugira.
05:45A daj, ajde, nemoj biti luda, molim te.
05:47Lijepo sam ti rekla daj im onaj mali stan, a ne krevete na kati.
05:51Evo, sad imaš to si htjela.
05:53Vrano ću boludit.
05:54Filipe, platit ćeš mi ovo i za haljinu, i za džurina od jela, i za plaketu, i za sve.
05:59Ne mogu vjerovat da se ovo događa.
06:10Tu!
06:11Sidi i ne mrtaj.
06:13Jači.
06:14Daj samo nježnu, to je ipak moja mama, ne?
06:17Kuto?
06:25Ej, di je moj sin?
06:27Ču vas svoje sinove, gospođe, moli ću vas.
06:30Ovdje su vam vaše...
06:31Molim vas, metar.
06:33Ovdje su vaše stvari.
06:35Spakirali smo i molila bi da odete, jer meni je doktor zabranja svako nerviranja.
06:41Eto.
06:45Pa ti da, znaš šta?
06:47Spavat nećeš u svom krevetu, koliko ja vidim.
06:50Jel' tako?
06:51I lac je sigurno birti uveć zatvorio, i mi možemo ići samo u mali stan ako imaš ključ.
06:56Imaš.
06:57Imaš i imaš.
06:58Platićeš mi za ovo.
06:59PLATIĆEŠ MI ZA OVO!
07:03Slanko!
07:04Slanko!
07:05Daj otvori, hitno je!
07:08Nadalj možete da ne spava s ključem upravić.
07:11Čekaj, ne zmi spava.
07:12Daj izdržeš moju ženu.
07:17Daj, daj, daj, daj.
07:19Joj, ovo je bilo zadnji tren.
07:26Slavko!
07:33Slavko!
07:40O, Bože dragi!
07:42Daj!
07:43Daj!
07:52Dobro jeste stan, Majer?
07:54Trenetno se ne možemo javiti, jer da spajete porutki i brojna koja je složimo nazvati.
07:58Hvala!
07:59Č!
08:00Pa, Ilda?
08:02Pa, znaš ti da ovaj čovjek drži ukadi dva šarana?
08:05Ja znam, to mu je, znaš, praučavao spolni život slatkovodnih riba.
08:10Za ispit mu je, znaš.
08:12Joj, fuj.
08:13Ja ću još jedan pot nazvat.
08:15Ne mogu vjerovat da se Filip ne javlja.
08:17Pa, samo ti ne vjeruj.
08:19I nemoj se iznenaditi ako oni prespavaju još nekoliko godina.
08:24I kao slučajno ti promijene bravo.
08:26Znaš, a tebe, Miljenka i Đuru strpaju u starački dom.
08:30Ili još bolje, tu u kadu zajedno sa šaranima.
08:33Ja fuj.
08:35Ništa.
08:36Samo sekretarice ne javljaju se.
08:38Naravno da se ne javljaju.
08:40A čekaj malo, Božene, da te ja podsjetim.
08:42Ti si bila prva koja je govorila da je ta Tamara jedna fina cura i da ima dobre namjere, ajde.
08:47Pa, da?
08:48Ja sam to govorila prije nego što ti je stavila lokot na bravu.
08:52Pa šta sam ja mogla znati?
08:53Da, istina.
08:54Da, ona se u početku činila ako neka fina cura.
08:58Činila se, da.
09:00A možda ipak nije.
09:02Trebala sam ja znati da ona meni hoće preotet dijete.
09:05Znaš?
09:06Ona se usudila za uzet moj štednjak.
09:09A ko se usudi za uzet štednjak, taj može cijeli stan, Božena moja.
09:13Mmm.
09:20Mmm.
09:21Mmm.
09:22Šta ovo tak fino mi riši?
09:24Omlice s pršutom, pa leđinke, friskos kuhana kavica.
09:29Pa nije vale da si ti kuhao, Miljenko.
09:32Naravno da nisam, pa zabranila si mi, ne?
09:35Pa tko je onda?
09:36Tamara.
09:38Tamara?
09:39Oooo, dobro jutro, gospod Omaje.
09:42Godom, Bajer, je li vam Fino se?
09:45To što mi dobro izgledate, vi ste mi malo smršavili, a?
09:49Misliš?
09:50Da, odlično izgledate, fenomenalno.
09:53Je li vam Fino se, kavica, jajca, sve je lijepo, a?
09:58Fino je dušo, a što ti radiš ovdje?
10:03O čemu se radi?
10:05Evo, može palačinkica, a?
10:07No, no, može.
10:08Razi se o tome da mi je Filip pričao kako vi puno radite.
10:12Sve to skupa, pa škola, pa dica, pa obitelj i to.
10:16I onda sam ja rekla da bi bilo dobro, da o malo se pomokne.
10:19Misli, imate tri muškića i to znam kako je to.
10:22Eto, pa sam malo pomažem.
10:24Aha.
10:25A baš je to nekako meni zanimljivo.
10:28A je?
10:29A gdje je Jurica?
10:30Jurica je u vrtiću, u pet ipo stanka poslala.
10:32On nam voli ovu šiftu među pet ipo i sedam.
10:36Da kad ođe s kuharicama i čistačicama, tako malo.
10:39Druga dica mu smeta i pa voli da je sam sa te i tamo.
10:42Eto.
10:43A Filipe, baš si mi mogao reći da nam Tamara priprema tako jedno
10:47lijepo iznenađenje.
10:49A pa vi pa i, ali nisam ja znao.
10:51Znaš, Tamara je u zadnje vrijeme puno lijepih iznenađenja.
10:54E, evo, i samo sebe nekad ovako malo iznenadi.
10:57A, vidiš da moj sin ima upošte za žene.
11:00Ba, načačule, a?
11:01Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, nećeš veli da pratiti naše suđe.
11:04To bi bilo ipak previše, ne.
11:06Pa, ne, pa, pa, mene, mene to opušta.
11:08Ne, i mene, i mene to.
11:10Jedino me to zapravo opušta.
11:12Pa neću vam ga porazbijati, kostođo.
11:14To je moje prljevo suđe.
11:16Pa, ne, pa, znate što, pa zašto se tako odmah ljutite?
11:19Pa vi lijepo tu jedite, pa pajte lijepo u školu pa se spremite bez, bez nervoze.
11:24Jel' može tako?
11:25Neće mani niko govorit što ću ja radit.
11:28Nisam gladna, ja ne volim taj...
11:31Nisam ljubitelj tog jakog doručka.
11:34Idem se istuširati i idem ja u školu.
11:38U ovaj put mi reci kad nešto ovako pridavite.
11:41O, ide se, idem ja.
11:43Moram, korlacija, čeka me.
11:45Hvala lepa, oj, vidimo se posle, bok, bok.
11:48A, ručki će u podne!
11:52Oj, ve, šta ćemo sad? Misliš da je ovo bilo u redu?
11:56A, stari, vidim da je skuhan.
11:58Njega bi mogla kupit s dobrim ručkom uvijek.
12:00Ali, mama, bojim se da će to ići malo teže.
12:02Znaš šta?
12:03A ja ću, nu, smotat!
12:05O, u palačinku ću je smotat već nekako.
12:09Vem ti.
12:13Trebala sam ja znat kako će sve to završit.
12:15Nisam od tebe očekivala takvo ponašanje.
12:18Još samo da počneš šivat šlafroke za Tamaru i Filipa,
12:21bit ćeš kao Miljenkova mama.
12:23Razmisli malo.
12:24Čuju, oćeš još jedno pivo.
12:27Šta je znam, o?
12:28A, čuju.
12:29Šta ti drugo preostaje?
12:31Ovi murci se ne javljaju, možeš samo nastaviti piti.
12:35Čuju, nije baš za neku medalju.
12:37Ali dobro je za utjehu.
12:39A valjda si upravo?
12:41Pa, naravno da sam upravo.
12:43Kad te vlastita djeca iznevjere, onda znaš koliko je sati.
12:48Koliko je sati?
12:50Pol dva.
12:52Mišljala će se Slavko vraćati da spavat doma.
12:55A čuju, sudeći po onim ribama,
12:58ukadi koliko ima hrane, neće.
13:01Hrane ima za par dana.
13:03Ajde, bar nešto.
13:04Nego ta Tamara, meni to ne ide u glavu.
13:07I Malio je skroz simpatičan.
13:13Ruke u vis.
13:14A ko si ti?
13:15Jurica.
13:16Jurica.
13:17A ko si ti?
13:19Jurica.
13:20Jurica.
13:21Jurica.
13:22Jurica.
13:23Jurica.
13:24Jurica.
13:25Jurica.
13:26Jurica.
13:27Jurica.
13:28Jurica.
13:29Jurica.
13:30Jurica.
13:31It's very, very healthy, because there's a lot of B-vitamina.
13:36Now, the doctors don't work, right?
13:39No.
13:40Do you think they keep drinking beer?
13:43I'll try it.
13:45There's a pizzeria that work all night.
13:49Wait, wait.
13:51I don't know that you're hungry, Božena.
13:53I don't think I'm hungry.
13:55It's just a bag for beer.
13:57What's that?
13:59No, he'll often tell me.
14:01I'll tell you now.
14:03Pardon.
14:05What's the number?
14:07Pardon.
14:09Pardon.
14:13Hello?
14:15Pizzeria?
14:17Where would I tell you?
14:19A pizza with four kinds of soy sauce.
14:25And four beer.
14:27Every beer with one beer.
14:29Yes, the address is J-J-J.
14:33That's J-10.
14:35You're crazy.
14:37Sorry.
14:39You hear me?
14:41You hear me?
14:43You're crazy.
14:45You're crazy.
14:47Why did you see that red wine?
14:49Why?
14:51Because there's no more wine.
14:53I didn't know that.
14:55I saw it on the floor.
14:57I saw it on the house.
14:59When I went to the bar.
15:01Yes.
15:02The bar.
15:03The bar.
15:05The bar.
15:06This bar.
15:07The bar.
15:08The bar.
15:09The bar.
15:10The bar.
15:11The bar.
15:12The bar.
15:13The bar.
15:14The bar.
15:15The bar.
15:16The bar.
15:17The bar.
15:18The bar.
15:19The bar.
15:20The bar.
15:21Yeah.
15:22Two of these.
15:23And a couple of these books.
15:24Two of them and a few books.
15:25I've got this.
15:26Bye.
15:272 of them.
15:28and a couple of journals.
15:29Billy.
15:30I'm sorry.
15:31I'm about to make them nicer.
15:32Who knows?
15:33I'm about to make them nicer.
15:34I don't like them.
15:35At least.
15:36I can have to let them get that little bit.
15:37And you know.
15:38Yes.
15:39It started to smell Zološki.
15:42See, you don't have to throw them away.
15:45Give them Zološko and you'll have to do something.
15:48I think Zološki won't take them.
15:50If they take them, they'll give them like food to some creatures.
15:54I can't put it on my soul.
16:01Open it!
16:03What did they put into this?
16:14Filipe!
16:16I hear how you're doing.
16:19You're the one who's blinded.
16:28Look at that.
16:33Hello! Matilda!
16:40If you could have stopped me, I can't go home.
16:46You're not at home. How?
16:50I know!
16:53It's closed and you can't open.
16:57And what will I do?
17:04Maybe they'll have something happened?
17:09I'll try it!
17:10Don't have to, don't have to.
17:12I'm not at home, you know?
17:14I'm with Božen with Slavka.
17:16You come and you.
17:17No, he's not at home.
17:19No, he's not.
17:21Ah!
17:22He's in a deep hole.
17:25I didn't know it.
17:27First voice.
17:28Let's go, let's go.
17:30Can you get it?
17:31Can you get it?
17:32Can you get it?
17:33Can you get it?
17:34Where are you?
17:35How can you think of pizza in this difficult time?
17:38My son, the little boy.
17:41What do you think?
17:42They were in some danger.
17:44What do you think of?
17:45Juro called me.
17:46He couldn't even go to the house.
17:48Don't go, Juro.
17:49Where are you?
17:50Where are you?
17:51Oh, woman.
17:52Oh, Matilda.
17:53Oh, Matilda.
17:54They're young.
17:55They want to be alone.
17:57They want to be alone.
17:58When we were with Denko and me,
18:00we'd always want to be alone.
18:02Oh, but Filip and Tamara didn't even know each other.
18:05And they think differently than you and Denko.
18:10Let's go, Matilda.
18:12You're crazy.
18:13You know what?
18:14If we're just talking about you.
18:16I know you.
18:17You always wanted to be alone with some boys.
18:21Dear friends, we'd like you for a better and happy future.
18:26And our future?
18:28Our future is children.
18:31And children are the products of our professor and teacher.
18:37That's why, dear friends, we'd like you.
18:41For us.
18:50Good, huh?
18:51Great.
18:52Here's another one.
18:53And...
18:54Look, look, look.
18:55Look, look, look.
18:56Look, look, look.
18:57Look, look, look.
18:58Let's go.
18:59Let's go.
19:00No, no, no.
19:01I understand.
19:02I understand.
19:03I understand.
19:04I understand.
19:05I understand.
19:06I don't know.
19:07I will make you like this moment when nobody lives in the world.
19:09I don't know.
19:10I can't even understand.
19:11I don't know.
19:12I can't, I can't do that when the other one is running out of work, or they don't have to come back home.
19:16Eh, it's not easy. But I understand.
19:21Really?
19:22You understand?
19:23You know, it's very nice to me, because I don't understand you for 100 years.
19:27I'm sorry, I'm not going to let my partner stay away.
19:33It's very nice to you, because you know, there is one thing that I have to say.
19:40I have to say it.
19:41I have to say it.
19:42Don't worry about it.
19:44There is one thing that I want to tell you for a long time.
19:54Bruno, I thought we were going to talk to you in five.
19:58Five?
19:59Yes.
20:00I was sure that we were going to talk to you in four.
20:02Okay, nothing. If we need to go.
20:05No, no, no.
20:06It is better to do that, then we are going to do that, and then on.
20:09It's time, Filipe!
20:11No...
20:13Where are you going to do it?
20:14No, no.
20:15I don't know what you're going to do.
20:16What kind of job?
20:17I'm in a car, I will be able to drive 15 minutes in an hour,
20:20we all know if I could drive a minute a night.
20:21I go, I'll come back.
20:22I'll try a minute.
20:23And then?
20:24I take my car.
20:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:29No, no, no, no, no.
20:30No, no, no, no.
20:31No, no, no.
20:32I don't have any car.
20:33No, no, no, no.
20:35No, no, no, no, no.
20:36When are you ready to get your kids?
20:38I'm your kids.
20:40You should have to do something to do.
20:42But when you can get your kids out,
20:44I'll pay you back when you come back.
20:46You can't go.
20:48You can't come out.
20:50Let's go.
20:52We're all together.
20:54We're all together.
20:56We're all together.
20:58No, no, no, no, no.
21:00Just open the book.
21:02Open the book, on the page.
21:0448, please.
21:06I can't count the integral to death.
21:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:12You said that you give me love instructions.
21:14Bruno, what are you doing?
21:16What are you doing?
21:17What are you doing?
21:18Don't cry.
21:19Don't cry.
21:20Don't cry.
21:21Don't cry.
21:22Don't cry.
21:23Don't cry.
21:24Don't cry.
21:25Don't cry.
21:26Ah!
21:27Ah!
21:28Ah!
21:29Ah!
21:30Ah!
21:31Ah!
21:32Ah!
21:33Autor alarm koji mi sam naručio iz Amerike!
21:35Ah!
21:36Moje oči!
21:36Ah!
21:37Ma što ste mi to nasprejali?
21:38Ah!
21:39Suzavat, sam si kriv!
21:40Moj sin!
21:41Moj Filip!
21:41Ah!
21:42Ah!
21:43Čekajte mene!
21:44Ah!
21:47Ko mi to govori?
21:49Trebala si svidjeti sebe i Volodera kad si pobjegla svjenčanja.
21:58Dobro.
21:59Molim kuma da izvadi prstenje.
22:01Izvadi prstenje.
22:02Izvadi prstenje.
22:03Izvadi prstenje.
22:04Izvadi prstenje.
22:05Izvadi prstenje.
22:06Izvadi prstenje.
22:07Izvadi prstenje.
22:08Izvadi prstenje.
22:09Izvadi prstenje.
22:10Eh.
22:11Eh.
22:12Eh.
22:13Eh.
22:14Eh.
22:15Mislim da smo zaboravili ovoj.
22:16Aleva problem je.
22:17Ovoj.
22:18Ovoj.
22:19Sada ću ja.
22:20Ima neko?
22:21Miljinko, daj mi skini svoje prste.
22:22Da mi daj.
22:23Daj mi prste.
22:24Skini.
22:25Skini prstje.
22:26Što ne?
22:27A ne gledaj da skini.
22:28Da gledali se prste.
22:30Samo sam te molila da vodiš računa o crkvi i prstenju.
22:36Sad mi je stvarno dostan.
22:38Znaš, idem sad, idem.
22:39Pristani snimat.
22:40Božena.
22:41Božena.
22:42Božena.
22:43Božena.
22:44Božena.
22:45Božena.
22:46Božena stani.
22:47Božena.
22:48Božena.
22:49Božena.
22:50Božena.
22:52Božena stani.
22:54Božena stani.
22:57A šta je?
22:58Već gotovo.
22:59Sve je gotovo, Džura.
23:02Čujem.
23:04Od uvijek sam bila sklona opasnim avanturama.
23:07Ne znam šta mi je bilo.
23:09Znam.
23:10Znaš, sješam se kad si se ti zaljubila onog manijaka što nas je čekao pred školom.
23:15A čuj, viš da je to bila prolazna faza.
23:18Ja sam se ipak udala za Volodera.
23:20Znam, pa zaprosio te iz mog bračnog kreveta.
23:25Jer neko zna reći gdje bi ja mogla naći tenka sada?
23:30Ja pa ne znam, pa pitaću omovacija.
23:33Ej, ja, ja znam!
23:37Stenko!
23:38Što je?
23:39Fuj!
23:41Fuj!
23:42Otkud ja tu?
23:44Među nama je sve svršeno, znaš?
23:46Aj, među nama!
23:47Ja sam mislala si ti meni prijateljica, sve nas bilo!
23:50Fuj!
23:51Božena, nije...
23:54A šta vi tu blejite?
23:55Ajde, idite za njom.
23:57Pa sad mi je baš dobro.
23:58Evo, uvijek neko prekine kad je najljepši.
24:09Ko je sad to?
24:10Ja sam!
24:11Ko mi je?
24:12Uđite, džura, otvoreno je, uđite!
24:19Ajde, hvala Bogu, da bare neko otvara vrata u ovo doba.
24:23Ak ste mislili na one mulce...
24:26A, Božena!
24:29Čakaj, da ste vi ovo sve popili.
24:32Evo, znašte, Matilda, nemoj ti meni Božena.
24:35Sin te je iznevjerio i to je sad tak.
24:38Ma da, takak je!
24:40Evo, evo, ja!
24:42Ja se ne stidim priznat da je Voloder sad sigurno u nekoj birti.
24:48Meni je rekao da ide u Rusiju.
24:50Ja, ja, ono kad bar dobro razmislim.
24:53Ja zem njega trebala pustit da bude kokoš cijelo vrijeme i gotovo.
25:01Ovo je jako uzbudljivo, baš me zanima šta će mu radit.
25:03Valde ga neće onak prepilit.
25:05Takaj, kod da bi mu nešto fali.
25:07Otvore dajte se smiriti, ometite genija!
25:09Je, genija!
25:11Eto još jednom čestitam na hrabrosti, vaše ime?
25:13Zdenko.
25:14Zdenko.
25:20Gospodine Zdenko, imate puno, puno obožavatelja u publici i to je dobro tako jer večera ste vi zvijezda ovog programa.
25:27Poživit ćete jedno fenomenalno iskustvo.
25:30Joj, ipak će ga pilit.
25:33Sva sreća da sam boljala aparat, moram to uslikat.
25:36Gospodine Zdenko, jeste li ikada bili pod hipnozom?
25:39A, jesam jedno kad sam htio prestat pušit, ali na mene to ne djeluje.
25:43Ja sam kostijena.
25:44Ja uzmite nekog drugog.
25:45Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, vi ste savršeni.
25:47Izvolite sjesti, izvolite sjesti.
25:49Sjednite ovdje na ovom mjestu na sceni i opustite se, gospodine Zdenko.
25:53Dajte se malo, opustite se, malo vrat, ovako, ruke.
25:57Jako dobro. Znate li brojati u natrek?
25:59Eh, ne, ti znaš.
26:02Okej, idemo probati.
26:04Opustite se i na moj znak brojite u natrek.
26:08Od deset do nula.
26:09Gospodine Zdenko, napraviti ćete budalu od sebe.
26:12Od deset do nula, sad.
26:14Deset, deet, osam, sedam, šest, pet, četiri, tri, dva, jedan.
26:30A sada, dame i gospodo, počinje šop.
26:33Gospodine Zdenko će biti sve ono što mu ja naložim vas da budu.
26:39Recimo, nešto što je od uvek želio biti.
26:43Recimo, kokoš. Gospodine Zdenko, vi ste kokoš.
26:46Ne znam, trebao je ostati kokoš i gotovo. Ja ne znam šta ću ja sad.
26:59A možeš ko i ja čekat rastavu, dostavu.
27:05Kako se naručili?
27:06Naručili smo četiri vrste piva i picu.
27:11A jeli dostavljaju i bevantu?
27:14Evo, tu imate borovnicu, ribizlu, bazgu, mentu i koprivu.
27:23A dajte mi, koprivu, sav znam nikakav.
27:27Ma zamislite vi da niko nije umrao u domu.
27:31Na kraju će još morat u domu Karlo Bak, s Miljenkovo mater.
27:36A to je tako kad niste mislili na budućnost evo.
27:40Pa mogli ste lijepo otići sa Jaroslavom u Poljsku.
27:43Znači, molim vas, ne spominjite mi ga.
27:45Zvao vas je.
27:46Dosta mi je kad se svi tim zadnjeg susreta.
27:53Ten moment doletio iz Krakovje.
27:56Pozvoliće, ja se nazivljam Jaroslav.
28:00A ti za ludu sam išli.
28:02Nije došlo.
28:04A mi je sletija, a Jarmilene.
28:07Ma ja sam osjećao da je to neka provokacija.
28:11To nije bila provokacija.
28:13Ja došla.
28:15Samo ti meni ne prepoznjala.
28:18Džurica.
28:19Ti ostala tak i sam.
28:22Ista.
28:23Taka zgodnja muškorac.
28:26Baš jak i ja.
28:28A što ti, gospod?
28:30Koji ste vi?
28:32Jaroslav Zbigničevski.
28:35A pši je bila Jarmila.
28:37E pa neću vam više smetati.
28:42Zovite ako što treba.
28:44Vitaka ljubljana.
28:45Pa ne, ne.
28:46Ne smetate vi na nama.
28:48Nećete me valjda ostaviti samo.
28:50Moram.
28:51Nažalost evo Božena me čeka.
28:53Moramo da vršite ove izvještaje za ministarstvo.
28:55Jaroslave, vidimo se.
28:58Dovidjelja.
29:03Konjačno sjami.
29:06Ja, ja, nemoj se zajebava, Jaroslav.
29:09Džurica, sad mi učini ti to što ja sebi obećala na dan kada pala železna kurtina.
29:17Da se nisi usudila.
29:19Ja si me čula.
29:21Ti se sjećati kako ja tebe nategnula na ruka.
29:27Ajde, ajde da tebe.
29:32Hajde!
29:34Hajde!
29:47Sad ti mene nategnula.
29:50Za mene će ona ostati uvijek moja Jarmila.
29:52For me, she will always stay my Jarmila.
29:57Oh my God, you're going to have to do one more.
30:01Božena, do you think I'm going to ask something?
30:05Yes, I'm going to ask you.
30:08Do you remember where we left Miljenka?
30:12The last thing I remember is that he was with us in the car when we went home.
30:17Then he was in the car.
30:20What? Let him go there and sleep.
30:23Why would he be nervous like you?
30:26Why?
30:30My name is Miljenka.
30:33I'm not a fool.
30:36I'm sorry.
30:38I'm sorry.
30:40I'm sorry.
30:42You'll see my distance, my mind-like.
30:47I'm sorry to see you again.
30:49I'm sorry.
30:50I'm sorry.
30:51I'm sorry.
30:59But what was it again like you see them again?
31:01No, no, no.
31:03I make a new presentation.
31:05I, as you can see, think.
31:07I don't care.
31:08Love, I'm sorry, I'm not a creep, really.
31:10He's a crazy guy who planned a good job.
31:17And you?
31:18I'm my father for the reclame.
31:20How can you see? When did you shoot the last one?
31:23For 10 years.
31:24Just a few years ago.
31:26I'm not even kidding, I'm not even kidding.
31:29Why?
31:37What are you doing?
31:39I'm not even kidding.
31:41I thought you were not going to die.
31:44I thought you were not going to die.
31:46I had to find Matildine, Haljine, and so on.
31:51I thought you were not going to die.
31:53I'm not going to die.
31:55Why would I not come to die?
31:57I'm telling you.
31:59Because of your relationship with the ship in 2007.
32:01How was it?
32:03It was not about that.
32:05It was so bad.
32:07It was horrible.
32:08Yes.
32:09I'm not even sure.
32:10I'm asking you to use a woman's mask.
32:14I'm going to die.
32:15Yes.
32:16Who do you use a mask?
32:19Matildine?
32:21Yes.
32:22I think that doesn't have any sense.
32:25Let's go.
32:26Let's go.
32:27Let's go.
32:28Let's go.
32:29Let's go.
32:30Let's go.
32:31Let's go.
32:32Let's go.
32:33Let's go.
32:34Hey, what's up?
32:35Let's go.
32:36Hey, Lacko.
32:37This is my old brother.
32:38What's up?
32:39To me, Lacko.
32:40This is my old brother.
32:41Yes.
32:42Hi, Lacko.
32:43Why are you doing this?
32:45Because of the equipment and for 200 euros.
32:47Of course.
32:48Be sure.
32:49That's why I hope you better get better from all of you.
32:51Here we go.
32:53Let's go.
32:54I don't know where you are.
33:24A kod, a kod, što si se tako napio, kod Lacija si na klupi.
33:31Ajde, nazad ću ti taksi.
33:33Ajde, pusti ga nek tamo i ostane.
33:36Božena.
33:38Taksi, dobro večer.
33:41Molim vas ovako, znate kafić kod Lacija.
33:44E, jedan mali bucmasti čovjek čekat će vas ispred kafića.
33:49Nema novaca za, e, ja ću vam sigurno, garantiram dati novce, da.
33:52Mhm, mhm, zelena ulica 26, Majer, deseti kat.
33:58Hvala vam lijepa, hvala.
34:00Pa čuj, mogla si mu reći da stanu na benzinskoj pumpi i donesu par piva.
34:04Ti si tako bezobzirna, Božena.
34:06Moj sin se možda potajno večeras oženio.
34:09Ko zna šta se događa, a ti samo pivo pa pivo.
34:13Pa šta, ako se oženio, to je njegova stvar.
34:15Ima, ili moja stvar.
34:19Ovisi o tom kak ispadne.
34:21Znači, mladi su, ne može ispati dobro.
34:24Opet, možda i može, ali ne znam za koga.
34:29Halo.
34:33Ljubavi, doma, Sara.
34:34Brankice, vi sad možete kući.
34:45Htio bi biti sam sa svom obitelji.
34:47Kako vi kažete, vidimo se sutra.
34:49Da.
34:50A, zamolili su vas moji rojitelji da im odete pospremiti stan.
34:53I Đuro vas moli da mu upeglate košulje za zabavu u staračkom domu.
34:57Znam, pozvu me za pratilju.
35:01Konačno, sami.
35:02Jeli, jesi umoran, dragi?
35:06Jesu te ona zločista djeca izmučila?
35:10Hoćeš masažicu, možda jednu, ili možda spremila sam tvoju omiljenu večeru?
35:16Samo polako, draga.
35:19Prvo da pozdravim svojeg prvorođenca, Kristijana, Dijega, Vejna, Majera.
35:24Divan je.
35:25O da.
35:26Uopće ne plače.
35:27Samo guguće, smije se.
35:29Rješava enigmatiku.
35:30Lijep, pametan i dobar na tebe.
35:34O, na tebe, draga.
35:35Ne, na tebe.
35:35O, ne, na tebe.
35:37Na tebe.
35:40Ja sam znao da je ovako lijepo imati ženu i dijete.
35:43Učinio bi to sa šestnaest.
35:44Dragi, zašto odmah ne idemo u sobu i napravimo šestnaest malih Majera?
35:51Draga.
35:52Molim.
35:53Zašto u sobu?
35:54U, ne, na tebe.
35:55U, ne.
35:56U, ne.
36:07U, ne, na tebe.
36:08Oh, Filipe, Filipe, how much do you want to see the state?
36:17It's not important where I am, it's important where you are.
36:21How do you think Spider-Man is in front of our state?
36:25Jurica has closed the state and put the keys through the door.
36:30We'll come out immediately. Where is the man?
36:38Yes. Yes, Jurica. Let's go and play and play.
36:46Spider-Man is on the ground. I'm thrilled.
36:50He is laughing because he eats my hands.
36:54Yes, let's go.
36:57It's nice to see you.
36:59Do you know the number of Slavka?
37:03I have an important message for him.
37:06098453722.
37:09098453722.
37:11Jurica has seen Spider-Mana, closed the door and put the keys through the door.
37:15Remember, the child?
37:16Today's children are not true.
37:19Hello?
37:21Slavka?
37:23I have a question.
37:25What do you think of us?
37:28I have an opportunity to get on this one?
37:29That you hanged up until the 2nd of the night.
37:31Yeah, you stay here?
37:32Yeah.
37:33You stay here.
37:34You stay here.
37:35You stay here.
37:36Jutro je ko stvoreno za nas
37:48A nakon jutra slijedi dobar dan
37:56Stvarno velik naš je mali stan
38:03Sreća je u malim stvarima
38:10I zato govorim svima
38:13Da sve, sve je u redu
38:17U nekad predugo vredu
38:20Ali sve, sve je u redu
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