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00:04What's up, Yuko?
00:06I've got zero motivation.
00:08You serious right now?
00:10But we, like, just started a new semester.
00:12Think of the possibilities.
00:14I'm sure you'll find something that gets you motivated if you get the ball rolling.
00:18I can barely roll out of bed, let alone roll a ball.
00:21How am I supposed to find the motivation to be motivated, huh?
00:25A motive for motivation.
00:27Hmm.
00:28How about you just do it, Kishu?
00:36It must be nice to be a complete idiot.
00:46Hakase, it's about time to get out of bed.
00:54There we go.
00:58Hmm.
01:04Morning.
01:05What you got there?
01:06It's a fish that I'm grilling up for this morning's breakfast.
01:10Fish?
01:10But I want a rice omelet.
01:12But you had that for breakfast yesterday.
01:14Besides, fish are packed with essential vitamins and minerals.
01:18If you want to grow up to be big and strong, you need to have a balanced diet.
01:27Um, excuse me, do you mind returning our breakfast?
01:34No, this isn't what it looks like.
01:35It's definitely not a robotic component or anything.
01:38You see, it's a...
01:40He's gone!
01:45Come back, you crazy cat!
01:48Okay, bye!
01:53Come to think of it, what if the cat needs that food more than we do?
01:57No!
01:58No!
02:01No!
02:02Oh!
02:03Ah!
02:05Ah!
02:05Ah!
02:08Ah!
02:08Ah!
02:33I don't know.
02:3824hrs, you, you, you
02:40Let's go
02:41let's go
02:42let's go
02:43let's go
02:46yeah, yeah
02:49what?
02:59Yeah
03:05system
03:05Koglo, haji-mete-pa-ya
03:10Make sure you are dead
03:14Kieuze-chon-gale-sha-da koi-koko-ro
03:17A-chu-ba-ta haka-da-maka-ka
03:20Pa-pa-pa-pa-ka-na-te-ga-furu-er-so
03:23A-chu-wa-ta-gui-u-ú-a-ra-ra-ra-ra
03:25Y-ya-ya-cha-ta-kai-wa-kami-ma-fuhri
03:28Hima-bui-chi-mok-ma-mi-mo-mama
03:30Kimimino-himi-no-ki-mo-chi-sti-ti-ta-ay-ro
03:35I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:39I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
04:03Huh.
04:07Hi, good to see you, Mio. Salamat pagi.
04:09Oh, hi, Yuko. It's nice to see you, too.
04:12You think it's okay if I don't have my student ID because I forgot it today?
04:16Wait, did she miss that I greeted her in Melee?
04:18I hope some upperclassman doesn't notice and call me out.
04:21If one does, you can just say you're an upperclassman, too, and they'll have no idea without your ID.
04:26That won't solve anything. I guarantee you.
04:30Hmm? That sounded like thunder. The sky's so clear.
04:33It might start pouring any second.
04:35It'd suck if we got rained on out of nowhere.
04:39It's raining wooden dolls.
04:41Whoa! Are you all right?
04:44How does that fall from the sky?
04:47Yeah, that's super weird. I wonder where it even came from.
04:50I'm just as confused as you are.
04:52But don't worry. I bet something as crazy as this only happens once in a girl's lifetime.
04:56You know, it's like a freak accident, right?
04:59Yeah, totally.
05:00That must mean I'm lucky.
05:05I'm not lucky at all.
05:07You doing okay down there?
05:11It happened again with a red cow this time.
05:13What does it mean?
05:15You know, maybe it's not about luck at all.
05:17Sometimes bad things happen, but it could be worse.
05:20At least I wasn't hit by something that's disgusting like raw meat,
05:23so as long as that doesn't happen, it's really not that bad.
05:34It's raw salmon!
05:43Good morning.
05:44Good morning.
05:45Oh, hey-o.
05:50Morning.
05:51Good morning to you.
05:56Oh, hey.
05:57Good morning, Mai.
05:58Selamat, baggy.
06:00Good morning.
06:01That looks interesting. What you got there?
06:03This is a real estate magazine.
06:06What? Are you looking to buy a house?
06:08Undecided.
06:10My awesome, unique greeting gets ignored yet again.
06:14Oh, well.
06:14I guess I have no choice but to put this short-lived phrase to rest.
06:19Yuko.
06:21Selamat malam.
06:29Silly Mai, it's still in my baggy.
06:32What language are they speaking?
06:35It's time for homeroom. Take your seats.
06:42Okay, when I arrived at school today, I found this inside my shoe locker.
06:47Now, did one of you kids put it in there?
06:53Um, well, uh, if you did do it, that's okay.
06:56I would just appreciate if you don't up to it.
06:58Who do you think could have pulled that kind of prank?
07:01It's pretty bonkers, huh?
07:02How am I supposed to know?
07:04I bet you it was a student that has, like, a big crush on her or something.
07:07But who would give their crush a Buddha statue?
07:10Although, I can definitely understand the feeling of wanting to give the person you like a gift,
07:14so I can't really blame them.
07:16Oh, that's right.
07:17It's because you have a crush on that upperclassman, Kojira Sasahara.
07:20Ah! Don't say it out loud!
07:25Where am I? How did I get here?
07:30Ah!
07:38I have to get home.
07:44Hakase is probably worried sick.
07:49Unless I left the grill on, and that's a hazard.
08:02Oh, no. I can't get down.
08:05Wait, my chopsticks are gone.
08:07And I'm missing a slipper.
08:10What do I do?
08:14My hand's gone, too?
08:17Now it'll be obvious that I'm a robot.
08:20What?
08:27Ready?
08:47Thanks for the meal
08:51Hurry, you gotta finish eating your food before 5th period starts
08:55Wait, all you've got left is one sausage
09:00This is all part of my plan to see the very best of my lunch for the grand finale
09:05That way I'm for sure gonna walk away from my meals satisfied
09:10And now without further ado, it's gonna go down the hatch
09:24Yeah
09:50It slipped through!
09:52I got it!
10:06It's done for!
10:07Over my dead body!
10:10One, two, three, four, five
10:24It's okay!
10:27It's totally not!
10:30Ah, chill out, Neo
10:31Haven't you ever heard of the five second rule?
10:34Haven't you ever heard of E. Coli?
10:36That is 100% gross!
10:42Tasty!
10:46She is such a moron
10:56First comes a rock
10:58What's it gonna be?
11:00Rock, paper, scissors, and a one, two, three
11:23Good morning, students!
11:25I hope you're having a wonderful day today!
11:27Now that spring has sprung, it's time to welcome a new school year
11:30But despite the change of seasons, the cold will stay
11:34Though I'm sure the cold will come to a head for me before it does for you!
11:41So please take care that you don't catch a cold
11:44After all, it is my duty as principal to watch over you students
11:48But if you neglect to take my advice to heart, and you do catch a cold, well...
11:54I'd say you might have forgotten to respect your principal's principles!
12:03Can I ask you something, Neo?
12:05Make it quick, we'll get in trouble if they catch us talking
12:07Do you think the principal knows that none of his jokes are funny to anyone but himself?
12:12It's pretty obvious, right?
12:13You'd think he would take the hit when no one laughs like ever
12:16But it seems like he's just in his own little world most of the time
12:18Hmm, I never really thought about it
12:21But wait, what if he does know he's not funny
12:24And he's just trying to teach the younger, lazier generation the importance of persistence?
12:29Possibly
12:30If that's the case, then the principal might actually be some manipulative mastermind!
12:39My?
12:43What's her deal?
12:44Don't tell me she's laughing at those terrible jokes!
12:46Huh?
12:47I've never seen my crack up this much before!
12:50She's totally busting her gut!
12:52Alright, here's my chance!
12:54Ping Mai?
13:00I can't do it!
13:02I wanna tell my own lame joke, but it'll be too embarrassing for me!
13:07Yuko...
13:07Huh?
13:09Sorry...
13:10Never mind...
13:11It's nothing...
13:17I think...
13:19I won't say anything...
13:21I'll just leave if I already is...
13:33Next on the docket we have a necessary message from the student counselor, Ms. Sakurai.
13:38You can step up to the microphone whenever you're ready.
13:42Uh...
13:42I think it's your turn.
13:43It is?
13:45Excuse me?
13:47I was Sakurai your student counselor.
13:50Um...
13:51I guess you knew that already?
13:53Oh man...
13:54It's so nerve-wracking to be in front of such a big crowd!
13:58No...
13:59I've got to pull it together!
14:01It's my job to be a model teacher for my students and myself!
14:04I'm going to go ahead and say what needs to be said!
14:07Alright!
14:09I've noticed that there have been some goats in the school grounds recently!
14:13Please try your best to not bring any goats to school with you if you can help it!
14:18Goats, you say?
14:19And what is so bad about goats?
14:22Huh?
14:23I've read the school policies!
14:25Nowhere does it say that we can't bring a goat to class!
14:32Yo, Mio, was that Kojiro screaming about goats?
14:36What?
14:37Goats?
14:38Where?
14:41I guess goats are perfectly fine!
14:49Like hell your goats are fine!
14:51You don't get to make that call!
14:52Even if it's not in the school rules, it's still weird!
14:55Duly noted.
14:56But consider this, Misato.
14:58Why should someone like me be forced to hobble to school with my own two legs?
15:02I am the eldest son of the Sasahara household, you know.
15:05I don't give a damn about your Sasahara household!
15:08You guys are a bunch of normal farmers!
15:10Regardless, that does not change the fact that I am the eldest son of the family.
15:14For real?
15:15Kojiro comes from a family of ordinary farmers?
15:18And here I thought he was the greatest of all time!
15:21That means the white goat I saw at the bike rack must have belonged to Kojiro!
15:25I can just imagine him riding majestically atop that beautiful steed and whisking me away!
15:40A Happy New Year to me!
15:45I do!
15:53I do!
15:56Also make sure you don't use your cell phones while riding your bikes!
15:59It's extremely dangerous!
16:01And now finally, I discovered this Buddha statue that someone put in my shoe locker this morning!
16:08I just want to point out that breaks like these are unacceptable!
16:11Excuse us, coming through!
16:13A Buddha statue?
16:14Oh gosh, Mai!
16:16Don't stop like that without warning!
16:22There it is again.
16:23So this is what deja vu feels like.
16:26Who put this inside my locker?
16:28I promise I won't be angry if you own up to it!
16:31We could stand here all day until someone raises their hand and confesses!
16:37Who actually did it?
16:38Just say it was you!
16:46Well, I heard it was your birthday through the grapevine, so I wanted to get you some-
16:51I guess I know now that a Buddha statue doesn't exactly make a great gift.
16:58So, it seems as though one thought it would be good to give a present, but a Buddha statue is
17:04not so pleasant.
17:06Sorry!
17:15That concludes today's assembly.
17:17Thank you for your words, and we all miss you dearly, Principle.
17:21VICE PRINCIPLE!
17:27I don't know about you, but staring at this fire alarm button makes me want to push it real bad.
17:31Oh yeah, I get that.
17:34Why don't you just push it?
17:36I did one time and absolutely nothing happened.
17:39Oh!
17:39Really?
17:41A fire?
17:43Seriously?
17:43What do we do?
17:44We can't-
17:45Let's all scramble out of here as fast as we can!
17:49What do you think you're doing?
17:51Quit touching me!
17:52You shoved me first, man!
17:53Are you kidding me?
17:54You're really starting to take me out!
17:57I'm gonna die right now!
17:59Get out of here!
18:00We can just get out later!
18:04Help me take a stand-burn!
18:11Excuse me!
18:12Hey!
18:14Sorry, but what does being insensitive mean?
18:17Excuse me!
18:18Just what does insensitive mean?
18:21Do you have a moment?
18:22Can you explain what insensitive means?
18:25Somebody help me!
18:26Hey!
18:27Oh!
18:28Hi, Captain!
18:29Can you tell me what's insensitive?
18:31Simple!
18:32You are!
18:36Attention!
18:37Could Kojiro Sasaharo Class 2P please report to Tomioka in the faculty room immediately?
18:45We understand that it's not against the school rules.
18:48But really, a goat?
18:50Just why?
18:51I'll ask nicely.
18:53Could you please stop riding a goat to school every day?
18:56Why don't you ride a bike?
18:58Mr...
18:59Tomioka.
19:00Tomioka.
19:01Don't forget the mister.
19:03Alright, mister.
19:04I'd actually prefer it if you'd call him Kojiro Sasahara, not simply goat.
19:14Think I'm gonna stick with goat.
19:20My name is Nono Shinanome.
19:22I'm just your average robot, and I live at home with my creator, Hakase.
19:28Hakase spends every single day inside the house doing all sorts of really important research.
19:34And I spend those days by helping her out in any way that I can.
19:41Hakase, I brought you that warm milk you asked for!
19:46I don't have any special features, but apparently I'm a robot that can feel pain.
19:52Nono, what's the matter?
19:54Hakase, I stubbed my toe!
19:57Little one!
19:59But the pinky is the littlest piggy of them all!
20:03Ah!
20:06There, I fixed it!
20:07You should feel better now!
20:10I don't have any special features, but apparently my pinky toe comes off!
20:20Could you tell me what the key on my back's for?
20:23Oh, have I never wound it up for you?
20:26No, you haven't.
20:27But it spins on its own sometimes.
20:29Give it a little twisty-twist.
20:32Ah!
20:33What's going on?
20:35Ah!
20:39I take it back.
20:41I have all sorts of special features.
20:43You see?
20:44Pretty cool, huh?
20:45So that's it?
20:46That's the only reason I have a key on my back?
20:49That's right!
20:51It really has no additional features other than that?
20:54You got it!
20:55Can you take it off?
20:56No!
20:57I want to leave it on because it looks cute!
21:00I'd really like it if you took it off!
21:03It's so cute, though.
21:04I just wish that I could be more like a normal human.
21:07I'd like to sit in a chair without having to twist weird.
21:10And be able to roll over in bed when I sleep.
21:14But this thing, I'll never be able to go to school.
21:18I would have been better if you had never made me a humanoid robot.
21:23Oh no!
21:28I'm just kidding, Kate!
21:30It's a joke!
21:31Stop crying!
21:32Please!
21:32I'm sorry!
21:34Wait, take it!
21:35Take the Aku Togawa prize!
21:38Wait, what?!
21:39You heard me!
21:40Aku Togawa prize!
21:41This is my ordinary life.
21:43And then, you ____.
21:57I'm not losing my life!
21:59I'm not losing my life!
21:59I'm not losing my life!
21:59I'm not losing my life!
21:59I'm not losing my life!
22:05Because it's a real life!
22:06And the day of our life was my life's laid off!
22:13Next time on My Ordinary Life, it's the second episode!
22:17Look forward to it!
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