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Diego pierde la presidencia de la comunidad en favor de doña Gregoria, que ha prometido acabar con la taberna, la reunión de vecinos acaba de forma airada, y a Santiago le da un susto el corazón que termina con sus huesos en el hospital. Con el susto, Santi termina cediendo a las presiones y va a clases de Yoga para relajarse, aunque su temperamento acaba saliendo a la más mínima ocasión. Marcos, Raúl y Chusky deciden dar una lección al ex-novio de Raquel, pero se animan cuando están en su coche, y al final acaban llevándoselo a dar una vuelta. Con un regalo oloroso a los tres se les olvida el coche, que acaba estrellándose, con lo que se asustan y huyen. Todo esto consigue hacer que Raúl y Marcos se peleen, que Raquel se enfade con Marcos, que Eva se enternezca cuando Marcos se lo cuenta, y que al final todos acaben reconciliados gracias al buen hacer de Fiti.
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00:00:00My brother Ville is still at war with women.
00:00:17My father says that if I dedicated the same energy to studying as I do to studying Tete,
00:00:21It would at least make my list.
00:00:23But let's see if you're a mountain man or not.
00:00:25Yes, I'm a mountain man.
00:00:26Since Tete hates scares, Ville came up with the idea of giving him the mother of all scares.
00:00:34Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on your mask.
00:00:37Okay, let me in. We'll both get in the closet.
00:00:40And as soon as Maritere arrives, you honk the horn. I'd shout, okay?
00:00:43Do it as hard as you can, please.
00:00:45I can't breathe properly.
00:00:47Come on, go to the closet.
00:00:48But the plan didn't turn out the way I thought it would.
00:00:56And we were the ones who got the fright.
00:01:18You could say that was the day Guille changed his opinion about women.
00:01:40I no longer hated them. Now I wanted to get to know them thoroughly.
00:01:43What's wrong, Guille? Are you blushing?
00:01:46Huh? No, no, nothing, just the air.
00:01:49Guille had finally discovered the good side of the female universe.
00:01:53And that always brings problems, especially when he's 12 years old.
00:01:56A station platform, under the blazing sun.
00:02:01You were talking about a skyscraper in the sky of New York.
00:02:05Come soon to see the sea and send a postcard.
00:02:08I already knew that day was the end.
00:02:12Now I have much more.
00:02:16Red, black, stop on pair.
00:02:18Finally, luck brings an ace and a crystal to look through.
00:02:21And a wall to hang, seven smiling faces in a passport photo.
00:02:27My stories were not about tales made by chance.
00:02:34Nobody told me that destiny was giving me this opportunity.
00:02:39One plus one equals seven.
00:02:44Who would have thought?
00:02:48It was so easy to be happy.
00:02:51So, who wants a Serrano ham toast that's very cheap and very healthy?
00:03:05Good morning.
00:03:06You can start changing the repertoire now, right?
00:03:08We always have the same thing for breakfast.
00:03:10Or come on, if the young master likes breakfast, let him go to saga one.
00:03:12What's happening?
00:03:16What's going on? Are you putting things away without closing them or what?
00:03:19Marco, you're going to be left speechless.
00:03:30And you're going to stay stupid, Guille?
00:03:34Well, don't be so sure, okay?
00:03:35I've noticed Guille seems very alert lately, haven't you, Guille?
00:03:38He doesn't miss a thing.
00:03:39And why?
00:03:39I'm going to do a load of laundry.
00:03:41Do you have anything white?
00:03:41No, I've already put in some meat with a surplus and everything, everything's under control, okay?
00:03:44Ah, yes, very controlled.
00:03:46Do I have all my clothes in pink?
00:03:47Okay, but the pink girl and the blue boys, right?
00:03:51Of course.
00:03:52What a bunch of gossipy old women you've become.
00:03:55What's up, Guille?
00:03:56Did you miss something in the milk?
00:03:59It's been like this ever since we got in the closet and one...
00:04:01Guille, leave him alone.
00:04:04What are you going to say?
00:04:05Currito, finish.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Yes, yes.
00:04:10No, no, no, it's the fourth time.
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, man, if you said you were bringing the order, then you're not bringing it.
00:04:15Look, I'm going to tell you...
00:04:15Just one, one second.
00:04:17One, one, one, one second, one second.
00:04:19Sorry.
00:04:20Santi, they are the ones from Jesus's request.
00:04:22He tells you that three in the afternoon, of course, is no longer convenient.
00:04:23Tell them everything she has, plus the diarrhea.
00:04:26Let's see, kid.
00:04:27I'm going to shit on your teeth.
00:04:29Shut up.
00:04:30You take the cases and bring them on a scooter.
00:04:33Mess.
00:04:34Hey?
00:04:34Come on, now.
00:04:35Jesus really looks silly next to him.
00:04:39He's a dandy.
00:04:40Well ma'am, stick to washing dishes, I'll take care of yours.
00:04:43Santi, Santi, please do us a favor.
00:04:44Hey man, listen, one thing.
00:04:45We then have to go to the tavern where we have the neighborhood association meeting to elect the president.
00:04:48We don't both need to go for that.
00:04:50If necessary, yes.
00:04:51Because they treat me like I'm the head of the party.
00:04:53They don't dare mess with you, Santi.
00:04:55Okay, let's see.
00:04:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:25Marcos, what are you doing here? What's going on?
00:05:29What happened there? Your eyebrow?
00:05:32That?
00:05:32No.
00:05:33Oh, never mind. I bumped my head on the bathtub.
00:05:35Sure?
00:05:36Yes, yes, it's okay. Let's go to class.
00:05:40Hello.
00:05:41Hello.
00:05:43Nothing, he scored a goal in the shower and that's it.
00:05:45Besides, he's naive, Marcos, for God's sake.
00:05:47Well, why would he lie to me?
00:05:48Because people don't go around saying their husbands beat them, man.
00:05:51Please, no.
00:05:52Or have you ever heard of it?
00:05:55No.
00:05:55Yes, yes, yes. Lots of gutters and lots of downhill.
00:06:25But what about the noises from this hovel? What? Huh?
00:06:29Doña Gregoria, please listen to me. Listen to me.
00:06:31I am explaining the improvements that have taken place during my presidency.
00:06:34What needs to be done here is to fix the noise.
00:06:44Do you see it? Do you see it?
00:06:45Okay, let's see. Listen, I remind everyone, and you, Doña Gregoria, that I am the president, because nobody wants to be president.
00:06:54Less talk and more action. Enough of this nonsense.
00:06:57That's enough of making fools of us.
00:07:00That's enough.
00:07:00Because?
00:07:01Because?
00:07:01Because?
00:07:01Because?
00:07:01Because?
00:07:02Because?
00:07:02Because you have more moral authority. Come on, you're listened to more. Come on, talk to me, please.
00:07:11Talk to them.
00:07:11Silence, silence, silence, silence.
00:07:17Silence, damn it.
00:07:19Look, the tavern isn't going to be soundproofed just like that, because we're not going to do it for the few noises there are, so get your facts straight.
00:07:27The point here is to choose the new president, and quickly, because we have to open the tavern; we're already losing money.
00:07:35So if you're okay with my brother continuing as president this year.
00:07:38No, no, no, no, no. This year it's my turn, and the first thing I'm going to do as president is fix the problems that matter to us, unlike these people.
00:07:49Santi, we're messing things up, we have to do something, we're messing things up.
00:07:52Let's see, silence, let's see!
00:07:54Silence, silence.
00:07:55Raise your hands if you prefer an experienced manager to a doddering old woman who doesn't know what she's doing.
00:08:08Very well, the first thing I'm going to do as president is to put an end to the hell that is this tavern.
00:08:16And give it access!
00:08:17Hey, hey, hey, hey! Coffees are one euro each. Come on!
00:08:31And, dude, do you still have it?
00:08:34But, Gille, you told me that you didn't like that.
00:08:36Yes, but, well, it's just to pass the time while the hurricane comes.
00:08:40Hello, is this C?
00:08:53Yeah.
00:08:54Okay, I'm the new guy.
00:08:57Have you seen the new one?
00:08:58He's gorgeous.
00:09:00What do you think?
00:09:04What are you looking at?
00:09:05Yes, you can hardly see anything in that magazine.
00:09:07There are much better ones.
00:09:08I once saw some women with breasts like that.
00:09:12Yes, come on, man.
00:09:12I've seen a Martian.
00:09:13Besides, you, who are not on land at all, are not even grandmothers.
00:09:16Myself.
00:09:18Well, I once played a date.
00:09:20Yes, come on, man.
00:09:21So, what's it like?
00:09:23Well, very soft.
00:09:25That?
00:09:25What's happening?
00:09:26You haven't touched any?
00:09:28I do.
00:09:30Well, almost.
00:09:31I've played four or five.
00:09:33And I've kissed girls.
00:09:34And I've kissed two too.
00:09:36To T.T. and Aleja from the baker.
00:09:38That?
00:09:41That?
00:09:41At least I've said it.
00:09:42Me too.
00:09:43Well, I too am a Savior.
00:09:45The thing is, of course, you don't know them because they're from my grandparents' village.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49That's what it sounds like, trula, it's fucking awesome.
00:09:52Let's see, the expert.
00:09:52He probably doesn't even know how to do a kiss, smarty pants.
00:09:55No?
00:09:56Well, look.
00:09:57The lips stick together.
00:09:59He turns his head like this.
00:10:00So that their noses don't bump.
00:10:03And then you stick your tongue in.
00:10:10Hi, I'm T.T.
00:10:13And she is Jolie.
00:10:14Hello.
00:10:15What is this?
00:10:16Eh, eh, eh.
00:10:17What are you doing, you little shit?
00:10:18It's a mask.
00:10:19But you don't look at it if you don't like it.
00:10:21Okay, okay, that's enough.
00:10:23What is this?
00:10:24This is not for your age.
00:10:26Obsessives, you're obsessive monkeys.
00:10:28Come on, everyone sit down.
00:10:29I'm amazed by you, huh, T.T.
00:10:30You're amazing.
00:10:31Come on.
00:10:31Look, look, doubles.
00:10:34Today it's boobs, tomorrow what.
00:10:36Come on, woman, calm down.
00:10:38Well, that's not logical at his age, is it?
00:10:39They are curious.
00:10:40Look, they're looking at you.
00:10:43I'm going to take this opportunity to talk to the parents, to give them a recommendation about sex education, which we still need to address.
00:10:48Seem to you?
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:50See you later.
00:10:52How are you feeling?
00:10:54Salas, study it for tomorrow.
00:10:55I can't give you any more negative points.
00:10:57You are five points away from zero.
00:10:59Sit down, go on.
00:11:01See you tomorrow.
00:11:06That thing about the bathtub, the eggs, you know?
00:11:08He got a good slap, but oh well.
00:11:11Damn, you have to be a real bastard, man, to hit a chick.
00:11:14Sometimes I have to hit him really hard so he gets the message.
00:11:17Look, with abusers it's wax, you know?
00:11:19You know, violent men really make me nervous.
00:11:22Because I catch them, you know?
00:11:23And I'm going to add two things.
00:11:24We have to catch that guy and give him a real fright.
00:11:26That's it, that's it, that's it.
00:11:28What a scare! Do you think you're part of the mafia or something?
00:11:31I don't know what, do you want to break my legs?
00:11:32No, no, nobody here has talked about breaking anything, okay?
00:11:35I mean, I've talked about a scare, a real scare.
00:11:37No, not from fear, what we have to do is report it, man, and that's it.
00:11:39Since I won't report myself, I will report it.
00:11:41But that's no good, man.
00:11:42Just listen to me, okay, this guy, right?
00:11:45How is?
00:11:47He's a snob, dude, I don't know, a jerk.
00:11:50Okay, a posh kid.
00:11:51Do you have a car?
00:11:52Yes, an SUV.
00:11:54Yes, he wins.
00:11:56There it is, there it is, there it is.
00:11:59Look, kid, for a posh person, I mean, the car is like an icon, like an extension of their penis, you know?
00:12:06It makes them feel more macho, of course, if it's about the little ones, cars, and all that.
00:12:10There, Chucky, you got him, you got him there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, you have to hit him where it hurts the most, man, right in the thick of it.
00:12:15There, there, we have to mess with his car, we have to give him back his car.
00:12:18Pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim!
00:12:21Do you want the heifer?
00:12:22Do you want the heifer?
00:12:25How many bullrings do you need to be the bullfighter, mate?
00:12:27This guy will never touch a female turkey again in his life.
00:12:31And it's going to be thanks to you.
00:12:33Purro, with the salad.
00:12:34Today we're having white beans, what do you think?
00:12:38that spends all day pulling my hair
00:12:40Yes, all night, Dad, I didn't get married
00:12:41The room is awful, the child, I mean
00:12:43Guille, Eva, let's eat
00:12:44Hey, dude, dude, dude, what's the second reason why this guy's car?
00:12:47Wait, dude, are you sure?
00:12:48Sure, sure, come on, they'll lose all desire.
00:12:51Guille, Eva, let's eat
00:12:54sorry
00:12:55Curro, keep your hands still, okay?
00:12:59No, that way, right?
00:13:00Yes, yes, yes, it's me, yes
00:13:05oh really?
00:13:06Just a moment, just a moment
00:13:07And where did you meet her?
00:13:13Is he handsome?
00:13:16No, no, I was looking at the spoon on my hip.
00:13:17Yes, yes
00:13:19how are you?
00:13:20Yeah
00:13:20What, what, what, what, Fernando?
00:13:23Ah, a psychologist, yes, yes, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, yes
00:13:26Ah, you caught her looking at some magazines.
00:13:29Yes, for days.
00:13:30Yes, yes, now, now
00:13:32you, you, you too?
00:13:34Well
00:13:34no, no, yes
00:13:36I'll stop by tomorrow, yes.
00:13:38I'll just stop by tomorrow, no problem.
00:13:40No, no, no, I'm not going to get angry, no way.
00:13:41No, I'm not angry, no, I'm not angry
00:13:43See you later, Fervin, that's it, see you later
00:13:45Quito, come here
00:13:46What is a day?
00:13:48What have you done, Dad? Nothing.
00:13:48What do you mean you haven't done anything?
00:13:49But he did call me at school.
00:13:50to tell me you were looking at a slutty magazine with your friends
00:13:51What is it that pulls?
00:13:53No, you were looking at your sister
00:13:53no?
00:13:54pull, pull, pull, pull
00:13:56One day I'll kill you, Guille, one day I'll kill you
00:13:58that
00:14:05throw, what
00:14:06Hey, where did you get this notebook?
00:14:08It was in the drawer; I thought it was useless.
00:14:10you thought it was useless
00:14:13Well, it's my songbook
00:14:14Todoro el92 or what's wrong with you?
00:14:17Do you give yourself permission to fill everything with little drawings?
00:14:21Don't pick it up again, okay?
00:14:27Marcos, who...
00:14:29You're missing one...
00:14:31The girl in the next room
00:14:33Who isn't the girl in the next room?
00:14:40Nobody
00:14:41He's nobody
00:14:42It's a song I composed last year
00:14:44That's it
00:14:44Will you sing it to me?
00:14:46What came out? I don't know.
00:14:47What happened?
00:14:49Sing it to me
00:14:49For me, for yours
00:14:51Let's see what it was like
00:14:59Let's see
00:15:04Dawn surprised me
00:15:16Counting the lines of light
00:15:20What your blinds leave behind
00:15:22I can't stop looking
00:15:28Your back streaked with sun and knowing that you're light years away.
00:15:34Being the girl in the next room
00:15:37Being the girl in the next room
00:15:37Meanwhile, the two
00:15:43We have glances for breakfast every morning
00:15:49Meanwhile, the two
00:15:55We are lost reflections in your window
00:16:00Being the girl in the next room
00:16:03Being the girl in the next room
00:16:04Being the girl next door
00:16:08Being the girl in the next room
00:16:10Being the girl in the next room
00:16:13No, it's just that I can't do it right.
00:16:15She's so cool, keep singing
00:16:17No, it doesn't happen to me.
00:16:18Well, sing it to her, Eva.
00:16:21No, tell it to Eva.
00:16:23No, no, I haven't finished it yet
00:16:25Marcos, don't be rude
00:16:27Come on, play it, I'll help you finish it
00:16:29Okay?
00:16:30No, look, the show's over
00:16:32Come on, everyone, get out
00:16:33Hello
00:16:34My soul surprised me
00:16:35Counting the hairs in your school
00:16:38The hairs?
00:16:41Three cane cutters, portions of ham!
00:16:43Santiago, put the coffee maker down, man!
00:16:45It's for today!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:46No, no, come on, no
00:16:47It was due yesterday, no
00:16:48Because today is today
00:16:49No, no, no order has arrived.
00:16:51That's not serious, man.
00:16:52For God's sake, this is not serious.
00:16:53Let's go fishing, you're in charge!
00:16:56Santi, Santi
00:16:56One moment
00:16:57Santi, Santi
00:16:58Tell me four things.
00:16:59Take it, take it
00:17:01Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming
00:17:02Yes, of course, of course
00:17:04Your thing is spreading the game, man.
00:17:05Stress for others
00:17:07You've got no nerve, you.
00:17:08What do you mean, no?
00:17:09What do you mean it can't be today?
00:17:10I want the one who came out at the last minute to be here.
00:17:12Let's get started!
00:17:14And if not, change your supplier.
00:17:15As?
00:17:16Go fuck yourself, boss!
00:17:19Oh!
00:17:20It's just that Santi takes it more seriously
00:17:21No, they're not going to take it.
00:17:23It was so scary that he wouldn't even go to chat
00:17:24Doña Gregoria, how are you?
00:17:26Do you want a small house or any...?
00:17:28No
00:17:28The neighbors' signatures
00:17:30Or they soundproof the tavern
00:17:32Or we'll see each other in court.
00:17:33But, but man
00:17:34Doña Gregoria
00:17:35But don't exaggerate.
00:17:36This thing is horrible in another way
00:17:37We're neighbors
00:17:37How did you hear that?
00:17:39Like what?
00:17:40What do you mean, we reported it?
00:17:41What do you mean, we reported it?
00:17:42In this tavern
00:17:43There has always been the same noise
00:17:45Lifetime
00:17:46And if he hears a lot
00:17:48Lower the hearing aid
00:17:49And he will listen to us less.
00:17:50What do you mean, Santi?
00:17:51The rude one has already left
00:17:53I've held out longer
00:17:55Of what it is human to endure
00:17:56Can you hear me?
00:17:57Look, look what I do with this
00:17:58Santi, get a grip!
00:18:00Santi!
00:18:01That's enough, man!
00:18:02Go get caught!
00:18:03Go get caught!
00:18:05And here it will be
00:18:05You'll be more at ease.
00:18:07Yeah, man
00:18:07And I don't feel like it.
00:18:09That old woman is here every day
00:18:11Pissing my balls
00:18:12And giving ripe fruit
00:18:13Grow up!
00:18:14Uh, look
00:18:15Santi!
00:18:16Santi!
00:18:17What's the matter?
00:18:17Santi!
00:18:18Santi!
00:18:18What's the matter?
00:18:23Yes, Santi
00:18:24Santi
00:18:25Santi, react!
00:18:26Sir, please step aside
00:18:27Yes, yes
00:18:27It seems he's coming to.
00:18:28Yes, I was thrilled.
00:18:29I've given this man something one of these days.
00:18:30Really
00:18:31To take his blanket
00:18:32A champion, come on
00:18:36It exists, right?
00:18:37Yes, yes, yes
00:18:38Madrid, Madrid
00:18:38But...
00:18:38Holy shit, he's going to shit himself.
00:18:39And you get all worked up.
00:18:40If you see how it is
00:18:41Take a little bit
00:18:42But we got a flat tire
00:18:43And that's it, huh?
00:18:43A little mirror
00:18:44Let's give him a little mirror, okay?
00:18:46You're welcome, go ahead
00:18:46Well, here we can do a...
00:18:47Okay, I say so.
00:18:48Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
00:18:50Stop, stop, stop!
00:18:51What an idiot!
00:18:52Son of an open door!
00:18:55Hahaha!
00:18:55Ha ha ha!
00:18:55Ha ha ha!
00:18:55Ha ha ha!
00:18:56It's automatic, man!
00:18:58Dude, we said we were going to paint...
00:18:59Well, gassing!
00:19:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:19:01Stop the car!
00:19:01Hahaha!
00:19:02Throw it, it's got oil on it, man.
00:19:03I'm taking this to my home workshop.
00:19:04Please, listen
00:19:04These guys are idiots.
00:19:06Hey, here come the people, here come the people!
00:19:08Okay, then!
00:19:11Okay, then!
00:19:12Okay, then!
00:19:20Okay, well, that car is really well done, man.
00:19:21Well, we could go for a walk.
00:19:23No way!
00:19:26You didn't know how to make a stitch
00:19:27Well, have I taught you, old man?
00:19:31Oh my God, what a chest!
00:19:33M speeds God случаi!
00:19:33No!
00:19:34Hey, you guys are...
00:19:34We could go to jail for this, right?
00:19:36Braúl, no, no!
00:19:36Braúl, no, no!
00:19:37Braúl, no, no, please!
00:19:41Kenny G!
00:19:41Turn that f*** around!
00:19:43And the damn Merales!
00:19:45No, man, please, uh, man!
00:19:46Braul, please, man!
00:19:49Oh really!
00:19:50No, no, no!
00:19:50Everos câ writer, dude!
00:19:52Damn, it's just a little while.
00:19:53The entrepreneur magazine, this guy is way better
00:19:57We're not going, are we?
00:20:04Oh my gosh, people are coming!
00:20:06Well, go ahead and throw!
00:20:06No!
00:20:23Oh my gosh, people are coming!
00:20:53You want to be happy, too.
00:20:56And that's difficult with me because
00:21:01This is who I am, and now I can't have you, nor you me.
00:21:07There!
00:21:10Take this off, take this off, I'm going to break my arm!
00:21:13No, Santi!
00:21:15Bring me one of my little puddles, let's see if I can relax.
00:21:18Yes, if you'd like, we can play Russian roulette for a while later, see if that helps you relax.
00:21:21Santi, for God's sake, get this straight, you've had an anxiety attack
00:21:23And it's just a warning.
00:21:25Then comes the heart attack, remember our father
00:21:26Not from our father
00:21:27What if you get a orgasm at the end? Does it have to explode somewhere?
00:21:30The linden!
00:21:32Double
00:21:32Okay, let's leave it at that.
00:21:34Carmen, today is not the day
00:21:35Let's take everything calmly.
00:21:37He needs to rest.
00:21:39Oh, how bad I looked
00:21:42I didn't see the white light, but it was a huge scare.
00:21:47Hey, Santi
00:21:47And haven't you also seen your life like in a movie, as they say it looks?
00:21:53No, and better
00:21:55Because of the life I've led
00:21:57Let's see
00:21:58Come on, Santi, man
00:22:00Her blood pressure is extremely high, 16.9
00:22:02You need to take life much more calmly, Santi.
00:22:04With much more calm
00:22:05You're going to die on me, man.
00:22:06Let's see if you're going to die
00:22:07And I've become an orphan, what do I do?
00:22:08What the hell do I do?
00:22:09Don't you do yoga, Santi?
00:22:11Since I went to yoga with Carmen, I've changed completely.
00:22:13Come on, it's changed my life
00:22:14Much calmer, much more relaxed
00:22:16Well, where will it all end, right, Cari?
00:22:17Yes, well, where will it all end?
00:22:18Look, with a pool of oil
00:22:19Okay, fine, don't do it.
00:22:22It's great, look, the teacher is really nice
00:22:24It gives you four tricks and they actually work for me, you know?
00:22:26You nailed it, Candela
00:22:27You've hit the nail on the head, that's a great idea!
00:22:28In other words, it's very good for relaxing
00:22:35That's like a sport, but without a ball.
00:22:40Something like spiritual
00:22:41Well, what if he doesn't want to?
00:22:42If you don't like it, well...
00:22:45What she needs to do is get up the courage and come with us.
00:22:49Yes, it's in the center of the neighborhood
00:22:50There are morning schedules and afternoon schedules.
00:22:52And Santi, what do you have to lose by trying?
00:22:53I'm very worried about what happened in Santiago.
00:22:55Because what happened to him is my fault.
00:22:57I pass all the problems on to him and then this is what happens
00:23:00But what, is it your fault, damn it?
00:23:02Santiago is a phenomenon from birth
00:23:03Because what happened to him has happened to him
00:23:04Go on, blind man
00:23:06Squirt a little bit of nose here
00:23:08Let's see if this can happen
00:23:09What? Does he run or not?
00:23:21Hey?
00:23:22Does he run or not?
00:23:22Does he run or not?
00:23:23Raúl, Raúl, you drive terribly.
00:23:24What am I going to know?
00:23:25Not like me, dude.
00:23:26I don't know how much the card is
00:23:27What are you saying?
00:23:28Look, take a look
00:23:30Look
00:23:31Look
00:23:32That's beautiful, man.
00:23:38Hey!
00:23:42Come!
00:23:43What's up, Chucky?
00:23:44Chucky!
00:23:45Hey, come over here!
00:23:48What's happening?
00:23:49Hey, pass me the car papers, I gave him a gift
00:23:52A what?
00:23:53What a stench!
00:23:54Oh, dude, dude, dude!
00:23:56Damn, it smells awful!
00:23:57Did you poop inside?
00:23:58But dude, you're stupid, we're going to jail and with aggravating circumstances, dude.
00:24:00What aggravating factor?
00:24:02This is a work of art, kid!
00:24:03Fuck!
00:24:04Not even with a piping bag!
00:24:05Hey, clean that up
00:24:06Chucky, clean it up, eh!
00:24:07Chucky, dude!
00:24:08Dude, how do I know!
00:24:09Hey man, shut it up, shut it up, shut it up!
00:24:11Get out!
00:24:11Close it, it smells!
00:24:14Chucky!
00:24:15No, it's not funny, dude, clean it up.
00:24:17Marcos!
00:24:18Dude, you, you think you see it differently
00:24:20because you are a party involved in the conflict
00:24:22But, but, man, this, this, this, this is a charity event, kid.
00:24:26Clean up, dude!
00:24:26This is a charity event!
00:24:28It's justice, man, justice!
00:24:29Okay, very good.
00:24:30Yes, you're thinking about Raquel, okay?
00:24:32You get the idea, right?
00:24:33Have him clean it.
00:24:34No, I'm not going to clean it, man.
00:24:36No, dude, you're stupid!
00:24:37Okay, okay, okay, we're doing all of this.
00:24:40Okay, okay, okay
00:24:41But, dude, dude!
00:24:42Put a little effort into your clothes, man.
00:24:43Put a little effort into your clothes, man.
00:24:43Put a little effort into your clothes, man.
00:24:44Put some effort into your clothes, man!
00:24:45Holy shit, the car!
00:24:46Chirp, chirp, chirp!
00:24:47Run, run!
00:24:47Aferno, off!
00:24:51No!
00:24:52No, no, no, no!
00:24:53Hey!
00:24:53Hey!
00:24:54Hey!
00:25:03Come on!
00:25:04Come on!
00:25:05Come on!
00:25:06Come on!
00:25:07Come on!
00:25:08Come on!
00:25:09Come on!
00:25:10Come on!
00:25:11Come on!
00:25:12Come on!
00:25:13Gentlemen, we've screwed up!
00:25:14Fuck!
00:25:15Let's not go to jail, man!
00:25:16Fuck!
00:25:17Let's not go to jail, man!
00:25:18Fuck!
00:25:19What the hell!
00:25:20He deserves it, you know!
00:25:21No?
00:25:22Fuck!
00:25:23Fuck!
00:25:24Okay, so what now, huh?
00:25:25What do we do now?
00:25:26Well, relax, buddy!
00:25:27We'll just take a taxi back!
00:25:28But you're stupid!
00:25:29What's the matter?
00:25:30We're not going back by bus!
00:25:41Hey, Diego!
00:25:42Come in, come in!
00:25:43Sit down.
00:25:44How are you?
00:25:45Fernando, Fernando, Fernando.
00:25:47How are you, Diego?
00:25:48I hope I didn't scare you too much earlier with my call.
00:25:51No, well...
00:25:53That's fair, let's go.
00:25:54Fair enough, right?
00:25:55Well, this is the magazine we found on Guille and Teté.
00:25:58Don't worry, don't worry, it's very normal for children this age.
00:26:02The thing is, I had been meaning to give you some recommendations on sex education.
00:26:05Well, I've already taken the opportunity to call you, that's all.
00:26:08Correct, no, it seems correct to me.
00:26:10That's awful.
00:26:12And what are those recommendations?
00:26:15Well, look, parents have to take advantage of the moments when the topic of sex comes up at home.
00:26:21to create a climate of trust and talk about it naturally.
00:26:25Come on, let the kids understand that sex isn't something dirty.
00:26:28Without something playful and beautiful.
00:26:31It arises, huh?
00:26:32It arises.
00:26:33It just comes up at home.
00:26:34And it arises in that climate of trust you mentioned.
00:26:38That's what we have, a climate of trust.
00:26:40That's very good, very good.
00:26:41Yes, yes.
00:26:41Okay, so when you talk to them about sex, how do you do it?
00:26:45Let me give you an example.
00:26:46Let me give you an example of when...
00:26:47Well, then, normally what...
00:26:50I usually tell them about the little flowers.
00:26:53In other words, I'm telling you that woman is like a flower.
00:26:56And then the man dances the polliniza.
00:27:00So, that...
00:27:01In other words, with love.
00:27:02With love, but it pollinates it.
00:27:03In other words, it pollinates.
00:27:05Well, that's fine, isn't it?
00:27:08But, I don't know, it seems to me that it's better to start calling things by their names, don't you think?
00:27:12In other words, be clearer and more direct.
00:27:13For example, what do you call the male and female sexual organs at home?
00:27:18That?
00:27:18What do we call the members?
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:20Well, listen, well, that's it, well, let's see, well, little tail and little uchita.
00:27:25I mean, for example, to give an example.
00:27:26Little tail and little uchita.
00:27:27Little tail and little uchita.
00:27:29Good.
00:27:30Do your children call the car "vroom" and the dog "woof woof"?
00:27:33No.
00:27:34Well, it's the same with this, Diego.
00:27:36No, man, right?
00:27:37We need to start calling things by their real names.
00:27:40In other words, it can be called by its real name.
00:27:42So, it's...
00:27:42So, that's it, mingay and rajita, for example, right?
00:27:45Its name is penis and vagina.
00:27:47That's the right thing to do, isn't it?
00:27:48There's no need to use derogatory terms or euphemisms to talk about sex, Diego.
00:27:52So, it's possible...
00:27:53Already.
00:27:54In other words, he can call one a penis and the other a vagina.
00:27:57That's it, that's it.
00:27:58Very good.
00:27:59Well, here's an information leaflet, huh?
00:28:00To help you and all that.
00:28:01Well, look, the important thing is that if you don't speak to them clearly, they will look for the information elsewhere.
00:28:07And with the way things are these days, huh?
00:28:09It's not highly recommended, okay?
00:28:10That's clear.
00:28:11That's clear.
00:28:12Thanks, huh?
00:28:13Well, you're welcome.
00:28:13So, then, it's not even talking about pollinating anything.
00:28:17I mean, to screw directly, I mean, you can say screw.
00:28:20Diego, sit down.
00:28:21Sit down for a little while.
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:25Let's start again.
00:28:31It is very important to maintain relaxed and steady breathing.
00:28:39Bend your back a little more, let your head fall.
00:28:43That is.
00:28:44Perfect.
00:28:45Very good, Carmen.
00:28:47If you can stretch your legs a little, even better.
00:28:50Perfect.
00:28:52We're still breathing.
00:28:54Candela, the head.
00:28:58We try to clear our minds.
00:29:01Don't think about anything.
00:29:05Please come in.
00:29:06We were waiting for you.
00:29:07Clear.
00:29:08One moment.
00:29:11I just don't like this gossipy guy.
00:29:14What I need is a quick trick to relax.
00:29:18Well, there are no quick tricks.
00:29:20I mean, everything takes time and you have to go calmly, relaxed, you know?
00:29:23Look, I'm not messing around, okay?
00:29:25Look, let's do one thing.
00:29:26Come in, try it for a few days and then decide.
00:29:28Hey?
00:29:28Come on, find yourself a place.
00:29:30Take off your shoes, please.
00:29:36Thank you.
00:29:38Santi, I see you've cheered up.
00:29:40You'll see how well it is, you'll see how you calm down.
00:29:42Yoga seems miraculous, doesn't it, Carmen?
00:29:44Yes, daughter, yes.
00:29:45But to calm him down, anesthesia is needed, a veterinarian.
00:29:50Ma'am, stop covering your balls, I have enough on my plate as it is.
00:29:54I hear this lorégano.
00:29:56It's awful, I'm half suffocating.
00:30:00Look, a little higher up.
00:30:02That's it, hang in there, movie.
00:30:03Here we have the position of the plow.
00:30:05That is.
00:30:12Holy shit, holy shit.
00:30:15Damn it!
00:30:17Waist, pelvis, still.
00:30:20We continue breathing and lower our backs calmly.
00:30:26You see.
00:30:28I can already see him catching them quietly.
00:30:30We went down easy.
00:30:31Santi, Santi, Santi, the piggy bank.
00:30:41What do you see in your piggy bank?
00:30:42Hey?
00:30:46Don't forget Magellan's work.
00:30:48It's for tomorrow, okay?
00:30:50Dude, I haven't called her, okay?
00:30:52Let them all look at the newspapers, there's nothing about any robbery, any car theft, okay?
00:30:55I really screwed up, Raúl.
00:30:57I don't know why the hell I listen to you.
00:30:58Fuck.
00:30:59Well, if...
00:31:00Look, dude, okay, that's it.
00:31:01Regarding her chest, things got a little out of hand.
00:31:02Yeah, but what the hell, it's a good lesson, man.
00:31:04And stop dwelling on it.
00:31:07Calm down, calm down.
00:31:08Yeah.
00:31:09How's everything?
00:31:10Okay, okay.
00:31:11Yes? Is everything alright?
00:31:12Everything's fine, yes.
00:31:14And how do I find you with your ex?
00:31:16With my ex?
00:31:16Very good.
00:31:18I've already sorted out the divorce.
00:31:19Yes, the judge ruled in my favor.
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22Okay, man, I'm glad, I'm really glad, I mean...
00:31:24After the life it has given me, at least I got something in the division of assets.
00:31:29Are you keeping the house?
00:31:30No.
00:31:31No?
00:31:32By car.
00:31:33With the SUV.
00:31:36Well, I know it's not much, but I already have a buyer and they're going to give me about...
00:31:39About three million, at least to be calm for a while is fine.
00:31:42Three million?
00:31:43Okay, very good.
00:31:43So, cool, well, you sell it, the car is... if it's okay, right?
00:31:47Isn't that right...?
00:31:47Yes, I'm going to take Gaby to a better daycare and... sort out some problems.
00:31:52Well, considering how much it cost me, I should be happy, you know.
00:31:55That's great, isn't it? Well, I'm very happy for you, congratulations.
00:31:57And you can worry about everything and...
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:00It was time something went right for me.
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:04Cops.
00:32:05That?
00:32:05Anyway, thanks, okay?
00:32:08You are welcome.
00:32:10Thank you.
00:32:11Very good.
00:32:12Very good.
00:32:13Now let's think about something relaxing.
00:32:17A lake of crystal clear water, for example, or whatever suits you best.
00:32:24We try to clear our minds, we look for a point between our eyebrows...
00:32:29And we tried to relax a little, Santiago.
00:32:34Don't worry, they'll notice you know what you're doing.
00:32:36Come on, find the point.
00:32:38Breathe.
00:32:39That is.
00:32:43Come on, again.
00:32:47Around there.
00:32:51Very good.
00:32:52Remember this.
00:32:53In moments of nervousness or anxiety, the best thing to do is breathe...
00:32:56And exhale while shaking your hands to get rid of all the negativity.
00:33:04This one doesn't bring out the negative, even if you shake him like a rug.
00:33:07Santi, how are you?
00:33:09Good?
00:33:10Very good, very good.
00:33:12I think I've relaxed, huh?
00:33:15And even...
00:33:16I've lost weight.
00:33:18Look.
00:33:22What have I heard?
00:33:23That?
00:33:23Candela told me that she has signed up for yoga.
00:33:25Yes, yes.
00:33:26Yes, yes, yes.
00:33:26Dude, as long as he's relaxed, he can sign up for canoeing as far as I'm concerned.
00:33:29It's exactly the same.
00:33:30I don't know what to tell you, man.
00:33:31Well, he's got the bad temper gene stuck there.
00:33:33That's true, yes sir.
00:33:34That...
00:33:35Damn it, Mrs. Gregoria.
00:33:36Good morning, Doña Gregoria.
00:33:37How are you?
00:33:38Hello.
00:33:38Please know that I have already filed the corresponding complaint.
00:33:41And the city inspectors will come to measure the noise levels of this pipe.
00:33:44That?
00:33:46What are they coming for?
00:33:47Santi, Santi, come, come, come, come, come.
00:33:49Come, come, come, come.
00:33:50So, Mrs. Gregoria says she has filed a complaint against us.
00:33:53And what do the municipal police hear?
00:33:55Go on.
00:33:55Come on, come on, what?
00:33:57Wow, I see that his attack has passed.
00:34:00Well, I don't care how he gets.
00:34:03Nobody can stop me.
00:34:05Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:34:07Because you people are impossible to reason with.
00:34:10We have to herd them like donkeys.
00:34:13Stay still, Santi.
00:34:14And I'm already fed up.
00:34:17Santi, calm down, Santi, calm down.
00:34:18Santi, relax, for God's sake.
00:34:19Santi, what?
00:34:20For our father, Santi, our father.
00:34:22The heart attack, Santi.
00:34:24Santi.
00:34:25Let's see, Mrs. Rogelia.
00:34:28I mean, Doña Gregoria.
00:34:31If we have committed any irregularity, we will rectify it.
00:34:35We'll fix it.
00:34:36And if the municipal government has to get involved, then let it get involved.
00:34:39Let him come.
00:34:41But, but, what are you saying?
00:34:43Are you crazy or what's wrong with you?
00:34:44Well, thank goodness someone here is finally thinking.
00:34:49Thank goodness.
00:34:51Well, since my nephew works for the municipality, we'll come tomorrow.
00:34:55Hello.
00:34:55And that's it.
00:34:59You can find out what he has given you.
00:35:00That?
00:35:00Raul, well, we've screwed up.
00:35:03The car belongs to Raquel now, right?
00:35:05Because it was his turn in the distribution of assets.
00:35:07And he wants to sell it and he really needs the money.
00:35:10And we've destroyed it, Raúl.
00:35:12We've destroyed it.
00:35:16Fuck.
00:35:16What are you laughing at, you idiot?
00:35:20It's not funny at all, Raúl.
00:35:22He brought out your great ideas.
00:35:24Hey, just a moment.
00:35:24I remind you that you were there too, okay?
00:35:25And that you also entered.
00:35:26I mean, it'll be a screw-up, but it's a screw-up by all three of them, okay?
00:35:29What the hell, dude?
00:35:30We did this to do you a favor.
00:35:31Me?
00:35:31Yes, because you're betting a medal with your girl.
00:35:33As?
00:35:34Yes.
00:35:34Look, I'm fed up with that.
00:35:36Hey, I'm going to get them fixed!
00:35:37What's going on here?
00:35:38But I got out of there.
00:35:40Come on.
00:35:41What are you doing?
00:35:42Come on.
00:35:47What's happening?
00:35:50Hey?
00:35:52Whatever it is, it's probably not that big of a deal.
00:35:57Already?
00:35:58Hey?
00:35:59Are you more at ease?
00:36:01Okay, let's go to class.
00:36:03Candela is going to replace me.
00:36:05Come on.
00:36:06Because?
00:36:07Nothing, I have to file a complaint.
00:36:10Come on.
00:36:13A complaint?
00:36:14So, why...?
00:36:16My ex doesn't want to give me the car.
00:36:17He says it was stolen and...
00:36:19No, please, let's go to class, okay?
00:36:30Damn, what a mess.
00:36:33Fuck.
00:36:35Raul.
00:36:37That...
00:36:37Well, you...
00:36:38So, you and I are not together anymore...
00:36:40We're not friends, okay?
00:36:41Forget me.
00:36:44In other words, forget about...
00:36:45Since we met.
00:36:52Okay, okay, okay.
00:36:54You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here, aren't you?
00:36:57I'm going to tell you.
00:36:58I'm going to tell you.
00:36:59In this house, dear children, sex has been spoken of little and poorly.
00:37:05In other words, sex is rarely discussed, and when it is, it's often poorly discussed.
00:37:07So, from now on there's going to be a little bit of dialogue, huh?
00:37:11We talked, a little bit of talking.
00:37:12And if you want to know something, just ask me, that's all.
00:37:15Currito, you go read this pamphlet, son.
00:37:17Take.
00:37:20Well.
00:37:21Any questions?
00:37:22Dad, you miss Lucia a lot, don't you?
00:37:24Because...
00:37:25Fuck.
00:37:25But, Diego, what good is this?
00:37:26I mean...
00:37:27I don't know, I don't think it's the best time, you know?
00:37:29No, no, daughter.
00:37:30No no.
00:37:31Better late than never.
00:37:32So, come on, come on, shoot.
00:37:33With confidence.
00:37:33Shoot, shoot.
00:37:34Dad, what is a nocturnal emission?
00:37:38You couldn't have read the entire brochure.
00:37:41I'll explain it to you.
00:37:43Okay, so, nocturnal pollution is when...
00:37:45So, you're asleep, right?
00:37:47And you dream, and you dream, and you dream, and suddenly you wake up.
00:37:51Just like that, boom, suddenly, and nervously.
00:37:52That.
00:37:54Come on, more questions.
00:37:55Hello.
00:37:56Hello, what's up?
00:37:58Diego.
00:37:58Yeah.
00:37:59Is it possible to have sex with many people at the same time?
00:38:02Damn, what a question.
00:38:03It can be done, it can be done, it can be done, it can be done, but, it can be done, but it's better one at a time, isn't it?
00:38:12Because if you don't get involved, I mean, if there are more people, then you get involved.
00:38:14The best thing is to stay focused and concentrate on what you're doing, you understand?
00:38:17And yes, very important, children, with love.
00:38:21In other words, love and sex always together, that is, what is love and sex always together, together.
00:38:25But, like, Dad, what is reverse gear?
00:38:27What is reverse gear?
00:38:31Well, the reverse gear, I mean, they're making love, right?
00:38:35I mean, and then, suddenly you remember something, like you remember and you leave, you leave, you leave, I mean, you leave without finishing, you leave and that's it.
00:38:46So, you're leaving, yes.
00:38:47Dad, what is an orgasm?
00:38:50Well, an orgasm, Curro, son, an orgasm, I mean, a man and a woman are making love, right?
00:38:58They're making love, and it tickles them, it tickles them and it makes them laugh, it makes them laugh.
00:39:02And it's like an explosion, I mean, it's an explosion, like fireworks, I mean, it goes pim, pam, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, a final bang, pum, now, and that's it.
00:39:10Now, I want one of those.
00:39:12But you're very young, you're very young, and now what you have to do is pass school and then go to university, and do a master's degree, and if you can, find a job, son.
00:39:19Okay, any more questions? Well, nothing, that's all for today, because the match is about to start, so you can all go back to your rooms.
00:39:26Okay! See you later. Okay, see you later. Goodbye.
00:39:32That's too bad. Very good, huh, Diego?
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:35Everything is perfectly clear.
00:39:36Thank you.
00:39:40Fuck!
00:39:41No, no, if I feel like it, I feel like it, darling, it's just that the Chinese restaurant thing doesn't suit me tonight.
00:39:45Okay, I have a meeting, but I don't know. Can we talk at home?
00:39:47Come on, right?
00:39:48Are you finishing soon?
00:39:48Okay, see you later, beautiful.
00:39:53Man!
00:39:54Hey!
00:39:54What's up, bang?
00:39:55How are you?
00:39:56Good.
00:39:56Do you have a moment?
00:39:58Well, not much.
00:39:59Come on.
00:40:01How are you leaving?
00:40:02Close.
00:40:05What are you doing?
00:40:06What's happening?
00:40:07Dad, it's just that, look, it's just that, it turns out that I have a, I have a problem, you know?
00:40:13It's okay, damn it, your old man's here.
00:40:19Hey, you didn't get any of them pregnant, did you?
00:40:22No, no, no, no way, Dad.
00:40:24Hopefully.
00:40:25No, I wish!
00:40:26No, look, what happened was, we took a car and it fell off.
00:40:34That?
00:40:35Through a ravine?
00:40:37What, what, what you stole a car and you drove it off a cliff somewhere.
00:40:39Please be quiet, everyone from a teacher to you will hear you.
00:40:42Please.
00:40:42From a teacher?
00:40:43From a teacher?
00:40:44Could it be your mother's?
00:40:45No, Dad, no, no, no, no, no, it's from the story.
00:40:48Dad, well, from his ex, but listen, Dad, we did it with an intention, okay?
00:40:51Because if it was to teach a lesson, Dad, it's because the guy, the guy really messes things up.
00:40:55But what, what, what, what, what?
00:40:56Who hits it?
00:40:56Who?
00:40:57Who?
00:40:58Let's see, let's see, let's see.
00:41:07So, you wrecked a teacher's car?
00:41:12Hey?
00:41:12Is that it?
00:41:13You didn't kill your husband, did you?
00:41:14No, Dad, no, I promise you, the car, only the car, stop hitting me.
00:41:18Fuck.
00:41:20Let's see, what's the big deal?
00:41:22What's your problem with that teacher, you wretch?
00:41:23No, no, Dad, no, really, there's no trouble at all, I promise you, the one who's in trouble, the one who's in trouble is a friend of mine.
00:41:31Which friend?
00:41:31I can't tell you who it is, Dad, it's over my dead body.
00:41:33What a friend!
00:41:35Marcos.
00:41:36Marcos.
00:41:37Marcos.
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:38But we can't know, Dad, please.
00:41:41Hello.
00:41:41Hello.
00:41:42Hello.
00:41:47That's it.
00:41:49As?
00:41:49That?
00:41:49That teacher is having an affair with Marcos.
00:41:56With Marcos Marcos?
00:41:59Yes, the teacher is going to pay, Marcos.
00:42:01Damn, with Marquitos, right?
00:42:03It's delicious.
00:42:05It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter that she's delicious.
00:42:08Hey, does your mother know?
00:42:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:11Let's see, I mean, what's mostly happening here, what's been happening here, is that you're a kinky and a habitual suspect.
00:42:18Hey?
00:42:21The damn thing is about to break.
00:42:22Dad, please.
00:42:24You have to help me, really, we have to fix this, please, Dad.
00:42:26If it's because of Marcos, honestly, if I don't fix this, he'll never forgive me.
00:42:32Why the hell are you telling me this now, when you never tell me anything?
00:42:37I don't know what we've done wrong.
00:42:39Because I have absolutely no idea why your mother and I did wrong.
00:42:42Because we've definitely done something wrong.
00:42:44You can't just go around breaking cars and stealing them, damn it...
00:42:47Fuck.
00:42:49Why are you telling me this?
00:42:52Because you are my father.
00:42:53And also a little because you're a mechanic.
00:43:02A bit.
00:43:05Santi!
00:43:06Santi, give me a hand, man!
00:43:11That's it, you, no, you, you go calmly, slowly, there's no rush.
00:43:14Come on, I'm in no hurry to go back home to see my children.
00:43:21I'm taking the day off tomorrow.
00:43:23How, how can you take tomorrow off?
00:43:27Santi, we have to do the accounts to pay the tax and hams are coming in.
00:43:31One thing, that yoga incense thing is telling you a little bit.
00:43:35Because you are not the Dalai Lama, no, no.
00:43:37You're a bar owner and bar owners work hard, okay?
00:43:40I will be a tavern keeper.
00:43:41But before I am a tavern owner, I am a person.
00:43:44If I ask for a day off, I'll take it.
00:43:47Because I deserve it.
00:43:50Excuse me, but what are you telling me?
00:43:51That I was about to move to another neighborhood.
00:43:55Life is short, and I spend three and a half days working like a dog and arguing to take the blame off my brother.
00:44:02I saw it clearly.
00:44:10So you're telling me that it's my fault you had a seizure?
00:44:13Are you telling me that?
00:44:14First, the argument with the suppliers.
00:44:17Then with the cheese one.
00:44:19Then with Doña Gregoria.
00:44:20And so it went for life.
00:44:22And you were whispering in my ear, of course.
00:44:25The capacujo.
00:44:27But Santi, get your facts straight.
00:44:29If you start trouble, it's because you're a troublemaker.
00:44:31You're a troublemaker.
00:44:32It's not my fault that you're a troublemaker.
00:44:34I would be a nicer person if I didn't have you constantly behind me telling me
00:44:38Talk to them yourself!
00:44:39They actually listen to you.
00:44:41And saying this.
00:44:42And saying the other thing.
00:44:43And pressuring me as if I were your double, brother.
00:44:45Clear.
00:44:46You.
00:44:46So calm.
00:44:47Just like you're going to have a heart attack.
00:44:50I always get the worst of it.
00:44:52I mean, I don't know if I understand you.
00:44:54I don't know if I understand you.
00:44:55So you're telling me that I don't lift a finger in the tavern?
00:44:57Are you telling me that I don't work?
00:44:58Well, just so you know, I work my fingers to the bone.
00:45:00And do you know why I work so hard?
00:45:01Because I have a family and five mouths to feed.
00:45:03Do you understand?
00:45:03And I have problems.
00:45:04Man, of course I have problems.
00:45:05But when it's not that jerk Guille, it's my older sister who walked past me stark naked.
00:45:08all over the house.
00:45:09Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
00:45:11So, do you have any idea?
00:45:13I'm going to tell you something, Santi.
00:45:13You have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.
00:45:16Maybe I don't have a family.
00:45:19Because I've spent my whole life here working like a mule.
00:45:22To get this done.
00:45:24Maybe that's why.
00:45:25And maybe it's time to leave the tavern.
00:45:36Santi!
00:45:36Santi!
00:45:41Santi!
00:45:42Santi, wait, damn it!
00:45:44Santi!
00:45:44Santi, wait, damn it!
00:45:44Santi!
00:46:11Santi!
00:46:12What are you doing?
00:46:12What are you doing?
00:46:13Santi, it's your turn!
00:46:13Santi, Dad is sleeping!
00:46:16The man impregnates the woman...
00:46:19What is this, dwarf?
00:46:20Are you interested in sex now?
00:46:22Don't tell me you're going to bury the H of war with the girls.
00:46:25Well, no, I have to do some work.
00:46:27Manual?
00:46:28The other day we saw Don Pelotas.
00:46:31But if you were a blabbermouth when I caught you, you'll see.
00:46:33But seriously, are you guys horny or what's wrong with you?
00:46:35Are you normal?
00:46:37Hey?
00:46:37Are you normal?
00:46:38That's not right.
00:46:39Why isn't that done?
00:46:40Because she's your sister.
00:46:41Okay?
00:46:41And this is very bad.
00:46:42And if Dad finds out, he'll kill you.
00:46:44It wasn't me.
00:46:45It was his idea, so...
00:46:46Purro to bed!
00:46:47Come on, let's go to sleep.
00:46:47I've had my lips done.
00:46:48Time for bed.
00:46:48What are you doing?
00:46:49This is confiscated.
00:46:51Okay, kid!
00:46:52When did you have your first kiss?
00:47:16But you have my agreement, Guille.
00:47:20Allow it, okay?
00:47:32Marcos.
00:47:34What's up, Guille?
00:47:35Have you done it with a girl yet?
00:47:41Don't ask that, that's private.
00:47:43Ah, so you haven't done it yet either, huh?
00:47:45Neither.
00:47:49Don't tell me you haven't tried French kissing yet.
00:47:52TRUE?
00:47:52A kiss with tongue, how disgusting.
00:47:54No, no, no.
00:47:55What does that mean?
00:47:55Let's keep it up, come on.
00:47:57A lot, that's true, but...
00:47:58But, like, for example, the thing about...
00:48:02I mean, the thing about playing some...
00:48:05Know?
00:48:06I mean, like, touching breasts, what's that like?
00:48:09Well, it's like...
00:48:11I don't know, like...
00:48:13It's like a flan, isn't it?
00:48:15As well as...
00:48:16Touch it gently.
00:48:19What's it to you?
00:48:21And besides, since girls your age don't have breasts yet,
00:48:22And you already know all about the screw kiss,
00:48:24Well, I can't explain anything to you.
00:48:25Come on, let's go to sleep.
00:48:26See you tomorrow, handsome.
00:48:27Okay, Marcos, Marcos.
00:48:28Marcos.
00:48:28Okay, okay.
00:48:30Yes, okay.
00:48:32She's never had a French kiss, but...
00:48:34Please tell me how it's done.
00:48:36Hey man, you're my older brother, please.
00:48:38I don't know.
00:48:39So, slowly.
00:48:42Guille, slowly.
00:48:43Guille, otherwise you'll get too excited.
00:48:44No, you're drowning her, you're drowning her, that's how you're drowning her.
00:48:46Guille.
00:48:47Another thing I'm going to tell you.
00:48:48So, now you have to brush your teeth really well and...
00:48:50But your tongue, you've never washed that in your life.
00:48:52Because girls are very sensitive to that.
00:48:54Don't think that's like...
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:56How do you get them to let you?
00:48:58So they'll let you kiss them?
00:48:59So, let's see...
00:49:00Yes, yes, yes, I don't know.
00:49:01At your age, then...
00:49:02Ah, he can play in the dark, almost.
00:49:04In a dark room or with your eyes covered.
00:49:06If you...
00:49:07Using the excuse that you can't see, they touch your little tendons.
00:49:10You'll probably get slapped, but...
00:49:14Take away what you've already danced.
00:49:15Okay, okay.
00:49:15No?
00:49:16Come on, let's go to sleep.
00:49:17Yes, but I have fewer questions.
00:49:18Time for bed.
00:49:19Curro.
00:49:19Curro, what are you doing?
00:49:21Curro.
00:49:22Put down this little cup...
00:49:23I still don't know.
00:49:24Dad, thank you for helping me.
00:49:38No joke, huh?
00:49:39Stop messing around.
00:49:40You're going to pay for this with your paycheck.
00:49:42And I'm selling the motorcycle because I swear on my life.
00:49:44The mother who bore you.
00:49:45But what have you done?
00:49:47What have you done?
00:49:47Fuck.
00:49:49My goodness, a 4x4 with four-wheel drive.
00:49:52This is a marvel from the world of motorsport, man.
00:49:55As?
00:49:56Go on, go on.
00:49:57Come on, shoot.
00:49:57Pull on the cable.
00:49:58Pull on the cable.
00:50:03What is this?
00:50:05Is there shit here?
00:50:06Hey?
00:50:08Rapier?
00:50:09Just for fun, right?
00:50:10That?
00:50:10What about me?
00:50:11Did any dogs come by?
00:50:12A dog?
00:50:13Do you think I'm an idiot or what?
00:50:15Come on, let's clean it right now.
00:50:17Dad!
00:50:17Let's clean it up...
00:50:18Come on.
00:50:19I'm leaving you here stranded.
00:50:20It smells really bad.
00:50:21It smells bad, come on.
00:50:22Clean it.
00:50:25Well.
00:50:27Well, that's all we needed.
00:50:28Wait, wait, wait.
00:50:30Still.
00:50:30Still.
00:50:31Holy shit, what do we do?
00:50:32I'll speak, I'll speak.
00:50:33Shut up, you've already screwed things up this far.
00:50:35The car had been reported stolen.
00:50:38I think so.
00:50:43Good night.
00:50:46Hello, good evening, agent.
00:50:47Good night.
00:50:47What happened here?
00:50:49Nothing, the car, which has...
00:50:50It has mostly fallen.
00:50:52He fell and...
00:50:54Not me, a friend.
00:50:56A friend, poor guy, but hey, he jumped out just in time before the car fell.
00:51:00A disappointment to the child.
00:51:00He told me, Fiti, he says, Fiti, you take the tow truck and take the car away.
00:51:06Since you have a workshop, and what have I done, what has it been?
00:51:08So, take the kid and...
00:51:10Documentation, please.
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:18I weigh the meats.
00:51:20And this is the workshop's card.
00:51:22We also have special prices for flowing eggs.
00:51:26Fructuoso Martínez Tañeto.
00:51:375, 2, 8, 3, 1, 4, 4, 1, 8, 4.
00:51:40Man!
00:51:41Fiti, what's wrong?
00:51:44Javi, Javi, dude, what a joy.
00:51:47Damn, what a coincidence, nothing, we're picking up the car, it fell over.
00:51:52I don't know what's going on.
00:51:53Is there a problem there or something?
00:51:54Hey, hey, no problem, it's Fiti, my mechanic.
00:51:57Hey, by the way, I really need to change the tire on the car, man, it's so easy.
00:52:00Oh, well, never mind, you can take it there whenever you want and you know, good, nice and cheap, as always.
00:52:05Thanks, man.
00:52:06Damn, man, we're leaving you with this mistake you've got going on here.
00:52:09Okay, yes, I see.
00:52:11Nice to meet you, good night, my boy, you didn't know him, did you?
00:52:13No, I didn't know him.
00:52:14He looks just like you, doesn't he?
00:52:16Hello.
00:52:16I'll call you.
00:52:17Okay, I'll call whenever you want.
00:52:19Okay, perfect.
00:52:20Okay, good night, bye.
00:52:21See you later.
00:52:22That's intense, man.
00:52:23That's cool, isn't it?
00:52:24How cool, cool, cool.
00:52:29We've been focused on this, on this, because it will take us forward.
00:52:33Pull on the cable.
00:52:35Pull on the cable.
00:52:43Carmen, one thing, do you mind doing my shopping today?
00:52:46No no.
00:52:46I'm having a bit of a mess at the tavern.
00:52:48And he can take Curro to the dentist.
00:52:50Clear.
00:52:50And we need gel and shoe polish.
00:52:52Yes, yes.
00:52:52Don't worry, I'll go after yoga.
00:52:54And let me finish this.
00:52:55Yes, yes, yes.
00:52:56I already had a crazy day today.
00:52:57My God.
00:52:58Can't your brother lend you a hand?
00:53:00My brother, my brother, yes, yes.
00:53:02Ah, Doña Gregoria, yes, yes.
00:53:05No, no, I was going to call him to apologize for what happened yesterday.
00:53:09Okay, ma'am, don't yell at me.
00:53:10Don't yell at me.
00:53:12Okay, we'll go to the tavern later and sort it out.
00:53:14In the tavern, yes.
00:53:15Then, yes.
00:53:16Okay, see you later.
00:53:17Hey, daddy, I have another question.
00:53:19That...
00:53:20That to make love you have to get completely naked.
00:53:28Well, let's see, it depends.
00:53:31It depends on the scale you have, right?
00:53:35I'm going to... just a moment.
00:53:36Feel huge.
00:53:44Project your arms.
00:53:46As if the fingers had to caress the clouds.
00:53:49How are you, Santiago?
00:53:53Santi.
00:53:55Diego doesn't improve your communication skills, does he?
00:53:58The one who should be here is Diego.
00:54:00I saw him today looking very unwell, very distressed.
00:54:03That.
00:54:03And this one that just came by my house.
00:54:04What have you done to him, Santiago?
00:54:07Leave me alone, lady.
00:54:08He's already talking to you, professor.
00:54:10I'm so excited, Candela.
00:54:11I can't wait for my daughter to come back.
00:54:13To bring some order to this family.
00:54:16Let's go for the lotus flower position.
00:54:19Slowly.
00:54:21Breathing.
00:54:22Yeah.
00:54:24Santiago.
00:54:25The lotus flower.
00:54:26Santiago.
00:54:28Lotus flower.
00:54:28Okay.
00:54:32Come on, sit down.
00:54:35Bend your little legs.
00:54:37That is.
00:54:38Your hands.
00:54:42Come on, find that spot, relax.
00:54:46Any problem?
00:54:47Yes, no, I can't find this anymore.
00:54:50Okay.
00:54:51You move your legs forward.
00:54:52Forward.
00:54:53You open up a little more.
00:54:54There.
00:54:55Your little shovels.
00:54:58You're looking for the point.
00:54:59The point, the point.
00:55:00Blank mind.
00:55:01Blank mind.
00:55:02That's it, blank mind.
00:55:03Blank mind.
00:55:07And Doña Gregoria was being a pain in the neck.
00:55:09And my brother was bogged down with the kids.
00:55:11With the tavern.
00:55:12And on top of that, I left him stranded.
00:55:13Okay.
00:55:14I have to look out for myself.
00:55:16Blank mind.
00:55:17Blank mind.
00:55:18I'm leaving him alone, damn it.
00:55:20Also in my family.
00:55:21What the hell?
00:55:22We've always been shoulder to shoulder in everything.
00:55:23Blank mind.
00:55:24Damn it...
00:55:25What the hell?
00:55:26What the hell?
00:55:26What the hell?
00:55:27Well.
00:55:28Fuck it!
00:55:29Man!
00:55:30It's over!
00:55:30So many applications!
00:55:31It's ruining him!
00:55:33Out!
00:55:34Okay, Santiago, what are you doing?
00:55:35Are you leaving?
00:55:35Leave!
00:55:36Yeah.
00:55:37Man.
00:55:39Nothing to be done, daughter.
00:55:40Nothing to do.
00:55:44Ma'am, I'm explaining it to you.
00:55:45The coffee maker is fixed.
00:55:47There is no sound.
00:55:48In other words, it's fixed.
00:55:49Good morning, Daria.
00:55:50Yes, good morning.
00:55:52Paquillo, give me two coffees, mate.
00:55:54With lots of caffeine and very hot, okay?
00:55:55Wow, the family looks great coming in, huh?
00:55:58It looks like I just came from cleaning Prestis.
00:56:00Less joking around, we've been working all damn night.
00:56:02Come on, let's go.
00:56:03Let's see, Doña Gregoria, the coffee maker is fixed.
00:56:06So, you...
00:56:06You can't hear her, can you?
00:56:07Well, it's fixed and I've also applied for a building permit.
00:56:09He doesn't see it here.
00:56:10Building permit, huh?
00:56:11We all have the right to rest.
00:56:13And that coffee maker keeps me up at night.
00:56:16Not even their screams, which you have to see.
00:56:17What a scandal last night!
00:56:19Last night the walls creaked.
00:56:21So much fuss!
00:56:22Okay, that's enough, that's enough, ma'am.
00:56:24The coffee maker is fixed.
00:56:27Fixed!
00:56:27You hear what you want to hear.
00:56:29And the discussion ended at twelve.
00:56:31At twelve o'clock!
00:56:32As mandated by municipal ordinances.
00:56:38Don't worry, Doña Gregoria, now...
00:56:40Peaceful.
00:56:43Didn't you have the day off today?
00:56:53Yes, but you know I get bored, just wandering around alone.
00:56:58No, yesterday...
00:56:59I was like a beast yesterday.
00:57:02And it's true that I'm egging you on.
00:57:04Come on, please forgive me, it's true that I'm to blame for your attack.
00:57:08Well, you'll get yours soon.
00:57:11I'm a troublemaker.
00:57:12Just like our father, may he rest in peace.
00:57:15And neither yoga nor anything else can fix this.
00:57:18So this is what it is.
00:57:20And what I told you about the family, well, man, I went completely crazy and...
00:57:23I'm not thinking, damn it, whether you've changed her diapers more times than I have, for fuck's sake.
00:57:28No, that...
00:57:31That's true, isn't it?
00:57:34No, it's just that...
00:57:36This business of words that don't...
00:57:40Come here, come on, come here.
00:57:46When are we going to start kissing girls?
00:57:48That's later.
00:57:50First we have to play it.
00:57:52Basically, the baker's daughter, who is the only one who lets them.
00:57:55The only one that has where you win.
00:57:57There, there, there.
00:57:57It's a game shin.
00:57:59And why should we blindfold ourselves?
00:58:02Well, I'm lucky enough to be paired with Bruno.
00:58:06I don't care whoever I get.
00:58:07Yes, well, whoever touches my brain gets a slap.
00:58:10So, what have you come for?
00:58:12Well, I'm going to support my friend.
00:58:13Come on, I'm sure you'll like the new one too.
00:58:15No, no, no.
00:58:19Okay, please.
00:58:22Okay, when I say 'now,' you'll take off your blindfolds.
00:58:25We need to recognize each other, but without cheating, okay?
00:58:29Stand, set, go.
00:58:38Very good.
00:58:38Hello.
00:59:04Marcos, what?
00:59:05What? What's going on?
00:59:06What? What's wrong?
00:59:07Nothing for me.
00:59:07What's happening?
00:59:10Okay.
00:59:17Eva, she's gotten me into such a mess...
00:59:21Yeah, don't tell me.
00:59:23Have you hooked up with Lurditas?
00:59:27No no.
00:59:32The thing is...
00:59:33I threw...
00:59:35I pushed that guy's car into a ravine.
00:59:37What have you done?
00:59:39Raquel's car?
00:59:43Marcos.
00:59:43Well, when we threw it away it wasn't his, it wasn't his.
00:59:47I mean, it belonged to her ex, but that was the day before yesterday.
00:59:49I mean, no, what we wanted was to scare the guy, right?
00:59:52Come on, we wanted to puncture his tires and stuff, but the car was unlocked, we got inside and we kind of lost it and besides, I let myself be convinced, come on.
01:00:01The thing is, I'm an idiot and these things only happen to me.
01:00:05Don't laugh, I can see it's not funny at all.
01:00:07So...
01:00:08I mean, but...
01:00:08I mean, but...
01:00:08So, it's that...
01:00:10Besides, the thing is...
01:00:12It's the only thing that's saved him from divorce, I mean...
01:00:15I mean, he also has debts and a child.
01:00:18Damn, Marcos.
01:00:20And I'll go and push his car off a cliff, I mean...
01:00:23But, but, dude, you're way off base, how can you do something like that?
01:00:26So, what are you thinking about?
01:00:28Because the guy, this guy, beats him up.
01:00:30What, what?
01:00:32He hits her.
01:00:34Have you seen the gap that Raquel has here?
01:00:36That idiot was a real jerk.
01:00:38Wait a minute, are you sure about that?
01:00:42Fuck.
01:00:46Raquel, it's just not...
01:00:48Raquel doesn't deserve this.
01:00:53I don't know, Marcos...
01:00:57Well, when...
01:00:58When you wrecked his car, you thought it belonged to his ex, right?
01:01:03Well, yes, man, that...
01:01:04If I know it belongs to Raquel, I mean, how am I going to do that?
01:01:08Already.
01:01:09Well...
01:01:12I don't know, for me...
01:01:15I wouldn't mind if you did something like that for me.
01:01:19Well, you or anyone.
01:01:20I mean, that someone would do something like that for me.
01:01:23You think?
01:01:28Yeah.
01:01:29So what do I do?
01:01:30Should I tell him?
01:01:32You're very much in love, aren't you?
01:01:37I would take the risk.
01:01:43Thank you.
01:01:43It doesn't matter, mother.
01:01:44Thank you so much.
01:01:45It doesn't matter.
01:01:45It doesn't matter.
01:01:53Thank you.
01:01:56Come on, come here.
01:02:01But what did I tell you?
01:02:02What did I tell you?
01:02:04What is your sister, Garrulo?
01:02:05What is your sister?
01:02:06Oh my God.
01:02:06Bye, Dad.
01:02:06Bye.
01:02:07Bye.
01:02:07Bye.
01:02:07Bye.
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01:02:34Bye.
01:02:35But what, but what, but what are you doing? But what are you doing? But what are you doing?
01:02:43But Dad, this really isn't what it seems. This part of the house is going to be a convent and...
01:03:09The word "sex" is not pronounced because it doesn't exist; the word was a mistake.
01:03:15I didn't want to base it on Tete, of course, it's just that you said sex is beautiful and natural
01:03:34I said it, I said it, I said yes, well now I say the opposite, I say the opposite, it's neither beautiful nor natural nor
01:03:40milk in my nabri no also I want to tell you one thing please remember we are a family
01:03:45We are a family and you are brothers, you are brothers here, the kisses are over.
01:03:54Hugs and cuddles are over, period. But what are you saying? There's more to it? There's more!
01:03:59Things from now on in this house everyone showers with cold water but dad is
01:04:07When I shower with cold water I get a cough, your case is different, so keep quiet about his case
01:04:11Different for now, I'm working for now, I'll explain why later, for now more things, the doors of the
01:04:18All the rooms are closed and there's a turn to go to the bathroom, help, yes, and that's it, and there's no more turn for
01:04:23Don't give me any more excuses, I'm fed up with talking about this. Bring me the car and the report.
01:04:51It's already done, you have to bring me the car, okay? We're talking about the same thing.
01:04:56Seriously, enough already. Look for yourself, do whatever you want. I'm tired of it.
01:05:00Yes, listen, it cut out, it cut out, forgive me, she doesn't know anything, I'm fed up with arguing with my ex, it's just that
01:05:14He's such a jerk, I don't know what to do anymore. Tell me the truth, it's not that. Did he do this to you?
01:05:23Yes, the gap, yes, but what are you saying, Marcos? Let's see, my ex is an idiot, but he's never bothered me.
01:05:29The hand on you and that he dares, I don't know, no, he didn't hit you, of course not, seriously, did you think this
01:05:39I had done it.
01:05:39I have to tell you something that, well, you're going to understand even less now, is that I've made it so that
01:05:58Something, but it has an explanation, it has an explanation, it's that sometimes by trying, sometimes
01:06:06By trying to fix one thing you end up breaking another, and well, I mean, all I wanted was to protect you
01:06:09because I couldn't stand the idea of your ex hitting you and I showed a little bit of my
01:06:15hands and the damage, I don't know if you'll be able to forgive me, Raquel. What have you damaged? What do I have to...
01:06:24Forgive? I don't understand anything, Marcos. The car, the car, what? What? What's wrong? Not your ex's car, your ex's car.
01:06:41There it is, there it is, there's the car! My car? Wow! Did you see it? Yes, I saw it and I noticed it, but
01:06:52Thank goodness he brought it to me because the fuss I made over him was unbelievable!
01:06:59Marcos
01:07:00That's intense!
01:07:03Marcos
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01:08:11Marcos
01:08:13Neither daughter, nor daughter, nor daughter. I haven't felt anything either, nothing at all.
01:08:17So, everything's forgotten, right?
01:08:20Forgotten and erased.
01:08:22Good.
01:08:23Good.
01:08:27Yes, yes.
01:08:35Good.
01:08:39Okay, I'll leave you two alone, alright?
01:08:41Hello.
01:08:42Hello.
01:08:43I think it's going to get cooler, huh?
01:08:53Yes, the temperatures have dropped, yes.
01:08:57Hey, what...
01:08:58Good.
01:09:02Dude, I really appreciate the car.
01:09:06And, well, I'm sorry for saying all that I said to you.
01:09:10Okay, fine.
01:09:12What are colleagues for?
01:09:13To insult each other, right?
01:09:15And to make milk from time to time.
01:09:18Yeah, you're right, man.
01:09:20If all this car stuff...
01:09:22It's a mess.
01:09:23For shit?
01:09:24Chucky's, dude.
01:09:26Don't talk to me, don't talk to me, man.
01:09:28You don't know what it was like going in there to clean that place up, do you?
01:09:30I threw up twice.
01:09:32Some arches.
01:09:33Dude, don't talk to me.
01:09:34Dude, don't talk to me.
01:09:35Disgusting, really.
01:09:40That?
01:09:42Are we colleagues?
01:09:42Hey, you washed your hands, man, after cleaning up Chucky.
01:09:53Thank you, man.
01:09:54Hey, man, now that we're buddies...
01:09:56Leave me some money.
01:09:59With the bodywork repairs and everything, man, I'm going to go without getting paid for at least 20 years.
01:10:04Yes, I can't leave because I can't find my wallet.
01:10:06Hey, I don't know where I put it...
01:10:08The wallet.
01:10:11The ones in your wallet?
01:10:13This wallet?
01:10:15The one you've lost?
01:10:18Well...
01:10:19I was in my ex's car.
01:10:24I have to go, man, because I'm not going to make it in the end, and if I don't make it, I can't.
01:10:30Goodbye, ma.
01:10:34AND?
01:10:37It's just not...
01:10:38No, that's not my wallet, so...
01:10:40No, it's not your wallet.
01:10:41Your ID card is there and everything, right?
01:10:43Can you explain it to me?
01:10:45Look, we thought your husband was hitting you, right?
01:10:50Because of the...
01:10:50And of course, we took his car.
01:10:52I don't know, maybe I was trying to scare her and I must have dropped a wallet inside, but of course.
01:10:56Finally, a scare, with all the silliness and...
01:10:58No, the car fell down a ravine.
01:11:00The car...
01:11:01But anyway, it's...
01:11:02What did you drop?
01:11:04Listen.
01:11:05But...
01:11:05But that's impossible.
01:11:07No, well, we've already fixed it, that's why you haven't noticed anything, but still...
01:11:13Marcos, you're as crazy as a goat.
01:11:17I don't know whether to thank you or punch you.
01:11:19We thought he was hitting you.
01:11:29Did you know?
01:11:44Did you know?
01:11:44That no one had ever done anything so absurd or so beautiful for me.
01:12:02Okay, I'm leaving.
01:12:06Your wallet.
01:12:07No, it already is.
01:12:07Go on, go on, go on, go on.
01:12:18Go ahead, go ahead.
01:12:20Go ahead, go ahead.
01:12:21Dale.
01:12:21Go ahead, go ahead.
01:12:22I fell for it!
01:12:24Da, ween!
01:12:25Arri!
01:12:26He loves you!
01:12:27Almi!
01:12:27Damn it, damn it, you're blind! You're all screwed up, you clown! Shame on you!
01:12:32What a disgrace! What a bunch of wimps!
01:12:36One billion a year! On what?
01:12:38I bet you can't even handle the eggs!
01:12:39Fiti, Santi, he's blowing the final whistle, he's blowing the whistle…
01:12:42Hey! If you whistle, I'll break your horns, you bastard!
01:12:46Yes, yes, yes! Again! Again!
01:12:51It's always the same, damn it, it's always the same, they're playing with people's hopes.
01:12:57I can't stay like this for long, okay? My hernia is going to pop out!
01:13:02Shut up, man! Shut up! Shut up! A blank mind is a blank mind!
01:13:06No thinking! No thinking, huh?
01:13:09Do you understand or not? You have to relax! Relax!
01:13:12Yes, yes, yes! Okay, fine, come on.
01:13:16Hey, Santi, I'm getting a bit carried away, and when are we going to do that thing...
01:13:19Om! That one from... Om! Not a chance, man!
01:13:23You need to relax! Don't you understand? Don't you understand?
01:13:25A blank mind is a blank mind! There is nothing blank!
01:13:28There is no thinking! There is no speaking! There is... nothing but breathing!
01:13:32Okay, okay.
01:13:32State!
01:13:33Yes, yes, yes.
01:13:33Come on, come on!
01:13:35Come on!
01:13:40Damn, that's just... What a goal they scored on us, man!
01:13:43What do you want to keep quiet about? Huh? What do you want to keep quiet about?
01:13:46It clears your mind! Huh?
01:13:48Are we in or out?
01:13:50Blank mind, damn it! Blank mind, blank mind!
01:13:53Come on!
01:13:53Come on!
01:13:56Come on!
01:13:59Santi, I'm having a terrible time! My nose is running, too!
01:14:02What am I supposed to do in the milk now?!
01:14:03Either you shut up or I'll get you!
01:14:05We are?
01:14:05You have no fucking idea!
01:14:07We need to relax, damn it!
01:14:09Relax, you don't understand!
01:14:10You don't know, you don't know!
01:14:12Since you don't know, I can't!
01:14:14But go to hell!
01:14:15Fuck it!
01:14:16Have your pal relax!
01:14:18Fuck off already, man!
01:14:20You have no fucking idea!
01:14:21I haven't a fucking idea!
01:14:23Open it!
01:14:27So what? They say this is relaxing?
01:14:29Don't mess with me!
01:14:30Is he a mountain man or not?
01:14:43Yes, I'm from the mountains!
01:14:44And when time passed
01:14:46Disillusioned
01:14:49I couldn't wait any longer.
01:14:51It's like a flan, isn't it?
01:14:53Yes, like...
01:14:54I have to accept it.
01:14:57There will be no sign or place
01:15:00And that's because you simply
01:15:02You're the girl next door
01:15:05To make love, you have to come and see everything
01:15:08It depends on your age, and the table you have.
01:15:10Meanwhile, the two
01:15:11We have glances for breakfast every morning
01:15:16A grand finale!
01:15:18I want one of those
01:15:19Meanwhile, the two
01:15:22We are lost reflections in your window
01:15:27Being the girl next door
01:15:30Being the girl next door
01:15:40Thank you so much
01:16:10Thanks for watching the video.
01:16:40And when time passed, disillusioned, I could no longer wait.
01:16:47It's like a flan, isn't it?
01:16:49Yes, like a flan.
01:16:50I have to accept it, there will be no signal or place.
01:16:56Because you're just the girl next door.
01:17:01To be love, you have to strip yourself of everything.
01:17:03It depends on your age and the table you have.
01:17:05Meanwhile, the two of us had breakfast with glances every morning.
01:17:12A grand finale.
01:17:13I want to have it in the middle of all that.
01:17:15Meanwhile, we are both lost reflections in your window.
01:17:24Being the girl next door.
01:17:27Being the girl next door.
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