Ghosts Australia Season 01 Episode 05

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00:00Okay, okay, it's got to be much higher than that. Yeah, and lower. What was wrong with the paintings of the kangaroos, Hotzi and Jumperkins?

00:23Oh, careful, watch fingers. You need those for jazzercise. Oh, you missed.

00:27What you need to do is go to TAFE and get a Cert III in hammering, because right now...

00:30Would you guys please shut up? See?

00:37See what? Why you're so wound up when we're just being helpful. It's been ages since you and Sean, you know...

00:44Groped for trout in the brownie stream. Bumped uglies. Done it.

00:48Made sweet friends. Guys, there are parts of my life that are private. Yeah, so stay out of their private parts.

00:52Well, no, that's kind of the problem. Except for me, it has been worth.

00:55Forty-two days and thirty-three minutes, to be exact. Although, that's from post-coitus, so if that's from the moment of initiation, well, it's more like thirty-five min... min... min...

01:04That's... Oh, oh, oh, you did a... stinky... I've got to... got to go.

01:11Hey. Hey.

01:26Do you know we haven't done it in, like, weeks? Forty-two days, not that I'm counting. I am obviously counting. How do we let this slide?

01:38Oh, Gideon.

01:43You know, when I was struggling to get in the mood, I often lay back and think of England. Beautiful, erotic England.

01:52England. The thick, sooty air, the fox hunting, the teeth.

01:57Yeah, let me help you.

02:00God save our gracious king!

02:05Long live our noble king!

02:09I'm done! Done! Gideon!

02:11Gideon!

02:12Oh.

02:13Yeah.

02:14Okay.

02:15You know what? Log off, handsome, let's sort it out now. Come on.

02:17Now, now, now?

02:19Oh, well, I'll have a shower, obviously.

02:21No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not that. It's just, I'm waiting for an important package.

02:25So is Kate.

02:27What is it?

02:28It's connectivity-related.

02:31Finally, you're getting the telegraph. So much more reliable than the cursed skyways.

02:36It's the Wi-Fi.

02:37Isn't that what I said? Fly where?

02:39No, no, it's not, it's not Wi-Fi. And look, I'm all up for a little maintenance quickie,

02:43but can we also just do something special?

02:45Oh. Oh. Sean, he wants to be swept off his feet.

02:49Yeah.

02:50Leave the sweep into the womenfolk. Why don't we just do, like, a date night? Like, like,

02:55a romance reboot.

02:56Yes.

02:57Right there.

02:58Yes.

02:59And let's do it.

03:00Where?

03:01Anywhere but here. Can I come? We just can't go past the fence, obviously. Is that okay?

03:05Just because I can't go past the fence physically. Do you want to book it?

03:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:09Yeah.

03:10I love us! Best couple ever. You, me, and Johnny. You, me, and Johnny.

03:18I wore this one to the upfronts in 83.

03:20It's pretty shiny, Lindy.

03:22Mm-hmm.

03:23Have you been to the pub? I mean, like, a nice top and jeans qualifies as black tie.

03:26Kate, please.

03:27Okay, I'll wear some shoulder pads.

03:30Oh, this one's from the Logies in 84.

03:33That was the night that Dale told me that he'd bought Ram's Head,

03:36and he proposed to hide me in the turret from his wife.

03:39Lindy, Dale sounds pretty domineering.

03:42So domineering.

03:44Oof.

03:45But, when I moved in, I relaxed too much.

03:48I snacked on foods, I fluffed in bed.

03:51And do you know what happened?

03:53You heard healthy bells?

03:54You married my mum, Kate.

03:56My mum.

03:58So.

03:59Lindy, that's really bad.

04:01Yeah.

04:02But we're not talking about them, we're talking about us.

04:05And you, and Sean, and how he loves you for your big...

04:08Brain.

04:09Brain.

04:10Sense of humour.

04:11Sure.

04:12And my work ethic.

04:13Yeah.

04:14And you are so cute for believing that from a man.

04:16He's not gonna marry my mum, Lindy.

04:18No.

04:19No.

04:20No.

04:22He only talks to her every second day,

04:24and he just turned down sleeping with you after 42 days of celibacy.

04:27I wouldn't worry about it.

04:31Okay.

04:32What do you think?

04:34It's like the old saying goes,

04:36Always judge a book by its cover!

04:39Mm-hmm.

04:40That's...

04:41That's not quite...

04:42It's Confucius.

04:43It's a poem.

04:45Hi, is this a cover in?

04:48Oh.

04:49Yeah.

04:50Hi.

04:51Um, I'd like to book a table for 7pm.

04:53Yeah, I'll hold.

04:55What's the point of all this romance malarkey?

04:58Knickers down, up the duff, and get to making a pair of wee hands to scrub the bag!

05:03Well, there's more to life than just labour, Eileen.

05:06Why, I once experienced the affection of the most gorgeous creature, Jemima.

05:11Physical connection.

05:13Our bodies becoming one.

05:15God help us.

05:16If you're asking me,

05:18the thing with Kate is,

05:20she has the hysteria.

05:22Like Miranda's mammy.

05:24Oh!

05:25Ho, ho, ho!

05:26I beg your pardon?

05:27Yes, that's right.

05:28The doctor attempted to cure her with those pelvic massages.

05:31Hmm, you gave her a good hard cure.

05:34Every Thursday.

05:35Sometimes twice.

05:37No.

05:38It had nothing to do with bedtime activities.

05:40Virgin alert.

05:41And proud of it.

05:42I was engaged to a gentleman.

05:44A war hero, no less.

05:46Wasn't exactly going to sully myself before the naptuals.

05:49Even now, the thought of being touched by another is nauseating.

05:51Of course it's nauseating now.

05:53It's called throoming woman.

05:55And I have been smart enough to avoid that for a hundred years.

05:58Wait, wait, wait, hang on, hang on, hang on.

06:00Wait, you're saying you've never been throomed before?

06:03Sorry, every table is free.

06:06Why didn't you put me on hold?

06:08Oh.

06:09Mudge, you need a good throoming.

06:11Trust me.

06:12Why don't you do that, Sean Blow?

06:13Uh, sorry, you know what?

06:14Doesn't matter.

06:15Um, something's hard.

06:16No!

06:17Do it.

06:18Just give it a crack.

06:19Go on.

06:20It's a rite of passage, Miranda.

06:21No!

06:22It's going to be painful.

06:23Off you pop.

06:24Come on.

06:25Ah, leave the poor Colleen alone.

06:26She's afeard is all.

06:28I am not afeard because afeard is not a word.

06:31And I will have all of you know that in 1914, I wore an ankle-length dress to the premiere's

06:36Christmas dinner.

06:37Yes, I showed ankle at night on a holiday.

06:41So if any of you think I am afeard, well then I have something to play.

06:46Aww.

06:47Well done.

06:48Well done, darling.

06:49Well done, darling.

06:50Let me just remember you.

06:51Yes.

06:56Do I really have to wear the gloves?

06:59Yes, you do!

07:00Now call for Sean.

07:01Why?

07:02Because in the movies, when a woman gets a makeover, she walks down the stairs and shows

07:07the love of her life, how beautiful she is when she actually makes an effort.

07:11Like in Greece, when Sandy stops being so frigid.

07:13You're Sandy.

07:14John, um, can you come here for a second?

07:17Great.

07:18Now just stand normal.

07:19Fine.

07:20No, act natural.

07:21Normal.

07:22Okay, I said normal.

07:23Why are you being like this?

07:24Lord, she's making a holy show of herself.

07:26Jeez, that could be sisters.

07:28Just like those witches in practical magic.

07:30You guys know that scene with the lime and the coconut song that everyone was talking

07:35about?

07:36Because I didn't know it.

07:37I didn't know if I watched it.

07:38I think it hurt someone.

07:41This hand here?

07:42On your hip like this?

07:43Yes.

07:44Okay.

07:45So look at me.

07:46Look at me.

07:47I want you to breathe in.

07:48Soften your eyes and say...

07:49Look at me.

07:50Look at me.

07:51I want you to breathe in.

07:52Okay.

07:53You're not doing it.

07:54You're not doing it.

07:55You're not doing it.

07:56You're not doing it.

07:57Okay.

07:58Action.

07:59Okay.

08:00And we're walking.

08:01We're walking slowly.

08:02The music.

08:03For that special touch of paradise.

08:07Just a touch of a little paradise

08:12It's like we're going to have to eat in tonight

08:15You dressed up

08:18Yeah

08:19I thought we were going out tonight

08:21Yeah, no, I know, I know, I'm sorry

08:23It's just this delivery's changed again

08:25It's now between 6 and 9pm

08:27And then there's some damn flamingos

08:31Anyway, I just, I have to accept the delivery

08:33If I miss it, then I have to do that

08:367 hour round trip back to the deep to collect

08:37You had your hair done

08:40And it's all

08:40Key change

08:44Hey Lindy, can you stop, please?

08:48I was really looking forward to going out tonight

08:50I know, I know, I know

08:52I'm really, really sorry

08:53Okay, how about this

08:54I will cook

08:55And I will get dressed up too

08:57And it'll be fun

08:58We'll just, like, have a night of it

09:01Yeah?

09:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

09:05I'll see what we've got in the kitchen

09:06You all right?

09:17You're acting gammy, you are

09:19You're acting gammy

09:20With your

09:21Gammy face

09:22Prune

09:30I was going to make duck a la orange

09:36But we don't have any duck

09:38Oh

09:39Or l'orange

09:40So I'm making potato

09:42A la potato

09:45Don't be mashing your potatoes up and down like that

09:48Are you insane?

09:49Okay, that's the delivery

09:50Can you, um, can you keep mashing?

09:56Oh, mate

09:59Oi, what do you miss more?

10:02Food or girls?

10:04Well, when I was alive

10:05I had plenty of girls

10:06But I was hungry all the time

10:07Yeah

10:07It's too dry, it's too dry

10:09So food

10:09You?

10:11Girls, mate

10:13Girls, obviously

10:14No contest

10:15Did you have a favourite?

10:17Oh, mate

10:18Oh, there were so many of them, you know

10:21It sort of all blew her into one

10:23Big girl

10:26I loved big girls

10:27Yeah

10:28Most of the ex-convict girls I dated were really skinny

10:31Yeah, were from dieting

10:32Dysentery

10:33Gross

10:34I dated an ex-con once

10:37Yeah?

10:37Yeah, yeah, yeah

10:38We, um, went through the drive-thru

10:40Got hot and spicy

10:41Oh, so breasts and thighs

10:43Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

10:44Yeah, a whole bucket of them

10:45Sounds saucy

10:47Oh, there was sauce, mate

10:48There was sauce

10:49Don't worry, you're pretty little face, yeah

10:51Sweet and sour

10:53So good

10:55Chips for days

10:57It's a crunch when you're bitten to that chicken

11:00What about the girl?

11:04What girl?

11:06Okay, yeah

11:06Yeah, no worries

11:07Coming now

11:08Uh, hey, I'm at the front door

11:14But I can't see you

11:15Where are you?

11:15I don't know, mate

11:16Well, I'm at some doors

11:17Okay, which side are you on?

11:19On the left side?

11:21Uh-huh

11:22Is that the south wing or the north wing?

11:24How would I know?

11:26Okay, just please, please stay there

11:28I really need this package for tonight

11:29It's for me and my girlfriend

11:30My dear, my

11:32Uh

11:35Hello?

11:36Hello?

11:37Hello?

11:40Hello?

11:43Hello?

11:44I can't believe you just drove off with zero notifications

11:55All right, let's, let's phones down because it's take time

11:58Yes, yes, sorry, so sorry

12:00You know what, Kate?

12:02This looks great considering all we had was a sack of potatoes

12:06Yeah

12:07Yeah, and hey, you know when before I said that your hair was all...

12:12It's actually really beautiful

12:15Oh

12:16Really, it suits you

12:17Oh, I'm not gonna do that

12:19Everything okay?

12:21Yes, fine

12:22Okay, tits and teeth, about your lashes

12:25He's being grumpy

12:26Thank you so much for having us, Kate

12:27They're all here, aren't they?

12:30Yeah

12:30Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool

12:31Mate, I suggest a minuet to break the tension

12:34It's chicken salt, Kate

12:35These potatoes need chicken salt

12:37Satan, just get your face out of the food

12:39They need chicken salt

12:40No, no, no, by all means, Satan, go ahead

12:43You're not the boss of me

12:44Hey, it was your idea to eat in

12:45Look, sorry, can you just please give us some space?

12:49Thank you

12:50He's obviously not talking to me, so...

12:52Kate, may I have a sniff?

12:55Great, you two

12:56I'll be needing a loan of am

12:58Is everything okay?

13:00Obviously not talking to me

13:01If you can just reach down and sort of yank them up, I think it will improve his mood

13:05Kate, can you just, can you ask him to leave?

13:07Okay, now it's very important that we don't lose our cool

13:12June, listen

13:13It's very important we stay calm and we listen, okay?

13:19Sit yourself down

13:21Not you

13:23Munch, take a seat

13:25Yeah

13:27We be needing to talk

13:32Munch, welcome to your intervention

13:36Now, I've been to many of these before

13:39In fact, I've had a few myself

13:40Basically, you sit around, you judge your mate for being a dickhead

13:43But in a safe space

13:45Yeah

13:46What's going on, sir?

13:47I don't... what's happening?

13:49I know what you were after doing with that wee delivery man

13:52And we know

13:53Because Eileen told us

13:55Yeah

13:56Many years ago, I was after seeing the devil drink take hold of me husband

14:00And most of me children

14:03That's right, Eileen

14:04Addiction can strike at any age

14:06Ooh, whoopsie

14:08That is a full plate of food, isn't it?

14:10In front of a man friend

14:11And that's a...

14:12That's so brave

14:13The minwets is such a bright, brisk little number

14:15Much like my delicious little Jemima

14:17You know what?

14:21I'm gonna do it

14:22Okay

14:23Dear ghosts, can you please just leave us alone

14:27And let us enjoy our date in peace

14:29Thank you

14:30Thank you for saying that

14:31So, you should go

14:33He means you

14:34And you too

14:35And I'm gonna go as well, thank you

14:37As a choice that I have made

14:39For a dance

14:41Oh, okay

14:42Yes

14:43A dance I choose

14:44I'm choosing to go for a dance

14:46Okay

14:47Do you want a dance?

14:49Sorry, so

14:50Let me get this straight

14:51So first you mocked me for never throoming

14:53And now you chastised me for throoming too much

14:55I mean, come on

14:56This is perfectly normal, guys

14:58The boys used to call it the anger phase

15:00Up next will be bargaining

15:01So I'm addicted, am I?

15:03Am I?

15:04What about you?

15:05With your obsession with fried food

15:07When you and your leather-bound gorillas were infesting this place

15:10I never saw one cooked fredge to burn

15:11We were cooking meth

15:12Plus there's carrot and coleslaw

15:14As well as that white crap

15:16And you, Eileen

15:17Ooh, high and mighty Eileen

15:20But you were just as sloshed as the rest of your wretched family

15:22It was only after a drink and to cope with all the drunks

15:25Hey, hey, hey

15:26It's just the throoming talking

15:27Okay, it's not her

15:28And what about you?

15:30Yes, you

15:31You silly, dimwitted tingleberry

15:33Oh, no

15:34So what did it go to?

15:35You lost your gold

15:37And your mind

15:39I feel judged

15:40But safe

15:42I am finally feeling something

15:45After a hundred years of utter boredom

15:47And you want to take that away from me

15:49Sorry?

15:50No

15:51No

15:51I am just getting started

15:54It was either acceptance or denial

16:12I don't know

16:12I never got this far

16:13We should have gone with the exorcism

16:15One

16:17And bend the knees

16:20One

16:20And lower the heels

16:23One

16:24Kick

16:25And

16:25What?

16:28Yeah, just keep it

16:29Okay, Kate, okay

16:30Just bear in mind

16:31I can't actually see the instructor here

16:32We're just

16:33We're going around in circles

16:34Well, at least I'm trying

16:35You left me to cook my own romantic dinner

16:37Where you went and chase some rando package

16:39Rando?

16:41Kate, this package is actually kind of important

16:43This is a disaster

16:45No, this is passion

16:47They'll be tearing each other's clothes off in a second

16:49I just wanted to leave the house, Sean

16:51I have to deal with the ghost every day

16:53I know

16:54Sean, is she talking about the convict?

16:56You only have to deal with me

16:58Do you see how unfair that is?

17:00Unfair?

17:01Unfair, Kate

17:02What do you want me to do?

17:03Just bang my head so I can see them too?

17:05Incoming! Incoming!

17:07Give me a break!

17:09You know what?

17:10That's fine

17:10Sean, Sean, I wasn't talking to you

17:13Yeah, what's new?

17:15Sean, wait!

17:19Sometimes you just have to let a man storm out

17:21They have really big feelings

17:22They don't know where to put them

17:23Dale used to do this all the time

17:25He would storm out for weeks or months on end

17:28I was a total mess

17:29But the uncertainty made it kind of hotter

17:31Once again, Lindy, that is not reassuring

17:33Yes, girl, get those shoulders out

17:36That'll get him

17:38Oh, my God!

17:46What are you doing?

17:47Stay there

17:47What is your problem?

17:48I don't have a problem

17:49Just stay still

17:51Why would I do that?

17:52Oh, my God!

17:55Stop!

17:56Stop!

17:56Move back

17:57You are acting like a child

17:58Well, you're acting like my mother

18:00She never let me do anything

18:02I couldn't ride a horse

18:03Or climb a tree

18:04Okay, I'm really sorry that you felt trapped, Miranda

18:07In your past life

18:08But you are dead now

18:08You've been dead a very long time

18:10And you're with us

18:10So maybe just make a bit more of an effort

18:12I'm trying

18:14Are you, though?

18:16I kind of feel like you float around and judge us a lot

18:18Maybe you could just try engaging

18:20Asking a few questions

18:21Questions

18:25Okay

18:28Can you please get me another delivery driver?

18:35What?

18:36Well, I threw him the last one so hard that he dropped his box

18:38Watch your fingers

18:42Always cut away from your fingers

18:44That's not a way

18:44Oh, nothing in there

18:48Oh

18:50Wait, that's the important package Sean's waiting for

18:54Talk about an edgy climax

18:57No, it's from our second date

18:59We went to an escape room

19:00Huh?

19:02You're locked in a room and you have to use clues to escape it

19:05You'd be trapping yourself in a room for amusement

19:08That's what that is

19:09Prisoner's no joke, Kate

19:11I mean, the only good bits were Chili Tuesdays

19:13Anyway

19:14I solved this rando morse code thing and then

19:18Sean turned to me and said, I love you

19:21And even though it was early on

19:23I said it back

19:25Because I realized that

19:28I really liked being trapped with that nerdy little face

19:32Now we're trapped with the both of you

19:34So we are

19:35I mean, on the other hand, being trapped in a four-man cell after Chili Tuesday

19:39Not ordeal

19:41No bucket

19:42No toilet paper

19:44Just a rag and a can-do attitude

19:46Kate

19:53Kate, you up?

19:58I drove all the way to the depot like an idiot

20:00Even though I didn't even have my package

20:02You found it

20:05You're locked in a room

20:07The clock is ticking

20:08No, I don't

20:09Decide for the cryptic clues

20:10And work with the person you love most

20:12To escape before time runs out

20:13Are you serious?

20:15I just got you some

20:16Servo breakfast

20:18This is really

20:19I can't believe you built me an escape room

20:22You're wasting precious time

20:24Liz?

20:27Oh, you cheek-eye rolls

20:32Incoming!

20:37Control yourself, girline

20:39Mindy?

20:42Mm-hmm

20:42Is that perhaps a less ridiculous version of this jazzercising that I can do in my dress?

20:51Good, um, you

20:52Uh, yeah, yes

20:54Yes, please

20:55Um, yes

20:55Um, okay, so it's, uh, low impact

20:57But you will have to warm up

20:59So, um, you've got thick ankles

21:00You'll be fine

21:01Permission to just jazz on over me

21:03Oh, okay

21:03Oh, my God

21:04Oh, yeah

21:04Maybe not in the face

21:05Okay, sorry

21:06Best friends

21:06Um, let's, um, do this

21:08You're a natural

21:09You know, I think I changed my mind

21:11I think I miss girls the most

21:14Hey, that's your thrum

21:17Face

21:18Ah

21:18Don't look at me

21:21I can quit whenever I want, alright?

21:23I just

21:23I just want one more sniff to get through the weekend

21:25Oh, that's it

21:31Might I have this done?

21:34I don't dance English

21:35In this light, your hair somewhat reminds me of my gorgeous Jemima

21:46That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

21:49So it is

21:50Such a fine steed

21:52Steed?

21:54Jemima was a horse

21:55Finest filly I ever had the pleasure of mounting

21:57Gideon, you may well be a stuck-up eejit

22:02And faint as a peacock

22:03But?

22:06No, that's it

22:07Your next clue is under

22:10Under where?

22:16Under

22:16Where?

22:18You did a bad pun for me

22:19Yeah, well I thought you'd like it

22:20I'm sorry

22:22I love you

22:22I'm sorry

22:23It's happening

22:40It's happening

22:41Ow, ow, ow

22:42Get in here, get in here

22:43You put your knees up when you're done

22:44It helps with the baby bacon

22:46My

22:49That looks just like mommy's hysteria massages

22:52And all I do is look into your eyes

22:59For that special touch of paradise

23:03And just that touch, that touch of paradise

23:09And you hold my hand

23:13And that's when we kiss

23:14And then it doesn't take long

23:17For me to get the gister

23:21Flamingos

23:24Beautiful

23:25Satsang

23:26I'm sorry

23:27I'm sorry

23:41I'll see you

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