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00:02I bet she's a total master at mental math.
00:05Who's a what now?
00:06NaNo, the transfer student.
00:12A robot like her would have a calculator function or something, right?
00:16What are you talking about?
00:17There's no way that she's a robot.
00:19Come on, it's so obvious what that thing's sticking out of her.
00:22Huh, the key in her back is your only piece of evidence?
00:26You're jumping to conclusions.
00:27Oh, hang on, just hear me out on this one.
00:31If she is a robot, that'd be dope.
00:34And it'd also be...
00:36I have no idea what that means, but you're sure excited.
00:39I think I'm gonna officially start investigating to see if NaNo is a for real robot.
00:43Hold on, isn't that going too far?
00:45It's no prob.
00:47I've come up with a foolproof plan.
00:57Hey!
00:59Hey!
00:59Shiaimashop, Keep me a best best friend
01:04Just to f'zake, damn it
01:06Shiaingもっと
01:07f'zake返してくるLan
01:09lan lan居心地行ったりゃあらしないWhy
01:15?嫌な事あったってLan lan lanそこ忘れちゃうんだLan
01:19lan lanいつだってジャンジャンやりましょう24時間いっしょでも問題ないまるで2日か親子かプロサイム
01:30It's a free event.
01:31It's a free event.
01:32When the wake up,
01:33converged to me
01:34or when I was in the wake up,
01:38I'd have to know them all as close to me.
01:40You can't wake us back around.
01:47You're exactly right now.
01:49I'm so happy, too.
01:54You can't wake up with a »Nanana«.
01:56Yabai shinkuro
01:57Itsuho ozawagi
01:58Daari gokinja meewa
02:00Ima naji
02:01Edole yodore
02:02Makinja meewa
02:03Odee nooshida
02:06Konjo injo nante yuka saito
02:08Adekona yukete mo tomodachi
02:10Jojo yujo vajimajikai-chan
02:14Cha-cha-ra-cha-ra-cha-chan
02:26That's three thousand two hundred and sixty plus two sixty then divided by three twenty
02:30Hm?
02:32Well, uh, if I were to follow the order of operations...
02:37It sure is a thinker
02:40Maybe you should calculate this one
02:42Are you kidding me? That was your big idea?
02:45That's a toffee
02:47If you don't mind, I'd like to use something special
02:49A bite!
02:52The line snapped!
02:54Okay, first things first
02:55We'll need to start by wiping the slate completely clean
02:58She's legit using it!
02:59Here goes
03:01One
03:01Two
03:03Three
03:03She's like
03:04Like a
03:04Like a she's a like
03:05A total noob!
03:07Alright
03:08Take three thousand two hundred and sixty and...
03:10What happened to using the abacus?
03:13What?
03:14Hey, pull it together!
03:15What happened to her?
03:17How you holding up?
03:19Don't worry about me
03:20I just crumbled under the weight of my ambitions
03:22I told you right from the get-go that she wasn't a robot girl, didn't I?
03:27Any way I can help?
03:29I could offer you a drink
03:37This is it!
03:39It's the sacred chalice!
03:43Could it be?
03:44Show me!
03:45Show me the oil!
03:46Oh!
03:47What a surprise!
03:49You can't!
03:51Oh!
03:52It's not!
03:55Hey there!
03:59Here
04:04She threw a fastball!
04:06Oil?
04:07For you
04:09Oh!
04:09Oh!
04:10That's so nice!
04:11I appreciate the gesture
04:17You can have this too
04:19Oh!
04:29Careful!
04:29A monkey wrench!
04:31Wow!
04:32Thanks a bunch!
04:33I needed one of these
04:34To eat?
04:35Another strike!
04:40Alright you two!
04:41I think now's a good time to chill the heck out!
04:44Can't you see that she's uncomfortable?
04:47It's skinship
04:49Yeah!
04:50We just wanted to be friends with you
04:52Seriously?
04:53There's no way she'll be your friend if you keep freaking her out like that!
04:56I'm sorry
04:57That's better
04:59Hey!
05:00I'm not bothered so don't worry
05:01You sure?
05:03Oh!
05:04That's right!
05:05The soup!
05:05I'll help myself if no one else wants it
05:07Would you look at that?
05:09I guess things are all good then
05:10She's obviously trying to be nice
05:11Did I lose a tooth?
05:12If you try putting yourself in her shoes, how would you feel?
05:21Cut it out already
05:53I need to know
05:55How did such a highly advanced technology come to be?
05:59That transfer student who just started here has a strange demeanor
06:03In addition to that bizarre key
06:06Well, no matter how you slice it
06:09She absolutely has to be a robot
06:12Why was such an innovative piece of tech being kept secret?
06:16And why is she attending our plain little high school of all places?
06:20I want to know
06:22I need to know
06:23For science
06:25Once I do
06:26That robot will be mine
06:33Oh
06:34Pardon the intrusion
06:36But I brought the textbooks you asked me to get, Miss Nakamura
06:39She came
06:40Now I must act, post haste
06:42All done
06:43If you'll excuse me, I'll be going
06:45One moment, Miss Shinoname
06:47So, uh
06:48Would you like a cup of coffee before you go?
06:51Huh?
06:51No
06:51I would hate to be a bother
06:53Oh, come on
06:54Don't be such a stick in the mud
06:55You can think of this as a thank you
06:57Here, I just brewed a fresh beaker
06:59Get it while it's hot
07:04One cup won't hurt me
07:05Let's see what happens if I add a little something to calm her down
07:08Way down
07:09For science, of course
07:10If there are no results, I'll resort to my trusty Mr. Short Circuit
07:14Again
07:14For science
07:16Here you go
07:17Thanks so much
07:19It smells really good
07:32Why'd I drink it?
07:35Why'd I drink it?
07:42Bite it?
07:44Hang in there?
07:49Well, uh
07:50I'm gonna head out now
07:52Wait
07:53Come back
07:55I need to study you
07:58For science
08:02Hey, did you hear?
08:04Miss Nakamura the science teacher passed out
08:06Oh wow, she sure does that a lot, doesn't she?
08:21Today was pretty stressful
08:22There were one too many close calls
08:25But my classmates seem really nice
08:28I hope we can all be friends someday
08:30Take this
08:32Rocket Punch
08:35Jabouuuu
08:36No!
08:38No!
08:39I'll take my robot's maximum power!
08:42No!
08:44No!
08:46No!
08:47No!
08:48No!
08:49No!
08:49No!
08:50No!
08:50No!
08:53Huckase!
08:54Huckase!
08:55Huckase!
08:56Na-no!
08:56Good to have you back!
08:58Ha!
08:58Na-no!
08:59Good to have you back!
09:00Huh?
09:01Why did you just say the same thing twice?
09:04You know what?
09:05Never mind that for now.
09:07I wanted to ask you to take this key off of me!
09:12But why?
09:13What do you mean why?
09:15It's negatively impacting my school life!
09:17I can never sit back properly in my chair!
09:19Students look at me weird and one even filmed me!
09:22I've been able to get by so far, but I don't know if that'll last.
09:26That key's so cute though!
09:28But can't you see that as long as I have it stuck on my back,
09:30the other kids are never going to treat me like a normal girl?
09:33It'll help make you popular!
09:35I want to be normal!
09:37And I want to have an ordinary high school life, so...
09:43Huh?
09:45Oh, no!
09:47Oh, no!
09:55Huh!
09:56Oh, no!
09:59Oh, no!
10:03Uh!
10:03Oh, no!
10:09Woo-hoo...
10:10Why?
10:11I never asked to have these crazy features.
10:13I never asked to have these crazy features!
10:14At least my hand didn't come off at school.
10:16What's the big deal if everyone finds out that you're a robot?
10:20People will think that I'm not cute because everyone knows that robots aren't cute.
10:25But robots are the cutest!
10:27They're not even the littlest bit cute!
10:29They are!
10:30Is this gun barrel cute?
10:32Yeah, it is!
10:33And what about the USB drive in my big toe?
10:35Adorable!
10:36Even the sweet buns in my forehead?
10:38I said it's cute!
10:40Yeah?
10:40I say you're a mad scientist!
10:42I said it's cute!
10:47I just want to live an ordinary high school life!
11:10Oh!
11:13Oh!
11:14Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:16Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:29Oh!
11:30Oh!
11:31Oh!
11:31Oh!
11:31Sorry, I'm late, fellas!
11:32That's how we perform the observation.
11:35I thought you'd never have.
11:47Three, two, one.
12:03Fwakwak! Fwakwak! Fwakwak! Fwakwak! Fwakwak! Fwakwak!
12:08Fwakwak! Fwakwak!
12:15Hey there! It's me, Daifuku! And I'm Cheep!
12:19Get your Daifuku here!
12:22Mr. Naka Nojo, I hope you're doing well.
12:25Mr. Naka Nojo!
12:32Mr. Naka Nojo, don't talk!
12:34Mr. Naka Nojo, don't talk!
12:41I'm sorry, but I can't help it. I get so worked up when I wear this mask.
12:46I put my entire heart in soda!
12:53What did I say about speaking?
12:57Okay, mistakes may have been made, and I might have taken things too far, but that's science for you.
13:03I can't underestimate that robot. It's gonna take all I have to bring her in and study her.
13:08Enter Mr. Short Circuit, my trusty robot disabling device that's never failed me because I've never used it.
13:14I'm positive that this will do the trick. Why else would I call it trusty?
13:20Time is of the essence.
13:55Run away!
13:56Uh, Miss Nakamura?
14:03Hold on. What's this?
14:04You need to fasten that top button of yours, mister.
14:07Would you just leave me alone? I can have it unbuttoned if I want.
14:11No way. You need to do what your student counselor says.
14:14Seriously? You're playing the counselor card?
14:16Yes, I am. Come here so I can button you.
14:18I can do it myself. Don't embarrass me like that.
14:25What's going on?
14:29I can't count on you to fix this, so I'll just do it for you, Mako.
14:33Hey, back off!
14:34Wait, Mako?
14:36Come here.
14:37What are you doing manhandling me like that?
14:39I said back off!
14:40Hold still, I'll fix you up so you can go to class.
14:45Manhandling? I'll fix you up!
14:47No, cut it out!
14:49Hey, just stop groping me, would you?
14:56Groping?
15:01What kind of relationship do these two have?
15:04What do you know? Problem solved.
15:05Okay, see ya.
15:07Got places to be.
15:08Hold on a sec.
15:09Are you afraid everyone will make fun of you
15:10for being dressed so sloppy like that?
15:12I'm sloppy?
15:13You're the one who dresses sloppy at home all the time, you know?
15:16At home?
15:18Does she wear a sloppy dress?
15:23Sloppy dress at home!
15:25Oh yeah!
15:25Wait, that doesn't make sense!
15:27When would a Chinese dress ever be considered sloppy?
15:30Am I dumb or something?
15:31How could I possibly be a teacher and be that's stupid?
15:34I've got to pull myself together!
15:35Think, what counts as being sloppy in a normal sense?
15:40Dressing like this?
15:42Enough!
15:43Stop it, you idiot!
15:45Are you finished?
15:46I'm out of here.
15:47You didn't fix your buttons!
15:50The life of a goodie cat!
15:52Check him out!
16:10You idiot!
16:11Are you finished?
16:12I'm out of here.
16:13You didn't fix your buttons!
16:15I've got to follow!
16:17Mr. Takasaki!
16:18We found Naka Nojo unconscious on the floor of the science room!
16:21No!
16:23We need you to come help, like, right now!
16:25Wait a second!
16:26It's too loud!
16:35Okay, now listen up.
16:37Yeah?
16:38I'm sure Naka Nojo is fine!
16:42That's right!
16:43He's probably just napping!
16:46But I look at his eyes and they're all white in hell!
16:51Fill them in!
16:54I'll give it a shot!
16:57Don't do that!
17:00Look over there!
17:01Give me the loud end on this business!
17:03It's my sworn duty as a teacher to stop this kind of illicit relationship!
17:07It's more important than, uh, you know, get what I mean?
17:11You mean Miss Sakurai and her little brother over there?
17:14Let's go!
17:15Okay!
17:16Prepare yourself!
17:22There's no time to waste!
17:24After all, I am a teacher!
17:29Hey, it's this way!
17:33Ha!
17:34Ha!
17:35Ha!
17:37Ha!
17:39Ha!
17:39Ha!
17:40Ha!
17:42Ha!
17:43Ha!
17:43Ha!
17:44Ha!
17:55Ha!
18:08Next stop, Tokisadame Station, Northgate.
18:13A stop has been requested.
18:14Ha!
18:15Ha!
18:15Ha!
18:15Ha!
18:16Ha!
18:16That's not even close to your stop, dude!
18:18Yeah, but it's so fun to push the buttons every time!
18:21Ha!
18:21Ha!
18:21Ha!
18:21You pushed the last one, too, right?
18:23And no one even noticed, because someone had to get off anyway!
18:26So I guess you're actually helping them out, then.
18:28Oh, look!
18:29Someone needed to get off again!
18:30Hey!
18:30You're welcome!
18:32Ha!
18:32Ha!
18:32Ha!
18:33Ha!
18:36Ha!
18:36Ha!
18:37Ha!
18:37Ha!
18:37Ha!
18:37Ha!
18:47Ha!
18:56HAKASE! HAKASE!
18:58Ah, Nano, good to have you back.
19:00Listen, I think it's about time to take this key off of my back.
19:04It's starting to cause more and more problems in my daily school activities.
19:08We did the high jump in gym class today, and I could only belly roll over it.
19:11And during soccer, I got put on the bench because I fouled a kid with my key.
19:15Okay, I can take it.
19:17What?
19:22If you were so willing, you should have told me earlier.
19:24I gotcha. I'll take it right now if you want.
19:27Not a day goes by that I don't wish to have this thing off my body.
19:31But now, I can finally start my new life as a normal high school girl.
19:35If you don't mind, I'd like to get this key taken right away.
19:41She, uh...
19:42HAKASE, don't tell me you're...
19:44I took it!
19:46HAKASE, don't tell me you're...
19:48I feel betrayed.
19:50Why?
19:50I thought you meant you were gonna remove my key, not take a picture of it.
19:54Oops, my bad.
19:55So, are you ever gonna take off my key for real?
19:59Let's see.
20:08I got it up to here with your silly gags.
20:11Will you do it or will you not do it?
20:14Calm down.
20:15I can do it.
20:16I've taken more than my fair share of keys in my life.
20:19So taking one more key like yours is gonna be a snap.
20:22Poin, poin, poin, poin, poin, poin!
20:52Shibibi!
20:53Shibibi!
20:54Shibibi!
20:55Shibibi!
20:55Shibibi!
20:56Why would you give me such a bizarre and obnoxious feature?
20:59What is even the point of it anyway?
21:01I thought it would be funny.
21:04Um...
21:04No!
21:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
21:11This is it.
21:12This is how I'm gonna die and it's gonna be awful.
21:15See how much fun we're having?
21:16I'm not having any fun!
21:19All right then.
21:20Forget about the key for a second.
21:21Please just remove this funny bone feature.
21:23That'll be a hundred gags.
21:25Oh!
21:39Please.
21:52What am I supposed to do?
22:24Oh
22:25Oh
23:19This takes every last ounce of my strength
23:27I'm oil people say I'm slippery, but I can't really blame them
23:30That's just who I am my boss bars me all the time, but you're not the boss at me
23:34So hands off the next episode of my ordinary life is episode 16 look forward to it
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