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00:00Hey, get away from my desk.
00:25Have you paid this?
00:26You see, this is why I got you an in-tray.
00:31Things you haven't dealt with yet go here.
00:33Oh, is that what that's for?
00:34Anyway, that's Sebastian's job.
00:36Not if it's not in my in-tray.
00:38What's this?
00:40You are invited to the scene of the crime.
00:43Hey, give me that.
00:45Who's Olivia?
00:47Dear Frank, Olivia is desperate, underlined, to see you.
00:52Olivia Bluebell, who went to school together.
00:55Olivia.
00:56Olivia Bluebell, casting director for the RSC.
01:00I don't know.
01:02I mean, she liked drama and that.
01:04She was Julia in the Sixth Form play.
01:07I fell asleep.
01:08She left me for Bill White shortly after that.
01:11The invites from him.
01:13He's organising some sort of murder mystery-themed reunion.
01:17You know, costumes and that sort of stuff.
01:19Oh, Frank.
01:20Your first love.
01:22And she's desperate to see you.
01:24I bumped into her in the street a couple of weeks ago.
01:28Yeah.
01:29She did seem a bit, erm...
01:31What?
01:32Nervous?
01:33No.
01:34Bit excited.
01:35Billious.
01:36Yeah.
01:37I mean, Aaron and Bill have been together for years.
01:41I'm surprised he invited me.
01:42He's always hated me.
01:44Maybe he's mellowed in his old age.
01:46Old?
01:47He's the same age as me.
01:49Erm, sorry.
01:50Not to make this all about me, but I have been trying to get a meeting with Olivia Bluebell
01:54for quite some time.
01:56Well, we will drive you then, cos it's in the middle of nowhere.
01:58I could learn a monologue, just in case.
02:01I'm going to stop you right there.
02:03I am not going.
02:28Oh!
02:29I look daft.
02:30Well, not bad for a 1920s policeman on a day's notice.
02:31Yeah, you know, it's a good thing if you make her laugh, right?
02:48Oh!
02:49I look daft.
02:52Well, not bad for a 1920s policeman on a day's notice.
02:56Yeah, you know, it's a good thing if you make her laugh, right?
02:58They must be stinking rich.
03:00Oh, yeah.
03:01Bill invented the world's first unblockable toilet.
03:04I've always wanted one of those, but they're a bit pricey, aren't they?
03:07You two should eat more fibre.
03:09The crisps count.
03:11Nice car.
03:13Oh.
03:18That's Paul Belch.
03:20He was Bill's sidekick at school.
03:22Where's his costume?
03:24Are you a bit nervous?
03:25You know neither are you two invited, right?
03:29Yeah.
03:30Well, we'll walk you to the door.
03:32Why don't you walk me to the Mucky Mallard instead?
03:34Is that Olivia?
03:36Wow.
03:37Let's go.
03:38I told you, no costumes.
03:40Bill says he dares you to wear it.
03:42You know how he hates running lake.
03:44Go on.
03:45Oh, Frank.
03:46I didn't know you were coming.
03:48Me neither.
03:49I mean, me too.
03:50I'll just go.
03:51No.
03:52Hello.
03:53I'm Lou.
03:54I'm Frank.
03:55Olivia.
03:56Olivia.
03:57I'm so sorry.
03:58How rude of me.
03:59No, no.
04:00And this is Sebastian Brudenel.
04:01Well, how nice to meet you both.
04:02Come on in.
04:03I'm sure we can find an extra couple of parts.
04:04Really?
04:05Oh, okay.
04:06Okay then.
04:07Come on in.
04:08Um, well, how nice to meet you both.
04:12Come on in.
04:15I'm sure we can find an extra couple of parts.
04:18Really?
04:19Oh, okay.
04:20Okay then.
04:21Come on in.
04:26Um, bags and coats there.
04:29You'll have to hand over your phones and car keys.
04:33Bill is paranoid about people cheating.
04:36Really?
04:37Yeah.
04:38Don't worry.
04:39It's not that kind of party.
04:41Oh.
04:45Look at your truncheon.
04:47Oh.
04:48Oh.
04:49Oh.
04:50Oh, you always could make me laugh.
04:53You, you look, um, beautiful.
04:56You look lovely, really.
04:58Oh.
04:59Oh.
05:00It's Bill's idea.
05:01You know, I wanted to say something when we bumped into each other.
05:05Maybe later.
05:06At your service, ma'am.
05:07Oh.
05:08Well, let me take you through.
05:09Come here.
05:10Oh, please.
05:11At your service.
05:12Pull yourselves together.
05:13Oh.
05:14All this?
05:15Over some toilets?
05:16It's only a game, Hannah.
05:17Oh, I need some air.
05:18Isn't that the politician?
05:19Hannah Volumnia.
05:20Frank.
05:21Glad you could make it.
05:22And who are these?
05:23Frank's wife and son came in.
05:24Isn't that nice?
05:25No.
05:26No.
05:27He's not my wife.
05:28He's not my son.
05:29In fact, I mean, am I old enough?
05:30Would that work?
05:31I don't think so.
05:32I don't think so.
05:33I'm Lou.
05:34I'm Frank's business partner.
05:35And I'm also the designated driver tonight.
05:36So, yeah.
05:37So, Frank is very single.
05:39I mean, single.
05:40Just, well, normal single.
05:41Yeah.
05:42And you're also a PI, are you?
05:43I'm a rather trained actor.
05:55And I also work for them occasionally.
06:01And you're also a P.I., are you?
06:04I'm a rather trained actor.
06:07And I also work for them occasionally.
06:12Sebastian is a wonderful actor.
06:14I think, actually, he's going to be amazing at your game.
06:17I think you're going to be really impressed.
06:18Well, an entire P.I. firm turn up at my murder mystery party.
06:22I suppose I should be flattered.
06:25But I don't have parts for you two.
06:26I told them that we'd make it work.
06:29I told them about your rule.
06:34Come on, let me get you some costumes.
06:36Oh, he loves a costume.
06:38So, where's the rest of the sixth form, then?
06:42Eugene's on his way.
06:44Eugene Bottom.
06:45From bottom to top lawyer, would you believe it?
06:49He's been helping me with my will.
06:52We should have a quiet word.
06:59I'll be honest.
07:06I'm the one who was desperate to see you.
07:08I used Olivia as bait.
07:11Why?
07:12Let's just say...
07:13You'll be doing me a favour if you'll just keep an eye on her tonight, in your professional capacity.
07:21I'm sorry, Bill.
07:22I don't really feel comfortable with that.
07:24I can recommend somebody else.
07:27Yeah.
07:27Well, your scruples do you credit.
07:36See?
07:37Never kicked the habit I started on the music block roof.
07:42That'll be Eugene.
07:43Eugene, you remember Frank?
07:53Of course.
07:54How are you?
07:55Well, you come as...
07:56Oh, a pimp.
07:57Oh.
07:58Eugene Bottom.
08:00Frank Hathaway.
08:02I didn't realise this was a party for losers and hangers-on.
08:05Oh.
08:06You still afraid of heights?
08:07Bottom.
08:08Come on, Paul.
08:08Play nice.
08:09You're the butler, Belch.
08:11I'll have a drink.
08:12Yes, you can serve us all a drink in a moment.
08:14First, the keys, please, that you may have.
08:17Mobile phone.
08:17Oh, nice.
08:19There you go.
08:19Would you share them through to the drawing room, darling?
08:21Of course.
08:22Isn't that good that we're all together?
08:24It's been so long.
08:25It's not a bad time.
08:26I know.
08:32This is not a reunion.
08:34It's a job.
08:35Bill wants me to watch Olivia.
08:37Really?
08:37Well, what did you say?
08:39No.
08:39I don't want to get involved in their marital disputes.
08:42Soon as dinner's finished, we're all over here.
08:45What about me?
08:47Olivia Bluebell is one of the most powerful women in British theatre.
08:51Don't worry.
08:52You've still got plenty of time to impress her.
08:54She's not giving me much to work with.
08:57What are you?
08:58An aunt?
09:00No, he's a pilot.
09:01An explorer.
09:03Sorry.
09:03Sorry.
09:05I just need some time to work on my backstory.
09:09Oh.
09:12Dinner is served.
09:14I hope you're all ready for this.
09:16Five minutes behind schedule.
09:27Come on, everyone.
09:28Chop, chop, chop, chop.
09:29Frank, Paul, Eugene, you remember Hannah?
09:33Long time no see.
09:34Too fancy for us, are you?
09:36For you?
09:38Eugene.
09:40I hear about you in the news sometimes.
09:43I don't get as much coverage as I should.
09:45Oh, really?
09:46I feel like I see you everywhere.
09:49Oh, sorry.
09:49I'm Lou.
09:50I'm, uh, Frank's...
09:52I'm the maid.
09:54Not his maid.
09:56He's single.
09:59So, gazpacho.
10:02It's been a favourite of mine since our honeymoon,
10:05and Olivia kindly agreed to make it for us tonight.
10:09It's not really 1920s, of course, but it is blood red.
10:14Well, let's just hope you eat it tonight.
10:18What?
10:18Well, he's been on a diet lately.
10:22In preparation for the next lovely lady to come along.
10:26Oh, lucky girl.
10:28Oh.
10:35It's cold.
10:37Yeah, it's gazpacho.
10:39Yeah, it's cold.
10:41Because it's gazpacho.
10:44Well, cold.
10:45Cold soup.
10:46Posh people do it.
10:53I had to wrestle them snakes.
10:58It was the only way.
11:01Flight commander, Captain Bicklesworth, reporting for duty.
11:07I have seen some things.
11:16Parfait.
11:17A unique prize for the best detective.
11:20A unique prize for the best detective.
11:47Ah, it is 24-carat gold.
11:52A repurposed anniversary present, actually.
11:55I thought it was perfect,
11:56given that our relationship's been going down the pan.
12:00Even I can tell that's a bad taste.
12:02Yeah, just a bit.
12:03Mind you, if it is a real gold, be worth a fortune.
12:06Mm-hm.
12:07Oh, look.
12:08Frank Cathaway, forget not that I am an ass.
12:11Uh, it's Dogberry from Much Ado.
12:15He's a sort of useless copper.
12:18Ah, that's good.
12:20But for the game, it's good.
12:22Cha-cha-cha-cha!
12:24No cheating.
12:25Leave that now and pour some wine, please.
12:28That's a good chap.
12:30So, now that we are all finally here, we can commence.
12:36At 1910 hours, in the drawing room, my pocket watch was stolen.
12:43Oh!
12:44Stolen?
12:45I thought this was a murder mystery party.
12:47Ah, there are more twists in store.
12:49But for now, there is a thief in our midst.
12:54Nervous, are we?
12:56Yeah, that's...
12:58Oh, well, well, it couldn't have been me because I was with you before dinner.
13:10In your professional capacity as a lady of the night?
13:17Yeah, well, yes.
13:19Ah, lucky boy, eh?
13:21And you can corroborate that, can you?
13:27Oh, um...
13:29I'll, um...
13:31Sorry, it's, um...
13:34Ooh, it's...
13:35Yeah.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Yep.
13:39Eugene, your alibi.
13:40I?
13:41Bottom the pimp.
13:44Was collecting payment from Officer Hathaway.
13:47I then went to try and organise my client, Miss Bluebell's next trick.
13:53Hmm, it wasn't me.
13:54I don't think even paying you would help, would it, darling?
13:57Ha-ha.
13:58Bill's most awkward in a party so far.
14:01Me too.
14:02Ah, Hannah!
14:05Well, I didn't do it.
14:06I know, because I read ahead.
14:09Ah, but your moment will come.
14:12All a bit tense, isn't it?
14:16You got something to say, dear?
14:19Me? No.
14:20No, it's just lovely, lovely water.
14:23Yeah.
14:26Your alibi.
14:27Oh, my alibi?
14:28Um...
14:30Well, I haven't got a...
14:31So, uh...
14:33I'm just a lowly maid.
14:36I was a...
14:37milking a cow.
14:39About ten past seven.
14:40I don't...
14:41I don't know.
14:45Paul?
14:46Re-filling glasses.
14:49All night.
14:51Ah, now I think an excellent opportunity to steal a pocket watch.
14:57Shall we vote?
14:58Oh, uh...
14:59Oh, monsieur.
15:01Oh, you forget me at your peril.
15:07Yes, well, I think, uh, it's running a bit late now, and we all know that you've just come back from...
15:12Indeed, I have just returned from my incroyable exploits flying over all the continents of the world.
15:21However, nothing could have prepared me for what I noticed on my way to the dining room.
15:32You have said there is a thief among us.
15:35But what is this if not evidence of a much darker crime?
15:41What that is is my handkerchief.
15:44I had a nosebleed.
15:46What, another one?
15:48Yes.
15:49Right.
15:50Let's vote.
15:57Oh, I'm really sorry.
15:59It's honestly nothing personal.
16:01Paul.
16:03It's just that I think you had, like, the opportunity.
16:06I'm too obvious.
16:08Didn't you say there'd be, you know, another twist?
16:11Paul, come on.
16:12Really?
16:14It's not my fault you've got a stupid name, is it?
16:17Right, Frank.
16:19It's always the person you expect the least.
16:23Huh?
16:25Oh!
16:27So I sold my own pocket watch.
16:29Very good.
16:32Right.
16:34Paul, you got the most votes, so stand up, turn to page four.
16:38I confess, I'm the thief.
16:39Yes!
16:40Yes!
16:41Yes!
16:42Yes!
16:43Yes!
16:44Absolutely.
16:45Well done.
16:46Bill, have some water.
16:47Ah!
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17:35to stop. It's a difference in... Bill!
17:38Oh, dear God.
17:39Oh, dear God.
17:41Are you...
17:43She's a good...
17:45I think this is the only twist.
17:47This is the only twist.
17:49You can't trust that.
17:50Dear God. No, you can't.
17:57He... He's dead!
17:59Is he, though?
18:04No.
18:05Eh?
18:13He is, yes.
18:15Dear God.
18:17We need to call an ambulance.
18:18I told Billy was overdoing it.
18:20Landline's not working. I think it's the storm.
18:23Awful house.
18:25I never wanted to move here.
18:27Of course, Bill loved it.
18:29It was perfect for all his...
18:31games.
18:33Get justice done.
18:35He was playing with us to the end.
18:37Are you sure you don't know the code to the safe?
18:39No.
18:40He always kept it secret.
18:43It's part of his thing.
18:45He even made us put our phones in there
18:47because he thought it was only fair.
18:52Shall we get you a little brandy?
18:54He...
18:56Does it have to be little?
18:58No.
18:59No.
19:00No.
19:01Hey, Eugene.
19:24Bill mentioned you were helping him with his will.
19:27He reached out to me a few months ago.
19:30Anything I should know about it?
19:31You're not anything unusual.
19:36Eugene.
19:38He said he was worried he might die soon.
19:52OK.
19:53Never mind an ambulance.
20:04I've got to look at the board of directors now that Bill is dead.
20:07He's not even cold, and you're thinking about that?
20:11White Pumps and Plumbing is one of the biggest companies in Stratford.
20:14Bill would have wanted a smooth handover.
20:19What?
20:20To you?
20:21Yes.
20:22He should have given me the company years ago.
20:25Or we can dry your crocodile tears.
20:27Desperate for a divorce.
20:28I don't think Bill died of natural causes.
20:44I think he was murdered.
20:45So what are we going to do?
20:47We're in the middle of nowhere.
20:48Well, I hate to say it, but if there has been foul play, it doesn't look great for Olivia.
20:53Why?
20:54Well, Bill says he doesn't trust her, and then he dies.
20:57And the last thing he says is he wants you to get justice done, whatever the personal cost.
21:01Just because Bill was worried about Olivia doesn't mean he was right.
21:04Yeah, and she does seem genuinely upset and shocked, which is more than I could say for some of them.
21:08And if he was poisoned, it could have been anyone.
21:10Paul!
21:11It can't have been the wine, because he poured it for all of us, including himself.
21:15Might have been the soup.
21:16Gaspachio!
21:16Bless you.
21:18I had a whole bowl of it.
21:19I didn't even like it, and now, actually, I don't think I feel very well.
21:22Look, calm down.
21:24The bowls were pre-served.
21:26Any sensible killer would put it straight into Bill's bowl and then dispose of whatever they used.
21:30Yeah.
21:31Any clues on the body?
21:32No, some things don't leave a trace.
21:34Listen, we need to keep this to ourselves.
21:36We don't want to spread panic.
21:39What are you, um...
21:42How dare you keep this from us!
21:56Bill was murdered.
21:59One of us is a killer.
22:02Poisoned soup!
22:23I need my pills.
22:26Look, if we all stick together, we should be safe.
22:30Hank, the, um...
22:33Shall I get rid of that?
22:36Yeah, and any other weapons you can find.
22:38I'm a respected politician.
22:41I can't afford to be caught up in some scandal about a murder.
22:45Bill died of a heart attack.
22:46You learned this murder mystery stuff got to your head.
22:49It's true.
22:50I mean, what evidence do you have?
22:52We're just being cautious.
22:54I, uh, I need to use the toilet.
22:56Hang on.
22:57Uh, it's an emergency.
22:58Let's see.
23:14Hello?
23:16Go on, Aska. Go on. Just go on.
23:29All right. Yeah. So. You and Bill were getting a divorce, yeah?
23:43Well, we've been unhappy for years, but that doesn't mean to say I killed him.
23:52No, it's safe not, I mean...
23:57So how was it, Bottom? What? It.
24:01Oh. That's fine.
24:05If you really think it was murder, Frankie boy, you should ask your ex.
24:09I mean, Bill didn't really want to give her a divorce.
24:13Plus, who made the soup, hmm?
24:16What about you? There must be a reason Bill made you the thief in the game.
24:20He's been embezzling money from the company for years.
24:23Where's your proof?
24:24In Bill's last will and testament ready to go to the board in the event of his death.
24:29Bill made millions out of my designs. Millions.
24:32You kept me on a miserable salary. The unblockable toilet. Or me.
24:38Toilets are all you ever think about. That's right.
24:40Ever since you lot used to shove my face in one. That's right.
24:46Where's Hannah?
24:48I'll get him fined up.
24:51I'll get him fined up.
24:53It must have been tough being in Bill's shadow all these years.
25:24We all were.
25:25The rest of us moved on, Paul.
25:30Is that so?
25:32Have you moved on from this?
25:34Stop it! Stop it! What you do?
25:36Give that back.
25:38Is that from when Bill pushed you off the music block roof?
25:50Candlestick.
25:53Let pipe in.
26:00Span up.
26:07Rope.
26:10Rope.
26:11Oh, come on.
26:22Come on.
26:23Rope.
26:24Rope.
26:25Rope.
26:26Rope.
26:27Rope.
26:28Do you know, um, I don't think Bill was murdered at all. I think your Frankie boy there has got the wrong end of his trunction. Hey. You know, he only became a PI because he was fired.
26:41I wasn't fired. I retired. I was admired.
26:47I've looked everywhere. Even the billiard room. There's a billiard room. But I can't find it.
26:51Look who I found trying to break into the safe.
26:54Well, we're like fish in a barrel here. Somebody's got to go for help.
26:57Oh Hannah, you just want to save your own skin. What are you saying, Eugene? Because I would be very careful if I were you. The only person we know is a criminal is Paul. And you would say that Bill wasn't murdered if you'd murdered him.
27:13Do you want me to prove that, hmm?
27:16No.
27:17Yes.
27:22Oh, um, is that what I think it is?
27:25Yep. That's the end of Bill's soup. See, this is why you should have put me in charge. Because I get things done.
27:35Are you okay?
27:36You, sir. You're an idiot. And yeah, I'm fine. I mean, that was disgusting, but I'm fine.
27:42Oh, no!
27:43May Mr. Belt?
27:45Er, did I... did I... did I... did I... did I... no, I think his pulse is irregular.
27:49We need to go to hospital.
27:50I'll check the landline.
27:51Clear.
27:53What are you...
27:54Oh, no. I think it actually worked.
28:00What's happening?
28:01You see? See? There was definitely something in the soup.
28:05What are you doing?
28:06It's worth a try.
28:08It's still dead.
28:09The landline. Not you.
28:12Oh, good.
28:14Right. This is an active crime scene. We need to get out of here and stay out of here. Come on.
28:19Come on.
28:19Come on, man.
28:20Oh, thanks again.
28:21It's all right. Come on.
28:22Come on.
28:24Okay.
28:24That was lovely.
28:25Yeah.
28:26Yeah.
28:27Yeah.
28:28God bless you.
28:30So this Paul, he's either really stupid or really clever.
28:35Wow.
28:35What'd I say stupid?
28:37Mind you, he did invent that toilet.
28:39Can you stop fiddling with your truncheon?
28:41I'm desperate for a wee.
28:42Then go.
28:45Look, someone in here is a poisoner.
28:49I'm starving.
28:50Hey, you ate the soup.
28:52Go on.
28:53Where's Sebastian?
28:59Everything's going to be all right.
29:11Hannah's character pack.
29:14She tore a page out.
29:15Oh, a confession.
29:17There was supposed to be another twist later on.
29:19Well, a murder.
29:20Bill.
29:20No, Eugene.
29:22I confess to pushing Eugene Bottom down the stairs.
29:25What if it was Hannah and not Bill?
29:27What?
29:28When we were at college, Eugene was pushed off the roof of the music block.
29:33Bill, Paul and Hannah used to hang out up there.
29:35Eugene went up there one day.
29:37Maybe because Bill dared him.
29:39Either way, down he came.
29:41Landed on the bike rack.
29:43Was almost impaled.
29:44He always thought that Bill had pushed him, but there was never any proof.
29:48Bill never denied it, though.
29:51Do you remember when we came in, Bill and Hannah were having that route?
29:54Maybe it was about that.
29:55Maybe she was worried that Bill was going to let everybody know what had happened.
29:59If she did do it, that would give her a clear motive.
30:01What about the other character packs?
30:03Is there anything of interest?
30:04Not that I can see.
30:05I think we should go and talk to Hannah.
30:06I just didn't want to play the murderer in the game, that's all.
30:13But what about the argument you were having with Bill earlier?
30:16Something about toilets?
30:17Look, public toilets are a waste of taxpayers' money.
30:21People can use the pub, you know, spend a literal penny.
30:25It's good for business.
30:26Bill's business?
30:26White pumps and plumbing service Stratford's public toilets.
30:30And if they follow my plan, well, they'll lose the contract.
30:34So you two had toilet trouble?
30:38It wasn't worth trying to ruin my career over.
30:41Were you being blackmailed?
30:43Oh, Bill's dares.
30:45I would never even have thought to push Eugene if it wasn't for him.
30:51And then to hold it over me all these years later.
30:54But I did not poison him.
30:57I mean, murder's hardly good as a vote winner, is it?
31:02I did see something, though.
31:09All right.
31:10Don't crowd me.
31:11Earlier, when I was looking for my handbag, I heard something in the kitchen.
31:23I assumed everyone was in the drawing room.
31:27So I looked in and saw Eugene, frantically searching for something.
31:36He found whatever it was, put it in his pocket and left.
31:41I thought I heard a noise when I was in the kitchen.
31:49He must have slipped in after I left.
31:51You see, Eugene doesn't know that it was me who pushed him off the roof.
31:58And if he wants revenge...
32:01Revenge?
32:04I'll give you revenge!
32:06Oh, Eugene, I'm so sorry.
32:07Oh, okay.
32:09Let's all go and sit quietly in the drawing room, shall we?
32:20We just want to know what you were doing in the kitchen.
32:22It's a simple question.
32:24She's the one who should be answering the questions.
32:26Come clean, Bottom.
32:28You killed Bill.
32:29Of course he did.
32:30You don't believe that, do you?
32:38Help!
32:39Help!
32:39Help!
32:39Help!
32:39Help!
32:40Help!
32:40Help!
32:40Help!
32:40Help!
32:41Help!
32:41Help!
32:42Help!
32:42Help!
32:43Help!
32:43Help!
32:44Help!
32:44Help!
32:45Help!
32:45Help!
32:45Help!
32:46Help!
32:46Help!
32:47Help!
32:47Help!
32:48I forgot about the truncheon.
32:52You won't believe me, but I felt someone attack me.
32:54I grabbed the first thing I could.
32:56Okay, so you're claiming self-defense?
32:58Uh, I, um, sorry, I just, uh, oh, I, um, I tripped over that bit of, uh, carpet.
33:05Well, yes, I think you hit me on your way down.
33:08Yeah, I think you probably hit me, too.
33:10Sorry.
33:10I just screamed because everybody else screamed.
33:13Well, it still doesn't explain what you were doing in the kitchen, though.
33:22It wasn't me.
33:23Yeah, I think I know what's been going on.
33:30Team meeting, now.
33:31Come on.
33:33Sebastian, you keep an eye on this lot.
33:36What about the team meeting, I mean, no, sir, I'm not.
33:53What if Eugene is covering for someone, so I really feel like there's something going
33:59on with him and Olivia?
34:01Like what?
34:02I don't know.
34:03Just little words and glances.
34:05Words and glances aren't admissible in a court of law.
34:07We're not in a court of law?
34:09And if Bill wouldn't grant her a divorce, then maybe she...
34:13I just think we need to speak to Olivia.
34:19Oh, sorry.
34:21Olivia, may we have a little word, maybe in the library?
34:25She's got nothing to say to you.
34:27Okay.
34:28Maybe she could tell me that herself.
34:31No.
34:32This is what I was doing in the kitchen.
34:34I was getting these.
34:38For me.
34:39I mislaid them.
34:41Eugene saw I was struggling and he found them for me.
34:43That's all.
34:44Mind if I take a look?
34:46Of course.
34:47Thanks.
34:51Digamenidine.
34:52Fatal in overdose.
34:54This is empty.
34:56Looks like we found our murder weapon.
34:58Question is, which one of you did it?
35:02I confess everything.
35:04After what you've been through, nobody can blame you.
35:06I'm amazed you didn't do it years ago.
35:09When you said you needed your pills, I thought you wanted me to cover up for you.
35:13I just couldn't find them.
35:16You both thought the other one did it.
35:18You were covering for each other.
35:20Why?
35:24Because they're in love, Frank.
35:26It's a bit of a leap.
35:27She's right.
35:30We are.
35:30You could see how unhappy I was with Bill.
35:35We didn't mean anything to happen, but...
35:37Bill knew you were having an affair?
35:39He suspected, yes.
35:42But he thought it was with you.
35:44Saw us in town, but two and two together made five.
35:48So that's why there was all that stuff in the game about, you know...
35:51I didn't know he'd invited you.
35:53Otherwise, I would have warned you.
35:54You must be missing something.
35:59I can't think of an empty stomach or a full bladder.
36:01Why don't you go and try out that famous flush, you know?
36:05Yeah.
36:08Hopefully it makes him feel better.
36:10Yeah.
36:11Go on!
36:28Keela!
36:29What the hell are you doing trying to frighten me in the air?
36:32You seem a bit jumpy, I think.
36:34Well, you would be too if you're stuck in the house with a dead body.
36:37Bill White.
36:37Oh, do you know?
36:39Why are you here, anyway?
36:40Anonymous tip-off.
36:41Wouldn't normally follow it, but in this case...
36:44Take me to the body, please.
36:51This looks bad, Frank.
36:53Very bad.
36:54Does it?
36:55I mean, I know it does, but why do you think it does?
36:59I received this for 2,100 hours.
37:02I came straight away, as instructed.
37:04And here, just as I was warned, is Bill White.
37:06Dead.
37:08Murdered by his love rival.
37:10You what?
37:10Frank Hathaway.
37:13That's nonsense.
37:15Who did it, then?
37:17Odds are the person that sent you this note.
37:21They're probably sitting in the drawing room right now.
37:23Oh, Keela, thank goodness.
37:29Oh, don't get too excited.
37:31Who thinks that killed Bill?
37:32You?
37:33What?
37:35Olivia Bluebell.
37:37DS Keela.
37:38You wanted Bill gone, so you and Frank could carry on your love affair, correct?
37:48What?
37:49No.
37:49Oh, I bumped into Frank.
37:51We hadn't seen each other for years.
37:53So I gave him a hug.
37:56That's all it was.
37:58You sure about that?
37:59Okay, I was thinking of asking him to dig up some dirt on Bill so I could get a divorce, but I didn't in the end.
38:10I haven't thought about Frank in that way for years.
38:13I'm with Eugene.
38:18I'm her lover.
38:22That does make more sense.
38:24But Frank didn't know that.
38:27You strung him along.
38:29Made him do all the dirty work for you.
38:31He was really gutted when she left him.
38:33Cried all over his school dinners.
38:35Er, Joel, I didn't do it.
38:38Well, in that case, you won't mind if I search you, then?
38:41Oh, easy, Tiger.
38:55Tiger Menardine?
38:57Wait, isn't that the same stuff that was in Bill's suit?
39:00No, listen, don't you do anything stupid.
39:02Frank Hathaway, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder.
39:11Backup should be here any minute.
39:18You know this is ridiculous.
39:19You know, I always knew you were going to mess up, Frank.
39:22But I must admit, I never thought it would be murder.
39:25Oh, my God.
39:26Oh, my God, indeed.
39:27You better get yourself a very good lawyer.
39:31Call yourself a Shakespeare scholar.
39:33What?
39:33It's always the person you least expect.
39:35Delaying tactics.
39:36All right, thank you, Mr Hairylip.
39:38Give me a chance.
39:40Right, from the pack.
39:42Welcome, destruction, blood and massacre.
39:44I see, as in a map, the end of all.
39:47From the note that Keela received.
39:50Bill White is in danger.
39:51The end of all, his hopes of his life is coming.
39:55The end of all.
39:57These were written by the same person.
39:59Shakespeare?
40:00No, not just the phrase.
40:02The end of all.
40:04What if Bill wasn't murdered?
40:05What if he killed himself?
40:07He wouldn't do that.
40:09Right, never.
40:09But if he was going to die anyway...
40:12Exactly.
40:12The smoker's cough.
40:14That bloody handkerchief.
40:15And you said he'd been losing weight recently.
40:18Yes, that's true.
40:19He designed the game so that we'd be at each other's throats.
40:23You'd be exposed as a thief.
40:25And you'd have to confess to Eugene putting your career at risk.
40:28But he didn't live to see any of that.
40:30Yeah, the story's fallen apart, Frank.
40:32Bill died before he expected to.
40:35In Romeo and Juliet, Romeo has time after he takes the poison to do a whole speech.
40:41But Bill can't have had even a whole dose because there was still enough gazpacho for you to have some.
40:48And you only fainted.
40:50But if he was already ill...
40:52He misjudged the dose.
40:54Doesn't explain why you had the pills in your pocket.
40:57Maybe they were planted.
40:58In the library.
41:00When he asked me to keep an eye on Olivia, he could have slipped them easily into my pocket.
41:06If we had been having an affair, well, the plan would have been genius.
41:13What plan?
41:15First, destruction.
41:18The game.
41:19Secrets are revealed.
41:20Second, blood.
41:26That disgusting tomato soup.
41:28Third, massacre.
41:29Bill's death.
41:31Olivia's in the frame.
41:32You turn up, now I'm in the frame.
41:34If only he talked to me.
41:36He always had to be in control.
41:40Even after his death.
41:42He wanted to break you all.
41:44That's why he took our keys and phones off us, locked them away, trapped us here.
41:48Now, this is all just circumstantial.
41:50Not when you see they've both been written on the same typewriter.
41:55Bill's typewriter.
41:57The one with the wonky E.
41:58He got the keys.
42:14Thy drugs are quick.
42:18Plus, with a kiss, I die.
42:26What?
42:28That actually was really good.
42:31I mean, look, bravo.
42:32That was brilliant.
42:34I wish I could help you, but I'm going back to acting myself.
42:38Bill made me stop, but I hope to see you at an audition or something.
42:43Yeah.
42:44Don't give up.
42:45Good work.
42:46I've had enough of you causing trouble, Frank.
42:49Causing trouble?
42:50All I did was give her a hug.
42:53Well, now there's a man dead, and I've got to question somebody about theft.
42:56I hope he's not too hard on Paul.
42:58I was wanting him to invent an unsplashable toilet seat.
43:03Olivia's leaving casting.
43:05I know.
43:06We heard.
43:07I'm sorry.
43:08Hmm.
43:09You know, I don't think Bill was as clever as he thought.
43:17Yeah, he is not.
43:18Because massacre, it means several people, not just one.
43:22Yes.
43:23Anne, he misunderstood that Doddbury quote.
43:27Forget not that I am an ass.
43:29Hmm.
43:30Doddbury's not really a useless copper.
43:33He saves the day in the end.
43:34Shall we?
43:41Oh.
43:41Oh.
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